50 Dishes That Are So Stupid, We Can’t Believe What The Chefs Were Thinking (New Pics)
InterviewIf you’d kindly open your menus, Pandas, you’ll find that tonight we have an exquisite Pretentiousness Paella on offer, simmered for months inside an oak barrel in a waterfall cave just off the coast of Antarctica. As for appetizers, we have some Arrogant Avocado Toast and Tasteless Tuna Tartare, while the special is our Ostentatious Ostrich Omelet. And would you like anything to drink with that? Perhaps some deconstructed coffee?
Over-complexity and showmanship in the kitchen don’t always mean good taste or delicious food. Sometimes, simplicity is best. And plates exist for a reason. These are the lessons that r/StupidFood teaches us. The subreddit shames the most pretentious and arrogant dishes to ever leave a restaurant kitchen, and the gastronomic journey is something utterly delightful. We’re featuring some of their most pretentious food pics again for you to taste and sample, dear Readers. Don’t forget to upvote the photos that stunned you with how magnificently (and unnecessarily!) over the top they were.
Redditor u/Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood, told Bored Panda that they appointed a handful of new moderators since September due to the "ever-increasing workloads." They also revealed that they just had their busiest day ever on the subreddit. "/r/StupidFood came into existence to ridicule that which was already there, this idiotic belief that to be different or to innovate is inherently good when it so obviously is not—it needs to good difference and good innovation to make it worthwhile." You'll find my full interview with the founder below, so be sure to scroll down.
I also had a lovely chat about pretentious food and how we can stomach it with pie artist, food expert, and talented baker Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, who recently published her new book, 'Pies Are Awesome: The Definitive Pie Art Book.' Jessica told Bored Panda that whether or not we should call out the chefs depends on the severity of their gastronomic 'crimes.' "If your lettuce was a little wilted because they spent so long arranging it artfully, or your ice-cream a bit melty by the time they added all the fancy toppings, keep the feedback constructive," she said. "If their 'reverse spherification shrimp balls with oyster foam' gave you food poisoning, feel free to let 'em have it!" Scroll down for Jessica's awesome insights about food, too, Pandas.
This isn’t the first time that Bored Panda has shone the limelight on r/StupidFood. When you’re done devouring this list, you can read our previous in-depth analysis of the online community and the culture of kitchen arrogance right over here.
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Earlier This Year I Made Carrot Hot Dogs And The Percentage Of People Who Hate Me With Every Fibre Of Their Body Drastically Increased
I Hope Whoever Made This Goes To Hell
I’m Oddly Curious, But Still Scared
Covid Soup
Smoked Salmon Vodka
This Is Not A Sandwich
What Was Even The Point?
Behold This Act Of Culinary Terrorism
I Had To See This So Now You Do Too
Went To My In-Laws For Dinner And This Is The Chicken They Served
It Was Hokey At First But Then It Just Got Really Bad
If You Order A Burger And It Comes Out Like This, You Can Legally Dine And Dash
How do you eat it? You turn the glass, you let it fall from it and than eat the mess????
$4.99 For A Balanced Breakfast Of Biscuit, A Single Egg, And A Bottle Of Coke
This Burger In My Local Facebook Food Group
It’s A Cube. It’s A Burger. Introducing The Burger Cube
Packing Peanuts Work Equally Well
Immediately To Jail
Steak Cake
Not Very Many Images Make Me Gag, But I Can’t Even Look At This
Pasta In A Jar. Thanks I Hate It
Bone In Buffalo Wing Pizza
I Feel Like Posting US Military Rations Should Be Cheating, But Here’s Some Tuna And Corn Pizza And “Wings”
Satsuma Japanese A5 Wagyu Cheese Steak, With Whiz
Peanut Butter Triwich
Happy Thanksgiving
1. What even is that thing? And 2, I think I'm going to be sick.
Chromatica Limited Edition Lady Gaga Curry
I Prefer My Sandwiches Boneless
Mountain Dew Dorito Cheesecake. Its Not That Bad
Pizza In A Cone
Does My "Dessert Turkey" I Made For Thanksgiving Years Ago Count As Stupid?
