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If you’d kindly open your menus, Pandas, you’ll find that tonight we have an exquisite Pretentiousness Paella on offer, simmered for months inside an oak barrel in a waterfall cave just off the coast of Antarctica. As for appetizers, we have some Arrogant Avocado Toast and Tasteless Tuna Tartare, while the special is our Ostentatious Ostrich Omelet. And would you like anything to drink with that? Perhaps some deconstructed coffee?

Over-complexity and showmanship in the kitchen don’t always mean good taste or delicious food. Sometimes, simplicity is best. And plates exist for a reason. These are the lessons that r/StupidFood teaches us. The subreddit shames the most pretentious and arrogant dishes to ever leave a restaurant kitchen, and the gastronomic journey is something utterly delightful. We’re featuring some of their most pretentious food pics again for you to taste and sample, dear Readers. Don’t forget to upvote the photos that stunned you with how magnificently (and unnecessarily!) over the top they were.

Redditor u/Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood, told Bored Panda that they appointed a handful of new moderators since September due to the "ever-increasing workloads." They also revealed that they just had their busiest day ever on the subreddit. "/r/StupidFood came into existence to ridicule that which was already there, this idiotic belief that to be different or to innovate is inherently good when it so obviously is not—it needs to good difference and good innovation to make it worthwhile." You'll find my full interview with the founder below, so be sure to scroll down.

I also had a lovely chat about pretentious food and how we can stomach it with pie artist, food expert, and talented baker Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, who recently published her new book, 'Pies Are Awesome: The Definitive Pie Art Book.' Jessica told Bored Panda that whether or not we should call out the chefs depends on the severity of their gastronomic 'crimes.' "If your lettuce was a little wilted because they spent so long arranging it artfully, or your ice-cream a bit melty by the time they added all the fancy toppings, keep the feedback constructive," she said. "If their 'reverse spherification shrimp balls with oyster foam' gave you food poisoning, feel free to let 'em have it!" Scroll down for Jessica's awesome insights about food, too, Pandas.

This isn’t the first time that Bored Panda has shone the limelight on r/StupidFood. When you’re done devouring this list, you can read our previous in-depth analysis of the online community and the culture of kitchen arrogance right over here.

#1

Earlier This Year I Made Carrot Hot Dogs And The Percentage Of People Who Hate Me With Every Fibre Of Their Body Drastically Increased

Earlier This Year I Made Carrot Hot Dogs And The Percentage Of People Who Hate Me With Every Fibre Of Their Body Drastically Increased

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Hans
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think these look delicious, and well prepared. What would be wrong? Insisting that a hot dog needs to contain meat is a bit childish, particularly considering that the sausages typically used for hot dogs contain trace amount of meat that you would otherwise consider edible only.

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BSteel13
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Missing key info, did you tell them they were carrots or let them think they were hot dogs? That's how we decide if their hatred is warranted or not haha

Amy Stone-Chandler
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slow roasted carrots are so sweet and yummy though

Håvard Hovde
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They aren't all that bad, as long as you season them well. It's the onions, ketchup, mustard, relish and potato salad that taste best anyways ;)

Na Schi
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you add enough Ketchup everything that is chewable is also edible 😉 But I agree with you Danish remoulade (please forgive other countries that are also making great remoulade), roasted onions, pickles and a kind of sweet mustard are the soul of a hotdog.

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KJ
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to see peoples face when they bite into them and their brain tries to process whats wrong.

hobbitly
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have also made these :D If you marinade them overnight (with seasonings and liquid smoke) and add lots of yummy condiments, these actually pretty tasty. If you expect a real meat dog and get a carrot, I can understand people might be disappointed haha :P

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u/Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood, believes that pretentious bs "needs confronting head-on, to have its feet held to the fire of ridicule, it needs us to laugh in its face." Without customers ready to eat up whatever dastardly 'aesthetic' concoction the chef throws at them, there wouldn't be much pretentious food. And, perhaps, there wouldn't even be a need for r/StupidFood.

"For culinary pretension to work requires credulous individuals to buy into the conceit that, for example, dropping salt onto your steak via your elbow—lookin' atchoo Salt Bae—is somehow an improvement over a salt cellar or a grinder; that serving dishes directly onto tabletops and worktops gives them an indefinable je ne sais quoi which is simply not available from common-or-garden crockery; or that adding gold leaf to excessively expensive liquor effects some great improvement which is too subtle for the hoi polloi to understand. It is essentially a confidence trick."

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    #2

    I Hope Whoever Made This Goes To Hell

    I Hope Whoever Made This Goes To Hell

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    Liam Tranum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do this with a knife and some glue?

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    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There needs to be a law against unexpected beans. This is almost as bad as the doughnut

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what Snow White ate?!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes i really hope they go to hell but i think even Satan will kick them out

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's cheese disguised as an apple ?

    Summer Godwin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats chees with beans how can nowon see that

    Annabeth Chase
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the cheap vs expensive guy!

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    According to the founder of the subreddit, u/Clackpot, they feel like having the moderators in place "is probably a good thing," however, they still feel like the step is "surrendering a part" of their project.

    In the founder's opinion, a lot of the higher-end food service appears to be imbued with "ridiculous workloads, very masculine attitudes, competitiveness." However, the redditor is unsure of how it could (or even should) even be changed at this point. "It is what it is," they told Bored Panda.

    Something that irks them about the current culture of r/StupidFood is the fact that there are "hundreds of truly appalling look-at-me videos submitted to the sub, that are almost entirely without merit" that receive far too warm a welcome. "People still lap them up and upvote them enthusiastically."

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    #3

    I’m Oddly Curious, But Still Scared

    I’m Oddly Curious, But Still Scared

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were so occupied with whether or not they could they didnt stop to think if they should

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now pickles have nipples??

    Jeff Striks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely for cooking or pickling. Not drinking...

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the milk Luke Skywalker had on his exile planet.

    J R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't this turn out to be fake?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, for the sake of tastebuds everywhere it appears to be fake.

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man these people need to stop milking everything little thing they come across 😳🥴

    Knoxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think I've ever seen a product promote the fact it has more salt than its counterparts

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    Pie artist Jessica told Bored Panda that at the core of any chef's philosophy should lie the fact that, at the end of the day, no matter the presentation, their food has to be edible. "You may be an artist, but if your chosen medium is food, remember that somebody has to eat that art in the end!" she said. The only exception is if your food art is literally going to be in a gallery. "In which case, don't worry about it," she quipped.

    However, Jessica pointed out that she personally doesn't think that there even is such a thing as 'pretentious' food: "Only food that has wholly sacrificed flavor, texture, and the general eating experience in service of aesthetics," she explained how certain chefs shift this balance for their purposes.

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    "If your food is complicated, presented in an unusual fashion, or requires a little more interactivity from your guests than they may be used to, that's all fine provided you've used fresh ingredients that combine to create a pleasing flavor profile and mouth feel. If your guests' mouths are as happy as their eyeballs at the end of the meal, then your fancy food is not pretentious, it's just delightful!"

    #4

    Covid Soup

    Covid Soup

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    Piku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to throw up

    Flying Captain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although ewww it's really creative though...shrooms from Asian supermarket (forgot their name..) and minced beef.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha props for ingenuity and if those are mushrooms, HOW did they manage to stick them all into the meatballs?! It looks a bit gross but it's skilful and creative!

