It's hard to work in a restaurant and not become a cynic. I mean, have you seen Kitchen Nightmares? Owners doing drugs on the premises; stealing their own stock from business partners and family members; taking tips from hardworking staff to stuff their own pockets; chefs having to pay suppliers themselves as accounts are closed; customers bringing their own bells for when they need the server's attention; bailiffs appearing on the premises... The list goes on. I'm not saying every establishment is toxic. Just that you never know what's happening behind the counter. However, there's a perfect place to learn — a subreddit called r/KitchenConfidential. It has 378k members, constantly making honest and funny posts about the industry, and they paint quite the picture!
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Felt This
Oh, don't be ridiculous, everyone knows feathers from the Great Auk are much better.
Typical! I've only got rabbit eggs, platypus feathers and dried manatee farts. Looks like I'm making a simple omelette then
I don’t have a dodo’s feather……Can I substitute with parrot’s feather?
If you like the taste of disappointment, sure. For extra spice, use an owl's feather. They are feathered bags of seething hatred
Load More Replies...OMG, I was watching a new series on BBC that was supposed to be about making healthy nourishing food while on a budget. The first bloody recipe required red wine vinegar. Really??? They were so far removed from reality that they thought that an average Joe/Jo that wasn't already into cooking in a big way would have all different kinds of vinegar kicking around. Red wine vinegar is one of the ones that doesn't come up so much in recipes too. The recipe wasn't even introduced with something like 'we're going to include an ingredient that you might not already have in your cupboard but is well worth getting in'. Stopped watching right then and eschewed the entire series. Yes, I do have red wine vinegar (a 5L container actually) but that was not what that series purported to be.
I'm just happy to see someone using the word eschewed
Load More Replies...Lucky I brought back plenty of Madagascar vanilla with me before they closed the Madagascar border.
Did you remember to get the Extract Of Greenland, though?
Load More Replies...TV chefs seem to forget that the average home cook earns less than they do and those dodo feathers are expensive.
I'm of Romanian heritage, and garlic, peppers and onions are a staple at our house. Rice is my favorite side. I cook like my grandmother, and we feast well on pretty simple peasant food with simple basics, and leftovers. Meat and most veggies are grilled on wood/charcoal 4 to 6 times a week. My daughter's friends eat over frequently, as they love the simplicity of a truly excellent home cooked meal. Cooking is like engineering. Keep It Super Simple. Cook from your heart and your heritage. Ramsey can't do that.
Every Freakin Time! At My House Anyway
I finally got sick of my large ladle doing this to me last night. It creates more counter clutter, but what can you do???
As you can tell from the pictures, working in a restaurant can be really demanding. But nowadays, the whole industry is stressed. And it's mostly due to the pandemic.
The National Restaurant Association said restaurant and food-service sales were $240 billion below its 2020 pre-covid forecasts. Over 110,000 eating and drinking establishments closed last year, either temporarily or for good. The association hopes 2021 will be a year of rebuilding, with trends like off-premise dining and delivery continuing to gain importance as consumer preferences shift.
The report, which surveyed 6,000 operators and 1,000 adults, said restaurant and food-service sales came in at $659 billion last year — that’s $240 billion lower than its pre-pandemic projections for the year of $899 billion in total sales.
Yes Please
Same. that s**t would be getting binge watched every Saturday
Load More Replies...Chef: "But ... but that isn't sour cream." Amateur: "Don't care, I still don't like sour cream. Off you go!"
If my husband hears the word mayonnaise and there is anything white on his food he freaks. He started eating Gyros but won't eat the sauce because he still isn't convinced it doesn't have Mayo. He also used to hate sour cream but has gotten better. He loves my pumpernickel bread dip. Don't tell him there's Mayo in it please!
Load More Replies...Yes! I also want to see them cook with the processed, frozen, microwavable foodstuffs actually found in most people's homes.
Oooh they do! I think it's called something like: "Best Leftover Ever" on Netflix
Load More Replies...Lost My Job As A Receptionist Due To Covid And Got A Job As A Dishwasher To Make Ends Meet
Today, during rush hour, the chef guided me into making these because he was swamped. I know it's not much, but I'm proud. I've discovered a passion. He's helping me pick out a government culinary school.
Congrats here to! you must have a designers eye! If I did 'em they'd look like hell!
Load More Replies...'Phoenix girl' is an appropriate username! Congrats on rising again, stronger than ever!
It's their username on Reddit. Which they used to post this a year ago on there. Not this site.
Load More Replies...You will be promoted to line chef and then get a knife. Mark my words :)
Promoted A Dishwasher To Prep Cook, She Worked Her Ass Off, Promoted Her To Line Cook, Continued To Crush It. Tomorrow I’m Giving Her, Her First Knife Of Her Own For Her Hard Work
It’s so nice to see someone get the credit they deserve, and have earned.
Wow, dishwashers sure are more advanced than they used to be. Mine cant even handle a knife
The job doesn't define the person. That's almost like saying "All managers are clueless, thankless idiots with a power trip"
Load More Replies...good for the chef to acknowledge such hard work and dedication. it is sad that it has only been in the past decade or so that more women are being seen in what had been a male dominated profession. like the animated chef in ratatoulle says: everybody can cook!
Thank you for appreciating another individual and helping her during these times.
"If one looks at the industry in terms of actual sales volume level at the end of 2020, it was down at 2014 levels. In other words, the industry has been set back six years of sales growth," Hudson Riehle, senior vice president of research at the National Restaurant Association, said as the trade group released its annual analysis.
But there has been a silver lining. Riehle noted that the Covid crisis prompted operators to get creative with new forays into technology and delivery, and many are hoping the second half of 2021 will bring an opportunity for a rebound as consumers have missed dining out.
