50 Dishes That Are So Stupid, We Can’t Believe What The Chefs Were Thinking (New Pics)
InterviewIf you’d kindly open your menus, Pandas, you’ll find that tonight we have an exquisite Pretentiousness Paella on offer, simmered for months inside an oak barrel in a waterfall cave just off the coast of Antarctica. As for appetizers, we have some Arrogant Avocado Toast and Tasteless Tuna Tartare, while the special is our Ostentatious Ostrich Omelet. And would you like anything to drink with that? Perhaps some deconstructed coffee?
Over-complexity and showmanship in the kitchen don’t always mean good taste or delicious food. Sometimes, simplicity is best. And plates exist for a reason. These are the lessons that r/StupidFood teaches us. The subreddit shames the most pretentious and arrogant dishes to ever leave a restaurant kitchen, and the gastronomic journey is something utterly delightful. We’re featuring some of their most pretentious food pics again for you to taste and sample, dear Readers. Don’t forget to upvote the photos that stunned you with how magnificently (and unnecessarily!) over the top they were.
Redditor u/Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood, told Bored Panda that they appointed a handful of new moderators since September due to the "ever-increasing workloads." They also revealed that they just had their busiest day ever on the subreddit. "/r/StupidFood came into existence to ridicule that which was already there, this idiotic belief that to be different or to innovate is inherently good when it so obviously is not—it needs to good difference and good innovation to make it worthwhile." You'll find my full interview with the founder below, so be sure to scroll down.
I also had a lovely chat about pretentious food and how we can stomach it with pie artist, food expert, and talented baker Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, who recently published her new book, 'Pies Are Awesome: The Definitive Pie Art Book.' Jessica told Bored Panda that whether or not we should call out the chefs depends on the severity of their gastronomic 'crimes.' "If your lettuce was a little wilted because they spent so long arranging it artfully, or your ice-cream a bit melty by the time they added all the fancy toppings, keep the feedback constructive," she said. "If their 'reverse spherification shrimp balls with oyster foam' gave you food poisoning, feel free to let 'em have it!" Scroll down for Jessica's awesome insights about food, too, Pandas.
This isn’t the first time that Bored Panda has shone the limelight on r/StupidFood. When you’re done devouring this list, you can read our previous in-depth analysis of the online community and the culture of kitchen arrogance right over here.
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Earlier This Year I Made Carrot Hot Dogs And The Percentage Of People Who Hate Me With Every Fibre Of Their Body Drastically Increased
I think these look delicious, and well prepared. What would be wrong? Insisting that a hot dog needs to contain meat is a bit childish, particularly considering that the sausages typically used for hot dogs contain trace amount of meat that you would otherwise consider edible only.
Load More Replies...They aren't all that bad, as long as you season them well. It's the onions, ketchup, mustard, relish and potato salad that taste best anyways ;)
If you add enough Ketchup everything that is chewable is also edible 😉 But I agree with you Danish remoulade (please forgive other countries that are also making great remoulade), roasted onions, pickles and a kind of sweet mustard are the soul of a hotdog.
Load More Replies...u/Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood, believes that pretentious bs "needs confronting head-on, to have its feet held to the fire of ridicule, it needs us to laugh in its face." Without customers ready to eat up whatever dastardly 'aesthetic' concoction the chef throws at them, there wouldn't be much pretentious food. And, perhaps, there wouldn't even be a need for r/StupidFood.
"For culinary pretension to work requires credulous individuals to buy into the conceit that, for example, dropping salt onto your steak via your elbow—lookin' atchoo Salt Bae—is somehow an improvement over a salt cellar or a grinder; that serving dishes directly onto tabletops and worktops gives them an indefinable je ne sais quoi which is simply not available from common-or-garden crockery; or that adding gold leaf to excessively expensive liquor effects some great improvement which is too subtle for the hoi polloi to understand. It is essentially a confidence trick."
I Hope Whoever Made This Goes To Hell
There needs to be a law against unexpected beans. This is almost as bad as the doughnut
According to the founder of the subreddit, u/Clackpot, they feel like having the moderators in place "is probably a good thing," however, they still feel like the step is "surrendering a part" of their project.
In the founder's opinion, a lot of the higher-end food service appears to be imbued with "ridiculous workloads, very masculine attitudes, competitiveness." However, the redditor is unsure of how it could (or even should) even be changed at this point. "It is what it is," they told Bored Panda.
Something that irks them about the current culture of r/StupidFood is the fact that there are "hundreds of truly appalling look-at-me videos submitted to the sub, that are almost entirely without merit" that receive far too warm a welcome. "People still lap them up and upvote them enthusiastically."
