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'Premium Dad Jokes' is a Facebook page dedicated to the art of cheesy, pun-filled humor. With 735,000 followers, it regularly delivers concentrated doses of cringe that make you groan, but at the same time, the page’s lightheartedness can also put a smile on your face.

It's a perfect combo to get into the mood for the upcoming weekend. Some people might dismiss dad jokes as uncool or outdated, but their enduring popularity suggests that there is something endearing about them. So continue scrolling, and let's see if you can find it!

#1

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

Text joke about a zoo business idea involving swearing parrots and a beer garden, referencing dad jokes humor.

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    #2

    No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices

    Spice jars labeled with dad jokes: "I Beg Ur Parsley," "Kinda A Big Dill," "Oregano Gangsta," and "It's Go Thyme."

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    Interestingly, dad jokes might actually be good for kids.

    Marc Hye-Knudsen, a researcher of humor and lab manager at Aarhus University’s Cognition and Behavior Laboratory in Denmark, wrote in the British Psychological Society's journal that they are important to help the little ones learn to accept that embarrassment.

    "At first blush, fathers’ more aggressive style of physical play and their teasing style of humor with their children might seem cruel, but that would be missing the point," Hye-Knudsen explained. "By continually pushing and challenging their children, fathers’ style of rough-and-tumble play supports their children’s physical and cognitive development in important ways while teaching them to regulate their behaviors and emotions."

    #3

    Ouch!

    Dad jokes snacks arranged humorously with labels: "Tender Balls," "Nutless Buddy," "No More Kids," "Unlimited Creme Pies."

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife’s got some balls to make those jokes

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    #5

    Great Idea!

    Funeral card with a funny message, "Let's Keep In Touch!" alongside a Ouija board image, reminiscent of dad jokes humor.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I should do the same for my funeral, it would be fun

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    "Ideally, fathers’ rougher style of joking fulfills a similar function: by teasingly striking at their children’s egos and emotions without teetering over into bullying, fathers build their children’s resilience and train them to withstand minor attacks and bouts of negative emotion without getting worked up or acting out, teaching them impulse control and emotional regulation," the researcher said.

    In light of this, Hye-Knudsen thinks it is worth considering dad jokes as a pedagogical tool that may serve a beneficial function for the very children who roll their eyes at them. 

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    #7

    No Pain, No Gain

    Muscle anatomy diagram with a humorous dad joke about exercise and skin removal highlighted in a Facebook comment.

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    "Telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle," Hye-Knudsen said.

    "They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal. For a child who is approaching or has entered adolescence, which appears to be a sensitive period for sociocultural processing, this is an immensely valuable lesson. In this sense, dad jokes may have a positive ... effect, toughening up the kids who are begrudgingly exposed to them."

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    #9

    Makes Sense

    Text conversation ending with a dad joke sandwich image, humorously misunderstood request.

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    Olive Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt she could have made that "standwich" in less than a minute. Look at the time the text were sent

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    #10

    Genius!

    Cubicle humor: office space with a moose head, window mural, and miniature fireplace decor for a dad joke twist.

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "opened window" looks lovely and restful. Mindfulness? Only thing missing is a cozy bed 🛌😴

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    #11

    It's True

    Crow with humorous dad joke about crowbars, making a playful pun with a colorful background.

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    Vivian Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me longer than it should have to get it lol

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    For this reason, Hye-Knudsen suggests that dad jokes are perfectly suited to our era. "In contemporary Western culture, which rewards individualism over traditional conformity, it’s a boon to be able to withstand the short-term embarrassment that comes from violating social norms in order to stand by one’s authentic self despite external social pressure."

    #12

    This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!

    Dad joke about taxes using M&M's to humorously explain them to a child.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he has a whole LOT of M&Ms. In which case, you give him other people's M&Ms.

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    #13

    Cute

    Building inspector dad joke about a child's imaginative floor being lava, highlighting humor in parenting.

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better report to OSHA and market on OF as NSFW.

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    #14

    Yeah It Does!

    Text of a dad joke about grape soda tasting like purple.

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    ThatOmniCapybara(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true! I wonder... what do other colors taste like? edit: this comment got a LOT more replies and upvotes than I expected. I upvoted all your replies

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    #15

    The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse

    Hands holding two halves of a coconut shell, resembling classic dad joke humor.

