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Millennials, Gen Z, and boomers fighting, presents from Santa, and shopping—these are some of the topics of Yanni Davros, the mastermind and well, the pen, behind Prolific Pen Comics.


Inspired by real-life people and situations, Yanni draws fun comics that can brighten up anyone’s day and make us nod in agreement. Especially when it comes to the notorious nail clipping aiming straight for your face as you do your nails, your dog digging in your backyard, or trying out the new air fryer. Bored Panda reached out to Yanni to have a chat and a few laughs, which you can read in the article as you vote for your favorite images.

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Coco Chanel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why we should've done something about global warming sooner.

Ozacoter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be nice if covid instead made people infertile. Nobody would need to die but the population would be reduced soon, which we really need.

Eve
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather is in hospital because of covid, it is not funny at all. If covid reaches others, you are ok, but imagine covid can cause problems to your closest, dearest ones. Are you still ok with it? (I'm saying this to people who believe fighting overpopulation is ok in this case)

AlmightyOne
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think people make jokes like the one in this comic as a coping mechanism. Trust me, we're all scared. Some of us just deal with it in different ways. And I'm sorry about your grandfather. I hope he gets better.

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one way to thin the herd.

Azure Adams
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS THAT ITIS TIME FOR A NEW PLAGUE...

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Yanni, a 33-year-old professional artist living in Sacramento, California with his girlfriend Niki and his dog Sai, is super into gardening, vinyl record collecting, cycling, snowboarding, and, of course, art. He got into drawing when he was around 3 years old and naturally gravitated to the pencil and basically never put it down as he got older. “I started by drawing airplanes and then got interested in painting and comics as a teenager. I was lucky enough to have supportive parents and I went to art school at the Savannah College of Art and Design, where I learned about art history and majored in sequential art.” And now, he makes his living doing art for tech corporations and advertising agencies.

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    the annoying theatre kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was super hot and i turned down the temperature ONE degree, and SOMEHOW my dad came into my room five minutes later after not even going upstairs and yelled at me for touching it... how did he know

    James T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also turning on the light while the car is moving.

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be true in our family too.

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    The artist gets the inspiration for his comics from real life, people, and situations that he observes in the world and in his social circle. “My social circles are best because they are unique to my own experiences and give my work a genuine voice. I’m also pretty influenced by some of the absurdist comedy that was pretty popular in film and television in the '80s and '90s when I was growing up. It seems like more realistic, relatable comedy has grown in popularity since, so I try and pepper in a little of that too, but I would say my core comedy style is absurd and goofy. My art style, on the other hand, is influenced by newspaper comic strips like Peanuts, and Calvin and Hobbes.” He also loves kawaii art from Japan, like the Sanrio characters or Tokidoki characters, so there’s a little of that in his work as well.

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    Love unicorns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The porcupines deserve pets too!

    80 Van
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sequel to a comic that appears below. It’s a lot more charming if you see that one first.

    SemelinaPitrone
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    4 years ago

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    You could see it as a "conform to our standards" point of view, though. In that case it would seem rather rude.

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    Dagnirath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to upvote this and the other one together.

    Draga Millani
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why someone got downvoted a bazillion times covering up a comment

    Woltax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, what a lovely plot twist.😃👍🏻

    Silre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for fixing it

    will.u.b.mine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've took the physical pain so it didn't have to cover up :)

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    Vivian C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww poor porcupine. ):

    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor-cupine (sorry i couldn't resist)

    Sue Simmons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pet it. With a pair of needle proof gloves. Awwww.

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    There are four main characters in his comics: Olive, Teal, Fuchsia, and Violet, as he names all his characters after colors. “They are millennials with very different personalities and all trying to stumble their way through life. I also have a growing cast of supporting characters from various other age groups like kids, seniors, and parents, so I can lampoon a wider array of people and generations. I also love animal characters, especially bugs. My favorite is Rolly Polly, a socially shy pill-bug, which was also a fan favorite. He got popular enough for me to spin off into a side comic called 'Under a Rock' last year. I had to take a break from writing that one but I hope to return to it someday.”

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    Darky_Shadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Identity theft hornet IRL. There is literally a moth that disguises itself as hornet lmao

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify with tax evasion hornet

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    Robert Bailey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The battle anthem of our generation is "Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay." So.. yeah.

