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Legends, rebels, absolute maniacs, or whatever you want to call them, some people were born to live on the edge. To embrace a world without order, to flirt with danger, and to go completely off the rails, blaring, "Chaos is my middle name!" These are the madmen who are brave enough to eat cereal with ice cream. Who feel like going to a bar to grab a pint of water — and do it. Who borrow a pen from the teacher and, dare I say it... never return it.

Welcome to the 'Mad Lads' universe where people poke fun at the "maddest" heroes on Reddit. The 1.7-million-strong online group is dedicated to "those bantasaurus rexes who can’t be contained," allowing us to laugh at their hilarious results. Thanks to this amusing community, we get to see a hilariously entertaining collection of the best "power moves" that turned out to be not as extreme as the lads believed them to be.

Below, we've gathered some of the best posts from the group to share with you, so continue scrolling! Be sure to upvote the most ridiculous ones, tell us which were your favorites in the comments, and and don’t miss the chat we had about the phenomenon with licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews.

Psst! Check out even more hilarious examples from previous Bored Panda pieces on this feature right here and here.

#1

Megamind As A Total Madlad

Megamind As A Total Madlad

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Papa Het
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats legit genius, not the latex and makeup kind, but the real big brain

Ali H M Salehuddin
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got the perfect antidote to shrink the head back: tik tok

Nor
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOOOL well played, this is just brilliant

Headless Roach
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they ask you to stop reading, just in case?

MiriPanda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a cringy power move, but just a funny prank.

Jaaawn
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious.

Jen T
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d really like to know if they ever said anything!

Your Neighborhood Alien
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP wrote, "Today one of the elderly librarians looked concerned and asked if I was ok. I told her I conquered the need for sleep several weeks ago and at my current pace of learning, in 6 years I will build a time machine and travel back to become her grandfather. She fainted," and, "I emailed the library staff with a message that stated it was digitally transcribed directly from my thoughts. I had transcended any need for a physical form & was traveling all of space and time as consciousness. They would not be seeing me again (please forgive any late fees)."

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Beaver boi🦫🇺🇦
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Aww, how sweet. This guy want's to read as many books as possible before his brain tumor kills him."

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    #2

    Mad Mike Check

    Mad Mike Check

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.. it works, right? The Mike.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I have your attention please? Will the real Michael please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be some teen pregnancies in that school, because that is such a dad joke.

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO that was cheesy as cheese but funny

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    According to the internet database Know Your Meme, the origin of the term "lad" comes from the media-driven, primarily British and Irish subculture of the 1990s and early 2000s called "laddism". Soon enough, the word became a popular internet slang describing principally young men who are drinking, partying, and, well, simply having a good time while trying to impress everyone around them.

    The meme really took off after the phrase "absolute madman" started popping up on social media under pictures of pitiful nights out, including the well-known image of Dean lying on the floor. These posts helped to promote the slang term so much that it even spawned the 'Mad Lads' subreddit dedicated purely to these "unsung heroes" in 2015.

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    Since then, the community has been documenting the phenomenon of British masculinity at its weirdest and sharing the most ridiculous examples to ever grace social networks. And even though now the British lad culture seems to be withering, the group continues to immortalize their "power moves" with an ironic twist. Or, as Vice columnist Roisin Kiberd explained, "It's a joke on the Mad Lads, masquerading as a community for them."

    #3

    This Belongs Here

    This Belongs Here

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got tiny rubber ducks for my moms house... and I think about rehiding them after she found them....

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband went out of town my daughter and I hid 250 tiny plastic yellow ducks everywhere. It has been three months and he is still finding them.

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a small collection of rubber ducks on top of my cubicle wall. People from other departments heard about it and donated their rubber ducks so there were quite a few. Mostly yellow but some other colors. I had all my ducks in a row. During the Easter season, my supervisor replaced one of the yellow ducks with a Peep after I had gone home for the day. The next day she came over and while we were talking business she took one of the ducks off my cubicle, the Peep, and took a bite out of it. Very few times in my life have I been struck speechless but this was one of them. Well planned and executed.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The move with the Peep replacement was brilliant!

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    Mason Kronol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I will get downvoted so much for this but...It's all fun and games until veterinarians are surgically removing them from pets and wildlife. Can we suggest pranks that don't involve a shít ton of plastic?

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. Can we come up with a less wasteful option? If it were edible miniatures, you'd have to be careful with shelf life, rats etc. Wood or clay wouldn't be better for children or pets, either. Do you have any ideas?

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. These sort of products are just waste. They serve no point and continue to ruin our environment. Not cute. Not funny. Destructive

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It *is* funny, but you are also 100% correct. There's no reason that this couldn't be done with something less environmentally damaging like tiny paper cranes. It's a shame that our society is so thoughtless with the future.

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    Vera Cho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    453 people found this helpful

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 That is an epic April Fool’s Day prank idea!!

    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet he's not gonna stick around for that for 70 years...