Some Meals Are More Hateful Than Others
I have had this argument with my wife. I refuse to enter a restaurant 30 minutes before close for this reason. Did restaurant work in college and cursed any orders received at close.
Every restaurant worker knows the pain of customers coming in shortly before close. Those people get the fastest service of the night. But it's worse for the servers. Once the food goes out, the kitchen closes up... but the servers have to stay until the customers leave. I always hated that!
Load More Replies...In the Netherlands the kitchen is usually closed much earlier than the restaurant. And when the kitchen is closed they won't take your order, no matter how often you repeat that customer is king.
That's why you shouldn't enter a restaurant at the closing!! You don't want your meal to be cooked while someone is cursing over it!
But what if I'm buying a meal for that one coworker that always microwaves fish in the break room?
Load More Replies...Anything, for anybody who walks into a high end restaurant, unbooked with 6 / 8 / 10 / 12 people 10 minutes before closing on a Friday / Saturday night and proceeds to order 3/ 4 / 5 courses with 10 minutes between courses - you have no idea of how many bodily fluids went into those bastards' meals over the years ...... Complete fucktards, glad I left the industry when I did
Anything made by a Chef brigade for a party of 6 who turn up 3 minutes before closing and have 4 courses and demand to have a break between courses. I can attest from bitter experience that the whole panoply of human fluids and some solids were incorporated into every dish that was ordered - along with some that weren't human. A very talented Chef I know, once incorporated a teeny bit of magic mushroom dust into the dishes ordered by a bunch of city wide boys who pitched up at 11pm and proceeded to be aggressive and take the piss - by 12.30am they were off their tits, were persuaded to leave but not before also being told to leave a £1000 tip for every member of staff on duty, including the KP's ; probably didn't dent their wealth too much but made us very happy, especially when we found 2 of them passed out nearby and pissed all over them - we did then call an ambulance, just in case .....
Anything that has "alla puttanesca" maybe not hatred, but surely spite (spice!).
This Made It So Much Easier To Cook For This Customer
I am also allergic to onions and people think that it's bullshit or "just a little" will be okay. (I am also allergic to cinnamon which poses a problem because a lot of times it is encompassed in ingredient lists as "natural flavors".) I HATE it when people will not take allergies seriously!!
When I read except garlic, my brain went, “Ha. Reverse Vampire. Nice.”
I have one of these! I designed it myself a few years back and just asked the waiter/waitress to take it to the chef before preparing my food.
This is great! Though, if it's for the U.S. (which I'm guessing due to spelling), the majority of kitchens I've been in, the chef speaks Spanish. It may help to have this in two languages.
Chef Cut Himself So Badly Yesterday He Had To Go To The Hospital And Take The Day Off. We Set Up His Station This Morning With His Safety In Mind
I've met enough chefs to know he's gonna find a way to make those scissors do /damage/ when he comes back 😂
Yes if I remember correctly chefs have no sense of humor when reminded of their stupidity!
Load More Replies...Those plastic safety scissors are not as safe as you think they are, I speak from experience.
Was just going to mention Ho much damage you can do with a plastic knife and a little bit of effort
Load More Replies...I once sliced off the tip of my thumb on a meat slicer. I had to get it glued back together. Neat scar though lol
Heh. I took two #1 slices off the corner/tip of my right index finger on a meat slicer when I was about 15. The blade was so sharp, and I was so high, that I didn't notice it until the blood started flowing. I was on an island in Maine with no medical facilities, but luckily, the stores owner's father was a retired doctor. The pieces of my finger were stuck between slices of Swiss cheese, so no gluing them back on. Years later, I took the corner of my left index finger off with a knife in my kitchen. At least they match.
Load More Replies...I once burned my right hand with a burger press grill. 15 years later, i still have the scar. Good time.
Load More Replies...Omg !! This reminds me!! I was sitting at an oyster bar in Fort Walton Florida watch the man shuck oysters. We asked him a ton of questions and he knew all the answers. Except one question I should not have asked.. “ have you ever cut yourself?” “ nope , ive been doing this for 15 years” before we left that night he cut himself so bad he had to go to the hospital 🤦🏻♀️I swear Ive learned to keep my damn mouth shut ! ( for the most part )
Oooo! Must've been bad if he didn't just wrap it in plastic & keep chopping
7 Months Ago I Quit My S**tty Fast Food Job To Wash Dishes In The Local Steakhouse. Today They Put Me On Salads. Dreams Do Come True
It’s 2 years old or more. Why is everyone acting like he did it yesterday and posted it here himself?
"It's important to think of 2021 as the year of transition," he said. "Recovery for the industry will definitely take time."
The group is projecting a bounce back in food and beverage sales in 2021 to $731.5 billion, still far below where things stood before Covid hit the industry.
New Kid Said He Wanted Some More Hours, Told Him To Go Clean The Grill. I Did Not Expect This When I Walked Back Over There.... Kids Gonna Get Some More Hours
Impressive. Hold on to him, maybe get him to marry your daughter ...... I used to have an alcoholic KP (Kitchen Porter), who would get wasted, come to work after he'd been to the pub and clean the kitchen so thoroughly that it sparkled - he'd turn up next morning with no idea that he'd done it .... lovely guy, sadly no longer with us.
That kind of person(enthused at an entry position) will gladly accept $7.50 an hour, because of the work ethic. No doubt he'll be making much more than $15.00 an hour before long..IMO
I Stole This Picture For Karma
YOU CALL THIS KNIVES??? THIS IS A KNIFE!!!! (Crocodile Dundee fan here)
I've had steaks where I really could have used a cutlass. At least I would have got some enjoyment out of the meal.
