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Kids are full of paradoxes. They’re innocent and carefree, yet somehow, they seem to know a thing or two about life. There’s always something on the tip of that expert tongue. When the right moment comes—it strikes. Beware, parents, your days are numbered and you’re about to stand trial. Meet the judge—your heavenly child.

Let’s see how it turned out for these parents who shared the not-so-welcome opinions of their beloved bambinos in this Twitter thread.

After you’re done with this roasting session, pick up those parenting karma points from the floor and give yourself a confidence boost right here. To all the fellow parent pandas out there: like Dr. Phil says, this is a safe space to talk about hard things—share your experiences in the comments, so we can toast them!

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Tweet from Julia Hook sharing a kids honest and accidental roast about having two moms in 6th grade social conversation.

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    Tweet showing a child’s honest and funny comment roasting adults by confusing a dad in a suit with President Obama.

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    Bored Panda contacted Sean Duffy, an associate professor of psychology at Rutgers University, to find out why our little devils tend to point out very odd things. “We are all interested in some profound questions as to what it means to be—be being an important verb. But kids do ask the strangest questions: the universe, why does it exist? Will the sun die in my life time? Will our efforts to curb climate change really make a difference?” In fact, “children today are a lot more aware of the challenges of the future than previous generations”, says Sean Duffy. “Just imagine our fathers or grandfathers in the 1950s even considering climate change. They had their own challenges—communism, the Soviet Union—but they live in a different context than their grandparents in the 1960s.”

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    Tweet by Aubrey Hirsch sharing a kids honest roast about adults, illustrating funny and candid moments kids accidentally roast adults.

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    Screenshot of a tweet showing a child accidentally roasting adults with honest comments about a wedding photo from hair metal days.

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    Tweet showing a funny honest kid roasting an adult by commenting on an old photo with blunt honesty about appearance.

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    Let your child discover their own challenges of existence. “Every parent must understand that they created in their children a new world. They had their own universe of morally ambiguous situations, whether it be the fall of the Berlin Wall or 9/11... every generation has to realize its own uncomfortable place in the order of things.”

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    It’s okay not to have the answers to all the things your child asks, because “there are no simple or easy answers to any of the myriad complex of unanswerable questions.” The professor explains that “we live in a universe of moral ambiguity and that our culture and society has provided only weak answers to existential questions.”

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    Tweet by Lara Ehrlich sharing a funny kid roast, showcasing kids accidentally roasting adults with honesty on social media.

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    Tweet from Doritos for Dinner sharing a funny honest kid moment roasting adults with squishy arm comments.

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    Tweet showing a funny honest kid accidentally roasting adults by calling out a lady at the door with lipstick during a doorbell moment.

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    Tweet showing a kid’s brutally honest comment roasting an adult about death, illustrating kids accidentally roasting adults.

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    Tweet by teacher about kids roasting adults with honest comments on appearance and makeup, highlighting funny kid remarks.

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    Tweet showing a parent sharing a funny honest kid roast during a Taekwondo class, highlighting kids roasting adults.

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    Tweet by Alison Lewis sharing a humorous honest kid comment roasting an adult with a funny air circle gesture

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    Tweet showing a kid’s honest and funny comment unintentionally roasting adults, highlighting kids accidentally roasting adults.

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    Tweet showing a funny kid roast of adults, where children honestly comment on parents’ appearance and behavior.

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    Tweet screenshot showing a humorous kids roasting adults moment about a dad shaving off his mustache.

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    Tweet showing a kid accidentally roasting adults by being honest about TV guests Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Phoenix.

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    Tweet showing a humorous example of kids accidentally roasting adults by being honest about appearance.

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    Tweet showing a kid honestly roasting adults with a funny comment about parents on a Star Student poster.

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    Screenshot of a tweet where a parent shares how kids honestly roasted adults by giving Disney Princess names based on appearances.

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    Tweet showing a kindergarten teacher sharing a story of kids accidentally roasting adults by being honest about her short haircut.

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    Screenshot of a tweet where a mom shares her daughter accidentally roasting adults by honesty at her son's baptism.

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    Tweet screenshot showing a parent sharing a kid’s honest and funny roast of adults during a basketball game.

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    Tweet by Carol Lopez showcasing a kid’s honest roast of an adult about a makeup photo, reflecting kids accidentally roasting adults.

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    Screenshot of a tweet showing a kid accidentally roasting an adult with honest and scathing humor about their voice.

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    Tweet screenshot of a funny kid roasting an adult by honestly questioning their gender due to short hair and wearing a skirt.

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    Tweet showing a humorous kid roasting an adult honestly about pregnancy and outfit choice at kindergarten pickup.

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