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The number of global coronavirus cases continues to rise. So, whether the following guidance is for those who may have been exposed to it or choosing to self-isolate to help slow its spread, people are locking themselves in their homes.
No nights out. No sports. No nothing. So how do we connect with other human beings and spend all of that extra free time we've been given? We make memes. That's right, people have flooded the Internet to sum up how this pandemic has changed our everyday lives, and it proves that we maintain our sense of humor no matter what. From changing your hygiene habits to fighting over toilet paper at the supermarket, scroll down to check everything out.
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Katinka Min 5 years ago
In Germany, there was going to be an antivaxxer protest march . I was cancelled because of Covid 19. :-D
Nuala Taylor 5 years ago
Obviously ppl here have the same misconceptions about antivaxxers as you have about covid-19. Antivaxxers major malfunction is that vaccines since the late 80s have not been properly tested or studied in proper scientific method using a 'blind', they have only been studied in comparison to other vaccines...which is not a real study. This methodology as well as using substances like high doses of heavy metals and glyphosate (which we all know causes cancer and other health issues) in order to break down cell proteins to force the body to build antibodies has led to drastic results in the population. Since reporting has historically been around 1% for reactions with vaccines those numbers are not widely known or reported. You can see the proof of it while we go thru Covid-19 and reported numbers rise drastically not because of actual infections, but because they are NOW testing and reporting it. Don't be a hater. They have their points.
Owen Brass 5 years ago
You're trying to reason with people who are willing to let a stranger inject them with who knows what. Don't expect too much.
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Susie Harrison 5 years ago
Well, my autistic son gets anaphylactic reactions to vaccines. He's stopped breathing and been in the hospital after vaccines... so this WILL be a real problem when the vaccination comes out. I get your humor, but some of us are still concerned.
Shannon Haywood 5 years ago
Would never! Y'all feel free. I'd take my chances with the virus and let my immune system do the work it is supposed to do instead of taking a man made syringe of chemicals and animal byproducts. :) Stay safe!
Terry Jensen 5 years ago
you trust the government to give you another safe vax?? Not me don't worry I won't be getting one. Many people need to do the research on these types of viruses etc. and see why you cannot be totally immune to everything...stuff stays in the ground for instance for 40 yrs or better...one day you go out and dig the ground up and then let you kids go out and play in freshly exposed bugs that are just waiting for this host. You could wait for awhile as the sun kills those things that are dug up...common sense in humans NONE!!!
Bobbie Richardson 5 years ago
Antivax means differently to different people, I for one realize there is good in some vaccines but not when given in the high doses to a young newborn or young child like they do. It also depends on what the motives are for those gaining profits from the billion-dollar pharmaceutical companies . As our prime ministers' wife has been a chairperson and gaining a lot of wealth from vaccines. I'm sure all things can be used for good and not greed.
Dave Cummings 5 years ago
I'd rather get the virus . Odds of side effects will be much higher than odds of dying from the virus
Sarah van der Spek 5 years ago
Duhh.. We really REALLY don't want it anyway. Feel free to have mine!!
pankaj sharma 5 years ago
I am a pediatric nurse. I recommend 100% vaccines in childrensprogram. I have had firsthand experience with what ex whooping cough does to a six weeks old infant. Exception given to those who can't/shouldn't get certain vaccines. These are the vaccines that have been used for decades. I trust them and recommend them. But some vaccines made in acute time with short periode og trying and testing, I am more sceptic to. Especially with experience of Swine flu vaccine with too extreme side effects, as narkolepsi and ME. I am a Healthcare professional, but I don't plan to take vaccine, I will let the disease itself give me immunity.
Bill LaChenal 5 years ago
Well done, but you would, wouldn't you. Have you ever seen adverse events from a vaccination? Vaccine Cult acolytes are often in denial (but I'm sure you mean well). Risks must be balanced. What so-called anti-vaxxers want is for any intervention to be safe and unpolluted. Not "anti" at all. Is that so bad? Yes I know whooping cough is terrible. Get safe and effective alternatives. High dose vitamin C is reputed to cure any respiratory virus, is perfectly safe, but it WON'T be tried by Pharma lovers who are totally hypnotised and indoctrinated. https://www.seanet.com/~alexs/ascorbate/199x/landwehr-r-j_orthomol_med-1991-v6-n2-p99.htm The Origin of the 42-Year Stonewall of Vitamin C And homeopathy (properly done) is known to work, but they LIE to you about that too. I've used it to get people out of ICU. One was fading after three months in ICU, out in three days. Regression to mean? Bollocks.