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    TrickQuestion
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly Gen X is in kind of a weird place. Boomers have all the resources and power (which they will for a while still, meaning a lot of X can't really do a whole lot to change things). They also realize that the younger fighters are better prepared to make the changes we need. It's a little frustrating at times, TBH.

    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, as a Gen-Xer, this made me laugh...

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see Gen X get a mention..

    soni w
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a really groovy time for us X gens right now. We've always been in the firing line of boomers, it's great the gunsights have shifted onto Y and Z gens. So yeah, we just enjoying the show!

    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶we didn't start the fire🎶...

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    “I am trying to reach anyone who wants a laugh or to think about the world around them differently. I think comics are the superior storytelling medium. In a way, they are the simplest, most abstract way to combine words and pictures to evoke an emotion. I want to eventually publish books,” shared Yanni.

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    Jamison Sybrandy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the one asdfmovie

    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're fired! You can't fire me, I quit! You can't quit, I quit! You can't quit, you're a frog! You can't frog me, you're my wife! I'm not your wife, you're my wife! Oh hey honey' how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit your job, you're fired!

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    zenitsusunshine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "LIGHTHEARTED COMICS" the title says.

    aesthetic.baddie27
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta love how her fist just goes right through his chest haha.

    Coco Chanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: The boss is a werewolf.

    Tory Chrome
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol imagine it being a couple of 5 year olds doing this no. 1: I FIRE YOU no. 2: LOL NO I QUIT no. 1: I FIRED YOU FIRST *keeps going on and on*

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    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xylem and I'll be impressed.

    Albert Chen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he will win the dog talking show

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    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no problems whatsoever! 😍

    Darky_Shadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ratatouille except... catatouille

    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not want to upset the cat. goddamn. xD

    Emmy the short one
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read it as "there's a soup in my hair"?

    Zoila Flores Pena
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    4 years ago

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they'd block out the title.

    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONLY ONE BOOK?????? We need a whole series for that year.

    Sam
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "2020: The Great Sh*tstorm"

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 is its own chronicle series with one book per month

    Lucy Skinner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say a couple books! COVID-19, Racism, wildfires, etc.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoah. What's wrong with Costco?

    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Costco pays their employees a living wage, unlike Walmart and doesn't work them to death unlike Amazon. I don't know about Target.

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    Abigail Snyder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how Walmart looks like a warrior of light and Amazon looks like the warrior of darkness

    Dagnirath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Walmart is War, Amazon is Death, Costco is Famine, and Target is Pestilence? Yeah, that sounds about right.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they are represented as women :)

    Denki Kaminari (im a girl)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like amazon she is darkness and i like that

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can get all 3 on roku lol

    Zoila Flores Pena
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    4 years ago

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    Guada Narbaitz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have Netflix and Disney+, and actually, D+ doesnt have that many eoth binging things as I thought. After warching all the classics Im like... ok, now what...

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they have a lot of kids but not that much for older people. At least now they added 'star' so there is more series and movies for adults.

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do not have hulu. We use Amauon prime video

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    plush n puppet shenanigans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember on Mythbusters they tested this, actually hitting the fish was hard but killing them was easy due to a phenomenon known as water hammer (and no they did not use live fish)

    Obi Wang Kenobi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad that there won't be any more Mythbusters 😢

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    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair there was only one fish

    Shadow4523
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about fill the barrel with a lot of fish then empty the water

    Logan Cheng
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sjotgun is probably easier, or go for the machine gun. either will get the job done

    WholesomeArmyweeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Bitch you thOught-“ -the gold fish 202–20♾

    Michał Jastrzębski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next thing he uses, should be a sawn-off 12 gauge. Or an ATGM launcher.

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    Love unicorns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers love Facebook? Aren't they the ones complaining about technology?

    Shelp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    45yo and more represent the majority of Facebook's users nowadays, IIRC

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    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... as a Gen Z I can agree that I don't like facebook...

    Kate Fei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a millenial I can say its mostly true for us. The thing is that most millenials used facebook as teenagers.. Like a lot. And then all the news about privacy issues came up and it becamw one big advertisment space. I would say we had fun there once but now most people only use it for communication and are conscious about the privacy issues and angry with the ads.