I’m Oddly Curious, But Still Scared
they were so occupied with whether or not they could they didnt stop to think if they should
What do you think those little bumps on pickles are?
Load More Replies...Yes, for the sake of tastebuds everywhere it appears to be fake.
Load More Replies...Man these people need to stop milking everything little thing they come across 😳🥴
Pie artist Jessica told Bored Panda that at the core of any chef's philosophy should lie the fact that, at the end of the day, no matter the presentation, their food has to be edible. "You may be an artist, but if your chosen medium is food, remember that somebody has to eat that art in the end!" she said. The only exception is if your food art is literally going to be in a gallery. "In which case, don't worry about it," she quipped.
However, Jessica pointed out that she personally doesn't think that there even is such a thing as 'pretentious' food: "Only food that has wholly sacrificed flavor, texture, and the general eating experience in service of aesthetics," she explained how certain chefs shift this balance for their purposes.
"If your food is complicated, presented in an unusual fashion, or requires a little more interactivity from your guests than they may be used to, that's all fine provided you've used fresh ingredients that combine to create a pleasing flavor profile and mouth feel. If your guests' mouths are as happy as their eyeballs at the end of the meal, then your fancy food is not pretentious, it's just delightful!"
Covid Soup
Although ewww it's really creative though...shrooms from Asian supermarket (forgot their name..) and minced beef.
Ha ha ha props for ingenuity and if those are mushrooms, HOW did they manage to stick them all into the meatballs?! It looks a bit gross but it's skilful and creative!
Uncooked ground meat is soft, and uncooked mushrooms are not)
Load More Replies...Looks like those funny meals for children, like Cthulhu sausages, but healthy. Apart from that it's just a meatball soup with exotic mushrooms and super large bits, don't understand why everyone complain. Must be tasty)
Smoked Salmon Vodka
Considering that right on the bottle they say it's good in blood Mary cocktails. So.. probably not something being sold to sip on it's own lol
This Is Not A Sandwich
Just take off the bread, throw it away and enjoy a wonderful piece of meat.
The bread comes from the barbecue tradition, where it's just the equivalent of a dinner roll. Nobody expects you to get your hands around it and eat it like a burger.
Load More Replies...ok let's forget about the bun (dear Looooord), but in Italy we do have this dish called Milanese. It's basically pounded meat, stretched to be that large. and t it can be either veal or pork.
Oh I've had that in Milan and oh God I was not prepared of how big it would be! Couldn't eat even half of it
Load More Replies...It's an Indiana thing, pork tenderloin pounded thin, breaded and deep fried. It seems to have become a contest to see which restaurant can make them the biggest.
I've seen versions of this at Fairs and occasionally at a restaurant here in Wisconsin but not this large. This looks oddly ... interesting and I'd give it a shot but only once though.
Load More Replies...In Jessica's opinion, we have to be aware of our own tastes, likes, and dislikes before criticizing a dish too much. What might be a horrendous experience for us might be fine for someone else.
"If you didn't enjoy the process of eating the food—perhaps you felt there were too many steps involved, things took longer to eat than you would prefer, you personally didn't enjoy the visual presentation, etc.—then I would chalk it up to 'different strokes for different folks' and maybe choose a simpler dining experience for yourself in future and leave it at that," she said.
"If, however, something about the presentation of the food affected its actual quality, that is a different story. If in service of presenting the food in a particular way some elements ended up cold when they were supposed to be hot (or vice versa), or the freshness of any element was compromised, that could warrant a tactful comment to the server. Just remember, that you are dealing with real people with real feelings when leaving critical reviews," she warned that we must never forget the human element that comes with dining out.
What Was Even The Point?
It's a hidden heart for us introverts, not for those who wear their hearts on their sleeves.
Behold This Act Of Culinary Terrorism
The apple pie and coffee ones might be good, but the rest is guaranteed to be disgusting.
Load More Replies...Jimmy Kimmel, a charming and bright late night TV talk show host in the US had Sandra Bullock as a guest recently. They both tasted these, and it was very entertaining. The expression of revulsion on Sandra's face after eating the turkey one was priceless. She was a very good sport.
Dumbledore might like these better than Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
Jones sodas used to produce seasonally, turkey and gravy flavored soda. Along with, mashed potato flavored soda.
..and i thought candy corn couldn't get any worse...nice to be proven wrong
I Had To See This So Now You Do Too
My condolences dear Caro! You must still be trying to recover from this cheese disaster!
Load More Replies...The r/StupidFood subreddit has grown immensely since the last time Bored Panda wrote about the online group back in September. At the time, they had 306.5k followers. Fast forward to early December and the community has already expanded to a whopping 375k members. There’s an analogy between this and rising dough somewhere, but for the life of me, I can’t seem to find it in this darn cupboard!
