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The Broke Agent is a media brand that creates entertainment for real estate professionals. But the beauty of it is that you don't have to be in the industry to enjoy its content. Sure, that would unlock a deeper level of understanding and appreciation but it's not necessary.

Just look at its project Real Estate Fails, for example. Full of ridiculous architectural and interior design hiccups, it shares pictures from the ridiculous side of the housing market, proving that some agents don't have everything under control. Whether it's due to their own fault, the owners, or unfortunate circumstances, there are plenty of things that might deter potential buyers.

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Kankan
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fair game, city people do love to bitch about those things

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We managed to get in touch with Eric Simon, founder of The Broke Agent, and he was kind enough to have a little chat with us.

"Just over six years ago, I started posting as The Broke Agent on Instagram, producing content that focused on the 'inner monologue' of a struggling realtor in Los Angeles. As a licensed realtor, I basically started making fun of everything that was happening to me and put it online in blog form, YouTube Videos, and short-form content like memes, tweets, and Facebook posts. It blew up really quickly and now has well over half a million followers across all platforms."

Even if we were to talk solely about its target audience, there's still room for The Broke Agent to grow as there are over 2 million active real estate agents in the U.S.

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    #2

    Who Needs Inspections?

    Who Needs Inspections?

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a good example here at work. Dude owned a camping site with houses. The firefighters did a surprise inspection. Dude got fined for not having any fire alarms or smoke detectors. He then proceeds to glue smoke detectors to ceilings without connecting them to anything. The firefighters came back, opened the detectors and found his little scam. Dude got fined AGAIN and then called us to install things properly. 😂

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    #3

    Apparently The Description Read “Stainless Steel Appliances”

    Apparently The Description Read “Stainless Steel Appliances”

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they expect to get away with that?

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    Simon started Real Estate Fails to grow The Broke Agent brand and to reach people who aren't necessarily just real estate agents but he quickly realized that it's just a really fun account to manage.

    "Everyone likes looking at housing pics, especially luxury or real estate 'fails,' so it resonated with an audience outside of the real estate industry as well as real estate agents."

    "Real estate agents love the account because it exposes marketing blunders, property description errors, and other mistakes agents make when uploading their marketing online. It also gives them a platform to submit all the crazy stuff they see in the field and out on showings. The account also casts a wider net on the industry, attracting contractors, appraisers, inspectors, handymen, etc."

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    This Might Be The Worst One Yet

    This Might Be The Worst One Yet

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    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this has to be the most wtf I've seen in a house.

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    Sick Flat Screen

    Sick Flat Screen

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    Seen In Nebraska

    Seen In Nebraska

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    According to Simon, curating the account is pretty straightforward because by now the community around it has gotten big enough for him to receive a steady stream of content.

    "Most of my posts come from other realtors in my DMs, but I also get submissions in my Discord, through The Broke Agent and in our real estate Facebook pages and groups," he explained. "Like I said above, most of the photos come from agents actually spotting these crazy fails in the field on showings, inspections, or open houses. We also have a series called #ThingsWeSeeAtShowings on The Broke Agent stories."

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    #7

    Nah Nobody Will Notice

    Nah Nobody Will Notice

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a creepy green fog from a horror movie :D

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    #8

    My Worst Nightmare

    My Worst Nightmare

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a doormat. If that is an important vent, get one with holes.

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    When Your Stager Goes A Little Nuts With House Plants

    When Your Stager Goes A Little Nuts With House Plants

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    You couldn't find another person more suited to run the project. "Because I am a licensed realtor, I have developed a good eye for what is 'out of the ordinary' and what will perform well as a post," Simon said. "Also, I've been looking at and posting real estate content every day for 6 plus years so that helps with my judgment for what to post."

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    "The best performing content on Real Estate Fails is toilet content and anything that's sexual. If it looks like a penis or is provocative in any way, the audience goes crazy for it."

    Another successful ongoing theme is staging fails where people try to cover up eye sores or contracting issues. The keyword here is 'try'.

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    No

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the flush again.

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    The F**k Is This?

    The F**k Is This?

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    #12

    The Most Insane Apartment Complex Of All Time?

    The Most Insane Apartment Complex Of All Time?

