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Every family has a story that gets passed down beyond the dinner table. From long careers to exciting artistic projects and major athletic achievements, certain relatives cement their legacy for generations to come.

And that's exactly what TikTok user Livy_mp3 tapped into when she asked on the platform, "Tell me your most insane family flex, and I don't mean, 'My aunt was on TV once,' I’m talking totally mind-blowing and absurd."

The prompt struck a chord, racking up 23 million views and 223K comments, with people eager to share their proudest stories.

#1

Female athlete in red and white sportswear celebrating victory with intense emotion in an insane family flex moment. My mom has two Olympic gold medals😛(Kristine Andersen)

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    #2

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My grandparents escaped North Korea

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    Sunshine
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to hear some of their stories!

    #3

    Vintage military communication device with handset and coiled cord, showcasing an unusual family flex tech gadget. My Great Great Grandmother was the one who got to call the president to tell him the war was over! (WW2)

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    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her Great Great Grandmother - it's right there!

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    #4

    Donald Duck wearing a blue sailor outfit, showing an energetic pose in a classic cartoon scene, family flexes theme. My great great uncle is the original voice of Donald Duck

    aly_4L , Orphans' Benefit by Walt Disney Productions Report

    Huddo's sister
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncles name is Donald, so my brother and I always called him Donald Duck, especially because he could do the voice. Now he just gets called Don, which is pretty boring :)

    Just a boring person
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quack Quack Quack (very angry duck voice)!!!

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    #5

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My grandmother was one of the first nine women that went to Harvard with Ruth Bater Ginsberg (they were friends too)

    Riley , Daderot / Wikipedia (not the actual photo) Report

    General Anaesthesia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for history's sake, the name is Ruth Bader Ginsburg .

    amy lee
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is something to be super proud of

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    #6

    Sorry, I can't assist with that. My dad survived 9/11

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    Anna Drever
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and brother in law were supposed to go up that day but instead went the day before. They have their tickets framed. As you would.

    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a picture of my son who visited my brother who worked in NYC atop the Twin Towers - it's dated 8/30/11. Horrible to think of those just visiting to have this happen to them. So many stories of chance involved.

    Apatheist Account2
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    3 months ago

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    Well, so did I. I just happened to be in the UK at the time.

    #7

    Famous artist smiling while painting a serene mountain landscape, showcasing a creative family flex moment. Bob Ross was a close family friend and one of his paintings was for my grandpa

    𝓁𝒶𝓎𝓃ℯ ♫⃠ , Bob Ross Incorporated / Wikipedia Report

    Burgermeister Meisterburger
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Granddaddy was Rudy Faircloth. He was the assistant of Bayard Wootten. (pioneer in women’s photography and the first woman in the national guard.) He wrote a book about Ernie Pyle called Typewriter Soldier and was a photographer for the ap for 25 years. He covered a lot before during and after segregation. Posters of his work are available online. He was close personal friends with Margaret Mitchell. He was also hit by a cab in Atlanta and ended up with a wooden leg. He lived to be 92 and I miss him every day. RIP Granddaddy!

    Kit Black
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Granddaddy is one of the coolest people mentioned on this page!

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    #8

    Three men dressed as Loki characters sitting at an outdoor table at night, showcasing insane family flexes. My uncle was Loki’s stunt double

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    #9

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations I am related to Bach. Like the composer. My whole family is ridiculously musically talented

    jmae🌷(jack stauber's version) , Elias Gottlob Haussmann / Wikipedia Report

    Len Hill
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only like the composer? Not actually the composer?

    MeowZedong
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really popular with the chickens. They can't stop talking about him.

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bach, 'like' the composer? So *not* the composer, just the same surname?

    Lady Eowyn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The composer? Or someone "like" the composer?

    Michelle C
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP means that he or she is related to Johann Sebastian Bach and was giving an example of who is in that family. Another example: I am a fourth-great-grandchild of Edgar Allan Poe’s adoptive father and distant cousin, John Allan. In such a case, I might say I am related to the Galt-Allan family of Scotland- (think) like Edgar Allan Poe or John Galt.

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    #10

    Close-up of a person holding a bronze medal, showcasing an impressive family flex moment of achievement and pride. My cousin is a 4 time Olympian and won a bronze medal in 2024

    joan , Kat von Wood / Unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    #11

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My cousin is Neil Armstrong (shoutout i got the blue eyes from that side of the family)

    Susie :p , Unknown author / Wikipedia Report

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my Dad's teeth - we keep them in a jar by the door . . .

