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91 Revenge Stories That Will Make You Think Twice Before Being An Asshole To Other People
Revenge, together with love and death, has probably amassed the biggest count of quotes and sayings. From Plutarch to Gandhi, everybody can find a relatable one. It probably means, that we, as humans, are spiteful by nature and are constantly seeking to find a way of how to get revenge to our foes. Though vengeance usually doesn't solve any problems, the one done humorously can give us relief and shame the wrong-doer.
Scroll down to see what we're talking about. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below is packed full of the funniest, the strangest, the wittiest, and the shrewdest acts of retribution we could find, and some of them can take the revenge definition to another level. From people getting even with cheating spouses and ex-partners, to parents getting their own back on babies and even goats seeking retribution, you're sure to find an act of sweet revenge to suit every occasion. We don't recommend trying any of these things yourself, especially if it involves the damage or destruction of another person's property or worse. Scroll through the list of revenge stories below and have a laugh or two, but if you find yourself in a similar situation, try to be calm as a cucumber instead. Bored Panda does not agree with spiteful attitudes, but some of these revenge photos are just priceless.
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Revenge Of The Nerd
Revenge On A Rude And Obnoxious Parent
Well Deserved Dump
Don't Mess Up With This Lady
Grandma's Revenge
Stray Dog Kicked By Driver Returns With A Pack Of Friends To Trash His Car
Lying About Heart Problems
When Your Ex Can Still Control Your Thermostat
Tattoo Revenge
Found Out The Girl I Slept With Has A Boyfriend The Next Day. Left This Note Under The Toilet Seat Where Hopefully Only He'll See It
Quiet Train Car Revenge
Terrible Parker Receives Sweet Sweet Karma Via A Herd Of Busses
Yeah, You're An Asshole. Unfortunately For You, So Am I
Once, when my husband (then boyfriend) and I moved to a very small flat, it had a washing machine place separately, suggesting to be shared between neighbours. Having phobias of scenarios like the one described here, as well as some other possible ones, we immediately agreed we'd prefer to have our own washing machine in our own bathroom. So we did.
Unlucky Steam Key Scammer Calls Electronics, Gets The Dumbest Employee In The World
I Put This On My Homophobic Dads Work Truck After He Yelled At Me, And Mainly My Girlfriend, For Being Gay
Man Illegally Parks In Handicap Spot, Pranksters Cover The Car In Sticky Notes
So I Got Fired From My Job
Found Out My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me. Giving Her This Card Tonight At My Birthday Dinner
That's What You Get From Leaving Dog In A Car
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
This Girl In The Theater Had Her Feet Up On The Back Of My Friend's Chair
Good on you man! I hate those kinds of people. Whenever they do that to me my girlfriend gets up and goes behind the person doing it
Pretty Little Liar
A Living Statue Gets Revenge For Getting Pushed
Asked My Girlfriend To Pick Up A Card From Us For My Mom's Birthday... Girlfriend: 1 Me: 0
Craigslist Scammer Petty Revenge
Karma's Funny
Instant Revenge
Another Use For A Zip Tie
This Comeback
That's a fast delivery, what was that pizzeria? ... that's not the point? ...oh, ok... :)
Dog's Revenge
Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work
How utterly bizarre that people get freaked out by drinking human milk when we are the only mammals that drink the milk of other mammals!
Cheat On Me? I'll Destroy Your Relationship With Your Mother
Did something similar... Had a guy cheat on me and put all the love notes and tokens in a box and sent it via Fed-Ex to his parents house. They had to open it up and call him. Apparently, he didn't tell them at the time what he had done because he was ashamed, but connected with me years later and said he eventually told his parents the reason for the box. They told him they were disappointed in him to see he obviously hadn't grown up. I think his parents words stung him more than I could.
Slow Burn
Smart Car Isn't Having It
That is not even as much as he deserves. People who are uncivilized like this are very welcome to go live by their own, if they can't live in society.
Cheese Revenge
2 Free Goats
Well Deserved Revenge
I got a little confused with the :"I'm married with two kids"... ^^
So Someone Stole My Bike
Savage Boyfriend
This Comeback
This (Ex) Wife Went Big
this is a viral campaign for some TV show. came out a few yars ago.
Sheep Gets Revenge On Cat
My Friend Decided To Cover Up The Tattoo Of His Ex Wife
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker
Someone Wasn't Happy About This Double-Parked Car
I would've tried to put them in an U shape... to make it harder to remove them...
Well, He Is Right
Why is gay an insult? Saying "you're gay" is like saying "you're a person who has their own sexual preferences" ._.
Street Art Revenge
My Girlfriend Thinks She Is Funny
Bitter Man Buys The House Next Door To His Ex-Wife And Installs An Interesting Sculpture
My Roommate Went Out Of Town And Came Back To 400 Balloons. Got His Revenge When The Other One Left For A Week. Literally Everything In His Room Was Wrapped And Put Back In The Same Place
So Generous
I like the "Girls, ( or guys of you're that way inclined)" it's a nice touch
Best Wishes To You, Her, & Your Baby. Love, Your Wife
Angry Girl At My School Posted These All Around Campus
and that lost dog is become famous in their campus :'3 but still not good that revenge.