The entire essence of the subreddit can be summarized in their tagline: “Food. Point. Laugh.” They aim to bring the gastronomic world to its senses by pointing out the ridiculousness of how some food is made and served by professionals.
Went To My In-Laws For Dinner And This Is The Chicken They Served
what if the mother in law served it to kill someone so if u want salmonella eat the chicken :)
I don't think it's raw, it's just going to taste like nothing
Load More Replies...Apart from the complete lack of any effort whatsoever, it's not even properly cooked!!
Not even an attempt to season? No salt, no pepper? Just put it straight in the oven.
There are other seasonings than just salt and pepper.
Load More Replies...It Was Hokey At First But Then It Just Got Really Bad
If You Order A Burger And It Comes Out Like This, You Can Legally Dine And Dash
How do you eat it? You turn the glass, you let it fall from it and than eat the mess????
Someone saw those giant burgers that won't even fit in someones mouth and said, "hold my beer"
Last time, the founder of r/StupidFood, redditor Clackpot, highlighted the fact that it’s actually the chefs who can be the source of pretentiousness, not the dishes themselves. The latter are simply the result of what goes through the chefs' minds.
According to Clackpot, the line between fancy and pretentious food isn’t a binary choice. “Supremely wonderful food can also be sphincter-tighteningly precious, and I will cheerfully deride the pretension whilst also applauding the skill and imagination required. And really the pretension in food is about the creator, not the food itself nor the outcome. Consequently, although it is very difficult to define what makes food stupid, it's actually very easy to decide whether it is stupid or not, it's a subjective call which we are all equipped to make," they explained to Bored Panda.
The online community itself was a happy accident. Clackpot revealed to Bored Panda that they made the subreddit on a whim one day. "In a nutshell, I was bored and hungover one Saturday morning five years ago and I knocked it together and forgot about it for more than a year until it started to gain a little traction," they told me.
$4.99 For A Balanced Breakfast Of Biscuit, A Single Egg, And A Bottle Of Coke
I agree! Dr. Pepper is WAY better for breakfast!! Duh!
Load More Replies...So much wrong here. Firstly that's a chain grocery store in Africa (Shoprite) so clearly this person isn't running a catering business. Secondly the currency on the sticker is clearly for Ghanaian Cedi, not dollar. So really this costs $0.81.
Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering where that is.
Load More Replies...Replace the Coke with a coffee drink and you might have something I'd imagine grabbing in desperate need.
Um, Shoprite that is a South African chain supermarket. It is R4.99 about 30c
African, not just South African. If we look at the sticker we can see it's in Ghanaian Cedi.
Load More Replies...This Burger In My Local Facebook Food Group
How do you know this is US? French people eat nasty s h i t ...
Load More Replies...This monstrosity aside, what's up with burgers that won't fit in your mouth? Why is that a thing?
I just lost my lunch on my keyboard, must say my lunch looks less disgusting than this, WHY!
It’s A Cube. It’s A Burger. Introducing The Burger Cube
Right? like it's basically a budget meat pie
Load More Replies...In Durban! Was just going to post about this. An entire loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry.
Load More Replies...The founder tries to keep their influence as minimal as possible, letting the community grow and change as the members see fit. "Stupid Food is an entirely different creature to what I originally envisaged, but I've allowed it to grow in its own way and here we are. To be honest, I don't like the modern Stupid Food nearly as much as the thing I conceived but it has been fascinating to watch it grow and mature," Clackpot told Bored Panda.
"You might think that a sub racking up millions of pageviews per month would be infested with the worst of humanity but it's actually amazingly easy to handle with just two main moderators, myself and /u/VodkaBarf. I seriously hope that it never gets toxic because I fear it could get out of hand very quickly. But I feel that by allowing the sub to grow into its own thing without too much steering or interference, it has developed an identity of sorts and maybe that encourages mostly tolerable behavior,” the founder praised the community members for being so friendly and wholesome.
Packing Peanuts Work Equally Well
that soup compels me.... Also I been looking for those tasty f*****s for ever.. Where do you buy slices of his body? serious question.
They're the same kinda wafers as those flying saucers with sherbet in the middle. I know it's illegal in some places to take them outside of a church or consecrated grounds. Although I think that's only after they've been blessed or w/e.
That's a good point - if the Catholic church put sherbet in them I reckon Mass attendance would improve
Load More Replies..."Go in peace my child... the restroom is down the hall to your left. God be with you"
Eucharistic wafers literally melt on your tongue...I can't imagine what they did to the texture of that soup.
Immediately To Jail
...... gross at first, then I realized.... I might actually eat this. Don't kill me, please, I'm begging you!
