Each of us has specific standards for the quality and degree of service we want when going out to eat. However, just as the restaurant can have a variety of high-level qualities, there are some warning signs that can point to a poor eating experience or even serious health risks. Paying attention to details before and during the dining experience can help you spot warnings, which can be anything from bad food conditions to poor customer service or generally terrible food. Every time we go to a restaurant, we want to guarantee a safe and enjoyable dining experience by being aware of and avoiding these warning signs.
The red flags that indicate you are in not the best restaurant were recently discussed in this online group on Reddit. Here you can find 34 of the most liked ones we've gathered for you, and feel free to comment with your thoughts and the considerations you make when dining out!
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Ethnic restaurant with no customers of that ethnicity in a town with a large population of that ethnicity.
It's supposed to be a talking point, but no one comes in to ask about it because no one talks about the elephant in the room
Load More Replies...There's a place down the road from us that has the largest population of South Korean's outside of South Korea. You can tell the awful restaurants as there are no Koreans in them.
Yep. Want good Mexican food? Drive around and see where the Mexicans are eating. We found a few really good places when we moved to Springfield, OR by doing this.
If you smell freshly popped popcorn, but they don't serve popcorn, they have a cockroach infestation. The smell is the result of a potent insecticide and dead roaches.
You can avoid this issue by only patronizing places that have popcorn. Of course, I could think this because I love popcorn and think everyone should serve it.
Good to know - but what if they have that smell at a movie theatre and the popcorn is stale - so how do you know which is which!!!!???
Long menu. Pages and pages of food that doesn’t really make sense or go together
Cool pic, the woman looks like she's floating above the floor. She must be sitting on a stool or something.
Chicken, pork, beef, game. Each double page menu. Same sauce or name, just different meat.
I like variety :) not just a few things. Then again when it comes to food, I'm not hard to please...
The very moment Gordon Ramsay appears and calls the employees f*****g donkeys
From what I read, it's just for TV show, once camera off, he's quite nice person. And also certain amount of British humour and attitude is involved.
I’ve heard this. His body language when he’s giving it the large one suggests someone who is uncomfortable with getting in people’s faces. I’ve also heard his employees think really well of him
Load More Replies...I would be calling everybody donkeys if my tshirts were that tight. The pressure must be immense.
They do...but it's the mindset of, "I went through it. You have to, too."...and sooooo much machismo.
Load More Replies...Agreed. Anyone who perpetuates berating and other bullying behavior in the workplace shouldn't be celebrated.
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A dirty bathroom means a dirty kitchen.
The restaurant isn't even busy but they take ages to serve you, and when they finally do they seem reluctant.
I swear there are several money laundering establishments in my town. I’ve never, ever seen any customers in there yet they are in business for years and years while even popular places all around are closing down.
Load More Replies...I have walked out before when food still hasn't appeared in an hour after ordering.
If it smells like fish. Even fish-selling restaurants (the good ones) aren’t supposed to smell fishy. No pun intended.
The smell of fish comes from the bacteria that is associated from rotting fish
On the flip side - if you ask the server “Is the fish fishy?”, what we hear is “I know that I like some kinds of fish and I don’t like other kinds of fish, but I have no clue about their names or which is which at this point, and I am hoping you can tell me, but since you don’t have access to the inner workings of my brain and don’t know where I’m drawing the line between good fish and bad fish, this is all just a dumb game where I demand you help me, but really you can’t, and that’s no one’s fault, and I’ll probably order a fish dish that I will send back and will impact your tips at the end of the night, and if I had a clue I would just order the chicken.”
Sushi, pizza, AND burritos are ALL on the menu.
I worked at a restaurant like this. One day, I asked the owner, "Seriously, what are we?" She did not like that.
I know someone who owns a seafood/burger place (it's called Cowfish, and I would recommend if you're visiting Raleigh, North Carolina) but that's just kind of the culture of my state lol
That’s just surf and turf though, not a weird mash up of disparate things.
Load More Replies...Gosh yeah, I hate those places , especially when they throw all Asia as one on the menu and to finish of Fries...
