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What’s the secret you’re keeping right now? 

Did your heart just stop at that question? We bet you can probably count up to a dozen memories or pieces of personal information that you don't want to share with other people. And that’s fair! Humankind has fought for privacy rights for years. We’re not here to learn about your secrets, but to show how 50 people got the burden off their backs with anonymous secret confessions.  

As the professor of psychology at Georgia Gwinnett College, David Ludden, Ph.D., points out, secrets can be psychologically damaging because the secret holder can't express what happened and discuss it with others. And as we’ve all experienced, talking about our problems and getting a second opinion can be a huge relief. But when it comes to secrets, we can’t share what happened and have the same approach. Actually, the idea that someone else might know our secret leads to sleepless nights. 

Most of the time, you probably think of letting the cat out of the bag because it’s driving you crazy. Still, you can’t hand the power of blackmail or shame to family, friends, and strangers, so you prefer to take some secrets to the grave. But, that’s where the advantage of anonymity comes into play. Instead of confessing to priests and bartenders, try confessing sins anonymously online. Without further ado, we’ve found 50 anonymous secret confessions shared on Fesshole to help you realize that your secrets might not be that bad.  

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Frau von Düh
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and ashamed that there are people that have to rely on the kindness of others for WiFi. Should be granted

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Caro Caro
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the sweetest thing.... Thank you.

Pernille Dyre
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do have cities that does that in denmark...

ZAPanda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep in our Province, Gauteng, two of the cities have this in the centre of the city. Also, most schools have free wifi as well.

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Sasy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is so beautiful ♥ thank you for making some ones life so much better, in such a creative way.

BabyBooby
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love your comment Sasy😍😍couldn't have said but better 💕

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Margaret McFarland
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the nicest things I've read in a long time. This is so kind of you.

Kusotare
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To make it a little more secure, set the password to their address or unit number and tell the neighbo(u)r that's how the council tracks usage. That way they're not as likely to share it with others.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On top of how heartbreaking it already is, how does everyone think, men don’t feel this at all???!

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? It’s just as heartbreaking for men.

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    Dave van Es
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for your loss, and I don't even know if you will be able to read this, but how are YOU holding up?

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss

    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God I thought that was going to end with "today my little man turned 18, can't wait to see his face as he reads the emails" but nooooooo (onions)

    Pernille Dyre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. He was alive. You are normal and dealing with worst possible ... keep on!

    Nazz HW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you holding up? Please don't hesitate to connect if you need anything. Anything at all.

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That devastated me reading that. My husband once asked me why the boys birth certificate said quintuplets. It took me months to finally tell him why. Three boys and a girl. Around 18 months or so, due to fall out from Chernobyl and severe complications to tasachs disease, we lost her. This is maybe the 4th time I openly talked about this. It's amazing on how everyone is quick to comfort the mother and just as quickly dismiß the father

    Peggy Sjöström
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, what a heartbreaking secret. We must do better for men.

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    Anonymous Confession Stories Bringing “Sinners” Together

    Maybe you committed a petty crime and got away with it. Maybe you had a regrettable one-night stand, or you did something shameful in your student life. Or maybe it's not that extreme. Some people hide their views on political and religious views, especially when they believe no one else will agree with them. Some do not reveal their finances too, whether they have a lot more or a lot less than others think. For whatever the reason, every person in the world hides a secret. The group of people craving for a way out to spill the tea are much more than the easygoing poker faces we see daily. 

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    Fesshole is the place that might do the trick in making you feel safe and still express what’s killing you inside—hilarious stories or not. With hundreds of thousands of followers, it offers everyone who wants to confess a Google form to keep their anonymity and many, many sets of ears, so they know their confession is heard. It might not bring you salvation, but if there's a chance for peace of mind, why not take it? 

    And we at Bored Panda are seekers of peace of mind. Hence we want to help everyone turn the page on a mistake they’re the only ones to know about. Sharing secrets anonymously is the core value in Fesshole. Thus, we got in contact with the person behind Fesshole, Rob to give us more insights about this impactful digital platform. 

    Rob told Bored Panda, "It came about after chatting to my mate Chris and he was moaning about the old internet and how you could post a complaint about your job or your life on a web forum, and nothing went viral and the only people who read were internet nerds. You didn't get sacked." Now, the situation is quite different. If you vent online about your crazy boss, chances are it might go viral enough for your story to reach them as well.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant, this needs to be upvoted!

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree because I know a lot of people that accidentally react. Or they are older and don’t understand what the emojis mean. Maybe do this for people that comment but just because they laugh reacted is a bit much…

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a mother who is technologically inept, who will use inappropriate reaction emojis on occasion, by mistake, so I'd not report someone for the emoji reaction. Hard to mistakenly make a racist comment, though.

    Shane S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree totally. Based on just a reaction is a bit much

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    Magdalena Bedernik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't like this. Self appointed vigilantes messing with people's livelihoods isn't something I think is ok, especially over emojis of all things. Maybe if we had UBI (here in the US), and your job wasn't tied to your very survival, ok. But nobody deserves to be on the street or suffer from lack of health insurance over an emoji. Come on, guys! If you ever looked into the Amy Cooper in the dog park story, you realize the story was not as neat and clean as the media made it out to be. Her life was destroyed, because the media decided to make it the world's business and leave out tons of details. Let's become wise thinkers and leave others to their own karma. Go outside and spend time with family instead of trolling websites for other trolls.

    Frankenfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was a racist and an animal abuser, how does she not deserve everything that came to her

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    Zoran Ilić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I understand correctly... You report them to their employer as RACISTS, because they made an lol smiley on a story which involves immigrants, 100% sure that lol means a racist river of swears and slurs???

    Whowhatwherewhy?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted this but you make a very good point.

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    Megan Flanagan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called doxing and not a great thing

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the great thought police. The modern day, I'm going to tattle on you to your mom on what you said. Now it's, I'm going to tattle on you to your boß!! For what?? Something you said or did on your own personal time?

    Jane Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that means it is ok to cause someone to lose their source of income because what you perceive to be racist because of one or two racist type articles. Wow no wonder this country is going to hell.

    Ronald Copenhagen
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    3 years ago

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    This will cure their racism and definitely won’t push a mentally disturbed person into a violent rage. Good job.

    BabyBooby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention possibly taking a job who's family depends on it.....what did little 5 year old Timmy and his pregnant mom do...modern day vigilantes can be very zealous with absolutely no wisdom at all

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how would you know what they're laughing about? I can understand a rude, belligerent comment. But over an emoji with no other context? Really? I hope their employers brush off your reports.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I would like to add immigrants are from all nations, regardless of skin colour, gender, race, culture, religion. Are you even reading the stories people are reacting to?

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hope somebody returns the favor one day.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a mean move. They laid eggs as long as they could and deserved their life-long stay.

    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, if this was how we had to compromise, I would most likely leave. Like wtf. As long as you take care of the pet most the time, you should be allowed to have as many as you can afford and is good and well for the animals.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Differing views don't mean you walk away from a marriage. That's lazy and cowardly.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly, you should just tell her, 'I'm not getting rid of my chickens just because they got old. They can retire here!'. Secondly, if this is in the UK, shop bought eggs have a stamp on them with the farm ID and best before date. If she's ever used one of the eggs herself, she knows!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they don't in Ireland. It could be a Lidl in Ireland.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. But I really hope that even if she found out, she wouldn't consider getting rid of them? Please say she wouldn't.

    Pat Head
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Chickens deserve respect for their hard work, especially following their "henopause".

    Eunice Probert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry for your wife if she sees them as just egg-laying machines. I have four hens and I appreciate how intelligent and full of character they are.

    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this, would have done the same. Chooks are pets!

    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really are great pets. Each with their own little personality and many like to be held and petted

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    Anne Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. You should ask about keeping her when her eggs run out.

    Richard Portman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, this was my first thought but you said it better.

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    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to both sides of this story. When we first got hens, I had fully intended that they'd go into the stewing pot when they were spent. By the time they'd gotten to that point, though - about 3 years later - there was no way we were going to eat Lucky, Daisy, Jim, or Pumpkin. Since then, all our hens have lived out full, natural lives while free-ranging in our yard.

    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you both agree on this before getting them?

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    The Fesshole Project

    Anyway, Rob and Chris continued with their conversation, and they "got to talk about how semi-anonymity through obscurity was a good thing in many ways."

    "So I thought I'd make a place where it's free for Chris to moan and even if it did go viral, it wasn't going to ruin his job or his life because his name is not on," the man running the project explained its origins.

    Rob keeps a record of how many people submit their confessions and it's about 150-180 per week.

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    Eagle Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even better that no one has given up the secret code

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    Claire Stanfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my old job, I noticed that the bilingual 'don't throw garbage on the floor' sign in the bathrooms in English/Spanish. On the Spanish side only, it instructed the president of the company BY FIRST NAME not to throw garbage on the floor XD

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would seem to be rather obviously not the same, even if you don't speak spanish??

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once inquired why a friend had a "made in china" ink on his arm. He proudly stated, that's my name in Mandarin. To this day, I call him made in china

    Eunice Probert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! I've lived in Wales for 28 years. I can't speak more than a few words. But it is important to have everything in both languages as this country is bi-lingual.

    LAWLAWLAW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once convinced my manager SWALK was like the business equivalent of RSVP and got her to SWALK all the important business letters she sent out

    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's perfect and an entirely appropriate thing to see in Welsh. Here be dragons is an ancient missive that was placed on maps to typically advise that certain parts of the world wss not yet mapped the English had not mapped most of Scotland and Ireland so it was on a lot of their old maps.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I spoke Welsh and came across this, I wouldn't tell!