Steak Cake
Is that mashed potatoes for the frosting? Kid looks happy. I’d be too.
I've also seen this in a compilation of awesome cakes or something like that. He looks happy, which is the main thing! Maybe the kid just doesn't like normal cake.
If the 'icing' is mashed potatoes - which I've seen a few times - then... Winning!
According to Clackpot, cooking and food are extremely subjective. Making any ‘absolute’ statements about them would be “unmitigated piffle.” Likewise, believing that we’ve stumbled upon a piece of objective truth about gastronomy is "completely meaningless, and indeed approaching Stupid Food level of pretension,” in their view.
"Food is a highly subjective thing which each of us experiences individually. Literally, every human being consumes food and we each have our own view, some of which will differ wildly from one another," they said.
Not Very Many Images Make Me Gag, But I Can’t Even Look At This
I thought it was like bbq chicken and I was like "Well I guess..." NO NO THIS ISN'T OKAY
Load More Replies...This is evidence that there is a tear in the multiverse, & this sh1t needs to go back to that dark realm it came from my friend.
you know the face you makes when you bite in a lemon... realise now you can make that face without bite in a lemon.
And people think im weird for mixing PB and J in a bowl together. I call it red peanut butter
🤣 I used to do that, too! Not until it was totally blended but more like so it was marbled. I like melting my Reese's peanut butter cups and mixing them together, too.
Load More Replies...Pasta In A Jar. Thanks I Hate It
Trying to be relevant. Shop bought pasta and that sauce is way too thick.
Ok but this is so impractical. Like I see no reason why we can’t eat it from a bowl and be content
Bone In Buffalo Wing Pizza
My niece and I were just joking that we prefer our pizza to be boneless 😂😂😂
Mmm. Those wings actually look nice and crispy and not all waterlogged and soggy like a lot of wings wind up looking like.
Some time ago, pie artist and baking expert Jessica also opened up about her perspective on cooking and baking.
“There is no such thing as pretentious food, only pretentious chefs. But seriously, I believe that with food art, as with any art, the intention of the artist and the context in which the plate is presented have to be taken into consideration before one can truly judge the dish," the food expert told Bored Panda.
"An over-the-top molecular gastronomy multiphasic sensory experience served in a family-style restaurant could certainly be considered pretentious... Then again, if the chef has a sense of humor and it is being served to elicit amusement and give the diners a bit of a chuckle, suddenly it's not pretentious anymore," the pie artist said that context is very important when making judgments about food.
I Feel Like Posting US Military Rations Should Be Cheating, But Here’s Some Tuna And Corn Pizza And “Wings”
It's good to know where all of our military spending isn't going to. 🤢
Pineapple and non-pineapple eaters must unite in the face of this great evil.
Satsuma Japanese A5 Wagyu Cheese Steak, With Whiz
Why!?!? The absolute best beef you will ever find with some disgusting cheese substitute. Cheese sauce is not hard toake from scratch takes 5 minutes and is so very very much better. Why did they kill this steak.
Because that's what the original used(either one of the disputed firsts used the stuff)
Load More Replies...This reminds me of the time my parents gave my uncle a bottle of expensive vintage Scotch, and then watched in horror as he proceeded to mix it with Diet Coke.
Could be worse! He could use it for cooking for example
Load More Replies...I lived in Philly for four years and ate at Jim's at least twice a week and I've still never had a cheesesteak with whiz. Provolone ftw!
Peanut Butter Triwich
"My own pies may be considered 'fancy' to some, maybe even bordering on pretentious at times (can a pie be pretentious?)... But everything I create, I do so with the very humble intention of putting a smile on someone's face—and I'm not stingy about sharing my techniques so others can replicate my work. I think if chefs create with open hearts and an honest wish to make the recipients of their food happy, their food can't be pretentious, no matter how complex, epic, or over-the-top, it is,” she said.
According to Jessica, chefs should focus on the joy their food brings rather than just taste. "Remember, food is something we experience with all of our senses, and our brain most of all. Yes, taste is a critical component... But I personally feel that when it comes to 'special occasion food' (as opposed to every day, keeping-you-on-your-feet food) joy and delight are even more critical components. If the fondant-covered cake you baked in the shape of your best friend's favorite childhood toy makes her burst into happy tears, does it matter if the sponge is a little dry? Is it a 'bad' cake because it looks better than it tastes? No. It's a good cake because it made someone you love really happy. Context and intention," she said.
Happy Thanksgiving
1. What even is that thing? And 2, I think I'm going to be sick.
Appears to be a deep fried turkey and a mayonnaise-barbeque dipping sauce.
Load More Replies...Cluck & Blaze Comeback Sauce sounds delicious, so don't go by this greedy woman's lack of table etiquette.