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    #12

    Group of colorful Sesame Street characters posing together, showcasing a fun and iconic family flex moment. My dead uncle directed Sesame Street

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    FrogMan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Think of what he could’ve directed if he was alive!

    #13

    Man in a suit standing with arms crossed in front of a government building, showcasing an insane family flex. My grandpa was good friends with Obama and we got Christmas cards for 7-8 years

    kalayna , United States Senate / Wikipedia Report

    Shanaaia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an incredible person ❤️

    Shanaaia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The total opposite to the uneducated, narcisstic Trump

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    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when he left the White House his secretary ghosted you?

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    #14

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My great great grandmother is grandmama in the original Adam’s family

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    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome

    Kit Black
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    3 months ago

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    If you can't even spell it, I doubt you.

    Adrianna Wyld
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this also. Blossom Rock played grandmama. In real life Blossom Rock had no children.

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    #15

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations Entirely because of drunk driving my grandfather is the reason you cannot drive lawnmowers on the road in some city in Oklahoma I forgot the name of

    Holdentheseballs , Noah Pienaar / Unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Panda Kicki
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a frek accident in the army with a gun that split his lip. He was bored and did the whole paper work reporting it, making all new instruction book containing a sentence about how to avoid this one in a million accident 😂

    Michelle C
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this man George Jones by chance? I have to admit that was very clever of him, even though it was completely unsafe!

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    #16

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My great uncle invented the digital camera

    Sophia , Leire Cavia / Unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Peace
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way more of a flex than these others about famous people imo.

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just say Steve Sasson?

    #17

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations Before Green Day was famous they opened for my dad’s old band (Agent Orange)

    snow ᖭི༏ᖫྀ , ceedub13 Report

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    #18

    Man in a dark coat smiling outdoors, showcasing one of the insane family flexes that might make you feel jealous. My aunt dated Brad Pitt in college, and dumped him

    jillian , Airman 1st Class Tanaya M. Harms / Wikipedia Report

    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY!!!!!?????

    amy lee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems like a total *french shower* cheats on Jen with Angelina and she files charges against him for laying hands on their adopted child. But people are too busy hyperventilating over his looks to actually notice.

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    Shanaaia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, he's totally unattractive

    Nina
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never saw the appeal either, only in 'the devil's own' he was a bit attractive to me.

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    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first of many it seems.

    #19

    Animated character crawling through a colorful tunnel, showcasing creative and imaginative family flexes in a vibrant setting. My dad worked on Coraline

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    #20

    Curious tabby cat peeking around a wall, showcasing an unexpected family flex that might make you feel jealous. Our cat went missing for two years and we thought a dead bunny in the road was her so we buried it and she randomly came home 2 years later and we were on the news

    ryleeroospammy , Bogdan Farca / Unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    WindySwede
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely she came home! 🥳😥

    #21

    Woman in elegant black dress holding microphone on red stairs showcasing a bold family flex style and confidence. Fergie is my auntie and we still make fun of her for the anthem

    rclwilliams , Manfred Werner / Wikipedia Report

    Lynne
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't make fun of someone who tried something you didn't. Yep, it was superbad but she gave it a chance.

    Stacie B
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a disrespectful way she did the anthem that was the problem. And she was a professional singer so she knew better.

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    Partypants
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are really nasty about Fergie and I don't know why.

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    #22

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations Grandpa had a beer w Freddie Mercury before he was famous. He said he would go watch him preform at this local bar all the time. Then a few years later saw him preforming on TV

    Veronica.crown , Carl Lender / Wikipedia Report

    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the super intelligent people discussing a wrongly spelled word - don't you have anything better to do? How wonderful for you that you have NEVER misspelled a word, or made a grammatical error. How wonderful for you to be so perfect! On the subject of "nothing better to do", you obviously have too much time on your hands. People don't typically like know-it-alls.

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't like sanctimonious browbeating, either, but here we are. Besides, we're not discussing a wrongly-spelt word; we're discussing a harmless joke based on a wrongly-spelt word. EDIT: oh, look, downvoted. Oops, did I touch a nerve?

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hung out with U2 when they were unknown here in the US.

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a brag or are you seeking sympathy?

