In this day and age, memes are probably an integral part of your life if you spend even a fraction of your time on social media. They offer people a fun way to connect with what other folks are thinking around the world. And they’re proof that most of us have way more in common with each other than we think.
The ‘Pickuplines’ Instagram account is a massively successful social media project that shares some of the funniest and most relatable memes around the net. We’ve collected some of the most amusing ones to bring some comedy into your lives, dear Pandas. Scroll down to check them out, and remember to upvote your fave pics.
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It took my Dad last year. It was so cruel the way that he suffered. F.UCK CANCER!
So sorry. Took my best friend of over 30 years 1 week before last Christmas.
Load More Replies...I hope that someday, I too can order these balloons when I go through my last session of chemo <3
Aw that's so nice! I put my # on a dollar bill once in my late teens. I still laugh about the two older ladies who drunk called me to laugh at me.
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Load More Replies...I remember putting my phone number on a napkin and got a call from a garbage worker, it was truly great
I once wrote my number on the bottom of an old glass clown I had, I forgot about it and sent it to goodwill, I’m still waiting for someone to call and talk to me about clowns lol
It's Timsons around my way (I assume different part of UK) they also have 'free suit hire' although I wish they called it a fee loan for unemployed people going to job interviews. From the signs inside, I think they also encourage long term unemployed and those struggling due to being in prison to come in and ask if there is any extra help they need.
Load More Replies...That's awesome! When I was homeless, I'd put my work clothes in a plastic shopping bag with water from the park fountain and some soap. I'd shake it up, do a "rinse cycle," and let them air-dry, sometimes just on my body while I walked. EDIT: I didn't put any soapy water back in a fountain. I would fill plastic jugs from a drinking fountain in a public park and find somewhere discreet. That's also how I washed my hair.
What a kind gesture to make to a complete stranger. There's wishing someone good luck, then there's lending a helping hand.
This is nice. Don't get me wrong. But what are the chances that a homeless soul even HAS an outfit to HAVE cleaned for an interview? A free outfit and makeover MIGHT be more appropriate IMHO. Still, good on ya, there, Colton.
I once ran an ad for hurry up help packing for a move, and asked the person who answered and arrived, to pack up my guest bedroom closet (full of business attire not required in my workplace any longer). As she's folding and packing, I'm making up more boxes, she tells me she's living in a sort of very low income "halfway" house with similar others, and her friend there has a set of interviews for a finance role, but no proper business clothes. Turns out we were similarly sized, so I sent her "home" with a number of suit/outfit options for her friend - drycleaning and retail tags still attached. Helper so excited said clothes would be payment, but I said no - those clothes are for your friend, and I will pay you as agreed. I hope it was the confidence boost she needed to ace the interview process, and ultimately become CEO. And in the interim, find lovely business owners like these to help ease her transition.
It isn't rich people laundry here. From other comments you've made I know you're not young but you've gotta know the difference between a dry cleaner and a laundry service. You're unemployed and most likely broke. Probably young and starting out in life. You have an interview and want to impress but the one suit you have is wrinkly and in need of cleaning. It isn't cheap to have a suit dry cleaned but you don't do it everything you wear a suit. He's going to do it for free hoping that if you ever get a job that requires you to wear suits that you'll remember what he did for you and you'll be a customer for life.
Load More Replies...‘Pickuplines’ has been a part of the Instagram landscape for nearly a decade. The UK-based account was first created way back in July 2015 when the world and the internet were very different places. Over the years, the account went from strength to strength.
At the time of writing, ‘Pickulines’ boasts a whopping 6.1 million followers on the social network.
I mean- mine was my bsf before I randomly got a text saying, “Wanna be my girl?” I was so confused-
Load More Replies...Probably wanted a milk moustache, not a milk goatee.
Load More Replies...milk for cats = bad, most cats are lactose intolerant, although in small amounts like that they should be fine
It could also be Cat-Sip, which is made to be lactose-free for kitties! (Or any similar product made for cats)
Load More Replies...This is a Trajidee! A Travisti! (Insert more "unique" names here)
It does actually look like adult writing trying to write like a kid.