What if I'm in the mood for a sushi pizza rolled into a burrito. What then?
This is just an excuse for content and ad sales. Nothing wrong with the menu, many pizza shops and restaurants bring in Sushi from elsewhere. BocaShuk.com
my favorite restaurant does this but fortunately they just outsource the sushi to the restaurant down the hall in the mall which specialises.
Dirty floor, if they can’t keep the floor clean, they aren’t cleaning the important stuff.
Also, dirty floors are just nasty, even if they’re cleaning everything else.
I feel like this depends on the type of restaurant, time of day and weather. If it's the sort of restaurant that gets a lot of foot traffic (more takeaway than dine in) it's not unusual for the floor to get dirty around rush times (lunch or dinner) and even more so if it's been raining. You could of course argue that they should take time out to mop it, but at peak it's inconvenient.
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If it’s a restaurant that tries to act like it’s upscale and yet hires a bunch of teenagers to work in the kitchen or front of house. Speaking from personal experience as a past server.
Massively disagree on this, I went to a 3* Michelin restaurant, turned up 10 minutes before service started, there was a staff huddle in the car park, service staff mainly, all late teens early 20's, did a massive group high 5 on the end of it, good to see that level of teamwork and not something I'd seen before.They were all impeccable and the service was excellent (their boss has won many, many awards), an utter credit to their employer and themselves.
This is a really good point. Because people of any age who are serious about the restaurant business will work their butts off for a Michelin star chef/ restaurant and be very professional. Maybe OP truly only means you can tell when a place "tries to act" upscale?
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Very often the better the location, the worse the restaurant. If there’s an amazing view, they don’t need to make good food to fill tables.
This ! A nice little restaurant in Rome, just accross the street of the Colloseum. Wonderfull view, espetially durring the sunset. Worst pizza I've seen and tasted in my life 😝
Typically yes very true. Especially the ones in beach towns, awful boring food with pretty view. There’s one exception I’ve experienced though and it was in Montenegro. Nice little restaurant on top of the cliffs overlooking the ocean. Absolutely amazing food and beautiful view especially at night.
our coastal "restaurants" outside of capetown are kak, to say the best of them. oven chips, hotdogs, and burgers below macdonald's quality. avoid.
Soooooooooo true. I live in a vacation town, the restaurants down on tourist row are just middle of the road, but cost a fortune
Yes or in big cities , especially Paris - Paris serves good food generally but stay away from Gare du North or St Michelle
The “best restaurant in the world” several times, 3 Michelin stars, 20/20 on another guide, located on the French Riviera he one of the most beautiful view you can imagine. Stop generalizing.
You're talking about the bloody EXCEPTION to the rule, mate. 🙄
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Order something complicated and it comes out immediately.
Beef stew is probably a bad example since they could literally have a pot simmering away ready to ladle out. Same goes for a number of soups, curries etc.
Load More Replies...Order something special that's on the menu, but it comes out plain with none of the signature ingredients. "That's a Ceaser salad!" (no it ain't)
Lots of elderly diners = bland food
Drain smell and/or fruit flies
Staff seem stressed
A really big menu usually means little of it is done well.
Lots of elderly diners doesn't always equal bland food. I've seen plenty of asian (Thai, Vietnamese and Chinese) places with great food and lots of elderly customers. That said, look for diners of the same ethnicity as the food being served. That's usually a good sign.
Bad lighting or sticky tables
I can deal with poor lighting as I'm sensitive to bright light, but can't do sticky tables.
The Sysco truck unloading a pallet of frozen food.
Not necessarily a problem, it could just be fries and onion rings. I also hate to tell everyone but unless you are on the shore and you know the fried seafood is fresh, it's probably from Sysco and it's delicious!
EVERYBODY buys from Sysco. I used to work near a restaurant called Chez Panisse in Berkeley, which was famous for using local, organic food. Even they ordered a few items from Sysco.
If you pay a hefty price for your meal, you don't want frozen.
