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Have you ever found yourself feeling down in the dumps, decided to scroll through a bunch of random memes, and suddenly felt better? Even if only for a short while… That’s because a good, hilarious meme has the potential to lift your spirits, make you feel seen, and inject some much-needed humor into an otherwise dark situation. Research shows that memes can even destigmatise depression, and help those suffering feel a sense of community.
We've discovered an IG page filled with random but relatable memes. The fact that it has clocked up over 1.4 million followers says something... Whether you're feeling happy or sad, or maybe just looking for a reason to procrastinate, there should be something for you on the BruhIFunny Instagram page. Bored Panda has gone through thousands of the posts to select a list of the best. Don't forget to upvote the ones that made you spit out your morning coffee.
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Ashlie Benson 10 months ago
Words cannot express how much I truly love this. I think dude needs to quit the current job and start designing work spaces. An interior office designer.
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TheGoodBoi 10 months ago (edited)
Almost got punched in the face doing this :). All was well after we came to our senses lol
Puppy Dancing! 10 months ago
Except when it's your dog who shoves their tongue up your nose to get out that last bit of dried snot
#3
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
I like your psycho family so much more than my actual psycho family.
The University of Westminster likens memes to fast-food media. “They are like cheeseburgers – highly tempting in colour, smell and texture, but low in nutritional value,” notes the website. “They feed you up a bit (on the news agenda), but you really need a decent meal (or reading a respected newspaper) to nurture your body and mind.”
Nevertheless, just like fast food, memes are here to stay. The University explains that people see, understand and respond to images way faster than we do to text. And some mental health experts believe that’s a great thing.
#4
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
I lack social skills, or so I'm told, so I can come off as being, uh, blunt. If only people knew how much I bite my tongue.
Bryan Wright 10 months ago
Sometimes tact can leave you even angrier than you were at the onset.
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Tim Richards 10 months ago
Because it's socially acceptable for kids to do this, and I hate them for it. Why can't this be me without getting in some form of trouble?
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SolitaryIntrovert 10 months ago
Though sometimes families do give you gas. 😉😉😉😉
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Corvus 10 months ago
I remember hearing the line "It's the oil, stupid" growled in the background of one of the movies (or perhaps the trailer).
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George D 10 months ago (edited)
Don't get me started. Bad guys spray bullets with a 0% hit rate, up close gun fights and nobody's ears are painfully ringing, people lost in the wilderness still have great looking teeth, getting from A to B in less time than humanly possible, chance encounters that are a 100 million to one, walking up to decomposing bodies with no one holding their nose the entire time, ingesting a d**g and the effects are almost immediate, physical fights that last way too long for a person's body to be able to endure, tailing someone and they not noticing you're practically 20 feet away, figuring out passwords faster than a youtube commercial, obvious clues missed by the protagonist, simple explanations that would have resolved the issue, etc etc etc.
LA-based psychologist Theodora Blanchfield sees memes as a helpful part of someone’s healing journey. Blanchfield says memes get “trivialized and disparaged”, but they can play an important role in an age where a lot of our communication is done digitally.
Memes allow people to share their thoughts and feelings quickly, and can help create a sense of community and connection, especially during dark times.
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Karina 10 months ago (edited)
Why where the weasleys so broke? because they went out and bought the same set of textbooks seven years in a row, the same damn books. This annoys me to no end.
Say No to Downvoting 10 months ago
Maybe the teachers were complete bastards and required the newest editions every single year? (And given all the favoritism and rubbish Dumbledore let happen in that school, I wouldn’t put it past him to employ other staff that would do exactly that).
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Panda Panda Bo Banda 10 months ago
She shouldn't have ended up with either one of them. They're like siblings.
Jill 10 months ago
THIS!! YES!! Finally someone who sees what I see! *happy dances*
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Camber Hollywood 10 months ago
But only after she makes one of them trans.
Load More Replies... Nitka Tsar 10 months ago
Oh she only says that because fans have been crying about it so much. Personally I think she should have gotten with Krum. They fit good together. Ron is an idiot compared to her though. Harry and Ginny are a good pair though. I don‘t think he and Hermione would have been good together.
Lydia Koncsics 10 months ago
omg I've never met a fellow Hermione-Krum shipper!! HI!!!
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DowntownStevieB 10 months ago
Harry, being wealthy, NEVER ONCE HELPED HIS POOR BEST FRIENDS OUT! NEVER!
Penelope 10 months ago
1. He gave his triwizard earnings to the twins. 2. Would the Weasley family have taken his offerings? 3. He bought Ron good gifts (keepers gloves probably weren’t cheap) for holidays.
Load More Replies... justanotherweirdo 10 months ago
I agree, I never really did ship Ron and Hermione, but yeah wth, was it not her decision to make?
roddy 10 months ago
Sometimes the story takes its own shape and you find yourself surprised by it.
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Hiram's Friend 10 months ago
Illustrates how deep in the weeds fans can get over fictional characters.
Granny's Thoughts 10 months ago
I bet every reader agrees. I have to wonder what she was 🤔 thinking!
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iseefractals 10 months ago
I would save the packaging, cook the meat, go in search of the type of people that would put that kind of label on the package in the first place, and consume it front of those people while holding up the little picture and telling them all how delicious Chole is. I don't even really eat much meat anymore, beef least of all, maybe twice in the past 18 months....but this kind of thing just pisses me off.