Load More Replies...The appeal of the massively popular account comes down to a few main factors. For one, the curators running the account know the importance of consistency.
When you regularly post on social media, it’s a constant reminder to your fans that you still exist and that you’ve got awesome stuff to show them. It also helps you remain consistently relevant among all the other cool meme accounts on social media.
Well, it's a 50-50 chance of being right, much better than being weatherman.
Load More Replies...What a great way to shift rudeness and create cooperation!
Never put vaseline on burns! Cool them with running water for at least 20 minutes, then cover loosely in cling film. Burns on hands, face, feet or groin and those bigger than the person's palm need hospital treatment. Sorry, I know you were making a joke, but I seem to have temporarily become a public service announcement
Load More Replies...Tell me you're not interested without telling me you're not interested.
As a French Horn player, shame on him, shame on his cow, and I call the band people to fight him 📯
Please tell me that's a Mulan reference "dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow" (I say that in my head way too often on a daily basis)
Load More Replies...Another huge reason for the success of the ‘Pickuplines’ project is its laser-like focus on humor. It’s no secret that internet users enjoy funny content. So when you get a constant stream of comedy aimed at you, it’s hard not to enjoy yourself. Funny memes are also great for sending to your friends and colleagues. After all, most of us enjoy making other people feel good.
There are some Claire Fisher (Six Feet Under) vibes with the girlfriend !
I once was on a camping trip where we went to Bear Lake. I was so tired that I fell asleep on my stomach and stayed there for about 2 hours. During that time, someone's awning fell over just a couple feet from me and I didn't wake up. I also had a nasty sunburn after... I'd rather fall asleep in the rain
*carefully puts Candelabra's lettuce back on*
Load More Replies...This is the very reason I really *don't* like tacos! Maybe they remind me too much of myself. That's one for the next therapy appointment!
I don't like staining my shirt with red stuff, but I like the taste of tacos.
Load More Replies...A core part of crafting quality memes revolves around making them relatable. If something is relatable, it resonates with us. If it manages to do that, you’ll probably end up sharing the meme with someone else. A real meme, by definition, is something that goes viral. So, the more relatable an image is, the more likely it is to spread.
I dunno. Is it really a good idea to hire people who have no patience?
Our field hockey club has a similar sign up, directed at those know-it-all parents.
Or plan some maintenance during peak flu season? Sometimes short-staffed means too many sick employees.
Load More Replies...Won't matter. It'll just in the office with the rest of the applications that corporate has said not to bother responding to.
The grammar looks fine, but 'your' should have been 'you'.
Load More Replies...I'd be terrified. People have died at fast food joints for less reason than having to wait.
James Bond and Dracula - two of my all time favorite cinematic characters!
I can't even make out what they were going for with the one on the right
I guess it's a kimono on the right, but I don't know if that sign is Japanese, plus men can wear them too, so ... No idea
Load More Replies...ill just take the short right (1 hour later) and go all the way around the world again to become a secret agent and take the left one
It makes sense that a lot of content creators pick some sort of niche for their memes because they then have a clear view of who their audience is. Someone might enjoy posting about parenting problems or workplace issues. Others might choose to hone in on cute animal pics or insights about relationships.
However, some curators decide to post anything and everything that they find entertaining. Their focus, then, is on quality, not a particular theme.
My daughter had a school mate called Mohammed Ali. He left the school recently - I wonder if he's destined for greatness elsewhere and I wish him well! (He's 6.)
Did you order while being in Zaire? If so prepare for a rumble in the jungle...
"Be ready to meet Muhammad Ali behind the bleachers." Uh-oh. For the history majors: Get ready to seize control of Egypt from the French.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, then eat like a termite after...? XP
If this is in the US, depending upon the jurisdiction, it's illegal to feed a parking meter that is not your own.....of course it is.
What?? And also: you still have parking meters with coins??
Load More Replies...That is also the kind of thing a protection racket dude might say. It's also called extorsion..