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Paulius Matiusovas 5 years ago
I am not getting that for sure. Unless you really want to get it
Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago
Amen! But then we'd have to quarantine them & I doubt they would self-quarantine.
Sarah Pritchard 5 years ago
Oh trust me we would my grandmas going ballistic on the idiots spreading this Around 😂
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Roger Bird 5 years ago
The idiocracy of both sides of this argument is that there is a middle ground where the truth is.
Up All Night 5 years ago
There is no middle ground between possible death and... whatever the anti-vaxxers fear so much. What do you do on that middle ground, do you only get every second vaccine or only get half the dose injected in?
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Shawna Levonne Harless 5 years ago
Well the end result is pneumonia. Theres a vax for that.....does it not work?
Paul Turner 5 years ago
I just wonder how many people will survive this? So sad when you look at the death rates for Spanish flue. I'm one of the high risk people now - how do we get this across to the 'Snowflakes' who don't seem to care? 'Kill a Granny' - sorry but it seems that they really don'tt care? I do really know that a lot of young people don't fit this description but a lot of them do1
Sue Ware 5 years ago
Funny and I would agree but if they don't get vaccinated they still put others at risk😡
Dave Cummings 5 years ago
Just so you all know...The vast majority of " anti vaxxers " are against giving their baby 50 vaccines not against " normal " vaccines.
Lighter In Park Jung Yeon's Hand 5 years ago
Yea? so that those antivaxxers get that virus and spread it to the REST OF US? Nah b***h. Any ADULTS don't want to get the vaccine? they should either be FORCED to get it or locked in a separate hospital and restricted from socializing. Period.
Skye Summers 5 years ago
don't worry, they won't want one! they have their reason why they are ani vaccines do you know what they are?
Arlene Drucker 5 years ago
this is not a joke; not funny at all since there will be those who will spread it around.
Ann Rawlings 5 years ago
we should withhold cv vacc from those who refuse other vacc's. when they "catch up" with other vacc's, THEN give them cv vacc. do we want to save them from cv so they can infect us with measles, etc.?
Simon Buddha-palm 4 years ago
Lol but Fu ck u do what u want poison ya self let others do what they want to do without hearing bullshit from you .....tadaaa🤣🤣
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Denise Ward 5 years ago
Don't worry I won't be getting any vaccine. They are barbaric, sadistic, antiquated. But your illustrious government may not be so kind as to even give us an option. Take your medicine whether you like it or not. That's not what I'll be doing I can assure you.
Katie Atkinson 5 years ago
There is nothing like a good joke and that is nothing like a good joke.
Peter Carmody 5 years ago
No idea--need to do some research--probably think Bill Gates is a nice guy!
Pancali Dasi 5 years ago
I certainly won't me and nor will my children. Yuck I can only imagine what unmentionable ingredients will be in it and the long term effect. Your pro vaccinators...help yaselves lol
Pancali Dasi 5 years ago
I certainly won't be getting one and neither will my kids. I can only imagine what the hell is gonna be in it. You pro vaccinators...go for it...lol
Emily Michelle 5 years ago
Don’t worry I won’t touch that vaccin with a ten foot pole! I have an extremely strong immune system because I take responsibility for my health, mentally and physically which both are tied to one another. Cheers to freedom of choice and taking radical self accountability for your own health the way you choose to do that!
snazzgers yakkers 5 years ago
Might want to look up that scientific peer reviewed study that shows that those who get the placebo-flu shot have little to no resistance to the corona virus. Enjoy your immune destroying fake shots!
Dave Cummings 5 years ago
Die? Bahahaha , omfg. Death rate is around 3% which is mostly the elderly and those who already have underlining health issues . " do it or die" omg I'm still laughing 🤣
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Evripidou Maria 5 years ago
I;ve already seen posts on facebook calling ppl not to take the vaccine once it comes out!
Elizabeth Mellisa 5 years ago
i thought this yesterday when they said they were already testing a vaccine!