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like balconies, but I hate rain." Architect: "Say no more!"

    Sam Kenway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking. When you love to sit out on a balcony, but hate all that stupid nature you have to see when you do so.

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    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just paint the roof like the sky and the walls like brick! Like a Vegas mall

    Cheryl Kuras
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many reasons to love this. Hang out with your neighbours without cleaning your apt or trying to figure out how to get them to go home. A great party could be had and people could come and go at will. No weather to contend with. ;)

    Holly Oswald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and assured 6 ft distancing (apparently assuming the pandemic is here for good)

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    Neal Patrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a housing community in a part of Alaska where the outside temperatures are extremely low.

    Jessica Hiner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's student housing at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA.... Still doesn't clarify much 😂

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    Clarin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking for myself,as an introvert, this is an introverts worst nightmare

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welcome to our new high class death row, hope you enjoy you stay, before you snuff it. no pets allowed..

    Adriana Štiasna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even when a few tenants light up a cigarette on the balcony

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prison esthetic or unfinished senior housing?

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like a jail block

    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome! This is where depression lives!

    E Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not strange, it’s called high school gymnasium chic! Love that look lol

    Jessica Hiner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA, student housing!!

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    Cláudia Fegari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions about this....

    Lynnette Carey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone ever been to Virginia Tech? That is where this is. This is the Tech Village Center.

    Meami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "2 bdrm, 1 bath apartment with balcony"

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhhhhh I had a dream and this was in the dream uh oh that dream ended badly

    Thalia Ann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The genre is jail architecture...

    George Neville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Mardi Gras when it gets rained out

    yo_girl_allie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Just imagine going out on your balcony just to stare at the wall or at your neighbor walking the halls.....

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can chat to your neighbour and keep 'socially distanced'.

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    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea on the balcony, anyone?

    Denielle Vazquez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look, there is no apartment numbers on the upper doors. So these are all probably 2 story apartments and the upper doors and balconies may just be odd decorations. Or it's possible the door actually does open...but who wants to sit on a balcony on the inside of the building?

    Wendy Bryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd find this Siberia, where winters are long and very cold?

    Mumof1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought? Prison

    Marinos Kakouris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the apartments at Virginia tech on top of the record store

    Sarah Schumm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they work? Are they two floors each, or is there an entrance on the other side for the balcony floor? Also, are they allowed to use the balconies? My freshman dorm at RISD had balconies you couldn’t access and the BS reason the college gave was that they were “decorative” they were clearly not just decorative, they were much larger and more stable than decorative balconies, and had access doors and stairs that were permanently locked. I think the school just didn’t want the liability of letting us use them.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great place to have your morning coffee! 🥴

    Adrian Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND read a newspaper. No nature or trees to distract you from reading or studying.

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they had to do this for the fire code.

    Wolfie Mel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like its out of the backrooms

    beau danner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a hallway I'd just love to spend my free time in 🙃

    Pamela Kever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol emergency exit off of second floor of two floor apt..

    Abby Schlaff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can could go all out decorating these for holidays and nothing would get ruined in the weather. As a kid I would have loved it, great place for tea parties and all kinds of pretend games.

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    Tory Travis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nursing home. It's for the older people to feel more like "home" in a "neighborhood "

    Kandis Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the indoor balconies make it look somehow like a prison...

    Casha scy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least these people can enjoy their balcony when it's raining, and when the sun's out they won't get sun burned.

    Queenie B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a luxury prison right there! This looks like the resort we have the casino has a "high class section" Wich consists of 2 story sweets and a inside balcony over looking the indoor pool tho so at least they have something to look at this is more like a ghetto block party but indoors!

    Alison Duncan Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is oddly appealing. If people decorated their balconies all cute, it could be a really cool neighborly gathering spot, like one of those old European alleyways where the balconies never see sun, but people hang out & chat. I don't hate it.

    Lusie Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just pray that none of those balconies fall on a person that lives on the bottom floor 😳

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk I wouldn't mind being friendly with my neighbors on a Saturday night on our hallway balconies

    Sam C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who needs CCTV when you have corridor balconies?!

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least everyone has a balcony.