How Do You Really Feel?
Uhm, it can be fun but I totally get this. Everytime I want to open a drawer .... He's right there standing in front of it. If possible I'll let him stir something.
i just realized that my bf (he is a chef) does this with me :D
Load More Replies...It can be if you both know what you're doing and your kitchen isn't the size of a stamp.
When my husband cooks (he is the main cook of the family) we ALL know to get the HECK out of the kitchen!! Unless he calls us in for help with something, we make ourselves busy elsewhere!
He has you well trained! Or is it the other way around!??!
Load More Replies..."I can cook for you, sweety, but only if you're washing the dishes." It works usually, and yes, he keeps his word.
Amen to this! I hate it when my partner is fidgeting around as well. Cooking is my zen time to myself. Me, my true crime podcast and my knife! 😄
LOL! When my bf sees me with a knife in hand, he gets the pfft out of the kitchen! Plus, it's a Very Small Kitchen, and accidents do happen 😇
Load More Replies...Ah me and my partner enjoy cooking together. Whack on some tunes, divide up the tasks and get stuck in. Yummy food afterwards. Then just the cleaning :-(
Everyone Pitched In To Buy A Nice Knife For Him. He Always Gives It His All And Is The Sweetest Person!
Hmmmm. Sounds like the restaurant where he gives it all and is so sweet could give him a knife as a reward instead of "everyone" else having to chip in their little money. If this is a knife to use at work, that is ridiculous.
So you are still in your "all ugly people are evil" phase ? Shame on you.
Load More Replies...However, consumers continue to embrace takeout and delivery and the delta variant threatens to make dining in less of an option. So struggling establishments are transforming into pop-up restaurants.
They can take a variety of forms, from a ramen maker appearing for one night only at an established bar to a taco maker on a street corner. Cheaper to operate than regular restaurants because they have less overhead and staffing costs, pop-ups allow chefs and owners to keep working and making a living during the early part of the pandemic when dining rooms were closed and the economy was teetering — they've helped bring buzz to existing restaurants that host them. And some have even morphed into permanent new businesses.
Ain’t It?
It's almost like better service means more customers, which means more profit!
So, when you pay people decently, they are more willing to work? What a surprising surprise! /s
Filthy socialists! How dare they make things work! They'll stop at nothing!!! :P
You’ve gotta twist your Snaggly Whiplash moustache saying that ;-)
Load More Replies...My Dad Just Sent This To Me Asking “Is This True?”
This picture really hit home with me.
I cook over 1k plates a week for people to enjoy dinner with their families and friends. And this is how i usually eat dinner. Like this or hunched over a garbage can. So if you have a chef in your life keep this picture in mind and maybe cook them a meal, sit down with them and have a nice dinner. Something like this may seem small to others but it means a lot to people like us.
I can't eat breakfast in the morning because I'd be late to school, I can't eat dinner because I get home from work too late and am too tired to so I just go straight to bed. I've lost six pounds in under a year. I work at a pizza place that offers free meals but ironically we're too busy to take advantage of it
Definitely not the case in the USA. I have worked in the food industry for 22+ years. You're lucky to stuff a grilled cheese down your throat while runny around trying to get everything done.
I used to eat in a storage room... 15 minutes but only after 4 hours (scheduled for more than 4, no exceptions) and only once in 8 hours. It also had to be one of the lowest priced items on the menu. Yet I had to be ready to jump out of bed ready to go at a moments notice. Cheap, inhuman bastards!
Anyone ServSafe certified knows better then to eat in a food prep area. And what's up with 1 glove on? Just set plate down and lick off your fingers, but I got a glove so I'm clean... This might happen but no good manager would let it. Just gross 😝
Or They're A Benedict Arnold
Anyone who thinks that people don't deserve a decent livable wage, are just @ssholes. And you can't change my mind.
Hey i see you @ed the SS Holes. Here's one now. bunker-614...ec3bef.jpg
YEAH and Security guards who most have to be trained in PPCT and batons and taking people down only just bumped up over 15 an hour with the majority making 17. LONGER Hours and seen as useless rent a cops while having to know more about the law and getting a police check every two years. Regular jobs have to shift higher to keep the gap between them and minimum wage. Its taken 10 years for Security to go from around 15 to 17-20.
BS. I worked in a kitchen for less, a lot less. Made me realize I did not like manual labor so I gained skills where I did not have to do manual labor and am now making a whole lot more than $15 an hour.
HMMMMMM.... I WORKED AS A SHORT ORDER COOK FOR A YEAR IN COLLEGE. I KNOW I WAS NOT MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE WHICH BACK IN 1981 WAS.....NOT A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT. 3 DOLLARS AN HOUR.
Anthony Bourdain Stopped By My Mom’s Kitchen While Filming When I Was A Kid. She Mentioned That We Tried To Go To His Book Signing The Night Before But Couldn’t. So He Grabbed An Envelope Out Of The Trash And Signed It For Me
That's absolutely sweet. Lots of people were heartbroken when he died.
The flexibility of the take-out and delivery options helped Alex Thaboua meet those challenges. Thaboua is co-owner of Electric Burrito, which began as a pop-up at Mister Paradise bar in New York in 2020. A permanent location opened in May and is focused on take-out and delivery, so even if there is another lockdown, the restaurant will be able to operate, he said.
Preach!
Once I learned how much these companies gouge restaurants, I started being more selective about ordering food delivery. Sticking with local places that have their own delivery people (and I do tip), or I pick up the food myself if they only use a service like Ubereats or Doordash.
Absolutely! There are times when a restaurant is listed on one of the services but they actually offer delivery themselves. People should check that before ordering so they can order directly from the restaurant and ensure that their money is going to the restaurant.
