Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Not to mention how she just proves her own blind, clueless patriotism by not knowing anything about the other country. Derp.
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We can live in our housing without being told the decor is wrong by a HOA. Also, we can't get fired coz the boss is in a bad mood or wants to bully someone. We also don't need ID to buy alcohol to celebrate our 90th birthday. Also our cops tend to not be murderous untrained egotistical psychopaths. Amongst other things.
I'm gonna come live with you, Phill. I'll bring my own groceries. Do you have room for my 2 horses?.....see what you did? Some of us are now coveting your life! 🙇♀️
Load More Replies... All four have valid points. Unfortunately, the person posting the original statement is most likely one of many asssholes who subscribe to the far-right dog whistle dogma. All four "whispers" are examples of the very issues these idiots absolutely do not want for this country, so I doubt their replies had any effect on her.
When my siblings go to school the only thing I worry about is a lice infestation
Yes, this. I never had to use it in all the years I was working, but it was there if I needed it.
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This is someone who never grew out of saying “my dad is better than your dad” in kindergarten.
well, we have kinder eggs, they just don't have the toys in the chocolate. the chocolate and the toys are in separate sides, also what about gummy bears?
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Our past is taught in schools. Quite thoroughly. Greeting from Germany.
*whispers* a food safety control agency that actually does its job, so we're not eating rubbish.
*whispers* an electoral system that makes everyone over 18 vote, so we never have extremists hijacking the democracy. It's not perfect, just better
I always wonder about that. Do you not just end up with a load of morons who don't want to be there and have no idea what they're doing, voting randomly for anyone at all like an amateur gambler who picks horses because he likes their names?
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Sadly the Us is run be corporations and not people. We therefore let our tribe down.
*Why* are Americans like this??? Everyone should be free to feel proud of the country they come from: of the landscape, the wildlife, the cuisine, the culture, the good stuff it has given to the world, the uniqueness of its history.But equally everyone should stand by the right of the next person to be equally proud of their own country of origin.
*whispers* affordable healthy food; no more invasions of random countries; police who do not automatically assume black = target practice. The rest of the comments cover the remainder.
Whispers a livable wage is given. Whisper the cost of living and inflation is within means.
woke up today and heard on the radio ... 19 kids + 2 teachers in uvalde ...
Also whispers I'd love it if my country(USA) did too as well as so many other things they dont do
I have made it a tradition to NEVER type the name trump with a capital T.
American sucks on so many levels. Why don't I leave? Well, sadly, that is not an option. There are so many things the USA could do better.
Good, Lord, I misread and assumed the writer was from New Zealand. Or Finland. Or...
1 month of paid holidays (50 days for my wife, actually)
Gun control in South America has us under communistic governments we can't get rid of
Whispers "Facebook, Netflix,Google, Microsoft, Starbucks, Apple, Amazon, Tesla, FedEx, Dell, IBM, ..." Whispers "defender of freedom, land of opportunities, number 1 destination for immigrants, Bill of Rights, biggest foreign aid donor, biggest attractor of global talent, biggest exporter and importer of pop-culture and food, biggest producer of oil..." Feel free to add to this
*whispers* Corporations don't give a sh!t about your country and will leave the moment there is financial incentive; "defender of freedom" and "land of opportunity" are hilarious lies; the biggest foreign aid donor by GDP is Luxembourg; the Bill of Rights is a British invention from 1689; the biggest oil producer per capita is Saudi Arabia...feel free to actually know some things.
Load More Replies... *whispers* Taxes that actually pay for public services instead of being hived off into the pockets of lobbyists
Load More Replies... *whispers* Taxes that actually pay for public services instead of being hived off into the pockets of lobbyists
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cc0a6952-78c4-4445-bd00-bf07166ba286
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Not with such a narrow margin, 2 turncoats, and half of congress hell bent on saying no to anything a Democrat wants even is it's good for the country and the majority of Americans do want it.
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Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies... It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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