    Levi Patterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the apartment has a front porch 😂

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, neighbor! Nice hallway today!

    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a prison in holland or norway maybe?

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prison apartments for the best inmates to sit and gloat down from their stylish balconies at the others as they pass through perhaps??

    Saint Jimmy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like something in a nuclear war shelter

    ric carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The layout, but not the decor, reminds me of a certain San Francisco hotel between Ghirardelli Square and Fisherman's Wharf. Add paint and potted plants and you've got it.

    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this is a converted prison: Gated community. Security bars. Efficiencies available. Wide walkways. Socialize from your own balcony! A minimalist's delight. Wheelchair accessible. Laundry facilities, cafeteria, medical facilities close by. Well lighted parking, extra outdoor security. Speaker systems. Safe exercise yards. Guards on duty.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a covid paradise. It would be a rocking balcony block party!

    Robin Hawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the perfect place for people who like a fire escape that ensures you're still indoors following your escape and comes with a dislocated shoulder or twisted ankle. Personally I like when my door has a light and a cover for when it's dark and rainy. Anything that helps me be more awkward in front of my neighbors is also 5 stars. There is at least a season of Seinfeld that can be shot here just about the in door whatever the hell this is

    Jane Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will just go out to the balcony for a smoke.

    Aliquid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hallways are wide enough for kids to ride their bikes and scooters around without having to go outside if the weather sucks.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd... but not stupid. Bunch of two-level apartments, right? People like to talk to neighbors. My guess is it's somewhere very far up North, though.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar once: it was a home for people with dementia. It let them feel like they had their own homes, while at the same time being contained (so they don't wander off) and easily accessible to staff.

    JJ_ Crank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme guess... This was the architect's first non-prison design.

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definately a converted prison

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually that's kinda cool. I'm assuming the balconies are to the apartments below them

    Ivan Ilic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's for when it raining 😂

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I just laughed out loud. Sorry.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunbathing in private, Oh! just a minute......?

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn’t say what kind of balcony view in the listing did they…

    David Glover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have something like this where i live but its a nursing home download-6...6621a5.jpg download-6-61b8f8e6621a5.jpg

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Architects defended the lack of slots in the doors by explaining that inmates could stand on the balcony and use a pulley system to raise and lower food trays

    Eric Steward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing you said is accurate. It's an apartment complex. https://www.intheknow.com/post/indoor-balcony-apartment-building-tiktok/

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    Susan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go have a BBQ on the balcony

    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balconies on the outside are so 2019. Now you can talk to all of your neighbors while having your morning coffee.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Student accommodation block.

    V Bingham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been in jail but it's stupidly where my brain goes when l see this, but maybe like halfway houses...what do others think.???

    Jo Garcia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What genius engineering and architecture, LOL

    Lily from England
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ you can’t smoke in here, but you can smoke on the balcony “ 😶

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like converted prison cells 😮

    Raylan Van De Water
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like its from the backrooms. NGL😬

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That place where the weather is always good enough for a patio BBQ

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't me come down there Dufresne.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BONUS: Indoor balconies for weather free relaxation and a view of your neighbors "tanning" in fluorescent lighting!

    Richard Scott Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a bad repurpose of a creepy mall..

    HighlySuspkt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, apartment with a 4 season balcony in Alaska or Siberia!

    HighlySuspkt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else are you suppose to do if you want a 4 season balcony in Alaska!

    Liz Tonks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's where all The Backrooms monsters live.

    Liz Tonks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where all The backrooms monsters live.

    Henry Wiltamuth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that??? who would use those?

    Stay Off My Lawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely used to be a prison. I’d be more worried about the plumbing.

    JMBZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an apartment building converted from a prison. The catwalks were removed, but the doors were not.

    Dennis Mack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they make an old mall into apartments?

    Thoracias Kuhani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sitting out my balcony enjoying this lovely day...oh wait.

    Okatango
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they could put in xeroscaping, add plants and grow lights..

    Erin Rigg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you convert a prison into apartments

    Diana W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental institution. If you jump to your death it won’t kill ya. 🤷‍♀️

    Sheila Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a remodeled prison!

