“Mad Lads”: 45 Times People Tried Acting Like Absolute Rebels And Got Hilarious Results (New Pics)
Legends, rebels, absolute maniacs, or whatever you want to call them, some people were born to live on the edge. To embrace a world without order, to flirt with danger, and to go completely off the rails, blaring, "Chaos is my middle name!" These are the madmen who are brave enough to eat cereal with ice cream. Who feel like going to a bar to grab a pint of water — and do it. Who borrow a pen from the teacher and, dare I say it... never return it.
Welcome to the 'Mad Lads' universe where people poke fun at the "maddest" heroes on Reddit. The 1.7-million-strong online group is dedicated to "those bantasaurus rexes who can’t be contained," allowing us to laugh at their hilarious results. Thanks to this amusing community, we get to see a hilariously entertaining collection of the best "power moves" that turned out to be not as extreme as the lads believed them to be.
Below, we've gathered some of the best posts from the group to share with you, so continue scrolling! Be sure to upvote the most ridiculous ones, tell us which were your favorites in the comments, and and don’t miss the chat we had about the phenomenon with licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews.
Psst! Check out even more hilarious examples from previous Bored Panda pieces on this feature right here and here.
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Megamind As A Total Madlad
OP wrote, "Today one of the elderly librarians looked concerned and asked if I was ok. I told her I conquered the need for sleep several weeks ago and at my current pace of learning, in 6 years I will build a time machine and travel back to become her grandfather. She fainted," and, "I emailed the library staff with a message that stated it was digitally transcribed directly from my thoughts. I had transcended any need for a physical form & was traveling all of space and time as consciousness. They would not be seeing me again (please forgive any late fees)."
Load More Replies..."Aww, how sweet. This guy want's to read as many books as possible before his brain tumor kills him."
Mad Mike Check
May I have your attention please? Will the real Michael please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
According to the internet database Know Your Meme, the origin of the term "lad" comes from the media-driven, primarily British and Irish subculture of the 1990s and early 2000s called "laddism". Soon enough, the word became a popular internet slang describing principally young men who are drinking, partying, and, well, simply having a good time while trying to impress everyone around them.
The meme really took off after the phrase "absolute madman" started popping up on social media under pictures of pitiful nights out, including the well-known image of Dean lying on the floor. These posts helped to promote the slang term so much that it even spawned the 'Mad Lads' subreddit dedicated purely to these "unsung heroes" in 2015.
Since then, the community has been documenting the phenomenon of British masculinity at its weirdest and sharing the most ridiculous examples to ever grace social networks. And even though now the British lad culture seems to be withering, the group continues to immortalize their "power moves" with an ironic twist. Or, as Vice columnist Roisin Kiberd explained, "It's a joke on the Mad Lads, masquerading as a community for them."
This Belongs Here
I just got tiny rubber ducks for my moms house... and I think about rehiding them after she found them....
When my husband went out of town my daughter and I hid 250 tiny plastic yellow ducks everywhere. It has been three months and he is still finding them.
Load More Replies...I had a small collection of rubber ducks on top of my cubicle wall. People from other departments heard about it and donated their rubber ducks so there were quite a few. Mostly yellow but some other colors. I had all my ducks in a row. During the Easter season, my supervisor replaced one of the yellow ducks with a Peep after I had gone home for the day. The next day she came over and while we were talking business she took one of the ducks off my cubicle, the Peep, and took a bite out of it. Very few times in my life have I been struck speechless but this was one of them. Well planned and executed.
I know I will get downvoted so much for this but...It's all fun and games until veterinarians are surgically removing them from pets and wildlife. Can we suggest pranks that don't involve a shít ton of plastic?
That's what I was thinking. Can we come up with a less wasteful option? If it were edible miniatures, you'd have to be careful with shelf life, rats etc. Wood or clay wouldn't be better for children or pets, either. Do you have any ideas?
Load More Replies...No. These sort of products are just waste. They serve no point and continue to ruin our environment. Not cute. Not funny. Destructive
It *is* funny, but you are also 100% correct. There's no reason that this couldn't be done with something less environmentally damaging like tiny paper cranes. It's a shame that our society is so thoughtless with the future.