Spidercat 10 months ago
You know what, the idea is fine if you support that philosophy but I'm against the implied level of admin required to achieve this. I'm supposed to believe they identified a specific Cow named Chloe, followed it covertly until it's appointed execution and then followed it's corpse to a packing factory... warehouse... distribution centre... supermarket...before finally applying the sticker they presumably could have made at the first opportunity...just to make a philosophical point regarding the validity of Cows as beings of consciousness and worth. Nah...not buying it. No way was that Cow called Chloe.
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Norm Gilmore 10 months ago
No. The cow wasn't called Chloe. It was more likely called Stock Unit # 447. Or SU #448... Labeling like this wont stop me buying 'Chloe'. The price will...
SleepSycho 10 months ago (edited)
Naming her is a reminder that she is an individual not just a "unit" so eat her if you want but appreciate her as life form at least. Cows are very nice creatures actually, and eating lots of beef is not healthy. Just trying to make people think instead of being mindless consumers shoveling products down their gullets. I know people who raise their animals, name them, slaughter and eat them. There is a level of appreciation there absent in the meat machine, and they are kindly treated in their lifetimes. But still eaten. But not mindlessly and without regard for the sacrifice for our nourishment. Connecting us to the world and what we are actually partaking in, instead of just consuming products.
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Marianne 10 months ago
Chloe was bred for her meat. She would never have been born otherwise, so living a peaceful live was never a possibility for her.
PeepPeep the duck 10 months ago
Depends on how they are farmed. I have one Angus in my fridge/freezer. Blackie was his name, he had a great life filled with love and his fave berries and apples as treats. The farmer got them as babies, so my bf and I handed and spoilt him until his time. Baby (my bf’s hand reared freisan ) is still spoilt daily but she isn’t in the same paddock as his dads (the farmer) food cows
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ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago
Chloe, thank you for tasty meat that will provide me both nourishment and pleasure.
little lana 10 months ago
Choosing to not eat meat is one thing, guilt tripping people is another. 🤷♀️
Kendall Walls 10 months ago
Once in a blue moon, I get one of Japan's best take outs; a double Moss Burger with "everything". It's one of life's guilty pleasures, because yes, I know that one of God's most beautiful creatures was sacrificed.
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I'm with you on this one, and what does it matter 'Chloe' deed is done and what a waste it would be not eating you
Kendall Walls 10 months ago
George:You made your statement, as is your right. Now, explain it, -as is your responsibility.
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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 10 months ago
It's already dead. Sometimes it's like vegans think that if they stop buying milk then dead cows will come back to life
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alaina66 10 months ago
Me too. A lot of people don't like him and call him a bully. I don't think he is. He tells it like it is, as it should be.
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Mike L 10 months ago
He is a talent, but I believe either the producers, or he himself figured out, "act like a prima donna and this will take off". Because when he does guest spots, you see the real guy; very nice and funny.
Petra Peitsch 10 months ago
When you watch the UK versions of his shows, you'll see, that all that drama is just in his US shows, because of the audience over there.
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Michelle C 10 months ago
He has admitted an interviews that the persona he displays is an act purely for entertainment’s sake. He is known to be a class act outside of television.
MsPlants 10 months ago
I think the US version is his inside voice that he gets to use outside and the UK version is his proper version. her gets to say what anyone who has ever worked with idiot coworkers has wanted to say but cant on the US version. On the UK version hes the polite coworker that cant say the inside thoughts. Also EVERYONE knows no one comes up with insults as good as the British lol
Michelle C 10 months ago
The French have more than a few good insults! So do Italians and Germans.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Is this the UK or the US version of Ramsay because they are two different people. Gordon is more civil on his UK shows, saving his rants, raves, and swearing for his US shows. However, that's a damn good comeback for raw squid.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
I could listen to him berate people for hours--it's all scripted anyway
The therapist says her clients sometimes send her memes. “I’m grateful that my friends and clients have used memes to communicate with me in order to say the hard things—to make jokes about their traumas or an element of dealing with chronic depression, for example,” writes Blanchfield.
She adds that finding humor during difficult times can help us to get through by taking “some of the power away from these otherwise taboo feelings.”
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PhaseWitFact 10 months ago
That's cute! He's excited about the class and wants to help. It'd be fun to study with him. Chocolate cup cookies and child humor beat young adult drama.
keyboardtek 10 months ago
There are some remarkable people in the world. Joey Alexander is a young jazz pianist who at age 14 when he hit the music scene has the musical maturity of the best old jazz pianists.
David 10 months ago
When I was in intro bio in college, we had a 14 year old in the class, who not only got perfect scores on every test, but also ran a study group.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
My mom pushed me into starting college when I was 14. It was NOT good times for me XD I definitely wasn't a genius or anything and I got shunned and harassed by the other students, who were all adults (well, legally speaking) and no one wanted to talk to me. I did quite well in my classes that I didn't have to do group projects in, though XD I took a mythology class where we had to do a group/pair presentation, and the girl I was paired with didn't want to work with me. So I filmed a version of the myth of Sigurd the Volsung, starring my cat Kaz and my stuffed animals as all the characters XD If I'd actually been a genius or a savant, I wouldn't have cared, but I was just a normal kid with a mom who WANTED a genius child XD
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Five Years 10 months ago
My Organic prof told me on the last day that he really disliked me. But then he had to tell me that I'd placed third on the final exam. (It was the only standardized, multiple choice test of the year. THEY GAVE YOU THE ANSWER and so out of four ONE of them was the correct solution. Like James Bond all I had to do was "eliminate all free radicals." ("Oh James!")
Caryne Ag 10 months ago
My neighbour friends, Tanishq and Tiara Abraham, Joined Mensa when they were four years old, two of the smartest kids in the world. Tanishq explained quantum physics to me when he was nine, and Tiara is an opera singer who can recite the factors of pi to infinity from memory. Very sweet and grounded people.