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncooked ground meat is soft, and uncooked mushrooms are not)

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    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What next? Ebola Surprise?!

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is cute! I would eat it but I am weird soo...

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like those funny meals for children, like Cthulhu sausages, but healthy. Apart from that it's just a meatball soup with exotic mushrooms and super large bits, don't understand why everyone complain. Must be tasty)

    Annabell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks absolutely disgusting.

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    #5

    Smoked Salmon Vodka

    Smoked Salmon Vodka

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that sounds awful.

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds disgusting for some people

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt even a Russian would stoop so low to drink this!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds better than the carrot hot dogs anyway.

    RustBunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's next, Lutefisk flavored vodka (or other drink of choice)? Please tell me that this has not been done yet. And please, please, PLEASE don't get any ideas.

    SN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally found a type of vodka that I will never try!

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heartburn!

    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that right on the bottle they say it's good in blood Mary cocktails. So.. probably not something being sold to sip on it's own lol

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    #6

    This Is Not A Sandwich

    This Is Not A Sandwich

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take off the bread, throw it away and enjoy a wonderful piece of meat.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bread comes from the barbecue tradition, where it's just the equivalent of a dinner roll. Nobody expects you to get your hands around it and eat it like a burger.

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    Lav Oravaf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok let's forget about the bun (dear Looooord), but in Italy we do have this dish called Milanese. It's basically pounded meat, stretched to be that large. and t it can be either veal or pork.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I've had that in Milan and oh God I was not prepared of how big it would be! Couldn't eat even half of it

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    Rijkærd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the motherload of crap is this? Looks like it went through an intergalactic divorce and has to pay alimony in cowrie shells....

    Kathy Puls
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Indiana thing, pork tenderloin pounded thin, breaded and deep fried. It seems to have become a contest to see which restaurant can make them the biggest.

    Deson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen versions of this at Fairs and occasionally at a restaurant here in Wisconsin but not this large. This looks oddly ... interesting and I'd give it a shot but only once though.

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    James Tartaglione
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that just makes me giggle and hungry. mostly hungry

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    In Jessica's opinion, we have to be aware of our own tastes, likes, and dislikes before criticizing a dish too much. What might be a horrendous experience for us might be fine for someone else.

    "If you didn't enjoy the process of eating the food—perhaps you felt there were too many steps involved, things took longer to eat than you would prefer, you personally didn't enjoy the visual presentation, etc.—then I would chalk it up to 'different strokes for different folks' and maybe choose a simpler dining experience for yourself in future and leave it at that," she said.

    "If, however, something about the presentation of the food affected its actual quality, that is a different story. If in service of presenting the food in a particular way some elements ended up cold when they were supposed to be hot (or vice versa), or the freshness of any element was compromised, that could warrant a tactful comment to the server. Just remember, that you are dealing with real people with real feelings when leaving critical reviews," she warned that we must never forget the human element that comes with dining out.

    #7

    What Was Even The Point?

    What Was Even The Point?

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    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. Would have been so pretty if they'd just served it flat!

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hidden heart for us introverts, not for those who wear their hearts on their sleeves.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To say it was, "cooked with love."

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but if I'm making eggs for my one true love, he knows there's a heart in that scrambled secret message. This is what new girlfriends he's cheating with do. Just like I did when I was the cheatee. We can be so dumb in love.

    Sofia Murat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they fold it 😕 😪 😔 😭 ?!

    Rachael Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're making it with love though!!

    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they sprinkle/dump around the heart? It's too much.

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    #8

    Behold This Act Of Culinary Terrorism

    Behold This Act Of Culinary Terrorism

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, BURN IN HELL.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The apple pie and coffee ones might be good, but the rest is guaranteed to be disgusting.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy Kimmel, a charming and bright late night TV talk show host in the US had Sandra Bullock as a guest recently. They both tasted these, and it was very entertaining. The expression of revulsion on Sandra's face after eating the turkey one was priceless. She was a very good sport.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbledore might like these better than Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The apple pie and coffee ones would be nice!

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the gum from W***y Wonka

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a hilarious twitter thread about these! https://twitter.com/momofnorank/status/1446149270793555971

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jones sodas used to produce seasonally, turkey and gravy flavored soda. Along with, mashed potato flavored soda.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and i thought candy corn couldn't get any worse...nice to be proven wrong

    Bisexual Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really tried to go after W***y Wonka’s recipes…

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    #9

    I Had To See This So Now You Do Too

    I Had To See This So Now You Do Too

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My condolences dear Caro! You must still be trying to recover from this cheese disaster!

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    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hot (dangerous) or watered-down (vile) does the cheese have to be to get it to squirt out all over the table like this? This looks like an excerpt from a Dr Pimplepopper vid.

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love cheese........ In my burger, not on the walls, table, and clothes...........

    J-A Laine
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheesus! I've heard of smashed burger but splashed?

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How DARE you disrespect the cheese curd patty! That's painful to see.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's both gross and kind of cool.

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. Is what looks like an onion ring just fried cheese?

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    The r/StupidFood subreddit has grown immensely since the last time Bored Panda wrote about the online group back in September. At the time, they had 306.5k followers. Fast forward to early December and the community has already expanded to a whopping 375k members. There’s an analogy between this and rising dough somewhere, but for the life of me, I can’t seem to find it in this darn cupboard!

    The entire essence of the subreddit can be summarized in their tagline: “Food. Point. Laugh.” They aim to bring the gastronomic world to its senses by pointing out the ridiculousness of how some food is made and served by professionals.

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    #10

    Went To My In-Laws For Dinner And This Is The Chicken They Served

    Went To My In-Laws For Dinner And This Is The Chicken They Served

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    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if the mother in law served it to kill someone so if u want salmonella eat the chicken :)

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's raw, it's just going to taste like nothing

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not chicken, it's smoked salmon(ella)

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have thought you could get 'extra plain'.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the complete lack of any effort whatsoever, it's not even properly cooked!!

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even an attempt to season? No salt, no pepper? Just put it straight in the oven.

    Rachael Sampson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are other seasonings than just salt and pepper.

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    #11

    It Was Hokey At First But Then It Just Got Really Bad

    It Was Hokey At First But Then It Just Got Really Bad

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. To look at, not to eat.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... the cube of aspic was one step too far. Yech.

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jelly is just disgusting

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to be creative and then the 60's hit you on the head

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this jello thing always mesmerizes me. did people actually eat this..?

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually doesn’t look terrible

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gelatin......not eating anything that's still moving.

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be so much better if they hadn't put it in gelatin

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    #12

    If You Order A Burger And It Comes Out Like This, You Can Legally Dine And Dash

    If You Order A Burger And It Comes Out Like This, You Can Legally Dine And Dash

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    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you eat it? You turn the glass, you let it fall from it and than eat the mess????

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dining and dashing implies you eat the food.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone saw those giant burgers that won't even fit in someones mouth and said, "hold my beer"

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How?? Why?? Mummy, what’s happening???

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they've already put the alcoholic beverage in the glass. If they didn't, they cheated you on your order so run as fast and as far as you can to get ketchup and burger stuff. Maybe some onion rings.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHat if you take it to go?