Looks like it's just chicken and cheese. Not a crime. I mean, it's a little wastful to dip it far enough in to spill but it looks like it spilled on food safe paper.
Chromatica Limited Edition Lady Gaga Curry
I was wondering about the Most Famous Italian part
Load More Replies...I like Lady Gaga, but "The most famous Italian"? Where? In New Jersey?
I Prefer My Sandwiches Boneless
This made me laugh...self-defense bone. Lol
Load More Replies...We have a place locally, Joe Tess, that does fish sandwiches and leaves the bones in the deep fried fish... I was horrified, and the damn thing was nearly inedible, yet somehow this is lauded as one of the best seafood restaurants in the area.
im confused. they put that big ol' bone in the sammich? or serve it on the side? either way its dumb
Serve it to me and you have to know what I am going to tell you to do with the bone.
In Jessica’s view, experimenting with food can lead to growth as a chef. Meanwhile, anyone in the kitchen should also put their customers’ wants and needs at the forefront of their minds.
"I'm sure opinions will vary on this, but I think it just comes down to knowing your customers. Do they enjoy being challenged? Do they like the adventure of trying something new and unexpected, and learning about new flavors, textures, and methodologies even if it means sometimes they won't love what they're putting in their face? Or are they at your establishment because they are expecting to receive something they reliably know will give them a specific, safe, and enjoyable experience every time?" Jessica mused.
Mountain Dew Dorito Cheesecake. Its Not That Bad
It's not that bad because your tastebuds will commit suicide after a bite.
omg im so died whhhhhhhyy foooddd like that i love chesse and cake and mounten doo and dereeteos but nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooootttt togggether
Pizza In A Cone
I would actually try this. Than kind of cone isn't sweet, it's as close to flavorless as a food can get.
Does anyone remember the Steve Martin Move "The Jerk"? That movie originated pizza in a cup. Not such a bad idea. The cone is evolutionary with zero waste. Well, except for the napkins.
I will smack you for doing this! My friend is Italian and I showed it to him. He started swearing in Italian 🤣🤣
acutally it's an product from Italy , kono-pizza. Nice fast food when you don't have time/place to sit down.
Load More Replies...This looks delicious actually, as long as they don't put ice cream in it too.
Does My "Dessert Turkey" I Made For Thanksgiving Years Ago Count As Stupid?
"That's not to say that chefs can never evolve beyond their current offering—they just may have to be prepared to go through some growing pains as they slowly build a new customer base that appreciates their new offerings more. After all, it is important for the chef to love what they are creating too!" the food expert explained that when you mix respect for your customers with your own love of food, you create a powerful recipe for success.
Jessica herself is an experimental pie baker. She loves pushing her limits. "I think experimenting with new techniques, new flavors, new designs, etc. is awesome! Yeah, it blows up in your face sometimes (sometimes literally), and yeah, your customers may hate your new creations sometimes... but sometimes they'll absolutely love them. Sometimes, you'll capture that 'lightning in a bottle' and start a new food art trend that puts your establishment on the map. You never know until you try!"
I'm Puzzled
Well I was today years old when I discovered that dumplings give birth....
Meat Fondue With S**tty Bread
That guy has no clue and i don't even know why he became famous! He is also a d**k
Load More Replies...Too bad he turned out to be a giant asshole: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Bae#Controversies
"In November 2019, four of Gökçe's former employees accused him of getting a share of their tips. They alleged that they were fired from his New York restaurant when they tried to ask questions about the tips. A trial was set to take place to investigate the issue, until Gökçe reached a settlement with his former employees and paid them $230,000." What a POS. Owners stealing tips from hourly employees is about as low as one can go. What a pretentious little prick this guy is 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...Same as he charges for everything, more than anyone sane would pay. Most rich people seem to be obscenely stupid.
Load More Replies...I really do find him quite annoying. I hate how he slaps meat and hits the table with a knife, but he got popular online and build his fame from that...
THIS has nothing, NOTHING, to do with meat fondue. And wtf are these pieces of sponge on the side?
Wasting 1/3 Of The Pizza For A Cup Of Fettucini
I was eating when i saw this. in retrospect, not a good idea to eat while looking at food fails.
Load More Replies...It looked pretty rank to begin with. And then I read your comment... 😂🤮
Load More Replies...Is It Stupid? Yes. Would I Eat It? Yes
it aint that bad actually its like a flatbread quesodilla but with pork or steak in it
French Toast, But Disgusting
You definitely can when it's nasty American "cheese".
