January blues have been hitting hard lately. Maybe it’s the post-holiday crash, the lack of vitamin D, or the existential dread that comes with the start of the new year, but my energy feels completely drained. Ugh.
However, there is one thing that always manages to make me feel better with minimal effort—memes.
So if you’re in the same boat, you’ll probably appreciate this collection of funny pics from the Instagram page Memes Point. They’re relatable, hilarious, and random enough to cover just about everything—perfect for a much-needed laugh. Enjoy!
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And then there's the cashier asking during checkout, "Did you find everything today?" No, but I'm not going to go into it. Besides, what's she/he going to do if I say no??
one time when i was younger and i was with my mom at the store we literally spent an hour there just ¨Looking for smth¨
Happened to me today, in a way. The "special" reunion show that wraps up a couple of story lines wasn't available on the streaming site. What the heck?!!
Fringe season 5. 1-4 were like 24 episodes each, 5 was 13 i think because they ran out of money.
My ADHD a*s except it's mostly several paragraphs, especially when I'm reading texts for uni
I hate to admit how often this happens. I've never figured out what I'm doing wrong.
Nothing. The technology in your eyes and brain is just more advanced.
Load More Replies...I always say something absurd when young people "complain" about aches and pains. Example: Them: "My leg is sore from working out". Me: "You're too young to have a leg!" My mom did it to me and I am obligated by law to do it to mine.
For those curious, this happens because falling asleep, apparently, registers to the brain in much the same way as dying does. So the brain does this jerk thing to make certain that you're still alive.
I had a saying years ago that I polished off and use again now: when you have low expectations, you're rarely disappointed".
That's nice, but the line and I treasure it from the moment I found it is "I have such low expectations and I am so frequently disappointed."
Load More Replies...Every time another catastrophe comes along I just kind of react with "oh". I've officially reached the stage where I just really do not care any more.
I once heard an interview with president of some national pessimism society (can't remember the exact name or his name either - it was years ago) and I remember he said, "The good thing about being a pessimist is 90% of the time you're right and the other 10% of the time you're pleasantly surprised."
It's 99% right and 1% pleasantly surprised. And they call themselves a pessimist.
Load More Replies...With those red eyes, you're either allergic to your bed or you did NOT get a suspicious amount of sleep
That's when you stand there and peer around the room, hoping something will restart your brain.
I do that when I have to use the computer for something. By the time it boots and is ready, I've forgotten why I turned it on. I feel like a total airhead when that happens.
Load More Replies...This is why we invented the phrase: "If I've forgotten it, it can't be that important." Disclaimer. This phrase has frequently been the prelude to death, severe injury and other life changing disasters.
Why can’t I pull my blanket up?! Oh, because it’s caught under my fat butt…
What kind of friction your body has that you have to pull that hard? XD
I split my own lip once when half asleep, trying to pull my blanket out from under my dog’s large heavy butt. I was cussing & bleeding all over the front of my pajamas and he didn’t even bother to wake up, just continued to snore like a chainsaw…the same dog who immediately wakes up out of a dead sleep if he hears the slightest crinkle of a snack wrapper or someone opening the refrigerator..
Load More Replies...Much more frequent IIRC is the leaning tower of b***h slap, where you wake to notice your forearm is sticking straight up in the air and are somehow unable to prevent it slamming your hand down with considerable force on your own face.
I keep one laptop on the left side of the bed. One day I grabbed the keyboard and rather than pulling it into a position on my chest I could type with, it continued right on the path I'd set it and slammed corner first into my mouth. I'm the only one I know who has ever done this.
No, because clowns are terrifying, not life brightening.
Load More Replies...At this point I've resorted to telling my friends I'm half deaf whenever I need them to repeat something
I highly recommend this to anyone who feels like they've been walked over or neglected it fun to watch people become surprised when you treat them as they treat you
Sounds like every day at my last job... The stunned, and also rather offended reaction I got when I simply stood up for myself against one very toxic person's insults was priceless. I think that may have been the point where she started behaving like I was literally invisible 🤔
Or grimmer? If that's a word? If not, it is now!... Having an eye infection and using prescription eyedrops three times a day... Because your eyes, nose and mouth are all kinda connected via inner tubes? Look away now if you're squeamish!....... The drops cause you to get a lot of snot in your skull nasal cavity and... You can feel it coming out when you pull out a long "string" of snot out of your nose!!! 🥺
Oh tellement vrai ça, des dizaines de relectures de certaines pages car tu n'est pas concentré !!!
Load More Replies...Ahhh reminds me of the days when I thought that keeping things to your self was a suggestion and not a rule
I blocked out my "LOL, sO rAnDoM" phase until a former classmate messaged me on Facebook and I was forced to confront who I was 19 years ago.
Load More Replies...Seeing old conversations, or in my case, remembering actual physical conversations where I overshared. It took me many more years than it should have, to learn that sometimes it's better to just be in the moment and not try to always say what you're thinking or feeling. In fact, I'm still learning to do it.