    Cath Homer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bendigedig! Caru ti'n gwaith 😉

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    Rhea.S🤍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought i was the only one who held memories of people by their scents😄treasure that special bond,you can never be too old for your parents❤

    Linda Yesenia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I still had my parents! Never too old!

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    Myrtille rat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this moment we are emptying the house of my deceased grandmother and yesterday it was the bathroom , I recovered an old brush made of boar hair that I have always known for 45 years; my mother took all the others and planned to wash them before giving them. I will keep mine preciously and never wash it because it has such a peculiar smell and instantly carries me through time on his knees , my head on his shoulder hugging

    Artoonist Corine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get this. My Mom passed in 2001. I was going through some old stuff and found mom's overnight suitcase. She used this for all her toiletries. I opened it and the smell instantly caused me to break down in tears. It was like my mom was right there with me. It smelled of her perfume. I still have the case. Don't think I will ever be able to part with any of it.

    Marla Moops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my mom 12-3-21. I can't tell you how true this is. I still hug the quilts she made or kept because it smells like her and It feels like I am hugging her. I am now sobbing. Just know this post hits close to home.

    LittleWombat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss, Marla! It's been 5 years now for my mom and 7 for my dad and I still grab and hold tight to the items I can hug that make me feel like their arms around me. Sending you love!

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    Odette Boisvert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have an cold can of Gillette shaving cream REGULAR scent and when I really do miss my late dad, I put a little dab of the mousse behind my ears - like a perfume...

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they won't mind if you visit them more often.

    BORKADYMUSIC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that’s nice, I wish my relationship with my parents was goid like that :(

    AnnaB
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used a very specific perfume. When she passed away, I took her favorite silk scarf and triple wrapped it in baggies. I open it every once in a while just to remember. She passed away in 1975 and the smell is still there. Faint, but there. I still miss you, mom.

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    Rhea.S🤍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delightful!I hope you get to be best friends

    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did we just become best friends?!?!" "Yup!!!"

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never have noticed - I've had 2 Zoom meetings today, and couldn't tell you what a single person in those meetings was wearing.

    Jasper Cool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha this is the sort of thing I would do. Hats of to the wife for being in on it.

    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an auto shop teacher at my high school who wore the same clothes for his yearbook picture every single year for over 30 years.

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where I thought this was going. OP's submission was a little confusing at first, without the disclaimer that he was being advised to wear the same as the other caller.

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would only be concerned if someone logged on and they were naked..

    Verena Abt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed you have nearly the same clothes in your wardrobe to play that game for 18 months.

    Locked In The Cellar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the wife tells him about new clothing purchases as well

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    JOSEPH KPOU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is kpou Joseph benefit 24years and am from the southren pat of Nigeria, yenegoa city bayelsa state my deepest confession have been a criminal, a thief also I masturbat I tell lies fornicate more often, it started from my teenage age 11 I also take advantage of people wife 5oftan times have fallen.Oo now my heart is in pain all the long I could nithan sleep or be at rest each time I set down and think of all the wrongs have done unto humanity am dispointed at my own self Oo GOD pardon my sins .fesshole pls help me share all have written

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    The Selection Process of Funny Confessions 

    Rob doesn't overthink the process of which ones to feature on the account. “[My choices are] based on scrolling down the list and reading and picking out the ones that I think will work. Funny or interesting, really,” he said. “Or my judgment of what I think the world will find funny or interesting.”

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    When you look at it, Rob’s content selection method is kinda meta. “I think scrolling down whilst picking echoes how people read Twitter, just hunting for that interesting bit,” he pointed out. “So this is Twitter, where I’ve pre-chewed the meat.”

    But with so many submissions, running the account requires a fair share of time and effort. “I’m in and out of the spreadsheet (whilst doing other stuff, too) all day and every day. That means I’ve read over 3 million words (3,178,532) simply picking the confessions.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, and more employers should follow your example.

    Bob Belcher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they banned smoking in doors due to health risk of others. If you want to.come inside, you should have a vaccine to protect others.

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're not wrong , who needs conversations about JFK coming back to rid the world of pedos who drink baby blood with Trump leading the way

    Suzi Q
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes being vaccinated does save you from major illness and it's a good idea. Remember you can still test positive and pass COVID around despite being vaccinated. So many people who have COVID don't know they have it. We still need to social distance and wear masks too.

    Esgain Erin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really not fair. Some people can't get vaccinated for health reasons...

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True I have a nephew that cant but He has s to carry a Doctors verification and be tested every 2 weeks and carry his negative status with him! He has no complaints!

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    Courtney Lunsford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom got blood clots from the covid vaccine.. so I'm a nutter then because I refuse to get the vaccine out of real legitimate fear for my health and well being? Why is your view of me so low?

    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes? I get that you're afraid. I don't want to downplay that. Your fear is real. It's a scary time for a lot of us. However, every reputable scientific study has found that the risks from COVID are greater than the risk of and from blood clots. Talk to your doctor. If they say not to get the vaccine, don't. Apply for whatever job you want and ask for a medical exemption. (In the U.S., you can probably cite ADA accommodations.) Without your doctor literally telling you not to get vaccinated though, yeah. Your fear is legitimate. But it's not rational.

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    FullSetOfChromosomes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between being anti-vax and being anti covid vaccine. Most anti-vaxxers are genuine nutters but anybody that's mentally competent can come to the correct conclusion that the hysteria surrounding covid and the level of response to it is completely disproportionate to the danger posed.

    Serina Finley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this!! I run a business and just last week some Yahoo pulls in with F**k Trudeau flags and stickers all over his truck! (I live in Canada for those of you that don't know, Justin Trudeau is our Prime Minister) I am all for freedom of speech and expression but come on. I'm willing to bet he's never stepped foot in a poll booth in his life. So anyways the guy comes in completes his business, leaves and comes back less than a minute later and hands me a stack of newspapers not just any old newspapers, these were conspiracy theorists papers (can't remember the name, started with a D) anyways he says I brought these for you I thought you might be interested in there content. I have never been so offended in my life. Time to evaluate my life if I'm giving off these type of vibes!!!

    CincyReds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean what the hell? Does it really matter? I was vaccinated, and guess what? I still got the virus! A lot of people at ,y job did. It was omichron but still covid.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all find our own methods of deterring the nutters and weirdos.

    Meami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot upvote this enough...

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a lovely person, you we either raised with compassion or just have a natural affinity for it!

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    Suzi Q
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew used to work as a guard at a nursing home. He knew most of them and felt really bad when COVID lockdowns prevented them from seeing family and friends. He set up letter-writing campaigns for them. So many of us sent cards after cards and letters to them. He said it brightened up the morale in that home!

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we all did a little bit more of this, then the world would be a wonderful and magical place in which to live.

    martow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nicest thing ive read all week

    A.Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so nice and wholesome

    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she just puts on a brave face when she tells about them, but privately she is scared shitless that she can't remember them..

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same notion. Although the intent is good, unintentionally this can place some serious psychological hazards. If she's talking about these people her neighbour made up for her to her family and friends they may start to think it's Alzheimer's or Dementia when she doesn't have either. It would be better if the neighbour just invited her over for special occasions.

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    Kaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? :) Drinks, darts and friendship are ageless

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to have such neighbours....not the idiots practising guitar at 12am that I have

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    Pernille Dyre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. My best neighbour about 20 years ago was a 80 yo former firefighter... He watch over me when I slepped after a nightwatch. Make other be quiet. Made the best G&T and I always got in before sleep after nightwatch to sit down with him... Friendsship doesn't have age. ❤

    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a best mate, and him being older just means he has great storys

    Urbangirlatl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure OP is worrying bc of the age difference per se, but maybe bc it is likely that he'll lose his best mate to old age sooner.

    Higgleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he's "worrying" about age difference. But it's also a light hearted comment, so doubt he's actually worried.

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    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no age limit when it comes to friendship.

    Iggy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendship is based on connection, not age. Enjoy their lovely company.

    AliJanx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're loving having a "grandchild" around.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of them as a highly cool uncle and aunt. One of my favorites pairs of uncles and aunts were not related to me by either blood or marriage. Family sometimes just happens.

    Vicki Thill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a gem; I needed this today.

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    De Gueb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to take a moment and think...........................What has gone wrong with western culture, people with full time jobs can't afford to live. Some people have to choose food over heating, cloths over rent. We are doing something very wrong.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that is just in america, and very low income countries like in sub-saharan africa etc. In most countries in the northern hemisphere this is a particularly american thing. It is a result of the doctrine of american exceptionalism, "rugged individualism", and "free will". As long as people keep believing that all men are islands and must pull themselves up by their bootstraps, the problem will persist.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd stop buying his groceries or doing shopping for him and tell him "there's no need, it stops you from learning how to help yourself. pull yourself up by your bootstraps."

    Maper Sam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope tour parents are already dead and don't have to deal with such an ungrateful POS like you anymore...

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your dad it’s the hallmark of a truly advanced civilization that they take good care of their smaller and weaker. Tell him it has been discovered that even Neanderthals looked after their old, injured, and infirm, and when those individuals died, they were buried with care and love. Tell him his attitude makes him less civilized than a Neanderthal.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food banks "stop people from helping themselves"? Like, he'd rather they steal??

    Rene Simons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably never seen real poverty in his life.

    ADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tories are truly vile. where do i even begin,

    FullSetOfChromosomes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tory is a compliment. Just because you're not intelligent enough to process issues with depth and rationality doesn't mean that people that are are evil.