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In university I went out with some friends and they decided to go to mid-priced restaurant before we caught a film. I was really broke so I feigned not being hungry to excuse the fact that I couldn't order anything. As we were hanging out I noticed a cockroach crawl onto the table and quickly scurry out of sight. That is one of the few times I was happy to be poor.
What's the problem with an innocent roachie, trying to feed on mid-priced meal, for a change? Stop being so judgemental, people 🙄
I don't think the roache was the problem. The problem was he was scurrying off without paying..
Load More Replies...We had a mouse that used to scurry out from the bar after hours. (This was a crumbling 200 year old brick building on the Mississippi River. It's going to happen.) Until one day he got cocky and started doing it in front of guests. I was like, "Dude! We had a deal!"
My high school BF's family LOVED to dine at this particular place that was popular. Dive "bar" type restaurant. Went in with them and saw a long a** line of ants on the ceiling. They couldn't understand why that made me not want to eat there
Freakin' ants get everywhere. It's amazing how far they'll go for like one cornflake or a few grains of sugar.
Load More Replies...Many, many years ago, a bunch of people I worked with here in Japan went to a company party at a restaurant. The food was not very good ... and they were really stingy with it, very small portions, very slow bringing it out, etc. In the middle of dinner, we saw a cockroach on the wall. So we all decided to leave, but since it was "all you can drink", everybody ordered more beer first. When we got outside, almost everybody had taken a bottle with them, even though we weren't supposed to. I'd never done that before, and have never done it since, but that restaurant totally deserved it
When I was 15, a friends mother grabbed us and told us she needed us to work in her restaurant that night. I’d never waitressed before. Taking my first order a cockroach crawled on the table. I screamed and ran to the kitchen. I ended up working there a couple years and luckily never saw another one.
Whatever is on the menu 60% is not available
Ah, to be fair, one of the best meals I ever had was at a tiny local Restaurant in rural France, where the owner / Chef bought his ingredients for the day at the local market, then made his menu round those ingredients. 2 chalkboards outside told you what was on offer and you had to wait for a table as the locals always got there early. I forget what I'd ordered (possibly an Ossobuco style dish and my girlfriend had a parma wrapped Chicken dish). Both were stupendous - we were almost the last people to get food that evening and the locals who'd arrived late had a few drinks and wandered off, not unhappy, but a bit dissappointed that he'd run out of food. Had a chat with the owner afterwards in my really bad French and he stated that he would only cook for the number of people that would'nt put him under stress but would make him a decent living, something he seemed to have achieved. Went back many years later, the restaurant was there under new management. It wasn't the same.
We came across restaurant in Italy that had no menu at all. Boss/chef said he will just cook what he feels like cooking and assured us we will like it. He was not wrong. 7 or so courses of italian classics cooked to perfection. We polished everything and everybody left completly stuffed and happy.
Load More Replies...this pisses me off, especially when I specifically go there for a vegan meal (my partner/s are vegan for the last 16 years or so). f**k those guys. If you cater for kosher and halaal and keto, you must cater for the vegans' religious diet too.
Not busy on a holiday, Friday, or Saturday night.
this depends. the restaurant I work at can be not busy on holidays because we're 1 mile away from a major university. on holidays all the students are gone, so we tend to be slower.
Smells bad.
Dirty restroom, poor service, stale food.
Telling people this seems unnecessary. If people can’t figure out for themselves that a DIRTY restaurant serving BAD food is a bad place to eat, they deserve what they get.
Windows are greasy. If they don’t clean the windows then how can I trust the kitchen is cleaned and the grease is handled properly?
Not a deal breaker for me. If the food is good, I'll just believe that they have a limited time to clean and the kitchen is a priority over the windows. I'm blissfully happy in my ignorance.
Years ago went to a "fancy" buffet. Kid in front of me sneezes...his height is such that he's below the glass fence thing. He was facing the food. We left, never will go to a buffet again. Not really a red flag...
I would never go to a buffet anyway. People handle food and put it back, they cough and sneeze on the food, they taste soups straight from the ladle. People are disgusting. And the food at a buffet is usually really badly done anyway.
Yea.. this is a generic buffet problem, not a specific restaurant problem.
