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There’s a small handful of things you can treat yourself with. Scented candles, self-help books, home-made nachos, and rewatching every season of Girls are fine for a while. Until you stumble upon that pale figure staring back from the mirror. Chipped nails and undyed hair hint that the line has been crossed.

And sooner than you know it, your quarantined home turns into a DIY beauty salon. It charges nothing and covers all essential services from fake tan, manicure, and hair trimming. All executed by you—a professional rookie. Surprise surprise, a quarantine beauty fail accomplished! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best lockdown beauty disasters that will either inspire or curb your enthusiasm for good.

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What could go wrong having my first buzz cut with the boys at 11PM without checking how much battery the razor has left

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does not matter, you will not meet anybody for the next month... (Except if you are sharing your picture..) ;-)

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Alex Bailey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you just shave it though? Trimmers, with length guides/guards are very good and really easy to use.

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L Jennings
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shaky table leg syndrome. You start with one wobbly leg and cut a bit off...

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Donna Leske
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cut my (male) friend's hair all the time. I keep telling him I've never had lessons but he's cheap-cheap-cheap. So, I keep an eyebrow pencil handy and fill in a bit. Shrug.

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Mark
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or is that the front his face and he has a completely blank expression ;)

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NikiJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some bald guys out there would kill for this luxurious head of fine bowl shaped hair

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Baked Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trimming the hedges expert level... trimming hair not so much

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks deliberate. Why would anyone shave all the hair to nearly the top of the ears? And how could they not notice. He'd better not let his hair cutter trim his fingernails for him.

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Beverly O'Fee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get a Sharpie and draw a face on there, and then it will look like those are bangs! Just as terrifying though

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Iadora Kelley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had been in the practice of trimming my husband's hair quite successfully. So my brother, who had a court date, came to my home for a "little trim". At the time I had a power sheers with a length regulating attachment. We went out to our garden shed where there was an electrical outlet and an environment I didn't mind getting hair cuttings. We hadn't seen each other for a while and bro is a good "story teller" and we got into exchanging fond memories while I was trimming the back of his head. I'd been talking animatedly before I realized the length regulating attachment had fallen off and bro got a reverse mohawk right up the middle of the back of his head!!! I couldn't stop laughing hysterically before sobering up enough to think about how we might salvage the situation!!! The best I could come up with was brown shoe polish for the "bald strip" smack in the center of the back of his head!!! Don't recall his ever coming to me for help/stinginess ever again!!!

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Margareta Hagman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well if he wants to join the skinheads i think he will be welcomed hahaha

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Molly Block
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly no one knew what they were doing here. Hate to tell ya, buddy, but that is gonna burn in the sun. And why is it so crooked?! Like Mo from the 3 Stooges.

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Ashley Wright
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

C’mon. Seriously? Looks like the wife just wanted to have some fun and get on Bored Panda.

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Wally
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened to the old "what's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?" Used to be three days. Looks like three weeks now.

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Tomasz Plawski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have done a proper Mohawk instead https://youtu.be/4ClcnCzsOPU

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person is just.. not very smart. I mean come on.

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Mick Soiseth
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks exactly like a bad haircut I gave a guy in high school in the late 60's! He kept slouching down in the chair so I couldn't see what I was doing (not that I had a clue anyway). When he finally stood up it looked just like this. He hadda wear turtle necks for a long time after that. That was the end of my hair cutting career.

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Mildred Thompson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He won't be needing another haircut for awhile; at least its cooler back there.

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Kanga9ine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As bad as humanly possible. This haircut erases signatures on any diplomas earned and any IQ points above 43. Just like when Oprah gains weight. The media seem to think weight goes up, IQ goes down. I just pictured her with this do. Thank God she doesn't own this bowl.

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I'm reluctant to call what my wife did to me a haircut. But here it is. Well done wife, another string to your bow

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Giving yourself some time to focus on you and relax may be exactly what you need the most. You may not have a better opportunity to focus on yourself than the quarantined days any time soon. But before getting yourself into a full-blown home-made spa, you might wanna know some tips about basic beauty treatments.

If you feel like you need a hair trim, you'd better take some time off from cutting altogether. Stay focused on your hair health and consider adding conditioning masks or moisturizing treatments to your beauty routine. After the crisis is over, you will be stunned to see your luscious locks well-rested and ready to take on the summer look.

Another great tip is to try washing your hair less. Start slow—skip days at a time and see how your locks are feeling. There are natural oils on our scalp that boost hair health, but we usually wash them all off in daily shampooing sessions.

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Quarantine + boredom + overconfidence = this monstrosity

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ponytail first and then chop of the end. Damp hair, smooth into a low ponytail and then keep the amount you cut off to a minimum. If you repeat the process from start to finish it ends up pretty even.

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Another great tip is washing your hair less. Start slow—skip days at a time and see how your locks are feeling. There are natural oils on our scalp that boost hair health, but we usually wash them all off in daily shampooing sessions.

You can definitely try out a quarantine nail salon at home. But it’s better to stay away from gel or dip manicures altogether. A regular polish of your fave color is a great way to get that lively look. Try out colors that you usually don’t wear—quarantine is a judgement-free zone, and it’s an excellent time to experiment a little.

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Today my partner learned that you shouldn’t put off a haircut until the apocalypse when the only person left to do it (we’re in NYC) is your girlfriend who has never even trimmed her own ends. He calls this look “Cambodian garbage Hitler.” 

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My kiddo cut his hair yesterday, then agreed to let me have a little fun with it before we fixed it.

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These quarantine cuts are amazing

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Jim Kang
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha. Is that a quarantine hair cut or a typical Walmart customer?

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#10

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Is anyone else struggling to adjust to their new at-home beauty routine? I accidentally burned my lip trying to wax yesterday… so painful. Tell me I’m not alone

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeee, probably would have been less noticeable with a bit of hair on your top lip ;)

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Tried to cut my son's hair during quarantine, now he's gonna complain to the hotel manager

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Don't use your beard trimmer to cut your hair

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Chris Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if you do use the trimmer guards. Start with the highest number as you can always go shorter. Longer on top, shorter on back and sides. I have a six on top, and a combo of four, three, two as I get closer to the edges.

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Our son's hair was in desperate need of a haircut during quarantine. Husband and I took a wack at it. We had to stop before it got worse

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Chris Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don't people look at online guides? There are plenty of videos showing people how to do an easy trimmer haircut. It isn't difficult. My sister always did her sons hair.

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#18

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My buddy's wife convinced him to let her cut his hair while in quarantine. The results speak for themselves

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With the barbershop closed during quarantine, my wife tried her best...

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Chris Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, try your own nails for the duration. The break might do them some good as acrylics can damage the nail and in some cases cause fungal infections.

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My mom: “Don’t worry, I used to give haircuts all the time”

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Uh oh, this looks weird. Maybe I should have googled how to give a haircut before jumping right in

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the famous Kim Jung Un style? Now I understand why Donnie fell hopelssly in love with him....

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I’m not a hairdresser. Corona forced me to be a hair dresser. This is why I am not and should not be a hairdresser. (I had my phone in my hand and it accidentally took a burst pic which captured the “what have I done” look on my face)

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wife wanted to cut my hair for her birthday since I was overdue before quarantine started...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would normally seem like an odd birthday present... but given the times...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this Berber Carpet effect. Just want to curl my toes up in it right now.

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Alex Bailey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes. Never understood the desire for acrylics... all that filling-in hassle.

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