    Leilani Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i hate rain but i want a balcony in my apartment" "say no more" cause they didnt have ROOFS to begin with

    Leilani Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf am i supposed to look at, the view of the wall?

    Jodi Rinker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember what it was originally, but it got converted into a senior/memory care facility. Great use of the space!

    Aleigha Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh want kidnappers? Come buy this apartment and for the great deal of only 20000000 dollars

    Sandy Underhill-Marlow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 ways out as per fire regulations?...a way out of the fire and a way back in...

    Brysen Luck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is MADE for the parkour people

    Claire Yance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The architect looks to have had some 'prison experience'.

    Peter Maroney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking for a type of D-block style

    Suzan Rice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one get to the second floor units ? ????

    Bobbie Jo Delgado Colbert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn’t this a home for seniors with alzheimer’s?

    Adrian Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for tenants who like to look down on their neighbours.

    Suzanne Suppes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it could be an upscale Federal prison...for the Bernie Madoffs or US Senators types.

    Glen Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a very upscale.prison cell block

    Gergely Pászti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it converted from a closed-down prison? The "balconies" were the higher floor's walk-rails.

    Tom Aaron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pampered inmates. Prison cells with a balcony.

    MrsTrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Emily, can I borrow some sugar?

    C Pryce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I bet they're for Physical Jerks every morning WITHOUT FAIL Comrade

    Brenda Minturn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be cool to paint forest theme here. Trees, rock path, waterfall, live plants. Liven it up some!

    Jennifer Mixson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because having doorways in an apartment that you fall 9 feet if you step through just makes no sense!

    Fergus Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its where you put the fake grass dog potty

    Sam Tiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with a free hands-on parkour class

    Kayla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why do they look mini?

    Ruth Swain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect place to BBQ. Not too hot or too cold. Never worry about rain.

    Amy Tennant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old peoples homes used to be like this so the residents could bid each other goodnight

    Barbara McCormick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ad says “Every apartment has a balcony”

    Anthony Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi John. Bye John. Go inside John. I don't want to see you every time, I leave or come home John. Lol

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that apartment complex built for senior citizens where every 'door' is made to look like a small house. This may be the same type of situation, where you can let the elderly renters with things like dementia, or alzheimers, or similar relax on a 'patio' but also not have to worry about them falling or getting hurt.

    Jenn Ott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a housing unit for the elderly... made to simulate a neighborhood

    Amber V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you'll love it! It's even got a patio!"

    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those that love a patio but hate outdoors.

    Naomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait this is actually kinda cool

    Wilbur Yeenusky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be a backrooms level

    Wilbur Yeenusky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a level from the backrooms

    shado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... just going to be hanging out on the hallway balcony

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you study architecture while you're in the joint. 🤣🗝🏛😖

    voice of reason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who really like their neighbors.

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a take on the “retirement village” where each patient has a tiny home instead of a room.

    Jamie Griffith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the dorms described in Marie Lu's book Warcross

    Nancy White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine lots of plants in the balconies and plant carts, cafe tables and chairs on the lower level. This space could be beautiful with creativity. A few stayed and a fountain would look nice. A long indoor outdoor carpet that looks like stepping stones would also add to the ambiance.

    Carrie Smigla-Didier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place makes me sad. No outside for you, just inside, staring at concrete an neighbors on your balcony.... super?

    Barbara Verry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. Because who wants to sit on a balcony in the sunshine. On the other hand, it beats having no one with whom to talk.

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very socially awkward so I'd never be out there, just the thought of sitting out there whilst my front door neighbor just sits there too both having nothing else to stare at but eachother. Yea no thanks.

    Ilvana Babic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A prison for the rich folks with balconies

    NO NO NO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Asian is a difficulty mode 6 (ULTRA VISUAL DAMAGE)

    Sophia S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who made this peace of s**t

    Tamara Mays
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get to know your neighbors much?

    Harry Balls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have these cool apartments sort of like this but super nice and in a mall

    Kimberly Patton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ready for count time...and claustrophobia..

    Shay Tracy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a hotel in my hometown that has something like this...kinda... At some point, they'd enclosed what was previously an outdoor courtyard. They never got rid of the balconies or the cobblestones, but it felt quirky and not quite this stupid.