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    Lilith Feronae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on a moment.... This guy thinks people should rely on themselves but has his kid go out to do his shopping for him? OK, hypocrite.

    Maper Sam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the POS son is probably mooching on his old man. besides, his father raised him, loved him and paid for his education, why should he do anything for him, right?? much better to help crackheads he's never met in his life...

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    Autumnal whispers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell her, she will love that you create beautiful items for the baby.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep a secret because secrets inside relationships are healthy if they’re secret knitting. Or crocheting. Maybe other crafts too. But knitting by all means.

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    Rachknits
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was knitting in a doctors waiting room while I waited to see the doctor (male, 50s, v posh). It was the first day of a new system and it kept crashing so the Dr was running very late (like 2 hrs late). I thought it was great as it just gave me extra knitting time. When he came to show me to his office he saw me knitting and commented on the difference between my perspective compared to the other patients who were all up in arms about the delay. He told me he had been taught to knit at school, which was an all male private school and what a useful skill it had been. Own your knitting, we need more male knitters!

    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to love knitting, but it messed my hands up too much, had to stop. oh well :)

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get out the knitting closet

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll say "OH BEVIS! And I thought you were so butch!" and run away crying. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts&t=105s (The Lumberjack Song, Monty Python).

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark it's become a thing for young men to meet up, have a beer and do some embroidering. It's really sweet.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why being ashamed of something you like?

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is sad to feel that insecure about your masculinity..crafting something for your little one and not being able to tell it's from you to your beloved and trusted partner GASP the kiddo ain't not even born that his dad is already lying ..sad and stupid

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it secret? Why are "feminine" hobbies seen as shameful? Get over yourself! Truckers knit!

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember Rosie Grier (football player in the 60's and 70's), guy that tackled Sirhan Sirhan after he shot Bobby Kennedy? He needlepointed, and was proud of it.

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    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, I hear you loud and clear. Learning to knit and crochet was the best damned thing I ever did, I'm just annoyed I left it till (relatively) later in life.

    Aroha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy to hear you are getting into it now. I have been knitting for 33ish years now (out of 39) and I still love it so much :).

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    Wendy O'Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Olympic athletes are knitting now to relieve stress.

    S. Mi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men knit or crochet or paint or do whatever feeds their souls. Just like anyone else.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out if she has a donkey cup for for when ou have been an... ah, you know.

    Ana Inanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment just made me snort-laugh 🤣🤣🤣 thank you!

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    Dasha Slepenkina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, she gets tea so it's a win/win :)

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you deserve the Catty cup.

    Magda Kočičková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more evil. As my husband is pretty chaotic-when he misbehaves, I suddenly can't remember the location of whatever he's looking for

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (hastily checks own cupboard for our animal mugs in case my hubby is doing the same thing...)

    Squawkleo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True Love: when your gf is a cow and you still make her a cuppa.

    Ivana Watson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows are lovely, peaceful, useful animals.

    Hugh Crawford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't know why he keeps getting the d**k cup

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine attention is the one dedicated to the smallest details and not bragging about it.

    Groundcontroltomajortom
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always used to give my SO the better bits for dinner, bigger, juicier, less burnt (lol!) Without saying anything and he still used to complain so now I just save the best bits for myself if I'm cooking lol

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    Claire Stanfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a gullible kid, but an uncle sweetened the water ahead of time when we made lemonade and told me California lemons are so sweet, you don't need sugar to make lemonade. I told all the kids in school. Hopefully this wife isn't touting the brand to others because it 'stays so sharp even after all these years', haha.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww you remind me of my husband. That is something he would do. You're a good man.

    Ali Ayoubi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for being thoughtful. Wish you both health and happiness.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are doing a good job, until she knows it.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true Individual with a hell of a sense of humor - my kind of human, boy we need more of you people!

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    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an older gentle man cashier at the grocery store start singing Sam Cooks “just another Saturday night” when I was checking out luckily I know the whole song and we sang for a minute together… and everyone clapped.. ok nobody clapped but it was still cute :)

    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, went into a hotel with the clocks on the wall: New York, London, Paris and Munich, and another clock with the local time called: "Everybody talk about Pop Music"

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we travel, I often say to the boys we are going to Londinium, Constantinople, New Amsterdam, Babylon, (other ancient names of current cities) as we walk through the airport. Only just to get reactions.

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to still use londinium instead of London ^-^

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    Angelar
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unbelievable that this song is from 1979. Made me realize that it was truly revolutionary.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got extremely nervous at the airport when they were playing Let It Snow!

    tmw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pop up video!! bring it back!!!!

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and then the smartly dressed man passed me the nondescript attache case while I give him the envelope of cash."

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He obviously knew the other half of the password!

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't leave him behind. He's right there. On your shoulder. I see him.

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good friend of mine (he was my brother's best friend) was violently murdered less than 10 days after he graduated from high school. Over 40 years later, I still leave flowers on his grave on his birthday and the anniversary of his death. For years, nobody knew I did this, but about 15 years ago, one of his sisters saw me leaving the cemetery, and called my mom to thank me (she didn't know how to get ahold of me, but had my mom's contact info). Until then, not even my wife knew I was doing it. I miss Robert.

    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really hard to leave friends behind like that. And I don't think you ever stop missing that connection

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost the love of my life to suicide in 2005. He was 24 years old when he took his life and I've carried him with me everywhere I go. I keep our prom picture in a frame that says "forever young" on it in my bedroom where I see him when I go to sleep and when I wake up. I loved him with all I had and still do. He'll ALWAYS be with me.

    Ssss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd want you to live a full life and be happy for the both of you. Do all the amazing things you talked about as kids and make memories that you know he'd be proud of.

    Deb Johnston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were seniors in high school, a friend was killed in a plane crash. She will forever be 17 in my mind laughing in the cafeteria, which is the last time I talked to her.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scan the photo so that it doesn't degrade over time or can be replaced rather.

    Sophia V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend died when we were 14 too. It's been almost 5 years. I still miss her. I see photos, and she looks so young. I grew up. She didn't. That will always hurt. She never even got to graduate middle school. And now, I'm about to graduate highschool in a year. I still miss her.

    Thundercuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this so much. My sister died in 2013. She was 46 and five years older than me. It felt so wrong when I passed her age and it still does. She was my big sister.

    Shadow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my best friends past away 7 years ago this March, I keep a photo of him on my computer desk and his cell phone number programed into my cell phone.

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    Dave van Es
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the dark side. We have (dog)biscuits

    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great, but don't call your wife a furry idiot.

    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a dog, but my health issues will prevent me from taking proper care of it. I don't want a support dog or anything like that, but a friend to snuggle when everyone has gone out, and I'm alone. Someone to talk to. I wouldn't be able to walk it or clean up after it, and I would not be able to give it a bath or even play fetch or teach it tricks. So if you have a dog, give it a snuggle from me and a treat. Tell them I said good boy/girl. Thanks

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending virtual hugs! You should get a cat. There's automatic litter boxes, feeders, & water dishes available, and a cat can be the best snuggle buddy ever.

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    Gavin Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an animal person, I just love ‘em. I am however more of a cat person, never owned or spent time around dogs. Met my partner 3 years ago and she’s got two rescue dogs, Betty a French Bulldog who was a puppy farm b***h and treated horrifically & Bruce a whippet / staffy cross who’s background is unknown. Both dumb as rocks but loyal to a fault. I can’t get enough of them, their unbridled joy when you arrive, sitting with them and just enjoying the companionship, a proper pair of loons but they spread unconditional happiness. My attempts to advance their training has been a wonderful journey, two steps forward, one step back, one more back, a couple forward, then a run around the park and back to where they started, maybe a step forward after that and then hide in the dog bed. Love ‘em and their owner btw 😀.

    Anne Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad became a cat-parent for the first time at the age of 90. I love hearing him talk about her. 😊

    Memere
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm working on my husband to get a dog. I grew up on a farm with all kinds of dogs & cats thru the years, & he never had a single pet until I moved in with him & brought my cat. My cat leveled up to her next life 2 years ago, and I really want a dog. Husband keeps bugging me to get out & walk every day & I told him I would go out twice a day if I had a small dog!

    Bored Birgit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please get one before age stops you (as it did with me) to be able to care for it.

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    Stephanie IV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s what dogs do: show us our capacity for love.

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard that before, but I absolutely love it.

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    purple zebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband also resisted but I persisted and we finally got our little fluff ball last year. He calls him his baby and I’ve heard him having conversations with him. Lol, he loves the dog

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the way my stinky dog smells when I’m not around him for a while! Me and my daughter share our dog ! It’s the best arrangement ever

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    Dave van Es
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they do end up married, and they have a girl, will the name be Mary?

    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vivishua would be better ;-)

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my colleagues has the surname Christmas-Easter (Juhl-Paaske)

    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, PLEASE get then together! I want to see this!!

    Vicki Thill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can we help with this? I'm all in.

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they choose the surname Christmas-Merry?

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then we have to beat them. With a stick. And say, NO. That's a BAD mister Merry Christmas, BAD.

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    Linda HS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's name was Francisc, neighbors called him Feri. Mom's Mary. Every Christmas neighbors told us Feri Christmas and Mary Christmas…I thought it was funny when I was young. Fond memories!

    Fickle_Pickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife: Hi, I'm Mrs. Merry Christmas. Nice meeting you."

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the movie Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey is Lloyd Christmas and and Lauren Holly is Mary Swanson. I really wanted them to get together in the movie so she would be Mary Christmas.

