“I Left Shortly After”: 30 People Discuss The Dumbest Rules They’ve Ever Had To Follow At Work
InterviewWorkplace rules are there for a reason, and few people likely have something against them when they make sense. Nonsensical rules, on the other hand, can really be a pain in the neck for employees; and unfortunately, there seems to be quite a few companies that have such a type of regulations in place.
Members of the ‘Ask Reddit’ community recently discussed rules that could be considered ridiculous at best, after the user ‘OkCommunication5404’ started a discussion about it. If you’re curious what kind of absurd rules some people have had to follow at work, too, scroll down to find their stories on the list below and enjoy.
Below you will also find Bored Panda’s interviews with the OP themselves, as well as with the originator of Teaming Science and inventor of the technology for measuring collaboration between team members, Dr. Janice Presser, who agreed to answer a few of our questions regarding workplace rules.
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I got in trouble for having my 16 yo daughter walk behind me while having a zoom meeting. By my manager who had her 7 yo walk in, ask a question of said manager at which time she stopped the meeting to answer her daughters question. I was actually written up for mine. I quit on the spot after being written up and went on a tirade against the manager. No regrets.
One rule for some and not for others? You did the right thing getting out of there.
The thing is neither of those situations is that bad my mother works remote so I understand that this means sometimes life happens but that fact that she didn't follow her own rule is no way fair and you definitely did the right thing
Hell, my colleagues kids used to say hello to me if I was on a video call. And if anyone has a cat or a dog, they have to come and say hello too.
What are they so scared of? What exactly is so sensitive with the info they talk about in these meetings? No one outside of our work cares. No one in the meeting really cares.
Who wants to work somewhere where you can't be human? Sounds gross.
At one my earlier jobs, I had to follow a lunch bell like I was in school. Except I worked in the lab and sometimes the testing I had to do made me miss the lunch bell and so I would eat later. People reported me. So I ended up delaying testing to meet the lunch. Production went down a lot, but at least I followed the lunch bell.
Had a boss trying that on me. Not an actual bell but the rule. Lunch from 12 to 13 strict. I told him I'd be hanging up on customers and promise them to be called back 13 sharp. That was not accepted. Told him I'd be flexible if the company is. It's not a one way street. He backed out.
They reported this person for eating late even though they were getting work done? What a whinge bag! Of all the things to complain about! Ridiculous.
WHO is your overlord? Since when does some fool bell have murder mittens?
Load More Replies...I missed lunch because I wasn't wearing a watch and we were not allowed our phones while on the line. I was in a zone trying to meet production and didn't see everyone going to lunch. I made sure to always have a buddy with their phone.
I still think requiring a doctor’s note for an excused absence is stupid. I’m not going to waste money on a doctor’s appointment, if I have a cold or the flu.
Funny how companies trust employees to handle thrir money and sensitive data but don't trust them when the employee needs a day off due to cold. Am I the only one who thinks that's stupid?
The only job I ever quit without notice was over this. I was genuinely sick on a Friday. (flu, throwing up). My trash of a manager assumed it must be because I wanted a three day weekend and told me not to come back without a note from my doctor. So I didn't. FU. It was a c**p filler job at a plant nursery and I didn't have any insurance so a doctor appointment would have been totally out of pocket.
My BF got sick Christmas time at Disney. Excellent guy and excellent employee. They told him he had to have a doctor's note. He said fine. I'm totally willing to go. But you guys pay for me to go find and see a doctor on Christmas. They backed down. Sigh.
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Load More Replies...What, you don't like feeling like you're in elementary school again? /s
My current company views all absences the same because they say it's illegal to ask for a doctor's note. The funny thing is for me, every job that offers insurance doesn't ask for one. But the jobs that don't offer insurance does ask for a note.
As a manager, let me just say that this rule is stupid. I do not have time, and I am too lazy, to keep track of doctor's appointments. Seriously. If my team calls in sick, I just say, feel better, is there anything I can do? I only get involved when the absence extends past the allotted 9 days of paid sick time. Then I need to put them on leave so they can keep getting paid.
I had to do this while at tsa. Had a bad head cold. Went to the doctor but the nurse practiser was the one who saw me. She had never seen me before and told me it was just allergies. Yeah no. I know my body when I have allergies and I know when I have a bad head cold nothing a like. At first she wouldn't give me a note be c cause she kept claiming it was allergies. Hey I don't run fevers. Mu normal temp on any given day is 96. I finally was given a note. But because of this and another horrible experience with another nurse practiser I will never see a nurse practiser no matter what.
In the OP’s opinion, while rules are necessary to ensure order and productivity, they should be reasonable and not overly restrictive. “The best rules are those that support employees rather than hinder them,” they told Bored Panda in a recent interview.
“I think it's important for companies to regularly review their policies and get feedback from employees to ensure the rules make sense and foster a positive work environment.”
According to Dr. Janice Presser, worker protection and safety rules are almost always necessary. “Beyond that, most work rules are not,” she pointed out. “To understand the difference, you need to look at both the intended consequences of the rule, as well as the unintended consequences.”
"We are going to need you to be on call every other weekend, but you will not be paid for that"
I left shortly after.
We started an "on call" thing (software support) a couple of years ago. Because my software isn't directly affected, I'm part of the on-call team but never actually on-call. If I were, I'd get paid for any on-call time.
Load More Replies...Illegal (I think). My IT job had rotating on call but we did get compensated. I forget now - it wasn't full working pay but they didn't screw us since they knew it prevented us from doing some things since we had to be ready to assist customers if they called in after hours. Also, the company charged more for after hours service so they had extra money to comp us.
It depends on the nature of being on call. If you are free to go do what you like but must be able to report back in say 30min if called in, you aren't required to be paid under federal law. If you are required to be on location and you're in more of a on standby type of on call you must be paid. State laws can change this though
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, it's not. They only have to pay if they actually call you in, unless state law says otherwise. Most states don't though
Load More Replies...Been there with my current company, didn't take long for them to get the memo: NOPE!!!
I would say if I'm not paid, I'm not sober. I would be lying but they don't need to know that
I'd want to read that contract. I've been under similar on call contracts before when working tech support. In those cases, the "on call" period meant that I had to keep my phone on hand, and be able to get to work within 30 minutes or so to do needed maintenance. I wasn't paid for being 'on call', but I was paid for whatever hours or time I worked when performing my duties if I was called into the office.
Just say no. If you're going to quit anyway, tell them you don't work for free and see what happens.
If someone was banging on the door before opening time we had to let them in. How about no: im getting my computer up and running, making sure the waiting room is tidy, getting my coffee and taking a s**t. That door isnt opening until our office hours begin.
My manager will do this! I still have all the cash on the desk, it won’t hurt them to wait five minutes.
Yea no. When I worked at KFC/taco bell we opened at 10, this was before either sold breakfast. I was an opener so I'd get there at 8 to clean and prep food. Almost every single day some idiot would be knocking on the door before 10, pressing their greasy face against the window to see if anyone was inside. I'd ignore them until 10 and they'd always complain how long they'd been waiting. The store hours were right on the door. Who the F wants KFC or Taco Bell at 9:30 in the morning anyway.
Have a look and see if this violates any building or insurance rules... Mind you, about 18 years ago when I started working full time, I was working in a shop on Shaftesbury avenue where a leak from upstairs had destroyed the carpets overnight and had forced the building maintenance to turn off the electrics as a safety measure. Not only did we have to work, in the dark with no electricity (having to write out manual receipts and taking only cash) we were supposed to serve customers as well. Nowadays I don't think that would happen.
Opening time was just a "suggestion"??? Could the customer demand to drink your coffee, also???
Even though some workers—two in five of them in Britain, for instance—view rules as unnecessary even when they relate to their own health and safety, imposing restrictions in certain situations is a must.
The expert suggested that wherever worker safety and health—including mental health—are at risk, and the business owner or manager believes that people won’t all naturally act a certain way, it’s necessary to create a rule; it’s also crucial to outline consequences, and apply it equally to everyone, including themselves.
At one job, we had a rule where no one could adjust their own office chairs. If you needed it higher, lower, or tilted differently, you had to submit a maintenance request. This wasn’t just annoying; during busy periods, it could take days for someone to come adjust your chair. It felt absurd sitting uncomfortably while waiting for ‘authorized personnel’ to make a simple adjustment.
This would p**s me off to no end, we have 1800 people in one of our 27 buildings. We would need an army of people like me just to adjust peoples fart filled chairs. Not to mention, who is measuring the chairs all day? How on earth could a company enforce this?
I don't think they could. Not all rules are meant to be followed.
Load More Replies...Bureaucracy for bureaucracy sake. I've seen it go out of control before. Like filling out five forms to buy a box of paperclips.