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If finding small plastic babies everywhere is enough to make him leave then it's a bullet dodged.

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    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait-why is this a thing in the first place?

    Terri Antula
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! It’s plastic garbage waste that shouldn’t be produced in the first place and now there’s tons of them floating around forever in our earths pores because of “funny” people like this.

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    #4

    True Malicious Compliance By A Mad Lad

    True Malicious Compliance By A Mad Lad

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like it would cause more problems for the student themselves than the teacher.

    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would cause zero problems for the teacher.

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere of a similar situation - no laptop. So that guy bought old school typewriter instead. Imagine the sound; clinck, clanck, kriuttttt (the sound of carriage return)

    Matthews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a video of such a situation on YouTube. I’m not sure if we can post links here, so I guarantee those of you who look for it will not be disappointed. It’s hilariously interesting!

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No laptops in the day and age is insane

    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does say the post was 13 years ago, and his college attendance may have been several years before that.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably not very time efficient, but I think it would be a lot of fun to write your notes in school with a quill.

    RJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dip dip dip dip H2O dip dip dip dip 2 dip dip dip dip (note to self: Buy blond hair dye)

    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um. {visualizing} yeah, i'm going with No on that...

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though this is funny, how do you find a single pice of info?

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like OP shot themselves in the foot to make a pointless point.

    Steve Purtee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody takes Organic Chemistry their first semester of college. It is an upper level course with several pre-requisites. This entire story is b******t.

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    Once the group started gaining more traction and made the top five subreddits site-wide, Philip, the creator of the group, started receiving comments from people wondering what this community is all about. "A lot of the time, people will be led to us by an 'absolute madman' comment, and they'll understand pretty quickly that it's a parody of lad humor," Philip said in an interview with Vice.

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    While there are many notoriously famous 'Mad Lad' figures, such as the Ruari in the bath and Owen with a pen in his hair, "The one that always stands out to me is that guy saying 'Never let me drink and have a broom,'" Philip revealed. "It's just so perfect. He's cleaning up, doing something quite positive, while probably very drunk. And the description implies he's doing something completely mad."

    #5

    This Madman

    This Madman

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    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza guy for President

    DancingPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have very little faith in humanity, but the faith I do have lies in the true hero’s, teachers, food delivery people, and garbage men/woman

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously hope dude got a huge cash tip!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is how DoorDash was born.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope this dude's tip was one to tell the grandkids about.

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the local pizza guys back in the 90s would stop for beer and smokes. We didn't have instructions section, we just called up there and asked lol

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool delivery guy! I'd tip him up double than usual...:D

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! I hope you paid him back tho...

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't have been down voted. But obviously they did, and I bet the extra tip money was very convincing, otherwise the driver would have said no.

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    #6

    Office Madlad

    Office Madlad

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    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just next level LOL

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! The stapler gets out more than I do. I wanna be office stationery in my next life.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the stapler doesn't seem to be very stationery at all.

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better: do it with photo shop, leave a new image every day, taped up somewhere in the office. Start with different locations in the building, then the parking lot, every day a little further away, and take the photos of the locations after work, then post the next morning, so they're current. Move across the street, recognisable local locations. The idea is to make people think that someone is stealing the stapler, and bringing it back again, every single night.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stapler has a more adventurous life than I do.

    J loves cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a story from a long time ago about a prank where 2 guys took a frog lawn ornament from a yard then proceeded to take him on vacation sending pictures and letters home from the frog. After like a year he was returned home in a limo unharmed. Not sure the link will work I've never done it before but it's about 'Phil the Frog's. https://www.hollandsentinel.com/story/news/2008/06/19/after-10-years-phil-frog/47733092007/

    Brightly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was red I'd swear this was Milton!

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they threaten to fire you for removing it, just say the pics are photoshopped!

    Joanne Strantz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/search?q=office+space+my+stapler+guy&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS703US703&oq=office+space+my+stapler+guy&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160j33i22i29i30l7.7693j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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    To hear more about the phenomenon from an expert, we reached out to Dr. Jesse Matthews, Psy.D., a licensed clinical psychologist based in Chester Springs, PA. He explained he has seen examples of this behavior online, and most of them looked like jokes.

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    "Some posts showed signs with rules like 'do not touch the glass' at the zoo with the poster touching the glass and #absolutemadman. In another, a guy posted his burger order, which included just about every topping." As none of these actions are all that extreme, humor comes into the picture, Dr. Matthews told Bored Panda.

    #7

    Well Played

    Well Played

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the old school treasure map in the middle image

    David Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy at Leeds Fest did this but with drugs.....he thought he was a bad a**e till security realised. Guy went to prison!

    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean if it was the kind of festival where they were selling vodka but ridiculously overpriced, i guess the vodka thing would be.. not illegal? idk how it works

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he could use such ingenuity for a good cause...

    hwygonowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was polish, luxiurous, super premium vodka Belvedere. Cheers from Poland ;-)

    Jeff Bonyun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local festival uses drug sniffing dogs around the grounds to catch these before the festival starts. And might also arrest people trying to dig them up?

