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We all, no matter who we are, love to partake in memes by either creating or sharing them (or maybe both) from time to time. That's why various meme pages on social media are thriving.

Like @couplethingvideos, which currently has over 300K followers on Instagram. The schedule for what the account uploads is quite random, but so are the memes they post. In fact, the versatility of themes might be exactly what brought so many people to follow them. So, let's take a look at what kind of random memes they share with the hope of bringing some laughter to our day.

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DennyS (denzoren)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right...left....left...right....back...awake.

Arthur Waite
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You left out ...get up and go pee...

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Farnzy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is a tornado lol

detective miller's hat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know how whales will raise like half their bodies out of the water, turn, and hurl themselves back into the water? That's how I sleep, and I do it every 10 minutes.

Data1001
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't sleep on my back due to sleep apnea, but have to switch sides every so often because my ear gets sore if I sleep on one side too long.

Julia Mckinney
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sleep on my back, my husband? He turns, and turns, and turns. blanket on, then off, then on and off again. I'm glad he's stopped the "taking his half out of the middle" sleeping. It's been almost 32 years, his rotating has died down a little. I can go to the bathroom and get back into bed without discovering he's shifted position and is now sleeping with his head at one corner and his feet pointing at the corner of the bottom of my side of the bed.

Breadcrumb.
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I march..restless leg syndrome

Doofnuts
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, rotisserie chicken here.

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    Daniel Gómez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine live in different countries :(

    Anapv
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you find out so much about my life? /j

    Magpie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than three and they all live in different COUNTRIES.

    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's EXACTLY my situation right now. That's why I needs a boyfriend.

    Isabel Galvez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends are in a different country

    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so that means I need 1 more friend to share dog videos with.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make that different parts of the world. And, for your information, they're cat pictures.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends-Chicago, L.A., Texas. Me Northern Cal.

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    Knowing that you’re reading this article online, we’re sure you know what a meme is. Well, you wouldn’t have opened this piece if you didn’t. 

    While memes are a source of entertainment, they can be more than that. In fact, it could be said that memes are a language in themselves—they are a format people use to communicate. They can transcend other languages and cultures, making them a universal tongue in a way. 

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    zovjraar me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i just get someone to put away the dishes?

    Heather Wolmarans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄 I had that issue when I was married, finally snapped, yelled that 'we don't need cupboards, clearly we don't need cupboards which millions of other humans have found terribly useful for hundreds of years" and started randomly unpacking sh*t from all over the house and putting them wherever....things changed after that😂

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    tracy black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want neither i want reservations at the beach lol

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do you need a reservation to go to the beach?

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    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want flowers at all unless he picked them along the highway. (Which he did, and gave me a fossil he found at the same time.)

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want you to "catch a grenade" for me, but can you do the dishes, please?

    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK so on Valentines day I won't buy you flowers, right?

    Cydney Golden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer random perfect for me gifts rather than obligation gifts bc it's some holiday.

    Evagating Beewolf (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you insist on doing it, you could at least not get a store-bought bouquet, nothing is more superficially appealing but ultimately empty capitalism. They have no personality.

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how my wife and I practise it.

    Patrick H
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once, and my wife rewarded me with sèx. I did it, again, a week or two later, and got accused of trying to manipulate her for sèx. 🤷‍♂️ If I had actually thought it would guarantee sèx every time, I would have been buying her flowers every fùcking day. I really just wanted to show that I loved her. That shìt is a big part why she's now my ex-wife.

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    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married to one right now-- love her to death. (I'm just that way)

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

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    Andrew Irish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to employ significant friction with a metallic locking device to penetrate the lateral surface of his aesthetically pleasing, heavily modified four wheel drive vehicle.

    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told to walk like an Egyptian. And a dinosaur. No wonder I have arthritis.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I definately had conflicting emotions with the Carrie song. Awesome song, but the message, well, yeah.

    whineygingercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it's Taylor Swift telling us, 'NO BODY, NO CRIME'

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    Magpie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffft. Carrie Underwood was never my hero. I hated that series.