Load More Replies...Nope, not ever using a delivery service. They screw over the driver and the restaurant, so no, never.
I know quite a few people who drive for food delivery since covid. Crazy money
Load More Replies...What happened to picking up you own food order. I have NEVER paid ANYONE to deliver my food.
And they also charge customers as well, and to add to that, all dishes are more expensive then normally so they also charge customers secretly again
Shots Have Been Fired
Also burger king. Might be flame grilled, but not in the store it's not!
Not in my experience. Granted, it's been a while since I worked there, but there is a big ole flame grill in the kitchen
Load More Replies...Most chain restaurants receive portion-controlled food from corporate HQ. Basically, they're just heating up frozen food for you. Go to family-owned restaurants instead. The food will be far superior, and you'll be helping a local family business to succeed.
Why does anyone eat at Olive Garden when most towns have at least one one good, real Italian restaurant.
Restaurant Food Is Low Risk For Transmitting Covid-19
When I was a teen, my best friend and I both work at an ice cream store. We always worked the closing shift together. After the front doors were locked, we would each get as far away from each other as possible in the small space of our building, then using the long plastic milkshake spoons, we would launch toppings, specifically nuts and cherries trying to hit each other while taking cover behind display cases. It wasn't anything but some silly fun. Yes, we wasted small amounts of toppings but we were the ones who had to clean the store before we could go home and we would never leave the mess for anyone else to have to clean it up.
We joke but yeah it's clean. We just have such high standards on what clean it. It's things we do and don't realize. Temp zones, station set ups, how we stack the food on shelves and coolers. Even our defrost methods are rigid. That's usually why if we run out of something, we can't just go get it from the back because defrosting chicken improperly means someone gets sick and we get sued or shut down
My brother worked at a McDonalds when he was 16, told me all the disgusting things they did like reuse special sauce, use outdated condiments, drop hamburgers on the floor and were told to put them back on the grill. Etc. I never saw restaurant food the same and he became a vegetarian at 16. He was traumatized. Lol.
Side note - the state of nc requires restaurants to have their health department grade in plain sight. I’ve seen some low 80s out there.
People who work in food service jobs should not be able to work without the 2 shots. and a mask!
Jacinda: however, the experts say that covid is airborne and restaurants are a confined space, so give your burgers a socially distanced kiss goodbye until we get this virus under control.
As a former school lunch lady, I can confirm this, however we actually did try to follow the guidelines of health and food safety regulations. But human error is a real thing and some things get overlooked.
Thank You For Your Service
I'd say it's worth asking if things are backed up (then I'll keep waiting) or my order got lost (then please put it in now, or maybe I'd leave).
... or because you don't want something added to your food which doesn't belong in it.
“This flexibility was something we found very important during our pop-up stages, when the world was getting locked down and heavy restrictions were being placed on businesses,” he told Associated Press. “We’ve designed our operations in a way that we can continue to operate with a lean team, with every safety precaution taken, to be able to serve guests in both a to-go and delivery capacity.”
It's places like this that help keep your mood positive.
Always Remember Where You Came From. 9 Years Ago On My First Day In The Kitchen As A Dishwasher vs. Where I Am Today. Never Underestimate Yourself
Omg! Sorry off topic but I LOVE YOUR NAME😂😂😂 👻🐔👻🐓👻🐣👻🦃👻 Is that what chicken nuggets are made of? Asking for a friend ☠
Load More Replies...Another occupation where the highly skilled workers are underpaid. My best friend is a gourmet cook. Said he’d love to be a chef but there’s no money in it.
All Restaurants Should Do This, Almost Makes Me Want To Ask For An Application. 8 Upvotes And I’ll Buy Boh A Drink
I worked at some restaurants that did that. You were allowed one free drink after your shift. (It also provided an incentive for the employee to stay for a few more!)
Load More Replies...Hell no. No sleezy boss is going to grab into my wallet to buy his staff drinks. I'd rather walk into the kitchen and give each of the workers €20.
The French word for tip is "pourboire" which literally means "for drink" as this is the origin of the practice: leave some extra money for the waiter to go for a drink after the shift.
When I worked in a bar close to the German border my German customers gave me what they called "drink money" lol
Load More Replies...good example of a business not showing appreciation for their workers so they make the customers pay when they could clearly let the hard workers get an end of shift shot for free.
Must be America. Do they also buy beers for the servicedesk employee they call when they can't get their internet to work?
Does It Need A Title?
Makes me wonder why people would even bother to become a chef in the US.
It's a passion. Too bad the ecosystem sucks that out of a lot of folks. It did for me.
Load More Replies...Karen Brings Her Own Bell For When She Needs Her Servers Attention
I can think of a few more things to say – none of them complimentary.
Load More Replies...Nowadays, I always feel sorry for every woman whose real name is Karen.. Don't be sad real Karens! we really believe that you are nice people 😊
"I'm sorry I called you a Karen." "My name is Karen." "I'm sorry your name is Karen."
Load More Replies...NOOOO, don't tell her! Just IGNORE HER!!! AND her damn bell! Just give her the service required, and if she mentions the bell then say "What bell?"
Load More Replies...Yikes! I don't think I could resist telling her where to put the bell.
Nope! We had a few repeat customers that were so bad when I was a server that we demanded the manager or owner wait on them. They were also lousy tippers.
I see no problem with asking her to put it away or leave. Anyone else witnessing this behavior would likely applaud you for it.
The people sitting around her don't want to hear that Crap either.
Load More Replies...I think I would do that for them if I was the customer on the next table!