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Nikolaj Christensen 10 months ago
DARK I like it! Like the inside of the plastic bag that served as her coffin ⚰, wait... am I goth now?
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StretcherBearer 10 months ago
Just don't be one of those people who ask for 'one last kiss' before they split up
Janet Graham 10 months ago
Did that make you happy? Did you giggle and do a happy dance? Do you feel unwell?
Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago
Med school. Cadaver on table. Autopsy planned. Sheet removed. Scream as ex-partner of med student is revealed. 1980's med school incident in Virginia.
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Final score:
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grosse_daus 10 months ago (edited)
On a dark snowy Monday 1st in July, we found out that he forgot about the leap year...
Debby Keir 10 months ago
Every 4th year we have a 29th December (called no day) where everyone is off work (doctors, shops, taxis, army generals) and we citizens take over the world - I'm up for that.
iseefractals 10 months ago
13x28=364. That does not make 1 year. Close. But not close enough to prevent a future in which it snows in the middle of august.
Chihuahua Mama 10 months ago
Yeah I thought this too. Every so many years, we would still need a leap year, which would throw off starting on a monday every year
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Sky Render 10 months ago
Oddly enough, the calendar did used to go entirely by lunar cycles. That's why it's called a "month", as it's an old word for "moon". It only got changed in the long run because, as noted elsewhere in this discussion, years don't actually align perfectly to 13 lunar cycles.
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
If we want every month to start on the same day of the week we'd have to add a leap week every 7 years. To avoid too much drift relative to the the solstices and equinoxes we'd also need an extra leap week every 17 years to get us (mostly) back on track. After eight 17 year cycles we'd be 0.9392 day behind so year 136 would require a leap day. Make it a special holiday that's not a normal day of the week, and you can keep every month starting on the same day. We wouldn't need a double special holiday until year 2176 (counting from the starting point, not 151 years from now). It's workable, but is it really better than how we do it now?
Britches are for everyone 10 months ago
People who have worked on this propose a single extra day added to every year that exists outside the normal week structure. Sometimes it's called "Year Day." You'd have Saturday, December 28th, then you'd have Year Day, then you'd have Sunday, January 1st.
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Malsumis 10 months ago
this would give us a reverse leap year - so every 4 years, we'd lose a day (364 days instead of 365 days). 3 years of 365 days + 1 year of 364 days = 1459 days every 4 years. 1459 / 4 = 364.75 days per year, which is close to 365.2422 (a solar cycle). i'm oke with this.
Britches are for everyone 10 months ago
Not if you add a leap day every four years like we do now. You add one day to every year and two years to every four years. Simple.
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Blanchfield says that humor is one of her favorite therapeutic tools. “Laughing is every bit as much of an emotional and physical release as crying. Plus, I firmly believe that sometimes life is just too absurd not to laugh at.”
And she’s not the only expert to laud the power of laughter and relatable memes in the quest for mental wellness...
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Cory Kent 10 months ago
And since most of it is frozen, he's really cutting into the store profits which is not good considering most of those things are ordered at a corporate level, such as district or regional.
Load More Replies... Bean Driller 10 months ago
I have hated Nestle since I was a kid and found out they were convincing women in poor countries that breastfeeding was bad, but using their formula and dirty water was better. That's just one thing.
Shelley Dawson 10 months ago
I haven't bought from Nestle for years (will not put the accent over the e). I will never buy from Nestle. It's not much but it's something.
T J 10 months ago
Those types of decisions are based on sales not what a Walmart manager sees in the overstock cart
Radek Suski 10 months ago
The problem is they own so many brands it is hard to even boycott them
Britches are for everyone 10 months ago
Do you mean that Nestle products should put the employee on the overstock cart?
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Stephan Daudt 10 months ago
That's not how that works. Walmart is a multi billion dollar company that uses computer algorithms to determine how many to order. Your managers are not that powerful. It is the council of Demons in Bentonville. That pray to their alters and ask aspirations from another plane of existence to devine the best possible way to make more money. Then they send messages through the unseen world or the "internet" to their forges. Then the forge of Nestlé makes their unholy concoctions and sends them to the front lines where we, the foot soldiers unknowingly feed the beast.
Probably Legal 10 months ago
Is there a big thing about nestle? I haven’t heard about any problems, if someone could inform me of it
Jane Alexander 10 months ago
Nestles are vile under all of their mirade of names to hide behind. They steal water from farmers, destroyiing homes and small businesses in CA valley and many other places. I wish we would boycott them out of existance.
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Squidward Tentacles 10 months ago
Bro stealing from dead people that how you end up in a real life poltergeist movie
Helena 10 months ago
When I die the nurse can absolutely use my debit card to get a snack. It's the least I can do because I imagine I'll be a freakin handful while dying.
Norunn Nygard 10 months ago
Same here! If I'm dead, how would I care what happens to any money I might have left in my bank account? And the nurse sure AF needs a snack more than me!
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Apachebathmat 10 months ago
This was a hospital two mile away from where I used to live, didn’t surprise me at all!
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Two to four years of grueling study and training for a candy bar? It's all well and good to live in the moment, but sometimes you have to ponder the consequences of your actions.
Mike L 10 months ago
Maybe a nurses aid. I can't imagine a person who would go through all the training to become a cert. nurse would do that. Scrubs don't make you a real nurse.
