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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

#1

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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    #2

    Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

    Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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    #3

    Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

    Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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    S Missions
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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    #4

    My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

    My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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    #5

    So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

    So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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    #6

    Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

    Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

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    #7

    Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

    Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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    #8

    I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

    I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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    #9

    So I Woke Up To This Out Front

    So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds"? he he

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    #10

    Woke Up To This

    Woke Up To This

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    Luca Gotta
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I want this in my apartment. HAIL SAURON

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    #11

    My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

    My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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    Vlad Horobet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hovering cat, preparing for landing. Clear the LZ.

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    #12

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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    jetmastergames
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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    #13

    Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

    Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

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    #14

    Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

    Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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    #15

    Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

    Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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    #16

    I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

    I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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    Ellis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least she looks comfortable

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    #17

    Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

    Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want this invader, please sent him my way

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    #18

    My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

    My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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    #19

    So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

    So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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    #20

    My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

    My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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    Christopher Burzell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

    Sakata Gintoki
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Rule of the Snail Club - You don't talk about the Snail Club.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either they're plotting to take over your house, or then they're summoning the dark lord Satan.

    Rosa Darkwood
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before - it's snail church, or as someone on tumblr said, snurch

    Clau Razo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snailluminatti meeting.... Control the whole world!!

    Robert La Rock
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNEW IT!! THE SNAILS ARE READY TO TAKEOVER!! THEY'LL BE ATTACKING SOON -- like in about 40 years...

    d r e a m w o r l d
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF ALL SNAILKIND, HERO OF ALL... SNAILORD!!!!!

    Anindya Bagchi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the coronation ceremony! The rightful king of Slimeria has returned!

    Kati
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Church of Snails. A Snurch.

    FreeBird
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holeeeeey craaaaaaap, no words.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you tho't fairy circles were all made out of mushrooms.

    MS Park
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving a speech right before they start their world domination? (In slow-mo, of course)

    Hamlets twin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When will this conga line end!?!?!"

    LoneWolfie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.

    MysticalMan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really are the most amazing little beings.

    Teresa McGeady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you managed to sneak in to an illuminati meeting

    Sophiella Ryan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I join this cult? Can I get in on world domination? I’ve got a vegetable garden with your name on it if I get to rule the Bahamas

    Rei Malmros
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn`t that the Trump administration?

    Azure Adams
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snails just keep getting creepier

    Becca Parker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s time to summon the mother ship.

    Ashiah Rainwing
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obvious to me, they are planning a take-over.

    Jeannie Carle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting, but time for some serious scrubbing.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took them all night to get into that circle.

    Ann Brookens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a HECK of a lot of snails in your yard!

    Jonathon Dickson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh they are organising. quick. get the salt.

    Meowoui
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting ready for the big fight.

    Jace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the old Far Side comic with a snail cult worshipping a giant salt shaker

    Bethany Acker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it lookes like a satanic ritual or something

    Edmon Lagahit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They worship the Kind of Snails :D

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the caterpillar train (line of caterpillars)

    Pablo Ponetski
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is really cool, strange, mysterious even

    Linda Gulley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sort of uprising is ready to being. Batten down the hatches.

    Anna Przybysz-Campos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They, surely, plotting something World dominance, perhaps?

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snail cult activity... be afraid.

    Gabriela Barón Medina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have to be the leader, it could be the one sacrificed

    Gabriela Barón Medina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have to be the leader, it could be the one sacrificed.

    Brady Sullivan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to form a pentagram

    Blue Hippo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first rule of fight club.....

    Carola Adolf
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or could be a conference....

    Sammy Zayante
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this meeting will now come to order."

    MeghanB
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's snail drill practice! It sounds like this: "Hup!...............two............three............four!"

    Casey Willis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We saw you with that slung frank, A SLUG FRANK

    Casey Willis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE SAW YOU WITH THAT SLUG FRANK DONT LIE

    Jeff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Battle of the fittest!

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slime is their middle name

    Tim Graham
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 years old. at least put the original artist on the photo... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2be6qb/my_girlfriend_walked_outside_this_morning_to_see/

    April Enos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you look at the bottom of the picture BEFORE you comment you would see that the same person who posted it on reddit posted it here..........smdh

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    #21

    Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

    Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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    I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

    I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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    nanashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how you become a cat person. the cat chooses you.

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    #23

    Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

    Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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    #24

    So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

    So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wasn't we! We doesn't know anything about it!"

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    #25

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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    varwenea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know where you were and how you got home

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    #26

    Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

    Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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    #27

    My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

    My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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    #28

    My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

    My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock Knock--- "Who's there?" - Winter!

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    #29

    Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

    Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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    #30

    Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

    Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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    #31

    Woke Up This Morning To This

    Woke Up This Morning To This

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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    #32

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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    #33

    Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

    Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

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    #34

    Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

    Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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    Virgil Blue
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mission impossible team plays in the background"

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    #35

    I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

    I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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    Sanchit Jain
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast the guy was earing something... cud have been much worse

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