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50 Of The Funniest Pregnancy Memes Ever
Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.
Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.
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#1
I Made This
Carrie de Luka 7 years ago
So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.
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#2
Accurate Depiction
#4
Last Warning
#6
Sign You Aren't Ready
Nami Tantrum 7 years ago
or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD
#7
Not Getting Any Smarter
#8
I'm Busy!
#10
It's Never Ok
#11
Enjoying The Perks
#12
A Bit Too Late Now, Isn't It?
#13
The Pain
#14
Pregnancy Glow
#15
The Greatest Pain
#16
Kate vs. Me
frederic eeckman 7 years ago
I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...
#17
Maternity Photoshoot
#18
Pregnancy Problems
#20
Third Trimester
#21
Let Me Sleep
#22
Parenting Is Easy
#24
Pregnancy Struggles
#25
Gathering The Strength
#26
Treacherous Hormones
#27
Hostage Situation
#28
Looks Like
#29
Double Dare You
#30
Fitness Levels
#32
Forbidden Questions
#33
Better Not
#34
Baby Brain
Hanneke Legerstee 7 years ago
Still doing this, haven't been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!
#35
Leftover Cupcakes
#36
Always Hungry
#37
Easiest Part
#38
Pregnancy Problems
#39
That's Definitely Enough
#40
Pregnancy Struggles
#41
Expectations vs. Reality
#42
Detox Glow
#43
It Lasts Forever
#44
Pregnancy Hormones
#45
Symptoms Of Labour
#46
Pregnancy Dilemma
#47
Pregnancy Memes
Bekah Jazmine 7 years ago
This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha
#48
Showing Productivity
The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...
#49
It Was No Joke
#50
Pregnancy Weight
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(
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diane a 7 years ago (edited)
Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
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Linouchka 99 7 years ago
12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
Carol Emory 7 years ago
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
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diane a 7 years ago (edited)
Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
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12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
Carol Emory 7 years ago
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
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