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In this day and age, memes are probably an integral part of your life if you spend even a fraction of your time on social media. They offer people a fun way to connect with what other folks are thinking around the world. And they’re proof that most of us have way more in common with each other than we think.

The ‘Pickuplines’ Instagram account is a massively successful social media project that shares some of the funniest and most relatable memes around the net. We’ve collected some of the most amusing ones to bring some comedy into your lives, dear Pandas. Scroll down to check them out, and remember to upvote your fave pics.

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Charlie the Cat
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took my Dad last year. It was so cruel the way that he suffered. F.UCK CANCER!

tuzdayschild
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sorry. Took my best friend of over 30 years 1 week before last Christmas.

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ShyWahine
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a thoughtful company - may they have continued blessings and much success

Roan The Demon Kitty
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that someday, I too can order these balloons when I go through my last session of chemo <3

PeachPossum
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Onion-cutting ninjas at it again...

CSC
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this before and I love it so much. The smallest acts of kindness in a time of need can truly change the world for some one.

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    Canandelabra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that's so nice! I put my # on a dollar bill once in my late teens. I still laugh about the two older ladies who drunk called me to laugh at me.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - such wholesome fun to get a response 5 years later....

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just simply wonderful

    trinity armor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember putting my phone number on a napkin and got a call from a garbage worker, it was truly great

    Orion Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have fixya.com article about fixing the automatic stop on an old Radio Shack turntable. I did diagrams in paint and everything! About once a year I get a thank you chat for it.

    Beff Jezos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once wrote my number on the bottom of an old glass clown I had, I forgot about it and sent it to goodwill, I’m still waiting for someone to call and talk to me about clowns lol

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nice, everyone deserves to have an opportunity for a good first impression

    Aileen Grist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnsons the cleaners does this in the UK too

    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Timsons around my way (I assume different part of UK) they also have 'free suit hire' although I wish they called it a fee loan for unemployed people going to job interviews. From the signs inside, I think they also encourage long term unemployed and those struggling due to being in prison to come in and ask if there is any extra help they need.

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! When I was homeless, I'd put my work clothes in a plastic shopping bag with water from the park fountain and some soap. I'd shake it up, do a "rinse cycle," and let them air-dry, sometimes just on my body while I walked. EDIT: I didn't put any soapy water back in a fountain. I would fill plastic jugs from a drinking fountain in a public park and find somewhere discreet. That's also how I washed my hair.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a kind gesture to make to a complete stranger. There's wishing someone good luck, then there's lending a helping hand.

    Odette Boisvert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that Colton really deserve his title; TEAM LEADER!!

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nice. Don't get me wrong. But what are the chances that a homeless soul even HAS an outfit to HAVE cleaned for an interview? A free outfit and makeover MIGHT be more appropriate IMHO. Still, good on ya, there, Colton.

    Michelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ran an ad for hurry up help packing for a move, and asked the person who answered and arrived, to pack up my guest bedroom closet (full of business attire not required in my workplace any longer). As she's folding and packing, I'm making up more boxes, she tells me she's living in a sort of very low income "halfway" house with similar others, and her friend there has a set of interviews for a finance role, but no proper business clothes. Turns out we were similarly sized, so I sent her "home" with a number of suit/outfit options for her friend - drycleaning and retail tags still attached. Helper so excited said clothes would be payment, but I said no - those clothes are for your friend, and I will pay you as agreed. I hope it was the confidence boost she needed to ace the interview process, and ultimately become CEO. And in the interim, find lovely business owners like these to help ease her transition.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago

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    People who wear suits that need professional cleaners need this kind of charity? Sorry, I'm trying to parse this scenario. The whole idea of paying someone to clean my clothes is weird to me anyway. That's like rich people stuff. I'm struggling to picture a rich person who can't afford to do laundry. Someone help me out here, please.

    Vinny DaPooh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't rich people laundry here. From other comments you've made I know you're not young but you've gotta know the difference between a dry cleaner and a laundry service. You're unemployed and most likely broke. Probably young and starting out in life. You have an interview and want to impress but the one suit you have is wrinkly and in need of cleaning. It isn't cheap to have a suit dry cleaned but you don't do it everything you wear a suit. He's going to do it for free hoping that if you ever get a job that requires you to wear suits that you'll remember what he did for you and you'll be a customer for life.