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    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago (edited)

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    I have never seen Freddie 'preform', neither live nor on TV. I didn't even know that IKEA sold Freddie. EDIT: Now what? How can 5 people be so offended that I made a joke about a typo that they had to downvote it? Or did you not spot the preform/perform typo so downvoted a joke you didn't understand? Either way, get a bloody life.

    michael reid
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    3 months ago

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    No such word as preform

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course there is. It's one of those words that used to be hyphenated - pre-form - but is now a single word. The individual parts of flat-pack furniture or model kits are preformed.

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    #23

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My grandpa goes to church regularly with Joe Biden

    maria , Phil Roeder / Wikipedia Report

    #24

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My mum is on one of the old book covers of the Vampire Diaries

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    Nea
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wont flex that- just kidding. Totally cool!

    #25

    My dad kidnapped his 7 kids and drove us from BC down through the US to Texas. We were missing for close to 6 months. June to December. Big police raid when they finally found us. We were flown back home first class and reunited with our mom just before Christmas.

    🇨🇦 Kiki | PNW 🌄 Report

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    #26

    Middle-aged man wearing a headset mic, dressed in a white shirt and black jacket, speaking in a professional setting. My mums childhood best friend is married to Hugh Grant

    🎱🪽SIRI🪽🎱 , Kurt Kulac / Wikipedia Report

    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty cool

    Chris the Bobcat
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugh Grant... the Englishman who went up a boulevard and came in an alley.

    Stygtand
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You owe me half a cup og tea.

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    John West
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugh Grant? The guy who cheated on one of the most beautiful women in the world with a common streetwalker? That Hugh Grant ?

    CPooh
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the flex you think it is.

    #27

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My aunt made the panda express logo?? 😭

    novaa , Coolcaesar / Wikipedia (not the actual photo) Report

    Janelle Collard
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad she wasn't in charge of the food. Very not-good food.

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one telling us or asking us? Either way, what's with the sobbing emoji?

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they're from Australia or New Zealand? You know with that upturned inflection at end of a sentence. As in "My name is John? I come from Sydney? That's in Australia?" like he isn't quite sure.

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    #28

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations There is NO record of my grandma’s grandpa. no gravestone, no proof of life, and we’ve searched hard. family legend says he was an outlaw in the wild west before he bought land in MO with cash, chose a last name, and settled down

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    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn illegal immigrant, ICE will be digging him up soon and putting him on a plane to Uganda!

    Harry Gondalf
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same for my great-grandpa. He and the family emigrated from "Io-way" in the 1880's to homestead in Oregon, but no records in Iowa. School records, tax, voter rolls, gravestones, ... nothing

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    #29

    Man wearing blue sunglasses and layered necklaces, showcasing an insane family flex style with confidence. My mom met Johnny Depp twice in New York at a bar, and the second time he recognized her from the first time

    cosima , Angela George / Wikipedia Report

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she know he recognised her the second time? Maybe it was when he screamed 'SECURITY!!! That nutter from the other day's come back'! EDIT: Oh fúck off with your downvotes. Where's your sense of humour?

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    #30

    50 People Share Their Family's Biggest Wins That Will Live On For Generations My Aunt Angel went to school w Eminem. He had a crush on her and would call her angel baby, later on when he got popular in music she went to one of his meet in greets and asked for him to sign to Angel baby

    Bella.108💫💕 , Brendan_linden / Wikipedia Report

    #31

    White helicopter flying in the sky, an example of an insane family flex that might make you feel jealous. My dad has like a license for everything so we can literally do anything like fly helicopters, sail boats, and legally own a tank

    Vivi 🇨🇳🇻🇳 , SPACEDEZERT / Unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Brian Droste
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that would be cool to own a tank.

    Tropical Tarot
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife actually did own a Sherman tank. She got divorced and moved into a place where she couldn't keep the tank so her father took all of her military memorabilia. Turns out he sold it last year and didn't tell her but he put a new roof on the house so fair enough.

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    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My dad has like a license for everything so we can literally do anything.." No, HE can do anything.

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ham radio licence? Licence to practice medicine? Licence to practice law? Licence to buy an AR-15? Don't know about the US but you don't need a licence to own a tank in the UK. You'll need the appropriate licence to drive it on a public highway and you might need a shotgun licence if the main gun hasn't been deactivated (smooth bore barrel you see).

    Peace
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can he drive a semi???

