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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#1

Samee, But Different

Samee, But Different

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    #3

    Do You Have One?

    Do You Have One?

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    #4

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

    Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o Report

    Anna Meyers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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    #5

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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    just a random panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

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    #6

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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    #8

    The Third World Refugee

    The Third World Refugee

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    #9

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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    #10

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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    #11

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

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    #12

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

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    Jessica Bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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    #13

    Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess

    Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess

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    #14

    The Entitlement

    The Entitlement

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    #15

    What A Good Reply

    What A Good Reply

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    #16

    The Only Reasonable Response

    The Only Reasonable Response

    LargeSackOfNuts Report

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    #17

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

    FrothyGuinness Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

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    #18

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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    #19

    Keep Your Stick On The Ice

    Keep Your Stick On The Ice

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    #20

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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    #21

    British Got No Chill

    British Got No Chill

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    #22

    Put The Blame Where It Belongs

    Put The Blame Where It Belongs

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    #23

    The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

    The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

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    #24

    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

    LGBTCrimeBoss Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

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    #25

    Educated Comeback

    Educated Comeback

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    #26

    I Could See That Happening

    I Could See That Happening

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    #27

    No, No. He's Got A Point

    No, No. He's Got A Point

    BelleAriel Report

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    #29

    *whispers...ohhh Burn*

    *whispers...ohhh Burn*

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    #30

    Rare Twitter W

    Rare Twitter W

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    #31

    I Like Tomatoes

    I Like Tomatoes

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it has its origins in the middle ages. It's easy to measure with body parts, like the width of a thumb, or the length of your foot. Problem came when every city had their own version of an inch, foot, mile, etc... Napoleon had enough of it, and introduced a new system, based on meters. But Napoleon never reached the UK, or the US....

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know there's whole imperial vs metric thing on the internet. I can't be the only British person who uses both. I have recipes that I use imperial for and some I use metric. I measure height and weight in both at different times. And I use miles for driving, never km, but I do use metric when measuring a room or piece of furniture for example. I swear I can't be the only one!

    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use both. Why not? They each have their strengths.

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    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I'm a mathematician and even drunk I wouldn't invent the imperial system. For starters, I can't even explain it to anyone when sober, so there's no way I'd be able to explain it when drunk.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in school, we learned the metric system because we were told we would eventually convert to it. It's been 30 years and I'm still waiting. What's funny is once you've been using the imperial system your whole life it's like second nature and you don't think about it being difficult or strange to others.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    59 here, and twice while I was in school, they tried to teach metric, saying we (US) were going to start using it. Only thing I have come across since school is needing a metric socket and wrench set

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just the tip of the iceberg. The correlation between spatial dimensions and force or energy ones can be achieved much simpler and less error prone with the metric system.

    Bartosz Szamborski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about modern imperial system is that the deffinition of international yard is based on the meter (since 1959)

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An imperial mile was also based on 1000: on average a grown nan was 5’2”. He could count 1000 paces, which roughly equals his height. That’s why the mile is 5,280 feet.

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the name was 'milles passuum', for 'thousand paces'. Shortened to 'mile'.

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    Doc Moran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest assured a handful of us who live in this dumbass country agree with you.

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Distance from my city (Valencia) to Madrid is only 1125 tomatoes.

    Daniel Ikelman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the 5280 foot mile invented by the Romans?

    Hailey B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, WE NEED A NEW SYSTEM FOR EVERYTHING!!!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like the teachers using new math and teaching it to kids.. ahhhh do this and do that, round this one up and borrow this from there, gets you 2. Smart kid.. isn’t 4-2 shorter?

    Debbie Stearne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decimal system is definitely superior. The US quickly modernised to decimal currency once they became independent from Britain. Pounds, shillings and pence was as ridiculous as pounds and ounces and feet, inches and yards and 100 degrees C to boiling point makes much more sense than 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    world is what it is. Meters may well be better and US has inches and feet. And, it's ours.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still rather clever, if you like acronyms. I'll always know now.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I grew up with the Imperial system, so I'm biased of course. But I do know that when I start complex calculations involving dollars and cents per square metre of land in x square kilometers compared to another area of land where its per hectare, I get lost with all the zeroes piling up.