PenguinEmp 10 months ago
You really need to read more. Tons of nurses do stuff like, kill patients, abuse them and kill babies. Like that nurse in the UK
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A 2020 research paper found that online memes can help those with depression to cope with their symptoms. If you've ever had depression, you might have found it difficult to leave the house, socialize, or even get out of bed. You possibly didn't want to talk about your emotions or feelings. Or maybe you felt like a burden to those around you.
“With memes, depressed people can share their experience in a simple way – possibly even allowing depressed people to form socially supportive and emotional bonds with others,” revealed one of the researchers, Dr. Umair Akram. “It might also help them feel less alone in their experience with depression.”
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Gavin Johnson 10 months ago
Yup, that’s me. Worked outdoors for years, paddled rivers in winter since I was a kid, just built an immunity to cold, every winter I look at ‘warm’ coats and think they look nice and then end up not buying one ‘cause I know I won’t use it.
Rose Stewart 10 months ago
The universe will be out of balance if this man (it's most usually a man) ceases to exist
Colin Matthews 10 months ago
True. Just as there is a guy wearing a woollen jumper in the height of summer to maintain the Ching...
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Cheryl Ramsay 10 months ago
Guys in New Hampshire wear a tee shirt with their shorts in Winter.
iseefractals 10 months ago
Me, except i'm still wearing sandals and no socks so long as there is less than 2inches of snow on the ground.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
You must be my neighbor, in flipflops, shorts, shoveling snow in below freezing temps. 🙋🏻♂️
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
Exactly! No matter how sore my partner's feet get, there's no way I'm going to fit my feet into her size 6 shoes.
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NotAName 10 months ago
Or you could just, you know, wear comfortable shoes in the first place.
Fire Singer 10 months ago
That's what I'm thinking. Like, don't get me wrong, the gesture is very sweet and I think a wonderful thing, but either bring shoes to change in to later, or don't wear uncomfortable shoes if you're going out for a long time.
Load More Replies... Karina 10 months ago
These are sexy as hell men <3 a friend of mine had the same problem, and we happened upon a second friend on his way on his moped. He looked mighty fine with black latex boots up to his thighs, riding his little motorbike home :p
Hidalgo 10 months ago
My feet are size M-12 (US). SO’s size F-7. Pretty sure I’d destroy her shoes and my feet.
Load More Replies... Corvus 10 months ago
Can't they BOTH wear normal shoes? Why does one of them have to wear the uncomfortable ones?
Cammy Mack 10 months ago
When your girlfriend has pain in her feet and your feet aren't six levels in size bigger than hers, like normal
Ace 10 months ago
Due in the heels in the RH pic - that is not the first time he's worn shoes like that. Also, nice handbag.
The experts at digital marketing agency Pennington Creative believe the popularity of memes lies within their ability to create a sense of community. They liken memes to inside jokes. “Your knowledge of a shared joke makes you part of a specific community and ties you together with the other people who are in on it,” notes their site.
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Upstaged75 10 months ago
What happened to his pants? Also, Medusa was sleeping at the time so it wasn't very hard. Read the novel Medusa's Sisters if you're curious. :)
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Maybe if sculptors had saved some of that butt marble for the, uh, front part, male statues wouldn't look like little boys in men's bodies.
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Bryan Wright 10 months ago
I've always wondered what went through their head when they realised the end was nigh. 🤔
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
True. Four American Presidents died from gunshot wounds, but Garfield got it in the back, and McKinley in the stomach.
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Gavin Johnson 10 months ago
It’s a respayed Guido, based on a BMW Isetta and changed from his usual light blue to Ferrari red.
The guys at Pennington say memes can make people feel socially accepted, especially if a meme you share gets shared again and again among your social group.
"It’s a reconfirmation of your place within your community," they write. "Memes offer a little bit of human connection in the digital realm, which can otherwise feel cold and isolating, just like an inside joke can in offline world."
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Bean Driller 10 months ago
We have a bonfire in our cul-de-sac and sort of a Trunk or Treat situation. It's great, the kids can roast marshmallows and adults can have adult beverages. No one is driving, the kids are having fun... Win Win
Sara Frazer 10 months ago
There has been *one* time that I was taking my daughter trick-or-treating and a guy gave me alcohol. It was beer, I don't like beer but hell yeah I drank it, if you're walking around in the cold damp weather of the pacific northwest for a few hours a little buzz makes it tolerable 😂
Shelli Aderman 10 months ago
One year, when we lived in an apartment building with LOTS of kids, I was handing out candy to kids and shots of bourbon to their grow ups!
CamiCamilion 10 months ago
I have a neighbor that has candy for the kids, wine and beer for the adults. My favorite neighbors ever <3
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 10 months ago
I do candy for kids jello shots for adults that want them. Our house is a hit.
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Renée Parry 10 months ago
Add a little vegemite and you have wonder food. Great for hangovers, better than chicken soup when ill and cheaper than noodles.*in Australia anyway.
Huddo's sister 10 months ago
My sister recently pointed out that it was no wonder my brother's undiagnosed coeliacs was so bad. When you are sick you get toast and vegemite, so double the gluten! (I'm so glad there is gluten free vegemite now, but the jars are so small!)
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 10 months ago
Pregnancies 1 and 2 - I only ate toast for about 4 months in each of them. It was all I could handle.
StretcherBearer 10 months ago
I saw this and am going to toast some sourdough. Love you bored 🐼 make good choices!
Upstaged75 10 months ago
What about cinnamon sugar toast? That's the ultimate version.
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Panda'sMom 10 months ago
Even my nurse, (before surgery) told me I could have toast/butter after midnight.
