I'm, like, totally smarter than you are. [Adjusts glasses; laughs in geek]. My genius IQ is over 9,000, and I play 5D chess in my spare time. Mozart? Bach? Those are for amateurs. Me? I only listen to the music that planets make in our neighboring Andromeda Galaxy (it's 2.537 light-years away from Earth - bet you didn't know that). My favorite book is the Necronomicon. By the time I have breakfast every day, I've already come up with a hundred new fantastic ideas about how to improve the world, and my brain works at a 69.999% (recurring, of course) higher capacity than yours. I would've totally made a better protagonist than Yagami Light in Death Note. You wouldn't ever be able to comprehend my complex thoughts because, like, you're so beneath me, and I'm, like, super awesome. [Adjusts glasses again; uses inhaler]. Plebs.
Don't you just hate it when smart people start bragging about what high IQ they have when they're actually the complete opposite? There are those who think it's OK to be a show-off and an arrogant
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You Tried, Breana....
I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator
As a general rule of thumb, people tend to vastly overestimate their abilities and believe themselves to be exceptions to rules and tendencies. Right now you’re probably thinking how you’re way smarter than I am, and I’m thinking the exact same thing. We believe we’re special and have far more intricate inner-lives than others. That’s quite normal because we experience life only from our own perspectives, and we’re privy only to our own thoughts. Nonetheless, a shocking 65% of all Americans believe themselves to be of higher-than-average intelligence, according to this study. Wow! That’s a big number!
Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages
Spot The Difference, Neil
It’s easy to make fun of wannabe geniuses who shoot themselves in the foot with their comments, but real intelligence shouldn’t be made fun of. According to various studies, having a high IQ makes it more likely that you will be successful and rich and will live longer. Now, this doesn’t mean intelligence is the only factor that matters (and far from every scientist agrees with the conclusion about future success), but the importance of IQ shouldn’t be waved away, as though it means nothing.
How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?
I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word
Props to that response. I would have just noted that the only "disgusting" thing was OP's spelling.
Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon developed the first IQ (intelligence quotient) test in 1904, after the French government demanded they find a way to differentiate between lazy children and those with mental handicaps. The so-called Simon-Binet test, which was a combination of logical reasoning, finding rhyming words and naming objects, quickly became popular in the West.
The test was then modified in 1916, and called the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This became the standard IQ test used in the United States. Naturally, the test was revised and tweaked countless times, but it still remains popular to this day.
The IQ test didn’t make everyone happy, though. Psychologist David Wechsler thought the Stanford-Binet test was too limited, so in 1955 he created his own intelligence test: the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale or WAIS. In modern times we currently have the fourth incarnation of the test, known as WAIS-IV. Wechsler also made tests specifically for children and preschoolers.
What Did You Do Today? 😏😏
I replicate my own DNA every day. My body is so advanced it is doing it on auto-pilot. Yesss. New cells are formed and my hair grows.
Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal
Who’s the smartest person you know? Are you one of the rare people who don’t necessarily think they’re smarter than average? What do you think about IQ being an important predictor of success? Let us know in the comments!
This Guy Plays Chess
Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is
Wise Man
How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb
Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins
Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend
Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism
Insecurity
God Can’t Help Your Iq
Only Us Thinkers Would Understand
That doesn’t make you a thinker, that makes you an insecure person who is unable to show emotion without feeling vulnerable because you’ve built up too much of a wall. (I say this as someone who is all of those things)
A True Ancient Greek Kid
Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition
I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"
I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔
It’s Only 10 Am
When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.
The President
I will always remember when he stood before the United Nations, announcing that he had accomplished so much... and they laughed at him. Remember when we had presidents who could use complete sentences?
Dry Wit
Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match
You Peasants
i love being peasant, nature and work is great for physical and mental health :D
An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death
No Time For Culture Dr. Jones
130iq Are Laughing Stock
He/She Thinks They’re Very Smart
If I jumped off your ego and landed on your IQ I'd die quicker than you could fail a maths exam.
I'm A Software Engineer And Someone Decided To Be A Smart Ass On Bumble
Better Watch Out Or He’ll Catch Your Brainwaves!
What Is Wrong With Him?!
The Scariest Part? This Isn’t Even My Final Form!
I Want To Delete His Account
Ironically, I Had The Opposite Impression
“I Discriminate Heavily Against People With Low Iqs”
Math Is His Porn
Me at 10:30: *sees bored panda* "Wait, what? A new post? Damn it, now I have to read it." #boredpandaismycurse
You Probably Can't Keep Up
Party Boy
And They All Clapped
He Was Ten And Realized This, How Could You Not?!