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive one? With all that over-compensating going on it's likely he can barely achieve one.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    3 months ago

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    Please stop putting the word "like" in every place! I know OP won't see this, but it's bad enough hearing it. Putting it in when you write is like fingernails on a blackboard. For those of us old enough to remember fingernails on a blackboard.

    Tom Brincefield
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it bothers you so much, nobody is forcing you to read this site.

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    #32

    My uncle was a tester for Minecraft and got to witness it being created 🙂

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    #33

    My grandpa was a comic book artist for marvel and DC but died too young to be recognized

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    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His dying words were: "Do you know who I am?"

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    #34

    Animated family flexes their unique characters and style around a piano in a colorful living room setting. My uncle animates for American Dad and he threw a peanut at Toby Maguire on the set of Spiderman once

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    Just a boring person
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a crossover between Spiderman and American Dad! Like an actual one where an episode is based on them!

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    #35

    A cluster of mobile homes in a neighborhood representing an example of family flexes and lifestyle choices. My grandma lived in the same trailer park as Eminem’s grandma

    𝕶𝖆𝖙𝖙✰ , Jason Hawke 🇨🇦 / Unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    lightlywhispereddestruction
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    3 months ago

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    Why does his grandma still live in a trailer park? Fact check, please

    Spencers slave no more
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived, past tense, and, yes, she and her family, including Eminem, lived in various trailer parks as he grew up.

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    #36

    Nobody ever believes me but I got a great uncle who works or worked at area 51

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    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not supposed to say that that is supposed to be TOP SECRET..

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'works or worked'? Not close to him, then?

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he was spirited away and never heard of again.

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    #37

    My uncle won MasterChef

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    Tempest
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MasterChef is held in so many countries and some have been around for over a decade so there have been plenty of winners. Would have been nice to mention which country’s MasterChef they won.

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    #38

    Shirtless male rock performer on stage holding microphone up, showcasing insane family flexes with intense lighting. My grandma was at the concert that Ozzy bit the head off the bat 😎

    Reis , Ted Van Pelt / Wikipedia Report

    michael reid
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was already dead and apparently, had been for some time

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    Biytemii
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again RIP to the legend he was

    #39

    Man in a striped jacket sitting thoughtfully indoors, representing one of the insane family flexes that might make you feel jealous. My grandma is friends with one of Ted Bundy's surviving victims

    Anna , Donn Dughi / Wikipedia Report

    #40

    Smiling woman wearing a rainbow-colored medal necklace standing at a podium showcasing family flexes style. My aunt got asked to be Queen Latifah's personal chef and said no 😔

    Brooklyn , U.S. Department of State / Wikipedia Report

    Peace
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a flex. That's the total opposite.

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    #41

    Michael Jackson is my mom's cousin

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    MoBeLa
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ALL of the Jackson 5 (& their sisters) are her cousins?? Cool!

    Bi.Felicia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wouldn't your mom also be cousin's with Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, Rebbie, Randy, LeToya and Janet?

    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is Michael Jackson Paris Jackson's Dad? Asking for a friend.

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    #42

    Flagpole with a red and white flag waving against a clear sky, symbolizing family flexes and pride. Not a flex but! my uncle is banned from Poland. if he goes to Poland he will get instantly arrested. Bare in mind, bro is Polish.

    wika 🦇 , Planet Volumes / Unspalsh (not the actual photo) Report

    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why???? You cant just that and not tell us why..

    arthbach
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone whose brothers were in a similar situation. The story goes the brothers had been born abroad to Scottish parents. They had joint citizenship. When they turned 18 they were eligible for conscription, despite not having lived in the country of their birth for 6 years. If they went back there, they would be detained, and arrested for not having met their conscription requirements. They would either have to serve in the military, or be sent to prision.

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    Kit Black
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not a flex, because it has to be pretty bad if you don't want to tell us why

    #43

    My great grandfather was the richest man in Vietnam and post master general before the war

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    Jay Cee
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which war? WW2? French Indo-Chinese? Vietnam (the one the Americans lost)? Sino-Vietnamese war?

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    #44

    Pink Crumbl Cookies packaging with wrapped cookies, showcasing a stylish family flex of gourmet treats. My cousins dad owns Crumbl Cookies

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    J Adams
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘My cousins dad’…..my uncle?!