One of my first, entry-level jobs was for a Fortune 50 company & every type of chair in the building was a Herman Miller. Our desk chairs the typical Aeron model you always see in films. Part of getting set up as a new employee was having an ergonomic specialist set up & adjust your keyboard stand & chair. Every chair had a label on the back with the employees name. It was a huge no-no to use anyone’s desk chair but your own. Also, you had to have the specialist adjust it if you need a change, even if it was a temporary change. They’d do this within minutes of asking, so it wasn’t big deal we weren’t allowed to adjust our own equipment. Truthfully, people would adjust them on their own all the time, but it was technically not allowed. I’m thinking it was a workers comp deduction by proactively preventing repetitive motion injuries or bad posture.
And was anyone actually comfortable in the same position all day long? The biggest two for me were height and tilt. Locked upright if typing a lot, tilting back during times I was doing a lot of talking / waiting on the customer and not much typing. Height because it felt good to switch up how much weight was on my legs over the course of the day. Arm rests and lumbar were pretty much fine at the same settings. Our chairs were not Herman Miller but they were pretty nice with a number of adjustments. They just let us adjust them ourselves to what we liked. Probably would have helped us if we asked.
Load More Replies...I worked in a company which had an open-plan office with dozens of identical chairs. These were almost infinitely adjustable, and it would take ages to get it right. We weren't allowed to mark them, so when you went to lunch, your chair would be purloined by someone for the neighbouring meeting room, and you couldn't be sure of getting the same one back. I emailed HR, suggesting we could put a discreet mark on an unobvious spot, but the reply, which included 'vibrant company' (two words which rile me!), said no. It was only when I suggested that the CEO might not like expensive contractors spending half an hour adjusting chairs every day that they relented.
Playing the devils advocate here, maybe too many adjusted chairs were getting broken by the average person.
Someone adjusted their chair incorrectly, had an accident and got hurt. There was an audit and their solution to stop it reoccurring was to have only authorised personnel adjust the chairs.
My last job, one day one of the head honchos came to visit the office. I was sitting near a window with the blinds down, as light made a glare across my computer screen. This guy went to all the windows in the huge, open space office, and made all the blinds in the same position, muttering to all of us he prefers a uniform look, despite not being able to see what I'm doing on the screen.
I was once told I wasn’t allowed to drink out of a water bottle while working without a doctors note saying that I needed to. I was a minimum wage cashier at a grocery store. Was a pretty funny Doctors appointment that followed.
OK I work in a food plant and personal beverages are NEVER allowed on our production floor but we keep a water station off to the side for this exact reason. Denying a worker hydration is a major OSHA violation. That's like theft of wages serious. It can get a place shut down.
OSHA violation??? Check out florida's water break ban. HB 433 prohibits Florida cities and counties from establishing any protections for outdoor workers. That includes mandatory water breaks.
Load More Replies...Patient: I'd like to drink out of a water bottle please . Doctor: Ummmm, can't you do that anyway Patient : not according to my boss I can't Doctor Here you go I guess...
I had s doctors note to go to the bathroom in high school. Our classes were over an hour long and some teachers would only allow us to go on our 7 minute break between classes. I also had the same doctor write me notes so I could eat hard candy in elementary every time I got sick. I was always getting strep throat.
Load More Replies...We sell all sorts of branded drinking vessels at our beach resort gift shop. We give those same items away to employees all the time, including during on-boarding. Also, we have filtered water bottle stations at 16 locations throughout the property. We don’t require it, but ask all employees to drink from these branded cups, mugs & tumblers, be it juice, coffee/tea, soda or water. Everyone is allowed to carry them around in the open. We sell them to guests for an outrageous markup & we sell a LOT!!! It’s free marketing & a tax write-off when we gift them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't florida now have an actual law banning mandatory water breaks for workers that work out in the hot florida sun?
The local grocery store I worked for in high school had the same exact policy!
At my father's job, they were told that his bottle of diet coke wasn't allowed at meetings, only water bottles are acceptable because it can be closed (which, so can a soda bottle). When he told me about that, I told my dad "So ask your boss if you can have soda poured into a water bottle". He laughed and told me he'd love to actually try that, but his boss doesn't have the sense of humor for that
I had to get a doctor's note to have my water bottle at Target back in 2020. I said that's stupid and I'm not going to get a note. But there were so many others with a water bottle.I carried that bottle with pride!!!
We were never allowed to eat or drink on the floor when I worked retail. I never thought anything of it. I'd worked restaurants before that, same thing. You drink on break.
UGH. Harris Teeter, man. I took a part time second job and I wasn't allowed to drink water at the cash register. I stood there for six hours without a break or water, punched out, and never went back. Awful company.
People who discover a spill have to stand next to the spot until maintenance comes back with a broom/mop. As the only one working maintenance I got b*****d at in this order: "There's a spill, you need to go get the mop". "Why did you go get the mop? You are supposed to stand next to it". When I said, "maybe you should hire a second maintenance person then". The look on her face every time I said this was priceless.
Probably the USA. I saw employees in walmart guarding a spill a couple of weeks ago. I think they are worried someone will slip and sue.
As a teenager in the 80s I worked in a grocery store that had the same policy. Yes, it is absolutely about liability
Just bring a book to work and enjoy standing by that spill wasting time
We had this same policy. Mind you a spill for us was radioactive material and someone really did need to warn off others until the clean up team could arrive
How often did that happen at your work? I worked in nuclear power for 9 years and we never had a spill.
Load More Replies...The admin asst. at my old job told me outright she fell in a grocery store and "hurt" her knee that she wore a brace for and limped when she thought people were looking. Still had on the stilettos with the brace. She sued and won like $20k from the store. I wanted to report her for fraud.
Talking about the significance of rules, Dr. Presser pointed out that most of us have likely had to follow them when we were kids. “Hopefully they were for health and safety, like not sharing toothbrushes, crossing only on the green lights, and not running with scissors,” she said, adding that some of those rules likely felt like they were imposing on our child ideas of freedom - like having dessert before dinner. However, when rules make sense and are imposed to keep children safe, they grow up to realize that they were necessary.
“My daughter was three when I made a rule she disagreed with—she wasn’t allowed to go out alone after dark,” Dr. Presser shared. “Her little face tightened into rage and she spat out, ‘When I grow up… and you grow down… then I’ll be the mother.’
“Luckily, she grew up to become a wonderful team player who understands that the best way to have fun is to get other people to feel better when you’re around, not the reverse. I fear that those who make self-defeating, team-busting, employee-demoralizing rules are still trying to be the ‘bad mommy’ of their childhood.”
I worked for a store manager who "rounded by three." I said, "no, you have to round by five. 0-4 is rounded down, 5-9 is rounded up." "No," she insisted. "It doesn't matter what number you round by as long as it's the same number every time." "No, see, if you round by 3, then 0-2 gets rounded down, and 3-9 gets rounded up. That's nearly twice as likely to get bad rounding errors." "Listen, I am a trained educator with two school-aged daughters. I know my math. You men think you know math so much better than women." Yet every Monday, when I called in the numbers, they didn't match what the district manager had. That manager was eventually demoted to a penalty store. When I told the DM the "rounding by three" they said, "that's technically fraud." She was later fired from that penalty store in an audit.
Really??? Enough arrogance to come up with her own version of freaking mathematics??
"You men think you know math so much better than women." -quote from woman who sucks at math
The fact that she also says "men" plural means she's been told multiple times, if a woman ever told her, she'd respond with something along the lines of "So you believe men too?".
Load More Replies...They don't specify what they are rounding, but if it were money, then there are no coins for a fraction of a cent/penny/whatever, so it is rounded to the nearest. Those fractions add up over a day if you round incorrectly and the books won't balance.
Load More Replies...Wonder if it was country without 'pennies', then you'd be rounding to the .5 (or .0). Would make sense then, maybe ...
Sales tax is based on percentages. Have to deal with that before we can eliminate pennies.
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No talking during lunch breaks.
so go somewhere else during lunch? At least in the USA the employer can not dictate what you do with your lunch time. If they do, it is not considered a break and is paid time. They might be able to have a silly rule about not talking in their building but they can't have a rule against you walking out of their building during your off time.
I'm willing to allow that my employer broke the law...I worked overnights in a wholesale club for years. There were a couple of short windows where we were allowed to leave for lunch, but 95% of the time I worked there, the night crew was locked in from start to finish. One coworker had an asthma attack, and his manager told him to lie on a table in the break room
Load More Replies...Idk, some people I wish had to keep quiet on lunch break. Funny how when we were kids eating lunch alone was the worst thing that could possibly happen but now it's the best part of my workday.
Yeah, no.... If they aren't paying for a lunch break, I'm doing whatever I want.
Stupid. How the hell are you gonna tell a bunch of adults they they can't converse during lunch? This isn't kindergarten.
Do you suppose that the Number One topic of conversation at those lunch breaks would be what an idiot the boss was - with daily examples provided by each and everyone?
Talking while eating was forbidden at my grandparents' house. They always said that "Hungarian people don't talk while eating". That was 45-50 years ago, but now this tradition has completely disappeared (at least in the cities).