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you boil a plastic water bottle you can remove the cap without breaking the seal. Pour out water, pour in vodka, put cap back on. Boom. 20 oz bottle of vodka.

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    #8

    This Madlad

    This Madlad

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hol up that sounds amazing

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that looks like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Heavenly 💕

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    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *POOF* there goes my appetite for the bowl of cereal in my hand. Now I crave ice cream AND cereal.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that at all!

    Ciara Ann Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was out of creamer once so I put some vanilla ice cream in my coffee-it honestly tasted better than with creamer ha

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Italian dessert. Affogato al caffè. Wonderful.

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    Ka Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crunch with icecream. Seems like a legit desert to me.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on, is that those crispy, crunchy Golden Grahams under that ice cream? Hand me a spoon, that sounds delicious!

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummmmmmm 🤤 now just add chocolate sauce and you're all set 👌

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    #9

    Madlad Coworker

    Madlad Coworker

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    Previously, "mad lads" seemed to showcase a vain and self-absorbed side of themselves by presenting an edgy persona to simply gain attention. In a sense, these young men were the product of masculinity in crisis, especially if they were being serious or acted very stereotypically masculine, Dr. Matthews added.

    But the psychologist noted that in the posts mocking the "absolute madman" phenomenon, this doesn’t seem to be the case. "In fact, joking about breaking minor rules or acting as though small things are so extreme seems more like it’s poking fun at masculinity." So it looks like we’re likely moving towards a post-lad future where the "bantasaurus rexes" are faced with extinction.

    #10

    The Truely Highest Form

    The Truely Highest Form

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    #11

    No Need To Go That Far Mother

    No Need To Go That Far Mother

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    #12

    Mad Lass

    Mad Lass

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was Brian's pizza

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only right way to handle this situation

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is a dish best served round with cheese and pepperoni.

    Richard Schlong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, poor Brian will certainly suffer from her getting fat :D What a revenge!

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's a bit cut off your nose to spite your face...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one greasy pizza.

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it went through a paper towel and through the box, you found the worst pizza around

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you!! F**k Brian.

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the concerns were about her health and not her looks and she just didn't gave him time to explain. .... yeah f**k Brian for trying to help.

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    Joshua Moore
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any pizza is a personal pizza is you try hard enough!!

    Stormi Silengo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much none of these are ‘cringey’. Read the f*cking room BP.

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    But what lies behind the urge to share "power moves" online? "If we’re really being honest, anyone sharing anything online is seeking attention or recognition," Dr. Matthews explained. "Some people just from those they already know, but others from strangers too. It is generally regarded as a positive thing to get more likes or follows, and certainly some kind of notoriety or fame. And if you’re lucky, maybe even money or other deals."

    #13

    This Madlad

    This Madlad

    killHACKS Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they address it ASAP though?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They addressed it alright. They addressed it good. Not only that, but they addressed it within an inch of its life and when it was thoroughly addressed, the moved on satisfied in the knowledge that it could be addressed no more before running back and addressing it one more time. Then they went home

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    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait he's venting that there's feces everywhere... But in his bathroom?

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all that brown mess? Of course you'd need to vent. Otherwise you'd passed out.

    MeMosabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more! LOL!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really cracked me up. I honestly didn't expect that response.

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's BS tho. If they hadn't responded, people would have thought that was legit

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    #14

    Real Madlad

    Real Madlad

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New plan: anyone can make their pitch, JW, political canvasing, double glazing. They can talk about it, as long as they do the housework while they talk.

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do missionary service, and this is something we actually loved doing; even the "pitch" part was optional... We would do yardwork, move furniture, even dishes if you asked! I think whatever our respective beliefs are should be entirely secondary to the fact that you are a human being and deserve to be treated as such.

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    Lee Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was plagued with JWs, until she opened the door naked. Smoking a joint. She is savage, and they never came back.

    Candice Clack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep them busy so they don't talk to others.... This kids a super star. 🌟

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lengths you'll go to avoid talking about our lord and saviour

    heather Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mormons knocked on my door and asked if they could help us with anything. As it happened, my children and I were creating a condom gown for a charitable fashion show. We needed help opening each foil pack and unrolling the condom on a broom handle.

    The Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made an old JW woman run away screaming that I was possessed by the devil. All I did was pick up my Bible and start quoting chapter and verse to contradict what she was saying or to make my point. fyi I grew up Baptist. I no longer subscribe to organized religion.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had another way to get rid of them. Back when he was a theology student (becoming a priest) and they rang the door he invited them in and discussed the bible for a couple of hours. They never returned.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made his day. I usually bring them in, offer them water and cookies. Some of these tractors go out all day long without a break.

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    #15

    This Madman

    This Madman

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he's not related to The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. until you see the rabbit realLY GAVE EARS TO YOUUUUU!!!!

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have given it human ears.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not bunny ears, they're cuckold horns.