Bill LaChenal 5 years ago
Why the Hell is this #1? Ignorant, mean-spirited and nasty. And don't worry, anyone with any brain-cells to preserve won't be volunteering for a fast-track DNA-editing vaccine. Enjoy your fantasy, leave me alone.
Fettle Kettle 5 years ago
Yeah - just like you Never-Trumper's didn't cash your stimulus checks!
odion mark 5 years ago
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Buck Norris 5 years ago
Did you know that companies that make vaccines are exempt from lawsuits? That's because vaccines are inherently unsafe.You can't sue them if thier poison injures or kills you think about that.
Al Simeone 5 years ago
Remember the polio vaccine when it first came out and how many people it killed? No one ever proved that corona virus is really a virus or communicable by Koch’s postulate. Neither did they prove Polio, hiv or sars was caused by a virus or that they were communicable. Read Rudolf Steiner’s works or “The Invisible Rainbow “by Art Firstenberg...
Ashley Ngwava 5 years ago
Lesson 3: Interpret two-digit numbers as either tens and some ones or as all ones. Lesson 3 Exit Ticket 1•4 Name Date Count as many tens as you can. Complete each statement. Say the numbers and the sentences. 1. ____ tens ____ ones is the same as _____ ones. 2. ____ tens ____ ones is the same as _____ ones. Fill in the missing numbers. 3. 27 _____ ones This work is derived from Eureka Math ™ and licensed by Great Minds. ©2015 Great Minds. eureka-math.org A STORY OF UNITS G1-M 4-ETP-1.3.0-05.2015 3
Ashley Ngwava 5 years ago
Lesson 3: Interpret two-digit numbers as either tens and some ones or as all ones. Lesson 3 Exit Ticket 1•4 Name Date Count as many tens as you can. Complete each statement. Say the numbers and the sentences. 1. ____Lesson 3: Interpret two-digit numbers as either tens and some ones or as all ones. Lesson 3 Exit Ticket 1•4 Name Date Count as many tens as you can. Complete each statement. Say the numbers and the sentences. 1. ____ tens ____ ones is the same as _____ ones. 2. ____ tens ____ ones is the same as _____ ones. Fill in the missing numbers. 3. 27 _____ ones This work is derived from Eureka Math ™ and licensed by Great Minds. ©2015 Great Minds. eureka-math.org A STORY OF UNITS G1-M 4-ETP-1.3.0-05.2015 3Lesson 3: Interpret two-digit numbers as either tens and some ones or as all ones. Lesson 3 Exit Ticket 1•4 Name Date Count as many tens as you can. Complete each statement. Say the numbers and the sentences. 1. ____ tens ____ ones is the same as _____ ones. 2. ____ tens ____ ones
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Scotty Riddick 5 years ago
O I won’t but bet they make it mandatory. Id 2020 get ready for your chips
Blue Skies 5 years ago
Don't worry I will always be an anticancer.I will always believe the coronavirus is a joke .
Magpie 5 years ago
BUT don't pass it to my friends/ your friends - who may have a condition you don't know about. Diabetes , high blood pressure increase the risk of death . People of all ages die. Younger people are getting the intensive care, and ventilators. Old people are triaged out, that is why the "old people die" statistic.
Sagarika Dam 5 years ago
One less person to waste our Earth's resources! Bye antivaxxer!
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OK, you've heard that laughter is the best medicine. But what does that mean? And can it helps us fight the coronavirus as well?
Well, you tell me. Laughter reduces pain and allows us to get through discomfort easier, it improves our job performance, especially if our tasks demand creativity and solving complex problems. Heck, its role in intimate relationships is greatly underestimated and it really is one of the cornerstones of good marriages. Laughter also synchronizes the brains of speaker and listener so that they are emotionally attuned.
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Now come the heavy guns. According to the Mayo Clinic, laughter also stimulates the body's organs by increasing oxygen intake to the heart, lungs and muscles, and triggers the release of endorphins. It also helps people handle stress by easing tension, relaxing the muscles and lowering blood pressure.
But considering the pandemic that our world is currently facing, the most important thing is that laughter increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving our resistance to disease. So, as weird as it sounds, memes really can help you to fight the coronavirus. You're welcome.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
And that's why I think the officials that tried to shut up Dr. Li Wenliang when he first tried to raise the alarm on Covid19 should be charged with the deaths of everyone that occurred after they were notified and did nothing about it. They were the ones that allowed this condition to get out of control.