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend Kelly S. marry a guy named D Kelly. She goes by Kelly Kelly but uses her middle name to break it up. 😂

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    Ace Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is lovely! A friend of mine is 31 and almost every time we get together she talks about how hot she was when she was 20. Well, duh, we all were. I told her someday she'll be 60 wishing she was 31 again and to stop wasting her time missing out on life now!

    JustAnother Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will never be younger than you are right now.

    Wilko Lunenburg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even remember what being 18 was like!

    Catherine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M GONNA START THIS NOW!!!!

    BorPand8
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from this perspective you can look in the mirror and be all, "Damn, I look GOOD."

    Adrian Hare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I get this. Im 60+, but think of myself as 30+, better than thinking of myself as 80+

    Sian Rider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey - I'm 75 and life keeps on getting better and better!

    Jonahs Mrs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK wow I bloody love this idea and will be pinching it x

    Janet Floyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so in love with this idea! I'm 64

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memories are forever! Sorry for your loss. Glad you can still laugh at the conversations.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With deep memories you can come face to face with the one being remembered. The spirit if the person is everywhere especially in you!

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this too. It's been five years and I'm still not able to look at them but they're there for when I can.

    Aroha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend was having a hilarious FB conversation on his wall, puns and all. I commented "I will print out this conversation and frame it". He replied, "do it". I did it. I lost him in 2014, and a couple of years later, FB removed his profile for no reason. I lost all those memories, except this silly print that still sits framed on my window sill. Still dang funny!

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I played in bands together so we have lots of footage of us messing around and just being idiots, which I'm very thankful for. I get drunk and get all weepy at 3am sometimes.

    Sinéad Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry for your loss. I love that you have those memories.

    Sophia V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have her number saved as a favorite contact. I still text her sometimes. The memories hurt, but they bring back so much joy too.

    Gerald Ogden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever dies as long as someone remembers them...

    Salty Wild Hair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a pleasant way to process loss and grief.

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old lady here. Could someone please explain the fancy whodads and the whirlybits like I'm your granny? I don't understand. Thanks in advance.

    Cadena Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her phone unlocks the screen by recognizing her face. By setting it to do the same with the baby's face he's convinced her the phone thinks the baby looks like her

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    Alleman Jennifer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I look nothing alike. he is a fair blond with shocking blue eyes. I'm dark w dark hair and eyes. My kids all look exactly like my hubs. I love it, especially with my sons. It makes me think of how my husband wld have looked when he himself was five or ten or in the awkward years.

    High Mamii Melo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully your wife isn't dumb enough to actually believe this. There's nil chance the phone could legitimately mistake a toddler's face for a grown woman's over and over and over.

    Phyre Storm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's one reason I'm not a big fan of this one.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face may alter as he grows. Mine sure did. Now she looks more like her grandma than her parents.

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually change appearance later on. Two of my three kids looked like their dad at first, one of them for a couple years. And yeah, of course you want your kid to resemble you at least a little bit. You carried them for 9 months, gave birth and breastfed and compared to the dads contribution in that process... well. That's why you never say to a mother that the kid "looks just like dad" (especially a new mom).

    Mani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure he's hers though?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a sweet idea. For now. Give that little bugger a few more months and he'll be ordering stuff online. Surprise!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is relative. We're all poor suckers for Jeff Bezos and the likes, we're all incredibly rich to fugitives who had to leave everything behind.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being rich is today is being able to live. If you can pay your bills, mortgage. fix your stuff when it breaks and have a few beer with your mates, you are in the top 10%

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    Robert Thompson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, on the other hand, know that I am stupid rich. I make 0.03 million dollars every year. I have dozens of DJs working round the clock 24/7 just in case I feel like listening to the radio that day. And when I ask nice, my chauffer (the bus driver) will change the station for me.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living comfortably IS being rich these days

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we don't realise how lucky we are. we are so spoiled and most of us don't even realised it.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes parents are also just cruel. We had this heat „problem“ coz my father rather mooched of the heat of the neighbors, although we could have been able to afford it.

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe that’s sad that they can’t afford heat.

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be WAY higher here. But voting is closed.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.passiton.com/inspirational-quotes/7164-gratitude-unlocks-the-fullness-of-life-it

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is a matter of perspective.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That aged well ?.... badly? Depends how you look at it.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used to nag my oldest brother about his school work. "You better pull up your socks or you'll end up digging ditches for a living!" So now he owns his own excavating company and... digs ditches for a living. Makes good money, too.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky my teacher told my parent I was r******d (this word was OK back then) and they were arranging for me to go to a "special school" (hospital) when another teacher had the guts to butt in and told my parents to get my eyes tested - needed glasses - became a nurse!

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tube is train? I know some train personell are really only mandatory for emergencies, but 99,9% the train does everything automatically. Or so i have heard?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Tube is probably the underground subway in London. And it depends on the country & city. Some are fully automated & may have one employee on board for basic oversight & emergencies. Some have actual driver operators.

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    Viv Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classmate of mine became a pilot, sent me the teacher saying, said 'Guess I showed her.'

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the best teacher can't predict the future with 100% certainty. But this prediction is hilarious.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not what she meant dummy

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you like your job and funny you proved her wrong.

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    Ssss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows and I'm sure he's pleased you've grown to enjoy the things he did.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s pleased you two are so well connected when you’re out and about doing things he loved. You could take him with you to experience your fun in new stuff too, if you wanted.

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad died in 2004. I think daily of how much he would have LOVED the Marvel Cinematic Universe (especially CA: TFA, since my dad was in WW II himself) and the John Wick movies. We would have had a great time watching them together.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not unusual. Hobbies that may seem boring to us in our youth, sometimes become great hobbies as we get older. I just feel bad for you, because you can’t share those with your dad.

    Sinéad Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure he is well pleased to see you enjoying the things he did.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a part of you, he's right there with you whatever you do.

    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine loved doing jigsaws, now I've taken it up and I see why he enjoyed it. A few times though a piece seems to have gone missing only to turn up a few days later, I'm convinced it's him messing around from the beyond.

    Salty Wild Hair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you are, just in a different way. Sometimes these hobbies are best enjoyed singular, so maybe you understand him better now. That is a gift.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never no what’s gone until it’s gone.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy ashamed of his knitting should read this

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    Halo183
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get emotional, I can't get emotional, I can't get emoti- MOOOOOOOOOOOTHER

    Lynn H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone cutting onions again. I don't know why they do it every time I read heartbreaking posts

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what this guy does when someone tries explaining to him that Covid is a hoax or a planademic. I bet he punches them in the nose.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violence is overrated... I hope for a socially awkward rash on their butt. (ʃƪ¬‿¬) muahaha

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid nearly killed my daughter, and it’s trying to kill her again. It killed my nephew last year. It’s very real.

    Rebekah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so very sorry. Best of thoughts for your daughter.

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    Bella Donna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dad's situation, except not covid. He died of natural causes. His ex-wife is trying to get his estate. All of his things are exactly where he left them right before he died. Just sitting in an empty house. Waiting for someone to take care of them. To those still reading: my sister and I are fighting for all we're worth to preserve his castle and follow his final wishes, not hers.

    Random Dog Owner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have eyedrops in my eyes rn and i am trying my hardest to not cry bc i have to keep the eyedrops in for... *checks time* 2 more hours!

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alcoholic at my work found out he had liver cancer and he decided that he wanted to eat healthier so he bought this fancy set of saucepans. When he died Ia few months later I was helping to clean out his caravan and I found all of the saucepans but one still in the box. So sad. May he Rest in peace

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    nini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may act like they feel indifferent, but they'll still love you and care for you 🥰

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the secret is for you to stay consistent in loving them and being there for them while respecting their boundaries/opinions/decisions. The rest will come in time.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the parents of teenagers on this site: We love you. We really do. But we're so wrapped up in our own problems, our own little worlds, that often we forget that hey, other people have problems too. So please have patience with us, because we are suffering :).

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus going thru all the physical changes is hard on a kid, all the hormones raging & the body changing. I remember dealing with all that with my son!

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    Ace Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son recently turned 9 and I'm already feeling this! His mood shifts a lot so I still get daily glimpses of my little boy, but my heart aches (but in a good way, this is what is supposed to happen!) when I feel him pulling away.

    Brandy Dor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is 16 yo 6'3" 275 lbs...... yesterday I pulled him into my lap as I've done everyday of his life , this time he jumped up grabbed me and plopped me in his lap, told me it was time he was the big spoon, I may never quit crying

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I even take an annual photo holding mine up while I still can.

    Shine Caramia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that our parents set us down at some point and never pick us back up, and everytime, I think, "this will not be the last time I pick you up!"

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    Jccaidc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same thing. There are times I don't though and have to remind myself I need to cherish this as time rolls by so fast.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, as a mom of two adult sons, enjoy that, because they grow up too quickly.

    Jro308
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The days are long but the years are short, enjoy them while you can because they'll be gone before you know it!

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me when my kids were about 8, "You know, you've probably picked up your kids for the last time". That broke my heart so much, I never let them go a week without trying. They're 30, 21, and 21. And they may be bigger than me now, and I don't get them far off the ground, but I still pick them up, They think I'm crazy.

    Adrian Hare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go dad, those days will never come again. Grab them and the memories.

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's totally your dad helping out.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is part of you - so his help is always with you!