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Liz Butt 10 months ago
Mine wore them till they were rags and I had to force him to give it up. He still has one that is literally falling apart but only wears when he's mowing.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 10 months ago
David Tennant was a guest on The Graham Norton show wear a normal suit, shirt, and tie. Graham shows a photo of Tennant at some exhibit/award/whatever, and David yells out, "I'm in the same outfit here!". Another one is Tiffany Haddish. She spent $4K on a white Alexander McQueen gown, and let everyone know she's going to get her money's worth, and wore it on several occasions.
Michael None 10 months ago
How did he get younger from 2002 to 2007 then went back to being older in 2022?
Aleksandras Tvardauskas 10 months ago
Each time I do online shopping for clothing I am hoping to find the right company, the right model and the right size so I could repeat the order of the same thing indefinately.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
not all of us are like that! My oldest article of clothing (that I still wear) is a tee from 2003 (I own a couple of dresses that never get worn, lol)
Kendall Walls 10 months ago
Like so many Japanese (-either gender). Continually improving with age.
Crouching hippo hidden panda 10 months ago
I’m pushing 40 and I still wear dresses I bought in Camden at 15/16 yrs old
So whether you've been scrolling through this list of random memes as a means to lift your spirits, whether you've used them as a way to beat boredom, or pass time while trying to look busy at work, don't feel bad. There seems to be enough expert opinion on the benefits of memes on your mental health. And we at Bored Panda want you to be happy!
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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 10 months ago
If any one has a similar problem with weasels and stoats, just remember that one is weasily recognised and the other is stotally different.
Lila Allen 10 months ago
Gator- lazy doorstop with eyes. Croc- Vicious killing machine with pointy death snout
ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago
Check the snout to sort it out. Alligators have wide snouts with the teeth inside, crocs are opposite
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
I have to look this up every damn time because the information turns to dust in my head. I suppose if I had to choose between the two, I'd go with an alligator (round nose) since they are more timid and will escape from humans if given the chance. Crocodiles (narrow nose) are aggressive jerks and will attack even if unprovoked. However, since I'll forget all of this in less than 10 minutes, I hope I never see either because I won't have time to Google the info.
ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago
Stay out of Florida then. I lived there and used to kayak a lot. I have seen gators nearly as big as my kayak (13'/3.9m). Crocs are rarer, lived there 35 years and never saw one, but the population is increasing
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Nikolaj Christensen 10 months ago
"Why must these jokes always turn political?" Just joking!!!
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Je souhaite 10 months ago
You'll care when comparing how much each one can chew out of you
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Barong 10 months ago
That would suck if you had to see sewer pipes running across your ceiling. It would be worse if you could smell them. The joys of living in a converted basement.
HTakeover 10 months ago
True, though this is a poorly done air vent & that's sunlight.
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Sara Frazer 10 months ago
When was this posted?? I secretly want to judge on how long that xmas wreath has been on the door
VNES101 10 months ago
I still have my "Gnome for the Holidays" sign hanging on my door. No idea when I'll remove it.
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Nitka Tsar 10 months ago
Aaaah look how chipper he was with the newborn and how kaputt he looks now with the 3 month old. What a good Dad. Lol
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Dad certainly aged in a mere 3-months. Could use these photos to dissuade unwanted pregnancies.
Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
Ya gotta keep the lad motivated, or his gainz will plateau. Can't be having that!
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Janet Graham 10 months ago
I remember the family going to Drive-In movies and being woken up to walk back in the house.
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 10 months ago
Silly answer - Junior junior. Serious answer - [First name] [Last name] III (the third)
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Nitka Tsar 10 months ago (edited)
Having your first son and naming him Jr is crazy to me (it‘s just not a thing here)
René Sauer 10 months ago
not crazy at all. I find rather weird when dudes name their kids after themselves.
Felix Quinones 10 months ago
Naming a child is a prophetic declaration. So if your first name is curse to you, why would you want to extend that curse over your son?
Sky Render 10 months ago
Ever notice how there's WAY more Jr.'s out there who are male than female? Curious, innit.
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Floeckchen 10 months ago
Or american beer, can't really tell the difference
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Wendy Miller 10 months ago
I saw that and immediately went to Shawn & Gus! You totally made my day with the Ghee Buttersnaps reference.
Load More Replies... Gracie Mae 9 months ago
you could pass off the one on the right as apple juice, but I still see foam on the left!
Kendall Walls 10 months ago
Who needs cell-phones? Things go better with a pint. Near beer, here.
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Carrie B 10 months ago
That is so weird! I haven't seen or thought about that vid in at least a year, and I woke up thinking about it this morning.
Load More Replies... David 10 months ago
PSA: If you are the kind of person who turns into a rude a-hole with no food, carry a fricken snack! It doesn't take much. Two friends I've known for 50+ years. When he gets too hungry, he is a right butthead. I'm assuming low blood sugar, but I'm not a doctor. The wife started packing a candy bar in the car for those times on a trip when he would start acting like that. It took decades, but older more mellow him now usually recognizes it himself and will eat a few bites of something.
Celtic Pirate Queen 10 months ago
I am 61 (f). When I get a food craving I may as well be 28 & pregnant - because I WANT IT NOW!
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
my sister once took a pic of me at my hangriest--we still laugh about it
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
I've been pre-diabetic my entire life, which I control via diet. But I can easily go into a hypoglycemic state if I'm not paying attention. I have a special sneeze, a reflex response, that alerts me that I have 10-15 minutes to get food or end up on the floor.
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Courtney Christelle 10 months ago
If anything it may help you keep your job.