Load More Replies...Mountain Dew Jelly
My first thought too 😃 coz mountain dew is so lacking in sugar and all 🤦♀️
Load More Replies...I can feel both curious and my future regret for acting on said curiosity at the same time
Four Patties And The ‘No Sugar’ Make This Stupid. Pretty, Yet Stupid
The part when I cry of disgust and throw it away
Load More Replies...Some people prefer non-sugar coke because of the taste, or because sugar + caffeine = peeling themselves off the ceiling, although I think after you've eaten a meal like that, a little extra incentive to exercise would be a good thing!
I wish people would stop making stupid remarks about unhealthy food and diet drinks. No, nobody thinks the diet drink is making it any healthier. There are a lot of reasons why someone might choose to have diet drinks. I get a massive migraine if I drink regular coke. And most fast food places in SA give sugar-free drinks with meals now because it's much cheaper than regular, thanks to sugar tax.
Fellow migrainer here, I also drink diet drinks for that reason. My migraines are extremely unpredictable, and diet drinks are something I can indulge in.
Load More Replies...It actually looks good. I don't see what's wrong with it, unless you despise big food or no sugar coca cola
The coke will get warm with all those fries around it. Think I'll pass on this thank you
Reeses Canada Official Promoting This Monster
I only partially agree because if you take out the patties and the fries (which for some reason are just crammed in there) cover the bacon in chocolate walah
Load More Replies...Product development meeting: Peanut butter is known to go well with bacon, bacon is known to go well with onion, onion is known to go well with beef, beef is know to go well with chocolate, chocolate is known to go well with peanut butter, we have come full circle and therefore...
I know it isn't similar but I've had a PB & J Burger once and it was soo good. Maybe it's similar, idk I'd try it.
I've enjoyed a burger that had fig as one of the main ingredients, so I'd probably try it.
Load More Replies...None Of This Is Acceptable. It Was Dead On Arrival
I watched the video, and the amount of sauce put in this burger is just plain ridiculous
Waste of food and some people are starving. Yeah, I know I'm a buzz kill.
Stupid Spaghetti
This is a funny one, in the video they never show the middle of the meatball, not even after cutting it, so that the viewers don't see the uncooked spaghetti.
I've seen that video too and was waiting to see how the hell the spaghetti cooked inside the meat! Very disappointed in the end!
Load More Replies...Hate to say this but I saw this video and thought "Ya, that would be cool" Later on I realized how stupid it was. BTW I also bought those "as seen on TV" Plastic tubs that you just add hot water and uncooked pasta and WHAMO! you have perfectly cooked pasta.... I think it was called "Pasta Express"??? That was a VERY long time ago in my defense.
I had to look for the Pasta Express video, and just like any other infomercials, it's so hokey. AHAHAHAHA! Don't worry, it's a long time ago. (side note: Your name reminds me of Carol King, one of many favorite singer and composer)
Load More Replies...Believe it or not, it works. And the Italians have to keep quiet, since there are a lot of recipes for pasta cooked in the oven or "sautéed" in second cooking. Macaroni too. I'm italian. It can be done both in the pan and in the oven. Delicious.
I've not done it look this but I've put spaghetti through hotdogs (kids like silly food) and cooked it in boiling water. It cooks just fine.
Load More Replies...My Friend Just Sent Me This, It's Corn And Catfood (He Sweares It Tastes Better Than It Sounds)
In the US, by law, pet food has to be able to be consumed by humans.
Load More Replies...In fact, I call bluff, it’s probably not cat food at all, just minced meat.
Load More Replies...Looks more like minced meat with the even color and threadlike structure. Never seen wet cat food that didn't have chunks and at least a bit of something like aspic. And it comes out of the can in one chunk too and needs to be cut up a bit with a spoon, so it never even comes close to looking like minced meat.
OK but it's not pretentious, is it. It's about as far from pretentious as you can get.
The Caption Was "Healthy Eating For The Win"
Broccoli and cheese do go together marvelously, though they really should be paired with rice or pasta. And the ratios need to be adjusted a bit.
For me this is a straight-up win. I love both broccoli and cheese, and broccoli with cheese is soooo good!
It Starts Off So Well… Then Onion Stupidity
That's an 'Onion Mumm". Those things are delicious, and shoving it in a burger is the act of a psychopath.
If you can't physically take a bite without dislocating your jaw, it's not a sandwich.
I hate that pretty much all burgers these days are really high and you can't actually eat them normally.
Load More Replies...When you want to eat all your fat and cholesterol for the month in one meal.
might try frying a batter coated onion like this. It can be interesting
I Made Pizza Where Every Ingredient Is Gum
I am sadder knowing that somewhere in the world, someone thought this was a good idea, then took the time to make it happen. He's out there still
Load More Replies...My only question is why? (I'm not accepting "because I can" as an answer)
How about this: for the shock factor? I noticed that pattern in a lot of the posts.