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1/2 My mom died of cancer in 2005. I spent so much time dealing with everyone else's broken hearts that I sealed my emotions up and ended up in therapy with borderline mental breakdowns. For a few years I saw the therapist, they were amazingly helpful, until I went in one day feeling fine. The night before, I had dreamed of a long straight beach with calm blue seas with small ripple like waves rolling up the beach a small way. Light blue skies, warm sun and a light breeze. Behind me were sand dunes and reeds. All of this was as far as the eye could see. In front of me was a bistro style patio set in black metal with a white parasol and a silver tea set... and my mom. We talked about how much I missed her. How the family is doing. Put a few of the world's problems right and drank tea and coffee from the same pot. Strange, but so what, it's a dream. My therapist says my subconscious recreated my mom from every single memory I have of her and basically brought her to life in my dreams.

    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2/2 I still dream about her to this very day, and when my family found out they began to ask me to pass on messages to her and ask for her advice. I know it's just a memory created out of grief, but it has helped a lot with my mental health. I have depression and anxiety, and she always says the right things to keep me from spiralling out of control. Oh, and she hates me calling her Mom AI 2.0. Makes her laugh though

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    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2013 my grandmother died...it was a hard loss for me. Flash 1-2 years forward n i had a dream vivid one where she pulles up to the house i remember being shocked to see her. Then she said how she liked the guy i was with. I look over to where she was looking n see a guy both familiar n not smiling at me...woke up after that. 2021-2022 i meet this guy at a convention and the dream immediately came flodding back. He looked like the guy in the dream. We been talking for a few months now and connect really well

    Billy Harrelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The night my wife and I brought our son home, he was having trouble getting used to the new surroundings and was not wanting to sleep. Wound up his mobile and let it play. As the mobile wound down, I distinctly heard a man playing a guitar and knew that my father had come to sing his grandson a lullaby.

    Teresa Spanics
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please accept my deepest condolences.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grown-up equivalent of grabbing onto "mummy's" leg or trolley and looking up to realise it's not her.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my twenties my GF 23 and mother 41 used to share cloths one day we where out walking and I slapped her ass!! In my defence they where very similar build, height, hair, and could easily pass as sisters.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad wears red converse. While at the homodepot, I wandered a bit, but keeping an eye on those red shoes. I followed the shoes around the corner and began asking my dad a question. He didn't respond so I looked at him and in complete shock, I said you're not my dad. He pointed to my left, there stood my dad looking at me like a fool I was. I was 37 when that happened.

    becck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a master of comedic timing

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    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once spotted a roommate who had a “unique” hairstyle standing at an ATM. Snuck up behind him, slipped my arms around and covered his eyes while whispering gently in his ear “guess who”. Complete stranger turned around. Cue stuttering apology starting with “YOU AREN’T ROOMMATE’S NAME!” Yea, I did good 🙈

    Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've slapped the wrong ladies bum which was pretty horrifying, but somehow slipping your hand into someone elses is far more intimate & cringy 😬

    Riri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phaha I thought I was still beside my mam in tescos once, "she" bent over to pick something up, my being a kid I went to hug her from behind to realise it wasn't her and I had my face on some random lady's a**e

    Sinéad Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's lovely you want to hold her hand in Sainsburys!

    Ross Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me years ago at an ice cream kiosk on the beach - a girl of about 12 or so appears by my side and grabs my hand, I look round and she looks mortified to realize I am not her dad. I just smile and go "Oh hello, dear." and she snatches her hand away and goes "I'm SOOO sorry!" I'm sorry." and just kind of runs off. After I get my ice cream I turn around and the kid is there with her dad - we look almost identical except for I don't have glasses. We just look at each other and start laughing, the girl is covering her face with embarrassment.

    Anna Nano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SO once slapped my butt really hard at a party.... Except... It just so happened to be a complete stranger hahaha

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend did this to me at a party 😂 well she slapped a girls ass thinking it was me. And dragged me over saying no look you have the same top on. Hilarious

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    Eunice Probert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit like living nextdoor to a Trump supporter.

    Suzi Q
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the USA were taught the imperial system from early childhood. Everything here uses those measurements. I agree the metric system is so much better. But if we'd been taught metric our whole lives and everything had metric measurements it would be easier. Americans don't think imperial makes us better or that we're stupid for using Imperial, it's just what we were taught all along. I wish someone would change it here to metrics.

    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the person in this story, you can make the change. I'm British but I use metric for everything (except quilting, because all the good resources for that are American so in imperial)

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    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain "brexity neighbor" to me please?

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a neighbour who voted for Brexit, of whom we can assume he'd rather use miles than kilometres

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fascinating, so if you are against the EU you also want to use inefficient archaic measurements developed by king henry to measure his thumb?

    K Sarfo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That didnt make sence to me eighter. Unless he is an american immigrant. We all use the metric system here in europe as far as i know.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are a couple of old Canadian twits - we use metric - but hubby just can't figure metric without visuals - snow report 2cm = inches to him thinks he's gonna have to shovel tons. Got a ruler with cm now he can check!

    Uchman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, this made me lol 😂

    Richienotsorich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the irony....should have made it a condition of staying in Europe that we convert to metric, drive on the right and use the Euro...see how many Remainians would go for that!

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to live next door to a supporter of the former Orange Carcass, and I went out of my way to make him apoplectic.

    Maper Sam
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really??!! what a nice civilized person you must be... so typical of a supporter of the dementd carcass, right?

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Margaret is happy her cards are displayed~she's happy they make you happy.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know I should have saved past Christmas Cards we used to get so many - and back then people to the time to add little notes. This past Christmas we got 1 card!

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    Ada Retter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad these people do not know Margaret has passed away.

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I do not think this is right. I don't think you should open someone's mail even if they're dead, I mean, if you're not their family/heir. But maybe they're from charities, real estate agents, etc and so more addressed to "current resident."

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one day, when you are old and grey, Margarets cards will stop coming as she will no longer be remembered by her family. Then you will sell your home to move into somewhere smaller and easier to maintain. The day will come when you pass on and the reminder that you existed will be a cluster of Christmas cards each year in your old house as the family living there will put them up as a reminder of the nice old man/lady who they bought the house from

    Melissa Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the anxiety and existential dread this comment gave me. Ok I'm off to go panic somewhere else

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago

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    Using a deceased family and friends to make it look like you're popular is creepy and pathetic at the same time.

    Angelar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the post is self ironical :))))

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    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, she died and you're STILL getting cards from her? Now THAT'S dedication!

    CincyReds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived at my current place for a little over 5 years. And every Christmas we get cards from their family, one card in particular always lets every now know what they have b een doing and all the trip they take. My daughter and I would always look frward to the cards because we enjoyed reading them. I just don't understand why they didn't give them a new address>

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be writing "Return to sender" on them and putting them in the mail. These poor people think she's still alive.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too but why? I really can't see my self getting tense about pitching a teabag in a cup!

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murphy's Law states that 30th December will be a bad day for you my friend!

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use the same practice with my toilet cardboard rolls. I proudly announce that I missed the wastebasket 98% of my trials.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont get the song UNDER PRESSURE stuck in your head

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks now it is stuck in my head. Here's my revenge: "Baby shark doo doo doo-doo, Baby shark doo doo doo-doo"

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    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone taking bets? The cat? The dog?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tense just reading this because I will never know the outcome.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spider is popping up so now and then on purpose just to see you again :D

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a spider in our bedroom made a web on the wall light -we left it there to see what would happen it caught a few small bugs but ne day it just was gone - it really was quite interesting watching this creature do it's thing! Congrats on not throwing it out in cold!

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're basically an Uber for spiders. Picking him up and dropping him off.

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. Spiders are our friends. Not all spiders can survive outdoors any time of year. It's good to know which house spiders are common to your area. Some will die if you put them outside. House spiders are a good thing, because if you have spiders, it already means you have bugs

    not your average weirdo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my mom is afraid of spiders and tells us to kill them if we see them. In the summer I put them outside. If it's too cold I put them in a closet or a room we don't use often

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On this one it depends on the brand. If it's a widow, unfortunately best option is to squish unless you want to suffer and die miserably. In our country (SA) we have three or four types of spiders you often see in houses: jumping; rain/wolf; sac; and these really tiny ones on window ledges which never get bigger than 1.5mm. I have no idea what the latter are called. Jumping and wolf/rain are good because they catch bugs - particularly mosquitos. Sac however are dangerous and lurk in fabric folds. So ideally you want to know what you are dealing with. In general if it is in a web, get rid of it, if it is walking around, it's fine.

    Wyatt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumping spiders are seriously the best, they're little fluffballs who are smart and can learn tricks. They keep away bad bugs and even wear raindrops as hats sometimes to attract mates. They're awesome!!!

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    Mel in Real Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all well and good until she decides that there are WAY TO MANY DAMN spiders in the house and calls an exterminator. lol

    Dani Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like this whatsoever. It feels like it would give me trust issues tbh.

    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nice of of you to save the spider

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you, saver of spiders! We nickname them and leave them to their pest control job.

    K Ann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person who is even kind and thoughtful about spiders is an amazing human being

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    Clare C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon should use that in the advert, I always want one just so I can shout at the people that park over my drive!

    Aroha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monsters are your neighbours?? I am so happy to be from Finland where small talk is not a part of the culture! 😁

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that a 6ft wall works better (1.83 cm for metric folks).

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical invention helps shy people like me and you

    Thomas Turnbull
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like this, sometimes I’m stuck in small talk what seems like hours.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I thought that I was the only one who does that.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headphones are my magic weapon for keeping people from engaging with me.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only noticed the difference between Irish, Scotch & American whiskeys, but never between brands. The real quality is only noticeable if it's aged over 21 years, that's when you can tell the difference!

    Sasquatch The Almighty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til you learn about the differences between Scotches

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people can't tell the difference between whisky and brandy, so don't worry about it

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm worried about this person. I hope they are not an alcoholic. I read that concealing how much you drink can be a sign of a problem.