Load More Replies...If finding small plastic babies everywhere is enough to make him leave then it's a bullet dodged.
Load More Replies...Exactly! It’s plastic garbage waste that shouldn’t be produced in the first place and now there’s tons of them floating around forever in our earths pores because of “funny” people like this.
Load More Replies...True Malicious Compliance By A Mad Lad
This sounds like it would cause more problems for the student themselves than the teacher.
I read somewhere of a similar situation - no laptop. So that guy bought old school typewriter instead. Imagine the sound; clinck, clanck, kriuttttt (the sound of carriage return)
There’s a video of such a situation on YouTube. I’m not sure if we can post links here, so I guarantee those of you who look for it will not be disappointed. It’s hilariously interesting!
Load More Replies...It does say the post was 13 years ago, and his college attendance may have been several years before that.
Load More Replies...Nobody takes Organic Chemistry their first semester of college. It is an upper level course with several pre-requisites. This entire story is b******t.
Once the group started gaining more traction and made the top five subreddits site-wide, Philip, the creator of the group, started receiving comments from people wondering what this community is all about. "A lot of the time, people will be led to us by an 'absolute madman' comment, and they'll understand pretty quickly that it's a parody of lad humor," Philip said in an interview with Vice.
While there are many notoriously famous 'Mad Lad' figures, such as the Ruari in the bath and Owen with a pen in his hair, "The one that always stands out to me is that guy saying 'Never let me drink and have a broom,'" Philip revealed. "It's just so perfect. He's cleaning up, doing something quite positive, while probably very drunk. And the description implies he's doing something completely mad."
This Madman
I have very little faith in humanity, but the faith I do have lies in the true hero’s, teachers, food delivery people, and garbage men/woman
Load More Replies...One of the local pizza guys back in the 90s would stop for beer and smokes. We didn't have instructions section, we just called up there and asked lol
You shouldn't have been down voted. But obviously they did, and I bet the extra tip money was very convincing, otherwise the driver would have said no.
Load More Replies...Office Madlad
Dang! The stapler gets out more than I do. I wanna be office stationery in my next life.
Well, the stapler doesn't seem to be very stationery at all.
Load More Replies...Better: do it with photo shop, leave a new image every day, taped up somewhere in the office. Start with different locations in the building, then the parking lot, every day a little further away, and take the photos of the locations after work, then post the next morning, so they're current. Move across the street, recognisable local locations. The idea is to make people think that someone is stealing the stapler, and bringing it back again, every single night.
This reminds me of a story from a long time ago about a prank where 2 guys took a frog lawn ornament from a yard then proceeded to take him on vacation sending pictures and letters home from the frog. After like a year he was returned home in a limo unharmed. Not sure the link will work I've never done it before but it's about 'Phil the Frog's. https://www.hollandsentinel.com/story/news/2008/06/19/after-10-years-phil-frog/47733092007/
If they threaten to fire you for removing it, just say the pics are photoshopped!
https://www.google.com/search?q=office+space+my+stapler+guy&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS703US703&oq=office+space+my+stapler+guy&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160j33i22i29i30l7.7693j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
To hear more about the phenomenon from an expert, we reached out to Dr. Jesse Matthews, Psy.D., a licensed clinical psychologist based in Chester Springs, PA. He explained he has seen examples of this behavior online, and most of them looked like jokes.
"Some posts showed signs with rules like 'do not touch the glass' at the zoo with the poster touching the glass and #absolutemadman. In another, a guy posted his burger order, which included just about every topping." As none of these actions are all that extreme, humor comes into the picture, Dr. Matthews told Bored Panda.
Well Played
Guy at Leeds Fest did this but with drugs.....he thought he was a bad a**e till security realised. Guy went to prison!
i mean if it was the kind of festival where they were selling vodka but ridiculously overpriced, i guess the vodka thing would be.. not illegal? idk how it works
Load More Replies...It was polish, luxiurous, super premium vodka Belvedere. Cheers from Poland ;-)
Our local festival uses drug sniffing dogs around the grounds to catch these before the festival starts. And might also arrest people trying to dig them up?