Load More Replies...My husband is a restaurant equipment service tech. Has strictly forbidden me from eating at any buffet restaurant. He refers to them as "petri dishes". I also have a list of restaurants I am not to eat in because he's seen their kitchen.
Years ago we were at a buffet and a little kid, probably about 8, ran over to grab these little jello desserts. They were in parfait like cups with whip cream. He grabbed them by gripping the rims with his fingers, meaning parts of his fingers were in each dessert. His mom then tells him no, and to put them back. He did. Another time we watched a family just make a complete mess of their table. Plates, and plates of food, c**p all over the floor. They were loud and disgusting. To top it all off, the mom got up and went and got the entire platter of cookies from the buffet and brought it to their table. We stopped eating at buffets ages ago. It's just really gross.
Me no Buffet Fan either, you can taste its been there and held warm for hours (days?) and i tend to eat too much and not feel well after
Also beware smooth ice cream, particularly when abroad. This means it's been out, melted, and refrozen, so has possibly got warm enough to encourage bacteria to multiply. It should look like mash potato below the top layer (which they often use on tv, since ice cream melts under the lights).
The parking lot is empty.
Not neccesarily true. One resuarant that I know of has absolutely amazing food, but it's a smaller one and less crowded.Other people haven't discovered it yet, so I get to keep it to myself. (:
Good idea to keep it to yourself. The last thing you want is for a beloved restaurant to become profitable.
Load More Replies...*lol* except fast food, I have never seen a restaurant with its own parking lot anyway 🤣
The place in Akron with the best food in northeast Ohio has never once had a full parking lot the entire time I've lived here. I don't know whether most of their trade is delivery or their profit margins are outrageous (on bills never more than $20/person), but they're still going strong despite that.
Not necessarily a "bad" restaurant, but more like "bad" circumstances... If you ever walk into a restaurant, and no one has their food, you should just leave. The kitchen is going down in flames, and you probably won't see your food for a long, long time.
I remember going into a newly opened restaurant and seeing that. We gave it a chance because it was new but after getting a drink the waitstaff disappeared. Periodically someone would sneak through the dining room and deliberately not make eye contact. After about 15-20 minutes no-one had come back to take our food order and NO-ONE in the place had been served food that whole time. We left and never went back. Place went under within about a month. Big surprise!
Oof not even taking your order is bad. I could see people not having food yet based on timing and meals ordered. But if you're still waiting to order after 15 minutes they're doing something wrong.
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My big red flags are: it has less than 3.5 star reviews on google (seriously, anytime I don't follow this rule I get sick, or the food is awful), seeing that very few people have been served, filth anywhere (if I notice it), not seeing the server within 10 min after being seated, and too many flies.
Completely agree with the "Google rule". Below 3.5 stars it's probably not worth (well or it's the s****y pub at the end of main road everbody goes to...). Between 3.5 to 4.0 you still can be up for a mixed experience - most of the time poor wait-staff. (Judging my middle European country.)
The goole reviews are worth reading to see what people are writing. If the food is not what they are used to, they will often ding it. SO a regional Chinese restaurant in a location which has only has standard Cantonese offerings will often get dinged because of this ("the Cashew Chicken didn't taste right" "they didn't have Kung Pao Pork"). However, that rarely results in a 3.5. A 3.9 is the lowest I've seen.
you don’t know if you can seat yourself or have to wait
I never know if I have to seat myself at Ikea.
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Sanitation rating isn’t in plain sight
Not everywhere does ratings. *Edit: Even if they do, that doesn't guarantee much. My company was doing a favor for a chain to get ahead of some bad videos that were coming out, so we inspected all their restaurants in the area. I had to wait for the Health Department to finish at one - they received an excellent report from them. In the first minute, I came across cockroaches. I found severe infestations of cockroaches and rodents, a failing walk-in cooler, and sewage dripping near to-go containers in the basement. None of it was on the report. They were closed to fix the issues and I had to go back a month later. They fixed none of it. To make matters worse, someone from my company gave them a passing score on their regular inspection before I showed up for the follow up visit.
