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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 3 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 3 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 3 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
pink_panda 3 years ago
Not to mention how she just proves her own blind, clueless patriotism by not knowing anything about the other country. Derp.
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Phill Healey 3 years ago (edited)
We can live in our housing without being told the decor is wrong by a HOA. Also, we can't get fired coz the boss is in a bad mood or wants to bully someone. We also don't need ID to buy alcohol to celebrate our 90th birthday. Also our cops tend to not be murderous untrained egotistical psychopaths. Amongst other things.
Karen Clark 3 years ago
I'm gonna come live with you, Phill. I'll bring my own groceries. Do you have room for my 2 horses?.....see what you did? Some of us are now coveting your life! 🙇♀️
Load More Replies... Katy McMouse 3 years ago
All four have valid points. Unfortunately, the person posting the original statement is most likely one of many asssholes who subscribe to the far-right dog whistle dogma. All four "whispers" are examples of the very issues these idiots absolutely do not want for this country, so I doubt their replies had any effect on her.
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
When my siblings go to school the only thing I worry about is a lice infestation
Seabeast 3 years ago
Yes, this. I never had to use it in all the years I was working, but it was there if I needed it.
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UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
This is someone who never grew out of saying “my dad is better than your dad” in kindergarten.
ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ 3 years ago
well, we have kinder eggs, they just don't have the toys in the chocolate. the chocolate and the toys are in separate sides, also what about gummy bears?
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Alice Platzer 3 years ago
Our past is taught in schools. Quite thoroughly. Greeting from Germany.
Ana Ferreira 3 years ago
*whispers* a food safety control agency that actually does its job, so we're not eating rubbish.
grey galah 3 years ago
*whispers* an electoral system that makes everyone over 18 vote, so we never have extremists hijacking the democracy. It's not perfect, just better
APL 3 years ago
I always wonder about that. Do you not just end up with a load of morons who don't want to be there and have no idea what they're doing, voting randomly for anyone at all like an amateur gambler who picks horses because he likes their names?
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Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Sadly the Us is run be corporations and not people. We therefore let our tribe down.
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
*Why* are Americans like this??? Everyone should be free to feel proud of the country they come from: of the landscape, the wildlife, the cuisine, the culture, the good stuff it has given to the world, the uniqueness of its history.But equally everyone should stand by the right of the next person to be equally proud of their own country of origin.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
*whispers* affordable healthy food; no more invasions of random countries; police who do not automatically assume black = target practice. The rest of the comments cover the remainder.
Lioness Nature 3 years ago
Whispers a livable wage is given. Whisper the cost of living and inflation is within means.
Chicagoboi 3 years ago
woke up today and heard on the radio ... 19 kids + 2 teachers in uvalde ...
Becky Greeley 3 years ago
Also whispers I'd love it if my country(USA) did too as well as so many other things they dont do
Susan Williams 3 years ago
I have made it a tradition to NEVER type the name trump with a capital T.
Cathy Jo Baker 3 years ago
American sucks on so many levels. Why don't I leave? Well, sadly, that is not an option. There are so many things the USA could do better.
Barbara Adams 3 years ago
Good, Lord, I misread and assumed the writer was from New Zealand. Or Finland. Or...
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
1 month of paid holidays (50 days for my wife, actually)
kenneth Boos lamy 2 years ago
Gun control in South America has us under communistic governments we can't get rid of
dev mehta 3 years ago
Whispers "Facebook, Netflix,Google, Microsoft, Starbucks, Apple, Amazon, Tesla, FedEx, Dell, IBM, ..." Whispers "defender of freedom, land of opportunities, number 1 destination for immigrants, Bill of Rights, biggest foreign aid donor, biggest attractor of global talent, biggest exporter and importer of pop-culture and food, biggest producer of oil..." Feel free to add to this
APL 3 years ago (edited)
*whispers* Corporations don't give a sh!t about your country and will leave the moment there is financial incentive; "defender of freedom" and "land of opportunity" are hilarious lies; the biggest foreign aid donor by GDP is Luxembourg; the Bill of Rights is a British invention from 1689; the biggest oil producer per capita is Saudi Arabia...feel free to actually know some things.
Load More Replies... APL 3 years ago
*whispers* Taxes that actually pay for public services instead of being hived off into the pockets of lobbyists
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*whispers* Taxes that actually pay for public services instead of being hived off into the pockets of lobbyists
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
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Karen Grace 3 years ago
Not with such a narrow margin, 2 turncoats, and half of congress hell bent on saying no to anything a Democrat wants even is it's good for the country and the majority of Americans do want it.
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#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 3 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 3 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 3 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 3 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 3 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
#50
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
#51
But He Went To Get Milk...
#52
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
#53
It Wasn't Us....
#54
He's Not Wrong You Know
#55
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
#56
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
#57
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
#58
Toxicity Isn't Cute
#59
Because They Get Fired
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
#60
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
#61
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
#62
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
#63
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
#64
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
#65
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
#67
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
#68
Car Thief's Nowadays
#69
Hate Cancel Culture
#70
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
#71
The Scapegoat Concept !
#72
Why Didn't He Try Again????
#73
The Fall Of Rome!!!
#74
Complete F**king Legend
Tatiana Kouzmanoff 3 years ago
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
#75
He Held That One In
#76
People Are Savages
#77
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag
#78
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
#79
Another One From Cringetopia
#80
Love That Disney Channel!!!
#81
Oh How The Turn Tables….
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
#82
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
#83
Ironic, Isn't It?
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.
#84
He “Died” At 33…
#86
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
#87
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
#88
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
#90
Compound Interest
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
#91
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
#92
Hands & Feet
#93
Is This A Comeback? Idk
#94
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
#95
Insert Funny Title
#96
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
#97
Would've Never Thought Of That
#98
This Must Be Nice
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
#99
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
#100
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
#101
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
#102
Equality In A Nutshell
phil blanque 3 years ago
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
#103
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
#104
Right Here Waiting For You
#106
Double Standards
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
#107
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
#108
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
#109
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
#110
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
#111
Copy And Paste Attack
#112
Chad Mod At Work
#113
I Don't Know You
#114
Cant Think Of A Title
#115
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
#116
Destruction 100
WhyAmIHere 3 years ago (edited)
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
#119
Sigma Male Spotted
#120
Elon Musk Has A Son??
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
#121
Breakup Texts
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
#122
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
#123
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
#124
Dwight From The Office
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 3 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies... APL 3 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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