    Purple Gurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! The so called bunny ears represent the horn on the god PAN, and symbolically advertised a males...um...baby making juice capacity. Sorry, don't wanna get banned. So basically, giving bunny ears is advertising a other person's virility

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    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say ‘boys will be boys’, this is now the set precedent.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he showed that idiot rabbit 🐇!!! Showed him good!!!

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    Of course, people seek praise for various reasons, but one subtle impulse that drives this urge is our herd mentality. "Most people use some type of social media these days, and young people have had it just about their whole lives. It’s now normal to share things online, whether it’s serious or whether you are performing or portraying something else," the psychologist added.

    "So there’s the idea that everyone is doing it which leads people to be part of it, and then if someone wants to stand out, they might try to start trends or they follow trends, or they may try to one-up what others are doing. It’s kind of like the idea of street cred, yet online and/or in your school, community, or local area."

    #16

    The Absolute Chompers On This Lad

    The Absolute Chompers On This Lad

    StrangelyGrimm Report

    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rob is a Cyanide and Happiness cartoonist, great content there

    Alhara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can bring a sandwich on the plane though

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I got this" can only lead to interesting results.

    Tiffany Louise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you’re Opie from Sons of Anarchy .. 😢

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    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea hire him as Joey Chestnut's apprentice.

    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that honestly sound like something my dad would do…?

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    #17

    This Madlass

    This Madlass

    killHACKS , twitter.com Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the partner says "YES", might as well ruin more than holiday 🤭

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao leaving the other mortified and at a loss for words! It's deliciously evil!

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    Joi Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Man asks his boyfriend to marry him after he prayed to God the night before. In the prayer he asked God to give him a sign to let him know whether their love is meant to be.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows sand isn't like concrete, right?

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping to mess up someone's day or vacation.. Tell me you are an a**e without saying it.

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit messed up.

    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless somebody just happened to have to tie their shoe, at that exact spot, I can't imagine this actually tricking anybody.

    Robin C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck to the guy that marries her..l think that type of ill will to perfect strangers is kinda messed up

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is disturbing that some people actually support her attempts to mess up other random people's relationships.

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    #18

    This Madlad

    This Madlad

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    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hats off to this kid

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy : Answer "sure buddy no problem". Mute this group. Create a new group with everyone except the meme enthusiast. He will never be able to prove you have another group. You can tell him you don't post answers to e-quizzes anymore because it's obviously stupid and dangerous. And that's how you deal with blackmailing. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

    Natalie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are obviously the NBA commissioner.

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    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like seriously what's wrong with posting memes? We all need a laugh or two per day 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fun with friends and in appropriate situations. I have some groups that have a specific purpose (e.g. dog park group). If someone was posting memes every day that has nothing to do with group, that'd be very annoying. OP is spamming.

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    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought the phrase "Ball in your court" referred to tennis. Guess it works for basketball too.

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t negotiate with terrorists

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is going places.

    David Albro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ball's in your court" definitely not a reference to basketball

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    A brief scroll through the community shows that some of the heroes featured in this subreddit are shockingly young. As many of them are growing up and have likely reached adulthood by now, there’s a chance they look back on the decisions they made with regret. But, according to Dr. Matthews, everything depends on the content they’re posting. "If it’s pretty vanilla stuff, then they are probably just doing what they see other people doing and at some point, they will grow out of it."

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    "However, if it’s too extreme, as in illegal, dangerous, or inappropriate, then it could certainly have ramifications — either in the short or long run. Most of us have seen people lose jobs, have scholarships or admissions offers revoked, or people getting injured or arrested," he continued. "It’s likely that the more extreme the content, whatever it is, the more likely you are to end up regretting it later."

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    #19

    No One Even Noticed!

    No One Even Noticed!

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best one I've seen is a car with plates that spell a m a m o y. I passed him and looked in my rear view and it's spelled yo mama.

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this his butts*x face?

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even the Bored Panda censor noticed, apparently

    John Legere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looking at it straight on it also says size 32 titty u ate

    TheKitKatLizard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a X3 face posing with a hand under its chin 2 saying titty u ate Or just a X3 face saying 2 titty u ate A world of possibilities

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    FusterCluck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a transit van with the plate X32 ROC or “COR SEX” in a rear view mirror

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    #20

    Fast Food Worker Admits Tampering With Food

    Fast Food Worker Admits Tampering With Food

    pashbrown Report

    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't breath the way I'm laughing to hard at this

    QibliOfTheSandWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna be another hour before I can catch my breath lmfao

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still laugh at the famous ‘None Pizza with Left Beef’

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought. Tbh I was disappointed it wasn't that.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people want to watch the world burn

    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you ever try putting them on upside down? that'd really mess'em up..

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a none pizza with left beef! This is a none pizza with right beef!

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    #21

    This Madman

    This Madman

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    Papa Het
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real genius right here

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just came from the thread about Venmo beggars. This is funny

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I send $1M, may I have the first copy?