    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Placebo effect is real.

    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people can't tell the difference between good liquor and low quality booze - especially true for vodka. The name on the bottle means a lot more than what's inside.

    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why I buy the cheap stuff. It all tastes bad.

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    EEF🤓
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only had very expensive whisky once, the strange difference was the taste was the same but it didn't burn on the way down :)

    Lisa Gray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this with certain foods that my husband insisted were the only brand he would eat,. ie saving the container of "his brand" of sour cream then putting the much cheaper but delicious brand of sour cream in it. Not once in all these years has he ever caught on to any of the switches.

    Michelle Twigg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother did that with the ketchup over over 50 years ago ... my dad only wanted Heinz so she would buy the supermarket brand and decant into the Heinz bottle. One day she forgot to decant and my dad told her " Don't buy Heinz anymore! They taste the same!"

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep snobs always proclaiming their superior tastes. Thanks for laugh

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scottish Malt Whiskey is the best.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! yes superior move do unto me and I gonna get you somehow!

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of passive aggressive behaviour is ok if you don't have the gall to just turn around and tell them to back the f**k off, which is what i do. Amazing how a confidently stated command actually works on most people.

    Clare C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't possibly be British?!! I would definitely do that in Gregg's....in my head then order the sausage rolls.

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the aisles get to crowded, I bury my mouth in my elbow and begin coughing loud and furious. It's a great way to get the whole aisle to myself.

    bumble bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this from the same person who claims they are an upstanding kind person and people should love each other more

    Guido Pisano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    otherwise you could have farted silently

    lfc73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if we weren't in a pandemic I would support this unequivocally.

    Tom Hanlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, petty evil. Are you with Evil Petting Zoo?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse, could have stripped to bare skin because they always sleep in the nude.

    Ileana Andreea Drop
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once knew this young man, he must have been around 26years old at the time. And he told me he got drunk in one night, managed to get home, put his key into the door and that’s it. He woke up a few hours later when his mom opened the door (from the inside), because she was leaving to work and he fell inside while she was opening the door.

    Shane S
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I got too drunk and woke up and started getting ready for work. Shower, did me hair, brushed teeth and all. I felt like crap but I was convinced I was just hungover. I finally looked at a clock and it was 2 am. I had somehow convinced myself that my 730 am alarm went off. It felt amazing going back to bed.

    Jacob Rosenberg (Swedemire)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you even lived before waking up in a strange bathroom?

    ohjojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woke up in a bathtub one time. I don't drink gin anymore

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother dropped me home after celebrating my birthday with multiple drinks of brandy. I was feeling queasy and told my husband "I don't feel good" and headed to the bathroom. I knelt down to the toilet to throw up, but nothing. I waited...then woke to find myself back in bed. I asked my husband how I got here. He said "You were gone for 45 minutes. When I went to check on you, you were snoring with your head resting comfortably on the toilet seat." So trust me when I say...could have been a whole lot worse....LOL

    Aubrie Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you not notice that you were in a public bathroom and not your own???

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you not familiar with the effects of alcohol?

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    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stellar!

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    going to be funny watching the youtube videos of him trashing it one day

    Carries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a waste of paper though :/

    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a self own, if you're getting him to use the printer even more...

    J.A. Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the company wouldn't be too thrilled about the waste of money.

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But bullies are bad, right? Oh, they deserve it. So same level of jerk?

    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrible but genius. I laughed and laughed.

    Jo Firth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debbie Downer here - what a waste of paper, not to mention the resources that go into making it!!

    Deborah Padgett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...because he is a d**k, you decide to be a prick and cost the company extra money for paper and ink.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they do. You see your parents and grandparents helping each other out in odd, gross ways your whole life. Sometimes you're the one helping out, or it's your aunt checking a mole on grandpa's shoulder at the Christmas gathering. Because, you know, you care about them because they're family and they're human beings. I sense that this guy is more about cracking a joke at his wife's expense here, posting it online, and it makes me wonder what he thought women were supposed to be like when he was 20.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he’s left out all the way more gross and disgusting stuff she’s had to do when taking care of him.

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    Not Proud British
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People get boils on their bums in their 20s too. I have seen young women pluck hair from their boyfriends' backs, or share spuggy (chewing gum) or brush their teeth whilst your other half is having a huge poo. Some of it is way overfamiliar I guess. I take it you don't have kids and haven't witnessed your wife giving birth? It takes a lot of trust to allow someone to have an intimate view of your body. She must really love you. Be grateful.

    KariLovesHerKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See you lost me at brushing teeth while someone is pooping. That right there is too much. I couldn't use the toilet in front of my husband and he couldn't either.

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    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has put cream on my bum-hole, it doesn't get much more "ahh who cares" than that, I've also held her on the toilet with severe diarrhoea when she didn't have the energy to move, when you smell your beautiful wife's diarrhoea, anything else is easy.

    Rose Rosee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @InfectedVoice I hope she knows how you feel about her. Long love to you both.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who specifically searches their partner's back to find these or pimples or blackheads. She also likes Dr Pimple Popper on youtube so, understandable.

    Ari Trionfo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf and I are 19 and we've had our fair share of situations like this 😅 We'd o my been dating 2 weeks when he drove me to the ER in a blizzard and then sat with me for 6 hours, only some of which I was concious for. I think he's a keeper.

    SoozeeQ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! Long, happy life to you both!

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a large swelling that contains pus. usually from an infected hair follicle.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, how come boils on bums aren't featured in any of those Lifetime/Hallmark movies to prepare our youth for their future.

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    Suzi Q
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in customer service can be stuff of nightmares. You earn that right to help the good people.

    Kristoffer Rahbek-Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20+ years in all sorts of sales and service jobs and i asure you that you will get better service and sometimes better discounts if you are nice and polite

    Chris M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if you can really judge someone's niceness over a brief phone conversation. Some people are only superficially nice. Others are not so good at sounding nice despite being very good people.

    Xīngxīng Emmersyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my dad has an angry sounding voice and always manages to tick people off who don't know him.

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    Nick Peduto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in customer service at a well known large bank in western PA. I found out quickly that their process for overdraft charges and refunds was borderline criminal. They would charge OD fees when a customer's account said they had plenty of $$ (awful internal processing system) but if you want and OD fee it was random, didn't matter if it's the 1st or 50th time. I hated this so when people would call and ask for refunds and were nice I'd go back as far as I could (6ish months) and select all possible OD charges and try to refund them. Oh you want that $38 so you can buy food today? Sorry, I can't do $38, how's $266 sound?? The happy tears got me through the day. That bank was a crook and ended up with a class action suit over their OD policies. Screw them.

    Ivana Watson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I travelled frequently as part of my job, quite often the ladies at check-in at Geneva airport upgraded me to business class on European flights. That felt like heaven.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that kinda like stealing from your employer?

    Vicki Lingle Bickford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I've been on the receiving end of this same thoughtfulness when I've not been charged for something, or gotten more than I was asking for. That's why I know to do the same for other nice folks.

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    Ssss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels horribly toxic and damaging to the person being cancelled on.

    Flying Captain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've thought so too for a second and then I remembered my friend who shares the apartment with 2 dudes and really is trying to establish a cleaning schedule. She can't financially afford to move out plus she has a chronic illness. Whenever I visit her I witness stuff like he wants to make pancakes, drops flour on the inner side of the washing machine door (front opener) and leaves it there. The option to remind him cleaning wore out bc she doesn't wanna (micro-)manage him. Even his mom one day said to her with a smirk she is glad he moved out bc he is such an irresponsible mess. And the amount of frustration and tears...we would have no regrets pulling that prank on him. Peeps, if you sign up for living with other ppl then you should also face the responsibility accordingly.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, this one is very clever.

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get your own special category of a Nobel prize...that is genius

    Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awful. Over and over again he’s been disappointed and lowering his sense of self worth. Downvote this.

    CincyReds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of mean, you get them excited for a date, then cancel? Just be honest, and ask them to clean, or maybe you can clean together?

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roommate though, while messy, isn't really having any positive impact. Worse yet, if they're like me with social anxiety and always over think. See if talking to them directly works, maybe designate a "cleaning day".

    Katchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had roommates who wouldn’t clean, talking to them directly did nothing. As soon as I could afford to, I moved into my own apartment, blissfully alone.

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    Carla Olavarría
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best idea ever!

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have a nice clean flat

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave CPR to a lady that collapsed while on my way to work. Once the paramedics turned up I got back in my car and went to work. The local papers were calling out for the "hero" to come forward and even had a blurry picture from someone's phone. As much as I would love the attention, I couldn't be bothered with the hassle so decided not to own-up. Not one of my friends or family recognised me when I showed them the article and don't believe it was me.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I know how you all feel. I put my trolley in the trolley park today, AND tidied up about four other trolleys in Tescos and not a single wave, thank you, or cheers luv from anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I spotted 7-8 year old in a bus seat, crying. I went to him, and he told me he missed his bus stop (school). I was on my way to my university to take a test, but I hopped off the bus with him to calm him down. We waited on the opposite bus stop to hopefully catch a bus that would take us back to his school. He also called his mother, to come to pick him up, since the buses ran only twice an hour. His mother comes pick him up 20 minutes later, before the bus comes. The boy starts to run across the road to mothers car, and because there is a car coming I grab the boys hood so he doesn’t get hit by it. I was too shy to go talk to the mother, so I didn’t get a thank you. I was 60 minutes late to the test (only 30 minutes or so is allowed)

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saved my brother's life once at the beach when I dove in and pulled him out of a rip tide. He doesn't remember it. None of my family does. He was around 8, and they were all there.