    Alien-Gal-19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Will Wood. And CG5. And ✨BILL CIPHER✨

    Qb1109
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    1 year ago

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    With modern technology, it’s easier than ever to create memes—even if you’re not a tech nerd. Bored Panda’s interviewee, Richard Lachman, associate professor at Ryerson University, said, “Tools like Photoshop, or built-in capabilities on our phones, or online tools, mean we can edit, mash-up, and remix videos and photos effortlessly.”

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    The ideas for memes usually come from various places—from social media, pop culture, fashion, life, and so on.

    R. Lachman said that the sources can not only inspire but also signal in-group membership: “If you ‘get’ my image reference, I'm proving my cultural adroitness, making common cause with a subgroup that understands the joke/reference, and claiming a little of that glow of that media object for myself.“ 

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    Keating_5
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell people, I’m either 8, 18, or 80 in my mood and personality, and there’s no in between 😂

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been needy, control my emotions well and can't complain about my life decisions, but show me a comfy spot and I'll happily go full-on Rip Van Winkle.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a five-year-old has no control over their emotions, they likely need a nap.

    Sojourner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is analogous to a 3 year old child being tormented by a soul-eating demon.

    Sojourner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised people actually agree with this.

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    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much me, except there’s also the 50 year old lady who’s always in a mid-life crisis

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much everyone.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. I'm just an 80-year who needs a nap. You can trust me around your man because I've had my turn and I am not competing anymore.

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    Foffy Skrimshaw
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one goes with: I ran into my ex the other day, backed up and ran into her again.

    whineygingercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I was CONFIDENT they'd get outta my way

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    People are wired to crave group memberships for survival. Yet, sometimes it might not be easy to create the connections we crave so much. The reasons for this are endless—mental health problems, poor social skills, and so on—but we’re not going to get into that too deeply today. 

    That’s where memes come in. Our interviewee already said that they help people feel like members of certain communities. What we haven’t mentioned yet is that he also believes memes usually serve as bridges between people because discussing any topic in a joke format is easier than taking it seriously.

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    Skeeter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that you can unsubscribe at the bottom of the email?

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a special spam folder for these.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵you do it to yourself, you do, that's what really hurt🎵

    Jean Dogmom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that's me. Excess emails galore!

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Got a cat on my lap. Can't move. Snacks, please.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if I am already getting up, otherwise no. I am comfortable also and don't want to get up either.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a strong independent woman...I know to call my Dad if I have car problems.

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    Secret Squirrel
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's convenient when they let you know they don't respect boundaries before you have to date them. Saves time.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, Debbie.... he just left his number and put it up to her.

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    Aline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me insult your relationship and tell you what you need. Get his number, sign him up for political campaign updates.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend. Him: Good for you, miss, but I've stopped you for speeding. Now, I'll ask you again, what's your name?

    Elisabeth Brook
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that meant he was looking for a wife, not that he already had one.

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    For example, when speaking out about their mental illness in meme format, people can form bonds with others who can relate. Feeling understood and supported by others through sharing similar memes can positively affect those with mental health issues. 

    As R. Lachman said: “Sharing a meme can help bond, which can then lead to (online or offline) conversations, acknowledging that others are out there and that we are not alone.“ He also noted that sometimes it's not just the individual meme itself, but the feeling of sharing them within a thematic community that helps.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I mean, it can also be "here we are today, what does this look like, a mole?"

    OutsiderDogMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once have a guy my number. I was super nervous about it, but thought "what's the worst thing can happen" and went through with it. 3 months later I was giving a Police testimony of domestic violence and getting a restraining order on him.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww, love, isn't it great?

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " She made my heart flutter. Doctor said it was a mild heat attack.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for your own protection. Trust those vibes.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what butterflies get in their stomachs when they're in love?

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    JessIcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my ex I had to find the exact right phrase which turned out to be "when you say that it makes me uncomfortable, can you please not say it when I'm around?" The fact that I even had to find a "right phrase" goes to show he was not the one for me.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife gets offended by any phrase. Only she has the one true correct way to do or say anything.