This Madlad
Also, that looks like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Heavenly 💕
Load More Replies...*POOF* there goes my appetite for the bowl of cereal in my hand. Now I crave ice cream AND cereal.
I was out of creamer once so I put some vanilla ice cream in my coffee-it honestly tasted better than with creamer ha
It's an Italian dessert. Affogato al caffè. Wonderful.
Load More Replies...Hang on, is that those crispy, crunchy Golden Grahams under that ice cream? Hand me a spoon, that sounds delicious!
Yummmmmmm 🤤 now just add chocolate sauce and you're all set 👌
Madlad Coworker
Previously, "mad lads" seemed to showcase a vain and self-absorbed side of themselves by presenting an edgy persona to simply gain attention. In a sense, these young men were the product of masculinity in crisis, especially if they were being serious or acted very stereotypically masculine, Dr. Matthews added.
But the psychologist noted that in the posts mocking the "absolute madman" phenomenon, this doesn’t seem to be the case. "In fact, joking about breaking minor rules or acting as though small things are so extreme seems more like it’s poking fun at masculinity." So it looks like we’re likely moving towards a post-lad future where the "bantasaurus rexes" are faced with extinction.
The Truely Highest Form
No Need To Go That Far Mother
Mad Lass
Oh yes, poor Brian will certainly suffer from her getting fat :D What a revenge!
Load More Replies...If it went through a paper towel and through the box, you found the worst pizza around
Load More Replies...What if the concerns were about her health and not her looks and she just didn't gave him time to explain. .... yeah f**k Brian for trying to help.
Load More Replies...But what lies behind the urge to share "power moves" online? "If we’re really being honest, anyone sharing anything online is seeking attention or recognition," Dr. Matthews explained. "Some people just from those they already know, but others from strangers too. It is generally regarded as a positive thing to get more likes or follows, and certainly some kind of notoriety or fame. And if you’re lucky, maybe even money or other deals."
This Madlad
They addressed it alright. They addressed it good. Not only that, but they addressed it within an inch of its life and when it was thoroughly addressed, the moved on satisfied in the knowledge that it could be addressed no more before running back and addressing it one more time. Then they went home
Load More Replies...Wait he's venting that there's feces everywhere... But in his bathroom?
Real Madlad
New plan: anyone can make their pitch, JW, political canvasing, double glazing. They can talk about it, as long as they do the housework while they talk.
I used to do missionary service, and this is something we actually loved doing; even the "pitch" part was optional... We would do yardwork, move furniture, even dishes if you asked! I think whatever our respective beliefs are should be entirely secondary to the fact that you are a human being and deserve to be treated as such.
Load More Replies...Keep them busy so they don't talk to others.... This kids a super star. 🌟
The Mormons knocked on my door and asked if they could help us with anything. As it happened, my children and I were creating a condom gown for a charitable fashion show. We needed help opening each foil pack and unrolling the condom on a broom handle.
Made his day. I usually bring them in, offer them water and cookies. Some of these tractors go out all day long without a break.
This Madman
.. until you see the rabbit realLY GAVE EARS TO YOUUUUU!!!!
Exactly! The so called bunny ears represent the horn on the god PAN, and symbolically advertised a males...um...baby making juice capacity. Sorry, don't wanna get banned. So basically, giving bunny ears is advertising a other person's virility
Load More Replies...Of course, people seek praise for various reasons, but one subtle impulse that drives this urge is our herd mentality. "Most people use some type of social media these days, and young people have had it just about their whole lives. It’s now normal to share things online, whether it’s serious or whether you are performing or portraying something else," the psychologist added.
"So there’s the idea that everyone is doing it which leads people to be part of it, and then if someone wants to stand out, they might try to start trends or they follow trends, or they may try to one-up what others are doing. It’s kind of like the idea of street cred, yet online and/or in your school, community, or local area."