Load More Replies... Norm Gilmore 10 months ago
Well, you can if you live in New Zealand :-) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49708570
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 10 months ago
LOLOL 😂😂😂 My favorite part: "Joe" accompanied Josh for the redundancy meeting, where the clown made balloon animals, although he had to be told to stop a few times as it was difficult to hear above the screeching of plastic.
Load More Replies... roddy 10 months ago
Would love to be there if it turned out they wanted to give you a promotion.
Norunn Nygard 10 months ago
I once had a boss who wanted to promote me to a managerial position. Absolute clown show; I'm an ENGINEER! With an engineer brain! Even engineers know we'd make terrible managers.
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Gracie Mae 9 months ago
well...if they WEREN'T going to fire them, they might be changing their mind after that
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Tim Douglass 10 months ago
This is obviously not in an English speaking shelf, but it bugs me to have the numbers go right to left.
Sky Render 10 months ago
I've seen some book series put an underline on volume 6 specifically so this can't happen!
Deborah 10 months ago
In a lot of DIY projects, they do that on the bags with the screws so you don't try to fit a "9" screw in a "6" hole. (Commenters, I see where you're going with this, LOL)
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Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Well, when your glasses are on top of your head while you spend way too long looking everywhere for them, give me a buzz.
Liz Butt 10 months ago
Most of my daily exercise is looking for my glasses.
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Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Not enough people mention Soylent Green. At this stage of overpopulation, perhaps we should revisit it.
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Deborah 10 months ago
Yes, if you've been up since 5 it's not early at all for lunch.
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Riley Quinn 10 months ago
This makes me think of the now very rich clown who drank Red Bull for 10 years - 10 whole years - and sued them for false advertising, stating their slogan was misleading. Apparently, the caffeine level was less than a cup of coffee and there were no health benefits, but it took him a decade to notice. He got $13M for this.
Mustafa Kiziroğlu 10 months ago
Try coffee and cupcake for hell of a lot better taste but without placebo effect.
Karina 10 months ago
Red bull would be fine enough, if they didnt sponsor young people to kill them self to sell their brand
M O'Connell 10 months ago
But how else will I get to watch urban downhill cycling from Genoa Italy?
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Corvus 10 months ago (edited)
North Korea, on the other hand, has exactly one overweight guy, and that's the Supreme Leader.
David 10 months ago
In a country were some of the citizens are literally starving to death, it must be hard to see "dear leader" and his cronies looking like little porkies.
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Senjo Krane 10 months ago
should really be the other way round. Gotta walk off that fat ya know.
Nitka Tsar 10 months ago
I think it‘s meant as: this way if you want to get/stay fat and this way if you want to get/stay fit
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Brian Droste 10 months ago
Is that a passive aggressive message to take the stairs. Many years a group of people either wanted to get people to take the stairs or see what would happen if they created a set of steps like a piano keys that actually worked. People started to take the stairs more.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
You can't put cats in a sandwich, it's not ethical.
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Granny's Thoughts 10 months ago
I'd open a no-kill animal shelter and offer free sterilization (for men and animals)😷
Upstaged75 10 months ago
This pic disturbs me. I hate bologna. I used to get bologna sandwiches for lunch every day at school. Until one day I was like WTF is this? It's disgusting! Never touched it again. :)
Dawnieangel76 9 months ago
I've had my plan since I was 18. Buy a whole bunch of good land. Then build shelters for animals, a shelter for humans & put aside a section for farming. Pay the people in the shelter for helping with the animals and the farming. Then they have a chance to put money away so eventually they can leave and have their own home and future. The animals are cared for, the people are cared for, and everyone's happy.
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Nikolaj Christensen 10 months ago
Depends, is it standard dnd 5E invisibility or greater invisibility? 🤔...
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Norunn Nygard 10 months ago
Or, he just used the standard getaway car. Also works in these situations!
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Jenka666 10 months ago
That wizard is lucky this man is getting locked up! Those eyes tell me he would be coming for you
Nikolaj Christensen 10 months ago
Honestly I think those eyes are only searching for the next high...
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Auntriarch 10 months ago
I take photos every time the sunset and clouds look like flamingo feathers. They are very poor photos but I don't care.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Landscape! For all things beautiful, use landscape! Why do people continue to use portrait for widescreen images? Annoyingly frustrating. Ranks right up there with people talking with food in their mouth.
Vicki Perizzolo 10 months ago
and then they pop up a year later and you go 'wow!' all over again.
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Barong 10 months ago
I don’t know the situation but I’ve always given two weeks notice with exception of one job where it wasn’t necessary.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
Why, if you're in the US? They can fire you with no notice.
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Corvus 10 months ago
Only two weeks? On my previous job, I had to give two months notice. That's pretty common for this country.
Sue User 10 months ago (edited)
In USA, most places walk you out the minute you give notice. They are worried you will do sabotage if they let you stay. This goes to show that they know how badly they treated you because their default thought is " they will get revenge".
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Dog Mom to Zoe 10 months ago
In the U.S., giving 2 weeks is a COURTESY. It is NOT a requirement. California is what's called an "At Will" state which means a company can fire you for no reason and you can walk out without notice. Plus, the company you leave cannot give you a bad referral due to it might costing you employment. All they can say is how long you were employed and a rough figure on the salary you were making. My sister worked in Human Resources.
Sanfransweety 10 months ago
Ive heard the loophole with this is that prospective employer can also ask former employer they would hire said person back
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Corvus 10 months ago
If you feel old now, imagine when these memes start using the year 2021 with this baby picture :P
Earonn - 10 months ago
Too late, I was 30 in 2001, I already feel VERY old :D
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Mary Green 10 months ago
I was 41 and had about the same amount of money to spend on land as that kid.