    Desto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gen Z I guess but ngl I sorta enjoy Facebook especially when I get the birthday wishes from my mom friends that my own friends didn't say to me so Facebook isn't that bad.

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a millennial and I deleted my Facebook in 2016. I never looked back. Best decision I ever made to be honest.

    Nikki Owens
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of younger Gen Xers looking more like the Millennials & Gen Zers these days, tho. There's some blurring/overlap in the generational attitudes.

    Dirtdawg79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gen Z my self I totally agree with this

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    4 years ago

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    Caroline
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Gen X and I can confirm most of my generation is on FB. Our kids (Gen Z) would NEVER use it though, it's so uncool compared to say, TikTok (which we Gen X find rubbish)...Boomers? Not that many either: if they use it, they don't use it much. Not sure about Millennials though, I don't know enough of them lol. Instagram for them maybe?

    Kate Fei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millenial here - all my friends are on facebook. We used it a lot as teenagers, then most of the people around me stopped using it frequently, now everybody uses it for communication with others only.

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    Love unicorns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the important things are what they don't teach us *sigh*

    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy National Unicorn Day! (just thought that you might want to know given your username)

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school had a mandatory semester of "econmics" that literally was about personal finances, balancing checkbooks, paying bills, et cetera, so we all graduated knowing what to do, how, etc. Even explained APR and such on credit cards. Thank you, Mr. H., wherever you now are!

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I wish my school had done that! A lot more valuable than a lot of other things (algebra, I'm looking at you).

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    Darky_Shadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll be deppressed if they do

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how much you can actually hate people when you're forced into a group project?

    MzGerry Hillz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my social studies class in high school DID teach us how to file your own taxes. It's one thing that has actually been super useful.

    Kate Fei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish this was taught. We are buying a house here and Ive never learned how to manage things around that. I must say its pretty difficult to learn everything and I totally understand why so many people who were less lucky with education are in financial problems.

    Mshauri Mazuri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wonder when am I going to use a+2d-c 😂😂😂

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    Nikki Owens
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    4 years ago

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    Wouldn't you even question why the alien overlords are forcing you to wear them?

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    Tara Curry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But MY president didn't wear them!" "Yeah...and he got probed."

    LittleMissLotus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to draw the MAGA hat on the guy in the fourth panel.

    Jonny Man
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twist: In the last panel, Jesus (pronounced Hay-soos) is his doctor, and also clued in that the sick shades are part of the aliens' plan to ruin our eyesight so the aliens can collectively make us dependent on their advanced alien medical technology. Also, the glowing thing pointing at the Red Dude... is the probe O_O

    Arran Walker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them deserve to be probed before the death ray....

    Press Snooze
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell me what the tip of the gun in the left hand of the alien looks like

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    Asy EnderDragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh i feel that so hard (my family doesn't like my taste in music ;-;)

    Aj Grimes (he/him)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! Same my parents don't like my music. Little do they know I made a secret account so I could listen to all of my favorite music.

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    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the feeling I get when I show someone something I'm really proud of and they go "cool".

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg so relatable me and my boyfriend and I hate each others music!

    Alyssa Sweat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother never lets me listen on the Alexa, because "my sounds are trash". Even though he has his own Alexa and its okay for him to play his songs.

    Tory Chrome
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time i was driving to in-n-out with my friends and I requested "Counting stars" and my bff was like "lol what the ehck does this even mean. . ." eheh young child you dont wanna know. . . so i just said "WHAT DOES STRESSED OUT MEAN THEN?" "its his mother telling him a story" "oh-"

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my greatest joys was realizing that my 22 year-old son appreciates the "Classic Rock" of my (53 years old) youth. Makes for some laugh-filled singalongs in the car.

    Autumn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I tried playing kpop music for my fam

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    Jeremy Van Portfliet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a gas station and really really love this joke...really.

    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir, I'm afraid it means it's not for sale.

    Heather Post
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD one!!! I'll be using that tomorrow.......