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    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt this one. My husband goes so far the other way it's too much. So I play that game. Never talking again, sweet, lucky me. "I must just be a pos then", we'll you said it, not me.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine, don't speak to me again. I literally could not give 2 shíts

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used to pull the silent treatment bullsh*t on me. When I had decided I was done I let him know that it didn't faze me in the least. As a matter of fact, I rather enjoyed being able to read my book in peace without some insecure man-child trying to be the center of attention.

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then they do speak again and again....

    brittany
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup. told my ex once when i had the flu i was to sick adult fun time and he literally didnt talk to me for a week.

    Sojourner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this said "women" it would be a shitshow. No, it's not them being offensive, it's you being a sensitive jackass.

    Of course, relying solely on memes to create connections isn’t the best idea. As our interviewee put it: “Life online is a complex beast, and memes aren't purely good or bad, helpful or harmful, any more than any other form of communication. They are both at the same time.” 

    Also, mental health isn’t the only theme that can unite people through memes. Just as there are plenty of sources for their creation, there are as many communities that can be connected. 

    The topics for memes can vary as well. The Instagram page @couplethingvideos proves that—the themes there are pretty random but still quite hilarious. Over 300K followers would likely agree. So, let’s enjoy the randomness and humor of these memes by upvoting them on this list!

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    Lilybdcsa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on if they think "tired" has one syllable or two.

    Kitty 🥀
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you pronounce it like tard or turd, It’s two syllables.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capturing the mood / in seventeen syllables/ is very diffic - Dr. John Cooper Clark.

    Heather Wolmarans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make that "my knee is hurting" and you've described my every day lol

    setsuriseikou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, beautiful and relatable! However, it misses a vital part of a haiku: a kigo (季語, season word). So may I suggest something like this: So tired, so cold, Where did all my money go, My back is hurting

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wel actually I am so tired has 4 syllables and you need 5 for the first and last lines

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see this for some people like...why are you here? You didn't like him when he was alive.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To which the correct response is "I just wanted to make sure he's dead."

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    Jax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so my sister, I love it

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    LadyKing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy in my office got angry with someone on the phone yesterday and said “if your brain was chocolate, there wouldn’t be enough to fill a smartie” and honestly I can’t stop thinking about it 😂😂😂

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorites is "Is your head just a decoration?"

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guarenteed disappointment, but it's either better than nothing, or you'd feel guilty if you chucked it?

    Joe Nemeth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said by Burl Ives. Grinch narrator.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I don't know how I would handle that one.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reliable, honest, faithful, husbands are always considered boring. So why do women find the losers who cheat on them and treat them like dirt to be the exciting ones?

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and I don't find loser men who cheat and treat their wife/partner like dirt exciting, in the slightest. I wonder what type of women you're attracted to?

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    Heras buddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not my child, She's my buddy to go hiking with.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman with a toddler in her arms gets onto a bus. As the driver hands her a ticket he looks at the toddler and says 'Christ! That's one ugly child!" The woman, too stunned to speak, snatches the ticket, finds a seat, sits down and bursts into tears. The man next to her asks what's wrong, and through her tears she tells him that the driver has just been horribly insulting. 'Right' says the man, 'you don't have to put up with insults from anybody. You just march back up to that driver and give him a piece of your mind.' 'Do you think I should?' she asks. 'Of course I do' he replies, 'and if you want I'll look after your monkey while you do it.'

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's my best buddy who's always there for me. And I speak to him like an adult.

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet, child, what’s the difference? They’re both animals that you love, but also wonder why the hell you wanted it in the first place

    Nosirrow
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    It's stupid. Pets are not children. Although dog owners these days behave like extremely entitled parents of horribly spoiled children.

    Probably Legal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like someone who has never had a pet, and is one of those horribly spoiled children

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    Aline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADHD, caffeine has more of a calming effect than stimulating.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, TIL this tidbit of info, thanks Aline. I was diagnosed with ADHD approximately 25 years ago and I never understood how I could fall asleep, no problem, after consuming coffee, tea, energy drinks, ect but yet other people would be wired, jittery and can't stfu after consuming minimal doses of caffeine. This makes complete sense to me now, kinda like when I recently made the correlation between my newer/worsening memory loss and forgetfulness is likely due in part by my ADHD.

