30 Times This Instagram Account Made Its Followers Smirk With Some Spot-On ‘Sadistic Memes’
If our civilization suddenly perished for some reason, and archaeologists from the distant future began excavating the first quarter of the 21st century, what would they be able to say about our culture if most of it is on the internet and, to be absolutely precise, in memes?
Memes do permeate our lives literally everywhere, and if you remember the notorious Rule 34, then today there should be a version of it that says: "There is a meme of it. No exceptions" (ironically, Rule 34 itself is a meme too). And if there are memes about everything in the world, then why not enjoy a selection of the best postings from this dedicated 'Sadistic memes' Instagram page?
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Maybe inspired by the movie "Chicken Run: Operation Nugget"? But I like it!
So good. Write the captions and turn them into a book. Would love to see how he progresses.
OP should encourage his drawing and let his skills flourish.
Yeah, photobombed. Do we have all the same definition of photobombing?
That is hilarious! The fact that 1. caught himself doing it and 2. the kicker, his self-commentary makes the whole situation "one for the books!"
I recorded myself sleeping once. The sounds I made was so horrific I will never do it again. Deleted it immediately.
Thanks for the warning. I've never recorded myself sleeping but I have been recorded sleeping, while I was partaking in a sleep study to check for sleep apnea. I apparently don't stop breathing enough times per night to qualify for a CPAP mask, which is fine with me because I never wanted one in the first place, lol. I suggest you never work in that field if your own noises you made while sleeping disturbed you.
Load More Replies...To be honest, I don't quite agree with the very name 'Sadistic memes' - after all, most of the memes we selected for this list don't have anything downright horrifyingly sadistic. But, well, 672K followers on the Instagram page have a weighty say - in favor of proper naming and hilarious memes.
As a married man, I can tell you these are the most chilling words you will ever hear
My wife and I have a system. A Green light talk is something like where do you want to eat, Yellow light is usually one of the kids messed up, one of the pets is sick, etc. we haven’t come close to red light!
Load More Replies...My husband came in the room the other day looking really pensive and said, "I think I did something bad.". I turned into that cat immediately. Turns out, there was a stunned squirrel on the side of the road from a close call with a car (I think it got knocked around) and my husband was concerned he'd wander into the road, so he brought him home, made him a nest in a milk crate, gave him some water and peanut butter and let him rest up. Squirrel slept all night, we were going to bring him to a small rehab place in town the next morning, but he was frisky, rested and ready to go by then. Hub brought him outside and he happily hopped out on the wood pile, seemed to say thanks, then left. But that whole, "I think I did something bad" really made me clench, lol.
WHY DOES THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ONE OF MY CATS BUT WITH A SHORTER TAIL?!
Yep, it's dark at 4 freaking 30 in December. But light till nearly 10pm in June! Ah, what an amazing world we live on
Load More Replies...I don't see anything wrong. It's better than 7.30 when there are people everywhere
I work Continental shifts.. 12 hours. 630AM-630PM on days.. vice versa for nights.. always dark. Go to work dark.. drive back home.. dark. I love it.. less sun in my eyes driving east.
Yes. After 70 years on this earth, I finally realized it is no the cold that depresses me about winter. It is the short daylight hours. Say what you will about daylight savings time. I prefer the days that the sun does not set until 9 PM.
But the sunlight is so beautiful. come out into the sunlight. (Reference to SCP 001 When Day Breaks)
Load More Replies...In fact, it only seems that making memes is easy - you take some funny or ridiculous picture, add a paradoxical text seasoned with profoundness - and that's it! This actually corresponds to reality no more than the famous revelations of Michelangelo about how he created his amazing statues: "I just take a block of marble and cut off all the unnecessary things from it!"
I need that for all my horses. Horses might look sturdy, but they have a very sensitive digestive system and they can't throw up so if they eat something that doesn't agree with them they can easily die.
I remember hearing a saying at my job... "Horses are born, and then spend every day for the rest of their lives trying to kill themselves." Given some of the inexplicable, crazy injuries they often come in with, I kinda believe it. 😂
Load More Replies...Random story: there is a farm with two mini horses up the road from my parents and my dad convinced my mum that one of them was called throaties and after few months she finally said 'why on earth would you call a horse throaties?' Dads response 'because he's a little horse!'
I need one that reads “Bad period cramps survived (Without painkillers)” I know, I’m strong
Of course, this is not so. Each person has their own, completely unique and inimitable sense of humor (and some do not have one at all), and you still need to focus on some average level of humor. The resulting meme should not be too highbrow (many folks won't get it), but it should not be frankly dumb (then hardly anyone will like it). A well-balanced idea is the key to success not only in life but also in meme-making as well.