The Absolute Chompers On This Lad
This Madlass
Lmao leaving the other mortified and at a loss for words! It's deliciously evil!
Load More Replies...It is disturbing that some people actually support her attempts to mess up other random people's relationships.
This Madlad
Easy : Answer "sure buddy no problem". Mute this group. Create a new group with everyone except the meme enthusiast. He will never be able to prove you have another group. You can tell him you don't post answers to e-quizzes anymore because it's obviously stupid and dangerous. And that's how you deal with blackmailing. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Yeah like seriously what's wrong with posting memes? We all need a laugh or two per day 🤷🏼♀️
It's fun with friends and in appropriate situations. I have some groups that have a specific purpose (e.g. dog park group). If someone was posting memes every day that has nothing to do with group, that'd be very annoying. OP is spamming.
Load More Replies...I always thought the phrase "Ball in your court" referred to tennis. Guess it works for basketball too.
A brief scroll through the community shows that some of the heroes featured in this subreddit are shockingly young. As many of them are growing up and have likely reached adulthood by now, there’s a chance they look back on the decisions they made with regret. But, according to Dr. Matthews, everything depends on the content they’re posting. "If it’s pretty vanilla stuff, then they are probably just doing what they see other people doing and at some point, they will grow out of it."
"However, if it’s too extreme, as in illegal, dangerous, or inappropriate, then it could certainly have ramifications — either in the short or long run. Most of us have seen people lose jobs, have scholarships or admissions offers revoked, or people getting injured or arrested," he continued. "It’s likely that the more extreme the content, whatever it is, the more likely you are to end up regretting it later."
No One Even Noticed!
The best one I've seen is a car with plates that spell a m a m o y. I passed him and looked in my rear view and it's spelled yo mama.
I wonder if these two know each other. Could just be my curiosity, though.
Load More Replies...Or a X3 face posing with a hand under its chin 2 saying titty u ate Or just a X3 face saying 2 titty u ate A world of possibilities
Load More Replies...I had a transit van with the plate X32 ROC or “COR SEX” in a rear view mirror
Fast Food Worker Admits Tampering With Food
Gonna be another hour before I can catch my breath lmfao
Load More Replies...That was my first thought. Tbh I was disappointed it wasn't that.
Load More Replies...This Madman
Where the cost of publishing, printing and postage will bankrupt him
Why would he make a physical copy? The guide will only consist of a few sentences basically telling them to do what he just did. It could be a Google doc, if he wants to make up something that looks official.
Load More Replies...This dude will become a millionaire when a million people send him a dollar XD
To the madmen who are overreacting to totally normal things in life, to the absolute legends who go and do it, Dr. Matthews offered a few pieces of advice: "Be careful out there and think about what you’re doing before doing it. I understand most people are just having fun and they certainly don’t want to get hurt, in any trouble, or exclude themselves from any future opportunities."
"I’ve always been a fan of the 'post as though your grandmother was going to see it' rule. You could even make it your mom, your principal, your coach, or your future boss, spouse, or child. If you’re into pushing the envelope online, five seconds of thinking ahead could make a huge difference in your life," the clinical psychologist concluded.
This Madman
Get w new accountant start shrinking another state, I'm thinking minnesota
stationed in baghdad back in 2007 and 2008 we would edit wikipedia pages--- zero chance of them knowing the i.p address or who we really were.... I was the ravenmaster at the tower of london for 6 months before it got changed.
I have another confession...when I'm very bored, I go on wikipedia and change the milkshake definition to "a drink that is known to bring all the boys to the yard." Every single time I've done it, somebody reports me almost immediately and I get a warning or temporary ban. Seriously, some people have nothing to do but stalk the milkshake wikipedia page and watch for changes lol
Just saying, I'd check the wikipedia page. idk how long my change will last
Load More Replies...Madlad Waited 9 Years For A Yo Mama Joke
Thank you for saying "example" instead of "definition".
Load More Replies...Lol I am impressed by Richard's commitment. I would have forgotten to finish the joke.
What A Madlad
Curious ... what happens when you have to walk up to the stage? Aren't you getting someone else's certificate?