    Jen M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all just got a full copy of the guide right? For free? No dollar needed. Thank u sir.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the cost of publishing, printing and postage will bankrupt him

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he make a physical copy? The guide will only consist of a few sentences basically telling them to do what he just did. It could be a Google doc, if he wants to make up something that looks official.

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    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people will fall for it. But is he using twitter?

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would send him a dollar just to see if he could do it! -

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you doing, closing in on that 1st dollar yet?

    Carrie Shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude will become a millionaire when a million people send him a dollar XD

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    To the madmen who are overreacting to totally normal things in life, to the absolute legends who go and do it, Dr. Matthews offered a few pieces of advice: "Be careful out there and think about what you’re doing before doing it. I understand most people are just having fun and they certainly don’t want to get hurt, in any trouble, or exclude themselves from any future opportunities."

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    "I’ve always been a fan of the 'post as though your grandmother was going to see it' rule. You could even make it your mom, your principal, your coach, or your future boss, spouse, or child. If you’re into pushing the envelope online, five seconds of thinking ahead could make a huge difference in your life," the clinical psychologist concluded.

    #22

    This Madman

    This Madman

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get w new accountant start shrinking another state, I'm thinking minnesota

    Brightly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas for sure. They need to be taken down a notch!

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    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stationed in baghdad back in 2007 and 2008 we would edit wikipedia pages--- zero chance of them knowing the i.p address or who we really were.... I was the ravenmaster at the tower of london for 6 months before it got changed.

    theoneandonlynoira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have another confession...when I'm very bored, I go on wikipedia and change the milkshake definition to "a drink that is known to bring all the boys to the yard." Every single time I've done it, somebody reports me almost immediately and I get a warning or temporary ban. Seriously, some people have nothing to do but stalk the milkshake wikipedia page and watch for changes lol

    Felix Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying, I'd check the wikipedia page. idk how long my change will last

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    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe re register and start making Michigan have individual fingers rather than looking like a mitten? slowly....over time...

    ~MushroomFrog~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the globe and kick out Russia

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just creates heartbreak and Missouri.

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure , you made Missouri larger and now Illinois is feeling the pinch...damn you!! I bet you like daylight savings too!

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    #23

    Madlad Waited 9 Years For A Yo Mama Joke

    Madlad Waited 9 Years For A Yo Mama Joke

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    Papa Het
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not have the patience for this

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the attention span for this. Bravo!

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you look up dedication in a dictionary this should be an example

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saying "example" instead of "definition".

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have been "9 months" because then you get to insult your friend at the same time as his mother.

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I am impressed by Richard's commitment. I would have forgotten to finish the joke.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was funny for the first 8 years and 364 days, but after 9 years? Not so much.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am I the only one who actually deletes texts regularly?

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can absolutely see myself doing that 😅

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    #24

    What A Madlad

    What A Madlad

    Newtosaur12 , twitter.com Report

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious ... what happens when you have to walk up to the stage? Aren't you getting someone else's certificate?

    Missmegs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In bigger universities the diploma holder is empty and you give your name when you go up, keeping diplomas and people in order is difficult when there's several hundred graduating at once. That was my experience at least.

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the comically small mortarboard perched atop his big ol’ bulbous bonce!

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except someone will lose out when they don't have enough names to call :(

    Rob Eman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not nice to call names. Also they keep extra fake diplomas on stage just for this reason....

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    Carrie Shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, you graduated college in 0.000.000.000.001 seconds!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you still work at Dominos LOL

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    #25

    I Have A Copy Of It Right Here

    I Have A Copy Of It Right Here

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its late here im gonna get banned pls don't

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.... the original, 1936 code? Not the amended code? That is so fcking hot! My wife is going to love this!!!!

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *heavy breathing* LOL need to call therapist :D

    howdylee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an architect, this is how you talk dirty to me :D

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Building codes just turn me on

    Katherine Forest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know....I get pretty excited about building codes....especially if they need to be updated!

    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it's his fetish so he loses?

    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you send me a picture of it wrapped in a thong?

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    #26

    He Actually Went And Did It!

    He Actually Went And Did It!

    killHACKS , twitter.com Report

    The only Plueschopossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a bar with a friend last weekend. After 3 beers and several shots I switched to drinking water to prevent some really bad headache the next day. But it wasn't possible to order water without some sassy comments from the barkeeper ಠ_ಠ Even after this amount of alcohol. That's really crazy.

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign of a bad bartender! Most of us LOVE when customers know their limits.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with going to a bar simply to enjoy the atmosphere if one is meeting friends or just wants to get out by doesn’t drink, etc.?

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not get it until I read the comments. Did not see anything odd and still can‘t, really. This is not unvommon here.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do. But I'm sober, so...hahaha

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's mostly all I ever drink. Sometimes soda water. With ice and lemon.