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    ‘Pickuplines’ has been a part of the Instagram landscape for nearly a decade. The UK-based account was first created way back in July 2015 when the world and the internet were very different places. Over the years, the account went from strength to strength.

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that's absolutely brilliant and a huge green flag.

    YourLocalChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- mine was my bsf before I randomly got a text saying, “Wanna be my girl?” I was so confused-

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    Lauren
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neon green flags... Flashing.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that didn't change your attitude, you need help.

    H G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How clever. This is actually brilliant technique lads.

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    Claudette Poulin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face makes me want to cry. So sad.

    Mocha the Lion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    milk for cats = bad, most cats are lactose intolerant, although in small amounts like that they should be fine

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could also be Cat-Sip, which is made to be lactose-free for kitties! (Or any similar product made for cats)

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    Cindy Mischke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the saddest cat I have ever seen. Poor baby.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have slobbered the milk... but at what cost?"

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! I feel for the furry guy!

    Kittylover368
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww so sad 😭😭😭😭

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably ain't wrong...

    YetAnotherSarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad should let this kid do their own homework.

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does actually look like adult writing trying to write like a kid.

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    Golpandoodle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exchange answers a) and c) and police would be called...

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, I must be “Dad…” 🤣

    Abigail Moritz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids got a point… my dad was scared of my mom at times 😂.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props to the tech who can tell that is a son.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a 50-50 chance of being right, much better than being weatherman.

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks just like Kenny. Wonder where he got the parka?

    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad got a lot of chill.

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So endearing ... what a thoughtful, supportive daughter!!!

    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago

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    How do you know it was the daughter that wrote it?

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a thoughtful tip earner. Yeah, I'm so cynical.

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some Vaseline for those burns, dude.

    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put vaseline on burns! Cool them with running water for at least 20 minutes, then cover loosely in cling film. Burns on hands, face, feet or groin and those bigger than the person's palm need hospital treatment. Sorry, I know you were making a joke, but I seem to have temporarily become a public service announcement

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a French Horn player, shame on him, shame on his cow, and I call the band people to fight him 📯

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that's a Mulan reference "dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow" (I say that in my head way too often on a daily basis)

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    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five years later...this one time in college.

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    hearditontheX
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a knee emoji after the horn for clarity

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're a trumpet" just killed me ^^

    Georgia O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a trumpet player, this weirdo offends me

    Georgia O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a trumpet player. i'm offended by this weirdo

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    Another huge reason for the success of the ‘Pickuplines’ project is its laser-like focus on humor. It’s no secret that internet users enjoy funny content. So when you get a constant stream of comedy aimed at you, it’s hard not to enjoy yourself. Funny memes are also great for sending to your friends and colleagues. After all, most of us enjoy making other people feel good.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if you had bought one, it wouldn't be this good

    RaqJT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom who painted the tie, or the girl in the photo?

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some Claire Fisher (Six Feet Under) vibes with the girlfriend !

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice... uhm... is she standing on a milk crate, though?

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    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I am totally this tired!

    Darth Kittius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once was on a camping trip where we went to Bear Lake. I was so tired that I fell asleep on my stomach and stayed there for about 2 hours. During that time, someone's awning fell over just a couple feet from me and I didn't wake up. I also had a nasty sunburn after... I'd rather fall asleep in the rain

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA. Of course you are... Show 'em a squirrel. He'll snap outta it.

    CrazyKnitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely my dog. He just doesn't care.

    DarkViolet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "nearly falling asleep walking home after dark" exhausted? 🤨

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I skip tacos and order tortillas.

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the very reason I really *don't* like tacos! Maybe they remind me too much of myself. That's one for the next therapy appointment!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like staining my shirt with red stuff, but I like the taste of tacos.

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. yes we do. who needs a therapist?

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I made for dinner tonight, giant (almost burrito sized) soft tacos.

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    Cougar Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Is it really a good idea to hire people who have no patience?

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. I offer applications when people b***h at me too! You can see I'm the only person working the front. Sighing at me doesn't do anything but make me serve other people first

    we don't talk about me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, these people must really want to hire me

    Gol D. Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W PHILOSEPHY FOR RESTRAUNT PEEPS

    MellonCollie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our field hockey club has a similar sign up, directed at those know-it-all parents.

    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or plan some maintenance during peak flu season? Sometimes short-staffed means too many sick employees.

