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Ah, English! One of the easiest or hardest languages you’ll ever learn—depending on whom you ask. However, even if we’re wizards of literature or native speakers, we all slip up from time to time. We can forget how to spell and even the most simple words can elude us. Especially when we’re stressed or distracted (but social media can be to blame, too!).

We've collected some of the funniest times that people’s minds temporarily shut down and their English language skills melted like butter in a hot pan from the 716k-member-strong r/ihadastroke subreddit. When you’re done upvoting your fave pics and enjoying this list, you can check out our previous post about people who forgot how English works right here.

Bored Panda talked about the pitfalls that come with learning English, what we can do to keep our linguistic skills sharp, and the effects that social media has on our grammar with Dr. Lisa McLendon, who is the News and Information Track Chair at the University of Kansas School of Journalism and Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center. Read on for her in-depth insights.

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Dr. McLendon from the University of Kansas said that some parts of the English language can be hard to learn for foreign students. A lot depends on the languages they already know.

“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” the professor explained.

However, memorizing common words doesn’t help overcome these difficulties. It’s all a matter of changing your mindset and practicing things until they become second nature. “These don’t pose any difficulties for native speakers who use them correctly without even thinking about it,” Dr. McLendon said. However, native speakers have other problems with English.

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In Dr. McLendon’s experience as an editor and a teacher, she has found that native speakers have trouble with past passive participles in speech (e.g. saying ‘I had went’). Meanwhile, in writing, they have problems with punctuation, homophones (peek vs. peak, etc.), and misplaced modifiers.

But for those of us who feel confident in our English and feel like there’s nowhere else to go, the journey isn’t quite over. We can’t rest on our laurels.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes,” the expert said. “But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar.”

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Dr. McLendon previously told Bored Panda that people forget words all the time because of temporary ‘blips’ in the information retrieval process in our minds. However, modern life and the easy access to technology also have an effect on our ability to spell well.

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Spell-check, auto-correct, and editing software are now very common and they can shut down our ability to think and write for ourselves.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

Improving our writing skills requires conscious effort on our part. Editing and proofreading are very important, so we should take the time to carefully read over what we’ve written. Several times if necessary. Knowing what mistakes we tend to make most often is also an advantage because we can then avoid those pitfalls.

However, there are times when editing, stepping back for a while, and sitting down to edit again isn’t enough. Dr. McLendon suggests having someone else read over what you’ve written to catch any mistakes left behind.

“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my lunch box today I have a curved red ball (Apple) and a pink smile (melon)

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Catlady6000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called Superfetation, where a woman conceives, and then conceives another baby while still pregnant with the first. High risk and dangerous, especially when the 2nd conception is a few weeks or even months into the initial pregnancy, resulting in one full term baby and one preemie

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Parmeisan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you, I knew it was technically possible - very rare though, right? Requires 2 eggs at once which usually doesn't happen?

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Rubeus Hagrid
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*****g died

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Nothanks L. Walk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when questions about basic biology are so inane they accidentally touch on something intelligent. One twin can indeed absorb the other during gestation, although it is exceedingly rare.

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Kanga9ine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no womb to fight. They'll just have to get used to each other and show up on time. They won't get their own wombs for a while. The guys should play a joke on moms and order a bunch of stuff from Womb Service. Rent a couple movies. Shell get a real laugh when they hand her the bill.

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Katja Aakre Isbrekken
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... "if your girl gets pregnant, then sex and pregnant again, does she hav a twin, or do they fight in the womb?" 😹😹😹 No friend, she either had an abortion (natural or clinical) or she lied.😹😅 OR shes just been pregnant the whole time and forgot she told you before? 😅

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Nothanks L. Walk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too afraid to... wait he's doing it already. Guess we're done here. Another happy customer

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a* girl* gets* pregnant* then haves* sex and pregnant* again does* she have twins* or do they* fight in the womb? :) (In case you didn't understand, but you probably did understand it anyway)

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CAILIN FRITSCH
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a girl* gets* pregnant* then sex and pregnant* again does* she have a twin or do they* fight in the* womb? :)

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Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: If a girl gets pregnant then has the naughties and gets pregnant again, does she have twins or do they fight in the womb?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

r/TooAfraidToAsk should be more like - ImSoRetardedIShouldNotBeAllowedToHaveSexPeriod

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's "If a girl gets pregnant then sex and pregnant again, does she have twins or do they fight in the womb?" it doesn't make sense though lol

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Struggles with English are the least of this person's problems!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: If a girl has sex and gets pregnant, and then has sex and gets pregnant again, does she have twins or do they fight in the womb?

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Andrew
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, Mr. or Ms. or Mrs. Blurred out name, you don't find out because you were dumped off the bridge by your girlfriend, because she found this.

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Cuddles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now all I can think of is that all of the multiples that are born declared a peace treaty in utero.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more concerned with the fact that it says baby legs sold here🤔😬🤨😶

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