112 Server Memes That Anyone Who Has Worked In Restaurants Might Find Painfully Relatable

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I retired at 57, its ok to hate me.

If everyone would do others job for a day, that would be enough to change the world.

NO WAY. You asked for extra cheese and they gave you too much cheese? GTFOH.

Excellent! 5* for this place!

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This should apply to anyone who's worked in retail.

I would like to apply for this position

It took me like 10 years of living in the US before I was brave enough to try biscuits and gravy. I am so happy I don't live in the south, because if I had access to good biscuits and gravy on the regular, I would probably weigh 2,000 pounds.

Some lady once complained that our pork was "too porky." Like, w*f?

Also for servers. It does work.

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Good one.

I love when I spend 20 minutes making desserts and they say "Oh you know, just make them to go."

Easy peasy, Bacardi Breezee.

I'm sorry if you're all tired of my comments. I had a table once who had 5 year old twins running around. I, of course, can't say anything. We had a huge sign on a metal board advertising something and the kids smacked right into it. The mom yelled at me for having something out that could hurt her kids.

Take your filthy hands off Dame Judy Dench!

Just so everyone knows. there are no more Karens. What we have now are Donalds!

Chris Elliott Scary Movie 2 reference?

ok whoever is responsible for this with the E and the R needs to go to jail

I want a reality in which people of the LAND OF THE FREEEEE can work salaried jobs

And I can't wait to do it...

I have PTSD nightmares of this

I still have nightmares about this!

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People want more permanent hours, not to be messaged the night before what they expected to be a day off because most people make plans for their days off.

That glow is my soul leaving my body.

that, my friend is a mans pan........

Well, I never got my condo in the Virgin Islands either....

Can we also train people not to ask just 1 when you are dining alone?

Yep, sounds about right. I love working overnights, one time I had an upset guest demanding a supervisor and I was able to walk into the office and put my supervisor blazer on and return to the front desk as the supervisor after I had just told them that I was the only supervisor available until the hotel manager came back after 9am. Guest was not very happy with my pettiness and walked away. 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Both are rare?

Two adults and any amount of kids on a Sunday morning. Cake non withstanding.

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As a former waitress,if I cannot tip I feel absolutely awful about it ⁰i ask them when they are working next and I always come back and tip them double what I should have that day

If your ambition is to keep your BMI over 40, we've got just the thing for YOU!

Personal Pan pizzas in the 80's were delicious! That crust!!!

I mean, you can. However, it will take me 15 minutes to split them, then another 30 minutes to cash them all out separately.

I can't understand this meme at all, but the bottom row is hilarious!

Come on, cheeses. Dance or something!

I eat mine blue anything else is shoe leather

Lol

I've noticed the opposite, mostly in all-you-can-eat restaurants here. "Have been eaten with us before?" "No, but I'm reasonably familiar with the concept of acquiring and ingesting food..."

I gave up on this one a loooooong time ago.

That's why boxers promote the Seizure Palace

Or just because people really do suck and are proud to show you why

Some of the funnest nights I'll never remember started as going out for A beer!

Absolutely.

Good thinkin!

True Story!

I prefer busy... Time flies when ur having fun!

Do you pronounce it "Lasana" or "Lasania". See, that's what the G is for. You're welcome. 🙄

Like a true smelly rancid t**d.

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"Hi my name is-" Water!

God, the day I had six tables sit down all at the same time. Go to the first one. "We haven't decided yet." Second, ditto. Third, ditto. Fourth, ditto. Fifth, ditto. Sixth, ditto. Back to the first table. "Why did you leave? We wanted to order!" Taking order. Second table: "We want to order now!"

It's even better when they move all those dishes to a clean table and then complain because "their" table isn't wiped down yet.

If you can draw dinos like that you deserve to become a well-paid artist

Whenever I'm training someone who hasn't worked in a restaurant before I always let them know that 'all chefs seem like as*holes' and not to take it personally. Everyone that works in a restaurant will scream at a coworker and give minutes later be joking around with them.

ALWAYS get the kitchen folks drink. Especially in the summer! It's busy, hot, and they will go easy on you when you f*ck up.

Might be easier just to assume they suck ahead of time so you won't be disappointed. And people like this are the reason why some places ad the tip in already.

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i know people love to say that restaurant owners should pay their servers more, and I don't disagree, but until that happens OP is right. If you can't afford to tip your server then stay at home. By not tipping you are only punishing the person who can least afford it, and who had the least amount of control over the situation.

I loved closing because I owned the night

If you stare at this picture long enough, this guy starts to look like Bill Maher.