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    Last time, the founder of r/StupidFood, redditor Clackpot, highlighted the fact that it’s actually the chefs who can be the source of pretentiousness, not the dishes themselves. The latter are simply the result of what goes through the chefs' minds.

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    According to Clackpot, the line between fancy and pretentious food isn’t a binary choice. “Supremely wonderful food can also be sphincter-tighteningly precious, and I will cheerfully deride the pretension whilst also applauding the skill and imagination required. And really the pretension in food is about the creator, not the food itself nor the outcome. Consequently, although it is very difficult to define what makes food stupid, it's actually very easy to decide whether it is stupid or not, it's a subjective call which we are all equipped to make," they explained to Bored Panda.

    The online community itself was a happy accident. Clackpot revealed to Bored Panda that they made the subreddit on a whim one day. "In a nutshell, I was bored and hungover one Saturday morning five years ago and I knocked it together and forgot about it for more than a year until it started to gain a little traction," they told me.

    #13

    $4.99 For A Balanced Breakfast Of Biscuit, A Single Egg, And A Bottle Of Coke

    $4.99 For A Balanced Breakfast Of Biscuit, A Single Egg, And A Bottle Of Coke

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bottle of Coke for breakfast?! Eew!

    Toni Alabakovski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! Dr. Pepper is WAY better for breakfast!! Duh!

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much wrong here. Firstly that's a chain grocery store in Africa (Shoprite) so clearly this person isn't running a catering business. Secondly the currency on the sticker is clearly for Ghanaian Cedi, not dollar. So really this costs $0.81.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering where that is.

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    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the Coke with a coffee drink and you might have something I'd imagine grabbing in desperate need.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, Shoprite that is a South African chain supermarket. It is R4.99 about 30c

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    African, not just South African. If we look at the sticker we can see it's in Ghanaian Cedi.

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    Cigdem Kanburoğlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unnecessary packing. Welcome to the carbon footprint.

    Unaffected
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakfast on the go to a heart attack!

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    #14

    This Burger In My Local Facebook Food Group

    This Burger In My Local Facebook Food Group

    greattsauce Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is dead and this thing killed him

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    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do americans eat, as if they'd have free healthcare?

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know this is US? French people eat nasty s h i t ...

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you commit this crime against oreos?

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This monstrosity aside, what's up with burgers that won't fit in your mouth? Why is that a thing?

    Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks extremely disgusting...

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lost my lunch on my keyboard, must say my lunch looks less disgusting than this, WHY!

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    #15

    It’s A Cube. It’s A Burger. Introducing The Burger Cube

    It’s A Cube. It’s A Burger. Introducing The Burger Cube

    byrobot Report

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it smaller, stick it in a shortcrust pastry and you have a winner

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst thing in this thread by a long shot

    Stacy Beare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like the look of that I'm ashamed to admit...

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, not a bad concept actually

    Gemma Joubert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of reminds me of South African bunny chow

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Durban! Was just going to post about this. An entire loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry.

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    Linziaj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Any nothing falls out the side

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've seen worse! This can pass

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    The founder tries to keep their influence as minimal as possible, letting the community grow and change as the members see fit. "Stupid Food is an entirely different creature to what I originally envisaged, but I've allowed it to grow in its own way and here we are. To be honest, I don't like the modern Stupid Food nearly as much as the thing I conceived but it has been fascinating to watch it grow and mature," Clackpot told Bored Panda.

    "You might think that a sub racking up millions of pageviews per month would be infested with the worst of humanity but it's actually amazingly easy to handle with just two main moderators, myself and /u/VodkaBarf. I seriously hope that it never gets toxic because I fear it could get out of hand very quickly. But I feel that by allowing the sub to grow into its own thing without too much steering or interference, it has developed an identity of sorts and maybe that encourages mostly tolerable behavior,” the founder praised the community members for being so friendly and wholesome.

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    #16

    Packing Peanuts Work Equally Well

    Packing Peanuts Work Equally Well

    CarpenterIcy565 Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that soup compels me.... Also I been looking for those tasty f*****s for ever.. Where do you buy slices of his body? serious question.

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're the same kinda wafers as those flying saucers with sherbet in the middle. I know it's illegal in some places to take them outside of a church or consecrated grounds. Although I think that's only after they've been blessed or w/e.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good point - if the Catholic church put sherbet in them I reckon Mass attendance would improve

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy soup - useful for lunch AND for fighting vampires!

    Amber Hartman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go in peace my child... the restroom is down the hall to your left. God be with you"

    Magpie Magoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eucharistic wafers literally melt on your tongue...I can't imagine what they did to the texture of that soup.

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    #17

    Immediately To Jail

    Immediately To Jail

    slybonescity Report

    Potato fries
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure what that is so cant judge

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What people do for the views is disgusting

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So her handle is Buttergirl but this makes me want to butterhurl.

    September Meadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teeth and stomach ache at the thought of it 🤢

    PixieDustForTheLostOnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...... gross at first, then I realized.... I might actually eat this. Don't kill me, please, I'm begging you!

    Cigdem Kanburoğlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to understand when someone is Pregnant

    Vibe Check
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Get that thang in there. Dip it dip it dip it”

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    #18

    Steak Cake

    Steak Cake

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bad thing?

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who prefers a steak over a box of chocolates, bring this tf on!

    JustAnother Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that mashed potatoes for the frosting? Kid looks happy. I’d be too.

    Larks (Taylor's Version)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks amazing (its mashed potatoes not frosting)

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've also seen this in a compilation of awesome cakes or something like that. He looks happy, which is the main thing! Maybe the kid just doesn't like normal cake.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't agree with the presentation, but the steak doesn't look half bad

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the 'icing' is mashed potatoes - which I've seen a few times - then... Winning!

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    According to Clackpot, cooking and food are extremely subjective. Making any ‘absolute’ statements about them would be “unmitigated piffle.” Likewise, believing that we’ve stumbled upon a piece of objective truth about gastronomy is "completely meaningless, and indeed approaching Stupid Food level of pretension,” in their view.

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    "Food is a highly subjective thing which each of us experiences individually. Literally, every human being consumes food and we each have our own view, some of which will differ wildly from one another," they said.

    #19

    Not Very Many Images Make Me Gag, But I Can’t Even Look At This

    Not Very Many Images Make Me Gag, But I Can’t Even Look At This

    jmtang52 Report

    Jeff Striks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was like bbq chicken and I was like "Well I guess..." NO NO THIS ISN'T OKAY

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how i feel when i have both my period and diarrhea🤢🤢🤢🤢

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is evidence that there is a tear in the multiverse, & this sh1t needs to go back to that dark realm it came from my friend.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your breath bout to smell like hard garbage

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *mops brow* Who ARE these people??

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know the face you makes when you bite in a lemon... realise now you can make that face without bite in a lemon.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what it is, and I don't want to.

    Kimu but she’s inactive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people think im weird for mixing PB and J in a bowl together. I call it red peanut butter

    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I used to do that, too! Not until it was totally blended but more like so it was marbled. I like melting my Reese's peanut butter cups and mixing them together, too.

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    #20

    Pasta In A Jar. Thanks I Hate It

    Pasta In A Jar. Thanks I Hate It

    KirstenKitten Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to be relevant. Shop bought pasta and that sauce is way too thick.