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    guy greej
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke has turned into the very thing it speaks of. I see this everywhere. everytime jokes about service are listed,,, look who's included. Look which jokes is never missed. the good o'l Tellers get the "it must be free, and it's annoying and the person saying it thinks they're the best." hohohohohoho. I'm funny joke writter/comic artist

    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in retail, and I can't tell you how many times customers have said that when price tags fell off the merchandise. I had the same expression as the clerk.

    Shadow4523
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how many price tags would be stuck to shelves and floors if this was true. **LOL!!**

    Micah Pettit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA YOU ARE SO FUNNY SIR WILL THAT BE CASH OR CARD

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    ProbablyIsaac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How could you betray me like this Susan"

    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next day, the doggo runs away to live with the kid.

    Cat_Snake_Ferret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a casual princess bubblegum!

    Shadow4523
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would never sell my cat not even for 5 quadrillion

    K A T E 12356
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Susan what did you just say......"

    The weird one!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no i would sell people for ten thousand dollars to buy doggio things

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    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake🎵

    SemelinaPitrone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really fun to whisper that to whoever is sitting next to you at a youth group. "GOD IS ALWAYS WITH YOU, KIDS!" he knows when you are sleeping. he KNOWS when you're awake HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD, SO FOR F**K'S SAKE JOHNNY GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *says the FBI agent in a alien mask cos it’s Halloween*

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine these creatures live thousands of years each. And they have the same intergenerational issues humans have. "You young Gen-Zetas are wasting your time ass probing and making your little crop circles! In my days we built pyramids and were worshipped as gods! Now the only guy who has a clue about us is that one dude with the dignified hairstyle and everyone thinks he's a kook!"

    John Doe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dance nobody's like watching

    Caroline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in the toilet or in the shower? Perv!!

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    I like dogs and birds
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments debate which horned Zodiac sign is better - Taurus or aries

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    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never understood Zodiac signs, to me it just seems like fortune cookies with extra steps.

    I'm lay sheep in China
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She get that message after the conversation, by that means Horoscope isn't true and someone is spying on her(maybe her smartphone)?

    Asy EnderDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, recently I have been weirdly obsessed with zodiac tik toks (I'm a cancer btw(pls don't think I'm weird))

    Nataly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me like my friend is like IM AQARIOUS me:ok.. ;/

    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone not using the true sidereal zodiac is looking at the wrong sign, anyway.

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that true? Are parking tickets locally managed? Don't they have a national file or something? (Genuinely asking)

    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, to my knowledge, tickets aren't locally managed, at least in the UK. They are usually enforced using a sort of national vehicle registry where the recorded plates are run through the database and the person attached to the ownership of the car may get a letter asking them to pay the fine. Hope this helped :) x

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is SO POSSIBLE!! A return visit to Atlanta, Georgia (from Utah) after 7 years. ID checked randomly. OLD Seatbelt ticket pops up. $115 Fine never paid. Weekend + in jail... Moral of this story: Out of (your) mind doesn't mean out of sight (of those in charge).

    George Andrew Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another cop: I've been working on this case for 8 years

    Pug Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually happened to me lol

    Ginny Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im just surprised bp didnt censor the word.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, the censoring on this website is like when the word "god" is censored but not "damn".

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    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ladies and gentlemen, we got em

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    Vintage Insider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone clearly licked themselves...

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever tried to explain life and the universe to a child can relate.

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody really "owns" cats. They just sorta choose you, and then you're their staff and servants for the rest of their lives.

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat came down with a case of "I-am-a-talking-chef" -itis

    moon bug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody owns a cat. Cats have servants.

    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not. Foolish humans. The cat owns him.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one brought up the goofiest laugh... Because it is such a relatable tale.

    Zoila Flores Pena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat-he-doesn't-own and the man are plotting.

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    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vinegar and baking soda in bottle, slip the balloon over the top. Boom, floating balloon, no helium needed.

    ADumpsterFire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It will fill the balloon, but it won't float.

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    Vintage Insider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. But... helium comes in grades. The stuff we're sticking in balloons is not the stuff that can be used for tech.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you run out of a noble gas?

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    Assassin Seven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then who made life on their planet?

    Peter Spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so on, and so on, and so on....

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to explain life to a child is explaining the meaning of infinity.

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're all wrong. Chuck Norris made all of life.

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    ProbablyIsaac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Blackmail your opponents to establish dominance" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School bullies were the easy ones to deal with in my life. Also, nerds carry heavy books, so we are not as weak as people *think*....