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    #27

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    JisatsuRyu Report

    noodle said what
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm the only 1 not getting the joke x-x

    Ela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are cussing out their chronic illness, type 1 diabetes. Their friend responds as if Type 1 were instead a request or instruction . And the comment section is doing likewise in support.

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    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person is Type 1diabetic.nit funny

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    #28

    Madlad Doesn’t Care What The Wife Says When She’s Not Around

    Madlad Doesn’t Care What The Wife Says When She’s Not Around

    scientisttiger Report

    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know....he looks exactly like the kind of guy who'd do this...

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of an elderly aunt, who wouldn't let the dog into the lounge. Every time she went out shopping, my uncle would put newspaper on the couch and invite the dog in for a tickle session. He did it once whilst I was there, but forgot I was there, and then an embarrased 'please don't tell'. This was 40 years ago and both are happily sleeping, so I CAN tell now.

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that he was considerate enough to put them on an old shirt, on top of the couch cover.

    Electric Mayhem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a selfie, he has an accomplice that he's trying to cover for. SHE'S ONTO YOU!

    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can of worms opened……doesn’t seem worth all the hype.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle had a worm farm in his basement. It took up most of the basement!

    Stacy Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he covered all the furniture first 😅

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    #29

    Woodworking Madlad

    Woodworking Madlad

    King0fTheNorthh Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something wrong with me,. I love it. Id buy that over a normal one

    Thomas BURNEY II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s making me itch lol there’s nothing I can do

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    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually wouldn't be mad at this; however, people need to bear in mind that OCD is a huge spectrum, and it often goes beyond being a bit quirky and hating things to be out of place.

    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people use OCD, an actual diagnosable medical condition, as shorthand for being slightly annoyed.

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too "out of place". It doesn't trigger OCD. It can even be categorized as "art". The real OCD piece would be just annoyingly off the pattern, but not much.

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you and your abomination of a chopping board!!!!

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one, I would buy one like this. I have OCD, but this board makes me happy, it doesn't trigger my OCD. I guess because it's clearly meant to be out of sync?

    Merrill N. Munro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is both pure evil and pure genius. Well done.

    Nick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts squirming uncontrollably*

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    #30

    Absolute Madlad

    Absolute Madlad

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    Papa Het
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might have stolen many spoons, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MINE 🥄 MUHAUWHAUHA

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. It's infuriating isn't it. Businesses provide crappy plastic cutlery to save a few pennies, and everyone including our children's children's children gets to suffer for it.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...when all you need is a knife

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶It's like meeting the man of your dreams... and meeting his beautiful wife.🎶

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    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um. have you had sex with anyone besides yourself this past year, big guy?

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe his girlfriend also likes his spoon collection.

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    Chris Hooley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoon Man! 🎶 (for the Millenials etc in the room: Soundgarden 1994.)

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why so many people are low on spoons? It's his fault!

    Ingrid Nog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an autistic person, I'm jealous of that many spoons and how many chores he can get done with those!!!

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some random kid gave our band teacher like five forks from lunch so now everybody just takes a s**t ton of forks and gives them to him. He started hanging them around the room in paths and around pictures on the wall. He has enough to go twice around the room and still have some left

    Rowan Fulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you... I like sporks!

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    #31

    Oh My God Somebody Must Stop Him

    Oh My God Somebody Must Stop Him

    Gekko-Flekko Report

    Papa Het
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cliff Burton of fish🖕

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Digitus Medius” using that on my friends

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying doing it on shark

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you have a paper cut on the middle finger.

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    Nyxonia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just checked...you know...if its a real thing.. it is. and they are at 62,5k followers now :D

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do that everyday with our plastic. Careful where you point that, Bruce might take offense and relieve you of that digit

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same to ya, little bitches anyway..

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the immortal alien from Hitchhikers guide to the universe. It goes around all time and space, and delivers a personal insult. To Every Being That Has Ever Lived. Every. Being.

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    #32

    Mad Lad Has Grate Time At Desert Daze

    Mad Lad Has Grate Time At Desert Daze

    darkdaze Report

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That joke was pretty gouda. At least it's a lot cheddar than anything I could come up with. Um... Gruyere!

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viagra Boys? Is that the new name for the Rolling Stones?

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are surprisingly as fantastic as your comment.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ban pre-shredded cheese!! Make America grate again!!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this how you tell the guitarist he’s shredding it?

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause I'm not your average punk rock dude.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it was melting onto the heads

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    #33

    This Madman

    This Madman

    killHACKS Report

    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waste of food and money and TIME

    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well no....that's a cornbread bed. you'd have to just shuck and husk ears of corn onto his bed to make it a cornbed, really.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he laid down some clean trash bags beforehand.

    RJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quote Chris Rock from his hit song 'No Sex in the Champagne Room': CORNBREAD! Ain't nothin' wrong with that!

    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro it's even funnier if you assume guy in red is OP and his roommate is just off-camera catching him in the act.