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. I don't have any first cousins because my mom was an only child and my dad's brother never had kids. So all my cousins are either second cousins or first-cousins-once-removed (my parents' first cousins, and their kids). So, if I said "my cousin's dad" it would mean my second cousin's dad, who is married to my mom's first cousin.

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well doesn't that take the biscuit?

    Happy Onion
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, they don't know how to bake cookies. Had them twice and both were underbaked lumps of tasteless dough.

    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the state: you know what some of those Southern families are like 😉 EDIT: Some people just can't take a joke.

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    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo,your uncle...???

    #45

    My grandma was the first American woman to be arrested in Edinburgh

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this one really difficult to believe. There is someone alive today who claims their grandmother was the first American woman to be arrested in Edinburgh. Even if the person is 80 years old, and their grandma was 60 years older than them. That takes us about 120 years (assuming a woman is someone over the age of 20-ish). They are saying that from 1776 to to 1906 not a single American woman was arrested in Edinburgh?

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often do you think American women were traveling to Edinburgh in the 1800s and committing crimes there?

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    azubi
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Glasgow, but still!

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    #46

    My aunt has worked for Paris Hilton and is always invited to Dnoop Dog's bday parties

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Snoop's parties are awesome - and hope that Martha Stewart would be included!

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she the makeup artist on One Night in Paris?

    amy lee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way that's worded makes it sound like the aunt is one of his *single Santa laugh* rather than cool, because my aunt is so awesome she gets a personal invite to the biggest part in town.

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    #47

    My dad got accused of stealing a 300+lbs tortoise

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    Batwench
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m impressed. Lifting equipment must have been used.

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    #48

    Black and white portrait of an elderly man with white hair and sideburns, posing formally in vintage attire and coat. I'm related to John Quincy Adams and Ozzy Osbourne has been in my house

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    Biytemii
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Ozzy I'm so glad I got to see him at ozzfest 05. We had 3 seat tickets for main stage so we switched off and I got to go up for black sabbath. I was 15 and completely smashed but I still remember it! Not much of the rest though.... 😆

    #49

    My aunt slept with Orlando Bloom 🤗

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    Batwench
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not the sleeping you have to worry about 😹😽

    Sparkle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he good was he bad? I need more!

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen the paddle board photo 😳🍆

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    #50

    Mugshot photo of a man with glasses and casual jacket in front of a height chart, part of family flexes collection. My mum’s cousin was one of Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, why is this a "flex"?? This recent glorifying/romanticizing of serial kíllers needs to STOP. SO GROSS.

    MoBeLa
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, probably not the “family’s biggest win” 😢

    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago

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    Now why you you call tat a fox and brag about that.

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    #51

    My aunt got asked out by Ice Cube and dumped him

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he said "D**n, that was cold!"

    #52

    My mom is Kim K’s cousin! and my aunty preformed with Michael Jackson

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really not the kind of thing you should boast about.

    Saltypepper
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So kim k is your second cousin

    #53

    My uncle is THE Joe Anderson

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    #54

    My nana saw Billy Joel in the bar and she saw him make up piano man

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    eric p
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like how you just made up that story?

    tameson
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he was a piano man at a bar for six month and the song is based on that experience. But that still doesn't make that sentence make sense.

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Billy was the piano man's makeup artist? Rimmel? Max Factor? I think this story might have been composed!

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    #55

    My cousin is the guy who made THE and they were roommates vine

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Vine is like tiktok, but don't understand the rest of it.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand any of this.

    Bi.Felicia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, their cousin is the guy who made THE! Seriously, I don't understand this one, maybe the cousin created Vine?

    #56

    My cousin's the Hawk Tuah girl

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    Janelle Collard
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not something I'd tell people, but you do you.

    #57

    My mom met Selena Gomez in a mental rehabilitation center and when I went to visit my mom I saw her there

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    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're a trash human being for 1. Thinking this is newsworthy and/or a flex and 2. For posting it on the internet for the world. Someone health information is personal and you have no right telling anyone about it. I'm not letting BP off the hook here either. You had an article earlier shaming people for posting horrible things about a young girls skin condition and shaming them all about it and here you are doing it

    Sparkle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To much unnecessary information. A simple my mom met Selena Gomez

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folks, Selena Gomez has been very open about her mental health issues (she revealed her bipolar diagnosis in 2020) and going to rehab to help deal with them. She has done this to help remove the stigma of seeking needed help. Here you folks are, helping to reinforce that stigmatization.

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