Load More Replies...It's made of gum. It's disgustingly disgusting.
Load More Replies...It reminds me of the 3 course meal gum machine in the original W***y Wonka movie.
No Title, Just... This M O N S T R O S I T Y
do you want your asshole to erupt more than a super volcano well come on down and eat the ultra assblaster 5000 (w/ cheese) limited time only
Those are all Taco Bell products and that is TB taco sauce.
Load More Replies...Taco bell taco shells turn to mush fast. Enjoy your mushy cheese and chili pile.
I'm getting heartburn and clogged arteries just looking at that but what the hell I'll try it
I Was Excited When I Saw Onion Rings On A Burger Until I Got This
It does, and I agree. Simply move the onion ring. I want a burger and onion rings now.
Load More Replies...Those don't look like any onion ring I've ever encountered. They look like chicken nuggets. The whole dish looks relatively unappetising. onion-ring...3a31bd.jpg
It's just a pair of thick breadcrumbed onion ring. Seen loads. Here's a battered one. onionring-...0e-png.jpg
I have seen things like this monstrosity in Monument Valley. They look better and probably taste better than this thing.
Western Burger. But usually the rings are not stacked like that. Really good burger though
Get Tf Outta Here
Bet it tastes better than those weird dehydrated mashed potatoes.
This is an actual stupid one that's isn't even cute. A bag of chips costs $2.50 and a potato is like $0.20. Plus all the carbon footprint of processing and transporting that bag of chips is wasted by boiling them into mush.
In other words, mashed potatoes with extra processing and extra salt. "Influencers" are truly running out of ideas.
Hotdog Tower
Now you need to look up what Scrapple is made of ;)
Load More Replies...How About A Stupid Drink?
He does this every other day and everyday I think... where are these drinks going after the video shoot?
Umm every other day and everyday? Which one? My brain.
Load More Replies...It looks like a purple dragonfruit punch with oranges and pineapples. It's just a stronger sangria. LOL
Its waaaaay too much work to get drunk. I would suggest watching the original video.
Load More Replies...Considering what all went in that, it could actually be a really nice punch. To share with a big party of people.
Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Do This?
Bamischijven are yummie. This does not look like a bamischijf.
Load More Replies...I Guarantee That Was Still Cold In The Middle
Sausage And Bread
Sausage Flavored Ice-Cream?
Ikr? Even on the second pic, she still has the, "do I really have to eat this?" look. 😆
Load More Replies...I like how nobody in these photos is smiling. Or actually eating it.
How long does the preparation took? It has gone dark in the meantime
The ice cream must've been harder than a rock. 😆
Load More Replies...Why?
This Nasty Looking Slice Of Giant Pizza
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, it's a giant slice of pepperoni pizza, this is PERFECT
I think we can agree this doesn’t belong on the list of bad food
There was a pizza place in San Diego, California, USA, that made pizzas 4' (1.22m) across. They called them, Wagon Wheels. This looks like it would have come from a place like that.
Saw This On Tiktok And Knew Exactly Who Needed To See It
Never mind the lack of plates for a second. Wth is that disgusting GREY stuff in the pan???
Grazing Boards. Invented by filthy slobs who can’t be bothered washing up
Someone Said My Freak Shake That I Made Was Stupid Food So I Brought It Here
NO! It actually looks great!!! they should serve it in restaraunts!
I can feel my blood sugar going through the roof just looking at this.
Thanks, Now I Can’t Eat Chicken And Waffles Without Seeing This Shit
It's a chicken salad sandwich on waffles. How is that any worse than a burger on a glazed donut? (yes, that's really a thing)
Starts Off Well
Judging from the viscosity in the original video, I'll put in a vote for hollandaise
Load More Replies...I Don't Think These Videos Are Entirely Serious, But Still This Looks Awful
switch it up for real cheese, and real sausage and non-white wonderbread and i'd have a crack at that
Gluten Free Pizza
Chefclub Is A Copper Mine
If your plate of food is all or mostly beige/white, your doing it very wrong
Someone From Foodporn Said I Should Post The Burger I Ate Here, So Here It Is
I think there comes a point where just putting your tower of ingredients between two halves of a bread roll does not make it a burger. I'm not sure where that point is, but definitely about six inches lower than this thing. I'm sure it tastes fine though.
“Pool Food” So Stupid Because It’s Gonna Get All Wet! Who Wants Some Chlorinated And Urinated Water Along With A Snack?
Yikes
Why It’s Important To Temper Your Eggs, Ate It Anyway
Wait, what the f**k is that with the noodles? Those can't be scrambled eggs!
It happens when you try to make sauce hollandaise and the butter is to hot.
