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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 1 year ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
phil blanque 3 years ago
What is she talking about? Between 30% and 40% of people born in the United States have failed to integrate into a civilized society.
Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
Still amazes me how since social media became the #1 choice to communicate or vent, just how many people in power sound like inbreds. Really shows who you are supporting when all their advisors and writer's arent aren't on hand to stop them typing after a drink or two. Their true colours really show.... human race is doomed completely
Random Anon 3 years ago (edited)
Oh she's done plenty. Riding on her white privilege all the way to being a racist c*nt wearing fancy garb. If not for the family coffers, she could be working street corners. It's hard work milking those privileges.
Richard A Petro 3 years ago
Ms. Witzke apparently thinks that the United States represents a "civil society". Guess she really doesn't get out much, nor read the news but watches "Fox so-called News" 24/7!
JASH80 3 years ago
but not from a so-called "third world country" - I once read that this was a term created in the US, with the US being the only first world country and everyone else being second or third. But I might be remembering incorrectly.
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Katherine Heasley 3 years ago
I teach classrooms full of third-world immigrants and refugees. I'd take any of them over Madame Racist up there.
Mama Penguin 3 years ago
Define third world and civil society. Civil society is a broad, general term. And third world is a rather outdated term whose use and definition have become increasingly problematic lately. I live in a highly diverse community in NY with a sizable chunk of immigrants coming from these so called third world countries. My neighborhood is safe and thriving with a wide array of big name corporate businesses and mom and pop establishments. I went to middle school and high school with kids from these so called third world countries and a lot of them excelled. Sounds pretty civil to me.
Stacey Pearce 3 years ago
I moved to Australia from a 3rd world country and yes the education system was ahead of Australia at the time. They wanted to move me to higher grades here but refused as I didn't want to stick out. There are so many other things that make a huge difference between a 1st and 3rd world country and if you had to visit over there, you would see a massive difference. The people aren't bad people, where I am from they are super friendly etc but poverty and corruption amongst the government etc are what brings the country down and make everyone in the country suffer. Kids over there want to go to school, whereas here kids will do anything to get out of it.
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Drea Benoit 3 years ago
“Prove me wrong”? maybe take a step outside of your city-sized state and gain some life experience. Btw, I looked her up and she’s an alt right anti-lgbt “activist” who promotes qanon. The absolute worst of the worst. She has no ground for calling anybody uncivilized.
Richard Willis 3 years ago
The UK deputy chief medical officer of the UK during the peak of the pandemic was Sir Jonathan Van-Tam, son of Vietnamese immigrants!
Baskar R D 1 year ago
UK Prime Minister is of Indian decent and saved their asses when UKs economy was in shambles
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Nubis Knight 3 years ago
I'm sure she wasn't thinking of ASIAN third World countries! Even more hypocritical try to disguise her racism!
Jamie S. Martindale 3 years ago
Um ... "can not" doesn't mean "cannot" ... as long as you're being fussy about petty details, you might as well get your grammar correct, bee-yotch!
Mozzarella 3 years ago
Hey! I have three butt implants, a Botox lip filler and….and a make up stylist. U can never look as pretty as me! /s
Baskar R D 1 year ago
3rd world immigrants are the CEOs of Microsoft, Google , Adobe and many Fortune 500 companies.
Cameron Deering 3 years ago
Can't fix stupid.. and this woman takes the cake... and she's running for public office... Scary!!
Duane Lewis 3 years ago
Wow, you don’t look like a Native American. You must be a Third World refugee
Julie Schraeder 1 year ago
I think most white Americans would be unable to assimilate in any other non English speaking country!
Dinu Bogdan 3 years ago
A PhD in English but can't understand the meaning of the word "most"... Nguyen should ask for his money back!
Jenn Pinnau 3 years ago
Says a senator in a country almost the while world considers a third world country with luxury issues
Kim Lorton 3 years ago
She should NOT be running as a candidate for the senate! Or any political office!
Kim Lorton 3 years ago
She couldn’t do anything! Her eye lashes and makeup are so heavy, she can’t keep her eyes open!
Janet Graham 3 years ago
Some folks say the worst things and it just makes them seem even more stupid.
ラジエルテンペランス 3 years ago
She did say most. Though, skilled immigrants to the US do earn more than those born in the US.
