Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

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Karina Todechine 1 year ago

This happened to me on a date once...

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#2

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

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1 year ago

Cute baby lemon

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#3

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

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1 year ago

Omg i will cry

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#4

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

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Puddles 1 year ago

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

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#5

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

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Skure 1 year ago

Solidarity with bags of chips

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#6

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

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Shirley Richard 1 year ago

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

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#7

Spongebob Popsicle

Spongebob Popsicle

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Hans 1 year ago

Cyclops-bob!

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#8

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

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Hans 1 year ago

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

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#9

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

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Hans 1 year ago

Now you are eggxeggerating!

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#10

Vending Machine Fail

Vending Machine Fail

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Puddles 1 year ago

Even machines are not perfect. :O

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#11

Well Then

Well Then

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Hans 1 year ago

At least it is not bored.

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#12

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

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Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

well at least it's big! oh wait

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#13

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

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Hans 1 year ago

More ice cream!

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#14

This Blueberry Waffle

This Blueberry Waffle

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Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

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#15

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

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Yvonne Bernal 1 year ago

I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.

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#16

Cranberry Chocolate

Cranberry Chocolate

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Hans 1 year ago

This is close to product fraud.

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#17

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

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Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

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#18

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

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Tua Lilja 1 year ago

Don't be disappointed, you can probably make whole drop of lemonade with this bad boy.

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#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Sarcasticow 1 year ago

Basically me doing DIY handcrafts-expectations vs reality

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#20

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

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Hans 1 year ago

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

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#21

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

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Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"

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#22

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

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Hans 1 year ago

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

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#23

If Monday Was A Beer

If Monday Was A Beer

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Hans 1 year ago

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

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#24

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

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CultOfBambi 1 year ago

That's criminal!

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#25

Urge To Kill... Rising

Urge To Kill... Rising

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

Okay. That's it. *starts riot*

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#26

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

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Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

that's for your calcium intake!

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#27

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

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Hans 1 year ago

Avocado planned otherwise.

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#28

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

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Hans 1 year ago

Rabbit poop?

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#29

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

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1 year ago

I like the lemon ones :P

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#30

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

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Iris Jans 1 year ago

Well the package says 'tomato', not 'tomatoes' ;)

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#31

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

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Tiz_me_Tammy84 1 year ago

I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.

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#32

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

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1 year ago

stuff stuff inside the hole

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#33

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

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Adogcalledkitty 1 year ago

Gangster strawberry

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#34

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

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Becca Jozwiak 1 year ago

Someone knowingly did this to you. :(

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#35

This Loaf Of Bread

This Loaf Of Bread

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Hans 1 year ago

Obviously, the berry harvesting did not go well this year.

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#36

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

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Hans 1 year ago

Anyone remeber Perri Air from Spaceballs the movie?

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#37

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

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Hans 1 year ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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#38

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

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Hans 1 year ago

And not with wine...

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#39

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

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Robert Bailey 1 year ago

You need multiple bites to eat an M&M?

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#40

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

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Steve Bowman 1 year ago

For what do I need boiled peanuts? Really, please help me out, never seen those before...

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#41

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

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Jennifer Meier 1 year ago

Oh, I HATE that! I only buy the florets anymore.

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#42

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

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Hans 1 year ago

Disgusting...but you get what you pay for.

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#43

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

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Hans 1 year ago

"Diet peanuts"

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#44

This School Lunch Is A Disappointment

This School Lunch Is A Disappointment

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

Well, it's school lunch... so...

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#45

Well, It's Not Technically False Advertising

Well, It's Not Technically False Advertising

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Olivia Mioch 1 year ago

Pepperono pizza

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#46

This Chocolate Chip Cookie That Is Ashamed Of Itself

This Chocolate Chip Cookie That Is Ashamed Of Itself

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Robert Bailey 1 year ago

Kinda looks like the cookie is pooping.

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#47

Disappointing Frozen "Hawaiian Pizza"

Disappointing Frozen "Hawaiian Pizza"

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cassiushumanmother 1 year ago

This is a punishment for loving pizza with pineapples on it^^

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#48

Chocolate Filled Hostess Twinkies

Chocolate Filled Hostess Twinkies

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

💔

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#49

This Burger I Got. The Cashier Told Me It Was Acceptable

This Burger I Got. The Cashier Told Me It Was Acceptable

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Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

the cashier has very low standards

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#50

There Are No Blueberries In My Blueberry Muffin

There Are No Blueberries In My Blueberry Muffin

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Rodolpho Cunha 1 year ago

Blueberry Nuffin

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#51

Worst Lemon Ever

Worst Lemon Ever

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Hans 1 year ago

At least it is well cushioned...

