For those of you who don't already know, today is International Women's Day, so we thought we'd honor the occasion by bringing you this hilarious list of tweets that many women are sure to relate to. Compiled by Bored Panda, the funny and witty collection spans everything from relationships, fashion, and periods, to life, love, and everything in-between. You don't need to be a woman to find them funny, but they're sure to make you laugh if you are. Don't forget to vote for the best, and happy International Women's Day!

#1

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

"When your legs don't work like they used to before, and I can't sweep you off of your feet, I will give you my tennis shoes girl, and I will walk in my socks on the street, cuz darlin' I will be loving you, until were 70"

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#2

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Juana 2 years ago

Haha love it! Food looks yummy too.

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#3

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

also the pic on the right represents is the unsolicited "selfie" he thinks every chick wants to see but really doesn't.

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#4

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Kjorn 2 years ago

you can scratch your feets without bending over

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#5

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I'm not certain if that kid is exuding confidence or trying to exuding the fact that she has a diabolical plan for that bird.

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#6

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Daria B 2 years ago

This reminded me of the airport in Beijing. At the security control, female officers were checking female passingers, and male males.

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#7

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Louiiiise 2 years ago

I'm hearing Barry White. (Again, thanks bored panda)

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#8

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Daria B 2 years ago

Or: When you suddenly remember you have to hang your clothes out of the laundry.

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#9

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Lucie Pelčáková 2 years ago

I did the same and it's the best thing you can do. I really can't believe how expensive chokers are when in reality you can make them yourself for such a litte price.

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#10

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

10 minutes????....If only I had that much willpower....

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#11

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Suzanne Lee Rouland 2 years ago

As they say - size doesn't matter

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#12

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

lol I can relate. I'm not mad I was forced to slam on my breaks, i'm just mad my shit is on the floor and i probably won't find my chapstick until I sell the car.

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#13

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Samantha 2 years ago

I want to be reincarnated as a sloth....

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#15

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Stille20 2 years ago

All clothing purchased on amazon

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#16

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

I got to show this to my wife..... if you don't hear from me tomorrow, call the Police!

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#17

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tara hasani 2 years ago

this is a universal code !!! i wonder if guys have a code too !!

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#18

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Lilya 2 years ago

OMG ITS A CORGI THEIR SO BEAUTIFUL GODDAMMIT..

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#19

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

To which you proceed to say "I just think its funny how....." and he gets hit with a shit storm of crap you've been holding in for the last 3 mos.

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#20

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tara hasani 2 years ago

all i can think is that your mom wanted golden leggings !!!!!

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#21

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Alisa Biclesanu 2 years ago

😬

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#22

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Lilya 2 years ago

SAME. NOBODY EVER LISTENS.

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#23

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Mick and Lee 2 years ago

Kitty hangover after a night of catnip beer.

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#24

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

Jesus!!...Frightened the life out of me!!!... ( Give him the ring...For god's sake!! )

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#25

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Kat Blak 2 years ago

OMG THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

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Lorraine 2 years ago

Ugh so cuteeeee

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#27

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Lorraine 2 years ago

"Just a little off the bottom"

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#28

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E Menendez 2 years ago

Everyone would look like that without photoshop. Particularly if it fits and won't fall off.

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#29

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Kjorn 2 years ago

was it good?

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#30

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Ironcat_xox 2 years ago

When u have the perfect outfit and then you realize you don't fit into those jeans anymore

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#31

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Lilya 2 years ago

SAME.

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#32

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Grace Bohmer 2 years ago

chocolate is actual a good exfoliant but how would waste chocolate on their face

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#33

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Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Men who say such things probably have never opened a biology book.

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#34

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I just have 1 big one.

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#35

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Flora Polvado 2 years ago

Well, yeah.

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#36

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PurpleUnicorn 2 years ago

Stop it before you make me cross! Too late, you're already cross!

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#37

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rakuninaru 2 years ago

hahaha LOL

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#38

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I got 99 problems but eating in front of people aint one

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#39

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Anna Brown 2 years ago

Hahaha! 😂

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#40

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Pandykinz 2 years ago

I would definitely be the one on the left!

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#41

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Just a Purpler 2 years ago

My legs feel weird now

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#42

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Kjorn 2 years ago

problem is woman still buy those magazine! if they stop buying it they'll stop. they just do want the client want.

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#43

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Kjorn 2 years ago

cute either way

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#44

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

That`s why I have short hair.

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#45

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Suzi Ra 2 years ago

This is the first time I've ever seen the "female" version of a product being cheaper than the "male" version.

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#46

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Flora Polvado 2 years ago

Hey, a lot goes into creating a quality bubble bath.

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#47

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

this hides a very interesting story.....

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#48

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Stille20 2 years ago

True when women say it too! I hate when girls say that, or a guy says it to me. Like what am I? A velociraptor?

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#49

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Just a Purpler 2 years ago

I too carry a fork around. You just never know when someone might drop a perfect plate of spaghetti

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#50

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PurpleUnicorn 2 years ago

Another reason I don't use the stuff...

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#51

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Joshua Hernandez 2 years ago

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#52

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Rickey Jones 2 years ago

I need a guys size of that shirt!

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#53

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AcousticGString 2 years ago

I have done this more than I care to admit after responding "I'm almost ready"

#54

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Olivia W 2 years ago

stg this is me on every level

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#55

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Marie-Malandel Guerin 2 years ago

Your mom looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

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#56

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Kjorn 2 years ago

so it's ok for a woman to hit a guy?

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#57

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Pi... 2 years ago

"Wanna know my secret? I'm NEVER empty"

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Kuraija Meni 2 years ago

So that's where you use that fork from the bag.

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#60

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Roo 2 years ago

I want to lay you down in a bed of roses For tonight I sleep on a bed of nails... hehe

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#61

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Rosemarie Johnson 2 years ago

Yep.

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#62

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Lena Sterling 2 years ago

Definatly not!

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#63

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

I love them.

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#64

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Olivia W 2 years ago

Doesn't this apply to both genders?

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#65

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Katinka Min 2 years ago

This looks like a WASP version of 'The Ring' (And where the hell is the rest of her body???)

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#66

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Zori the degu 2 years ago

Shut up!

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#67

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Just a Purpler 2 years ago

This is beautiful :')

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#68

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

Me: "How can I help you today?" Customer: "good thanks, how are you?" Me: "...yeah, good thanks. How can I help you today?"

#69

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C. Wang 2 years ago

the only thing I can focus on is how low her battery is at

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#70

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

If it was so simple....

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#71

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Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

Me: "Me NOT drinking is bad for YOU"

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#73

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rakuninaru 2 years ago

hahaha

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Maddie McBride 2 years ago

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

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#75

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Diana CrunChewy Watson 2 years ago

I had to Google what Sephora is.

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PurpleUnicorn 2 years ago

Yuk

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#79

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Luis Eres 2 years ago

How you doin??? ;)

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