Magnum Opus 3 years ago
The classic "my country is so good" proponent thinks anyone who isn't American or European is a caveman
Daman dan 3 years ago
When I see a post that ends with "prove me wrong" i know this person is just set in the thought and no matter how wrong it is and no matter what facts you bring up, they will just deny them and would just reply with "proof? Ironically, these people don't tend to be able to think for themselves which is why they rely on a very old meme and still think they're being edgy amd witty.
JMC5003 3 years ago
As my dad used to say, "Some people don't like to be confused by facts," She's a prime example.
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Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
Assimilation is literally when one ethnic group's culture completely becomes like another group's culture. It happens all the time for huge groups (which can be both good and bad) and so of COURSE they can. The fact that they can and do is practically why the word was invented. My word.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)
I love these kinds of emi/immigrant/refugee arguments 😂
Bored Seb 3 years ago
She said "most"; he just shared an exemple. An exemple as no value as an argument, so his point is not valid as he might be the only one. Don't get me wrong, I totally disagree with what she's saying, but sometime, it's important to remember the difference between an exemple and an argument... he didn't prove anything.
DC 3 years ago
She sat on her a*s, wasted Dad's money, than husband's money, because she's so empowered that she traded independence for wealth on her own purpose, and everybody should, at least every female body, and vote R, and generally, ... she's just soooooooo witty and wealthy, you just gotta love she. Well, she don't mind grammar, but who care?
Mama Penguin 3 years ago
Define third world and civil society. Third world is an outdated term whose meaning has changed since the end of the Cold War. I live in a highly diverse community with a sizable chunk of immigrants coming from these so called third world countries. My neighborhood is safe and thriving with a wide array of big name corporate businesses and mom and pop establishments. Sounds pretty civil to me.
Raiden Prime 3 years ago
She proved even a PhD and a pulitzer doesn't prevent you from falling for sh+tposters.
George Gameston 3 years ago (edited)
Vietnam is a second world country (formerly aligned with the USSR). If we are talking about wealth, it's a middle income developing nation. So this post doesn't fit the definition of a come back since the author is NOT from a third world country, despite his claims.
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 3 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 3 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 3 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 3 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 3 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 3 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 3 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 3 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 3 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
#50
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
#51
But He Went To Get Milk...
#52
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
#53
It Wasn't Us....
#54
He's Not Wrong You Know
#55
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
#56
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
#57
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
#58
Toxicity Isn't Cute
#59
Because They Get Fired
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
#60
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
#61
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
#62
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
#63
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
#64
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
#65
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
#67
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
#68
Car Thief's Nowadays
#69
Hate Cancel Culture
#70
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
#71
The Scapegoat Concept !
#72
Why Didn't He Try Again????
#73
The Fall Of Rome!!!
#74
Complete F**king Legend
Tatiana Kouzmanoff 3 years ago
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
#75
He Held That One In
#76
People Are Savages
#77
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
That’s a great comeback lmao first person was a entitled b***h bag
#78
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
#79
Another One From Cringetopia
#80
Love That Disney Channel!!!
#81
Oh How The Turn Tables….
June’s Very Own 3 years ago
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
#82
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
#83
Ironic, Isn't It?
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.
#84
He “Died” At 33…
#86
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
#87
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
#88
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
#90
Compound Interest
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
#91
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
#92
Hands & Feet
#93
Is This A Comeback? Idk
#94
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
#95
Insert Funny Title
#96
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
#97
Would've Never Thought Of That
#98
This Must Be Nice
Leodavinci 3 years ago
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
#99
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
#100
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
#101
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
#102
Equality In A Nutshell
phil blanque 3 years ago
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
#103
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
#104
Right Here Waiting For You
#106
Double Standards
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
#107
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
#108
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
#109
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
#110
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
#111
Copy And Paste Attack
#112
Chad Mod At Work
#113
I Don't Know You
#114
Cant Think Of A Title
#115
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
#116
Destruction 100
WhyAmIHere 3 years ago (edited)
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
#119
Sigma Male Spotted
#120
Elon Musk Has A Son??
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
#121
Breakup Texts
Anna Lessens 3 years ago
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
#122
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
#123
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
#124
Dwight From The Office
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 3 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 3 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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