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    Trevor Dalley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopalong Cassidy on the radio, early fifties!

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    "Dad jokes resemble the rough-and-tumble play that fathers have instinctively been moved to engage their children in since before the dawn of our species, without knowing the important function that such roughhousing plays in their children’s development," the researcher continued.

    "Among non-human primates, fathers also love playing rough with their offspring. While dad jokes are ideally suited to [contemporary life] and the distinctly modern father figure, the phenomenon thus builds on inclinations that go back literally millions of years."

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    #19

    But For Real

    Family gathered around a bedridden man reading a ticket, caption jokes about possible benefit fraud.

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    The term dad joke made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary in 2019 with the definition, “a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny.”

    And thanks to pages like 'Premium Dad Jokes', the best ones will live on the internet for future generations as well.

    #20

    And Weigh The Same As A Duck!

    Apples floating in water with text above, and a medieval crowd below, capturing a dad joke theme.

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    #22

    Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies

    Funny dad joke about a cowboy game leading to an accidental phrase completion on Twitter.

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    my name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The greatest Christmas movie of all time!

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    #23

    Lol

    A dad joke about showing hands to a dog like a blackjack dealer written on a yellow background.

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    kate h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha - I totally do this! And my dog understands!!!!

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    #24

    Awkward

    Modern cruise ship humorously compared to the sea, referencing dad jokes.

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    Zane Lumagrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know? The pool on the Titanic is still full of water after all this time!

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    #25

    Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies

    Dad joke about cookie tins in a store, featuring a humorous sign with a sale offer.

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    Minty mosasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might hurt to eat the needles that I’m convinced are in there

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    #28

    Truth

    Car gear shift humor, highlighting the confusion between radio and gear controls as a dad joke.

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    #30

    C'mon, People!

    God and angel discussing almond milk in a dad joke meme; puzzled expression from God below.

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WELL WHO MADE IT SO THAT I COULDN'T PROPERLY DIGEST THE ANIMAL MILK, HUH?!

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    #31

    Truth

    Man displaying his arm with text joke about dad tattoo, highlighting dad jokes humor.

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    #32

    Haha

    Therapist tells a joke about the Backstreet Boys, and the patient screams in response; a classic dad joke.

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    #35

    Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen

    Humorous dad jokes about tool expectations and their outcomes in a series of images.

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    #36

    Just Wanted To Air It Out

    Car transporting a large greenhouse frame on top, exemplifying a classic dad joke scenario about saving on shipping costs.

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    #37

    Indeed

    Woman humorously pouring cooking oil into a car, illustrating a classic dad joke.

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    #38

    "They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"

    Worn-out shirt and boxers humorously depict dad jokes on clothing expectations.

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, turn them inside-out. Get another 2 days. :)

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    #39

    "Just To Make Sure It's There"

    Doctor delivering a dad joke about an X-Ray with a humorous twist, in a hospital setting.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda tired of the blonde stereotype but still funny anyway

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    #40

    Yesss

    Dad joke on a Facebook page about pricey hamburgers, light fixture, metal stool, and restaurant interior with lit "EAT" sign.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep these type of eateries pop up, fail and shut down sooooo regularly

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    #42

    Right... I Meant To Do That

    Right... I Meant To Do That

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    #43

    Oh...that's Nice!

    Oh...that's Nice!

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In small print at the bottom, it should say, "Some assembly required".

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    #44

    Hahahaha

    Hahahaha

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man, see me? I'm a WILD cat. Come and go when I please. Yah, that kush job is cool, but are you free though? Like, truly free?

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    #45

    I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

    I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

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    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often said they need to make professional sports more challenging. Like, make the floor tilt up and down, or have trap doors that open suddenly over pits, or have lions jump out or something.

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    #46

    How Embarrassing

    How Embarrassing

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    #47

    They Can Really Spread Out

    They Can Really Spread Out

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    #48

    Boots With The Fur

    Boots With The Fur

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    #49

    Logical

    Logical

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I bake my bacon. It doesn't splatter.

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    #50

    Perfect. No Notes

    Perfect. No Notes

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he got stabbed in the neck while taking a dump

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    #53

    This Is Me

    This Is Me

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    #54

    This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

    This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

    Report

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    #55

    I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach

    I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach

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    #56

    Seat's Taken!