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the menu says it's 'rich and creamy'

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if there is any justice, Melbourne's LAST pasta jars

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that pasta is tasty, but the execution makes it look nasty.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of things that scare me about going to Australia but i didn't expect i would be scared to eat pasta!

    Tracy Sellars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the long lockdowns have really effected Melbourne

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but this is so impractical. Like I see no reason why we can’t eat it from a bowl and be content

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks amazing but it would be annoying in a jar

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    #21

    Bone In Buffalo Wing Pizza

    Bone In Buffalo Wing Pizza

    afitz_7 Report

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks really tasty but the bones would piss me off.

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece and I were just joking that we prefer our pizza to be boneless 😂😂😂

    Phantom Captain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The concept is cool, but why not use boneless chicken...

    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm. Those wings actually look nice and crispy and not all waterlogged and soggy like a lot of wings wind up looking like.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why bone why not boneless so you can at it with the pizza

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    Some time ago, pie artist and baking expert Jessica also opened up about her perspective on cooking and baking.

    “There is no such thing as pretentious food, only pretentious chefs. But seriously, I believe that with food art, as with any art, the intention of the artist and the context in which the plate is presented have to be taken into consideration before one can truly judge the dish," the food expert told Bored Panda.

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    "An over-the-top molecular gastronomy multiphasic sensory experience served in a family-style restaurant could certainly be considered pretentious... Then again, if the chef has a sense of humor and it is being served to elicit amusement and give the diners a bit of a chuckle, suddenly it's not pretentious anymore," the pie artist said that context is very important when making judgments about food.

    #22

    I Feel Like Posting US Military Rations Should Be Cheating, But Here’s Some Tuna And Corn Pizza And “Wings”

    I Feel Like Posting US Military Rations Should Be Cheating, But Here’s Some Tuna And Corn Pizza And “Wings”

    sweathesmalls**t Report

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuna and corn are common pizza toppings...in Japan. One can Google up English-language online menus for Domino's and Pizza Hut over there.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CORN pizza?!? They have no right to bitch about pineapple. Barbarians.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corn is not so unusual topping for a pizza

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, Sergeant, can I be deployed immediately please?"

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should not be allowed to call itself pizza!!!! It's blasphemy!

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to eat that macaroni...it occurs to me that looking at this thread before lunch might have been a bad idea.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they ever send you these texts they send trying to recruit you send them this as an answer

    David Leick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to know where all of our military spending isn't going to. 🤢

    Bianca of the Shire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple and non-pineapple eaters must unite in the face of this great evil.

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    #23

    Satsuma Japanese A5 Wagyu Cheese Steak, With Whiz

    Satsuma Japanese A5 Wagyu Cheese Steak, With Whiz

    riotchef Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why!?!? The absolute best beef you will ever find with some disgusting cheese substitute. Cheese sauce is not hard toake from scratch takes 5 minutes and is so very very much better. Why did they kill this steak.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's what the original used(either one of the disputed firsts used the stuff)

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, that’s like putting a fluorescent frame around a Van Gogh

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time my parents gave my uncle a bottle of expensive vintage Scotch, and then watched in horror as he proceeded to mix it with Diet Coke.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse! He could use it for cooking for example

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    Francesco Rotondo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope who do this go to a lifetime prison

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Philly for four years and ate at Jim's at least twice a week and I've still never had a cheesesteak with whiz. Provolone ftw!

    J-A Laine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whyyyyyy!? That's an abomination. All you need for a nice piece of Wagyu beef like that is salt, pepper, maybe some garlic but that's it! A nice redwine sauce and some boiled taters and you're in flavour town!

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    #24

    Peanut Butter Triwich

    Peanut Butter Triwich

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    hazel mae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a standwich lol

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb. Hey, use your extra time to do good in the neighborhood.

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my kid would love this

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    "My own pies may be considered 'fancy' to some, maybe even bordering on pretentious at times (can a pie be pretentious?)... But everything I create, I do so with the very humble intention of putting a smile on someone's face—and I'm not stingy about sharing my techniques so others can replicate my work. I think if chefs create with open hearts and an honest wish to make the recipients of their food happy, their food can't be pretentious, no matter how complex, epic, or over-the-top, it is,” she said.

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    According to Jessica, chefs should focus on the joy their food brings rather than just taste. "Remember, food is something we experience with all of our senses, and our brain most of all. Yes, taste is a critical component... But I personally feel that when it comes to 'special occasion food' (as opposed to every day, keeping-you-on-your-feet food) joy and delight are even more critical components. If the fondant-covered cake you baked in the shape of your best friend's favorite childhood toy makes her burst into happy tears, does it matter if the sponge is a little dry? Is it a 'bad' cake because it looks better than it tastes? No. It's a good cake because it made someone you love really happy. Context and intention," she said.

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    #25

    Happy Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving

    Wooooowwe Report

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. What even is that thing? And 2, I think I'm going to be sick.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appears to be a deep fried turkey and a mayonnaise-barbeque dipping sauce.

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    NOLAHusker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Cane's sauce? Because people do that with Cane's sauce.

    Eiryn Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's in the cup. WHAT IS IN THE CUP?

    Tavi-The-Taboo (He-They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna seem like a weirdo saying this- but give me it

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cluck & Blaze Comeback Sauce sounds delicious, so don't go by this greedy woman's lack of table etiquette.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...yeah this is pretty much america in a nutshell

    Sarah Pauline Donahue
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's just chicken and cheese. Not a crime. I mean, it's a little wastful to dip it far enough in to spill but it looks like it spilled on food safe paper.

    tom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is wrong with people? were their brains starved of oxygen when they were young?

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    #26

    Chromatica Limited Edition Lady Gaga Curry

    Chromatica Limited Edition Lady Gaga Curry

    hotdogsz Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a photoshop of the sonic blue curry

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same person with the infamous Sonic curry. sonic-61af...fb5bbd.jpg sonic-61af34dfb5bbd.jpg

    CanidaeVulpes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering about the Most Famous Italian part

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    curry and italian in the same sentence?

    NOLAHusker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is "THE MOST FAMOUS ITALIAN" don'tcha know?

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Lady Gaga, but "The most famous Italian"? Where? In New Jersey?

    Alaska Timm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many liters of food dye is in that?

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just looking at it makes me want to vomit and diarrhea at the same time

    Sam C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did Lady Gaga actually endorse this & if so has she got a year's supply as payment?

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    #27

    I Prefer My Sandwiches Boneless

    I Prefer My Sandwiches Boneless

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch and a self-defense bone? I´m in!

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a place locally, Joe Tess, that does fish sandwiches and leaves the bones in the deep fried fish... I was horrified, and the damn thing was nearly inedible, yet somehow this is lauded as one of the best seafood restaurants in the area.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im confused. they put that big ol' bone in the sammich? or serve it on the side? either way its dumb

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worst sandwich to eat before getting onto a crowded subway.

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope everyone who purchases this one is aware there is a bone in there. Would not like to give it a big chomp and loose my teeth.

    Saint Jimmy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make your own bone shank time!

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve it to me and you have to know what I am going to tell you to do with the bone.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, my dog and I would be regulars at this place provided the sandwich is good. She loves to chew, but refuses anything but bones.