    E Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all of these, this one could work if you really like your neighbors and the kids all play in the hallway when it's cold or raining outside.

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually kinda reminded me of an idea I had once to convert old malls into housing, but with the idea of turning old storefronts into individual houses. The larger anchor stores could provide two homes apiece, while the smaller stores could have a dividing wall knocked down between two stores to create one unified home. Each home would have a garage and small backyard where the outside entrance area would be and their front doors would lead out to what would be a community walkway with foliage. Right in the center there could be a series of stores such as a grocery store, pharmacy, department store, and electronics store in a strip mall formation, and at where the food court would be there could be some restaurants that served the community, and there could be a separate grand entrance for community visitors and the general public, though only residents and their visitors would be able to access the interiors of any of those homes. It was a harebrained idea, I'll admit.

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know prisons had balconies! 😅

    Madalynn Sanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when you're trying to make a hotel/apartment in Minecraft and get the wrong dimensions, and say fk it lmao

    J C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we do have second floor apartments available about ten of them

    Aprillia Lamb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is bigger than some yards in California. When looking at homes in CA, we saw some houses where you could open your window and touch your neighbor's house. The only thing you could see from those windows were the other house. So, these are basically the same thing but with larger yards!🤣

    Savory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma lived in something similar in her old age, a monitored elderly apartment building. Except the hallway was decorated to look like a long courtyard with collumns, plants, benches, porch lights, the works. It was beautiful and welcoming.

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id still have that deck covered in plants and growlights

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a prison inspired by IKEA

    Rin Sanitoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    long-distance relationships can work.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for really cold whether conditions. Stayed in similar place years ago and it really pleasure to get out your front door without concerned to the outside.

    Mary Mosher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't that be fun when everyone brings out their barbecues ...

    HELLRZR1966
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. Wonder if you can BBQ, too?

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have their coffee, in the hallway ???

    Emma Thiemann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah its for those people who are sacred of the outside wolrd but need social interaction from a distance

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously repurposing an old school other non-housing-related building. And it definitely could be done much worse (and in a fashion less likely to promote neighborly neighbors). Those features alone make me like it.

    Michele Lein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do the tenants on the second floor get down to the first floor and out of the "balcony"? I don't see stairs or a gate. And why would this be somewhere called the 'Tech Village Center'. It is totally the opposite. There must be some correlation between the two, maybe a joke known only to the students at Virginia Tech?

    Araminta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the apartments that would be put into the "backrooms"

    Serenity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mardi Gras is gonna be LIT.

    Megan Boomershine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'm gonna go hang out on the balcony... WTF

    Jes.the.Mess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Complete with balcony and scenic view" Oh...

    gracey17
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd totally grill out every night.

    Yoru S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balcony??? Yes, there is one 🤣

    Brittany Stover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of dig it. We need those in Florida. Hurricane Parties would be off the chain!

    Mukwa Biddulph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerted mental institution-- most places have overcrowded prisons, they're not getting rid of them.. institutions have been closed all over.

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a prison. No way would I live there.

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it was built for Seniors…..there is something too similar in my city for Seniors.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean a modernized jail, right?

    Erin Mc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are old malls that are being converted into apartment complexes.

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new tenant asks, "Why CAN'T we grill on our balcony???"

    Znaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to see who is at your door 😀

    Damaris Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that the living quarters of the tethered people from Us have been upgraded.

    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a college dorm. There have been news articles about the design.

    Jessica Hiner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virginia Tech student housing (Blacksburg, VA)

    Lissy 🤘
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks quite cool actually.... is a bit weired though

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Provided extra terrace, why insane?

    Jenna Pummill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ad said "each apartment comes with beautiful balcony overlook"

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the outside view is worse.

    Knight522
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm might be a senior/nursing home

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just stupid. The only way this works is if all the residents are in musical theatre and they use this space/balconies for rehearsals.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the halls of Alcatraz prison, just brightened up a bit.

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so the neighbors can stand on their balconies and talk without getting rained on. Or one weird way of "dressing up" a light fixture over the doors.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So - you have a barbecue on your deck and . . . ???

    Osprey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balconies for the blind?