Rose Stewart 10 months ago
Yeah. I should've been buying up real estate while in utero. Why didn't I have the foresight?
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Jeremy Klaxon 10 months ago
We don't have kids and we have a minivan because it's so freaking convenient and practical
Catlady6000 10 months ago
I'm 60, my baby is 40 and I'm about to buy my first minivan
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 10 months ago
Would you have subscribed if you had a free hand to type with?
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Crouching hippo hidden panda 10 months ago
You’d think you’d see that sticker on a nicer car though… just saying
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QijianSanek 10 months ago
of course it is? you need about 1000 helium balloons for a dog
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General Anaesthesia 10 months ago
It takes about 6.7 average helium-filled balloons to lift 2.2 pounds / 1 kilogram. A miniature dachshund weighs up to 11 pounds / 5 kilograms. A standard weighs 16 - 32 pounds / 7.3 to 14.5 kilograms. Conclusion: Toy and/or Photoshop.
UKGrandad 10 months ago
Seven balloons will not lift 2lbs. I was at a wedding last month and each table had a bunch of a dozen balloons held in place by a bag of sand weighing no more than half-a-pound.
Load More Replies... Eric Williams 10 months ago
definitely photoshopped. The dog would be drooping and raising hell.
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Norunn Nygard 10 months ago
Some guy once told me he noticed my carburetor needed cleaning. Car had fuel injectors. Since then I've never taken my car to Jiffy Lube.
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iseefractals 10 months ago
Ok, secret to restaurant quality fries at home. 1) You have to use a STARCHY potato. 2) Peel and cut potatoes into french fries (shoestring cut ftw) 3) Put a pot of water onto boil, with 1/2 cup of vinegar and 5g salt while you 4) Soak your fries in room temp water for 5 minutes, drain and repeat until the water stays CLEAR 5) When your pot of water reaches a rolling boil, add your raw fries to the pot, boil for 4-5 minutes, 6) drain the water, lay your fries out on a tea towel blot dry and allow to cool. 7) Once fully cooled and dry, toss in a bit of cornstarch (to prevent sticking) place in bag and FREEZE them, at least 4 hours ideally over night. That's the whole deal. Boiling expands the starches, vinegar prevents browning, freezing creates ice crystals, which further expand the starches and give texture to the exterior of the fry. If you want to toss them in seasoning or batter before freezing, you can do that. If you want to do the fancy double fry method.....
iseefractals 10 months ago
once at 300f and again at 350, it CAN yield slightly better results, but it's very marginal and double fry method is really only useful when going straight from raw fresh cut potatoes directly into oil without the boiling or freezing steps. Yes it's much more involved than buying a bag of frozen fries, BUT it's so much cheaper. I'll usually do 5 or 10lbs at once, it's a couple hours of prep work, but the results last for months.
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Norm Gilmore 10 months ago
The takeaway I worked at years ago when in my teens cooked their own chips. We peeled them by the sackful in a big drum which basically ground the skins off, and then through a chipper. Then precooked in real fat to a pale yellow colour, then stored in the chiller in large trays until needed. The trays were brought out and placed next to the fryers and recooked as orders came in. The place I worked for let us have meals off the menu for our breaks for free. I still think their chips and hamburgers were the best... (chips=fries for our USA cousins) :-)
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Riley Quinn 10 months ago
I could list all the reasons why you shouldn't reuse cooking oils, but y'all can Google it and find out.
Nitka Tsar 10 months ago (edited)
I have never seen whatever that disgusting thing is on the left! What do you do to make such a mess? Is this really a problem some have or just a joke?
Lilli Belisle 10 months ago
I just buy the restaurant fries and freeze them then put them in a 350 oven 5-7 minutes better than buying frozen bag from the grocery store , quick and no mess.
nottheactualphoto 10 months ago
iseefractals is correct. Those who have mentioned the drive-thru should bear in mind that we're after the BEST fries, not the easiest. For comparison, see "Perfect Thin and Crispy French Fries Recipe" at https://www.seriouseats.com/perfect-french-fries-recipe. Kenji knows his stuff, and is a food nerd of the best kind.
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iseefractals 10 months ago
Sigh....an overly engineered ghetto flesh light. Too good for a lotion filled tube sock
Seán Baron 10 months ago
As long as he doesn’t ask for a basket to put the lotion in, we’re fine.
sbj 10 months ago (edited)
I'm worried about the first 4 choices, I think he's trying to play mind games like asking for an elephant when what you want is a kitten
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Beak Hookage 10 months ago
Me if being unable to keep my mouth shut and making constant pop culture references was a job.
Hobby Hopper 10 months ago
I've started and deleted like a dozen of them today, and still, some slipped through.
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Tom Hardeveld 10 months ago
Me if getting a whole cabinet full of money just like that was a job
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Nikolaj Christensen 10 months ago (edited)
Don't worry, if you live in the states, I'm sure the new government is going to make most Americans very equal... equally poor... 'cept the people behind Trump with their hands up his r****m/a*s/butt/behind using him like a puppet...
Riley Quinn 10 months ago
My parents monthly mortgage payments for a 3brd/2bth house on several acres were $600 less a year back in the mid-70's than I was paying for a studio walk-up over a bodega/pizza parlor in a run-down neighborhood. We all had dreams. Then the 80's came and shattered them.
Michelle C 10 months ago
Frugality pays off, whether by necessity or by choice; this post also made me laugh harder than it should have, though, due primarily to its painful accuracy!