Load More Replies...Covid Crying
Worked in food and beverage for 16 years - countess times I've gone into the walk-in, not to cry but scream and swear.....sometimes it's hard to deal with obnoxious and arrogant assh*les. On really bad days, I would swear and scream in the walk-in freezer ...double the soundproof....I scared our kitchen manager once when he opened the freezer door, took one look and just back up slowly, all the way back to his office. Yeah, he made the right choice
Virus particles rather than bacteria, but yes. All bodily fluids will contain the virus.
Load More Replies...Watching My Online Graduation During Prep, Hopefully They Read My Name Before Service Starts
This is such a statement. I feel like I should find this photo in an acclaimed periodical or something. Congrats on your graduation! Congrats on your job! Congrats on sticking with it and making it through!
You know what my friend's daughter did for her graduation? Took a day's holiday from the 28 she's entitled to yearly by law. You have serious issues in the US.
I'm heartbroken that you weren't allowed the time off to attend your graduation, that is really unkind.
Really they couldn't give you the day off for your graduation. You boss sucks! Hope you have a much better job now.
Maybe she's hourly and needed the cash- Which is sad for an entirely different reason.
Load More Replies...Can I Do My Prep In The Walk-N?
And the next meme photo on the running meme is of nurses doing heavy lifting in plastic gowns and heavy-duty face covers.
Say that to a man who just spent twelve hours wearing an aluminized trench coat working next to a furnace cooking steel. I’ve spent a total of 8 weeks in those hells. Who’s boots are literally squishy from his sweat. I tip my hat to those guys…..
I worked at a government job when I was 22. Had some lovely older coworkers take me under their wing, one woman decided to take me out for some real Washington DC soul food. We could see back into the kitchen as we placed our order. Peaches, the woman who took me suddenly changed her mind and said let's go. As we left I asked her what was up she said she could see the chef's beard sweat dripping onto the food he was prepping. Ugh. That food smelled so good, sad I never got to try it.
I have seen cooks sweat. I tend not to eat at restaurants in the summer when it is really hot out. Like no pizza when it's over 90f
Load More Replies...I’m a gardener and this is how I feel when someone asks me if it was hot today! 😂😂😂” it’s Georgia! It’s July!! It’s 98 degrees outside! Yes it’s a little warm:)”
We always cook the most on the hottest days, cause no one else wants to do it.
Truth
True though. Trade jobs like cooking are one of the few industries that will hire convics.
He left out the dishwasher. The expectation should be that this person was a pyromaniac. No kidding but I worked in two places where this was the case.
Went through a bit of a rough patch when I was a young person. I have a strict don't ask/don't tell/f****n lie policy regarding that. I served mine. Nobody's business. 35 years ago. I have a decent job, but it's through learned skills, no fear, and complete can-do attitude. Not lying. I lied to get some s**t jobs though back in the day. No remorse.
The stupid thing is that people who have spent time in jail know how to kiss ass, especially when they're dealing with a jerk. Such people make perfect servers... you waste their talents by sticking them in the back.....
Sad. Can't trust a convicted felon to work at a retail store but you can trust them to make food for other people. Make it make sense.
I love Phil Eagle! He knows women almost as well as he knows restaurant staffing!
Sodium Chloride
It's the pink that we love, the little extra. Mercury and Saturn are both planets but you know you prefer Saturn because of that sexy ring.
It also does not have iodine added to it with is an essential element our bodies need. Prior to companies adding it to salt, "iodized salt", there used to be lots of thyroid goiters due to low iodine. So now regular table salt has iodine added to it to keep people from getting iodine deficient. People who have switched to Himalayan salt are usually not aware there is a nutrient difference. Doctors need to include this as part of any thyroid diagnosis work up.
Yeah, my mom won't let me use it because of this. I'm 50.
Load More Replies...Actually I like the idea of colored salt; I think it would be easier to see how much you are using. Edit: I want blue.
that pink salt goes in my bag with the pink seaweed ... get it? huh huh :)
Load More Replies...Try Murray River salt from Australia - it's naturally pink and actually tastes wonderful (unlike Himalayan salt)a
I Mean He Ain’t Wrong
Also that cooks in restaurants are trained in their art vs, say, you.
They don’t love you they love food and put it in everything they cook. That’s why it’s good.
Or someone who knows deep down, that once or twice a year, MeMaw has to come to town, fill the fridge with butter, honey, cream, and the Spice rack with exotic smells that transform simple food into love itself. These foods are harmless, and are dished upon angelic wings of sweetness and harmony. Until uncle Ed shows up drunk and MeMaw decks him with the turkey platter.
this is a very specific example-did it your happen to your family? because that's funny and wholesome at the same time!
Load More Replies...Why should the cook give a s**t they are your arteries you look after them!
Good Luck To All Of Our Kitchen Comrades Who Have To Work Tonight/Tomorrow Night In The USA
I make it a point not to patronize any business when it is open on a national holiday.
My late husband had many jobs that meant he worked on holidays, including 30+ years as an RN. When he was still a teen, he worked at a gas station. The local gas stations took turns being open on holidays like Thanksgiving so everyone else could stay home. We did not shop on national holidays nor did we go out to eat because of our own personal experiences. He worked in ICU/ER 20 out of the first 22 Thanksgivings of our marriage.
Load More Replies...I’ve always hated Valentines since I was a kid! If I a boys name on a card my mom and grandma “ oh is that your boyfriend” I’m like “ yes mom!! Everybody in kindergarten is my boyfriend. I get around ok ?”
If it makes you feel any better I stayed home and cooked my own food 🥺
This is why International F*ck Woodrow Wilson day (April 6th) is the superior holiday.
This is untrue. Valentine's Day is NOT a federal holiday. Nothing is closed in America on this day nor is it a paid day off.