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Petra Schaap 5 years ago
this is me :-D after doing weekly groceries in a very calm supermarket on thursday, I went back on friday for choclate and snacks, and landed in a hell hole. i was the only one with just a few things and the only one without toiletpaper or pasta :-D :-D (right now, hell no wont do that again)
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
No..it's called people of Korea aren't greedy. Idiots here are buying TP and then selling it out of their cars and online for outrageous prices. When we finally get the government to step in and make this act criminally prosecutable, things will calm down.
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DeathMalice1485 5 years ago
Just watched this movie over the weekend. I found it hilarious that it was in the top 10 movies streamed on Netflix in the US last week. :P
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Not what you think. 5 years ago
ROFLOL This is epic. Love it. Wonder if I can pull it off at work.
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Kate Johnson 5 years ago
I'm disabled and my husband is self-employed and works from home. We've been 24/7/365 since 2005, yet this actually IS different. I haven't been anywhere for over a month, and I really miss going places, even the doctors' offices and the grocery store!
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steven mayes 5 years ago
My Brother In law was 60 on Tuesday. So he has just doubled his chances of dying (1.6% (in the 50-59 range) to 3.2% (in the 60-69 range). I am so glad I am only 59.
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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago
Countries: go on quarantine Everyone: time to see all my friends, travel the world, and go shopping!
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Petra Schaap 5 years ago
yes! im a cleaner and cleaned my whole house this weekend and told my boss I was working from home... she didnt buy it....
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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)
Trump sitting on the stern of the ship: "If the boat is sinking why am I 200 feet up in the air?"
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
I literally was just doing this in my office. I SWALLOWED WRONG, PEOPLE. GO BACK TO WORK!
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weatherwitch 5 years ago
*hint* fake news. No terrorist organisation stops for anything and errr the author name is Thomas B Twofarts 😂😂😂
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tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)
Now get over here and rub my belly, you got nothing better to do.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago (edited)
I saw one that said "Wash your hands like you have a club stamp you don't want your Mom to see."
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Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
Don't flush paper towels! More than about 2 will clog most toilets. Also, most places are sold out of paper towels, so yeah.
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Adam Guillemette 5 years ago
As an artist who consistently sells out his stadiums, I really need someone to explain to me the Nickelback hate..
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Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
These people are the reason covid will get out of hand (more out of hand). If only a select few can stay sanitary and medicated no one is safe. Including them, ironically.
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Elaine Dodge 5 years ago
The way the US is behaving (especially orange 45) China is still well on the way to becoming the strongest and most powerful nation on earth.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I know this isn’t related by why is a toddler left unattended for long enough to do that whilst the bathtub has water in it?
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Kaspar Kristiansen 5 years ago
Trying to sweeten up the hoarder tendencies with a picture of your cat? Shame on you.
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Eloise Withers-Kilburn 5 years ago
“Asking”? Oh no, he tried a hostile takeover of the company only wanting a vaccine for Americans.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I am super worried for my Nanna. She has had some serious health issues 5 times in 8 months. First was because she aspirated vomit and ended up in ICU, she had a severe respiratory illness and was put in isolation at the hospital, she had a mini stroke, she ended up in hospital overseas on holiday which started off as a chest infection and then pneumonia which also effected her heart and just today she ended up in hospital because she had shivers, vomited and dry mouth. She has some sort of infection, don’t know what yet.
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Bill 5 years ago
Tp and hand sanitizer sold out yet the liquor store is fully stocked. Don't you people realize you will be stuck with your family for an extended period of time
Kaguya 5 years ago
You know what rly sucks with the toilet paper panic buying people? Females having their period and being short on toilet paper without being able to get some more because there's no more to buy... Ive got my period yesterday and I'm on my last roll right now, I was not able to find any tp in any store.