    Jani Mäki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saved one of my sisters kids (about six at that time) from drowning. He remembers it very detailfully, as does my sister aswell, but i still have no recollection of that incident though i was about 25 years old then. I just have to trust their word!...

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That boy will always thank you. Be happy you saved someones life literally, not many get to do that.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near Lake Michigan (US). Anyone from around here know how deadly it can be. My husband's friend was out on his jet ski, and rescued 2 children who had been allowed to float around on a rubber raft, and got too far out. They were truly in peril of drowning. My husband's buddy saw this, went out and got them and brought them back to their parents. The rescue squad had been called by then and the article in the paper the next day said "Fire Department saves two children stranded on a breakwater". He didn't care. Not that kind of guy. But I wrote to the paper and let them know who really saved the kids. They printed a nice article about him.

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you are not allowed to find him and put him back in the pond.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this sarcasm? Or troll?

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a confession. Like you know you should feel good that you saved a boy's life but instead you feel angry cause no-one acknowledged it. It's not how you are supposed to feel, hence the confession.

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    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP HEADLINE OF THE DAY: "Mystery Hero Saves Boy and Gets Credit From People in the Comments"

    Francie Patton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man saved me from drowning when I was about 5. I remember that he was wearing a business suit and was wearing a watch. I don't think there were any news reports, and I don't know his name. But I am in my 60s now and I still think of him often.

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a username like that, he's practically 'outed' himself anyway.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never use that name I have such ugly feet I ear sox in the summer!

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    Iggy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure sextoes was happy enough.

    Kiichan the Shennanigator
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, nothing bad going on here. Seriously, it sounds like everybody won.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hysterical- there's a side gig, huh? lol..

    Luthor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he didn't care what you spent the money on... and he was obviously happy with the foot pics so it's a win for all. Don't yuck his yum! Everyone has a little kink. Everybody.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl was probably on auto-pilot. It used to be store policy in ASDA that if anyone asked where something was, you couldn't just tell them, you were supposed to take them to it.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate that policy. I know they have better things to do and it implies i am too dumb to find "aisle 5, about halfway up on left".

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    Fred Burrows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years after I left retail, I spent the better part of an afternoon helping folks in the hardware department of a local store. They would just stand behind whoever I was helping and patiently wait their turn.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same at craft stores. I guess I look like I know what I'm doing. Although I have asked non-employees for help there too.

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    Stephaniep
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I was shopping a lady asked me where the salsa was located so I told her "in this store it's in 2 places, either the chips aisle which is 2 aisles that direction, or the global foods aisle which is 2 aisles the other direction." She got mad at me qnd snapped that she didn't even know what a global foods aisle would be... I called it that because that's what the big sign over the aisle said. Rude ass lady.

    Sara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 People tend to think I work at the stores. I just have that vibe, I guess. I still help them, unless I'm really grumpy that day.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned the hard way never to wear a red pullover in Target.

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is an ASDA? I only know the American Student Dental Association -ASDA

    Suzy Britton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ASDA is a supermarket here in the UK - it used to be an offshoot of Walmart, but I think it's been bought out, now...

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this in the Great Canadian Super Store asked a guy where something was answer I dunno! 3 other people asked him for different things got the same answer. We now call this the Great Canadian Stupid Store!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was good SmartErin.

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's been too many times to count over the decades where people asked me where something was in a store. Usually I know and so will show them, it isn't an effort.

    Anton Kider
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    3 years ago

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    ASDA is a company apparently.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is so nuts and funny, I'm still laughing.

    Babsevs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On you go son" *small hand clap as dog trots off*

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    J.A. Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone care to translate for the USians?

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 official is the extra game referee that helps the on field referee and line running refs. Before a player can go on the pitch, they have to pick up thir boots so the underside is clear to the 4th ref so he/she can check the studs on the soles of the boots (cleats maybe US name) are legal and safe

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    Random Dog Owner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i try and wipe my dog's paws off he tries to eat the rag as my dog is still a pup and doesn't know what to do and what not to do

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually dry his feet everytime he goes out? Is this normal in the USA?

    Aroha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I am not from the US, but of course whenever a dog has been in something wet/muddy/snowy, you have to dry the paws. Leaving the dirt and moisture between the toes causes sores and infections. Also, I don't want that dirt in the house

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :cue confused dog looking confused:

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent idea - I have if someone has pissed me off taken things out of their cart bit I think your idea is better!

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    K Ann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People saying it's cruel to everyone involved - what's cruel is hurting someone and not even apologising or caring!

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people crash into my ankles and don't acknowledge it even when they hear me squeal.

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge can be soooo sweet 😃

    Elizabeth Elliot
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    3 years ago

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    Some of these are just petty.

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes petty is the only thing that soothes your soul

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    M. Hampton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is a self-scan scanner?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you check out your own groceries instead of having a cashier operator who does it for you.

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    September
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was nice. Where I live, someone would have been met out in the parking lot and had a rough time of it.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is common in some cultures, since it leaves all the germs you've tracked onto your shoes during the day at the door. It's actually really smart. Why be bothered by something that doesn't affect you in any way?

    yeciye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you say, germs from this person’s walks are now in the apartment’s corridor. Also, smells. Also, clutter.

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    Mandy Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to see or smell my neighbours dirty shoes when I am coming and going from my unit, either. Smart thinking.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone wants to be the head of the homeowners' association.

    Frankenfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all of you complaining about this Karen: it COULD be that no items are allowed in the corridor in case of a fire and people have to evacuate quickly. If people couldn't get out fast enough because they were tripping on all kinds of crap people leave in the corridor, it's a major problem

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s normal in my country to leave shoes outside apartment door. It doesn’t bother me, it’s funny walking up to my mum’s flat and there are 10 big and little one pairs outside old lady’s flat so you know she’s having family over.

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Op sounds like a right busy body. I hate neighbours like them. Its not your business you wagon

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would this bother you? So stinking petty.

    Jayashree Moharana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid thing to do.. in Asian cultures people dont wear shoes around house its shows how dumb n prick you are.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they are used to seeing stiffs.

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone do that? Awful that it's an undertaker's but presumably he thought he was harassing someone and getting a kick out of it. Worse, he's doing it from his own business.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it either. They're sexually harassing someone, not to mention wasting their ink, paper, and time... And I bet sometimes it printed on nice cardstock meant for funeral programs or those little remembrance cards.

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    Elliot Fowler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should send an annonymous appology via the printer

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're luck it wasn't an elementary school

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny, that's gross.

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting no matter where it went to.

    Amanda Nolting
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter what kind of business it is, that's sexual harassment and illegal. What if it had been a daycare? An elementary school? A crisis center for battered women? I mean seriously, it shouldn't matter WHERE you were sending those pics. It's not ok and it's not funny.

    Deborah Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are beyond reprehensible. What gives you the right to steal someone's wifi and send porn? You are in serious need of help. This is NOT funny.

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to run i guess ....or start again

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This marriage sounds doomed from the start..

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you inevitably leave your husband? Why wait? If you know you are going to leave him, why waste a few more years of your life? Confide in a trusted friend and ask them to help you move out. If he is controlling then seek help. That money is yours, he has no right to it. Be strong and get out of the relationship. Maybe this is the kick you needed?

    Barbara Skolly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows about it and if she leaves now he'll want his half

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop getting paper statements.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How awful for both of you that you’ve stayed so long when you want to leave. Just go. You’ll find a way to survive. Staying is unfair to everyone.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years? how long have you been planning to leave him? My ex BIL has an account with his father for same reason. He creams money of his side gig and give it to his father for when he divorces his wife in about 16 years time. For now his got 3 kids a mortgage and a b***h of wife works 6 days a week 12 hours in 2 jobs. He just can't afford to leave her and she knows it so she plays him like a fiddle.

    Aeon Flux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, that is mutually toxic. Poor kids.

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    kkathleen517
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you "inevitably leave your husband"? Lol What the hell does that mean? That sounds pretty crappy...unless he's abusive or something

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, not your fault. Don't make a wedding cake look like a cheeseboard.

    GlitterQueen541
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    agreed! The couple was basically asking for this to happen.

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    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a wedding of a couple who had an actual 'cheese' cake instead of a normal cake (ie a stacked load of cheeses). In the middle of one of the hottest summers. This thing was already stinking at the beginning of the day but by the end it was truly rancid and the whole barn (where they had their wedding and reception) smelt like old socks. Lovely memory of their special day (I think at one point most of the guests decamped to outside to escape the stench leaving a rather upset looking bride and groom. I wonder if they're still together :)

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you cut it, I imagine there was "slices" of cheese on that board and I would've just grabbed. yikes.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this story was about a fart at 1st !!

    Jo Iverson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my hats off to the baker.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son cut into a cake at a gender reveal party- it was blue inside. He wasn't supposed to do that!

    Liam Mearns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of idiots disguise their wedding cake?

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    Hugh Crawford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a brother, but from what I have read, that is actually how brothers express love for each other.

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrible and awful...even if its a prank it just reeks of immaturity.

    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mate did this to me when he was in the UK. Filled them in with my details and if it asked for any personal hobbies or interests put "Necrophilia and auto erotic asphyxia" Thanks buddy...

    Nopety
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor brother. I'd be furious

    LisaMarie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil genius! 😅 I just boringly have a separate email account set up for this specific purpose.

    Gidget Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to an ex boss. It's my own little revenge.

    Deborah Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you so disturbed to do such a thing?