My work recently did a huge remodeling of the office, cutting down the number of desk places. The reasoning being that we are all working from home 80% of the time. They created an office based around the concept of "flow", and put several touch-down workplaces in the lunchroom. So how did they manage people eating when others were working? They banned people from working at the touch-down desks during lunch. Recently witnessed my boss's boss getting chased of for disturbing the lunch peace
Women had to wear foundation, lipstick, mascara, eye liner, eye shadow, blush, earrings, rings, bracelets/watch, hair flair, necklace, and manicured nails. men: tucked in shirt, no neck beard, don't stink.
Hope that was a long time ago because that is illegal now in UK.
Gender-neutral rules are the only way to go. Let people be who they are. You are renting their time, not their bodies.
Unless it’s a particular type of job that’s exempt, this is now unlawful in the US on a federal level. There are many jobs exempt. Cocktail waitresses, Disney cast members, performers & actors. Things like that. My company has hula performers. We can & do require them to wear make-up as part of their costume. Male/female/non-binary.
If Disney cast members are exempt, I want--no, I DEMAND--to see the seven dwarves with neckbeards stat
Load More Replies...Not if it applies to everyone. I highly recommend reading Dress Codes: How the Laws of Fashion Made History by Richard Thompson Ford. He has a whole chapter on clothing and gender discrimination.
Load More Replies...When I worked in a hotel back in the 90's women were not allowed to wear pants. We had to have a dress or skirt with pantyhose (ick! never again!) every day. It was stupid because I worked in the back office and guests never even saw me! Apparently after I left the CEO got fired and the new one wasn't stuck in the 19050's, so everyone could wear pants.
I have never used and will never use makeup. Seems like a waste of time to me. This should be illegal
According to Dr. Presser, imposing ridiculous rules—especially rules against inconsequential things that usually make workers feel better, like personal photos in their workspace—lowers employee engagement and reduces productivity.
“Moreover, when the rules affect one group more than another (most rules about appearance fall in this category), you are not only working against your best interests but may even be setting yourself up for a nasty discrimination lawsuit. It has never ceased to amaze me how many employers with absurd rules whine about how they can’t recruit ‘good people’—whatever ‘good people’ means,” the expert said.
I used to work at a daycare. The kids were not allowed to scribble. If they were going to color they had to be attempting to color inside the lines. I did not enforce that rule. I’m not gonna stop a three year old from scribbling. .
Oh for f*x sake- some of the rules on this list 🙄.. It’s important that children scribble, doodle and draw. These behaviors make it easier for the kid to later write, draw and handle small objects (pencils et c). Drawing and doodling should be encouraged for children.
3 years old! They're babies they're learning and god forbid, having fun. What a total shite hole run by dictators.
So, is this like telling them that they can't crawl before they can walk?
I recall daycares had the oddest rules. I got sent to sit at the table for pretending dinosaurs were puking all over a town I made in the rice tub. Staff also stopped me from making houses on the toy shelves.
Teaching kids to color in the lines yes. Insisting they can't scribble? Stupid.
You would think the reaction would be "Thank god they're still and marking up paper, instead of the walls and each other"
Flowers are red, young man, and green leaves are green. There's no need to see flowers any other way than the way they always have been seen.
The genius saying that clearly had never seen variegated-leaved garden plants or viridiflora cultivars, I take it?
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I once had a job where we had to ask permission to use the restroom, even during breaks.
You don't have to ask to go to the bathroom at Amazon. Depending on what my job is for the day, I will also go grab a coffee on my little walk coming back from the bathroom so I don't waste my break time going. There are a few different jobs that they want you to turn on a light to let them know you went so someone can cover your job, but no one has been denied a bathroom break. If you're talking about the drivers, they are not Amazon employees, they work for the different companies that contract with Amazon. They may make demands like that, but it's not Amazon making those rules. I've also worked with the drivers, and all the companies/owners allowed them to stop on their routes to go.
Load More Replies...Where are you going? I need to use the bathroom. You've been going far too much. OK, I'll just pee in the fitting room.
Did you mean JOB, not SCHOOL????? You are a damm grownup, if you gotta pee, you gotta pee. And if it's the big D, you wanna get to the bathroom as quickly as possible. I don't think the cleaning crew would want to deal with that mess.
I had this one boss at a job that wouldn't let me go to the bathroom unless I got 33% loyalty sign ups. I had many UTI and period messes there. I wanted to leave so bad but jobs were hard to find back then and I also felt defeated from my failed career a few months before working there.
I had a boss who required me to ask permission from him to leave every night. My hours were until 5pm and they stopped paying me at 5pm. I left at 5pm.
I once worked in the call center of a large company where we were treated like s**t and got none of the perks the other departments did. We had to work holidays. We were subject to a “point system” where we got points for any lateness - even if it was 1 minute past your start time, or absence - even though technically we had 5 sick days a year, and could be fired at 5 points, etc, while the rest did not. The entire company except us was taken on all day picnics and other events at least twice a year. Etc. The icing on the cake though was the day the fire alarm went off in the 25 story building and as everyone started for the fire exits the department manager and head of HR yelled for everyone in the call center to return to their desks, as it was “only a drill.” Half of us left anyway and likely would have been fired had the building manager not gotten furious and pointed out to the head of the company that it was illegal for us to remain in the building during a fire drill.
The way the supervisor acted it wouldn't have mattered..... They aren't allowed to expire until they make quota
Load More Replies...The building I had worked in, we were on just the 2nd floor that connected to skywalks that lead to every building around us and further. There were some VERY large, disabled coworkers. One fire alarm wasn't a planned drill, but no fire. (Someone had pulled the alarm on the main floor in Subway). We were told we were not allowed to use the skywalks, cos technically it's not outside, despite being able to get to outside through neighbouring buildings. We were told if one particular lady isn't able to go down the stairs, someone would have to carry her, (She appeared to have weighed 300lbs +) or she would have to be left behind and wait for fire crews. So, this fire alarm happened, her and her daughter (who also worked in the same office) had to wait upstairs. They were so distraught. All of us thought it was cruel.
The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was supposed to put a stop to that, over a hundred years ago
Dying from smoke inhalation and burns but as long as you answer the phones!
So, Human Resources was requiring you to stay at your desk. HUMAN Resources. You'd think they would know rules or something.
LOL, Human Resources only cares about the company, not actual people.
Load More Replies..."I once worked in the call center of a large company where we were treated like s**t" "...but I repeat myself." --Mark Twain, probably
Don't worry. It only took ten years for the nightmares to stop
Load More Replies...Not being allowed to have personal belongings at work—even photos, as Dr. Presser noted—was exactly what the OP had experienced themselves. “The most ridiculous rule I encountered was at a previous job where we weren't allowed to have any personal items on our desks, including photos or even a coffee mug. It felt very impersonal and strict,” they shared.
Having to wear nylon stockings (aka panty hoses) with your dresses. No bare legs. Lol okay, I just dated myself. This was in the early 80's.
Call center, where no one can see you. My mother had to do this in a New York Telephone customer service call center, but it was 1960
Load More Replies...That's a nightmare. Tights are disgusting. I hated them then and hate them now, and why does the middle part end up half way down your thighs!
Sounds like you were wearing the wrong size. The only time I had a problem was if I were wearing a size too small.
Load More Replies...Workin' nine to five, what a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin' Sorry Dolly Parton popped into my head.
There are millions of worse people to pop into your head.
Load More Replies...i had a job once that required you to even wear panty hose under pants if you were female. i dont and wont wear em anywhere i cant stand the way they feel so my sister was working in a drs office i just had her fax in a letter saying i was allergic to em lol
They have ankle panty hose. Unless they were looking at panty lines no one could tell.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I posted about that earlier. Late 90's at an upscale hotel we (women) had to wear dresses/skirts with pantyhose every day. No pants allowed. I HATE pantyhose and will never ever wear them again! My mom is in her 70's and even she goes bare legged now.
I had a boss who required her female employees to wear skirts, pantihose, and heels. I came in every day in dress slacks and flats. She didn't say a word. She knew it was a violation. She only got away with it because the women were intimidated by her. I was not.
I waitressed at Denny's in the mid 80's and this was also a rule. I'm sensitive to panyhose, it makes me itch like crazy and I end up with hives on my legs. I had to buy expensive silk stockings in order to comply.
I'm sorry. Did they last better? I was always getting runs in my nylon ones.
Load More Replies...At a manual job I had standing up for 7 hours per day in a hot and sweaty factory floor during a 10 minute unpaid break we were not allowed to sit down. We had to stand up right next to the seats provided for break use. The seats were only to be used for the later unpaid 20 minute lunch break. Meanwhile the managers who created this rule sat down all day in an air-conditioned office drinking coffee. Just one example of management logic and motivation of the workforce. Not the way to get the best from your staff.