Damn, I hope you raised that other inspection with a superior. Sounds like the person inspecting half assed it.
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I worked at a pizza place for a few years. We made our sauce in house.
I noticed that all the pizza places that just bought the sauce and didn’t make it themselves were significantly worse
Pizza sauce is the easiest thing in the world to make. Roma tomatoes, bit of garlic, salt, and fresh basil in the blender. Done. You don't need to cook it because it'll cook in the pizza oven. (If it's too thin a sauce, throw it in the fridge and let the pectins do their thing.)
Carpeting throughout
Slot machine.
Completely agree! Slot machines should have no place in any restaurant that takes itself serious. Speaking about gastro-pubs/bars with food - this is different. But I, speaking of fast food, I also wouldn't enter a kebab/döner place which has those.
If you're in Vegas they most certainly do. (and yes, I live here.)
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Rude staff or careless staff
Plates and water are dirty
Your order takes forever to come
Tables and chairs have food spills
Chef with a white stained t shirt, not wearing gloves, and wiping sweat from his face with his t shirt.
Kind of specific, but check to see if there is warm running water in the bathroom sinks. Warm water kills the must germs, and the staff must wash their hands. If the bathroom doesn't have warm running water, chances are the staff don't have warm running water in the kitchen, having dirty hands.
Also, check for clean dishes. If there are glass smudges or lipstick stains, food pieces stuck on utensils or plates, or if they feel greasy, that's a good sign that the establishment doesn't care about hygiene.
Dirty uniforms, hair down, open wounds on hands.
Long story short, you want an establishment that prioritizes hygiene.
There’s no food or menus or wait staff or windows. Only a bed mattress and a door that locks from the outside
Anywhere that serves food on anything other than crockery (ie shovels, shoes etc). We use ceramics for a reason.
As I was informed tonight at the restaurant where my friend bartends and her mom waitresses. Her mom told me how long the servers work there is a good indication of not only how good they treat their staff but also how good the food is. she had been there 25 years and another 35 (and the place has been there that long). She was right everything was great.
Long menus sometimes, but JUST SOMETIMES, don't mean bad restaurants. If you have a really good chef and cuisine that supports mix-match ( like Italian), it can be pretty good. I was once in an Italian restaurant that had a 6-7 pages menu, but everything was revolving around two dozen ingredients max. Pasta/rice/pizza dough + 5-6 meaty ingredients and a dozen of veggies and cheeses. I ordered risotto which is pretty tricky to order, and it was excellent, made from scratch in half an hour or a bit less ( as it should be), and my BF ordered pizza that had peppers on it, and they were still a bit crunchy ( fresh) when he got it. So yes, it is possible, but very unlikely.
If the menu is huge, it's frozen. If the table is dirty, the kitchen is too. If the menus are laminated, eat somewhere else.
Places that are cash only all the time. I find it a bit suspicious.....
Anywhere that serves food on anything other than crockery (ie shovels, shoes etc). We use ceramics for a reason.
As I was informed tonight at the restaurant where my friend bartends and her mom waitresses. Her mom told me how long the servers work there is a good indication of not only how good they treat their staff but also how good the food is. she had been there 25 years and another 35 (and the place has been there that long). She was right everything was great.
Long menus sometimes, but JUST SOMETIMES, don't mean bad restaurants. If you have a really good chef and cuisine that supports mix-match ( like Italian), it can be pretty good. I was once in an Italian restaurant that had a 6-7 pages menu, but everything was revolving around two dozen ingredients max. Pasta/rice/pizza dough + 5-6 meaty ingredients and a dozen of veggies and cheeses. I ordered risotto which is pretty tricky to order, and it was excellent, made from scratch in half an hour or a bit less ( as it should be), and my BF ordered pizza that had peppers on it, and they were still a bit crunchy ( fresh) when he got it. So yes, it is possible, but very unlikely.
If the menu is huge, it's frozen. If the table is dirty, the kitchen is too. If the menus are laminated, eat somewhere else.
Places that are cash only all the time. I find it a bit suspicious.....