I wonder how many innocent passersby ruined their pants when they saw this
This reminds me of a fun story. A friend and I went on a road trip years ago, around Halloween. Friend stops to get snacks, I wait in the car. Someone approaches the car in a Halloween mask, and I promptly shriek and lock the doors. Person takes mask off, and I see that it's my friend, who decided it would be hilarious to frighten the life outta me. I made him wait a few mins before I unlocked the car doors.
I was going to say exactly the same! Most nuns I know are extremely mean people.
Load More Replies...A guy in my town does that with a Scream mask. Real freaky, especially in winter.
No matter how much of a social media veteran someone might be, knowing what memes will go viral is still no guarantee. (Hey, that kinda rhymed!) Luck and timing are inevitable factors that will affect the success of your social media post.
Even the most lovingly crafted post might not get the attention it deserves because you posted it at the ‘wrong’ time. Or, maybe, some events outside your control gobbled up everyone’s attention, making folks skip your post in their feeds.
My wife farted so loud this night the cat scared jumped out of the bed and run like her life was threatened.
Bouche does that when I cough, even if it's a Delores Umbridge cough.
Load More Replies...I would do CPR on that tummy and just wait for chaos unleach.
Load More Replies...I see the same posts on bored panda all the time, this is one of those ones that I see at least once a week
I am not as think as you drunk I am. Nor am I under the alfluence of incohol.
"I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober" –Howl Jenkins, Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones
I think it's a service, you spell it "becasue" and the drinker reads it normal if sufficiently drunk.
Load More Replies...How drunk are you because you're being made fun of for being drunk by someone who used "becasue" in a sentence.
I think the devil *might* be fireproof, unfortunately.
Load More Replies...I have a 💀 next to his name. Because he's dead to me. And also, blocked. In case he's not dead dead.
Since nobody can control the luck side of the whole social media game, the focus then falls on crafting the most high-quality memes that you can. And doing so consistently! Over time, you’ll build up a reputation as a trustworthy content creator and entertainer. Unless you’re particularly lucky, you won’t get famous or go viral on social media overnight.
Fame and growing a large follower count are more of a marathon than a sprint.
How does this make you not rude? Here's how this logic will pay out in court: "Well your honour, I'm not a murderer because I only killed three of them. I could have killed more!"
Nowhere do they say they were not rude. What they are saying is their" rude" comment could have been worse, but they held back.
Load More Replies...I once saw a transphobic Reddit comment and someone replied with the Grinch song but personalized for the transphobe 💀
I feel like this comment section has turned into the iceberg 🙄🙄 both ends of it
🤣🤣🤣 thank you for accurately summarizing my growing horror with this comment section
Load More Replies...Trying to insult someone but not use the strongest insults you know is SO difficult. It's like "Oh yeah? Well You're just a- *hesitates* *holds breath to prevent saying something that will get me killed* you're a... poo." *relaxes knowing that the disaster has been averted*
That glacier looks like a photographer with a camera wearing a robe
From my very personal point of view, a single atom of rudeness is too rude.
Some people deserve the rudeness. If you met Hitler, would you be polite or “rude“ to him?
Load More Replies...Be proud why not but why always start the "you all" b******t... Why being happy should be a competition ??
I don't think it's about the happiness competition. Apparently women going for only tall men is a thing in dating websites, she's just saying a happy and good relationship has nothing to do with a man's (or woman's) height.
Load More Replies...I don't particularly care about height. But why is it that women who are picky about one feature are judged while men are the ones who are much more likely to be picky about physical features and yet not get judged at all?
I've been married 32 years to my 5'5" hubby. When we met 34 years ago I was 5'7", but my spine and vertebrae/ discs are worn out and cruddy, so I'm only about 5'6" now, maybe even less. Donr pass up a shorter guy inked he's got short man syndrome / napoleon complex. When it comes down to what really matters in life, height is very far down the list
I've heard the Napoleon complex bit from a lot of women who only date taller men and as a woman l think it's the stupidest thing. Some short guys are arseholes, some are fantastic. In the same proportion as tall dudes.