Again, corporate dystopia, with just a dash of wage slavery. We're entering "young adult dystopian fiction" territory. It's just that OP needs to be a late teenage young woman making ends meet for her family and an angry, handsome fellow factory worker, who is a few years older than her, dark and stormy and handsome even under the machine oil smeared on his face, as the love interest. Their district has a festival for qhen quarterly quotas are met that dates back to after the Third World War, but one day the evil factory manager confiscates their contraband whiskey and guards arrest many as they are searching for illegal unionist provocators.
"Will she rat out her crush? Or will she suffer the consequences of keeping quiet?"
Load More Replies...This one sickens me. Its disgusting. I've worked in factories and we were always treated well. I don't like to generalise but is this factories like amazon because the stories I've been reading about them is just unbelievable. Will never buy from them again
I was aerospace machinist and ran a computer driven machine that sometimes had an hour long production cycle. We were not allowed to sit in any way shape or form and management came through and had all boxes removed because we might sit on them and don't even think about sitting on your work bench either. Other than setting up the machine and loading and unloading parts, all we could do during the long process is stand there and pick our nose.
You cannot call the police, even when a client has already verbally threatened and physically assaulted another employee.
No, of course not. But apparently there are 'civilised' countries where it needs a great deal of courage to exercise your right as an employee due to the very biaised labour laws that exist.
Load More Replies...Maybe. I work in psych. In the hospital when we get assaulted first we call security bc they can be there pronto. Then we meet to determine whether to call police. Most of the time we actually did press charges. Word gets out in the community. People learn that stuff doesn't fly. I can't imagine working some place that stated you weren't allowed to call police. Even if they were psychotic most of the time we called.
Load More Replies...Not legal and immediately makes the company 100% liable for any damages.
So, if i retaliate, and beat the client to a bloody pulp, you won't be calling the police on me, either?
The redditor revealed that they decided to start a discussion on ridiculous work rules because they have always been fascinated by how different workplaces operate and how certain rules can sometimes seem absurd.
“I thought it would spark a lively and entertaining discussion,” they said, adding that they were genuinely surprised by the variety and extremity of the responses. “The most surprising were the rules that seemed to micromanage every aspect of an employee's behavior, even down to things like bathroom breaks.”
No using the bathroom if there are patients waiting to register ( which was all the time) We had to wear full strength pads and pee in them while sitting and registering patients. No drinking anything ( even water ) in front of a patient registering … Had to text the front desk to beg to go to the bathroom and it would take 20-30 minutes for a reply. Yep .. turnover rate as a registration rep at a hospital is crazy.
HOSPITAL!?!? I've seen that at a corner store or a gas station but a HOSPITAL!?! That's a new one on me.
Are you serious? People are expected to do that?
Load More Replies...Where is this hospital? The 7th circle of hell? I use pee pads and trust me peeing in them gp uncomfortable and stinky. There is something seriously wrong with this hospital
So, does that hospital not understand the need to take care of your kidneys?
No. Just no. I will not and cannot go through a day without drinking WATER.
I think that would be so dangerous not to drink water during the day in a warm office.
Load More Replies...I guess if someone had IBS they would be required to po op their pants as well...
Imagine needing to change your pad or needing to go take a dump. Omg thats me quitting immediately
I worked for the Anaheim Ducks at one of their ice rinks. I was allowed to wear a hat but it had to be plain. I learned this rule when the manager told me to remove my Ducks hat. Again, I worked for the Ducks.
But apparently plenty of managers can. ( The question is why do they?? )
Load More Replies...Offer the manager your Ducks hat and ask "Well, would you like to Duck yourself instead?"
We had to directly confront shoplifters. Like go up and get in their faces Shockingly, a coworker got stabbed.
Wow I'm surprised it wasn't worse. Maybe OP is in one of the countries that has sensible gun laws because here in the States, that could get you shot. This is why you see loss prevention guys at Fred Meyer and Walmart in kevlar vests.
Those are not loss prevention people. I asked that once because a woman with a full cart of shoplifting walked right by them. They are only there to prevent violence.
Load More Replies...I work in a bottleshop and deal with theft quite a bit. We are not allowed to say or do anything or we can lose our job.
I work in a casino gift shop, and once surveillance called me to tell me there was a shoplifter in the store and to go stop them.. I told her they didn't pay me enough to do that, that's what security gets the big bucks for. Asked her why she called me and not them, she said they were all busy.. told her then she can come get them.. she hung up on me lol
Not even our security guard at our store are allowed to get confrontational. All they can do is snap a photo of the shoplifters and report it to the manager.
I've heard of prolly at 7-Eleven getting fired BECAUSE they tried to stop thieves or robbers
While ridiculous workplace rules can make life needlessly difficult, certain rational ones can inadvertently do so, too. Discussing similar cases, Dr. Presser told Bored Panda about the time she was working with a Korean company in the US, which had a custom (perceived as a rule by many) of doing a series of calisthenics exercises at a certain time during the day. “The managing director would stand up and everyone else in the room would follow,” she recalled.
“Some of the exercises were pretty strenuous,” the expert added and said that at some point, said director asked if she was surprised by the exercise session. “He said they always did it, because that was what they did in school.
“He asked if I thought it was silly, and I said no,” Dr. Presser continued. “They wanted everyone to be strong and healthy; but thinking of HR issues, I gently mentioned that the younger women might be pregnant and not ready to tell anyone, and might not feel up to it, but wouldn’t want to just not do it.
“He had never thought of that, and we agreed that since there was a basketball hoop on the roof, they could just take a 10 minute break and let anyone play who wanted to, while others could take a social break or check in with children. It worked because people cared about each other and recognized that on a team, not everyone should always be doing the same thing.”
Worked at a bakery where if we were there, doors had to be unlocked. Even if the store was closed. Even if we had no food.
We also weren’t allowed to tell customers if the store was closed.
Sounds like a grocery store deli I worked at in the mid 1990s. We were open til 11 at night, and couldn't clean til then because HEAVEN FORBID someone see us clean and think we're closing... even though we got NO customers past 9 pm. Except people sent by corporate posing as customers trying to spy on us... instead of, I don't know, actually working to fix things that really need fixing? They closed that particular store after I quit.....
So, if you are cleaning up at the end of the day, folks could just walk in and take whatever they wanted, because no one was watching? Are opening and closing times just a suggestion?
If doors can't be opened without manually unlocking them they have to be unlocked in case of a fire. This is fire code in most cities I have worked in. Especially if natural gas or propane is used. People panic in a fire.
If you weren’t allowed to tell customers if the store was closed, then, by inference, you couldn't tell them if it was open or not. "Are you closed?" 'I can't tell you that.' "Then, are you open?" 'I can't tell you that, either, as it may indicate whether or not we're closed."
In some areas an exit door legally has to be unlocked from the inside at least if anyone is inside.
I worked in an upscale flower shop during college and we weren’t allowed to sit, even when the store was empty, which it was for the majority of the day, since most people called in. So all the chairs were essentially decorative because we had to ‘look busy’ for the customer that wasn’t there I guess.
Had a manager get on my case for sitting on a milk crate the morning of a clopen shift. I closed the night before, got four hours sleep and opened the next day. She NEVER once closed that restaurant. I was there from day one and I was there for another six years after she got fired. Side note: most places, restaurant people don't get breaks. That's a whole other effed up thing.
I worked for a company for 9 years! They were "encouraging" (requesting) employees to do overtime! They were paid, but after several years it became exhausting working 35-40 hours of overtime a month. One day, after staying only 15 minutes after my shift, my manager meets me in front of the elevator and asks "Only working part-time, today, mister?" as a joke. I was always a full-time employee! I quit, shortly-after!
Working at a convenience store, we were never allowed to sit down. Even for the one hour every week when the store was closed an all the floors were being chemically cleaned (meaning I'd be in the way if I was out front, and couldn't be standing on the floor). At first I went in back and read, being my only actual break in the entire week, until the owner saw my book and told me "No, you need to spend that hour standing in the walk-in freezer"
In my very first adult type office job, I was responsible for ordering catering. The first time I ordered, I got sandwiches and salads. I got a green leafy salad and got chewed out by one of the VPs. She explained to me that eating greens in front of clients made us look weak and I was only to order macaroni and potato salads (which I guess show strength?).
If she wanted that much to be perceived strong, she should have eaten raw meat (teeth only, best if it's still bleeding).
I would have continued getting a salad and eaten it while staring her right in the eyes. Nothing shows strength like wishing a biatch would.
When you serve lunch to clients, obviously never consider what the clients might like to eat.
This one made me laugh 😂 Where are people getting their ideas from?
One is a salad of greens and one is a cold side dish. Not comparable dishes at all. I really wonder how some people get promoted.
I would bring in a live cow and let them tear it apart. Now that's a strong office!
Thankfully this is from a friend and not me, but a friend who did office work explained to me this unwritten rule that nobody left the office before their boss did, despite them having set working hours.
USA by any chance? I'm English but my brother now works in USA and he has to force his staff to go home at a reasonable time and take their annual leave.