Yeah the rule is never say anything, like that scene in maybe Bull Durham where the player expalins you never say anything except the dullest cliches in any interview. Never say anything. Also, never do anything. Finally, don't give up hope. Death comes soon enough.
Never happened to me because I'm always perfectly turned out. Either that or I have horrible taste and am totally lacking in self-awareness. The smart money is on the second sentence.
Make sure you put the shoes on. It can be the difference from hating it to making it.
I'm concerned about how they know our name and we don't know theirs when they're the one with the nametag?
Load More Replies...My best buddy in high school was very nearsighted but refused to wear glasses, so he often couldn't recognize people by face. Rather than call different people by different nicknames all the time, he called everybody by the same nickname but changed what nickname that was from day to day. So one day it would be hey bro, the next it would be 'sup Coz. His favorite was Brew. "Yo, brew, what's goin on?" I would also advocate for "brew" as a friendly term of address. After all, it has good associations.
i used to know everyones name but no one knew me thats why i did not have any friends in kinder also because ppl were racsist to me in kinder.. :-(
Never my problem because what I'm going to watch while I eat occupies what passes for my brain 100% of the time from the moment I wake until I actually eat--well, that and what I"m going to eat. My problem is that my job fails to make due allowances for this.
I have already told my bf that at my funeral I only want poppies on my coffin AND they have to have a popcorn machine and hand out popcorn to all the people attenting my funeral. Perhaps, when I'm in my 50s I'll decide on what songs to be played/sung. Buuuut it may just end up being that they have to hire my fav death metal band to sing a few tunes. 😄
Mentally conditioning yourself to accept the inevitable before it happens. Sadly, I've been doing this about my mom for years while 60 years of smoking takes its toll... I don't know if it's a valid strategy, but I know when the time comes I'll probably be able to numb myself long enough to maintain composure in public, if nothing else.
This picture gave me instant anxiety and I started trying to figure out how the sheep would get back to safety.
32 feet per second per second. The bad news is that safety only begins being safe after impact, if you live to tell the tale.
Load More Replies...Not all my problems. Just you. Also, please speak more softly. Otherwise I'll have to turn the volume up past ear-friendly listening levels.
It's annoying when you wake up with sleep wrinkles on your face and need to head out the door right away. But you can't because the sleep wrinkles are still there.
when its that time of the month and you and bae spend some quality time together
I was going to do it at 8....it's 8:03 now, guess I have to do it at 9
And then they disapeer and you cant remember it then the smell goes away then your parinoed for the rest or the day
And then promptly mis-tell the joke out loud (and feel the judgement). Ugh.
this is why I wake up 30-40 minutes early. I had to convince myself to get out of bed this morning. Only took 37 minutes
And you still made the wrong decision. I'm retired now. My big screen cycles into clock mode about every 10 seconds. So it takes me say 15 seconds to see and interpret the clock...well it was 6, then 7:30, then 9, then 10:15 and now 11. Then it takes me another five seconds to fall asleep again. My god this is life.
Load More Replies...When you go to bed trying to remember the name of a character in a film, then in the middle of the night sit bolt upright and shout "Lurkalot!" It's fine, Mr Auntriarch has recovered from the experience.
Sadly, this happens more than I like and I'd usually prefer to be wrong.
Well im supose to be productive right know bbbuuuuuttttt bbbbbbuuuuutttttt
omg I have a med i tale in the .morning that starts dissolving as soon as it goes into my mouth. it's so hard to swallow sometimes because the taste makes me wanna gag. always gives me shivers after I swallow it finally lol
Oh my god I always had this with my dad. Most memorable at the moment is the time I said I didn't want to go to the post office with him because it always took like 40 minutes just to get through the line and he would always say 'no it's less than 15 minutes, you're just impatient'. So once, when he said I had to come with him (I was a teenager, why couldn't I stay home?) because it would only take 10 minutes, I timed it. 1hr 13 minutes waiting in a line that stretched out the door and past several shops, as usual.
Load More Replies...The jackpot is when it survived the ravening monster known as you by sticking to your sandwich, and now there's a little congealed cheese on it.
Hi. I just wanted to say I love you alll. There is a person who is grateful that you are here. I wish I could talk to you guys in person. I hope someone sees you and gets you the help you need.
I think it's bull S H I T that BP is asking people to pay to get access to all the posts. Don't they generate enough money with all the ads on here? I used to really enjoy BP a lot. Not so much anymore. Just a matter of time before all of BP is behind a paywall.
And now they took away easy access to notifications??? As if we're gonna help generate value for their shít business if they remove everything that made the website worthwhile?????
Load More Replies...I think it's bull S H I T that BP is asking people to pay to get access to all the posts. Don't they generate enough money with all the ads on here? I used to really enjoy BP a lot. Not so much anymore. Just a matter of time before all of BP is behind a paywall.
And now they took away easy access to notifications??? As if we're gonna help generate value for their shít business if they remove everything that made the website worthwhile?????
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