In bigger universities the diploma holder is empty and you give your name when you go up, keeping diplomas and people in order is difficult when there's several hundred graduating at once. That was my experience at least.
Load More Replies...I love the comically small mortarboard perched atop his big ol’ bulbous bonce!
Except someone will lose out when they don't have enough names to call :(
It's not nice to call names. Also they keep extra fake diplomas on stage just for this reason....
Load More Replies...I Have A Copy Of It Right Here
Wait.... the original, 1936 code? Not the amended code? That is so fcking hot! My wife is going to love this!!!!
I don't know....I get pretty excited about building codes....especially if they need to be updated!
He Actually Went And Did It!
I went to a bar with a friend last weekend. After 3 beers and several shots I switched to drinking water to prevent some really bad headache the next day. But it wasn't possible to order water without some sassy comments from the barkeeper ಠ_ಠ Even after this amount of alcohol. That's really crazy.
Sign of a bad bartender! Most of us LOVE when customers know their limits.
Load More Replies...What’s wrong with going to a bar simply to enjoy the atmosphere if one is meeting friends or just wants to get out by doesn’t drink, etc.?
I did not get it until I read the comments. Did not see anything odd and still can‘t, really. This is not unvommon here.
That's mostly all I ever drink. Sometimes soda water. With ice and lemon.
1
They are cussing out their chronic illness, type 1 diabetes. Their friend responds as if Type 1 were instead a request or instruction . And the comment section is doing likewise in support.
Load More Replies...Madlad Doesn’t Care What The Wife Says When She’s Not Around
Reminds me of an elderly aunt, who wouldn't let the dog into the lounge. Every time she went out shopping, my uncle would put newspaper on the couch and invite the dog in for a tickle session. He did it once whilst I was there, but forgot I was there, and then an embarrased 'please don't tell'. This was 40 years ago and both are happily sleeping, so I CAN tell now.
I like that he was considerate enough to put them on an old shirt, on top of the couch cover.
That's not a selfie, he has an accomplice that he's trying to cover for. SHE'S ONTO YOU!
My uncle had a worm farm in his basement. It took up most of the basement!
Woodworking Madlad
There is something wrong with me,. I love it. Id buy that over a normal one
It’s making me itch lol there’s nothing I can do
Load More Replies...I actually wouldn't be mad at this; however, people need to bear in mind that OCD is a huge spectrum, and it often goes beyond being a bit quirky and hating things to be out of place.
I hate it when people use OCD, an actual diagnosable medical condition, as shorthand for being slightly annoyed.
Load More Replies...This is too "out of place". It doesn't trigger OCD. It can even be categorized as "art". The real OCD piece would be just annoyingly off the pattern, but not much.
Absolute Madlad
You might have stolen many spoons, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MINE 🥄 MUHAUWHAUHA
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Yup. It's infuriating isn't it. Businesses provide crappy plastic cutlery to save a few pennies, and everyone including our children's children's children gets to suffer for it.
Load More Replies...🎶It's like meeting the man of your dreams... and meeting his beautiful wife.🎶
Load More Replies...Maybe his girlfriend also likes his spoon collection.
Load More Replies...As an autistic person, I'm jealous of that many spoons and how many chores he can get done with those!!!
Some random kid gave our band teacher like five forks from lunch so now everybody just takes a s**t ton of forks and gives them to him. He started hanging them around the room in paths and around pictures on the wall. He has enough to go twice around the room and still have some left
Oh My God Somebody Must Stop Him
i just checked...you know...if its a real thing.. it is. and they are at 62,5k followers now :D
We do that everyday with our plastic. Careful where you point that, Bruce might take offense and relieve you of that digit
Reminds me of the immortal alien from Hitchhikers guide to the universe. It goes around all time and space, and delivers a personal insult. To Every Being That Has Ever Lived. Every. Being.
Mad Lad Has Grate Time At Desert Daze
That joke was pretty gouda. At least it's a lot cheddar than anything I could come up with. Um... Gruyere!