That's a d!ck boss move. I'm fortunate to work for a smallish company. As long as the works getting done they don't care if you leave early, come in late to the office or take a long lunch if you have personal stuff to take care of.
Yeah, that doesn't work for me. I actually have a life and it is not called WORK...
isn't that a thing in japan as well? i feel like i've read that somewhere....
I worked in offices like that. I went home at my end time. The people who stayed didn't get any more raises or promotions than I did. It's just power play.
Just leave. These rules only last as long as people do them. And some jobs aren't worth having. I think all the people quitting jobs nowadays is stupid. But I'm totally behind just leaving when you're off. If they fire you bc the boss is still there you have a case.
Definitely USA, I remember having a job interview on a Friday at 6:30 with a construction company, everyone was still in the office working, seemed odd. They expected 11 or 12 hour days, every day, on a fixed salary, tuned out. Found something better in less than 6 months, ridiculous.
Not a work rule but a rule in a place I do work at. I was giving a talk about awareness of violent crimes and what services exist to help victims (Aka the charity I work for). I was just getting set up in the hall when I realised I needed my anxiety meds and inhaler before I got started. One teacher who had brought her class to the hall early, came up to me and demanded I put my inhaler away. I gave her a confused look and explained it's for my asthma like no I'm obviously not putting it away it's medicine. Also I'll be not even 2 minutes chill love. She then said "the school has a strict no d***s policy" luckily the headteacher had come back at that point and saw the confusion and said to the teacher it was fine. But yeah that's how a teacher wanted me to not have my inhaler because it obviously wasn't medication and I'm obviously not an adult. Edit: few folk are curious I'm 23 at the time I was 21 so I definitely looked young enough to be student. Only issue is here in the UK school uniform is really common. Also when giving talks I where my work ID lanyard around my neck. It's bright orange and has my charities name on it so you'd be pretty thick to get it confused with a school ID badge.
Far better to die from an asthma attack than to break some arbitrary rule, don't you know!
Load More Replies...LOL, I got chewed out by a Karen in the food court for 'taking d***s'. It was insulin.
Some people don't know the difference between shooting d***s into your veins or injecting a needle right through your skin to get that medicine. They see needle and waaaahhhh D***S!!!!
Load More Replies...The late jazz pianist Chick Corea had a strict no-d***s rule on his tours. I heard second-hand of a musician on one of those tours who found out that that included things like Tylenol. Chick was a Scientologist
When I was working at Ross as Loss Prevention we weren’t allowed to touch the shopping carts, ever. Even though we are stationed near where they go and plenty of idiots will just walk up to the front door, take their s**t and leave the cart blocking the entrance. If i took the 5 seconds to walk over there and put it away I get in trouble because i’m “leaving my post.” Instead I have to tell the head cashier to either go move them or have another associate move them, even if it’s super busy. Ridiculous Lol.
It's a matter of establishing control over the employees and training them to follow orders without thinking. Sort of like the military.
Load More Replies...This is a rule so union grips can have job security. What the hell is Ross doing with it?
Somebody somewhere was offended by how they were told that the store was closing, so we were no longer allowed to announce that the store was closing or closed. This led to some really long waits where occasionally a manager would eventually have to go over and help them along and possibly politely tell them we had closed and of course they'd be embarrassed because it was almost an hour past closing time and then we'd still have to wait for the till to be counted afterwards. Ugh.
They have a security guard by the entrance at the store where i shop, he stops people from entering 5 mins before closing time. Seen him turning people away many times and it's just as satisfying every time muahahaha!!
A sign announcing "All prices doubled after posted closing time" might help.
If you're buying stuff, please take your time while I wrap up some of the closing procedures. Do not show up 2 minutes before closing to "just look around." There is a good chance that employee has been there more than 8 hours, don't prolong their suffering.
Attention Kmart shoppers, the store will be closing in ten minutes, please make your final selections and proceed th the checkouts at this time. Attention associates please clear your areas. This was announced over the PA system every night.
So everyone has to stay behind because one eejit got their feelings hurt? People need to seriously get a life.
We announce over loudspeaker 10 min prior to closing time then 5 min prior. Sadly people will walk in and then look horrified when we are like "so you have two minutes"
Tattoos had to be covered but our shirts were short sleeve. I have a tattoo on my right shoulder that you could see maybe the bottom 10mm of it with the shirt sleeve. I still had to wear a black armband to cover it. For 4 years I didn't, no-one said a thing, no-one commented on the tattoo ever. That last year wearing the armband, without fail at least once a week a customer would ask me about it.
And tell them the truth. "My employer is a judgemental d-bag so I have to hide my tattoos."
That's basically what I told people when my boss decided to make me cover my lip piercing.
Load More Replies...One of my first jobs was cashier at Taco Bell. I had to wear bright blue bandaids over my (2, small, artsy and non-offensive) tattoos every single day. Customers, understandably concerned that I was potentially injured and handling their food, asked about them constantly. It was such an issue that I got moved off drive-thru to front counter, because my speed of service was being compromised by constant explanations.
"The black armband, I'm wearing, signifies my mourning for loss of freedom of personal expression"
Religious based book store? Rules like that are VERY common in those.
For a face tattoo is it still a black band??? OR a neck tattoo, the band might strangle you???
I have a neck tattoo. It's a great conversation starter for my customers
I worked at a center that cold-called people on behalf of a two-year technical school. So basically telemarketing. In a room no one was in but all of us making the calls. I hated it, but I was a broke kid and it paid $2 more per hour than anywhere else. Only women were hired to work there and, after I was hired, they told me there’s a dress code and I had to wear a skirt. I ended up quitting soon after because I became convinced someone had cameras or mirrors for upskirt pictures. It just gave me creepy vibes.
A dress code at a call center? They can't see you! GM must have been a major perv.
Some companies believe that a dress code makes the staff behave more professionally. I used to have to wear a suit every day as I was visting client sites and it used to make me laugh when after a day or two they would ask why I was wearing a suit because they didn't. As that point I could dress down a bit unless I had important meetings with higher-ups. Not sure it made me behave any more professionally, but the tie certainly cut off the blood flow to my brain! LOL
Load More Replies...There are only a few things that should be covered by a Callcenter dress code: Be clean and dress like a decent living being. no Stripper clothes, no stained wife beater and holey shorts, no offensive graphics or words...
I've never heard of a call centre having dress codes. I worked in a lot of places but thankfully never had these kind of experiences. It's wild what's going on.
My logic is to wear trousers/leggings underneath the skirt that are the colour of your skin
The call center I worked at made us dress up and wear makeup. For health insurance incoming only calls.
Wait, you all don't wear pants/shorts under skirts? You all wear skirts? Am I fortunate to hate dresses?
The way we were "supposed" to answer the phones. My last job was at a hotel and while I won't give the entire script it was supposed to say along the lines of "it's a beautiful day at (hotel), when are you planning your wonderful vacation." No, I didn't say that, plus more than half the time people already made reservations and likely had follow up questions or was calling about something else, it was so stupid to say that. I refused.
I hate hotel "scripts". I can never say what's written without it sounding as phony as hell.
I hate any scripts. Fast food and amusement parks have them. I say as long as you're friendly and mention our company name in your introduction to customers, just talk.
Load More Replies...When I'm talking to someone in customer service, I can always tell when they are just reading a script. No matter how far along the conversation has gone, I can always tell.
My first command, shore duty. While on watch you had to answer the phone thusly: Thank you for calling AIMD, NAS Jacksonville, This is petty officer Smith speaking. How may I help you sir or ma'am? Second command, sea duty. Answered the phone in the same manner and inserted the new command name. Got a WTF! Just say: HS-5 Duty office. How can I help you? It was the executive officer that had called
LOL. At least you had shore duty. I was a navy nuke so unless you were an instructor at the prototypes you were forever on sea duty.
Load More Replies...At one point my employer ALMOST made all of us on support staff say some chirpy canned phrase when we answered the phones but we rebelled en masse and he relented so it never went into effect. At least he was willing to listen to the fact a canned phrase would make it super obvious we were being required to say it. We already had good relationships with our customers because we genuinely did care and were nice to them. No need to fake it.
I work in a glorified call center. Most of have fancy licenses and titles, but it's a call center. We have phone teams and chat teams (I am chat( and one of our centers in another state decided to start their convos "Welcome to blah blah blah chat. This is Jane in [city name]." and it spread like crazy to pur other centers. Thankfully, every veteran rep and trainer in my state refused to implement this because, not only did they mention city, they threw in qwirkiness "In sunny Austin!". Nope.
I worked for a Dr who would listen to my side of calls, tell me what I said right, what I said wrong, and what I should have said. It was really annoying, but I have excellent phone skills now.
While exploring the idea of workplace rules and their impact, it's evident that certain guidelines can be more of a hindrance than a benefit.
This aligns with discussions on how some of the most absurd rules in different environments continue to perplex employees. It's crucial for organizations to re-evaluate these regulations to foster a more positive work culture.
"No samurai swords on the floor " Easy rule to follow, really, but ridiculous that it needs to exist.