Squidward Tentacles 10 months ago
I haven't exspearnced this yet but I'm sorry for those who do
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Ellie Vanille 10 months ago
No need to have a hungover to enjoy this. In fact, it's even better without the hangover. And now I'm hungry.
David 10 months ago
What does "real gay" mean in this context? I like cheeseburgers (and with egg) but I don't get the use of the term.
Danielle 10 months ago
I guess just that he will fall romantically in love with his friend for giving him some greasy cadb-y food when he is very hungover
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sbj 10 months ago
If I had a hangover I would be sick instantly at the sight and smell of all the grease on this hotplate
unfilteredCigarette73 10 months ago
Oh definitely...but as Tony Bourdain once said maybe smoke a joint first
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 10 months ago
Oh, how I loved going to an all-night diner after a night of drinking. There's just something about the atmosphere with the table jukeboxes and the bright lights, and knowing your greasy meal of eggs was on its way.
Helen Rohrlach 10 months ago
Completely off topic but when young chickens(pullets) start laying the eggs are quite small and when they are sorted by weight, double yokers are heavy enough to be sold in stores packets but the smaller single yokers go for commercial baking.
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Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
Very relevant for babies. They're all about "number two", and they have zero power.
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David 10 months ago
So, your roommate can afford Hexclad pans but can't afford a spatula with a decent length handle?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I literally felt a frisson of absolute horror pass through my body at the sight of a metal utensil approaching this pan.
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PunnyPanda 10 months ago
Used to do the same with a solo cup with a hole in the bottom so my kids wouldn't be too scared to hole sparklers when they were little. This is an awesome level up on my game tho :)
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Fry Day 10 months ago
Bro has already completed the main quest of life and is just doing side quests.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 10 months ago
Because the side quests are the fun quests and he was absolutely having fun at the Olympics in Paris 🤣
Load More Replies... SweetCheesySpaghetti 10 months ago
And then broke the hearts of millions by participating on the US Presidential Inauguration
Karina 10 months ago (edited)
Because he is so nice and cool and goodlooking and kind and sweet and wholesome, he can pretty much do anything he wants by now. Something is at least right with the world ETA I didnt know he was at trumps i inauguration. I guess that is the one thing he shouldnt do and i would never think he would do...
emlab kerba 10 months ago
well he killed a guy once and played the inauguration so....
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David 10 months ago
LOL Kinda true. (Years ago now..) my daughter asked me to buy a used Xbox 360 for my grandson for christmas. But then later she sometimes complained about the noise. It was rarely a big deal because we'd turn it down or use headphones when she was around but this post is relatable.
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Multa Nocte 10 months ago
If it takes care of my health insurance, roads, public schools, libraries, etc., etc., I'm all for it.
keyboardtek 10 months ago
A lot of that publicly funding stuff is in great disrepair. Biden's infrastructure job creation program was just axed by Trump by an executive order. As was Biden's anti inflation program. A program apparently Fox news never reported to Trump's followers. Any Trump supporter on insulin can now expect to see its price go back up into the hundreds. You want the price of eggs to go down by $1 but now have the price of insulin go back up to hundreds. Can't wait to see how expensive vegetables and fruit gets since the illegal immigrants who harvest our food are afraid to go to work for fear of deportation. Probably soon will not even see fruit and veges at the store because no white people are going to work the farms.
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Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
It gets worse. I had jury duty last year, fair enough, but Judge Murchison hasn't shown up at my job to put in a few hours yet!
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Renée Parry 10 months ago
Yeah. Sponge bob was good too. You are one messed up dude squidward, but I like it.
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The Rogue Adventurers. 10 months ago
the convention they host there gets insane
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iseefractals 10 months ago
Congratulations. Quality individual right there. She's either a parasite or....well ya know.
Je souhaite 10 months ago
Smart girl the real dumb whores are the ones tryna stretch tofu seven nights a week
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 10 months ago
In the book, he uses a glass sphere, but I like this version because it's closer to the mirrored shield from the original myth!
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cj be like 10 months ago
"dude you wont believe what my troop came across on patrol. A GODDAMN CHEETO"
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Lila Allen 10 months ago
Personally I am not overly enthused by being handed a bunch of dying clippings. Buy me a nice plant please.
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Karina 10 months ago
So do women, but we sadly end up cleaning in there at the same time, cos someone has to do it.
keyboardtek 10 months ago
You need some lessons from my wife. When she sees a molecule of dirt she gets pissed off, has a meltdown, and I drop whatever I am doing and run to clean it up.
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Beak Hookage 10 months ago
I did the same thing as an autistic kid since there were no designated quiet spaces to retreat to when I got overwhelmed back then.
roddy 10 months ago
Only true narcissists would think they were the victims, while hogging the bathroom that other people need to use.
Pedantic Panda 10 months ago
7 hours per year works out about 90 seconds per day, hardly hogging
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Steinem Sukker Rumpe 10 months ago
Is there something wrong with bisexuality? Seems like quite a prejudiced one.
Ace 10 months ago
I read it differently, assuming that there must be something extra special about bi-made coffee to justify them all paying extra for it. OTOH one could just stay home and have bi-made coffee there too.
Load More Replies... NetworkMan 10 months ago
You could be 6'8, with a beard down to your knees, in a bright green crop top, with fishnets on, 6-inch heels, a kilt and call yourself Princess Sparkle of the Gumdrop Kingdom, IDC give me my coffee.
Oskar vanZandt 10 months ago
I drink my coffee black, without sugar and I'm not bothered by who makes it as long as it tastes good.
Dirk Daring 10 months ago
Kind of surprised this one doesn't have a Minion in the corner giving a double thumbs up.
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