Load More Replies...They are surprisingly as fantastic as your comment.
Load More Replies...This Madman
This Madman
one time, i went to the teacher's room and switched my mechanical pencil with her more fancy mechanical pencil... 6th grade 😱😱😱😱
Load More Replies...one of my friends took one of those fancy erasers from the art teacher by mistake. they planned to give it back but out of sheer pettiness, they did not.
You know what—this makes me want to go on a field trip without a permission slip.
Madlad Removes Tag That Told Him Not To
Sadly, the OP has since died in a terrible fire. He is survived by two young children who will never know the love of their father due to his hubris. Let this be a lesson to us all. Don't have kids
Load More Replies...When I was five I accidentally ripped the tag off of my pillow and was convinced I would be jailed. Used to hide whenever I heard a police car drive by
I always remove these tags because the gum on the back spreads after a while and makes the cord sticky.
The police will be coming. Remember what happened to Mickey in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
The Ultimate Flex
Why would you name a hill something like that?? What’s the story behind it? Nvm I can guess..
I guess it was named after the time a Dutch person climbed it and exclaimed 'poepoe' (which sounds the same). It's an expression that indicates the person is impressed (can also be used sarcastically when they're not).
Load More Replies...nerd flex of the day: The folksy name is a reference to the steam whistle sounds heard throughout the Tigers in the early days of logging. More recently (1970s) the area around Poo Poo Point was logged by its then owners, Weyerhaeuser Corporation. They even took the stumps! The result is a large clear area used now as a launching pad by paragliders who generally backpack their lightweight gear up the Chirico Trail, or sometimes arrive by minibus. The Point also offers a fine view northwest across Issaquah and Lake Sammamish toward Bellevue's downtown. To the west are Squak and Cougar Mountains, with a hint of Seattle's tallest buildings showing beyond.
I have a better name of a place!!! Lake Titicaca 😆😆😆 who would do this! Funny AF!!!
The folksy name is a reference to the steam whistle sounds heard throughout the Tigers in the early days of logging. More recently (1970s) the area around Poo Poo Point was logged by the Weyerhaeuser Corporation. They even took the stumps! The result is a large clear area used now as a launching pad by paragliders who generally backpack their lightweight gear up the Chirico Trail. The Point also offers a fine view northwest across Issaquah and Lake Sammamish toward Bellevue's downtown. To the west are Squak and Cougar Mountains, with a hint of Seattle's tallest buildings showing beyond.
This Madlad
Really? What time did you get your phone? I got mine around 4 in the afternoon. 😅
Load More Replies...That's cute. I'm in middle school and it's currently 4 am on a school night. I'm going to die.
Why would you do that unless you were getting up at 4:30 AM?
Load More Replies...Absolutely Mad
My totally d*ckless BIL put a 450 emblem on his Ford 150. I was laughing at him in the parking lot as he's "explaining" that it's just a joke and other Ford truck owners would "get it". Three HUGE guys come walking over and asked him to "explain" it to them. F*ck it, he & I always hated each other any way. Just wish he been caught putting Harley stickers on his Honda.
It's Madlad Mayhem Over In Casualuk!
I joked at a restaurant when we ordered the surprise menu. I told them I'll eat anything as long as it isn't melon or grapefruit. When he brought in the first plate it had a piece of tomato.. to which I joked that I hated tomatoes as wel.. we laughed.. and he added tomato's to EVERYTHING!!! I ordered that evening.. including the drinks, and my dessert. After all that he told us that they had such a great time in the kitchen putting tomatoe's on everything that was for me.
Load More Replies...If you buy a carbonated drink sweetened with over 5g sugar per 100ml here in the UK, you get charged extra. It was intended to convince people to buy them less so manufacturers would reduce the sugar content to tackle childhood obesity.
Load More Replies...That sugar task sounds fantastic. It would've probably stopped me from ordering Cinnabon yesterday
He's Right
the best part the one whp asked which frog was the one who made the video
Because "you gotta eat that frog". The saying did not invent itself 🙄
It's Going To Be Mental!