Load More Replies...Giant Chicken Sandwich
For A Moment I Think I Died
Never mind the chicken, look at those nails!!!! It's a miracle that she is able to cook with those.
I swear to god you will be getting a side dish of pee and poop with those things
Load More Replies...Never eat food that's been cooked/served with nails like this. There is a reason we chefs keep out nails very short(and unpainted) ALLLLL the bacteria gets stuck in them. Especially raw meats. Nasty woman
Back When This Trend Went Around I Made This Monstrosity And It Was Amazing
Making crunch-wraps. I made one just yesterday with rotisserie chicken and smoked Gouda.
Load More Replies...This Is Supposed To Be Cold Brew
That's curdled creamer(or milk) man I hope they didn't drink that
i think its gone bad...either that or josh tried to cold brew milk again
An Abomination
When They Pull Out The Doritos Bag You Know It's Gonna Be Good
Have used Doritos as bread crumbs for chicken wings - it was actually pretty good.
I've had this and it was s**t! My pathetic cheapskate high school served this as the dinner for our formal graduation dinner, made by year 7's, and I'm guessing chosen by them too (because only 12 year old's would eat something like this). It was soggy, tasted like crap, nobody ate it, everyone ended up going to KFC/McDonald's after cause they were hungry. Of all the things to serve for a high school graduation dinner.
I use cheese doritos as a topping on my pasta bake. makes the topping nice and crisp/crunchy and oh so good
Salted Caramel Milkshake Topped With Cheesecake!
Thats because the subreddit not about bad food, but stupid food. And molten caramel on the outside of a glass is stupid.
Load More Replies...Holy Grail Of Fast Food
For easy-bake crap food, I love a good pizzaburger--but this is not that. I take one cooked hamburger patty, add Contadina pizza sauce (simply because it keeps for weeks), layer of pepperoni, slice of pepperjack, layer of jalapeno peppers, mushrooms and/or onions, slice of cheddar; nuke until cheese melts. No bun, cuts with a fork.
Food Flex Gone Wrong
$345 for 8oz/220g is the reason in landed in that subreddit btw, but the info is missing in the title.
Thank you. It didn't look that bad until you explain how much it costs.
Load More Replies...What's wrong with this? Presuming there's a knife and fork that didn't make it into the picture, of course.
It cost 345 dollars for that tiny little thing!
Load More Replies...It Just Keeps On Going
Cotton_candy.zip
Interesting... but rather takes the fun out of eating cotton candy.
I've seen videos of this. It's a store that specializes in giant outrageous desserts.
i would split it with 50 of my friends, but i would eat it.
If You Love Them You Wouldn't Serve This To Them
I'm more upset about that tiny af tank for that little gold fish in the background picture.
Do you mean the painted coffee pot? Or is there another picture somewhere?
Load More Replies...I keep seeing the "heart shaped hot dog with an egg in it" on Asian Oddly Satisfying videos.
It does look a bit like a surgical operation but it's better when cooked. Maybe it would look better without the red sauce (what is that because it's the wrong texture for ketchup?) Kind of looks like something your kids might make on Mother's/Father's Day, which would be sweet. Not so much in a restaurant.
I had to stop because the waste of food for views and likes pissed me off.
Waste of food? We just take/keep leftovers here, eat them at next meal. Not that I eat that kind of s**t nor feed it to my kids. Gross.
Load More Replies...I got about halfway through this list and couldn't stomach it anymore. Blech
I made my 15 year old look at it and half way through she said "I just can't anymore. Who eats that food? Nasty!" I raised her well ;)
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a lunch I once had in Ethiopia. We were with a group and the menu was limited. So we ordered a bit of everything that looked ok and asked them to give each of us an empty platter so we could share the food family style. What came to the table was a giant plate covered with injera (Ethiopian sour pancake) with the usual side dishes on top. On top of that was the pasta with sauce and potato fries. We ate it.
I gave up after the burger in the glass. Just disgusting food creations.
I had to stop because the waste of food for views and likes pissed me off.
Waste of food? We just take/keep leftovers here, eat them at next meal. Not that I eat that kind of s**t nor feed it to my kids. Gross.
Load More Replies...I got about halfway through this list and couldn't stomach it anymore. Blech
I made my 15 year old look at it and half way through she said "I just can't anymore. Who eats that food? Nasty!" I raised her well ;)
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a lunch I once had in Ethiopia. We were with a group and the menu was limited. So we ordered a bit of everything that looked ok and asked them to give each of us an empty platter so we could share the food family style. What came to the table was a giant plate covered with injera (Ethiopian sour pancake) with the usual side dishes on top. On top of that was the pasta with sauce and potato fries. We ate it.
I gave up after the burger in the glass. Just disgusting food creations.