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    Duuuuuuude
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't matter. It'll just in the office with the rest of the applications that corporate has said not to bother responding to.

    Pandapoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I focused on the grammar?

    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar looks fine, but 'your' should have been 'you'.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a company red flag here

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be terrified. People have died at fast food joints for less reason than having to wait.

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my superpower all the way through high school.

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiance has that power too. It's ADHD

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm cornered, I just watch their mouth. Open. Closed. Open. Open.

    Barong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry. Were you saying something?

    Momica98
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like how I can forget someone's name five seconds after they tell me.

    lonely miso
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! And then I can change the subject to my hyperfixation.

    Anh Aline Vuo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is still my superpower.

    Angela Darling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honesty - honesty is your super power!

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Bond and Dracula - two of my all time favorite cinematic characters!

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you’re a vampire who is a secret service agent?

    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even make out what they were going for with the one on the right

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's a kimono on the right, but I don't know if that sign is Japanese, plus men can wear them too, so ... No idea

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    Joseph Bradley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill just take the short right (1 hour later) and go all the way around the world again to become a secret agent and take the left one

    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagined Dracula and 007 fighting, that should be a movie

    H G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dressed for the opera, and an magician.

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    Canandelabra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring the George Foreman grill?

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter had a school mate called Mohammed Ali. He left the school recently - I wonder if he's destined for greatness elsewhere and I wish him well! (He's 6.)

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don''t throw in the towel...

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you order while being in Zaire? If so prepare for a rumble in the jungle...

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be ready to meet Muhammad Ali behind the bleachers." Uh-oh. For the history majors: Get ready to seize control of Egypt from the French.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, then eat like a termite after...? XP

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. It gave me very creepy vibes.

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    Canandelabra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling Jake from state farm on him.

    Barbara Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is in the US, depending upon the jurisdiction, it's illegal to feed a parking meter that is not your own.....of course it is.

    Ms Dodo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? And also: you still have parking meters with coins??

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    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some brilliant marketing right there.

    Ms Dodo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he could just put that on every car so people will think something happened and call him??

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is also the kind of thing a protection racket dude might say. It's also called extorsion..

    Krd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's basically all insurance is anyway! 😂

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many innocent passersby ruined their pants when they saw this

    SaneMinotaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a fun story. A friend and I went on a road trip years ago, around Halloween. Friend stops to get snacks, I wait in the car. Someone approaches the car in a Halloween mask, and I promptly shriek and lock the doors. Person takes mask off, and I see that it's my friend, who decided it would be hilarious to frighten the life outta me. I made him wait a few mins before I unlocked the car doors.

    Heather Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should go with the "Single women protection" article...

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an idea... A creepy one but if it works ?!

    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    marilyn manson head-size cut out is now on my shopping list

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be much more frightened if it was a real nun.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say exactly the same! Most nuns I know are extremely mean people.

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    Deson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of my neighbors did this with their car. They used a Monkey mask for the driver and Shrek for the passenger. The Shrek head was positioned like it was looking out the right window. Very effective indeed.

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy in my town does that with a Scream mask. Real freaky, especially in winter.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife farted so loud this night the cat scared jumped out of the bed and run like her life was threatened.

    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's getting a hug out of shear curiosity

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do CPR on that tummy and just wait for chaos unleach.

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    Stealthzilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the same posts on bored panda all the time, this is one of those ones that I see at least once a week

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    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “what seems to be the officer, problem?”

    Jules (they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober" –Howl Jenkins, Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've already seen this one a lot of times but still funny as f**k ^^

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're drunk" Mate, you just spelt 'because' as 'becasue'

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a service, you spell it "becasue" and the drinker reads it normal if sufficiently drunk.

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    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get - Joe Walsh

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newish drunk friends hanging out: "But, Mitch, what's you name, Mitch?"

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How drunk are you because you're being made fun of for being drunk by someone who used "becasue" in a sentence.

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    rorschach-penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the devil *might* be fireproof, unfortunately.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect answer does not exist... Wait...

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appropriate answer for past deeds...

    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Devil's dating 2020 now, or so I heard.

    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 💀 next to his name. Because he's dead to me. And also, blocked. In case he's not dead dead.

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this make you not rude? Here's how this logic will pay out in court: "Well your honour, I'm not a murderer because I only killed three of them. I could have killed more!"