    Water Sprite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an unfinished assisted living community setting. "Sidewalk" aesthetic to be added. Facades for individual "residences." Artificial trees and landsxaping to be added. Sky, clouds to be painted on ceiling. Simulates a residential street. Very beautiful WHEN DONE.

    Joel Emmett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lovely apartments with balcony views"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact they each have a doormat, to walk from that shiny floor into their own apaertments.

    Chris K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this is where the VIP contestants of Squid Games would stay.

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baki Hanma's trip to that prison.... Netflix Live action adaptation

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY IT LEAST THERES BALCONIES

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    Simon constantly searches for ways to engage his followers. "The best way to [do it] on these posts is to say something in the caption like 'describe this like it's in a property description.' That way, agents can put their humorous twist on a housing feature and highlight it in a positive light like a realtor would do in their marketing."

    The man behind the show also highlighted that The Broke Agent has much more to offer; it's a full-on real estate media company with Podcasts (The Over Ask Podcast), blogs, YouTube videos, contributors, and more. "Our goal is to make real estate professionals laugh through the daily stress of the industry and also help improve their business with our marketing, consulting, and content platform."

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    Light Mold

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations! you just got yourself a free houseplant! or dinner, if you’re feeling lucky

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    #14

    The Things We See At Showings…

    The Things We See At Showings…

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad idea, good execution. at least whoever thought of this was pretty good at drawing

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    #15

    You Keeping This Or Updating?

    You Keeping This Or Updating?

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never know whether to up or downvote when something on these lists of bad stuff is actually cool.

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    #16

    Thoughts On Photoshopping A Ferrari Into Your Listing Pics?

    Thoughts On Photoshopping A Ferrari Into Your Listing Pics?

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    lgbt_squid.12
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: ferraris are ugly

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    #17

    Wtf Is This

    Wtf Is This

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    #18

    What The Hell Is This A Pyramid?

    What The Hell Is This A Pyramid?

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    Angelar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, to leave this building you have to jump gracefully to your left?

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    #19

    "Beautiful Balcony Looking Over The Palatial Entertaining Area"

    "Beautiful Balcony Looking Over The Palatial Entertaining Area"

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideal for an armed guard or Rapunzel cosplay

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    #20

    Look Away

    Look Away

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    #21

    Genius Listing Photo Marketing

    Genius Listing Photo Marketing

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    #22

    Innovative

    Innovative

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    #24

    Is It?

    Is It?

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not party here and need to pee

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    #25

    Whoops

    Whoops

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    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is the bathroom from the story a few days ago about the anti-masturbation family.

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    #26

    What In The Fresh Hell Is This?

    What In The Fresh Hell Is This?

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    Carena Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the sideways toilet. Sometimes you make it in the bowl, sometimes you hit the TP.

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    #27

    “4th Bedroom”

    “4th Bedroom”

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a room. There's a bed in it. The car's been repossessed anyway, so what the heck

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    #28

    Staging In Tampa...

    Staging In Tampa...

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I faked a bed in an empty bedroom with cardboard boxes and a couple of blankets. It's pretty common when occupants have already moved.

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    #29

    More Of This

    More Of This

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they’re being honest…? unless it does suck of course

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    #30

    Nothing To See Here

    Nothing To See Here

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a stupid inclusion. It wasn't a real estate listing; it was the Texas freeze in February 2021, which caused catastrophic damage due to two main reasons: 1. TX houses are not built for such weather (including water pipe insulation) and 2. MOST OF THE STATE WAS DUMPED OFF THE POWER GRID SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FAIL WHICH WAS COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE IF THE TX LEADERSHIP HAD WINTERIZED THE GRID AS THEY WERE TOLD TO DO A FULL TEN YEARS BEFORE BECAUSE EXPERTS KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

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    #31

    “This House Has Good Bones” Or This “Backsplash Is To Die For?”

    “This House Has Good Bones” Or This “Backsplash Is To Die For?”

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    #32

    No Garage But Ample Street Parking

    No Garage But Ample Street Parking

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    #33

    Spotted At A Showing

    Spotted At A Showing

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    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place for misbehaving children or kinky adults ?

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    #34

    Epic

    Epic

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you just get that need while cooking, but can't move from the stove

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    #35

    Virtual Staging Strikes Again!

