People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Best one!

This isn't even a joke really, it's the truth.

Or that people totally ignore the commandment 'to love thy neighbor,' yet demand to hold crowded church services.

This should be higher up.

I wouldn’t trust god to protect me from anything.

There’s a logic that guns are needed to protect them from people who have free will, as opposed to viruses that don’t. But relying on an invisible sky daddy for protection seems to be fraught with danger.

Reminds me off God protects the Holly father, but just in case we should get him a bullet proof caboose!!

So many guns ..but its ignorant people not the guns

People are not believer to something they don't see. They cannot see the virus but they can see their enemy from one mile away. Don't include me. I have a mask but I still believe God will help us through.

Excellent.

Hey! Stop bringing rational thinking into it!

AMEM.

Yet they'd still have some crazy answer! They use religion as an excuse.

This.

Nope, That's just the Insecure Red Necks.

Yeah....it stops right here.... only bad jokes ....no need to scroll down.... you risk getting so lost

I want this post to move to the number 1 spot!!!!

You dont know, what People get in they head if they get covid... xD or they are fraid covid soooo mutsh.. That they will gun down, if someone get flu symphtoms next to them... O.o isint that okey in the usa.. 🤔 xD xD sorry its just better serving Black xD..

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Gun rights are in the constitution for a reason. It's there because our forefathers realized the only way for citizens to keep a tyrannical government in check, is to allow them to be armed. If you don't agree with it, don't live in a country that allows people to own guns.

Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

Hey, don’t insult potatoes.

Finally, us men can understand that feeling.

Sounds too comfortable for a real ceremony

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

This surprised a laugh out of me

Cant unsee that😆

Wait is she trolling the US protestors or is she for real?

Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

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He needs to learn how to spell it! :)

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

This is me everyday.

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

The posture of clerk is enough said

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

Sad but true. Uk not much better.

Bwahahahhaa

How about "flatten the stupid"? Has anyone tried that?

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

True, they did.

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

kitty!

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra f**k you.