Trust Issues
You Get Some Pretty Satisfying Results
Got Revenge On My Sister By Hiding Her Science Presentation In A Maze Of Folders
Man Finds Over 100 Ways To Use His Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
Actions like this just reflect badly on him - she's still sooo much in his brain, rent-free, that he spends all this time on petty acts
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
Ex Fiancé And Ex Best Man Are Now Dating. He Left His Wii At My Place. I Made Sure To Get It Back To Him
I can just imagine a dozen ways to make it worse. Imagine putting a layer of sandpaper right between two layers of tape so that he's gonna hate you even more.
Girlfriend Packed My Lunch Today After An Argument The Night Before
My Roommate Is Always Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes About What She Does Around The House. Thought I'd Join In
To The Person Who Stole My Pizza
Glowing Revenge
Revenge Is Sweet
Roommate Stopped Chipping In
My Friend Caught Her Husband Cheating On Her With A Girl He Met Through Online Gaming. She Cleaned All Of Her Belongings Out Of The House Today While He Was At Work And Left The Shirt He Wore To His Bachelor Party On His Favorite Gaming Chair
My Friends Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home
Welcome Home
How To Get Your Neighbors To Stop Stealing Your Newspaper
My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge
This Guy Pissed Off His Neighbor, Who Happens To Own The Adjacent Parking Lot
Pretty sure that's illegal. If one owns a property, they're entitled by law to access from and to that property as well.
Don't Mess With A Contractor And His Parking Spot
Five More Tasks To Complete
Revenge On Cheating Ex-boyfriend That Will Take About 17 Years
I always find it so weird when American people are like 'what's that in our money' cos usually it's the other way around (I'm English)
While Preparing For My Garage Sale, I Found A Pendant My Ex Gave Me... I Decided To Be A Little Creative With Selling It
Revenge On The Baby
uuuhhh, I bet the baby will need diaper rash cream for that burn!! Nah, he probably is out of f***s to give
Caught Wife Cheating, Free Corvette!
Tips For A Bad Service
Not much in terms of revenge. Just turn the glass upright while holding the plate on it.
My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"
Mine isn't ingenious either, but is similar to something like This. SPOILERS. Eurovision happened last Saturday, but my dad was at a meeting so we've paused it and are going to watch it this Saturday instead. But the entirety of last week was my friend Nadia asking me if I watched it, and every time she asked I would say yes. And On saturday, I text her my annoyance at having to postpone. Come Monday, she comes into school and I've successfully avoided spoilers so I can find out for myself who won. While talking to another friend, I hear Nadia yell "PORTUGAL WON!!!" and I yell at her, and her reply is "oh sorry, I didn't know you watched it." A few hours later, I was talking to my friend Hamidha about New Girl, which Nadia recently started watching. So when she said "New Girl??? I watch that!" I turned around and said "Oh yeah? Schmidt and CeCe get married and Cece gets pregnant. Oh, and Nick and Jess get together and Coach and May break up and Winston dates his co worker Ally."
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Some little 13 year old was squealing at me over my gaming microphone because he couldnt beat me in a call of duty match. So, he threatens to "find where i live and f**k my mom in front of me." Well, i said "alright cool i'll let her know you're interested." And proceeded to trace his connection, locating this idiot not even 14 miles from me. So i get my mom, tell her the situation, and we get in the truck and head over and knock on the door. Kid comes up with his mom, and my mom and i graciously explain what had transpired. His mom was very polite and nice but as soon as that door shut all i heard was a smack and a crying 13 year old brat. Priceless.
My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"
Mine isn't ingenious either, but is similar to something like This. SPOILERS. Eurovision happened last Saturday, but my dad was at a meeting so we've paused it and are going to watch it this Saturday instead. But the entirety of last week was my friend Nadia asking me if I watched it, and every time she asked I would say yes. And On saturday, I text her my annoyance at having to postpone. Come Monday, she comes into school and I've successfully avoided spoilers so I can find out for myself who won. While talking to another friend, I hear Nadia yell "PORTUGAL WON!!!" and I yell at her, and her reply is "oh sorry, I didn't know you watched it." A few hours later, I was talking to my friend Hamidha about New Girl, which Nadia recently started watching. So when she said "New Girl??? I watch that!" I turned around and said "Oh yeah? Schmidt and CeCe get married and Cece gets pregnant. Oh, and Nick and Jess get together and Coach and May break up and Winston dates his co worker Ally."
Load More Replies... Some little 13 year old was squealing at me over my gaming microphone because he couldnt beat me in a call of duty match. So, he threatens to "find where i live and f**k my mom in front of me." Well, i said "alright cool i'll let her know you're interested." And proceeded to trace his connection, locating this idiot not even 14 miles from me. So i get my mom, tell her the situation, and we get in the truck and head over and knock on the door. Kid comes up with his mom, and my mom and i graciously explain what had transpired. His mom was very polite and nice but as soon as that door shut all i heard was a smack and a crying 13 year old brat. Priceless.