    Jeremy Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cornbread-324r - 324a = Cornbed

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    #34

    This Madman

    This Madman

    killHACKS Report

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO FUKCING WAY 🤯🤯🤯🤯

    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time, i went to the teacher's room and switched my mechanical pencil with her more fancy mechanical pencil... 6th grade 😱😱😱😱

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    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That teacher is still looking for ya. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!

    Shagun Srivastava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too. such rebels, this person and i.

    theoneandonlynoira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my friends took one of those fancy erasers from the art teacher by mistake. they planned to give it back but out of sheer pettiness, they did not.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine all the things she forgot over the years because she couldn't write herself a note.

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what—this makes me want to go on a field trip without a permission slip.

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    #35

    Madlad Removes Tag That Told Him Not To

    Madlad Removes Tag That Told Him Not To

    Dunger97 Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for it (perhaps keep an extinguisher at hand)

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the OP has since died in a terrible fire. He is survived by two young children who will never know the love of their father due to his hubris. Let this be a lesson to us all. Don't have kids

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was five I accidentally ripped the tag off of my pillow and was convinced I would be jailed. Used to hide whenever I heard a police car drive by

    bart simpson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always remove these tags because the gum on the back spreads after a while and makes the cord sticky.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police will be coming. Remember what happened to Mickey in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you're going to jail forever

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never "close cover before striking"!

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recall mattress tags such as that!

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he was never heard from again.

    pat manna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did you get it off that clean? i always have adhesive left behind.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've removed tags from mattresses. Still waiting for that knock at the door some night.

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    #36

    The Ultimate Flex

    The Ultimate Flex

    reddit.com Report

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you name a hill something like that?? What’s the story behind it? Nvm I can guess..

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it was named after the time a Dutch person climbed it and exclaimed 'poepoe' (which sounds the same). It's an expression that indicates the person is impressed (can also be used sarcastically when they're not).

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    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nerd flex of the day: The folksy name is a reference to the steam whistle sounds heard throughout the Tigers in the early days of logging. More recently (1970s) the area around Poo Poo Point was logged by its then owners, Weyerhaeuser Corporation. They even took the stumps! The result is a large clear area used now as a launching pad by paragliders who generally backpack their lightweight gear up the Chirico Trail, or sometimes arrive by minibus. The Point also offers a fine view northwest across Issaquah and Lake Sammamish toward Bellevue's downtown. To the west are Squak and Cougar Mountains, with a hint of Seattle's tallest buildings showing beyond.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they'd brought a pu-pu platter picnic...

    Shawn Barry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, did you take a dump up there?

    Tommy Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Washington where is it?

    ZombieRedfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did he take a poo poo on Poo Poo Point?

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a better name of a place!!! Lake Titicaca 😆😆😆 who would do this! Funny AF!!!

    Devin Schmitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The folksy name is a reference to the steam whistle sounds heard throughout the Tigers in the early days of logging. More recently (1970s) the area around Poo Poo Point was logged by the Weyerhaeuser Corporation. They even took the stumps! The result is a large clear area used now as a launching pad by paragliders who generally backpack their lightweight gear up the Chirico Trail. The Point also offers a fine view northwest across Issaquah and Lake Sammamish toward Bellevue's downtown. To the west are Squak and Cougar Mountains, with a hint of Seattle's tallest buildings showing beyond.

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    #37

    This Madlad

    This Madlad

    killHACKS Report

    Papa Het
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even have a phone at 10 what💀

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? What time did you get your phone? I got mine around 4 in the afternoon. 😅

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    Acestarx (They/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute. I'm in middle school and it's currently 4 am on a school night. I'm going to die.

    raincloud the whalien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 10 I'd advanced enough not to sleep at all

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who was already staying up till three at ten: 😎

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so now you'll be tired all day dummy

    AutumnSong2009
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I went to bed at 8:30 (and still do as a teen)

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do that unless you were getting up at 4:30 AM?

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    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had a 9pm bedtime until he went to college. I don't honestly remember having a bedtime once I hit about 10. As long as I was quiet and got up without hassle in the morning my mom didn't care.

    Maddy W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, I went to bed at 7 at that age!

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    #38

    Absolutely Mad

    Absolutely Mad

    killHACKS Report

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My totally d*ckless BIL put a 450 emblem on his Ford 150. I was laughing at him in the parking lot as he's "explaining" that it's just a joke and other Ford truck owners would "get it". Three HUGE guys come walking over and asked him to "explain" it to them. F*ck it, he & I always hated each other any way. Just wish he been caught putting Harley stickers on his Honda.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore my DC ladies night t-shirt (wonder woman et al) to The Avengers movie 😃

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaaa??? Is this even legal??? Legend!

    Savanna Thornton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact 3DS. With the Pokemon decals

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    #39

    It's Madlad Mayhem Over In Casualuk!

    It's Madlad Mayhem Over In Casualuk!

