Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

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Karina Todechine
Community Member
2 years ago

This happened to me on a date once...

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#2

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

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2 years ago

Cute baby lemon

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#3

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

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Community Member
2 years ago

Omg i will cry

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#4

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

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Puddles
Community Member
2 years ago

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

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#5

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

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Skure
Community Member
2 years ago

Solidarity with bags of chips

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#6

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

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Shirley Richard
Community Member
2 years ago

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

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#7

Spongebob Popsicle

Spongebob Popsicle

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Cyclops-bob!

Breanne Rushing
Community Member
2 years ago

...The Cyclopsicle

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Diksha Deshpande
Community Member
2 years ago

Dear God that is terrifying...

Robert Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

Minion spy

panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Illuminati bob?

Nicklas Linder
Community Member
2 years ago

"kill... me..."

Polfsky Pol
Community Member
2 years ago

Sponge Bob crossed with Minion

Big John
Community Member
2 years ago

Im so glad you added the close up pic, I never would have seen it otherwise

Luna Kittenwarrior
Community Member
2 years ago

🎶OOOOOOH! Who lives as a nightmare that no-one should see? SpongeBob Ice Cream!🎶

Emily Sophie Espersen
Community Member
2 years ago

I know they make the wrapper wrong it was really meant to make a cyclop from greek mythologi

TheReader19
Community Member
2 years ago

Sponge Bob demon

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

Cyclops!!!!

Mark Ginsel
Community Member
2 years ago

Never seen a single themed "sicle" that wasn't horrifying.

lasagna's underrated
Community Member
2 years ago

I've had many of those, all of them looked like the packaging. Maybe you just have bad luck.

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viktoh..
Community Member
2 years ago

Gives me d creeps

Darth Vader
Community Member
2 years ago

This has giveth me nightmares

Scotty Mchale
Community Member
2 years ago

This little popsicle went to Chernobyl

Anita Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

Cyclopspongebobsicle

Boop
Community Member
2 months ago

Nobody: Spongebob popcicle: KiLl Me PleAsE

prevent the toast
Community Member
5 months ago

who...- lives in your nightmares and feeds on your tears?

Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
10 months ago

Him and plankton merged!

Donna Leske
Community Member
10 months ago

Nightmare!

_.Puffy.Lil.Mystic._
Community Member
1 year ago

Expectations Vs Reality.

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
1 year ago

sponge-clops

Bobbi Berryhill
Community Member
1 year ago

Mom: alright! you can have any popsicle you want. *chooses spongebob* Child: Aahhhhh! Mommy, it's a monster!

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Alien Sponge Bob?

CZ
Community Member
2 years ago

what a shame

MMStuart
Community Member
2 years ago

You got screwed out of a gum ball!

Mariah Beane
Community Member
2 years ago

That's....Kinda creepy

Satoshi Ketsuban
Community Member
2 years ago

DEMON!

The Cube Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

No that's a win

Wolfy_Draws
Community Member
2 years ago

I've actually eaten one of these before. They don't always look like this. Mine are always high-quality :3

Carol Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Chernobyl Bob

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
2 years ago

It's past midnight and I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this point. Oh gosh.

Mae Tupos
Community Member
2 years ago

Newly hired minion.

Angeliz Lumbania
Community Member
2 years ago

Offspring of spongebob and plankton..lol

pretzelcitygirl
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think I will sleep tonight.

Ruby Montoya Segoviano
Community Member
2 years ago

Illuminati Bob

Florence Hastings
Community Member
2 years ago

And this is why kids have nightmares.

Destiny Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Nailed it.

Zoe Heathcote
Community Member
2 years ago

I am coming to EAT you...

Nigel Rodgers
Community Member
2 years ago

Cyclopsicle!

flyingaquapigs123
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao!!!

Ashley Sigurdson
Community Member
2 years ago

It's totally Plankton as SpongeBob

Hester Goldberg
Community Member
2 years ago

needs braces too

Sebastian Melmoth
Community Member
2 years ago

Deliverance Sponge Bob *cue dueling banjos* he's got ah right purty mouth on him,but can he squeal like a pig?