    Seat's Taken!

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    #57

    Right?!

    Right?!

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    #58

    Haha

    Haha

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We'd like a four bed detached house in the suburbs with a pool and 5 minutes from the shops, school and work. We've got £5.25p

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    #60

    Obo

    Obo

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 2 let sheep and they are silly enough to be game for this!

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    #62

    If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet

    If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet

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    #63

    Perfect

    Perfect

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    Vivian Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Dont touch the thermostat” 🎶

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    #64

    Lol

    Lol

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    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but now his life's been cut into pieces!! and he's suffocating :((

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    #66

    For Real

    For Real

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    #67

    Lol

    Lol

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    #68

    I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

    I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to say 'Khakis' with an American accent to understand this.

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    #69

    And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

    And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't F-16s carry air to ground missles though? Just saying...

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    #70

    Living Their Best Life

    Living Their Best Life

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    #71

    Hahahaha

    Hahahaha

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else remembers So Fine! Underrated 80s comedy gem.

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    #72

    At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

    At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

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    giku T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only one of u thought of using "quotation marks"..

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    #74

    Nailed It!

    Nailed It!

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    #75

    When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

    When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

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    #78

    Lol

    Lol

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    #79

    Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

    Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

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    #80

    Fact

    Fact

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    #81

    The Irony

    The Irony

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    #83

    Awkward

    Awkward

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they never had to go shopping with a cart with one wobbly wheel

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    #84

    Nice!

    Nice!

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video and mono, only video no audio, only audio no video

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    #85

    "Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

    "Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel bad for the poor console, it looks terrified as well

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    #86

    Truth

    Truth

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might just mean it doesn't contain animal products like milk though (which is used in mashed potatoes where i come from)

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    #89

    Facts

    Facts

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    Kitten Dog Mom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with me, only walking up a flight of stairs

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    #90

    Awkward

    Awkward

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    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that Christmas in July is just when you manage to find all the presents you stuck in a "safe place"

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    #91

    Polka Hole

    Polka Hole

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    #93

    I Laughed Way Too Loud!

    I Laughed Way Too Loud!

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    #94

    Yess

    Yess

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    #96

    Every Married Man!

    Every Married Man!

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    SendMeABrownie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you move onto the "anyway...Im late for that thing'

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    #98

    Yep

    Yep

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    #99

    Lol

    Lol

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    #100

    Legendary

    Legendary

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember 2 days ago looking at page 504 of a text book and was having trouble getting it to stay the right way and joked "504 error, page not found."

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    #101

    He Knew

    He Knew

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    I feel like there's another issue if you can't survive two days without alcohol

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    #102

    This Makes Sense

    This Makes Sense

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    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how I wish my dad was still alive...he'd LOVE this.

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    #103

    Not For Sweet Rolls

    Not For Sweet Rolls

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    #104

    We Know What That Means

    We Know What That Means

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    #105

    I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

    I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pee in the toilet and just not flush until the next poo.

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    #106

    So Much Worse

    So Much Worse

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    #107

    Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

    Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

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    #108

    Builds Character

    Builds Character

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    Scott J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always the 10 mm that's missing.

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    #109

    Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

    Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

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    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Lego Death Star comes hurling at them)

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    #110

    The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

    The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

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    #111

    Seriously

    Seriously

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this African Grey specialize in dirty jokes about his little costume?

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    #112

    Yesss

    Yesss

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    Cassie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's pushing circus peanut candy as THE representation of the holiday. You gotta have push for push back.

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    #113

    No Cap

    No Cap

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    Tom_Nook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to do that because if you clean the toilet you have to finish cleaning the whole bathroom.

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    #114

    Noooooo

    Noooooo

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    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I throw it away as I am eating the end of the bag.... or first if the bag is small enough for me to eat it all

    #115

    Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

    Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

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    Arthur Waite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: 1000 kilos. You're welcome.

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    #116

    I C What You Did There

    I C What You Did There

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    #117

    Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

    Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

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    #118

    A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

    A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, all it needs it a quick tape and skim. It'll be fine....

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    #119

    Lol

    Lol

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    #120

    Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

    Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

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    #122

    Hahahahaha

    Hahahahaha

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    #125

    Ooof

    Ooof

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