Load More Replies...I tried. I was dumped because I was 3 cm taller than him and it made him self conscious. Extra info, I have only sport shoes on and don't even own high heels.
You dodged a bullet. The problem wasn't where the top of his head was, it was what was in his head.
Load More Replies...i dont blame her, Im 7'4 and been married for 3 years to a man that's only 4'9, I love him and he's so manly and lil~
My brother is short, his wife is not. He said they are the same height laying down.
My first thought was that "would you love me if I was a chicken nugget?"
Load More Replies...Weirdly I have been accused of this. No I'm not angry with you hon, I'm angry because I have to go to work and LEAVE you. sheesh.
Load More Replies...My Mom was pretty sly when she needed something fixed, and didn't want to listen to my Dad gripe about it. As she was getting on a cruise ship, I watched as she gave Dad a big hug, kissed him, and said, "Goodbye. I love you. By the way, the dryer is broken," before boarding.
Another thing for content creators to keep in mind is to try to relax and have fun. Yes, having a consistent posting schedule is important. But what’s even more vital is that you enjoy working with the content that you post. It’s something that you’ll probably end up doing for years and years. So, it only makes sense that you focus on the type of humor and topics that you personally enjoy, not just what you expect your audience want to see in their feeds.
Fame and followers don’t mean much if someone’s constantly miserable posting memes they dislike.
Sweet, and funny. When I moved out (the first time) my parents bought me a cheap car and paid my deposit. Dad would tell people, "Well, it cost me $1000, but I finally got rid of her."
My dad shouted at me and stormed off because I dared to shed a tear when I left home (for my sister who was left home alone with him and my mum).
Load More Replies...My mom had her clothes in my closet before I’d backed out of the laneway!
Hah my mates' (2 bedroom appartment/house wing) was untouched for years until his parents added a whole nursery, speculating he'd come back with his wife & kid by then. Madness.
Load More Replies...I fixed one downvote for you. You're entitled to your opinion, and you shouldn't be downvoted for sharing it.
Load More Replies...They are know for more than just toilets, but all restroom/bathroom fixtures.
Load More Replies...Urinal, not a toilet. They put those tags right on top near the fitting, but the ones on toilets are usually harder to see.
I love it! I have a student who enjoys this kind of joke. Going to have to remember it to tell him!
Lastly, if you want your images to stand out from the immeasurable number of memes circulating online, you should definitely take the time to polish up the content as much as you can. You want your meme to be understood in the least amount of time possible because internet users tend to have short attention spans. Ideally, your memes should leap off the screen!
For instance, you might want to focus on finding the most appropriate and high-quality images that you can instead of grainy low-resolution screenshots. Moreover, pick an easily readable font. And try to limit the number of words you use. You want your captions to be snappy, witty, and provide context without becoming blocks of text.
Awwwww.... (Side note: when you're grown up. Don't try to pull this. I've seen similar excuses from adults who just don't want to tip.)
Yep. You only tip if you are happy with food and service in other countries 🙃 and like 10% of the bill
Load More Replies...So the waiter should work for (almost) free because of some kid on a date? No
Bribery - that is a good tip I will share with some job hunting friends.
It’s not bribery. It’s called positive reinforcement on account of bribery is an ugly word
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to apply for a job with me in this way, I will pm my details. I don't actually employ anyone but I like donuts.
I managed to score an interview with the Maritime Safety Authority just by telling them I really like boats. If only I'd worn my sea captain's hat to the interview I totally would have had it in the bag.
It's always funny when everyone in the group assumes the same person did something. 100% funnier when they're right, lol.
Which of the memes shared by ‘Pickuplines’ did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Which ones made you laugh the hardest? Were there any that you cheekily sent your friends or coworkers? What types of memes do you enjoy the most and why?
If you have a moment, we’d love to hear your thoughts! Scroll down to the comment section to share yours.
Read the text under the last message, they've been blocked.
Load More Replies...I've got this great cheating technique. You read all the material until you understand it. All the answers are in your head so there's no way you'll get caught.