I Love Seeing Signs Of Restaurants Not Opening Because They Won't Pay
The signs are great. It firmly lets me know which businesses to avoid in the future. If you don't treat your employees right, I have no interest in spending money at your establishment.
That's my policy, if you put out a sign that blames "handouts" instead of your low wages I will take my business elsewhere.
Load More Replies...They also want to pay minimum wage and insist on at least 1 year experience so they don't have to train or give actual constructive feedback on performance. Those entering the workforce? Nope. Won't consider them.
Do You Guys Have Banned Music?
Written twice? Damn..this restaurant owner must really hate Nickelback..
Eww, Incubus is allowed but not Nirvana, Oasis, or Green Day? I’d play “Walking on Sunshine” on repeat as malicious compliance.
Baby Shark is not on here purely because it has been classified as "Psychological Warfare" by the United Nations.
I Love Our Customers
funny yep! But I like my fries to crunch with salt!
Load More Replies...Maybe he just likes the taste? My sibling prefers the taste of coke zero to regular coke for some unfathomable reason.
Load More Replies...I have the same problem and im 11 so the problem might snowball.
Don't worry about the salt, all the toxic chemicals in the Coke Zero and Chocolate milk will do you in faster.
It's like Chicken Extra Greasy......the cook just added MORE grease and the plate was licked clean when the busboy brought it back to the kitchen.
Sorry Chef
My mom (62yrs) had a bicycle accident, hurt her wrist in a bad way. Bleed A LOT. Couldn't move her hand properly. So I took her to the hospital, nothing so serious, only sprained, but the pain was intense. My Mom works in the kitchen of a student's dormitory. My turn to call her boss, a bloody fu****g old hag. She said: "And it's REALLY not possible that your mom come in?? This does not go well with my plans..." IS THIS SO BI***????
Happy Birthday!!!!
and yet ubiquitous. this vision fits virtually every food service job I had
Load More Replies...Omg that's so true. Lol. Worked in at least seven kitchens for many years. Sometimes you spend over 24 hours with your coworkers because you all do Addies. You party all night and walk/carpool to work the next morning like drunken, stumbling cattle. Then you get called to the office one by one to do lines so you can all function until lunch is over.
the cooks don’t do roll ups, try the servers. they’re all addicted to vapes :)
My Mouth Dropped When I Read This. Every Resturant Should Do This. [veggie Galaxy In Boston]
Better still.. pay everyone well so there will be no "gap" to fill in the first place!
every restaurant should not do this, this is again making the customer pay the wages of the staff that the restaurant owner should be paying correctly. Tips are not forced upon diners in any other country that I know of other than the U.S. It is Gratuity, it is meant to be a showing of gratitude between the customer and the staff member that did an overly good job in providing service at that meal...it is a reward for doing better than average, not for just doing the job that you have. Owners of food establishments should be ashamed of themselves for getting away with this for so long.
The system is still the way it is because most waitstaff don't want hourly wages. They make so much more money as tipped employees.
Load More Replies..."Close the gap fee" translated: We expect our customers to donate money to our underpaid and exploited kitchen staff.
I mean, employers should pay all of their employees a fair and living wage. That being said, every serving job I've ever had, it's expected that you pay 10% - 20% of your tips to the back of the house. ('Depending on the location. It's fixed at each restaurant.) That's every server. When you're tipped more as a server, the bussers and cooks are tipped more too.
The kitchen staff in the US gets paid from $11 to $17 performance with an average of $14. The average pay for a waitress is a base of $2.13 with the expectation that they will mahe at least $5.12 an hour to meet the Federal minimum of $7.25 an hour. That's why waitstaff got tips and kitchen staff did not. Back when I waitressed in 1974 tips were split with busboys. I don't know if they still are. Federal law prohibits the sharing of tips with kitchen staff who don't interact with customers. I think bus staff are in a Grey area.
If this is still an active law, someone forgot to tell Chili's.
Load More Replies...This is sad in so many levels and it shows that not only the waiters' salary don't increase but also the cooks' reduces!! The tipping originally started for the waiters because they were really underpaid (globally not only in US). It was the job with less than the minimum wage and way less than the cooks' pay!!! When your cooks start to feel that they need also tips that means that you have lowered so much ALL the wages that noone in your business can make a living! That's not something to be proud about and write it on a sign!
Am I Wrong Tho?
Posh restaurants are often mullets...posh at the front, scruffy at the back. 90+% of French cuisine is peasant food anyway, cheap meats and junk cooked with so much garlic and wine you don't notice.
Load More Replies...When I lived in Santa Barbara, California, virtually all restaurants had Mexican cooks. French, Chinese, Japanese (sushi etc) Surf&Turf, Cajun, you name it.
Yeeess!!!! It means, they’re the treat! That’s where the real party is! They are the one that will make your stomachs feel like a king! Yeeeessss!
Where I am every restaurant has a kitchen full of hard working Sri Lankans. When I visited France I noticed a lot of Sri Lankan cooks too.
Wonderful Weather We’re Having Huh?
Most people don't realize that practically every home kitchen would fail an inspection. It is not as easy as it sounds.
It's literally, everywhere you eat. Don't be naïve.
Load More Replies...Not 3 wks of mess, but def done that, like Paul Revere riding thru the kitchen. "Psst, health dept.'s here!"
Some health inspectors will first visit the bathroom (pretty obvious when they come in carrying a clipboard) - they can get a general idea of how the kitchen looks based on the condition of the bathroom. That usually gave me enough time - about 3 minutes - to run to the kitchen to tell the cooks. How I found out about the bathroom trick?...the inspector told me as she's sitting at my bar writing up the report.
Still laughing so hard!!! Is my industry a lil twisted? We can't be the only ones trying to survive under extraordinary expectations?