    FoobarWreck Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give him extra pickles all over whatever her ordered

    Dark Pigeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I joked at a restaurant when we ordered the surprise menu. I told them I'll eat anything as long as it isn't melon or grapefruit. When he brought in the first plate it had a piece of tomato.. to which I joked that I hated tomatoes as wel.. we laughed.. and he added tomato's to EVERYTHING!!! I ordered that evening.. including the drinks, and my dessert. After all that he told us that they had such a great time in the kitchen putting tomatoe's on everything that was for me.

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    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you buy a carbonated drink sweetened with over 5g sugar per 100ml here in the UK, you get charged extra. It was intended to convince people to buy them less so manufacturers would reduce the sugar content to tackle childhood obesity.

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    RJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me they gave you pickle. I would totally give you pickle.

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sugar task sounds fantastic. It would've probably stopped me from ordering Cinnabon yesterday

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with you? NO PICKLE??

    David Bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is the sugar tax, i thought it was just tax for sales tax

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    #40

    He's Right

    He's Right

    Serious-Ad-8168 Report

    Ashish Nigam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best part the one whp asked which frog was the one who made the video

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "you gotta eat that frog". The saying did not invent itself 🙄

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    #41

    It's Going To Be Mental!

    It's Going To Be Mental!

    GauntGhuol Report

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😭😭😭 Thinking about it more than 3 days in advance

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me, but with everything. I think about stuff and getting anxious years in advance, lmao

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    R F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how it went!

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    #42

    He Is Mad!!

    He Is Mad!!

    Zophiekitty Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can now have designated shopping lines at home.

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crime Spree ! Cereal Killings next !

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once found a traffic conein a shopping cart walking home drunk after a work christmas party. Still have the cone :-)

    Phyllis Turbin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. The cart costs the store a couple hundred bucks.

    Bruce Robb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where will he keep him them? Seems like they'd take up a lot of room.

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average day on discord..

    Nope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit, man...steal a shopping cart if you need to BUT NOT THE LITTLE 2 BASKET ONE! I can never find one of those when I want one...

    Bananananananana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is bad, you should see the average schlatt fan 😬

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    #43

    Sheer Insanity!

    Sheer Insanity!

    thebrownishbomber Report

    ELEPHANT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I-is it fecking ✨rAw✨?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that people eat raw broccoli in salads all the time, so it's not unhealthy, but the idea of someone eating (part of) a raw uncut broccoli on the tram just feels sooo weird, I absolutely love it, hilarious.

    raincloud the whalien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched someone eat onions raw on the subway. Very prim-looking, they were wearing a tweed suit and skirt ensemble. Reached into a BVLGARI bucket bag and pulled out...two onions. Put one back and ate the other like nothing else.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like broccoli on a tram. I do not like broccoli on a ram. I will not eat it, Sam I Am.

    Jonny Chevalier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well he won't get cancer if he keeps this up..

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better raw than cooked. People talk about fish in the work microwave but never the smell of cooked broccoli in the office.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use it as a microphone and sing" like a vegan "from Madonna For more attention add some bridal headpieces 😁😁😁

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    #44

    Madlad’s A Breaker Of Bones

    Madlad’s A Breaker Of Bones

    HowSR Report

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he did not break his own bones

    Vasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    were they someone else's bones?

    Roland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but I will never leave that group

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just like Edward Norton in Fight Club.

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    #45

    This Madman

    This Madman

    killHACKS Report

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stress causes some to not be able to eat, and others ... Well ... 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a stress eater. During my Uni finals I ate a family sized bar of Galaxy and a whole Pringles salt and vinegar pack (dipped in philidelphia cheese of course) before each exam. All at the same time. Gained about 10lbs in two weeks but aced the exams.

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    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to go to poo poo mountain.

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand why people are still buying food there. All you hear about that chain is that no matter what you eat you get 100% diarreah. Like they just buy the food waste from other chains like mcdirt, let it rot, mix it, press it in shape and then sell it to thoses idiots. ... do these people get horny from their diarreah or why do they still go there?

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're still alive? Chipotle is the grim reaper of faux Mexican food.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a cry for help.

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    #46

    No, I Don't Think I Will

    No, I Don't Think I Will

    Pocomics Report

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    #47

    This Madlad On Yt Shorts Has Been Drinking Water Every Day For Over 3 Years

    This Madlad On Yt Shorts Has Been Drinking Water Every Day For Over 3 Years

    StiggyTheRaptor21 Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I that how I make myself drink more water? Start taking youtube shorts until I can't stop, because I would ruin my streak?

    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but his shirt be inside out and backwards lol

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He kinda looks ill.

    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think it's just the camera angle & unbrushed hair. i have the same hair texture & i look similar to him most mornings, lol. i look like a totally different, much less feral person once i get all the knots & frizziness under control 😅

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    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, nothing can make me drink water!

    #48

    Whoah, Slow Down There ?

    Whoah, Slow Down There ?

    PrimaryRabbit Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my kid is not ready for social media, I could see him doing this 🙄🤦‍♀️

    axle f
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you realize there are cameras and stuff? be careful

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With such a pair of balls, he might end up being a SEAL