    Panda-sized Potato
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowhere do they say they were not rude. What they are saying is their" rude" comment could have been worse, but they held back.

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    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they actually mean they've got a s**t-ton of worse stuff going around in their head? Don't we all?

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a transphobic Reddit comment and someone replied with the Grinch song but personalized for the transphobe 💀

    BatPhace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this comment section has turned into the iceberg 🙄🙄 both ends of it

    Brocken Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 thank you for accurately summarizing my growing horror with this comment section

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to insult someone but not use the strongest insults you know is SO difficult. It's like "Oh yeah? Well You're just a- *hesitates* *holds breath to prevent saying something that will get me killed* you're a... poo." *relaxes knowing that the disaster has been averted*

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That glacier looks like a photographer with a camera wearing a robe

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are just immature. I was annoyed when my teen classmates would tell me in front of everyone: hey, you have a zit! Now my boss, who is elderly, says the same thing. Caring about other people's emotions is not that hard.

    Marcos Valencia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my very personal point of view, a single atom of rudeness is too rude.

    Krd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people deserve the rudeness. If you met Hitler, would you be polite or “rude“ to him?

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be proud why not but why always start the "you all" b******t... Why being happy should be a competition ??

    GettingCereal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's about the happiness competition. Apparently women going for only tall men is a thing in dating websites, she's just saying a happy and good relationship has nothing to do with a man's (or woman's) height.

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    O D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't be the 4 inch heels she's wearing, could it? ROFL

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't particularly care about height. But why is it that women who are picky about one feature are judged while men are the ones who are much more likely to be picky about physical features and yet not get judged at all?

    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been married 32 years to my 5'5" hubby. When we met 34 years ago I was 5'7", but my spine and vertebrae/ discs are worn out and cruddy, so I'm only about 5'6" now, maybe even less. Donr pass up a shorter guy inked he's got short man syndrome / napoleon complex. When it comes down to what really matters in life, height is very far down the list

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard the Napoleon complex bit from a lot of women who only date taller men and as a woman l think it's the stupidest thing. Some short guys are arseholes, some are fantastic. In the same proportion as tall dudes.

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    Subaru645
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With heels on just for emphasis…

    EvilNob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried. I was dumped because I was 3 cm taller than him and it made him self conscious. Extra info, I have only sport shoes on and don't even own high heels.

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dodged a bullet. The problem wasn't where the top of his head was, it was what was in his head.

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    Prince Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont blame her, Im 7'4 and been married for 3 years to a man that's only 4'9, I love him and he's so manly and lil~

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she's just supporting her fella who must get s**t all the time for being short but more importantly their home is absolutely fabulous!!

    Just-4-2day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is short, his wife is not. He said they are the same height laying down.

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad she didn't lead with the nuggets.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was that "would you love me if I was a chicken nugget?"

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    Nina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way you put on your shoes on this morning looked angry 😂

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly I have been accused of this. No I'm not angry with you hon, I'm angry because I have to go to work and LEAVE you. sheesh.

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom was pretty sly when she needed something fixed, and didn't want to listen to my Dad gripe about it. As she was getting on a cruise ship, I watched as she gave Dad a big hug, kissed him, and said, "Goodbye. I love you. By the way, the dryer is broken," before boarding.

    Canandelabra
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww! Open communication and a genuine woman.

    Cindy Brick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the barbecue sauce...

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ME!!!!! His answer -- I couldn't find my earbuds....

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting shoes on angrily, that's a good one.!

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    Fame and followers don’t mean much if someone’s constantly miserable posting memes they dislike.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet, and funny. When I moved out (the first time) my parents bought me a cheap car and paid my deposit. Dad would tell people, "Well, it cost me $1000, but I finally got rid of her."

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad shouted at me and stormed off because I dared to shed a tear when I left home (for my sister who was left home alone with him and my mum).

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    Charlotte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had her clothes in my closet before I’d backed out of the laneway!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah my mates' (2 bedroom appartment/house wing) was untouched for years until his parents added a whole nursery, speculating he'd come back with his wife & kid by then. Madness.

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    EvilNob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope, the writer is not a 40 years old man...

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parent's graduation gift to me for high school: luggage.

    Lori w
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I just don't think things like this are cute.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fixed one downvote for you. You're entitled to your opinion, and you shouldn't be downvoted for sharing it.

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    Galrut
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Standard is a company known for making toilets.