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    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee makes me sweat and poop. That's it

    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep me too ill have a red ull and just go right to sleep lol. And yes it's probably because I have adhd

    Paul Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on average I drink 10 - 15 cups of tea a day and can always easily sleep for 11 hours

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take 3 sleeping tablets and end up bouncing off walls. What's up with that?

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    Rae Reyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't handle me at my worst...that's fair. I can barely handle me at my worst.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't handle me at my worst I've got bad news...my best ain't any better.

    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm attracted to pretty much my opposite tbh

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she doesn't, think about that next time Greg.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Greg! Just shut your lucky mouth!

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    Andrew Irish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the narrative that it's toxic to speak up about needless consumerism! My BFF couple are SO in love, if there is truth to "the one", they found it! But it's easy to see their #1 relationship stressor is this. Guy works FT & is in night school FT (gets like 4-6 hours of sleep a night). He makes $14/hr before taxes. He's the only one working (daycare cost is astronomical) with 2 kids and his wife. Rent is avg-$1,000/m. More than 1/2 his income. No public transportation=car costs, plus all bills, things they NEED, meds etc, cash when food stamps run out, they're 100% broke w/in days after pay day. They cut costs everywhere- 1 streaming service, WiFi phone #s, 0 data etc. Yet he often comes home to a box containing something no one NEEDS (I.e. chewable toothpaste $10) It rocks him. His wife gets duped by "deals". It may be, but it's unnecessary. Yet society says he's TA if he says anything about it, even if it causes harm! It's a consumerism scam, in my opinion.

    Andrew Irish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To clarify: The moral of that comment has nothing to do with the misogynistic stereotype that women do this and men don't. Absolutely false, in my family it was my dad, and later my brother too, I feel bad for his wife and kids as he has them in incredible debt. It's circumstantial that my friends are the other way around. Really, it's not even a criticism of either one of them, it's a criticism about the culture of US consumerism. The fact is this cultural norm that is completely illogical, a fabrication designed to keep people from holding each other accountable and thus continuing to compulsively spend, spreading the cultural infection of spending addiction, increasing everything from debt to financial institutions, to unimaginable profit for the ultra-rich (Jeff Bezos?). While the individuals and families suffer the real costs, which as all addictions go, increases the behaviors. A brilliant if insidious cycle that is no coincidence. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, lol!

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    Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I said something like "damn I really need a buttoned sweater". My boyfriend - BOYFRIEND, NOT HUSBAND, and boyfriend of 3 months where we did not share finances, and I was actually better off than he was - said "no you don't, you just bought that fleece". Well I was young and dumb and didn't see that the dude trying to control my finances was a red flag, and damn, there were a lot of them... Now I'd know! [Side note: the fleece was sports wear, and I was talking about a sweater for school/office. Was I Cought up in consumerist spending? Probably, but I have since reassessed my priorities, and have worn both the fleece and the sweater until they became completely disfigured and almost fell apart. And while opening a discussion on consumerism would be valid, straight up telling me what I should or shouldn't to with MY MONEY wasn't]

    whineygingercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby doesn't ask. He tells me I don't need whatever it is. I buy it anyways, after giving him the death stare.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a husband like that. Then I got a better one.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greg, let's talk about the life choices I've made, including you.

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    Phaiax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the weirdest part in that scenario would be the fact, that you're both just doing some mondane shopping. When you are nineteen, your emotions are so strong, your sadness so real. You would kill and die for the love of that other person. And then suddenly, you're both just some adults on a tuesday who need milk.

    Cookies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if bald is the worse thing ever.

    Isabel Galvez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did run into the girl by ex cheated on me with and she looked horrible.

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodyshaming women is bad but bodyshaming men is fine /s

    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That needed some commas, I’m out of breath!

    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with being bald. They can't control it.

    shankShaw deReemer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is definitely bald, on marriage #3, and doesn't have a pot to p**s in. Dodged a missile, not just a bullet!

