For those of you who don't already know, today is International Women's Day, so we thought we'd honor the occasion by bringing you this hilarious list of tweets that many women are sure to relate to. Compiled by Bored Panda, the funny and witty collection spans everything from relationships, fashion, and periods, to life, love, and everything in-between. You don't need to be a woman to find them funny, but they're sure to make you laugh if you are. Don't forget to vote for the best, and happy International Women's Day!

#1

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"When your legs don't work like they used to before, and I can't sweep you off of your feet, I will give you my tennis shoes girl, and I will walk in my socks on the street, cuz darlin' I will be loving you, until were 70"

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#2

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Juana
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha love it! Food looks yummy too.

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#3

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also the pic on the right represents is the unsolicited "selfie" he thinks every chick wants to see but really doesn't.

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#4

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can scratch your feets without bending over

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#5

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not certain if that kid is exuding confidence or trying to exuding the fact that she has a diabolical plan for that bird.

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#6

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminded me of the airport in Beijing. At the security control, female officers were checking female passingers, and male males.

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#7

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Louiiiise
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm hearing Barry White. (Again, thanks bored panda)

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#8

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Daria B
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or: When you suddenly remember you have to hang your clothes out of the laundry.

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#9

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Lucie Pelčáková
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did the same and it's the best thing you can do. I really can't believe how expensive chokers are when in reality you can make them yourself for such a litte price.

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#10

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Magpie
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When did you realise that "diet" is just "die" with a "t " ?

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#12

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I can relate. I'm not mad I was forced to slam on my breaks, i'm just mad my shit is on the floor and i probably won't find my chapstick until I sell the car.

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#13

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#15

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#16

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ADHORTATOR
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got to show this to my wife..... if you don't hear from me tomorrow, call the Police!

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#17

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tara hasani
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is a universal code !!! i wonder if guys have a code too !!

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#18

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Lilya
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG ITS A CORGI THEIR SO BEAUTIFUL GODDAMMIT..

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#19

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To which you proceed to say "I just think its funny how....." and he gets hit with a shit storm of crap you've been holding in for the last 3 mos.

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#20

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tara hasani
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all i can think is that your mom wanted golden leggings !!!!!

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#21

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Inga Kivlane
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's walking on tip toes) beautiful legs tho

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#22

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#23

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Mick and Lee
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kitty hangover after a night of catnip beer.

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#25

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#28

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E Menendez
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone would look like that without photoshop. Particularly if it fits and won't fall off.

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#30

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Ironcat_xox
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When u have the perfect outfit and then you realize you don't fit into those jeans anymore

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#32

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Grace Bohmer
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chocolate is actual a good exfoliant but how would waste chocolate on their face

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#33

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Michel M. Prins
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men who say such things probably have never opened a biology book.

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#36

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PurpleUnicorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop it before you make me cross! Too late, you're already cross!

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#38

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Amanda Panda
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got 99 problems but eating in front of people aint one

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#40

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#42

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

problem is woman still buy those magazine! if they stop buying it they'll stop. they just do want the client want.

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#45

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Suzi Ra
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the first time I've ever seen the "female" version of a product being cheaper than the "male" version.

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#46

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#48

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Stille20
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True when women say it too! I hate when girls say that, or a guy says it to me. Like what am I? A velociraptor?

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#49

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Just a Purpler
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too carry a fork around. You just never know when someone might drop a perfect plate of spaghetti

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#53

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AcousticGString
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have done this more than I care to admit after responding "I'm almost ready"

#54

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