No, probably the sword and bong store that is in every NJ beach town. The hoards of 13 year old boys could hurt themselves if you're not careful.
Load More Replies...Hmm. My grandfather had a samurai sword he was given during WWII. And he did manage a factory... I'll have to ask my mom if he ever brought it to work. :)
Given the cr*psh*t "rules" I've read on this posts up to now, I'd keep my Uchigatana/Wakizashi in my hands. All the better to slice and dice some of the morons who created these dumb rules with... XP
As someone who was chased and attacked with a sword, I'm perfectly fine with this. True Story.
My last job was as a cleaner. It was a b******t job in a care home to supplement my real job there. The supervisor was a micromanaging old b***h. Up to and including, no stopping for a coffee for one minute. It was so bizarre. In my new job someone was making drinks for everyone and asked if I wanted one. I was like "are we allowed?" and they looked at me like I was an alien.
When you are walking and have a cup of coffee, it will be in your left hand, you're left arm will make a 90 degree angle while you are walking with your forearm parallel to the ground. Yoy can not drink the coffee while walking.
Military, but only in uniform. You have to stop fully to take a sip while walking lol
Load More Replies...OK i had to actually act this out in my chair to understand and I'm still confused. Who is forcing this on staff and is someone watching?
I have this picture in my mind with a robotically moving person walking with stiff gait and arms only bending mechanically.
Load More Replies...A college access nonprofit I used to work at has a culture of hugging for staff and students. They mentioned this at my interview, but I really didn’t think that it was a “rule”. Fast forward to when I had started, each morning, every employee had to go around the office and hug every staff member before sitting at your desk. If you were already sitting at your desk, you had to stand up and hug every other staff member as they arrived to work and walked to your desk. It was awful.
Ewww ... I just see myself as a young women having to hug older men ... yuck!
Can't imagine it's particularly comfortable for the men either.
Load More Replies...Bank of Nova Scotia executives signed with different color pens. They tracked down and reprimanded some clerk who had used a color reserved for an executive.
I didn't think it was uncommon for different colors to be used by different positions. It's not really a regulation but in the navy the CO typically signs in blue, the XO in green, and the command master chief in red, everyone else in black. Some commands switch up the cmc and co colors
I really want top know which colors now. Probably black or blue. Those being the most common colors.
I use purple ink ... I had employees stealing my pens. I knew right away if someone "borrowed" my pen. I still use purple ink. Oh, and banks deposits can be made in purple ink.
Load More Replies...In Germany everyone document has to be signed with blue ink. This is from the time when copy machines only were black on white.
We weren’t allowed to leave at the end of our shift unless our replacement was there. So if I was working first shift and the guy working 2nd no called/no showed I had to stick around until they could find someone to replace me. Even worse is that the multiple times this happened the one that didn’t show up for work suffered no real consequences unlike I would have if I left them understaffed for some reason.
Yes, let's make an innocent person suffer the consequences of someone else's actions.
Or in retail. This happens to me all the time, I can't leave til someone else turns up. I've had a lot of overtime pay recently
Load More Replies...Ooh, ooh, Security? That happened once. I worked 0600-1400 but an officer called out because he was sick so I worked it became 0600-2200. Then the overnight girl called out because her plane had been delayed so my shift became 0600-0600. So I called the guy and asked if he was feeling well enough to come in early. He asked what time and I said, "0600 or they won't like it when I call the labor board." He came in.
Sounds like fast food? Happens to me sometimes and I work drive-thru, McDonalds.
I would say it depends on what kind of job it is. A stocking guy in a supermarket? Yeah, they will survive if the current worker leaves without a replacement. But, as others wrote, in a care giving job for example? Reasonable, but it shouldn´t get out of hand.
Had to wear a full saftey harness even though there was no where to attach it to at all.
Confined spaces require them for retrieval purposes even if no elevated work is being performed and excavations greater than 4 feet are considered confined spaces. Possible scenario
Been there done that. If we were on a 6ft stepladder without a 5 point safety harness on the job supervisor would kick you off the job.
No talking to each other unless its work related....we started calling out the boss and his son for talking about sports during work hours ,that rule lasted until lunch time. Madatory shop meeting at 10 am every morning, on day 3 we were all there in the office while boss was on the phone talking about BS to someone , nobody was working for the whole time he was on the phone. Day 4 Boss wasnt in so we had the meeting just sitting around doing nothing for an hour. Day 5 mandatory meetings are cancelled.
When I worked as a recruiter in the HR department of a major corporation, I spent hours a day "approving" and forwarding resumes of qualified candidates on to this one hiring manager. Just to create a paper trail of her "considering" them. Meanwhile, she had the people she wanted to hire, all totally unqualified friends or referrals of friends or relatives, also apply. She then would call me on the phone and give me the names of the unqualified dolts to ensure I also forwarded them for her consideration. This was, fortunately, a 6 month consulting gig for me. I never encountered it that blatantly at any of the other Fortune 500 companies I consulted to. But I did have another gig where the Staffing Manager ordered me to violate multiple ethical and legal standards. I completely ignored those orders, and my contract was not renewed.
No microwave popcorn allowed because the owner of the company, who worked out of a different location several states away, did not like the smell.
Trying to think of something I would ban if I were Grand King High Horse of the regional Quicky Mart. I'm going with, watching videos in public with your cell phone with the volume all the way up. Those people are NOT allowed in any of my fictional stores.
Honestly the things i would ban if i could would be a huge list. Spitting, cough and eating with mouth open, smacking lips, bad personal hygiene, being rude to wait staff or anyone who's trying to help you, those butt holes you mentioned, slurpers, talking on loud speaker, that's just a few. Don't even get me started on the rest.
Load More Replies...i mean i can't fully fault this one as we've had multiple microwave popcorn fires, one of which set off the fire alarm and evacuated an 18 story building. stupid that it was for the smell, but nothing sucks more than evacuating in the dead of winter because someone hit 30 minutes instead of 3 on the microwave
We had someone burn popcorn on Monday. The smell was horrible. Fish and popcorn should not be microwaved at work.
Load More Replies...I'm OK with this one. Because someone ALWAYS burns it and stinks up the whole office. It's right below reheating fish for lunch, which is the ultimate office faux pas - and will make everyone hate you. Gosh I'm so glad I work from home now!
Well, with all of the chemicals they put in microwave popcorn, I actually feel ill when I am near it. I told my housemate they could never do it my house, after that first time.
Worked at a soul sucking call center where your bathroom breaks were deducted from your 15s. And if you did get up and go to the restroom (this was a wfh gig) you’d get a teams message after 30 seconds saying “are you ok why aren’t you taking calls we have calls holding get back in ready”.
I assume they mean their legally required 15 minute breaks. This is kind of crappy but not illegal. Washington law is "10 minutes of paid break for every 4 consecutive hours worked and 30 minutes of unpaid mealtime for every 5 hours worked." Similar in other US states. So they don't actually have to let you go to the bathroom any time you want. That said, I've never worked for an employer who didn't let you as long as you were reasonable about it. I've never worked an assembly line. That must suck.
LMFAO it is totally illegal. It literally violates federal labor laws.
Load More Replies...I work in a call center and this is my first call center experience. I work for a great company and we are allowed multiple restroom breaks during the day as long as we are meeting our goals/clearly not in the bathroom all day. It's wild how reduced turnover is when the people are paid well and treated well.
I asked for a different calculator at work because the one I was using didn't have all the functions I needed and the woman in charge of supplies denied me and told me the one I was using was fine. Then I left work and cried in my car and went to Walmart and bought a f*****g calculator.
This was probably not the first time something like this happened.
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I worked in an office where we were not allowed to take notes on yellow legal pads. Only spiral-bound notebooks were allowed.
And I probably would have gotten in trouble for starting on the last page of the spiral notebook.
is this a privacy thing? do they want you to be able to close/hide the notes? what would be the difference otherwise?
I once came in late to work, by literally 1 minute. My manager called me at 9am on the dot, as I was walking up the stairs to enter the office. I got a warning for not answering her call to inform her I was walking up the stairs.
Oh she needs something alright just not sure it's coffee.
Load More Replies...Unofficially, my library will call if you aren't here within 15 minutes. Because many of us still remember a coworker who got into a car accident on the way in and was literally in a ditch for hours. She didn't have her cell phone and her husband thought she'd made it safely to work. She was fine, but we were all horrified.
I worked at a skating rink when I was 14-18. Typical day shifts were from 12-7 when the place was open for birthday parties and such. Halfway through the shift, if they decided it wasn’t that busy and they might not need you for the second half, they’d ask you not to clock back on from your lunch break. Then you had to wait, off then clock, for up to an hour sometimes, for them to decide they for sure didn’t need you and you could go home. If you left without the manager okaying it, you were written up. This was back in like 2003, and the only reason they got away with it is because all of the employees were kids and we were all friends with each other and with most of the regulars, and we all liked to skate, so most of us were there hanging out until the place closed even when we weren’t on the clock. We didn’t know that what they were doing was hella illegal.