    Hugo Hackenbush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing all countries that use metric have metric clocks as well...

    Frying Pan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metric system is way easier, if only we had it in the US

    Richard Salisbury
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mile is only incidentally divisible by feet as it's made up of smaller historical units, 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong and 8 furlongs to a mile. 3 miles to a league if you want to carry on. For anyone extending this discussion into currency it was 12 pence to a shilling and 20 shillings in a pound, makes division of pounds pretty variable. To upset everyone else a guinea was 1 pound and 1 shilling.

    Rad Roxxy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every comment is angry about us not using the metric system, and I'm confused with all these numbers 😭

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember as a kid in the U.S., we kept "gearing up" to convert to the metric system. It never happened. But our money system makes way more sense than the British system, especially the "old system."

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I decided a few years ago to just switch to metric. In my job as a tour guide (& my comments here) I always give the metric first.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This highroad argument doesn't fly when they use stones, hectares and hands as measurements. How does saying someone weighs 8 stone, 6 pounds makes sense?

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know using tomatoes as a mnemonic device was a thing. Fortunately, I have seen the error of my ways.....

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to remember how many feet in a yard, think tree - because three is too long and hard to remember.

    3Woodstock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!.... okay it makes sense I guess

    Melinda Farkas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aahh... it's so stupid...wy does people still use that s**t? Why?!

    Icedragocat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah the metric system makes logical sense but the imperial system is convenient. My middle finger's 3 inches exactly, my arm is 2 feet exactly, and the top part of my thumb is 1 inch long exactly. Maybe this is just me tho. 🤨😃

    lazy_panda_jory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if you're joking, but- what about everyone who hasn't got your EXACT measurements??

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee. I wonder where the USA first got their measurement systems. Were they dug up by the first Native Americans?

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    This one just seems nasty to me. Everyone knows converting in metric is easier but sometimes that's not the measurement you're dealing with.

    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are you dealing with it? I, and most of the world, never do.

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    #32

    No You Didn't

    No You Didn't

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣

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    #33

    Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton

    Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton

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    #34

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

    SilverMedalss Report

    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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    #35

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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    #36

    They Haven't Looked At Anyone

    They Haven't Looked At Anyone

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    #38

    They Got Nowhere To Be

    They Got Nowhere To Be

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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    #39

    Ink Is Expensive

    Ink Is Expensive

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College tuition prices are outrageous. There. I said it.

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    #40

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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    #41

    Clever And True

    Clever And True

    CuriousBrajesh Report

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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    #42

    That's Gotta Hurt

    That's Gotta Hurt

    Joe_Black03 Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )

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    #43

    But I Need A Vaccine

    But I Need A Vaccine

    Comfortablejack Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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    #44

    Premature Celebration?

    Premature Celebration?

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    #45

    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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    #47

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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    #48

    Poor Darren ?

    Poor Darren ?

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    #49

    Owned, Every Single Time

    Owned, Every Single Time

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    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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    #50

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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    #51

    But He Went To Get Milk...

    But He Went To Get Milk...

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    #52

    I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film

    I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film

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    #53

    It Wasn't Us....

    It Wasn't Us....

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    #54

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    He's Not Wrong You Know

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    #55

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

    gustavHeisenberg Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.

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    #56

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.

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    #57

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are for everyone. Don’t normalize depriving men of cats.

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    #58

    Toxicity Isn't Cute

    Toxicity Isn't Cute

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it scary that she's bragging about this!

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    #59

    Because They Get Fired

    Because They Get Fired

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries

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    #60

    Having An Actual Sense Of Style

    Having An Actual Sense Of Style

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    #61

    You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

    You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's another line for my collection.

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    #62

    Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol

    Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol

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    #63

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

    BelleAriel Report

    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, some of us are very passionate about people not dying.

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    #64

    Ticks Also Gotta Eat

    Ticks Also Gotta Eat

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    #65

    Such Tomfoolery Amirite?

    Such Tomfoolery Amirite?

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    #67

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.