Right- The amount of nightmares I have about Gordon Ramsey showing up unexpectedly. *shudder*
"Back Of House". Funnily enough, I commented giving the meaning half a day before you posted your question.
Load More Replies...Better Than A High School Reunion
I've never been to a high school reunion, but this would be AWESOME. Had at least one fun coworker at every job.
Friend Sent Me This, Thought Of You Boys. Wash Ya Damn Hands And Stay Safe Out There
Every Damn Time...
Heck, I appreciated that. I made almost no money without tips. If I braved the weather, I'm not complaining when customers do too.
Did you ever find it was harder to serve when it was slow versus when it was busy? When it was dead you were tired from just standing around waiting for someone to come in and you made stupid mistakes. When was busy your adrenaline was going and you were Super Server!
Load More Replies...It was pouring down horizontal rain one day, and all the young innocent staff thought for sure that we would be slow. Our manager sighed. I will forever remember now, the dreaded prophecy he spoke: “When it pours outside… they will pour in.”
Well It’s Official, We Cut Ourselves On The Same Day So Now We’re Married By Kitchen Law
Think of the fun you could have had had it been the middle fingers!
Load More Replies...I used to work in a yacht club (as receptionist) that had several restaurants. The amount of young apprentices who would come to me for first aid because they'd literally cut their fingers off was horrifying!
I Mean
I have crappy knife skills and that jar is a permanent fixture in my home
Absolutely. I have fresh garlic bulbs, frozen chopped garlic, tubes of garlic paste, and garlic powder.granules. Whatever I have time and inclination for.
Not just garlic powder, but granulated and sliced (dried) as well. We've got all of that and MORE in our house.
Load More Replies...Agreed. It’s just minced garlic without and additions. I use fresh garlic when I can, but sometimes the frozen one really comes in handy.
Load More Replies...Currently Work In It, Worked As A Line Cook For Years. This Similarity Occured To Me The Other Day
Nothing extraordinary. When you're a shop assistant, customer will blame you for goods that don't work properly. No, madam, I didn't make this effin' pen. No, I didn't it didn't write properly. No, I don't know how to fix it. Yes, I can help you fill in the complaint form. No, I can't give you your money back right now.
(IT person) i more often blame users, but i guess image is still relevant...
Triggered
Damn! That better be the best damn, spontaneous mouth-gasm inducing burger for $17.
I envision undercuts, basic tattoos, and guaged ears. Pretentious af.
Pretentious as hell! And the entire staff is paid less than minimum wage.
Small cafe in my town has this. I just go down the road for the giant $6 burger with fries. Both local. One is affordable
Polishing Myself With A Towel When I Get Out And Rolling Myself Up In My Bed
Closed At 10, And Then This Happens
In more cases than not it's upper management and/or owners who are the root to this, giving them a choice between behaving like this or seeking new employment.
Load More Replies...Several red flags! All those luscious cuts of meat cooked well done???
If the kitchen is closed how come the waiting staff are taking orders? Ridiculous.
US-f****d-up things. In normal countries closing time is closing time, no matter who tf are you, even the owner. At 22:17 in my place, all us are already changed in street-clothes, if we are closing at 22:00.
Yup, and we're sitting at the bar having drinks on the house with the whole staff
Load More Replies...True. They knew that the restaurant closed at ten, but knowing that the manager would probably give in to them, asked if it they could still get something anyway.
Load More Replies..."Don't you know who I am? I know the owner! I'm going to call the police!"
Load More Replies...I'm sure their idea of taste involves spending lots of money.
Load More Replies...What's Your State Or Regional Garbage Food That's Great? Here's Mine
Cardiac arrest wrapped in clogged arteries with mortal obesity as a side dish.
Load More Replies...Googled: "Giant breaded pork tenderloin" sandwich, obtainable in Edinburgh, indiana. https://m.facebook.com/menu/photo/?page_id=238964806858992&menu_image_index=2&ref=page_internal
In central Illinois it's a breaded pork tenderloin sandwich and has been around forever...
Currently Work In It, Worked As A Line Cook For Years. This Similarity Occured To Me The Other Day
I used to do this for days on end in my late teens-early 20s. Fk knows how i survived
Hey, Crabman
You gotta tong those tongs to check if the tongs are tonging properly. It's a rule.
I’m A 16 Year Old Cook, Chef Put Me In Charge Of Butchering, I Was Very Nervous But I’m Getting Pretty Freakin Good
I started part time jobs when i was 15. I don't see the problem here.
Load More Replies...My Cook Is Supposed To Be In Tomorrow At 7am And He Just Woke Up From A Nap. He Thought He Lost His Job
Job Interviews Tend To Be Pretty Silent
Miss It
The Rage. The Rage is our power. It's how we make it through the shift. It's why our food is so good. Love makes you slow, Love makes you nervous. The Rage, the Hate, makes your strong, fast, and confident.
"wow this chicken is amazing, what's your secret?" "Pure unadulterated rage"
Load More Replies...When The Servers Start Flirting
No flirting needed. Restaurants should provide at least one meal per shift to their servers. Heck, they want the servers to know what the food tastes like, right? A shift meal is pretty common. (Or a shift discount, but servers know how to plug in the menu for the cheapest amount anyway.)
I have never worked in a kitchen that did not provide a meal. Should I add that I have never been to America?
food provided. sometimes they have a price limit at crap places.
Load More Replies...I have worked at so many places where they made you pay for everything you ate.
Alisa Was A S**tty Manager
Seems like Wendy's got a hang of hiring sh!tty managers who make their staff walk out.