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    In Jessica’s view, experimenting with food can lead to growth as a chef. Meanwhile, anyone in the kitchen should also put their customers’ wants and needs at the forefront of their minds.

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    "I'm sure opinions will vary on this, but I think it just comes down to knowing your customers. Do they enjoy being challenged? Do they like the adventure of trying something new and unexpected, and learning about new flavors, textures, and methodologies even if it means sometimes they won't love what they're putting in their face? Or are they at your establishment because they are expecting to receive something they reliably know will give them a specific, safe, and enjoyable experience every time?" Jessica mused.

    #28

    Mountain Dew Dorito Cheesecake. Its Not That Bad

    Mountain Dew Dorito Cheesecake. Its Not That Bad

    mercyless1 Report

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not that bad." Yes - yes it is.

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know some youtuber named Kyle would make this

    Saint Jimmy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it absolutely is that f*****g bad, janet

    GC Rovario-Cole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that bad because your tastebuds will commit suicide after a bite.

    Summer Godwin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg im so died whhhhhhhyy foooddd like that i love chesse and cake and mounten doo and dereeteos but nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooootttt togggether

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    #29

    Pizza In A Cone

    Pizza In A Cone

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually try this. Than kind of cone isn't sweet, it's as close to flavorless as a food can get.

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember the Steve Martin Move "The Jerk"? That movie originated pizza in a cup. Not such a bad idea. The cone is evolutionary with zero waste. Well, except for the napkins.

    Nana tharmaseelan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will smack you for doing this! My friend is Italian and I showed it to him. He started swearing in Italian 🤣🤣

    Aurelia Vesh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    acutally it's an product from Italy , kono-pizza. Nice fast food when you don't have time/place to sit down.

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza Cones were a thing in NYC 10 years ago. They were good.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Pizza in a savoury cone, absolutely get into my belly. Hope there is enough tomato.

    Sofia Murat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks delicious actually, as long as they don't put ice cream in it too.

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    #30

    Does My "Dessert Turkey" I Made For Thanksgiving Years Ago Count As Stupid?

    Does My "Dessert Turkey" I Made For Thanksgiving Years Ago Count As Stupid?

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a spaceship.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no just very creative this should be a dessert for thanksgiving

    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's pretty fun actually. My neices would enjoy it.

    Liam Tranum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually thought it looked good

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the kids will enjoy the rice krispies, M&Ms and choc chips.

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    #31

    I'm Puzzled

    I'm Puzzled

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    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumplings in a giant dumpling. What a waste of dough.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I'm not keen on medical waste, but each to his own

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stomach full of baby squids?

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i want khinkali, damn you! :D

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really know what it is but I want it too!

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I was today years old when I discovered that dumplings give birth....

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a soggy bedsheet

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a bag of boiled intestines!

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    #32

    Meat Fondue With S**tty Bread

    Meat Fondue With S**tty Bread

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    Lou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this in France or Switzerland and you'll be murdered on the spot

    Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth is this called fondue?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy has no clue and i don't even know why he became famous! He is also a d**k

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad he turned out to be a giant asshole: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Bae#Controversies

    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In November 2019, four of Gökçe's former employees accused him of getting a share of their tips. They alleged that they were fired from his New York restaurant when they tried to ask questions about the tips. A trial was set to take place to investigate the issue, until Gökçe reached a settlement with his former employees and paid them $230,000." What a POS. Owners stealing tips from hourly employees is about as low as one can go. What a pretentious little prick this guy is 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think what Salt Bae charges for that.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as he charges for everything, more than anyone sane would pay. Most rich people seem to be obscenely stupid.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is overrated...yes I cant afford to eat in his restaurant but sprinkling salt down ones arm onto food (kinda not so healthy to me) isnt a measure oc chef excellence based on reviews recently....

    And i was like WTF!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do find him quite annoying. I hate how he slaps meat and hits the table with a knife, but he got popular online and build his fame from that...

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS has nothing, NOTHING, to do with meat fondue. And wtf are these pieces of sponge on the side?

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you fancy a good laugh, have a look at the reviews on Trip Advisor for his new restaurant in London, some are just brutally funny.

    Cindy Irvin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this dude is plating this mess like it's good...

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    #33

    Wasting 1/3 Of The Pizza For A Cup Of Fettucini

    Wasting 1/3 Of The Pizza For A Cup Of Fettucini

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that pizza has a tape worm.

    notshepleaseandthankyou!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was eating when i saw this. in retrospect, not a good idea to eat while looking at food fails.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those cyst popping videos.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looked pretty rank to begin with. And then I read your comment... 😂🤮

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the pasta i love the combination of pizza and calzone! And the pizza looks great

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First picture looks like the worst case of chlamydia the OB GYN will see this month.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pizza is puking. As it should. As I'm about to.

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this will tick off some Italians.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet it made a good neck Pillow and all that tension melted, with the cheese into you bed or airline seat or some other location.

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    #34

    Is It Stupid? Yes. Would I Eat It? Yes

    Is It Stupid? Yes. Would I Eat It? Yes

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find chefclub recipes often overly complicated, but I have never seen anything wasteful or inedible.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too much cheese for me but the rest of the plate fits me

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Beef Wellington sandwich.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it aint that bad actually its like a flatbread quesodilla but with pork or steak in it

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in a wrapper and you got a nice out for a walk kind of street food...well. Park bench food.

    Uisgea Beatha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Chefclub guys are always up to something shady.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When French people try to mess with food the results in 9/10 times turns out to look more delicious than in other countries restaurant food would do.

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    #35

    French Toast, But Disgusting

    French Toast, But Disgusting

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not turn that down to be honest, can never have too much cheese.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You definitely can when it's nasty American "cheese".

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remove the "french" from there, s'il vous plaît ! :D

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not French toast in my world

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Would you like ketchup with your heart attack?'

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did you waste so much yellow paint?

    Jake from State Farm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite: French toast with ham, eggs, and plastic on top

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first pic is delish, the second is a crime against humanity.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen french toast like this, yuck

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French people are really offended

    Marlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? Why does this look a teeny bit appetizing? Btw, one can never have too much CHEESE

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    #36

    Mountain Dew Jelly

    Mountain Dew Jelly

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    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, she added extra sugar

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought too 😃 coz mountain dew is so lacking in sugar and all 🤦‍♀️

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the thing to dip your Doritos in.

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel both curious and my future regret for acting on said curiosity at the same time

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    #37

    Four Patties And The ‘No Sugar’ Make This Stupid. Pretty, Yet Stupid

    Four Patties And The ‘No Sugar’ Make This Stupid. Pretty, Yet Stupid

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which part is pretty?

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people prefer non-sugar coke because of the taste, or because sugar + caffeine = peeling themselves off the ceiling, although I think after you've eaten a meal like that, a little extra incentive to exercise would be a good thing!

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually prefer the zero sugar coke. Taste better imo

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people would stop making stupid remarks about unhealthy food and diet drinks. No, nobody thinks the diet drink is making it any healthier. There are a lot of reasons why someone might choose to have diet drinks. I get a massive migraine if I drink regular coke. And most fast food places in SA give sugar-free drinks with meals now because it's much cheaper than regular, thanks to sugar tax.

