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For those of you who don't already know, today is International Women's Day, so we thought we'd honor the occasion by bringing you this hilarious list of tweets that many women are sure to relate to. Compiled by Bored Panda, the funny and witty collection spans everything from relationships, fashion, and periods, to life, love, and everything in-between. You don't need to be a woman to find them funny, but they're sure to make you laugh if you are. Don't forget to vote for the best, and happy International Women's Day!

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"When your legs don't work like they used to before, and I can't sweep you off of your feet, I will give you my tennis shoes girl, and I will walk in my socks on the street, cuz darlin' I will be loving you, until were 70"

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Roxanne Hughes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But when we're 70, no more love for you! Always thought it should be "when" not "til"!

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are still gentlemen today, and chivalry is still alive and well.

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am resisting my horrible correctional urge to explain why being courteous towards women is not what chivalry was. I'm sorry.

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Mary Marty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a man, what a man, what a man, What a mighty good man He's a mighty mighty good man What a man, what a man, what a man,…

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Pualani Dalton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like her heels broke, or am I just crazy? It looks like it separated :)

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Tanvir Ahmad
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just don't get the point , why would someone buy shoes that are not comfortable in the first place.

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Bibek Sharma
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7 years ago

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This was in order to avoid listening to the continuous complain of how her feet hurts. He is smart to make her shut up at least.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look closely the heel on one of the shoes is broken! So that was a nice thing for him to do! Don't be so quick to judge!

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also the pic on the right represents is the unsolicited "selfie" he thinks every chick wants to see but really doesn't.

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not certain if that kid is exuding confidence or trying to exuding the fact that she has a diabolical plan for that bird.

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminded me of the airport in Beijing. At the security control, female officers were checking female passingers, and male males.

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or: When you suddenly remember you have to hang your clothes out of the laundry.

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Lucie Pelčáková
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did the same and it's the best thing you can do. I really can't believe how expensive chokers are when in reality you can make them yourself for such a litte price.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When did you realise that "diet" is just "die" with a "t " ?

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I can relate. I'm not mad I was forced to slam on my breaks, i'm just mad my s**t is on the floor and i probably won't find my chapstick until I sell the car.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got to show this to my wife..... if you don't hear from me tomorrow, call the Police!

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To which you proceed to say "I just think its funny how....." and he gets hit with a s**t storm of c**p you've been holding in for the last 3 mos.

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E Menendez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone would look like that without photoshop. Particularly if it fits and won't fall off.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When u have the perfect outfit and then you realize you don't fit into those jeans anymore

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Grace Bohmer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chocolate is actual a good exfoliant but how would waste chocolate on their face

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Michel M. Prins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men who say such things probably have never opened a biology book.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

problem is woman still buy those magazine! if they stop buying it they'll stop. they just do want the client want.

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Suzi Ra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the first time I've ever seen the "female" version of a product being cheaper than the "male" version.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True when women say it too! I hate when girls say that, or a guy says it to me. Like what am I? A velociraptor?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too carry a fork around. You just never know when someone might drop a perfect plate of spaghetti

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have done this more than I care to admit after responding "I'm almost ready"

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Roo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to lay you down in a bed of roses For tonight I sleep on a bed of nails... hehe

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Katinka Min
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like a WASP version of 'The Ring' (And where the hell is the rest of her body???)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: "How can I help you today?" Customer: "good thanks, how are you?" Me: "...yeah, good thanks. How can I help you today?"

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