    Panda-sized Potato
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are know for more than just toilets, but all restroom/bathroom fixtures.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. This couldn't have worked out better.

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urinal, not a toilet. They put those tags right on top near the fitting, but the ones on toilets are usually harder to see.

    JayKat5
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For You To Pee In To - A Toilet

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this serial is on hundreds of toilets

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was I speechless? Neigh.

    Deson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must inflict this one (Slightly modified) on my friend tomorrow when she and I get together and see the horse. She can take it I'm sure. I might end up in the hospital but it will be glorious.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asked for a dumb joke. Got a dumb joke. So, why no response??

    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! I have a student who enjoys this kind of joke. Going to have to remember it to tell him!

    James Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that funny, quit horsing around

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    Persephone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.. 14 y.o. I can understand; Adults, NO!

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww.... (Side note: when you're grown up. Don't try to pull this. I've seen similar excuses from adults who just don't want to tip.)

    AR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teen I could forgive not tipping. Adults though…

    Mirela S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I know all the comments below are from Americans 😂

    Ekaterina Myers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. You only tip if you are happy with food and service in other countries 🙃 and like 10% of the bill

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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as a nomination for employee of the month.

    Maria Maria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the waiter should work for (almost) free because of some kid on a date? No

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bribery - that is a good tip I will share with some job hunting friends.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not bribery. It’s called positive reinforcement on account of bribery is an ugly word

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    David Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone wants to apply for a job with me in this way, I will pm my details. I don't actually employ anyone but I like donuts.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to score an interview with the Maritime Safety Authority just by telling them I really like boats. If only I'd worn my sea captain's hat to the interview I totally would have had it in the bag.

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont know if an interviewer would trust that in this day and age...could be an FU from a previously rejected interviewee.....

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as simple as "ABD", people! Always Bring Doughnuts.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now is that thinking outside the box or hiding inside the box?

    Ms Dodo
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    1 year ago

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    Nope. Super cringe. And also, I would not eat that because who knows what he did to that?

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    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always funny when everyone in the group assumes the same person did something. 100% funnier when they're right, lol.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫Jacob's Mom has got it going on...♪

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    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Am I thick for not getting it?...

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the text under the last message, they've been blocked.

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    Debster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which phones does this work on? I have a couple of people I need to do this with.

    Brenard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannngggg

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got this great cheating technique. You read all the material until you understand it. All the answers are in your head so there's no way you'll get caught.

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after that, you could do a couple of practice questions so that you can answer faster. The less time you think on a question, the less time there will be for a teacher to think you’re cheating

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    gilded panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get some aloe for that

    PeachPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BF has a story about when he was in high school. The popular girl who sat next to him in math class asked him if he'd allow her to cheat off his exam. He said, sure. As he did the exam, he scribbled the answers on a piece of paper that she could read from where she sat. Only trouble was, even though his exam came back with 100, she failed every question. The answers he gave her were not the same answers that he wrote on the exam. She didn't talk to him for the remainder of the year. Gee, wonder why...

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen similar post where people tried to cheat from other people and they did mething similar. Love these. I only cheated once on a test in high school.

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, no. I'm not a cheater like some people

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    John Bababuie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snort some “snow”

    Stealthzilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the joke originally, that’s what it meant by “smell”

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tangent: what group of adults thought this wouldn't scare the bejesus out of kids. That's not Elsa. It's a monster.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you wanna kill a snowman?"

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that has so many gross interpretations going through my head and I now need soap for my brain

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how that cord is supporting the weight of the phone!

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NYC subway. 14th St. stop, but not the F train (IND). PATH maybe?

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your S/O is venting about their horrible day but your phone 'bout to die & you want to stay supportive.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've parked my butt on the floor to get both earbuds in. Music is so important to me when I'm in public that I bring an extra set of earbuds and a charger.

    Marie Clear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with parking on the floor is I CAN SMELL THIS PHOTO. Every NYC subway smells strongly of pee, which presumably lives on the floor. You sit, you'll stick.

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    Marla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm absolutely going to look up there for an outlet next time I'm waiting for a subway

    Evan not Hansen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would personally just stand and hold the phone so I could put both earbuds in lol

    tee-lena
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    1 year ago

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    He's homeless. It's tiring

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    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny since I’m listening to music while looking at this

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    Vinny DaPooh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that 18 years ago. We got married. She's to my left right now

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's opposite me (we both work from home now) and we've been together 23 years.