Magic Josie
Community Member
2 years ago

Yikes..

Isabel Tamayo
Community Member
2 years ago

Kinda scary. Haha childhood ruined

Amy Tarleton
Community Member
2 years ago

Frightening...

Ten Second Theatre UK
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa :')

Ten Second Theatre UK
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahaaa

Joy Sterrantino
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe it's Sponge-bob and Plankton's son?

Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

cyclopsicle

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Wasn't there an episode where the same thing happened to Plankton when he tried to use Spongebob's DNA?

>>Lonely Fox<<
Community Member
2 years ago

cyclbob

Luna Kittenwarrior
Community Member
2 years ago

Melt it straight away!

Lewisa Bradley
Community Member
2 years ago

I think you won the lottery

Frank Papa
Community Member
2 years ago

"Kill me!"

Vesna Brnić
Community Member
2 years ago

hhhhhx this one is funny

Nether Bandit
Community Member
2 years ago

"Kill me.....now.....*gibberish*"

Merilyn Horton
Community Member
2 years ago

Fukushima ice cream

Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

Billy bob square pant

YukinineJeager
Community Member
2 years ago

Nightmare fuel for kids :D

Community Member
2 years ago

Cyclops Ouo

Socially Awkward
Community Member
2 years ago

It's... kind of cute. Sorry.

sosunlight
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm going to have nightmares about that one...

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#8

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

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#9

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Now you are eggxeggerating!

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#10

Vending Machine Fail

Vending Machine Fail

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Puddles
Community Member
2 years ago

Even machines are not perfect. :O

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#11

Well Then

Well Then

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

At least it is not bored.

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#12

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
2 years ago

well at least it's big! oh wait

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#13

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

More ice cream!

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#14

This Blueberry Waffle

This Blueberry Waffle

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
2 years ago

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

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#15

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.

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#16

Cranberry Chocolate

Cranberry Chocolate

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

This is close to product fraud.

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#17

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
2 years ago

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

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#18

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

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Tua Lilja
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't be disappointed, you can probably make whole drop of lemonade with this bad boy.

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#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Sarcasticow
Community Member
2 years ago

Basically me doing DIY handcrafts-expectations vs reality

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#20

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

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#21

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
2 years ago

I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"

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#22

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

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#23

If Monday Was A Beer

If Monday Was A Beer

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

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#24

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

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CultOfBambi
Community Member
2 years ago

That's criminal!

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#25

Urge To Kill... Rising

Urge To Kill... Rising

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Socially Awkward
Community Member
2 years ago

Okay. That's it. *starts riot*

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#26

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
2 years ago

that's for your calcium intake!

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#27

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Avocado planned otherwise.

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#28

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Rabbit poop?

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#29

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

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Community Member
2 years ago

I like the lemon ones :P

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#30

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

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Iris Jans
Community Member
2 years ago

Well the package says 'tomato', not 'tomatoes' ;)

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#31

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

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Tiz_me_Tammy84
Community Member
2 years ago

I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.

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#32

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

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Community Member
2 years ago

stuff stuff inside the hole

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#33

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

Gangster strawberry

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#34

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

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Becca Jozwiak
Community Member
2 years ago

Someone knowingly did this to you. :(

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#35

This Loaf Of Bread

This Loaf Of Bread

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously, the berry harvesting did not go well this year.

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#36

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Anyone remeber Perri Air from Spaceballs the movie?

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#37

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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#38

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

And not with wine...

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#39

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

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Robert Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

You need multiple bites to eat an M&M?

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#40

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
2 years ago

For what do I need boiled peanuts? Really, please help me out, never seen those before...

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#41

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

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Jennifer Meier
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh, I HATE that! I only buy the florets anymore.

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#42

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Disgusting...but you get what you pay for.

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#43

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

"Diet peanuts"

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