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#52

My Burger Bun Only Had One Sesame Seed

My Burger Bun Only Had One Sesame Seed

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Hope Floats 1 year ago

Bless him!..Holding on for dear life too..

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#53

My Friend Got An Empty Hot Pocket

My Friend Got An Empty Hot Pocket

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Tee Peterson 1 year ago

Well at least you won't have to worry about there being a frozen spot in the middle after you microwave it.

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#54

This Purple, Grape Shaped Little F*cker Is Black Licorice Flavored

This Purple, Grape Shaped Little F*cker Is Black Licorice Flavored

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Darth Vader 1 year ago

Theres a special place in hell for people who play games like this.

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#55

I Found A Shoe Lace In My Chips Ahoy

I Found A Shoe Lace In My Chips Ahoy

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Libby-Rose Packham 1 year ago

That is disgusting and awful. Did you complain?!

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#56

Looks Just Like The Box

Looks Just Like The Box

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Hans 1 year ago

Wow...this is more than distucting. Looks like it has been eaten before. Once at least, but probably twice.

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#57

My Packet Of Popcorn Didn't Have Any Kernels In It, Only Butter

My Packet Of Popcorn Didn't Have Any Kernels In It, Only Butter

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Hans 1 year ago

yummy!

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#58

'hi There!' Just Opened My Can Of Peas.

'hi There!' Just Opened My Can Of Peas.

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Kjorn 1 year ago

i hope he didn't move when you open it

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#59

So I Asked For A Flake Mcflurry

So I Asked For A Flake Mcflurry

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Baguettes R People 2 1 year ago

This is a fake Mc flurry

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#60

I Opened A Packet Of Ketchup, It Was Empty, Air Only

I Opened A Packet Of Ketchup, It Was Empty, Air Only

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Markus McCloud 1 year ago

No, that's just the vegan, gluten-free, zero-calorie ketchup.

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#61

This Onion Has One Rotten Layer

This Onion Has One Rotten Layer

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Batya Livni 1 year ago

How does only *one* layer rot? I mean, if it was the innermost or outermost layer i would get it, but in the middle?

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#62

Got A Cup With No Peanut Butter

Got A Cup With No Peanut Butter

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Skure 1 year ago

Use it as glass for shots

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#63

I Would Have Liked Atleast 3 Mushrooms

I Would Have Liked Atleast 3 Mushrooms

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Markus McCloud 1 year ago

You're asking a bit too much.

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#64

Not A Single Nut

Not A Single Nut

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Dana Hill 1 year ago

Score!!! (nuts should not be in brownies!)

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#65

And It Tasted Bad

And It Tasted Bad

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kate h 1 year ago

Well the package does say "light" lol

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#66

Seasonal Fruit "Salad" AKA The Cup Of Grapes

Seasonal Fruit "Salad" AKA The Cup Of Grapes

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1 year ago

Well it's a grape season i suppose :P

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#67

The Amount Of Chips In This $1.00 Bag

The Amount Of Chips In This $1.00 Bag

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Hamlets twin 1 year ago

Chips are sold by weight not volume...

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#68

How Ice-Cream Betrayed You

How Ice-Cream Betrayed You

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Jennifer Meier 1 year ago

That bear gives you a clue. ;D

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#69

This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

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GregW 1 year ago

Stradiva (Strah DI vah) (n) Product inside may differ from photo on packaging.

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#70

This Starbucks Chicken Salad Sandwich

This Starbucks Chicken Salad Sandwich

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Flavius Stefeliga 1 year ago

Starfucks

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#71

Topped With Cheese........

Topped With Cheese........

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Ivan Ivanov 1 year ago

That looks real cheesy!

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#72

There Was Only One Marshmallow In My Cocoa, But It Wasn't False Advertising

There Was Only One Marshmallow In My Cocoa, But It Wasn't False Advertising

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Gareth Burts 1 year ago

if your going to cheat people don't lie

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#73

This Watermelon.....

This Watermelon.....

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Grace Mercier 1 year ago

It's a mini-melon!!

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#74

Define Disappointment

Define Disappointment

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Shelby Wagenmaker 1 year ago

Ick

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#75

I Think I Just Lost At The Lemon Lottery

I Think I Just Lost At The Lemon Lottery

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Dr.shevitz 1 year ago

Yes yes you did

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#76

Did I Pay Extra For This?

Did I Pay Extra For This?

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

We don't know. Did you?

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#77

This Freshly Store Bought Pomegranate.

This Freshly Store Bought Pomegranate.

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Ie Va 1 year ago

Pomegranate is a lottery.

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#78

When You Meet Sid From Ice Age Animation In Real Life !! Lol :d

When You Meet Sid From Ice Age Animation In Real Life !! Lol :d

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Oliver Gloxin 1 year ago

Sell it on eBay!

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#79

What Arrived...