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    Ottawa
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that 17 years ago. He's sleeping on our couch right now (fell asleep watching TV, not being punished 😂).

    kennoreid1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to leave our MSN messenger and webcams on all night, even after we fell asleep, but still together 18 years later, so there must have been some point to it!

    ManBlob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's playing with me on PC, together for 7,5 years.

    yepyepyepuhhuh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody's talking about their spouses, but even if it didn't last forever it's still worth it.

    Brocken Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fücking truth. It’s not about categorizing each relationship as a success or failure, it’s about valuing the experiences you’ve had along the way.

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got married, moved across the country, watched our kids grow up, and now are expecting our 1st grandchild, and are planning for retirement ... and we still sometimes talk till 3am!

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years ago I asked a girl to go to the Prom with me, last week I asked her to marry me.... she said no both times

    H G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that over 20 years ago, he sits to my right.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what pets are for! They always deserve love

    Cold Eagle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But painful after the one about being about talking to someone until 3am. Or appropriate can't decide which.

    BatPhace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you don't deserve it either? You get back what you put into the world, so surround yourself with love and people who deserve it 🥰🥰

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    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Why???? When I stand my legs look just fine but as soon as they touch a seat they kinda get liquid

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I assume it's the difference of fat distribution in men and women because my fiance and I have the same weight and height but this still happens.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first, need before/after pics and if he's taller, his leg does not lean against the seat (maybe)

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned to love skinny man legs! If I want to feel curves I have my own

    laura bova
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bc guy's legs are usually longer so they aren't touching the seat

    Rachel Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the ‘thick’ and it is highly prized among people of taste and discernment.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got great legs for an old broad (61). I am basically a candy apple - size 18-20 on top and a 12 on the bottom. Oh, and did I mention my a*s fell about 15 years ago? So, shoulders like a linebacker, boobs that DEFINITELY prevent jogging, a waist & hips basically the same size AND really nice slim legs. Yup. Definitely a candied apple.

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    HelmGrass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one a day is good... more is poison?

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than not texting you at all?

    Lilly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what was the answer

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    KillerKiwi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except I am the emotionally unavailable person. Sorry

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've built up so much character. I have an alter ego"..... song by Mary Prankster.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, always thought God would look older.

    Anh Aline Vuo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. God is a cruel prankster.

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    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is photoshopped, the original says "Damaged but adorable" and was put on slightly damages but still pretty flowers

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i have this on a shirt please ?

    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case it’s “damaged but funny”

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's doable -- Nathan Explosion

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold send button long, for scheduling.. 🤷‍♂️

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I did nor know that function existed

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple never took care of you.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do take very good care of their bottom line, though.

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple is like test chamber for idiots. They test moronic solution because they know their followers will swallow everything, other companies copy solution. Just... Kurwa.

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never bought an iPhone new - always from a trusted "company seconds" site that sell ones that business bought but never needed for cheaps.

    Lady Lava
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only Apple went downhill in that aspect. My current Samsung came without a charger, only a cable. And headphones also aren't included anymore.

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    Rocky Horror Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who took this picture.

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their disillusioned kid? Just a hunch. ;)

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not quite sure about this argument. Sometimes the daily routine just slowly kill a couple. When you forgot to seduct each other for a lot of years that's really hard to feel passionate.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 from me, just wanted to say the same. Myself, I'd also like to have some private time on the toilet and not my fiance barging in to shave or something like that

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    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who exactly took the photo?

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why our bathroom door has a lock. When I am in the bathroom for whatever reason no one else is allowed in. That goes double when I am actually using the toilet.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were there early on, maybe before we got married -cant remember. We met about 34 years ago and my memory about such things isn't the best!

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's the third person taking the photo...

    Lori w
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not entertaining. Just gross and a violation of privacy.

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    Rocky Horror Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm thick as two planks. Could someone explain this one?

    Amalie Jaye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this one before, and this was the explanation given ( put differently from theirs for any younger readers ) Stuck in the washing machine in revealing clothing and no underwear, and having s*x is a common adult website theme for videos.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck IN the washing machine? How does that work exactly?

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    Roger9er
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to get a clean shot

    GrowingThruConcrete
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea I'm too innocent for this type...glad its in last

    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her I am innocently thinking they used to see when the washing cycle was finished..

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