    Virtual Staging Strikes Again!

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, could this be any more obvious?

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    #36

    How Would You Describe This In Your Property Description?

    How Would You Describe This In Your Property Description?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Sale: One of a kind home, featuring the ultimate in cat scratching posts!

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    #37

    Just Keep It There It’s Fine

    Just Keep It There It’s Fine

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dear that’s not dandruff, it’s dry wall

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    #38

    “Private Roof Deck”

    “Private Roof Deck”

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert escape during unwanted gatherings

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    #39

    “Range Oven In Island”

    “Range Oven In Island”

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope there's a vent above it.

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    #40

    Seen Everywhere

    Seen Everywhere

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    #41

    “Open Concept” Bathroom

    “Open Concept” Bathroom

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    #43

    “Tranquil Viewing Area”

    “Tranquil Viewing Area”

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    #44

    Bonus Room

    Bonus Room

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    #45

    Comment When You See It

    Comment When You See It

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    #46

    Imagine Finishing This Work And Thinking It’s Ok

    Imagine Finishing This Work And Thinking It’s Ok

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    Fus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough room there for a full cabinet. Great space for a coffee station.

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    #47

    Shower Closet

    Shower Closet

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, of course, a tile design that makes it look filthy...

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    #48

    Is This For A Cat? What Is This For?

    Is This For A Cat? What Is This For?

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like design idea for The Good Place...just to f!@ck with Eleanor.

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    #49

    We Have Found The Worst Real Estate Pic On Earth

    We Have Found The Worst Real Estate Pic On Earth

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    Spankathon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take, Sleep, Nightmare, Sit, Scream, Cry, Hate, Die!

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    #51

    Fsbo: “I Don’t Need An Agent” Part 10,000

    Fsbo: “I Don’t Need An Agent” Part 10,000

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo might work in their favour! After all, sex sells!

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    #52

    Interesting Find

    Interesting Find

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    Olive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst thing you can have in your home, I guess???

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    #53

    I’m Insane

    I’m Insane

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    #54

    This Worked. We Don’t See Them

    This Worked. We Don’t See Them

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    #55

    Same

    Same

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave is honest, way to go Dave’s mom

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    #56

    Inspection Report: Disposal Is A Blender

    Inspection Report: Disposal Is A Blender

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    lara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beyond gross. We are now in a competition level type of gross.

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    #57

    Wtf Is Going On Here

    Wtf Is Going On Here

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    #58

    Genius

    Genius

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used the traditional banana for scale. This is just weird...

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    #59

    No

    No

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ex carpet fitter, you wouldn't believe how many times I've had to do this.

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    #60

    Two Rooms One Smoke Detector

    Two Rooms One Smoke Detector

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    #62

    Attention All Agents… Do Not Put Virtual Cars In Your Listing Photos!

    Attention All Agents… Do Not Put Virtual Cars In Your Listing Photos!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you only take cash or can I pay with Grand Theft Auto credits?

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    #63

    Explain This

    Explain This

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    #64

    Imagine Thinking This Is Ok

    Imagine Thinking This Is Ok

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    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to pretend I am outdoors bathing in a pond, " is what the home owner told his interior decorator in 1974

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    #65

    Well That’s Good Enough For Me! No Inspection Needed!

    Well That’s Good Enough For Me! No Inspection Needed!

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    #66

    What Does This Look Like?

    What Does This Look Like?

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    #67

    No

    No

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone paid attention to that ReDecor app! 🤣

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    #68

    This One

    This One

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have too much money and no style.

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    #69

    “No No... Keep The Couch. It Looks Good”

    “No No... Keep The Couch. It Looks Good”

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    #71

    For Sure

    For Sure

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    #72

    “Up And Coming Neighborhood!"

    “Up And Coming Neighborhood!"

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, technically, death is coming for all of us. it’s just the speed at which death is walking towards you that matters

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    #73

    Tough To Look At

    Tough To Look At

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    Felix Feline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scroll down the picture kind of fast and it is like the tiles grow and jump out.

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    #74

    “Large Center Island”

    “Large Center Island”

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    #75

    Thoughts?