OMG Pizza Hut did this to me in the '90s. They would schedule us to be there but not allow us to clock in. Absolutely illegal but we were too young to know that.
That was when I was working in a warehouse as a temp. After a 30 minute lunch each day we had a short meeting with the shift manager. When it was slow they would send the temps home, but for some reason only AFTER the lunchbreak and the meeting. Instead of coming to us at some point saying " So, you can go at lunch." we had to waste around 45 mins.
I was banned from wearing headbands when I worked as a barista in a café. Owner saw me wearing it one day and made the manager take me aside later to tell me I couldn’t wear them anymore. Stated reason was it made me look too “ethnic.”.
'We get our beans from Ethiopia, Guatemala, Peru, and Kenya. That's enough ethnicity for us!'
Now this is disgusting. Some people need to be throat punched
Someone whose job is called a "barista" shouldn't look too "ethnic"?
I used to work in a shop, and there we had to ask permission to use the bathroom, and even during breaks, when I think it should be normal to go to the toilet.
Worked in an up market hotel, here's some of the crazy rules I had to follow 1) always use a company pen to write anything down 2)If you need water you must crouch under the bar so guests dont see you drinking, you cant be seen to be tired. 3)Social media must always be private so guests cant look you up, you must not be seen to have a life outside the hotel, it was unprofessional. 4)Ice cream must always be scooped in professional style quinnels (none of us had restaurant experience, we were bartenders) or it couldn't be served 5)Glasses from the bar couldn't leave the bar unless they had liquid in or were dirty 6)We weren't allowed to say no to a guest, to the point where someone spent a whole day building a flat pack bunk bed set for a guest because her kids wanted that instead of separate. 7)If they heard a guest discussing you, you were under investigation and if they heard a guest say anything negative, fired with immediate effect. They had to look pristine at all times. One afternoon I had to juggle 150 orders alone in 30C heat in tights and I forgot one, I got fired for it. 8)If you did get fired, they asked you not to discuss it with anyone, they asked me not to tell anyone about the rumours management spread about us, about how I was treated, etc. However I didn't sign anything and it was years ago 9)This was a multi million chain, they had cruise ships, they had hotels, etc. But they were checking us all to the penny. I got caught putting 10p change in the tip jar from a guest and was written up for not giving it back to the company. I got chased out on my way home because they found that I gave a replacement cola bottle to a guest. Theres probably loads more but those are things I can think of.
Had to Google "quenelle" because I'd never heard that one before. It's a specific shaped scoop of ice cream ( or other creamy food ), that is supposed to look elegant. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ISeLKcc8c ).
Wow! A random downvote. Never seen that here... Let me help you.
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A friend just told me they would have cake in the break room for birthdays, but the time spent “celebrating” (awkwardly standing around with a slice of cake) would have to be made up at the end of the day.
Sounds like lunch break every day. Why are we required to clock off for lunch? I would vote for any politician who campaigns on the platform of "Paid Lunch Breaks". It's not universal healthcare or UBI but baby steps.
At my company they automatically deduct a half hour for lunch. I don't think I've seen anyone take less than 45 minutes
Load More Replies...Was working at an Office Depot briefly (I quit after less than a week). One morning, not a single customer was in the store. I asked the store manager if I could straighten up the front of the store til a customer came in. “No. You have to stay behind the register so it looks like we’re prepared in the event a customer comes in.” Literally supposed to just stand there like a robot. I went to lean against the wall. Manager calls from the back room after seeing me on camera, “No leaning. You have to just stand there.” With no customers even in the store. Just stand still, on concrete, behind a register, indefinitely. All for a measly $8 (back in 2007). I quit the next day. What a f*****g joke that job was.
At my company years ago, you could go out for dinner on business travel - full dinner, including wine and dessert at the best restaurant in the city - and charge it all off on your expense account. No problem. But if you just grabbed a $4 can of peanuts for dinner from the minibar at your hotel after work - expense denied.
One job had me visiting another state for an entire week, every month. I got a lower mid-range per diem, which I originally used for a casual sit-down dinner each evening, instead of 3 fast food meals. I purchased any other food or beverages on my own dime. I got in serious trouble. Accounting had to see that the money was purchasing food 3x per day. It always added up to the same amount, but was a bunch of shuffling of receipts and math for no reason.
McDonald's. We deleted orders from the Screen and sent Cars to parking Lot without reason in Order to get better waiting time statistics. Because of this Corporate b******t the real waiting time gets longer and there are more mistakes, but Nobody Cares.
Worked at Burger King in high school. We would stick a tray outside the window and remove it after a few seconds. It lowered our drive through time because we were getting tired of managers rushing high school kids to make orders. It was the first time I learned how to "work" the system.
How does forcing customers to wait longer for their orders make statistics "better?"
I've had this happen to me twice (both times at the same McDonald's). Wait long enough and go in and ask about it and hopefully the manager is upstanding enough to get embarrassed and get it made for you anyway. (30 minutes is enough.)
I had a micromanaging GM who suddenly announced we could only have one nail per wall in our offices to hang up something. Some of us had been in our offices for years and they were highly personalized. It was crazy.
Back when I was on the construction crew it was common for me to build things, or hang things on the wall, for people in the office. One time an engineer asked me to hang a bulletin board on his wall, but the office manager had said not to put a hole in the wall. I of course went and asked her how I was supposed to do that. She replied that she had told the engineer that HE couldn't put holes in the wall. I could do whatever I needed to do to get the job done. Fair enough.
If they ran short of people to work, and they managed to get you on the phone, you had no choice and had to come in if they asked. It was required. But if you didn’t pick up the phone, they couldn’t prove you got the voicemail and they would keep searching for someone. I was not on an “on call” shift at the time.
I was working as a historian and we published government documents sorted by year, commented. I was done with 1974 and wanted to start 1975, my lazy boss told me I could not start until she finished her part of 1974, so I didn’t do anything but watch movies and write my thesis on paid time for 6 months.
For some movies, the money better be damn good.
Load More Replies...I was in a government-funded organisation that had had its funding reviewed. I came up with a restructuring strategy that would remove several tiers/streams of management without affecting most of the (protected) shop-floor workers. That meant that my job was to be made redundant in about nine months. I found an alternative role, and asked to leave. This would save the organisation loads of money, and not affect effectiveness, as I was not allowed to be assigned to ongoing work. I had to work my six-month notice period - again, there was nothing for me to do. So I would log on remotely at about 06:30, put my feet up, and watch DVDs all day (it was 2007).
This is one of those time that Master Compliance is done with a smile, not a smirk
Women were required to wear dresses and stockings. This was in the 1980’s. Also, I got into trouble for not walking quickly enough past the boss’s office.
Unfortunately, there may have been a good reason for the "run past the boss' office" rule. :/
No headphones. I was operating a reactor vessel which consisted of two very loud machines, and the monitoring station was right in between them. It was ear-splitting. So I bought a noise-canceling headset which cut the loud rumbling, but allowed me to hear my co-workers over the noise. Management objected. They didn't want people listening to music while on the job, so they had banned all types of earbuds, headphones, etc. I explained that I was just using the noise-canceling function, and demonstrated it to the manager. He agreed that it was very helpful against the noise, and saw that I wasn't listening to music or anything else. But he still went with the "rules are rules" approach and the ban held - no headsets allowed. I'll never understand how a person can manage with his head so far up his a*s.
Very unfair because if the management have their head up their a*s that would count as "noise canceling"!
If only they made some sort of plug you could stick in your ear that muffles noise...
I had something similar as a material handler. Bought an induction mic for my walkie (we all had walkies). Guy in safety kept asking if the earpiece was playing music. FINALLY got him to stop by getting off my lift and delivering a lecture on how induction mics work (EVERY time he made a comment)
Earbuds are banned at my job because once, on the truck, a guy and the manager had an argument. The guy called the manager ''a c**t'' or something like that, and the third guy, who was listening to music and most important isn't a snitch, told the boss he didn't heard anything said because of his earbuds,when asked to testify in order to write up the guy involved in the argument 😁
No personal phone calls allowed, even during breaks.
So, if you have children and their school calls you about something like taking the kid to the emergency room, you don't need to know about that?
Sorry not sorry. My MIL has terminal cancer. My partner calls when I'm at work I'm taking 5 to make sure she is still alive.
I unfortunately worked at burger King during covid, I was the manager. In drive through we had to have customers put cash, coins, and credit cards into a random plastic container they gave us, when giving change back it had to go in the same plastic container. When handing food out it had to be in the container, even a single drink had to be handed out awkwardly in a plastic container. The owner would sit at home watching security cameras and would damn near instantly call the store if someone didn't use the f*****g container. So their idea to prevent people getting sick was to make everyone reach into and touch the same plastic container, we were only required to clean it once every 6 hours. Hated that job, district manager treated us all like s**t, f**k you Judy.
