People Are Telling Their Darkest Secrets To This Twitter Account, And Here Are 50 Of Their Juiciest Confessions (New Answers)

I see nothing wrong with this at all. They wouldn't take care of her give her to someone that can and will

Hehe, nice one!

This is not a sin, it's really considerate!! :)

I had a 6 year old foster kid who was obsessed with wanting glasses like her older sister. Alas, she didn’t need them. :/ While her older sister walked around trying on various frames for her new glasses, she was trying to be supportive. I couldn’t bare to see her disappointed, so I told her to pick out whatever frames she also wanted. She was over-the-moon elated! We bought her “glasses” as-is without a prescription… just a clear lens. They were a hideous pink cat eye style. She wore them EVERYWHERE! And anytime she would get complimented on them, she’d tally up those compliments, “See? Another compliment!” It was ridiculously cute! :)

I always want to ask Alexa to end the simulation {like the Matrix} but don't. I'm afraid if it does life might be worst then it is.

You little demon. 😇

Awwww

I hope the dog gets to see a therapist after all that.

😂😂😂😂

Awwww so sweet

Hopefully happily married

This is just funny lol

This one made me laugh waaaay to loud. Brilliant.

That is so sweet

That is hilarious!

we sing happy birthday to my brother most times we eat out

Good

I don't like the taste of beer, wine or spirits, I'm more than happy with a soft drink or juice. I've done it to stop people asking "but whyyyyyyy?" I don't drink and "just try this one".

Cute idea, I'll do the same! *remembers that she has never been asked out* Oh... 😐

The company I worked for supplied free vend coffee machines. I put fake price stickers on the machines. It went ballistic. HR had to put out an Email assuring everyone it was somebodies idea of a joke. I think I got away with it.

Hey that is nice of you

Well it worked lol

This is why I have a Furbo camera… so I can talk to my animals. My cat is too smart! When he wants my attention… he triggers the camera, so I’ll check on him and have a little chat with him. :)

My brother-in-law, who is a right know it all, fitted his fridge freezer into his kitchen work tops. For years my sister-in-law complained nothing was ever cold and the freezer took an eternity to do basic freezing......he'd left the Styrofoam encasing the whole of the back.

This kinda cute not gonna lie

Sh*t or dirt, just wipe it up and toss it out. No need to sniff!

:D This is very old bus drivers joke.

well done

Awwww

Whatever works.

Beautiful. Will try to do this too going forward.

I like your way to keep your beloved a***ole healthy :D

This could really backfire at home.

This is another case of a bad marriage. You should be able to tell your partner that you want Fridays to yourself and they should support that!

Then I don't envy your relationship

If you're getting up on Friday at the same time you get up on your workdays, you've missed the point of a 4 day week.

My girlfriend let me have all the me days I need, without the need of lying to her.

I think this is not a great strategy; hide it from most people but not from your life partner. Lying in your relationship can cause major trust issues.

I understand, but you're playing with fire.

Sir just be single. It’s your truth you’re denying that makes you untrustworthy. Don’t tell anyone hut it’s the BEST, no lies needed.

Tuesday thru Friday and everyone still thinks I work 6d a week!!!

My days are 3-5 depending… I really wish I’d have kept it quiet

Sounds like a dream come true.

good for you!

Don't blame you one bit, however if you told your SO they'd probably want their own day too. I swear there are many reasons we aren't told what Adulting really involves, bc if we were told we would never procreate...lol 👍🌹😁🙏 cheers...

Technically they are “working” just on them not at a job!!!

Over the years, I've invented night classes, volunteer jobs, and other weekly excuses to have time alone. Never got caught. That would've been awkward.