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, most of my ex-boyfriends got f-ing ugly within a month of our break-ups. One gained a LOT of weight. One went from having shaved almost all hair on his body off to going fullblown caveman with hair all over. One began to get bald and somehow his skin turned grey? (No, I am 100% sure he's not sick. He just have terrible eating habits and unhealthy hobbies). At one point in my life I started to feel like it was my super power to make my exes go really ugly. Lol.

    Angel Winward
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I keep Facebook. I saw he was balding at 25. :)

    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now reverse the genders and see how distasteful it is.

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was it Len Deighton put in one of his books? 'Short people aren't aggressive because they're short, they're born short because they're aggressive and being short is to keep them from taking over the world.' Something similar to that, anyway.

    Alyssa Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid saw a shirt that said "grow until you're perfect" so now she says she's short because she has achieved perfection already

    Rebecca McManus
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's small but fierce " as Shakespeare said

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    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don't have to say "outa my way, I gotta pee!"

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just can't get reliable staff anymore.

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be a good example of saving more than you can afford

    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dress is permanent, the food is over quickly.

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so my daughter. She told my son that him and his GF should have a baby because she has baby fever but doesn't want children. a week later they announce their pregnancy lol

    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have it in a disease or allergy kinda way

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was okay with never having children before I learnt I'm infertile. But I wanted my brother to have a kid I could occasionally take care of. Now my brother has a child but 13 years ago he tried to push me to unalive myself for 3 whole months. Wow.

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to hear that you were already okay with not having children before learning that you are not able to. I bet you're the cool Auntie to your brothers child and I'm sorry that your brother encouraged you to hurt yourself 13 years ago, but I'm not sure why you chose to include this in your comment?

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    Anapv
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UAU, misoginy at it's best 🤢

    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, these aren't as funny as the title suggested.

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    EagleEyePanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're cooler than me, that means I'm hotter than you! 🔥

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be as hot as you like. I had my fill of hot --- in flashes.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But be ready to pass the crown.

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    Aline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they found the right person but don't want a wedding.

    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say 5 years is a good rule of thumb before any commitment like marriage because by then you will have endured some challenges, loss, joy, changes, etc... and a person will show their true self in those moments. Most people can behave themselves for 2-3 years (ask me how I know) but by the 5 year mark you will have been through enough - good and bad - that you should be able to confidently identify if this person and this relationship is long haul or not.

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 years is a perfectly reasonable amount of time. Much better than getting engaged after 1 year, when you're still in the "honeymoon phase" where you haven't experienced any real crises together, don't fully know what the person is REALLY like, and are so in love that your brain is still making enormous amounts of all those happy chemicals so you're basically high. You don't actually know if you like that person when you're in a normal state, you only know that you like that person while you're this high.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife of 40 years: "Where were you? Seeing your girlfriend?".."Yeah, like I can afford a girlfriend."

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    Andrew Irish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something :D ? Is this someone like saying it about themselves or is it like a running joke I'm not aware of? I feel silly, but I don't get it. I will say that at any given time I too have a number of mystery bruises on my legs. Does this mean I'm a gorgeous gorgeous?

    molly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s from hockey 🤷🏼‍♀️ pretty violent of a sport but so so fun

    The danish woman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... if I always have bruises all over my body without knowing why, am I then extra gorgeous?

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am usually covered in bruises all over my arms and legs and I have no idea where they come from.

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boy, but my body hates me I swear. Bruises pop up everywhere with no explanation and I get bug bites CONSTANTLY. I once had like 13 at once.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you get old. Bruises? ✔️ Bug magnet? ✔️ Aching joints? ✔️ And the list goes on and on! Enjoy your youth while you are blessed with it!

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, you're a drama queen?

    molly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, it’s abt chicken nuggets that’s fully rational

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think: this one actually could be Donald Trump's fault!

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really toxic. And when you realize that there are actually people out there who do this for real, making/keeping their partner obese so their partner will be less likely to leave them, the joke isn't that funny anymore.

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    EagleEyePanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as much as a man loves it when a woman tells him what to do - or how to do it - or worse, both!

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