    Thoughts?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's an offensive, loathsome brute. Yet, I can't look away..."

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    #76

    K

    K

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does one do this without having the truck fly first

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    #77

    Is This The Ugliest Interior Of All Time?

    Is This The Ugliest Interior Of All Time?

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the context of the other train wrecks here no. Not to the taste of basically anyone with eyesight but at least the arrangement is sensible enough.

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    #78

    Only Fans

    Only Fans

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    #79

    Wtf?

    Wtf?

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    boredkoala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that desert where rocks move, leaving trails in their wake....

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    #81

    Name Check

    Name Check

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the owners named it for fun, and own another complex called Chee Zee. (Source: Google)

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    #83

    Central AC

    Central AC

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    #84

    Realtor: “Not Sure How To Spin This One"

    Realtor: “Not Sure How To Spin This One"

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    #86

    I Love When Realtors Get Pissed In Their Descriptions

    I Love When Realtors Get Pissed In Their Descriptions

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're honest. Not a common trait with realtors...

    #87

    Ummm What

    Ummm What

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    #89

    “Great Use Of Space

    “Great Use Of Space

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    Nicholas Clancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What could possibly ever go wrong with an oven over the dishwasher. Sold

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    #90

    New And Improved Price!

    New And Improved Price!

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll wait a bit, got a feeling this price will keep going down...

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    #91

    How?

    How?

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    #92

    When You Use Google Earth For Listing Pics

    When You Use Google Earth For Listing Pics

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    #93

    Voted “8th Best Real Estate Team”

    Voted “8th Best Real Estate Team”

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. this is how you get a true crime murder documentary about you

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    #94

    Remember, All You Gotta Do Is Pass An Exam And You Can Sell Houses...

    Remember, All You Gotta Do Is Pass An Exam And You Can Sell Houses...

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    Sarah Sparkles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has the house keys inside it. It is supposed to stay locked on the doorknob so no one can enter unless they have the right code. Pretty much useless where it is.

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    #95

    This Is Fire

    This Is Fire

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    #96

    Don’t Worry, It Worked

    Don’t Worry, It Worked

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the sock on the sink that really sells it

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    #97

    This Way You Don’t Ever Have To Move

    This Way You Don’t Ever Have To Move

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    #98

    Would You List This As A Bedroom, A Closet, Or A Bedroom With A Closet?

    Would You List This As A Bedroom, A Closet, Or A Bedroom With A Closet?

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    #99

    Closet Showers Are Super In Right Now Didn’t You Know?

    Closet Showers Are Super In Right Now Didn’t You Know?

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    Nicholas Clancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my wife I was in the closet cleaning myself. And as soon as I come out I’ll be a new man.

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    #100

    Jail Whoever Did This

    Jail Whoever Did This

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    #101

    Fsbo Couple Takes Listing Photos

    Fsbo Couple Takes Listing Photos

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    #102

    Indoor Outdoor Living

    Indoor Outdoor Living

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    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to feel about this. On the one hand, it sort of works as a shade from the right angles, but it also gives off a very, very weird vibe which I can't describe in words.

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    #103

    “Spacious Laundry Room"

    “Spacious Laundry Room"

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house next door to the one with the suspended toilet nook

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    #104

    Why?

    Why?

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot relax with my head by the toilet!

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    #105

    It’s Football Season. And Yes, This Is A Good Real Estate Pic

    It’s Football Season. And Yes, This Is A Good Real Estate Pic

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    #106

    Virtual Staging Is An Incredible Technology

    Virtual Staging Is An Incredible Technology

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    Estelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, put up a divider. Still use the garage.

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    #108

    “The Lockbox Is On The Rail.you’ll Find It Easily”

    “The Lockbox Is On The Rail.you’ll Find It Easily”

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    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the upside, any would be thieves will probably decide to quit while they're ahead if they ever come across this. It is the Magnum Opus of security systems, and the thieves will agree.

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    #109

    Don’t Look At This If You Easily Get Nauseas

    Don’t Look At This If You Easily Get Nauseas

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    #110

    Epic Dishwasher Placement

    Epic Dishwasher Placement

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in the stairs rails, lovingly handcrafted by Grandpa

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