We all have weird quirks that are fairly uncommon, to say the least. For the fear of being judged we keep them to ourselves, however, that doesn't stop us from being curious about what others have to hide. So, to indulge in this secret knowledge, Twitter user @drakesbrother started a thread asking people to share their weird confessions. The thread was quickly flooded with the strangest habits. Some confessed to measuring how long something will take in songs, others said that each time they get in their car, they make sure no one is sitting in the back seat. While some of these things do sound a little bit odd, let's not pretend that you don't relate. Scroll below for the list of confessions and don't forget to share your's in the comments. (Facebook cover image: Nathan Rice)

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Same here, that way the best taste lingers the longest!

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SHYLAH CAFFERY
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1 year ago

i do that too!

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Reilly Beryll
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1 year ago

This is incredibly common. Everyone does this, actually. Intrusive thoughts. I tend to think “how much can I key this car”.

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

My girlfriend does this a lot. I end up answering her and she just replies "nobody is talking to you, talking to myself. mind your own business." LOL

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#5

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Cupboard doors need to be closed when not in use. It's not that I won't necessarily be able to sleep, it's just why would they be open?

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

I have to stop the microwave 1 second before it stops so it wont do the annoying beeps at the end

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Kenny Garcia
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1 year ago

same...

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago (edited)

there are more than me out there....awesome

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#9

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Reilly Beryll
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1 year ago

Anxiety. I feel it.

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#10

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Dekumaru
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1 year ago

Oml sameee

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Unhuman_Weirdo
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1 year ago

Or.....your just a loner like me :)

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Withnail
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1 year ago

I work like this in the office. Part courtesy, part fomo.

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Synnika S
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1 year ago

I know right? It makes that staticy noise

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Tiny Dynamine
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1 year ago

Shit, do you live in America?

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

this is like driving with loud music, but then turning the volume down to look for parking or for an address.

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Suzi Gauthier
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1 year ago

When I was 4 in Florida we had no A/C in our house. I had 6 spots on my pillow that I could move my head around on until I had to flip it & have 6 more.

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Suzi Gauthier
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1 year ago

Yes, I have whole arguments in my head with other people.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

I do have things to hide, and my reaction is the same... I mean... dude, that's my phone, it's sacred

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Evan Powell
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1 year ago

i do that same exact thing

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Bettina Jansen
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1 year ago

that's actually a good reflex to have

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kat lia
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1 year ago

They are waiting for you to say bless you.

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#22

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Kieth9
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1 year ago

Lol I’m just scared of the dark

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#23

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Kieth9
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1 year ago

Yep

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#24

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Hayden Blyseth
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1 year ago

Pulling a cricket

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#25

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Smoofy
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1 year ago

My sisters and I used to try holding our breath over bridges when were little. I think we thought it'd make us float if we fell in the water

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Both my kids do this, they go through fazes where every so often they will sleep a couple of weeks on the floor.

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Paul K. Johnson
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1 year ago

That's pretty high stakes for just trying to hit the trash can with some garbage. Go big I guess.

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Bettina Jansen
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1 year ago

I used to do that, now I've learned to be more discreet (unless I'm in nature, then you can let go)

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Link
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1 year ago

Same. I always feel like when people talk to me they're just doing it to feel polite :(

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#30

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MammaG
Community Member
1 year ago

It's often recorded "canned" laughter. Also called a laugh track.

PyromaniacKitty
Community Member
1 year ago

Also, there has to be at least a few laugh tracks in which you hear people who are now dead laughing.

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Daria B
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1 year ago

When I was a kid, I always found it pointless when they'd add that fake laughter. I thought "you don't need to tell me when to laugh, if the joke is funny, I'll laugh by myself..."

My O My
Community Member
1 year ago

But the canned loughter is there to teach us what's funny

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Rogue
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1 year ago

It's why I don't watch sitcoms, I cannot stand the laugh track, it's so stupid really.

Fred Burrows
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1 year ago

How cute is that ?

Cali Zongol
Community Member
1 year ago

My initials are CC so I always thought the closed caption sign was just the show "personalized" for my viewing.

Faith Nicole
Community Member
1 year ago

😂 that's cute

moeless
Community Member
1 year ago

I wondered if those pervs could see me while I saw them. Hmm...that makes me a perv too.

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
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1 year ago

when I was a really little kid I thought that cartoons that had laugh tracks actually had live audiences

ThatJeremyKid
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1 year ago

this was hard to read

Mary Jaye
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1 year ago

TOO MUCH WORK

A.D. de Guzman
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1 year ago

Thats adorable Redness

Bob Beltcher
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1 year ago

Bless your heart.

Josie Uvlugiayaaq
Community Member
1 year ago

That's cute.

Sarabelle Palsy
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1 year ago

that is the most adorable thing I've read on here and she made my evening.

Bri Nicole
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1 year ago

Lol that's cute

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Ok, that's actually really cute.

Atlasheld
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1 year ago

I check the news to make sure zombies aren't killing everyone before taking the dogs on a walk.

KarmaQueen
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1 year ago

I am laughing pretty darn hard at this one. Now I wonder if she can hear me. rofl

Mewton’s Third Paw
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1 year ago

That’s just thinking something stupid, not a weird habit.

Doober
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1 year ago

This is so darn cute to me

Klaudiia Sherbatzky
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1 year ago

I have read this elsewhere..... sooo STOLEN

Sasy
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1 year ago

Could it be she has said it elsewhere before, or you have read where these were collected ?

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KT Trondsen
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1 year ago

Were you like...5?

kasa alex
Community Member
1 year ago

Cuuuuuuuute

HellCat
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1 year ago

This is so cute and funny! I used to do something similar as a child, only with applause.

Rainbow_Gal05
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1 year ago

The thing is that they are really old and most of the people laughing are dead..

MAN
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1 year ago

hahahahahhahahaaaaa this deserves to be on top of this list!

DA Windmill
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1 year ago

love this post! Could find mysel often :D

Jim Steele
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1 year ago

i've a friend who thought before color tv the whole world was colorless

Andrea Bernier Hall
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1 year ago

That's great!!!!

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