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Nobody is exempt from having a brain fart. People are far from perfect. And the subreddit 'Woooosh' is an excellent example of this.

This online community with 1.1 million members shares pictures of folks missing the joke so badly that they sort of became one with the bit, adding to the hilarity of the moment.

Sometimes our gears turn slower than others fire their wit. But in the end, it's all part of the fun.

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Normally, we recognize that we've messed up only after it's a bit too late. But according to studies, brain farts are detectable by head scans up to 30 seconds before the occurrence of the mistake.

So why do our brains betray us in such awkward, embarrassing ways? Seth Slater, M.F.A., who's a former dolphin trainer for the U.S. Navy, thinks it is because our routines are easy to disrupt.

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Wow They Don’t Speak There?!?!

Wow They Don’t Speak There?!?!

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing she wrote it in all caps so we know how seriously she considers this matter lmao

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On A Facebook Italian Cooking Page

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"Context shifts – really just simple changes in circumstances – can throw the best of us for a loop," Slater wrote.

"We are often especially prone to the disruptive influence of a context shift when we are attempting to perform a chained behavior – one in which completion of each individual behavioral link becomes the cue to perform the next behavior in the series."

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There Is Always Somebody

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Guys The Mother Also Got Pregnant At 18

Guys The Mother Also Got Pregnant At 18

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But Sherlock is a made up character who DIED before Twitter. Omg you need an education smh lmao. (jk)

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FakeOptimist
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it's BP trying to censor/hide that underaged people have sex ....

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okpkpkp
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A classmate of mine had a baby at 13 with a guy in the same French class. She was a beauty.

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Xenia Harley
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually had a student with a mom who was 14 years older than him...

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StellaLehggs
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Aunt had my older cousin at 14. She's a terrible mother. Also decided to have 3 more as an adult and should NOT have.

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Ingrid
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I am understanding here is that they are a bunch of skanks.

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JayWantsACat
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that morons like that get upvoted is so wild to me. There were at least 199 people just as dumb, or at least as clueless.

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Chelsea McKee
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are we having cogendered sleepovers. Those things are wild enough with a few children of the same sex let alone people with a different set up. Real or not it's asking for trouble.

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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, honey. Couple of notes for you: not every child/teen is interested in the opposite gender. Young people are, sometimes, homosexual! Or bisexual! Co-gendered sleepovers are no less "trouble" than same-gendered sleepovers, by YOUR rubric. As an aside, not every child/teen is interested in sex/sexual activities. Some are asexual. Some are aromantic. Some are more interested in playing Smash Bros. or Settlers of Catan than getting up to sexual shenanigans. I hate to even bring my own life experiences into it, but when I was 13, I was the only girl at a friend's birthday sleepover. There were 10 or so of my friends/classmates, all male besides me. It did not turn into a sneaky gángbang. No one even touched me. We were just friends. We all played Magic: The Gathering until my friend's mom caught us at 2am and made us go to sleep. The only "gendered" difference was that my friends (chivalrously, lol) insisted that I got to sleep on the couch while they all slept on the floor.

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When our behaviors are well established, they often fall into well-worn neural grooves.

Familiarity signals to the brain it can downshift as an energy-saving measure, which makes us susceptible to glitches born of inattentiveness.

However, Slater reassured us that we humans are not alone in fouling things up when a brain fart lets fly.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvotes for the person who got the person who wanted to be in the screenshot into the screenshot!

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"In teaching tasks to animals in my former career as a dolphin trainer, I regularly witnessed the behavioral backstepping that is a normal and predictable part of any learning process. No one learns overnight, dolphins included," he said.

"But even fully trained dolphins who had become experts at performing all sorts of tasks occasionally experienced mental glitches. Interestingly, dolphins react to such moments with as much surprise as we humans do to ours."

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There No Last Digit

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M I L K

M I L K

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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is only 2% milk, what does the other 98% consist of?

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Slater explained that when making a misstep during a series of routine behaviors, dolphins often pause mid-task, clearly aware they’ve done something odd.

Some of them even whistle or squeak in acknowledgment of the awkward moment! Others might slap a pectoral fin against the surface of the water in mild frustration. And a great many of them slip beneath the waterline to expel a cloud of air from their blowhole in what looks, truly, like a world-class brain fart of epic proportions.

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Mother Is A Word By Itself

Mother Is A Word By Itself

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is everyone commenting about "mother" OK here? I see a post about a book that makes you cry.

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Poor Kid

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord, the Onion has been around for how long?? And people still get their panties in a wad over it??!?

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I'm Not Sure If He Was Joking Or Not

I'm Not Sure If He Was Joking Or Not

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Hopefully, this knowledge and the pictures you've been scrolling through will help you recover from your own brain farts quicker. They happen even to the best of us.

For more whooshes, fire up our earlier articles on this subreddit here and here.

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How Does People Not Get It?

How Does People Not Get It?

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I suspect that the dogs will interpret what they see, according to the rules they know? It's called 'theory of mind'

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"That's A F**king Horse"

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There Was No Attempt To Understand

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Sonja
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see Vsauce, I like. They should have watched the video before commenting, but they might have learned something. Couldn't risk that of course

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R/Thathappened Back At It Again

R/Thathappened Back At It Again

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