That's me, but with everything. I think about stuff and getting anxious years in advance, lmao
Load More Replies...He Is Mad!!
I once found a traffic conein a shopping cart walking home drunk after a work christmas party. Still have the cone :-)
If you think this is bad, you should see the average schlatt fan 😬
Sheer Insanity!
I watched someone eat onions raw on the subway. Very prim-looking, they were wearing a tweed suit and skirt ensemble. Reached into a BVLGARI bucket bag and pulled out...two onions. Put one back and ate the other like nothing else.
I do not like broccoli on a tram. I do not like broccoli on a ram. I will not eat it, Sam I Am.
Use it as a microphone and sing" like a vegan "from Madonna For more attention add some bridal headpieces 😁😁😁
Madlad’s A Breaker Of Bones
This Madman
Stress causes some to not be able to eat, and others ... Well ... 🤷🏼♀️
I'm a stress eater. During my Uni finals I ate a family sized bar of Galaxy and a whole Pringles salt and vinegar pack (dipped in philidelphia cheese of course) before each exam. All at the same time. Gained about 10lbs in two weeks but aced the exams.
Load More Replies...I just don't understand why people are still buying food there. All you hear about that chain is that no matter what you eat you get 100% diarreah. Like they just buy the food waste from other chains like mcdirt, let it rot, mix it, press it in shape and then sell it to thoses idiots. ... do these people get horny from their diarreah or why do they still go there?
No, I Don't Think I Will
This Madlad On Yt Shorts Has Been Drinking Water Every Day For Over 3 Years
i think it's just the camera angle & unbrushed hair. i have the same hair texture & i look similar to him most mornings, lol. i look like a totally different, much less feral person once i get all the knots & frizziness under control 😅
Load More Replies...Whoah, Slow Down There ?
this is where a stupid thumbnail i drew comes in handy... download-1...696ee3.png
This is why my kid is not ready for social media, I could see him doing this 🙄🤦♀️
One of my father's closest friends started a fire in his school bathroom in second grade- ish using toilet paper and matches he had brought from home. He then hid the matches in the teachers desk. Soon, the school was in pandemonium. The principal figured that it was one of the students, so before sending everybody home for the rest of the day, he had everybody turn out their pockets. My father's friend had very bad allergies at the time, so he turned this into a comedic opportunity and pulled each tissue from his pockets, very slowly and one at a time. He told nobody until college, when he confessed his deed to my father. When asked why he lit a fire in the school bathroom at the tender age of seven, he said he wanted the day off from school. Anyway just wanted to share that lol
During our second lockdown we had a curfew of 8pm. At 8pm I stood on the footpath outside my block of units for a whole minute!!
once, i was in the grocery store and this one aisle didn't have ANY of the 3 things i needed from that aisle. i yelled "YA KILLIN' ME, SMALLS!" at the top of my lungs. i felt much better. lol
I was at Sam's club and I had never seen an autonomous zamboni before. I said "what the hail!" very loudly in Stephen He's accent. No regerts.
Load More Replies...One of my father's closest friends started a fire in his school bathroom in second grade- ish using toilet paper and matches he had brought from home. He then hid the matches in the teachers desk. Soon, the school was in pandemonium. The principal figured that it was one of the students, so before sending everybody home for the rest of the day, he had everybody turn out their pockets. My father's friend had very bad allergies at the time, so he turned this into a comedic opportunity and pulled each tissue from his pockets, very slowly and one at a time. He told nobody until college, when he confessed his deed to my father. When asked why he lit a fire in the school bathroom at the tender age of seven, he said he wanted the day off from school. Anyway just wanted to share that lol
During our second lockdown we had a curfew of 8pm. At 8pm I stood on the footpath outside my block of units for a whole minute!!
once, i was in the grocery store and this one aisle didn't have ANY of the 3 things i needed from that aisle. i yelled "YA KILLIN' ME, SMALLS!" at the top of my lungs. i felt much better. lol
I was at Sam's club and I had never seen an autonomous zamboni before. I said "what the hail!" very loudly in Stephen He's accent. No regerts.
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