Jo Bebe 5 years ago
Get creative? Maybe get in the shower each time or use some socks and rewash them afterward...........sorry that's gross but it's life
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Douglas Dodd 5 years ago
As of today 04/08 US is only about 100 deaths behind Spain. We'll surpass Italy in 3 or 4 days. Then we can say WE'RE #1. YES!!!!
c c 5 years ago
I just had a call from a friend of mine threatening to kill himself because of lockdown. He was crying, "all the car dealerships are closed, as are real estate offices, I can't go on expensive foreign travel, jewellery stores and luxury spas are closed, I can't do nothing!" Yesterday he won the lottery after twenty five years of trying.
Charlie Crash 5 years ago
Coronavirus Tip of the Day: If you keep a full glass of Wine in each hand, you won't accidentally touch your Face!
Sonja Müller 5 years ago
One joke is missed: " A little Clubfeeling came up, when you do shopping on Saturdays eve and the security guy is nodding to you at the Door.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Y'all know why they ran out of toilet paper? One customer coughed and the other 348 s**t themselves!
Merry Pedroza 5 years ago
Definitely needed to read something funny in the middle of all this scariness!!
Simona Kibartaitė 5 years ago
It was SO AMAZING after hard evening at work. My head was exploding from all the info and stress, and this was the best medicine at the moment :D
Tara Stevens 5 years ago
This is terrible! You’ve made me feel really bad for laughing so hard, these were actually really funny...Like tears in eyes funny, immediately share with your bestie funny...how dare you!
Hamdan Yafai 3 years ago
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Roger Bunton 3 years ago
Alcohol kills germs, that s why I stocked up on Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan...I feel so much better now.
Alain Vosselman 5 years ago
Rumour has it, eating 3 large Mc.D menus kills Corona in less than 10 minutes
sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago
These were terrific, we all need more laughter, thanks for the post !!!
Dave McKay 5 years ago
No toilet paper in stores, but lots of bleach. Some people are going to be ruining their toilets!
Bill 5 years ago
Tp and hand sanitizer sold out yet the liquor store is fully stocked. Don't you people realize you will be stuck with your family for an extended period of time
Kaguya 5 years ago
You know what rly sucks with the toilet paper panic buying people? Females having their period and being short on toilet paper without being able to get some more because there's no more to buy... Ive got my period yesterday and I'm on my last roll right now, I was not able to find any tp in any store.
Jo Bebe 5 years ago
Get creative? Maybe get in the shower each time or use some socks and rewash them afterward...........sorry that's gross but it's life
Load More Replies... Douglas Dodd 5 years ago
As of today 04/08 US is only about 100 deaths behind Spain. We'll surpass Italy in 3 or 4 days. Then we can say WE'RE #1. YES!!!!
c c 5 years ago
I just had a call from a friend of mine threatening to kill himself because of lockdown. He was crying, "all the car dealerships are closed, as are real estate offices, I can't go on expensive foreign travel, jewellery stores and luxury spas are closed, I can't do nothing!" Yesterday he won the lottery after twenty five years of trying.
Charlie Crash 5 years ago
Coronavirus Tip of the Day: If you keep a full glass of Wine in each hand, you won't accidentally touch your Face!
Sonja Müller 5 years ago
One joke is missed: " A little Clubfeeling came up, when you do shopping on Saturdays eve and the security guy is nodding to you at the Door.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Y'all know why they ran out of toilet paper? One customer coughed and the other 348 s**t themselves!
Merry Pedroza 5 years ago
Definitely needed to read something funny in the middle of all this scariness!!
Simona Kibartaitė 5 years ago
It was SO AMAZING after hard evening at work. My head was exploding from all the info and stress, and this was the best medicine at the moment :D
Tara Stevens 5 years ago
This is terrible! You’ve made me feel really bad for laughing so hard, these were actually really funny...Like tears in eyes funny, immediately share with your bestie funny...how dare you!
Hamdan Yafai 3 years ago
https://medinicosmeticsurgery.com/gynecomastia-surgery-in-hyderabad/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIyLSw7ev09QIVqJJmAh1vvQX9EAAYBCAAEgLk5PD_BwE
Roger Bunton 3 years ago
Alcohol kills germs, that s why I stocked up on Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan...I feel so much better now.
Alain Vosselman 5 years ago
Rumour has it, eating 3 large Mc.D menus kills Corona in less than 10 minutes
sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago
These were terrific, we all need more laughter, thanks for the post !!!
Dave McKay 5 years ago
No toilet paper in stores, but lots of bleach. Some people are going to be ruining their toilets!
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