And after that, you could do a couple of practice questions so that you can answer faster. The less time you think on a question, the less time there will be for a teacher to think you’re cheating
Load More Replies...BF has a story about when he was in high school. The popular girl who sat next to him in math class asked him if he'd allow her to cheat off his exam. He said, sure. As he did the exam, he scribbled the answers on a piece of paper that she could read from where she sat. Only trouble was, even though his exam came back with 100, she failed every question. The answers he gave her were not the same answers that he wrote on the exam. She didn't talk to him for the remainder of the year. Gee, wonder why...
I seen similar post where people tried to cheat from other people and they did mething similar. Love these. I only cheated once on a test in high school.
Load More Replies...That was the joke originally, that’s what it meant by “smell”
Load More Replies...Tangent: what group of adults thought this wouldn't scare the bejesus out of kids. That's not Elsa. It's a monster.
that has so many gross interpretations going through my head and I now need soap for my brain
NYC subway. 14th St. stop, but not the F train (IND). PATH maybe?
I would've parked my butt on the floor to get both earbuds in. Music is so important to me when I'm in public that I bring an extra set of earbuds and a charger.
The problem with parking on the floor is I CAN SMELL THIS PHOTO. Every NYC subway smells strongly of pee, which presumably lives on the floor. You sit, you'll stick.
Load More Replies...I would personally just stand and hold the phone so I could put both earbuds in lol
Mine's opposite me (we both work from home now) and we've been together 23 years.
Load More Replies...We used to leave our MSN messenger and webcams on all night, even after we fell asleep, but still together 18 years later, so there must have been some point to it!
Everybody's talking about their spouses, but even if it didn't last forever it's still worth it.
Fücking truth. It’s not about categorizing each relationship as a success or failure, it’s about valuing the experiences you’ve had along the way.
Load More Replies...15 years ago I asked a girl to go to the Prom with me, last week I asked her to marry me.... she said no both times
But painful after the one about being about talking to someone until 3am. Or appropriate can't decide which.
Yeah! Why???? When I stand my legs look just fine but as soon as they touch a seat they kinda get liquid
Same. I assume it's the difference of fat distribution in men and women because my fiance and I have the same weight and height but this still happens.
Load More Replies...first, need before/after pics and if he's taller, his leg does not lean against the seat (maybe)
That’s the ‘thick’ and it is highly prized among people of taste and discernment.
I've got great legs for an old broad (61). I am basically a candy apple - size 18-20 on top and a 12 on the bottom. Oh, and did I mention my a*s fell about 15 years ago? So, shoulders like a linebacker, boobs that DEFINITELY prevent jogging, a waist & hips basically the same size AND really nice slim legs. Yup. Definitely a candied apple.
"I've built up so much character. I have an alter ego"..... song by Mary Prankster.
This is photoshopped, the original says "Damaged but adorable" and was put on slightly damages but still pretty flowers
They do take very good care of their bottom line, though.
Load More Replies...I never bought an iPhone new - always from a trusted "company seconds" site that sell ones that business bought but never needed for cheaps.
I'm not quite sure about this argument. Sometimes the daily routine just slowly kill a couple. When you forgot to seduct each other for a lot of years that's really hard to feel passionate.
+1 from me, just wanted to say the same. Myself, I'd also like to have some private time on the toilet and not my fiance barging in to shave or something like that
Load More Replies...I think I'm thick as two planks. Could someone explain this one?
I’ve seen this one before, and this was the explanation given ( put differently from theirs for any younger readers ) Stuck in the washing machine in revealing clothing and no underwear, and having s*x is a common adult website theme for videos.
Stuck IN the washing machine? How does that work exactly?
Load More Replies...I've quit clicking on hidden comments. I've found it's a darn good thing they're hidden.
A few really nasty rude people today. For no reason. Just to be mean. Blech.
Load More Replies...I've quit clicking on hidden comments. I've found it's a darn good thing they're hidden.
A few really nasty rude people today. For no reason. Just to be mean. Blech.
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