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teach me blackmail already. actually i watched infiltration s im all good

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where black and join a gang is some advice I once got told. I wore black and hung out with a group people thought were a gang...it worked!!

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    Thomas Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be a non-conformist if you don 't wear the proper uniform..

    C Lalrinthanga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are unique, just like everyone else.

    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you do something and then three of your friends do the same in two weeks :(

    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not trying to be "different" is what's different now.

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    Tacocat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isopods are very social.

    Kyla Fierro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what their called! Oh my gods I’ve been calling Em rolly pollys everyone has been calling Em rolly pollys!

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    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1st grade I would collect rolly pollys in my front zipper pouch on my back pack and then play with them in class. Until I accidentally dumped them all out and they were crawling all over the place. It was like maybe 10 bugs but still. The teacher was not happy with me.

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Michigan we call them pill bugs.

    James the boba boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I meant to say rolly pollys not folly pollys

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww.... That was my grandson returning to brick and mortar school after online classes.

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I'm at the age where I can relate to this

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an age thing or just a poor diet thing? Are you like 80?

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    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and nicotine pouches for me. Just thinking about that this morning...

    Cassie Sondrup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's gonna need therapy 😬

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a pet seagull once. I mean sorta... it kept coming by demanding food, and we kept feeding it. So, like, a pet basically...

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. Do not touch his chips. Just don't. He can steal my fries, but no touch the man's chips.

    Alyssa Sweat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should know not to interupt me while I'm eating food. It makes me grumpy.

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    Skylar Jolley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved a fish like this once... *sniff*

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you say youll never forget him, but forget to give the fish a name

    Lily Vilker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round fish bowl are bad because they need the edges to find themselves in the room the way bats do. Its like being in a room with no begging or end and you can never understand where you are in the room

    Soulstice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thats why you keep fish in a large tank with a filter, live plants, and heater if necessary

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    Lilu lalu
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows, when this picture was created? Before pandemia I believe?

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are humanitarians that care not only about themselves but also the safety and wellbeing of other humans and creatures. Lifesavers really.

    The Jester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The purpose of a mask was for doctors and dentists to keep stuff from splattering or getting on them. NOT to cease the spread of disease.

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    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only been able to catch a fly in one way. It flies under a curtain and I go squish.

    Megumi Saikou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo!!! Don't use your hands!!! (Well it's not like you'll hit him anyway...) XD

    Bernardita Valdés
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, cause flys see us in slow motion :P

    Tanya Palik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, the flicker fusion rate. I always wanted to see a gun fight like a fly.

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    Jober720
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I can hit them with my hand. Do I perceive time differently than others? Maybe I can slow it down, that would be useful.

    Jober720
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I can hit them. Do I perceive time differently than others? Maybe I can slow down time a bit.

    LittlBabyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually i squished 2 flies w/ a plastic bottle :) just slowly sneak up on them, and slowly bring the bottle down and a firm SQUASH

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    birdie asf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stereotyping the mafia as bad people is bad now?? we're both talking about the criminal organization right robert?

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even a stereotype. Money laundering, kidnapping, bribery, arson, obstruction of justice, strong arm robbery, fraud, extortion, tax evasion, blackmail, murder. Just your average dirtbag scum of the Earth. Yes let’s be considerate of their feelings

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    Anna Rush
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I usually do it to stop being sexually harrassed but yeah it is actually really similar.

    Sofiia Melnikova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, but I don't think I want to know

    He Said She Said
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are complaining about men spreading their legs while they're on public transportation. This is bringing up the point that women have their own version

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    Natacha Bertin Cowan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't occupy an entire seat. But most of the time I need to put my bag in the middle to stop harassment.

    -----
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it is called "trying to politely keep the unkeepable 1,5 meter distance in public tranportation?"

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    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omigosh guys, I think I broke him

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody on Reddit Mildly Interesting posted a photo of two pillbugs having sex. That's something I needed eye bleach for.

    George Andrew Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're at ikea with an assembly kit for only $6.99

    Eden Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come from my mum and my papa. And I will say it loud and say it proud ( belive me 50% becuase I am 50% telling the truth. )

    megan thee stallion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever seen the movie storks?? there is your answer.