This Is How My Dish Crew Brought In The New Year
Fancy! I've worked several holidays at restaurants, and I've never seen this nice of a makeshift set up. You go, guys.
This is why Mexican guys know how to cook. This one brought tears.
Restaurant Owners Looking For Cooks Right Now
All My Dishies Know What I’m Talking About
Dish brushes have a scraper on the back of them, that's what the "kick" is for, it's not just styling!
You're right, just checked, Ive never noticed that before!
Load More Replies...Any non-serated knife works, or a razor scraper if you are careful.
Load More Replies...The best tool for removing burnt on s**t from pots and pans is a plastic spoon.
It's Magical, When It Happens
Somebody's Got A Birthday
This whole charade of restaurant staff singing for people who celebrate being one year closer to death is just humiliating. For all parties involved.
How depressing you are, humiliated by others' celebration of you. I celebrate my parents' decision to have me, their support thru the years, making it thru another year, and a diet cheat day.
Load More Replies...Anyone Else?
My ex boyfriend was a chef, I used to make him fish finger sandwiches when he got home from work. To him it was the best food ever!
It's lovely, but also sad that a chef who is cooking all day, isn't allowed to have a meal on the house.
Load More Replies...My exwife keeps asking me why I don’t cook for a living? 1. I am a business executive that pays for your lifestyle. 2. I cook for the love of it and I enjoy opening up culinary delights for my kids. 3. Commercial kitchen life is a bitch and destroys any true passion for food as I have lived with many chefs who never cook for themselves or their families except when entertaining. I love cooking and enjoy it as my hobbie and want to keep it that way
Everyone Needs This Experience
And anyone who manages the business should work in all the shifts at least once!
Start at the bottom and really know the industry whatever field you work in.
That's what a lot of family owned businesses do. Start the kids at the bottom. And then again, some just throw money at their kids and we all know how that ends.
Load More Replies...No one works harder than kitchen porters. So under appreciated and unrespected.
She Uses Hot Water To Defrost Food, And Then Asks Why I Don’t Eat At Work
Microbes start to grow at around 40f. Defrosting meat in warm to hot water accelerates the growth. Then after being portioned, I assume, the meat will be refrigerated again which will allow the Microbes to grow more. If meat starts to cook then it has to finish cooking to kill any growth.
Load More Replies...Can someone explain why? I do this at home all the time, just in smaller amounts
Meat should be defrosted in the fridge or under cold running water in order to keep the meat at 40F or less. If the meat gets warmer, bacteria can start to grow. Letting it sit in water can contaminate the water and possibly spread infection beyond the meat. I often use water bath for a pound or less, or defrost in micro, but that's at home, not in a restaurant.
Load More Replies...Ohhh no!! Way to get closed down when someone is taken to the hospital with salmonella!
Several types of bacteria are anaerobic, meaning they thrive in an environment deprived of oxygen, like wrapped meat.
Load More Replies...I'm Kinda Gonna Miss Mothers Day Breakfast
Me probably tonight and every night in the foreseeable future... I just got moved to 12 hour shifts....12 hour NIGHT shifts. Please send help.
I Love Pulling This Joke
Whenever a BOH coworker comes in a date to dine. Keep bringing them plates of edible bullsh*t. Chef to table style. Let it pile up in front of them until they have at least 6 plates of miso mayo and peanuts. Every plate must look good but make 0 sense. Explain nothing.
Back of House. Like the kitchen crew. FOH is Front of House, servers, hosts, bartenders
Load More Replies...Industry Stuff
They’ve Kept Us Alive Really
The mason jar was my mother's generation, WWI babies. My generation is the toaster oven - I remember how excited I was when I got my own.
Seriously Worried About You Guys
Only Needs Changing When You Have 10 Other Things Going On
Oh i used to hate them. It always happens when you are busy. Nobody wants to do it, so i have to do it. And i am just the dishwasher and the dishes are coming in faster than the machine can work! And the cooks are sending all their scorched pots and all of them must be scrubbed! And you are falling behind in your work!
Load More Replies...It's The Fry Trays For Me
All Our Hard Work, Ruined
Try cooking yourself next time. Saves you money and it's better for your health.
While There Is A Lower Class, I Am In It
Discovered this in college; still the best way to get tunes in a pinch.
Load More Replies...I Don't Want To Be Here Anymore Today
if something like that happen to me taking a picture would be the last thing i'd do
it might be to show employer that it spilled, not missing in a future stock take perhaps.
Load More Replies...A Constant Lather
560 Pounds Of Chicken I Butterflied This Morning, Where My Prep Cook Homies At?
All that raw chicken is inside a walk-in refrigerator and not just sitting in the kitchen, right? RIGHT???
They probably took it out of the freezer for a minute or so to take the pic
Load More Replies...We Do Like 8-10x Normal Business On “Nice Days”
Look at the bright side: More customers is more tips!!!! You might even make a liveable wage this weekend. /S
after the first half dozen I gave up, since NONE were "industry secrets" the headline promised
My youngest sister runs her own cake company, it's not even a year old yet. She has been awarded a 5 on the food hygiene certificate. The highest rating. So proud of her!
As a former boh employee... I would like to just say... Fuque if you know a place is closing and still try to get food.
Great article! I always wanted to be a chef, but I didn't have the stamina for it. Plus I wasn't keen on the shitty wages.
after the first half dozen I gave up, since NONE were "industry secrets" the headline promised
My youngest sister runs her own cake company, it's not even a year old yet. She has been awarded a 5 on the food hygiene certificate. The highest rating. So proud of her!
As a former boh employee... I would like to just say... Fuque if you know a place is closing and still try to get food.
Great article! I always wanted to be a chef, but I didn't have the stamina for it. Plus I wasn't keen on the shitty wages.