    Squee She
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow migrainer here, I also drink diet drinks for that reason. My migraines are extremely unpredictable, and diet drinks are something I can indulge in.

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    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks good. I don't see what's wrong with it, unless you despise big food or no sugar coca cola

    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stupid for someone who doesn't like normal coke

    K-Dawn Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coke will get warm with all those fries around it. Think I'll pass on this thank you

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    #38

    Reeses Canada Official Promoting This Monster

    Reeses Canada Official Promoting This Monster

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    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this looks good, your opinion is incorrect

    Liam Tranum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only partially agree because if you take out the patties and the fries (which for some reason are just crammed in there) cover the bacon in chocolate walah

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product development meeting: Peanut butter is known to go well with bacon, bacon is known to go well with onion, onion is known to go well with beef, beef is know to go well with chocolate, chocolate is known to go well with peanut butter, we have come full circle and therefore...

    トーガヒミコ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of want to try it just to know what it's like to eat the grossest thing I have ever encountered in my 14 years of life

    Alaska Timm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it isn't similar but I've had a PB & J Burger once and it was soo good. Maybe it's similar, idk I'd try it.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've enjoyed a burger that had fig as one of the main ingredients, so I'd probably try it.

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyday we stray further away from god

    M Calad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put peanut butter cups or oreos or chocolates or anything very sweet into a burger? Is it really that good?

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    #39

    None Of This Is Acceptable. It Was Dead On Arrival

    None Of This Is Acceptable. It Was Dead On Arrival

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double Nasty and the only healthy bit is the moth

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure gluttony

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the video, and the amount of sauce put in this burger is just plain ridiculous

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWW! And they're still going to eat that abomination? 🤢

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the moth died from eating it - it's a red flag

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jordi Hyden-Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of food and some people are starving. Yeah, I know I'm a buzz kill.

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    #40

    Stupid Spaghetti

    Stupid Spaghetti

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    Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a funny one, in the video they never show the middle of the meatball, not even after cutting it, so that the viewers don't see the uncooked spaghetti.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that video too and was waiting to see how the hell the spaghetti cooked inside the meat! Very disappointed in the end!

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    Carolyn King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say this but I saw this video and thought "Ya, that would be cool" Later on I realized how stupid it was. BTW I also bought those "as seen on TV" Plastic tubs that you just add hot water and uncooked pasta and WHAMO! you have perfectly cooked pasta.... I think it was called "Pasta Express"??? That was a VERY long time ago in my defense.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look for the Pasta Express video, and just like any other infomercials, it's so hokey. AHAHAHAHA! Don't worry, it's a long time ago. (side note: Your name reminds me of Carol King, one of many favorite singer and composer)

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    jUst MEat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, it works. And the Italians have to keep quiet, since there are a lot of recipes for pasta cooked in the oven or "sautéed" in second cooking. Macaroni too. I'm italian. It can be done both in the pan and in the oven. Delicious.

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've not done it look this but I've put spaghetti through hotdogs (kids like silly food) and cooked it in boiling water. It cooks just fine.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb. Waste of time. Not properly thought through.

    Umi chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like oooh yum at first but than the spaghetti isn’t Cooked I would of eaten it if the spaghetti was cooked 😢

    jUst MEat
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    4 years ago

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    #41

    My Friend Just Sent Me This, It's Corn And Catfood (He Sweares It Tastes Better Than It Sounds)

    My Friend Just Sent Me This, It's Corn And Catfood (He Sweares It Tastes Better Than It Sounds)

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    Potato fries
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONT EAT IT U CANT EAT CATFOOD

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, by law, pet food has to be able to be consumed by humans.

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s jerkin yr chain - that’s mince and corn

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had better not be cat food, as it seems to contain onions.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, I call bluff, it’s probably not cat food at all, just minced meat.

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like minced meat with the even color and threadlike structure. Never seen wet cat food that didn't have chunks and at least a bit of something like aspic. And it comes out of the can in one chunk too and needs to be cut up a bit with a spoon, so it never even comes close to looking like minced meat.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is mince, not cat food.

    Mr Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is he watching???

    jUst MEat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball ROFLMAO It's just a videogame. Why do you immediately think dirty? rascals... LOL

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    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but it's not pretentious, is it. It's about as far from pretentious as you can get.

    Coco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions but the most important one is why?!?

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ground beef or pork, not cat food.

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    #42

    The Caption Was "Healthy Eating For The Win"

    The Caption Was "Healthy Eating For The Win"

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    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruining gorgeous brocoli

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broccoli and cheese do go together marvelously, though they really should be paired with rice or pasta. And the ratios need to be adjusted a bit.

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me asking for extra cheese

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me this is a straight-up win. I love both broccoli and cheese, and broccoli with cheese is soooo good!

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally keto approved, though.

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll just put a little salt on the broccoli and thats it lol

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to make broccoli edible. And even then, it's hard.

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    #43

    It Starts Off So Well… Then Onion Stupidity

    It Starts Off So Well… Then Onion Stupidity

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an 'Onion Mumm". Those things are delicious, and shoving it in a burger is the act of a psychopath.

    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks good, to me. Might be a little big, but good.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't physically take a bite without dislocating your jaw, it's not a sandwich.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that pretty much all burgers these days are really high and you can't actually eat them normally.

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    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fried tentacles? Nah.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to eat all your fat and cholesterol for the month in one meal.

    Öz Deniz Boro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might try frying a batter coated onion like this. It can be interesting

    #44

    I Made Pizza Where Every Ingredient Is Gum

    I Made Pizza Where Every Ingredient Is Gum

    whathowyy Report

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sadder knowing that somewhere in the world this exists

    September Meadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sadder knowing that somewhere in the world, someone thought this was a good idea, then took the time to make it happen. He's out there still

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only question is why? (I'm not accepting "because I can" as an answer)

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about this: for the shock factor? I noticed that pattern in a lot of the posts.

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    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "dough" looks disgustingly moldy. Just NOPE!

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lengths people go to for just likes and clout s**t....

    Simba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that green mould? 😱

    Jacqueline Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of the 3 course meal gum machine in the original W***y Wonka movie.

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it ABC* gum? *already been chewed

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    #45

    No Title, Just... This M O N S T R O S I T Y

    No Title, Just... This M O N S T R O S I T Y

    ClotpolesAndWarlocks Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about crime against humanity

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you want your asshole to erupt more than a super volcano well come on down and eat the ultra assblaster 5000 (w/ cheese) limited time only

    Jake from State Farm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco+quesadilla+plastic+pizza sauce=Devil food. Burn it!

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are all Taco Bell products and that is TB taco sauce.

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    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco bell taco shells turn to mush fast. Enjoy your mushy cheese and chili pile.

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting heartburn and clogged arteries just looking at that but what the hell I'll try it

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks pretty yummy. An interesting take on TexMex.

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know...this is probably v more-ish 😋 Hot chewy tacos and grilled melted cheese? I've had worse in my mouth.

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    #46

    I Was Excited When I Saw Onion Rings On A Burger Until I Got This

    I Was Excited When I Saw Onion Rings On A Burger Until I Got This

    BlueDJester Report

    Happy Daihatsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just move the onion rings? Imo, it looks pretty good.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does, and I agree. Simply move the onion ring. I want a burger and onion rings now.

