Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Who remembers when the Trump trash told different Native Americans to go back to where they came from?
Oh hell yeah! And if they did, Trump would have to move many of his major golf and construction projects.
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There are still people in my state flying "Trump 2020" flags in their yards. I frequently pass by one house that has a giant cutout of Trump in their yard and they decorate it based on whatever holiday is coming up. I don't ever recall any past president, regardless of party, being worshipped like this. Supporters should not be perplexed when people say it's a cult.
At least that makes idiots easier to find. They place the signs themselves.
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We've had to let so much sink in the past six + years. Too many of us are just so exhausted with it all.
I know and it keeps coming all bc trump had his grubby little hands all over Mitch the turtle as he enjoyed it
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How...just damnit, how can people be so dumb? Are they ignorant, stupid, or just not think this all the way through?
All of the above, and - this sounds facetious but it's the literal truth - they have calculatedly decided that facts no longer matter, only emotions do. So they say ANYTHING, even things they KNOW are false, to get the emotional response they want. Ted Cruz is a great example of this. He is not a stupid man - he's Harvard Law educated, which doesn't make him a genius but he's certainly not dumb - but he says THE most stupid things ever. That's on purpose. He gins up the rage machine and by the time anyone can correct it - if they ever do - the focus has moved on. It's on purpose, by leadership at least. They know the followers ARE actually that stupid and ignorant and they play it to their advantage constantly.
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Another example of our education system failing and the need to pay teachers more!
The republicans/trumpers block all legislation to fund schools they actively defund them too. The governor of Texas is writing up legislation that states kids don't have a right to an education guess he's taking that to scotus bc Roberts says the constitution doesn't guarantee any rights not written in an amendment which is a lie The authoritarians have now made the US a hybrid country. We are no longer an endangered democracy we are now in danger of full authoritarian rule. They keep banning books and now they're targeting library apps. Soon as they torch the libraries and mass kill peaceful protestors for all to see wo fear flee to another country quickly bc that's the end.
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They aren't "native". They are First Nations". And Rep. Descheenie's ancestors likely arrived in the area of the Navajo Nation 8,000 to 10,000 years prior to the ancestors of any Trumpista questioning his right of residency. Sadly, Trumpistas suckle idiocy as mother's milk.
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Back in the early 1880s, Congress (US) determined that Native Americans weren't, in fact, citizens of the US. Just to give everyone an idea where Trump et al. are taking the world.
My grandma practically believes anyone who’s in America and isn’t a white American is here illegally. As if us white people were the first people in America. Then she claims she’s done her research.
I'm so sorry. At least you didn't get your intelligence from her
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They don't want the true history about America to be learned or to be true. Go beyond those white washed textbooks people. Eric Descheenie is more legally American than his white political counterparts.
Well, not "legally" more American, but certainly far more historically legit as an American. His people have been there around 8,000+/-years- beat that, Europeans!
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he the one person who can talk accurately about "replacement theory" and genocide
It always reminds me of Ripley's line from Aliens: "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
I'm amused and astonished to think you thought this actually needed said and people weren't aware Native Americans were here first.
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Native? Is that pronounced Nay-tee-vee? Probably in Africa somewhere /s
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It's quite amusing to see the colonial mindset alive and well in the day and age.
WTF? Really? Are all these people snorting something that's eating away at their brains? Or did they already just have swiss cheese inside their skulls?
Bahahahahahahhauahahahauahah this is so funny, I can’t believe it’s real, I mean honestly with no context I would assume it’s from an old ‘the onion’ article 😂
But there are NO "native Americans", just First Nations and later arrivals. NO HUMANS ARE "NATIVE" OR "INDIGENOUS" TO THE AMERICAN CONTINENTS. Why does this nonsense persist? First Nations folk crossed the Bering Land Bridge in multiple waves during the last series of ice ages. Rep. Descheenie is the product of migration and immigration, just as I; his people just got here first. That doesn't make First Nations folk "native" or "indigenous". Africa has the only indigenous humans- we all spread from there over time. Why don't people understand this simple, basic, proved decades ago fact?
I had a neighbor question my legality because my parents were living in Central America when I was conceived. My dad was US army. My mom was a US navy civilian employee. I was born in Michigan.
My girlfriend lives in Tucson. She is surrounded by these idiots every single day.
I cannot even try to talk politics with Trump supporters anymore..... it always left me completely flabbergasted at the level of stupidity that spewed from their mouths.
The level of stupidity in this nation is staggering, but the level of stupidity in Trump is has no end 🤡
You have be that stupid to be a Trump supporter. Normal people know far better.
What is scary is that I had no idea how many idiots lived in America until trump supporters made their presence known.
A mailbox near my house has a sticker saying 'We were here first'. I painted an Indian on it with a question mark? The homeowners are new yorkers....
It's literally in the name. NATIVE. AMERICAN. As in, NATIVE to AMERICA. Aaaaaagh
Please, enough of this c**p, people. It isn't white people. It's Trumpers. Put away that broad brush.
It's so easy to say "not me." Here in the U.S., we white people definitely benefit from racism and perpetuate it -- whether intentionally or unintentionally. Only if we start taking responsibility for racism will it ever change. White people in both parties perpetuate racist c**p. (And yep, I'll agree that Republicans are more in-your-face about it, but that doesn't absolve Democrats.)
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Can you prove that? It's not like it's a stretch. Why the vested interest in the conservative trumpers? They saving you a seat?
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I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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