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    ChimeraBubbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heart was in the right place BUT for you it was probably not as bad as how humiliating it was for him. I bet it happens all the time so I'm not surprised he was angry.

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA - if you see short folks in public, don't tell them how young they look. It's difficult enough to be taken seriously without people saying these 'compliments'.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man you probably inhaled part of someone.

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well also when you breathe you inhale atoms that belonged to someone...

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    Ace Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely a crematorium smell vastly different than a regular fire?

    Caroline Nagel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did his dad use to light the fire?

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who was like this, but stole it from their mom I was staring at the ground for ages, and never found a dime. And she kept finding tenners and twenties. She told me somewhen and I was honestly shocked, as from the outside she was a lovely person. But boy, the more you knew her, the more disgusting you realized she was...

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt if any sane mother would allow a kid to buy for £20 worth of sweets.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt if random guy on internet knows the facts of a story about someone he's never met. NO doubt random guy on internet is pompous enough to think so, though.

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    Vasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like typography. what font was it?

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this so often. I grew up with a always angry or mocking dad so I got used to hiding almost anything I do. I keep closing tabs or the phone now when my partner is around. Even when he would never mock me for being in BP or whatever. One of this days he is going to check my phone expecting a lover and find out that I am watching cat videos.

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After much demanding he showed me. Wow! Hope you felt stupid.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No.You wouldnt have wished that tbh.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to watch the soaps on TV. Imperial leather wobbled a fair bit, but Palmolive tended to melt from the TVs heat

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did any of them start singing in a particularly over-the-top warbly voice?

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    Claire Stanfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So uh, in this case, do you say something to her? My spouse and I have things that we don't like to watch together, but we communicate about it. I'm one of those people who likes to repeat a song to death, and that's what headphones are for. Talk it out!!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like this series is going to end because people who are already feeling down because of Brexit and Covid, can't stand watching the ongoing drama anymore.

    Angelar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they still watch reality shows though, but I think you are right

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    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife loves the soaps so I leave her to it and go and do something else, there is always another option mate.

    DogMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if my husband feels the same when I marathon Coronation Street every Sunday

    Anna Snorrepot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sorry you signed a contract having to do this. Oh wait, you didn't! Just talk about it and do something else. I knit while we watch his boom splat show. Or I'm wearing headphones and listen to something else. Or I'm in my art room doing my own thing.

    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why we tested that some months beforehand :P Can only recommend to live like half a year together to see if it works.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have walked out as soon as it became obvious that I was being exploited... and then done the cards thing

    Ross Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get hold of his home address, send an anonymous tip to the police and tell them he is a terrorist / drug dealer / pedophile.

    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filing a false police report is a crime. As funny as it would be, it's dangerous

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets me too. And breadcrumbs in the butter after spreading it on toast!

    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i agree that crumby butter is unfortunate, but much harder to avoid. honestly curious what strategies other people use

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a worse one. Former partner used to eat with a spoon - whatever - soup, stew, yoghurt, etc. - then put it back in the fridge. She wondered why stuff started to go "off" so quickly. I explained but she never stopped. If I saw her reaching for a spoon I'd be like, uh-uh-uhhh... here's a clean bowl, decant.

    memyselfandI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love snacking on lumps of solid sugar when baking…

    M. Hampton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calm down you savage

    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's just rude (the spoon-dipping, not the lumps-of-sugar-giving).

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dishonest but not... In fact, it's brilliant.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing the middle man but being the top dog.

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to be careful to check none of the bets had odds that could return more than your take or you could be well out of pocket (or in deep doo-doo).

    Nopety
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Risky! Imagine if they won big...

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand this..did they always win the bets??

    2x4b523p
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the guy kept track of the bets and became the bookie himself. The house always wins so he kept the profit instad of the original bookie.

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    Saxophone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone translate? What is a bookie? What is happening here?

    M. Hampton
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    3 years ago

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    is this baby talk? Does the wittle bickie love hims bookie?

    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You thought you were being clever but you just don't know English slang. Also bookie is a very common term in every English speaking country.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pacemaker used to keep setting off the alarms in supermarkets and clothing stores. They had to tune out my frequency by getting me to stand in the scanner area and fiddle with a laptop until it stopped detecting it. Shopping has got so boring now

    Exquisite Spam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we get pacemakers now, we're advised to avoid those scanners as they can potentially interfere with the pacemaker.

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    Zoe Vokes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are commenters assuming it’s a man? Anybody could be a **** and have a ‘prankster’ personality. I hate pranks. I’m not applauding them.

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    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My purse sets off store alarms ON THE WAY IN. It's happy to let me leave though.

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an r/antiwork redditor on a revenge mission?

    Wheeskers
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    3 years ago

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    So woke, so cute.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you let it get to al dente, and no further, you are forgiven.

    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I spent many happy hours "cooking" alphabetti in warm squash over a pretend campfire when we were kids. And eating it.

    Spring Fisk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would "cook" apples under the warm dryer vent. They tasted delicious

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    Zoe Vokes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many questions - What did they put it in? A sieve or something similar I assume. Was it held under the shower head so it got the water but no soap or shampoo?

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be disgusted with yourself..It feels like theres an age bracket I would excuse you bt no..its still disgusting..

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    Rachknits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very sensible, if niche, reason

    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acceptable, entirely acceptable. I hope you gave them a hard stare as they were leaving!

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's important enough to you, it's not only valid, but it's only fair to the other person. Don't waste more of their time because you pity them!

    Becky Klebe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valid. That movie was fantastic!

    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats Paddington? A movie? Book? Musical?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    british kids' story about a bear. Not winnie the pooh, but similar.

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    Connie Wade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once dumped someone because he had no dental floss.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dumped someone because I didn't like her neck. There wasn't really anything wrong with it, I just couldn't stop looking at it when she was talking and it annoyed me. We all have something that doesn't make sense!

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    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was making baked beans one time and cutting up the salt pork when i saw this "growth" and was horrified. Took a sec before i realized what it was. just hadn't occurred to me before. totally should have, as my family have a tradition of cooking whole pigs on a spit and i've helped prepare them dozens of times. somehow the little sealed pack of salt pork was a different thing in my mind.

    Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My butcher told me he had some nice belly pork in so I got some for a dinner - nearly puked when I saw it had a row of nipples on 🤢

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolf's nipple chips, get them while they're hot!

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢🤢 well at least the poor murdered beast was totally used up and didn't end up on a compost heap.

    Gaby Almodovar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this BS. You can't just put for sale anything out of the blue in a shop. If that item never was listed for sale in that shop, it doesn't appear with a price in the cashier-program, the cashier can't book it. That's the practical part. On the other hand, it's highly illegal.

    Pheyonagh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you can, you just wrap it up and price it whatever you want

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you realise that Ice is solid water and vapour is gaseous water...🤣

    AZ Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay...learned just a couple years ago...Narwhals are in fact real. About the same age.

    Shine Caramia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE being the one to tell this to little kids. It always blows their minds.

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    LisaMarie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an absolutely horrible scene to show a 2 year old 😕

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as you pause just before it blows the guy away, it's ok. If you let it run, that's not cool.

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude they're not far off that s**t , you seen the massive robot they've built ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D084N4cxkNQ

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So dunno if yall know this but if you keep clicking on a Goliath in Starcraft, it eventually mutters something about ED-209. cfae70b53b...ee7c7c.jpg cfae70b53b5c4a9c846b2c6df8ee7c7c.jpg

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    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this rather horrible. They were informed about the possibility of a living creature trapped inside their shed and didn't give a toss...

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people risk a life out of laziness...

    Susan Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s horrible, you should have checked right away.

    Anna Snorrepot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're a lousy person. Lazy too. My cat needs medication every day. Indoor cat but might escape.

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this lazy act of animal cruelty has Minus 16 votes. I'd do the same with a down vote . A trapped living creature is completely dependent on you to take two minutes out of your life to check. They could have got desperate enough to eat or drink something unsafe to deadly for them. I hope like hell you've learnt from this

    Atchaco-Leigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bella was the name of my cat, she dead now

    Micah<3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was already emotional today and for some reason this made me start to cry a bit 😭

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a stupid thing to do.

    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You knew it was in bad taste when you had the idea.

    Ember
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone think this would be a suitable costume?!?

    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a dumb ass costume any ways , like WTF costume

    BorPand8
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was in really bad taste, even if it was 20 years ago.

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always too soon

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you apologise?? Your idea of popularity is horrible...yes its a well known event but not for that kinda dress up party. You dont see people dressing up as the Holocaust...the OP here is messed up.

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooof please let me also advise on: no blackface, no nazi uniforms. thanks.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @sshole move. Admit your fault, apologize and make up or find out that in 10 years time your daughter has moved on and left you behind.

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows she did. And that parent is a total wanker.

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow poor kid , you could have been the adult and said sorry , trust goes both ways

    Irenesaurus Rex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apologising to her could have been a more teachable moment. She would have gained a lot of respect for you in there.

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you lost a battery pack and retained your immaturity..

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will never forget it, though

    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! When ever I make this kind of mistake, I always own up and apologize.

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So saying "I'm sorry" would be out of the question?

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids, even grumpy teenagers, learn how to act from their Parents/older family/teachers, if you 'fess up now about this not-so-important matter it's more likely she'll be honest with you when something big comes up in her life.

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    Nika De Beer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard!

    DogMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s enough internet for me this morning

    Comfy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea same. Dear God what the hell is wrong with people?!

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I mean thisis for confessions so as long as it doesnt harm you,you do you

    M. Hampton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder no one likes you

    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.... I ..... I can't even.... wtf.

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