I thought it was a garden decoration with teeth. I think I may have overdosed on Halloween decoration posts
However, guessing the viral potential of a meme is as hopeless as trying to throw a hail mary in the last seconds of a football match. Why, for example, did the meme about a black and blue (or still white and gold?) dress become popular worldwide, while thousands of other, no less interesting and funny memes didn't? I think science has yet to figure this out - and when it does, a Nobel Prize for this discovery is almost guaranteed!
Transylvania is very beautiful from what I've seen! Totally worth it
Load More Replies...Wait ... skrunkly and blorbo are actual online slang? At least my spell checker doesn't know those words, either.
Fortunately, it wouldn't affect them as there's nothing in there to damage
Load More Replies...Is it called the Unicorn? Or perhaps the Darwinian? Maybe the Dumb Assiest?
Pretty rich to call liberals “morons” when conservatives think Trump is anything but a dangerous charlatan.
Load More Replies...Okay, in any case, 672K followers on Instagram for a page with memes is quite a good reason to be imbued with respect for the authors of this account. And, it seems to me, a good reason to scroll this selection to the end - and to have a great time reading, smirking and laughing. After all, that's what memes are for, right?
This is why you need nachos! Tortilla chips + fistfulls of shredded cheese + microwave = delicious! (bonus points for jalapenos, sour cream, etc. -- but really just the chips and cheese will do the trick).
This was my jam when I was a literal poor struggling single mom. Then my kid saw a reddit post one day about favorite poor person meals and asked me mine and now he's obsessed.
Load More Replies...Spent 30 years in wildfire. Every fire season when we get even a small fire in the area I avoid talking to people or change the topic when it comes up. Man! I wish I had known rather than wasting all that time and training that watching a YT video would have made me an expert in the field. Smile and nod, smile and nod :)
Perhaps the OP is trying to reference the tendency to go too far and overwhelm folks when they're interest is brought up. I've been guilty of this. I think of it as a state of being I like to call "overpassionate".
Load More Replies...That is actually how I sleep these days to keep my mouth from opening and dying out.
One I read yesterday: what is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels!
I don't think it's a real human hand. But I can't work out what it is. Looks like dehydrated slugs
Load More Replies...It was a mailwoman standing cross-legged. Wanted to pee, or the second.
Did he disintegrate,? They're are no footprints moving away, and how did it explode perfectly around him and his feet are dead center?
I wouldn't have said anything either. Mostly because I have no idea what I'm looking at, or why it would be objectionable.
The sonic character is holding a sanitary pad. Not very spectacular
Load More Replies...Well at least Shadow is being polite. "Hello maam. Are you in need of the comforting sanitary napkin used by female humans?"
It's just sweet. That shizz has never been sour in its life.
Load More Replies...Red #40 dye, along with other common food dyes, has been shown to cause behavioral problems in children and adolescents. https://oehha.ca.gov/risk-assessment/press-release/report-links-synthetic-food-dyes-hyperactivity-and-other
That explains why so many Gen X-ers are the way we are. And besides, it's delicious.
Load More Replies...I frickin' love that sauce. If someone knows where I can buy it for home use please share. None of the sauces in stores come close.
Oh, I love that radioactive sweet & sour sauce. S&S chicken is my favorite Chinese meal. I get such a craving for it, but my local place constantly burns tf out of the chicken. It's very strange. That above pic is what it's supposed to look like. Here's what my local place does to it. It's tougher than jerky. chinese-fo...b64cb7.jpg
Idk why but that sweet & sour jerky chicken is like the best to me
Load More Replies...Waiting for the comments about how science has debunked sugar affecting kids in this way. One of my grandkids absolutely got more hyper (and often more destructive) after sugar. We didn't have to see him ingest it to know he had - later confirmed by him or his siblings. The others, not nearly so much. Seems to vary by kid.
Was he possibly ADD/ADHD? My daughter was/is ADHD and certain foods would set her off. Also, different sweeteners affected her differently. White sugar was bad, but she could have Raw Sugar (although in small amounts). Son is almost 7 years older and suger never really affected him, but corn syrup made him emotional and angry.
Load More Replies...Ahhh yes, red dye for an adhd child....what could go wrong??? I love this dinner for myself however
Who says that? My Illegitimate son... My Bastard son wanted me to show you this. At least she did show us. Thank you! Stop calling him that!
surely just, my son , should be adequate....................your matrimonial status,is not the childs stigma
I could never giggle at my bed. I tell it how much I love it and how happy it makes me.
It is probably one of the best designs for a villain coming from an animated PG movie.
did you cook it in a volcano damn thing looks like Anakin after his fight with Obi Wan
If you just go for entertainment and only gamble what you can lose it's pretty fun
Load More Replies...Not NEW, per se, eyebrow slits are pretty popular, but never that big.
Load More Replies...The look on her face shows that is the ONLY reason she got forklift certified!
I want to have a meal with this woman. She's cute just need to add a little more meat on them bones, imo.
No. "It's F*****G RAW!" Is more likely.
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