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I may get accused of being anti-capitalist, but nobody needs to type like that.

College textbooks I assume.

I may be misquoting this, but I believe there’s a study that said more money DOES make you happier - up to a personal salary of about $75,000 per year. Above that, the “happiness level” kind of plateaus. There’s obviously a lot of factors involved (like if you’re single or the sole breadwinner of a family etc) but having all your needs taken care of plus enough for your wants like dinners with friends and good quality new clothes or furniture when you need them and a sweet vacation somewhere exciting every year, plus enough to build a good savings account and retirement fund - wow that would just make me so incredibly happy 😊

Well you know what they say “Money won’t buy you happiness but it sure takes the sting out of being poor”

Money pays the doctor who can prescribe high blood pressure meds, or mood stabilizers, or whatever.

Seriously, all of them.

this is the first year I have been able to go on trips with my friends. Having extra money helps me be happy. Being broke all the time sucks, and having to make up excuses to why you cant go on the trip with your friends made me feel like c**p.

Aww I did the same for our local homeless guy outside the gas station. Asked if he was hungry, he said yes, then as I opened the door he stopped me again and said “I’m so sorry, could I possibly ask you for a Kit Kat bar, I’ve wanted one for so long.” 🥹 bought him a big ol sandwich, a gatorade, and 3 Kit Kats.

Makes sense, when i was homeless i always wanted a milkshake.

...oh. feels..

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I feel for that guy. Ever since moving out I have always had chocolate milk in the fridge.

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Ideas that sound great until you realize there are horrible, horrible people out there.

Lots of shelters essentially so this. You go to a volunteer training, and then you can take dogs for walks whenever you want. Some shelters do overnights so you can take dogs camping. Go sign up at your local shelter.

I live in a college town. What ends up happening is students adopt pets, then graduate and move. They end up dumping those so-loved pets on the street without a second thought. Not sure I’d trust them.

Fantastic idea. And animals are such stress busters

There are a couple rescues near me where you can volunteer to hang out with the cats and walk the dogs. It's a very nice way to spend a Saturday.

He's lucky DAD didn't cause a landslide from the concussion. What a dipwad! Sorry for any animals killed. Senseless!

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That is SO not how grenades work, blowing up one person while the adjacent one is otherwise unhurt.

Grandma is right. Doing that very thing saved my life!

...it's true. everyone should have some money of their own.

In 1975 I was a junior in high school and walked into a savings and loan, opening an account in my name. No issues. Wanted a place for my babysitting money. This was in the U.S. I didn't realize I was one of the first kids to do this. Mom was sure Dad needed to OK it. Nope. Maybe because it wasn't a bank? Dunno.

She's not wrong

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Ok, this is effectively betting against the relationship. If your track record is that horrible, maybe getting married was a mistake. You don't get to re-introduce that money later, in the event things do work out, without lying about the source or admitting you were sandbagging financially.

I would be so freaking rich if my parents did that

...cheap at any price, my friend..

If my parents had done this and put the money in a bank account for me I’d be set for life. Between the walking distance library that I could get any book I wanted thank you very much and the used book store I found when I was able to drive that I could trade in books for more books 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m so glad I could read whatever I wanted. I still have about 20 unread digital and paper books I need to read. Not counting the books I want to re-read.

My toddler never wants to go to sleep and I thought this was just normal kid behaviour. And then yesterday I asked her why she didn’t want to go to bed when she was obviously so so tired, and she bawled out, "Because then papa will go to work!" Her father usually leaves for work before or shortly after she gets up… Broke my heart. Dads, it may not only seem that way, but you matter so much to your kids!