I'm Puzzled
Meat Fondue With S**tty Bread
Wasting 1/3 Of The Pizza For A Cup Of Fettucini
Is It Stupid? Yes. Would I Eat It? Yes
French Toast, But Disgusting
Mountain Dew Jelly
Four Patties And The ‘No Sugar’ Make This Stupid. Pretty, Yet Stupid
Reeses Canada Official Promoting This Monster
None Of This Is Acceptable. It Was Dead On Arrival
Stupid Spaghetti
My Friend Just Sent Me This, It's Corn And Catfood (He Sweares It Tastes Better Than It Sounds)
The Caption Was "Healthy Eating For The Win"
It Starts Off So Well… Then Onion Stupidity
I Made Pizza Where Every Ingredient Is Gum
No Title, Just... This M O N S T R O S I T Y
I Was Excited When I Saw Onion Rings On A Burger Until I Got This
Get Tf Outta Here
Hotdog Tower
How About A Stupid Drink?
Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Do This?
I Guarantee That Was Still Cold In The Middle
Sausage And Bread
Sausage Flavored Ice-Cream?
Why?
This Nasty Looking Slice Of Giant Pizza
Saw This On Tiktok And Knew Exactly Who Needed To See It
Someone Said My Freak Shake That I Made Was Stupid Food So I Brought It Here
NO! It actually looks great!!! they should serve it in restaraunts!
Thanks, Now I Can’t Eat Chicken And Waffles Without Seeing This Shit
Starts Off Well
I Don't Think These Videos Are Entirely Serious, But Still This Looks Awful
Gluten Free Pizza
Chefclub Is A Copper Mine
If your plate of food is all or mostly beige/white, your doing it very wrong
Someone From Foodporn Said I Should Post The Burger I Ate Here, So Here It Is
“Pool Food” So Stupid Because It’s Gonna Get All Wet! Who Wants Some Chlorinated And Urinated Water Along With A Snack?
Yikes
Why It’s Important To Temper Your Eggs, Ate It Anyway
Giant Chicken Sandwich
For A Moment I Think I Died
Never mind the chicken, look at those nails!!!! It's a miracle that she is able to cook with those.
Back When This Trend Went Around I Made This Monstrosity And It Was Amazing
This Is Supposed To Be Cold Brew
An Abomination
When They Pull Out The Doritos Bag You Know It's Gonna Be Good
Salted Caramel Milkshake Topped With Cheesecake!
Holy Grail Of Fast Food
For easy-bake crap food, I love a good pizzaburger--but this is not that. I take one cooked hamburger patty, add Contadina pizza sauce (simply because it keeps for weeks), layer of pepperoni, slice of pepperjack, layer of jalapeno peppers, mushrooms and/or onions, slice of cheddar; nuke until cheese melts. No bun, cuts with a fork.
Food Flex Gone Wrong
It Just Keeps On Going
Cotton_candy.zip
If You Love Them You Wouldn't Serve This To Them
I had to stop because the waste of food for views and likes pissed me off.
Waste of food? We just take/keep leftovers here, eat them at next meal. Not that I eat that kind of s**t nor feed it to my kids. Gross.
Load More Replies...I got about halfway through this list and couldn't stomach it anymore. Blech
I made my 15 year old look at it and half way through she said "I just can't anymore. Who eats that food? Nasty!" I raised her well ;)
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a lunch I once had in Ethiopia. We were with a group and the menu was limited. So we ordered a bit of everything that looked ok and asked them to give each of us an empty platter so we could share the food family style. What came to the table was a giant plate covered with injera (Ethiopian sour pancake) with the usual side dishes on top. On top of that was the pasta with sauce and potato fries. We ate it.
I had to stop because the waste of food for views and likes pissed me off.
Waste of food? We just take/keep leftovers here, eat them at next meal. Not that I eat that kind of s**t nor feed it to my kids. Gross.
Load More Replies...I got about halfway through this list and couldn't stomach it anymore. Blech
I made my 15 year old look at it and half way through she said "I just can't anymore. Who eats that food? Nasty!" I raised her well ;)
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a lunch I once had in Ethiopia. We were with a group and the menu was limited. So we ordered a bit of everything that looked ok and asked them to give each of us an empty platter so we could share the food family style. What came to the table was a giant plate covered with injera (Ethiopian sour pancake) with the usual side dishes on top. On top of that was the pasta with sauce and potato fries. We ate it.
