Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Do not harvest too early, they say...hungry I was.

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#2

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

i'm dying

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#3

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

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Community Member
3 years ago

Omg i will cry

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#4

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

One teaspoon of guacamole should be enough for today.

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#5

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Fill it was Nutella! Entirely! Yes!

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#6

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Admittedly, the patty does not look too tasty, either.

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#7

Spongebob Popsicle

Spongebob Popsicle

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sosunlight
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm going to have nightmares about that one...

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#8

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

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#9

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Now you are eggxeggerating!

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#10

Vending Machine Fail

Vending Machine Fail

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Is it possible?

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#11

Well Then

Well Then

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mocochang
Community Member
3 years ago

wasn't this one kinda obvious before opening it?

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#12

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

well at least it's big! oh wait

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#13

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

More ice cream!

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#14

This Blueberry Waffle

This Blueberry Waffle

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

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#15

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is vile.

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#16

Cranberry Chocolate

Cranberry Chocolate

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Community Member
3 years ago

It look so promising too :(

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#17

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

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#18

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Bonsai!

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#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Panda!

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#20

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

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#21

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Google some benefits for lemon core... Should be something

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#22

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

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#23

If Monday Was A Beer

If Monday Was A Beer

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

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#24

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well...let's hope you like dry bread.

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#25

Urge To Kill... Rising

Urge To Kill... Rising

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well...USD $ 0.75 would be fine.

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#26

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

that's for your calcium intake!

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#27

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Avocado planned otherwise.

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#28

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Rabbit poop?

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#29

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

You should play the lottery today...

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#30

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Add love, water and sun! Not disregard, sand, and clouds!

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#31

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This must have been a task for at least an hour.

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#32

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

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Community Member
3 years ago

stuff stuff inside the hole

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#33

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Gangster strawberry

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#34

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Value!

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#35

This Loaf Of Bread

This Loaf Of Bread

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Obviously, the berry harvesting did not go well this year.

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#36

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Anyone remeber Perri Air from Spaceballs the movie?

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#37

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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#38

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

And not with wine...

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#39

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

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Robert Bailey
Community Member
3 years ago

You need multiple bites to eat an M&M?

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#40

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

nooo!!! :°O

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#41

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

They are healthy, it is said...

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#42

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Disgusting...but you get what you pay for.

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#43

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"Diet peanuts"

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