My Girlfriend's Old Coworker Routinely Posts Stuff Like This
Better Than Americans
This is just really, really sad. As an Australian, this kind of view is what most of the population have. That and people think that all Americans are annoyingly patriotic, obese and think they're superior. From what I've seen and experienced from people in the US, that could not be farther from the truth.
Found On Twitter This Morning
Hah, Look At These Fools, Liking Sports.
The Para-What To The What?
*takes One Psychology Class In High School*
The Original Commenter's Response Is Priceless
An Actual Bio I Saw On Tinder. You Can't Make This Shit Up. He Superliked Me Too
And with all of these supposed intelectual accomplishments he can't bother to use capitalization?
All Because A Deodorant Advert Used The Word "Bae"...
Found This Fella On A Post About Tupac
Such A High Iq
Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer!
Having A Job Is Super Tough When You're As Smart As I Am
A Man Struggles To Date Because Of His ‘Disability’
My Friend Testing His Intelligence
This Guy’s So Woke That He’s On A Comment Section Talking Shit About Memes
A meme is the only thing that will ever be beneath him, if you know what I mean.
This Is A Girl On My Friends Discord Server, She Genuinely Thinks She’s The Smartest Person On Earth, Despite Not Being Able To Pass English
Get On My Level
I Never Thought I’d Actually Find One Myself
See The First Law Of Thermodynamics, Dumbass
His Music Taste Is Superior
His body is also too complex for normal air and water that all the plebians use
This Was Really Legit The Answer He Gave, I Was There
Teenage Me Had A Very Smart Brian
Intellectual Made Cringe By A Reference He Doesn't Get, But He "Probably Wouldn't Understand"
As I understand it, the original statement "All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys" is funny BECAUSE it's mathematically impossible - and the last person doesn't get that that's the reason it's getting quoted and re-quoted in the first place. He's "cringing" and saying "you probably wouldn't understand" when the impossibility is the sole reason that joke is perpetuated. and talked about in this conservation. He thinks he's superior when he's just lacking mathematic humor.
Fully Grown Man Shows Up 5 Year Olds By Playing The Piano
My Major Is Superior
This Kid I Went To High School With
Just Try Me, Any Topic
Y’all Ever Read Something So Untrue That You Wished It Had Never Been Thought Up?
Watch Out, Mozart
Bazinga!
Tall Tales From A Genius
With Great Knowledge Comes Even Greater Responsibility
We Are Not Worthy.
I Am Deeply Humbled By Your Presence
Book? What’s That?
Who Could Possibly Be The 0.000001%?
My thought process on clowns like these is thus: those who are in such an intelligent upper crust, aren’t gonna bother to brag on social media. They’re too busy being geniuses. 😜
He Has A Sociology Degree
C**p beer, sad wine & cheap gin cause dark brain matter... solved it for ya.
When You’re A Psych Major....
Love The Facebook Flex
I Literally Facepalmed
I Would Defriend This Guy, But He Posts Comedy Like This Often
#womeninstem #girlboss
The rest of the tweet thread had the context that the random dude had been belittling her up to that point.
I used to get mad when people started to brag out of the blue about something they (thought they) have... And then, someone explained to me how that came from insecurities, and that they were not really trying to convince me or anyone else, but convince themselves, and I started to let it go and even not caring... And the fake bragging stopped too... sometimes!!
The thing is, there is a difference between being smart, and knowing things. Just because you have a high I.Q, does not mean you know everything. Also, because you know things, that does not necessarily mean you're smart. I'd like to think I'm somewhere in the middle, but in reality I'm probably a dumbass.
I like to think of it as academic smarts and street smarts. Those that are really high in one are generally challenged in the other. Both are needed and there is nothing wrong with being one or the other. Most people are middle line for both I think, plenty smart to earn a decent living and with common sense enough to get things done.
Load More Replies...So intellectual capacity and being a k**b aren't mutually exclusive.
I used to get mad when people started to brag out of the blue about something they (thought they) have... And then, someone explained to me how that came from insecurities, and that they were not really trying to convince me or anyone else, but convince themselves, and I started to let it go and even not caring... And the fake bragging stopped too... sometimes!!
The thing is, there is a difference between being smart, and knowing things. Just because you have a high I.Q, does not mean you know everything. Also, because you know things, that does not necessarily mean you're smart. I'd like to think I'm somewhere in the middle, but in reality I'm probably a dumbass.
I like to think of it as academic smarts and street smarts. Those that are really high in one are generally challenged in the other. Both are needed and there is nothing wrong with being one or the other. Most people are middle line for both I think, plenty smart to earn a decent living and with common sense enough to get things done.
Load More Replies...So intellectual capacity and being a k**b aren't mutually exclusive.