I was hoping the employees at these fast food places understood how crazy all those policies were during covid. Masks and social distancing I understood. But handing cards back and forth with the same gloves you've had on since 8a doesn't prevent any type of contamination. I guess as long as it LOOKS right.
Being obliged to always wear a suit, matching shoes and tie, even if you had to pick up some stuff from the office outside of normal working hours or in weekends. This rule was also enforced for customer visits. We had one customer which had a parking spot at 2km from their office, which required people to walk through some muddy field. Even then we were obliged to wear a suit, and matching shoes and tie.
To be fair, most employers want your shoes to match. Two different shoes just looks odd. /J
"Matching shoes" in this context would likely mean shoes matching the belt color and following the conservative rules of what color of shoes may be worn with which type and color of suits. They probably mandate the number of jacket buttons and the allowed tie patterning, as well. I'd be curious to hear what kind of job this was - like, were you perhaps working for the White House Office or what?
Don't give receipts to homeless people. I worked for an upscale grocery store in an area with a lot of homeless people. There was a lot of ready to eat food options including a salad/soup/hot food bar, sandwich counter, and pizza by the slice as well as a seating area. Obviously for someone without a place to cook who likely would get turned away from restauraunts this was perfect. A lot of the local homeless population came in to get food and the vast majority were decent people, were polite and kept things clean. Even most of the ones with obvious serious mental illness. I even remember a (most likely) schizophrenic woman who would meticulously wipe every inch of the table and chair she used before and after. Anyway they did a lot of stuff to try to deter homeless people just because they didn't want them seen in the store. First they tried getting rid of reusable dishes and only having takeout boxes available to nudge people to leave the store with their food. Then they took out all the chairs at the tables and made people ask a cashier for a chair with their purchase, but not let homeless people. Obviously it didn't work, cashiers were too busy to deal with that and homeless people just stood at the tables or used a chair the cashiers didn't have time to collect and lock up again. Then they put code locks on the bathroom and put the code to enter on the bottom of the receipt. It changed daily. Staff weren't to give it out to anyone, and we were told we're not to provide receipts to the homeless when they purchase something and just give them a paid sticker so they can't even take a p**s. Needless to say I didn't follow the rule at all. Got written up for it once when I gave a receipt to a guy who was wearing dusty clothes covered in paint and the manager was right there. Funny thing was the guy was clearly some kind of contractor/tradesman who just got off work, not homeless. Anyway I'd been taring the cardboard takeout containers as the heavy ceramic salad bowls that we no longer had for most of the homeless customers for a while because f**k da police, so I guess they were right to fire me in the end. They never caught onto the tare thing though.
Why the crappy treatment of the homeless? Its so unfair. Sometimes people need to taste what poverty, hunger and homeless is like and maybe then become nicer human beings
"Taring" is a deduction from the gross weight of a substance and its container made in allowance for the weight of the container. Basically, the weight of the container was deleted from what was being weighed.
Load More Replies...A certain fast food restaurant near me who shall remain nameless (but whose name rhymes with Chipotle) does the code-receipt thing. We don't patronize them any more.
For most of 2020 during Covid restrictions I had to clean all surfaces in the office three times daily and keep a log of it which I had to email to the district manager. I was the only one working there, who was I sanitizing it for?
I got written up for not tucking my shirt in. Same job, I had to cover my nose piercing with a bandaid. Guaranteed not one customer cared if I had my shirt tucked in. I was behind a counter. And more people commented on the bandaid than ever would have on the piercing.
I sometimes wonder what it takes for people to finally stand up and demand decent labour laws. In Europe it took decades and a lot of dead; I hope other First World countries don't let it come to that.
Most of the things you see here are long gone, at least in America. In this specific instance, the band-aids-for-piercings (except one ear piercing) thing was relatively common in the nineties/early 00s, but I haven't seen anyone need to do it in probably fifteen years or more. IOW, when such piercings were "new and scary" (to conservative managers), they forbade them, but once they became normalized in society, those rules started going away.
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Punching a timeclock for a salaried position. Ostensibly, it was because the clock was one of our products, and having everyone use it was part of the testing, but the owners were super old-school and were probably low-key using it to see when people were in the office. Though I barely used it (and would occasionally forget to clock out and have like a 3-day shift in the records, lol), and that doesn't seem to have been held against me.
Again, if you are salary and not ""salary exempt" (in the USA) your total hours do matter because they have to pay you for overtime. Your work week is assumed by law to be 40 hours unless your employment contract specifies differently. This protects you and the employer. And the employer may have had a history of some folks abusing the hours without the time clock. That said, the salary jobs I had did not require me to punch a clock. IF we worked overtime then we had a form to fill out / send to our manager. Otherwise we were just expected to be adults and do our 40.
I worked for a place where the women only were considered hourly up to 40 hours then suddenly we were salaried. Basically, no overtime, but the rule didn't apply to the men.
Whoever is late for a meeting needs to bring chocolates for all team members next day.
I had a job where the culture was supposed to show respect. But the weekly management meeting on Monday afternoon always started late. That was, until I left the room at 2:15, when the meeting was supposed to start at 2, because no one else was there. Fortunately I was the second-most senior person, and the most senior was open to my explanation. Any meeting with me in it started on time after that.
I'd be locking someone in somewhere so they could not extricate themselves in time for start of meeting
No coats on the back of chairs. No bags near desks. We just worked at a desk on a computer.
That's OK, we had a clear desk policy. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON THE DESK AT THE END OF THE DAY, ALL TRAYS, paperwork had to be put away in our desk drawer and large drawer before we clocked off. Not surprisingly some people spent quite A bit of time getting that done and starting up again the morning.
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Am I correct that most of these entries have a strong USA vibe to them? Most of that s**t would be illegal over here (Europe).
Standing throughout the entire workday is the rule for stores and even banks here in the U.S.
Load More Replies...I worked for a company that had a rule against hiring members of employees families. But all the executives hired members of their own immediate family.
I'm sure that for some people, there's no point having power if you have to be fair to the people under you
Load More Replies...Years ago, I had to wear a suit when seeing customers. One day I was in the office with no appointments to see customers. But I was wearing a sport coat, tie and dress pants. When my boss discovered this, I was sent home to change. So stupid.
When I was in the Navy and in training I got the flu and went to the base hospital as normal and got my sick chit. Called in and my Master Seaman made me walk across the base to hand it in. He actually met me with his car before I got to the school, took the note, and told me to go back to barracks and drove off. So I had to walk all the way back. Years later I had the flu again, got my sick chit from the hospital and walked to my ship to hand it in. My new Master Seaman just looked at me and said I could have just called it in.
Worked for a technology company. Supervisor hounded all of us that we were not allowed to use keyboard shortcuts or any Google apps that would make our job easier as well as faster so that we could take more calls from clients. No abbreviations either. It was freaking ridiculous
Worked in IT support, we weren't allowed to ask anyone if they'd tried turning it off and on again.
The poll questions didn't have any options for people like me, I'm doing my job and I don't care about your rules. You can fire me, but you will pay if you try.
The not having personal photos. They used to do that when my mom worked at a bank bc they were worried people might take bank employee's family to get them to unlock the vault. I realized they don't do this anymore when I saw some photos taped to a teller's cubicle. Or maybe it was only a rule for management. But sometimes there's a reason.
Am I correct that most of these entries have a strong USA vibe to them? Most of that s**t would be illegal over here (Europe).
Standing throughout the entire workday is the rule for stores and even banks here in the U.S.
Load More Replies...I worked for a company that had a rule against hiring members of employees families. But all the executives hired members of their own immediate family.
I'm sure that for some people, there's no point having power if you have to be fair to the people under you
Load More Replies...Years ago, I had to wear a suit when seeing customers. One day I was in the office with no appointments to see customers. But I was wearing a sport coat, tie and dress pants. When my boss discovered this, I was sent home to change. So stupid.
When I was in the Navy and in training I got the flu and went to the base hospital as normal and got my sick chit. Called in and my Master Seaman made me walk across the base to hand it in. He actually met me with his car before I got to the school, took the note, and told me to go back to barracks and drove off. So I had to walk all the way back. Years later I had the flu again, got my sick chit from the hospital and walked to my ship to hand it in. My new Master Seaman just looked at me and said I could have just called it in.
Worked for a technology company. Supervisor hounded all of us that we were not allowed to use keyboard shortcuts or any Google apps that would make our job easier as well as faster so that we could take more calls from clients. No abbreviations either. It was freaking ridiculous
Worked in IT support, we weren't allowed to ask anyone if they'd tried turning it off and on again.
The poll questions didn't have any options for people like me, I'm doing my job and I don't care about your rules. You can fire me, but you will pay if you try.
The not having personal photos. They used to do that when my mom worked at a bank bc they were worried people might take bank employee's family to get them to unlock the vault. I realized they don't do this anymore when I saw some photos taped to a teller's cubicle. Or maybe it was only a rule for management. But sometimes there's a reason.