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    #68

    Car Thief's Nowadays

    Car Thief's Nowadays

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals

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    #69

    Hate Cancel Culture

    Hate Cancel Culture

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    #70

    Not Really An Own But Still Awesome

    Not Really An Own But Still Awesome

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    #71

    The Scapegoat Concept !

    The Scapegoat Concept !

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    #72

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he tried harder, he'd be called a stalker.

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    #73

    The Fall Of Rome!!!

    The Fall Of Rome!!!

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    #74

    Complete F**king Legend

    Complete F**king Legend

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    Tatiana Kouzmanoff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.

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    #75

    He Held That One In

    He Held That One In

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    #76

    People Are Savages

    People Are Savages

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    #77

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

    Super_Cheburek Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag

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    #78

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah bc The Rock cares about some whiny white lady

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    #79

    Another One From Cringetopia

    Another One From Cringetopia

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    #80

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

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    seasidecav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbour had 6, I figured she had my share.

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    #81

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

    ThorsHammmer57 Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk

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    #82

    Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

    Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

    DaFunkJunkie Report

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    #83

    Ironic, Isn't It?

    Ironic, Isn't It?

    ybtopaz8 Report

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.

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    #84

    He “Died” At 33…

    He “Died” At 33…

    LilPeep1k Report

    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus also never wore t-shirts.

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    #86

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

    CuriousBrajesh Report

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    #87

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

    engwish Report

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very Republican response! Well played!

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    #88

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

    BelleAriel Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to write that last bit down this very minute.

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    #90

    Compound Interest

    Compound Interest

    VintageThrilla Report

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets

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    #91

    Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon

    Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon

    the-dogsox Report

    #92

    Hands & Feet

    Hands & Feet

    AnxiousIndicator Report

    Busy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any link to a YouTube video capturing this moment?

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    #93

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

    Jojojoost010 Report

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'How to tell you're not over someone without saying you're not over them'

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    #94

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

    SorysRgee Report

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know, you get that little bit extra.

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    #96

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

    DaFunkJunkie Report

    Chris M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.

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    #97

    Would've Never Thought Of That

    Would've Never Thought Of That

    chiraag06 Report

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    #98

    This Must Be Nice

    This Must Be Nice

    BelleAriel Report

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.

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    #99

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

    PotatoMan1310 Report

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time

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    #100

    Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?

    Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?

    ohotadima Report

    #101

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

    reddit.com Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.

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    #102

    Equality In A Nutshell

    Equality In A Nutshell

    evildeil Report

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

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    #103

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

    Old_Inflation_2278 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I frankly don’t get it, can anyone please explain?

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    #104

    Right Here Waiting For You

    Right Here Waiting For You

    the-dogsox Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew Richard Marx had it in him?

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    #106

    Double Standards

    Double Standards

    nicticeney Report

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?

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    #107

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

    RoDev455 Report

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is threatening my dog with sexual assault?

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    #108

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

    Iboshero Report

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol

    #109

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

    BelleAriel Report

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, in general, anarchists don't vote...

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    #110

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

    HealthyAd3628 Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.

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    #111

    Copy And Paste Attack

    Copy And Paste Attack

    AnxiousIndicator Report

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they thought the Star Wars posters were real too

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    #114

    Cant Think Of A Title

    Cant Think Of A Title

    theblueninja116 Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he is a horse's asss. I really don't see the problem.

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    #115

    The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent

    The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent

    beerbellybegone Report

    #116

    Destruction 100

    Destruction 100

    OnionGobbler862 Report

    WhyAmIHere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.

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    #117

    Josh Fainted

    Josh Fainted

    STANKY_SEA Report

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    #118

    Full Support

    Full Support

    AnxiousIndicator Report

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have an Iced Chocolate thanks.

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    #119

    Sigma Male Spotted

    Sigma Male Spotted

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    #120

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

    americanthaiguy Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.

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    #121

    Breakup Texts

    Breakup Texts

    DrugInducedBeard Report

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh

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    #122

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

    OrganicLube Report

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to answer your own birthday invitations

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    #123

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

    Cascaden_YT Report

    #124

    Dwight From The Office

    Dwight From The Office

    reddit.com Report