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    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those don't look like any onion ring I've ever encountered. They look like chicken nuggets. The whole dish looks relatively unappetising. onion-ring...3a31bd.jpg onion-ring-61af4fa3a31bd.jpg

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a pair of thick breadcrumbed onion ring. Seen loads. Here's a battered one. onionring-...0e-png.jpg onionring-61af650be3f0e-png.jpg

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    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an atomic bomb explosion!

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just squish it down, problem solved.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen things like this monstrosity in Monument Valley. They look better and probably taste better than this thing.

    hazel mae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice balancing skills tho

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Western Burger. But usually the rings are not stacked like that. Really good burger though

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    #47

    Get Tf Outta Here

    Get Tf Outta Here

    The_Nest_ Report

    Kines Tezja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the food isn't highly processed enough.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it tastes better than those weird dehydrated mashed potatoes.

    Alexei Arntzen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an actual stupid one that's isn't even cute. A bag of chips costs $2.50 and a potato is like $0.20. Plus all the carbon footprint of processing and transporting that bag of chips is wasted by boiling them into mush.

    Elita One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this chick, she turns potato chips into mashed potato, wtf.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, mashed potatoes with extra processing and extra salt. "Influencers" are truly running out of ideas.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So isn't this basically the same as instant mashed potatoes? Also, have you guys tried using instant mashed potatoes or chips as a coating for fried fish or chicken? Pretty good actually.

    Flisey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter wants to try this...

    EP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? I don’t understand why she’s boiling cooked chips! What is the outcome?

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never do this, but, you can toss them in beaten eggs and make a fantastic frittata with them. Even better if you use a flavored chip like sour cream and onion.

    K-Dawn Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tells me she's too lazy to peel potatoes.

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    #48

    Hotdog Tower

    Hotdog Tower

    The_Unique_Name Report

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot dogs are just lips and assholes, according to my late father.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you need to look up what Scrapple is made of ;)

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you make a cabin out of grilled carrots?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when we were kids and built forts to play?

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad said, "Lips, tits and a**holes." Actually it looks like a food ad from a magazine in the 1950's.

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    #49

    How About A Stupid Drink?

    How About A Stupid Drink?

    enmamar Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does this every other day and everyday I think... where are these drinks going after the video shoot?

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm every other day and everyday? Which one? My brain.

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    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is stupid about this? It must be in my blindspot.

    Gary Davidson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a purple dragonfruit punch with oranges and pineapples. It's just a stronger sangria. LOL

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it gets you drunk... is it stupid?

    Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its waaaaay too much work to get drunk. I would suggest watching the original video.

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    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if these were shots it would be fun at a party but a tub of it looks like puke,

    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what all went in that, it could actually be a really nice punch. To share with a big party of people.

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    #50

    Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Do This?

    Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Do This?

    apell_ri Report

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    frozen cooked cup noodles? what the actual f?

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no excuse for this kind of monstrosity

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These screenshots do not convey what this is at all, it's not just "frozen cup noodles". Cup noodle, prepared, drain, add cheese, freeze, egg, flour, breadcrumb, deep fry.

    Dieter Weber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holland represent! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamischijf

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bamischijven are yummie. This does not look like a bamischijf.

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    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, isn't it bad enough hot?

    Jacqueline Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a creation from an inmate in a penitentiary.

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    #51

    I Guarantee That Was Still Cold In The Middle

    I Guarantee That Was Still Cold In The Middle

    AlanDiscordia Report

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American "cheese" needs to not exist.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American and I approve this message!

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    #52

    Sausage And Bread

    Sausage And Bread

    Ninelpienel Report

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I love the guy's grin. Says it all.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude is joking, so ya know.

    Elita One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a sausage, its a Devon log with a slice of bread in the middle.

    #53

    Sausage Flavored Ice-Cream?

    Sausage Flavored Ice-Cream?

    CptMachiavelli Report

    SunofSpringtime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady's face on the left says it all 😌

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr? Even on the second pic, she still has the, "do I really have to eat this?" look. 😆

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    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how nobody in these photos is smiling. Or actually eating it.

    Raye West
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motown Funk Volume 2 in the background hates it

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last summer, I tried ice cream with oyster flavor - yes, oyster...

    Jirka Večerka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long does the preparation took? It has gone dark in the meantime

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMN! They waited until it was dark for that s**t?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ice cream must've been harder than a rock. 😆

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    #54

    Why?

    Why?

    wejusttalk Report

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an Ozzy burger with everything.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the fish stick out and eat the rest of the burger.

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    #55

    This Nasty Looking Slice Of Giant Pizza

    This Nasty Looking Slice Of Giant Pizza

    MisterMagellan Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, it's a giant slice of pepperoni pizza, this is PERFECT

    Jake from State Farm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can agree this doesn’t belong on the list of bad food

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they did the pepperoni in a pyramid shape

    KDS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually eat this

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just lay my face on it and start biting until it was gone

    September Meadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a pizza place in San Diego, California, USA, that made pizzas 4' (1.22m) across. They called them, Wagon Wheels. This looks like it would have come from a place like that.

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    #56

    Saw This On Tiktok And Knew Exactly Who Needed To See It

    Saw This On Tiktok And Knew Exactly Who Needed To See It

    snigelrov Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to have kids, but don't want to be a parent...

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the lack of plates for a second. Wth is that disgusting GREY stuff in the pan???

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching kids table manners from an early age, as they should

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasteful. Learn to wash plates, it is super easy and takes seconds.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meat is an ever-so-appetizing grey and the pasta looks off color too. It looks toxic, lol

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grazing Boards. Invented by filthy slobs who can’t be bothered washing up

    #57

    Someone Said My Freak Shake That I Made Was Stupid Food So I Brought It Here

    Someone Said My Freak Shake That I Made Was Stupid Food So I Brought It Here

    AliceCreateMode Report

    Potato fries
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! It actually looks great!!! they should serve it in restaraunts!

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel my blood sugar going through the roof just looking at this.

    Gemini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow I need to find this :D

    Jake from State Farm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will eat it and deal with the hospital later

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupidly-delicious is what it looks like.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know many kids who would not relish this shake, tho!

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello diabetes! I hope, you can afford insulin!

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    #58

    Thanks, Now I Can’t Eat Chicken And Waffles Without Seeing This Shit

    Thanks, Now I Can’t Eat Chicken And Waffles Without Seeing This Shit

    sweathesmalls**t Report

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so beige

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a chicken salad sandwich on waffles. How is that any worse than a burger on a glazed donut? (yes, that's really a thing)

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken salad on waffles in bad lighting. Why chicken salad?