    K A T E 12356
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robert Catte thank you, this is what i shall tell my kids.

    Erin E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. Robert Catte has a comment that’s not severely downvoted

    Cassie Sondrup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol wish I could avoid my problems too

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    Jackson Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't have s**t in Detroit!!!

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this apply to Detroit?

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they took my gt-3 gas turbine locomotive can't have sh*t in detroit

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a garage at a garage sale and use the lumber from it to build a new one.

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    Slimeluv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't you hate it when you accidentally summon satan?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped after I let go of the habbit to read out product names in any Ikea out loud....

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    LunaThePotat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the Wiccan pentagram the devil’s pentagram has one point of the star that is longer than the rest and goes outside the circle

    James T
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    4 years ago

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    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey... asking for a friend, where do you buy the carpet? And the candles?

    James T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arg! I hate when this happens.

    Chance Cottingham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    karens wanting to speak to the manager but forgets what to say

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    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only true freedom is death

    hot cheetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you get bored and won't have life anymore- :(

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. When you are a student you need to be 8h in class or more plus in your free time you need to do homework, essays, studying etc. When you work your free time is yours. You might sometimes need to do a bit of extra work but its nothing compared to being most of the weekend studying. I was glad once I started working.

    Miranda Prince
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told this to one of my middle school students, and he told me that he's going to be a YouTuber. Sure, kid.

    S T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why people even have children, life kinda sucks the whole way througg

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we still here. just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I've lost… the comrades I've lost…

    Fact Perils
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea but at least you have a tiny bit of choice afterwards...

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    ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    That's just because nobody's paying you to be on Bored Panda all day.

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    KrabbyGramps666
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait you guys are getting paid I’m talking to the manager after this ordeal

    idraax poission
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beard probably makes him look older

    Jonny Man
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    4 years ago

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    Age gaps in a relationship are normal and healthy. Love doesn't discriminate!

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    I'm ~*tired*~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet they can find that faster than my PACKAGE THAT I ORDERED 2 MONTHS AGO

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually laughed at this. Like, out loud. Is there an acronym for that?

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    𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine a fast food place called "Post Office"? What would that be like?

    Love unicorns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to see the Post Office sign

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hey, can i also get a spicy Mcnuggets and a Travis Scott bur-ger

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful of what you wish for. You might just get it.

    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, these are lyrics from a great song :) "Home" by Chris Daughtry

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    PansexualPancake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you went back in time to a time without cellphones with a cellphone would it go away

    Alyssa Sweat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They trying to bring mullets back.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the old Pepsi logo here!

    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that second sentence as "This time, machine better work." Took me a second to reparse it in my mind.

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    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On second thought, I’ll just keep the fly as a pet 🪰

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    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one talking about how this is the guy from the other ticket comic

    Nikki Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anywhere but the briar patch!"

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    Dobby The House Elf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say, "when" when I've had enough XD

    Brooklyn Costley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i'm getting cheese on something, i say when after like 1 minute and 30 seconds

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    Tacocat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Armadillidium isopods are the best!

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a gigantic ant.......or tiny pillbugs

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    Royer Potts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously with the censoring.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censor Ass but they don't censor Shitstorm.

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...nowadays that may be a good thing....

    Press Snooze
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then the other one curls into a ball

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha so that is what a pair of testicles would look like in jeans! (2nd panel)

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    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh I should have died the other day then.....

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here lies big bad Chad/ A totally sweet bro dude/ He skipped just one day.

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did I imagine patrick the star's voice when ever he spoke?

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    CrazedFalcon17
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they say anything else than "good," just curl up and die

    Emilycookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have been feeling like an endless pit of despair and sometimes have no idea why i am still alive.

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    Clandestine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think if you ask you should be prepared for a real answer. It can help a lot to have someone to listen. I know this is a joke, but still.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tend to give the real answer but keep it short (not the US, though, so probably different social etiquette). I don't ramble, I don't dump all my feelings, but if I'm stressed/tired/having a bad day, I don't see the problem with stating that in a few(!) words. And since I'm supposed to ask the question back, I just do that and voila I don't even hog the discussion.

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    MzGerry Hillz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why "good morning" is all you say....

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