For those of you who don't already know, today is International Women's Day, so we thought we'd honor the occasion by bringing you this hilarious list of tweets that many women are sure to relate to. Compiled by Bored Panda, the funny and witty collection spans everything from relationships, fashion, and periods, to life, love, and everything in-between. You don't need to be a woman to find them funny, but they're sure to make you laugh if you are. Don't forget to vote for the best, and happy International Women's Day!
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"When your legs don't work like they used to before, and I can't sweep you off of your feet, I will give you my tennis shoes girl, and I will walk in my socks on the street, cuz darlin' I will be loving you, until were 70"
also the pic on the right represents is the unsolicited "selfie" he thinks every chick wants to see but really doesn't.
I'm not certain if that kid is exuding confidence or trying to exuding the fact that she has a diabolical plan for that bird.
I did the same and it's the best thing you can do. I really can't believe how expensive chokers are when in reality you can make them yourself for such a litte price.
lol I can relate. I'm not mad I was forced to slam on my breaks, i'm just mad my s**t is on the floor and i probably won't find my chapstick until I sell the car.
I got to show this to my wife..... if you don't hear from me tomorrow, call the Police!
To which you proceed to say "I just think its funny how....." and he gets hit with a s**t storm of c**p you've been holding in for the last 3 mos.
Everyone would look like that without photoshop. Particularly if it fits and won't fall off.
When u have the perfect outfit and then you realize you don't fit into those jeans anymore
chocolate is actual a good exfoliant but how would waste chocolate on their face
Men who say such things probably have never opened a biology book.
I too carry a fork around. You just never know when someone might drop a perfect plate of spaghetti
I have done this more than I care to admit after responding "I'm almost ready"
This looks like a WASP version of 'The Ring' (And where the hell is the rest of her body???)
Me: "How can I help you today?" Customer: "good thanks, how are you?" Me: "...yeah, good thanks. How can I help you today?"
Some of these are horrifyingly vapid to be considered statements of womanhood
Some of these are horrifyingly vapid to be considered statements of womanhood