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need you to remove this from my memory

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks more time tinned tuna than chicken

    Alex Boomhower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like either tuna or cat food

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    #59

    Starts Off Well

    Starts Off Well

    ilovemuesli Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from the viscosity in the original video, I'll put in a vote for hollandaise

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's how diarhea looks

    #60

    I Don't Think These Videos Are Entirely Serious, But Still This Looks Awful

    I Don't Think These Videos Are Entirely Serious, But Still This Looks Awful

    Ragnaroknight Report

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    switch it up for real cheese, and real sausage and non-white wonderbread and i'd have a crack at that

    #61

    Gluten Free Pizza

    Gluten Free Pizza

    Headcrabhunter Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better have stayed on Sauerkraut and Bratwurst, nothing that could be messed up like that

    Alex Boomhower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *glutenfreie pizza get it right caption

    #62

    Chefclub Is A Copper Mine

    Chefclub Is A Copper Mine

    Hello_Its_Microsoft Report

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your plate of food is all or mostly beige/white, your doing it very wrong

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    #63

    Someone From Foodporn Said I Should Post The Burger I Ate Here, So Here It Is

    Someone From Foodporn Said I Should Post The Burger I Ate Here, So Here It Is

    garyfromscotland Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge but looks pretty good!,

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there comes a point where just putting your tower of ingredients between two halves of a bread roll does not make it a burger. I'm not sure where that point is, but definitely about six inches lower than this thing. I'm sure it tastes fine though.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some veiny mystery meat making me gag. 😵

    froggie froggie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chicken at the bottom looking kinda bussin

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people manage to eat burgers of this size?

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering the other "burgers", this looks pretty good

    #64

    “Pool Food” So Stupid Because It’s Gonna Get All Wet! Who Wants Some Chlorinated And Urinated Water Along With A Snack?

    “Pool Food” So Stupid Because It’s Gonna Get All Wet! Who Wants Some Chlorinated And Urinated Water Along With A Snack?

    andre3kthegiant Report

    Christina L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention...is this sushi? Sitting in the sun? Pass!

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you like your steak? Well done or water logged?

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah my chlorine-pisss flavored soggy ass snack mmm....hmmm

    #65

    Yikes

    Yikes

    Anders13 Report

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They needed to show the empty condiment packages.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you add vomit on your meal too?

    #66

    Why It’s Important To Temper Your Eggs, Ate It Anyway

    Why It’s Important To Temper Your Eggs, Ate It Anyway

    telper1 Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what the f**k is that with the noodles? Those can't be scrambled eggs!

    Jutta Plötz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens when you try to make sauce hollandaise and the butter is to hot.

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    #67

    Giant Chicken Sandwich

    Giant Chicken Sandwich

    joobleberry Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from a catering company, for a large party. This was guaranteed special ordered for the novelty and eaten by multiple people.

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f are you suppose to finish this? Even an entire family of 4 won't be able to finish this

    #68

    For A Moment I Think I Died

    For A Moment I Think I Died

    krvav1ca Report

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the chicken, look at those nails!!!! It's a miracle that she is able to cook with those.

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear to god you will be getting a side dish of pee and poop with those things

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    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine all the dirt and food stuck under those nails?

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, those hands are completely sanitary.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never eat food that's been cooked/served with nails like this. There is a reason we chefs keep out nails very short(and unpainted) ALLLLL the bacteria gets stuck in them. Especially raw meats. Nasty woman

    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good if you removed the avacado

    MikeyWaveOven (he/him)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that actually looks (or at least sounds) delicious

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats wrong with this one though

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    #69

    Back When This Trend Went Around I Made This Monstrosity And It Was Amazing

    Back When This Trend Went Around I Made This Monstrosity And It Was Amazing

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    SunofSpringtime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks good. I'm a sucker for instant noodle.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What trend? Noodles in a pancake?

    My Name Is Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making crunch-wraps. I made one just yesterday with rotisserie chicken and smoked Gouda.

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    #70

    This Is Supposed To Be Cold Brew

    This Is Supposed To Be Cold Brew

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t! Looks like maggots floating there...

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's curdled creamer(or milk) man I hope they didn't drink that

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like s**t (no offeense)

    froggie froggie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think its gone bad...either that or josh tried to cold brew milk again

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this video before. I knw what but I don't know why. It's coffee mixed with oat milk and tahini.

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    #71

    An Abomination

    An Abomination

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An organ transplant courier was mugged for this

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't like eating things that have a weird colour

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep fried uncrustables where the batter is red, I think. Sounds very American fair food.

    #72

    When They Pull Out The Doritos Bag You Know It's Gonna Be Good

    When They Pull Out The Doritos Bag You Know It's Gonna Be Good

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    Willow Bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have used Doritos as bread crumbs for chicken wings - it was actually pretty good.

    Elita One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this and it was s**t! My pathetic cheapskate high school served this as the dinner for our formal graduation dinner, made by year 7's, and I'm guessing chosen by them too (because only 12 year old's would eat something like this). It was soggy, tasted like crap, nobody ate it, everyone ended up going to KFC/McDonald's after cause they were hungry. Of all the things to serve for a high school graduation dinner.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use cheese doritos as a topping on my pasta bake. makes the topping nice and crisp/crunchy and oh so good

    #73

    Salted Caramel Milkshake Topped With Cheesecake!

    Salted Caramel Milkshake Topped With Cheesecake!

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    Potato fries
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wdym? It looks good-sweet, undeible, but good

    Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats because the subreddit not about bad food, but stupid food. And molten caramel on the outside of a glass is stupid.

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    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whole slice the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm

    Stormapotamus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna shove my face in this one

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not bad, i like them both

    #74

    Holy Grail Of Fast Food

    Holy Grail Of Fast Food

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    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For easy-bake crap food, I love a good pizzaburger--but this is not that. I take one cooked hamburger patty, add Contadina pizza sauce (simply because it keeps for weeks), layer of pepperoni, slice of pepperjack, layer of jalapeno peppers, mushrooms and/or onions, slice of cheddar; nuke until cheese melts. No bun, cuts with a fork.

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, there is no burger in that burger :(

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    #75

    Food Flex Gone Wrong

    Food Flex Gone Wrong

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    Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $345 for 8oz/220g is the reason in landed in that subreddit btw, but the info is missing in the title.

    Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. It didn't look that bad until you explain how much it costs.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? Presuming there's a knife and fork that didn't make it into the picture, of course.

    Bisexual Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It cost 345 dollars for that tiny little thing!

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is at least neat and not slaughtered with fake cheeses and sauces, you choose whether to sauce and how much and no bright yellow or orange cheese in sight

    #76

    It Just Keeps On Going

    It Just Keeps On Going

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is such a huge chunk missing between these two screenshots, please if you can watch the video in the OP. It's street food.

    vivioh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video makes it look good. I’d try it.

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    #77

    Cotton_candy.zip

    Cotton_candy.zip

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    SilverRain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl I would like to eat that

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting... but rather takes the fun out of eating cotton candy.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen videos of this. It's a store that specializes in giant outrageous desserts.

    notshepleaseandthankyou!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would split it with 50 of my friends, but i would eat it.

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with this!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you make cotton candy to cotton candy will it be stronger?

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    #78

    If You Love Them You Wouldn't Serve This To Them

    If You Love Them You Wouldn't Serve This To Them

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more upset about that tiny af tank for that little gold fish in the background picture.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean the painted coffee pot? Or is there another picture somewhere?

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing the "heart shaped hot dog with an egg in it" on Asian Oddly Satisfying videos.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look a bit like a surgical operation but it's better when cooked. Maybe it would look better without the red sauce (what is that because it's the wrong texture for ketchup?) Kind of looks like something your kids might make on Mother's/Father's Day, which would be sweet. Not so much in a restaurant.

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