30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month (February)

I personally think homework should be banned. Kids already go to school approx 6 hours a day, there is more to life than just education. Their is family time, sports or other after school activities, chores etc and then of course time for them to actually be a child, have fun and hang with friends etc.

That's a lot of sass..but I feel them

This could totally be my friend's kid, but he turns 15 tomorrow.

Hilarious !

I always think of toddlers as very small drunks. It works pretty well.

Sounds like early menopause...

Toddlers? That's me going through menopause...

Hahaha, my brother desperately wanted a pet (well we all did) but mum always said no. So he started catching flies, pulling their wings off so they couldn’t fly away and kept them as pets until they died. When my mum found out she felt so bad so we ended up getting 2 dogs.

this is the best one cuase its happened to me. "No daddy, YOUR toothbrush fell." *stares at tooth brush*

sooo, what was in the room lol

I'd be too scared to even talk to her

Every time I try to make them, I always end up burning them.....

Surprisingly there is a recipe for ice cubes you have to first boil the water then freeze it to make clear ice cubes if you don't they will come out well unclear.

I understand.I'm the only person in my house who knows how to change an empty roll of toilet paper . I have a PhD in changing toilet paper😁

Every time I cook them someone keeps taking them out the oven before I get to take them out

They just don't make them like they used to anymore...

Just 3 feet? I can detect if an onion has ever been within 10 feet of my food.

Hand blender. You can disguise pretty much any veg in a tomato based sauce if you blend it up smooth and lie your a**e off!

Its not that the kid does not notice the other things. Its just that they are not as important to him/ her

well your gonna know theres an onion when your eyes starts burning

At the age of 3, you have no need of onion, that's grownup food!

No matter what happens, act like it was part of your plan.

Well played, well played.

mum 1- turdler 0

yes!!!!!!

Age 10, I came home and my mom asked, "How was your day?" We then had this exchange: Me: "Why?! Did Mrs Trichler call; you?" Mom: "No." Me: "Did Mr. Ott call you? That wasn't my fault!" Mom: "No." Me: "Was it Mrs. Stone? She was being mean to Camerone, and I didn't like that." Mom: "No." Me: "Who called you then?!!" Mom. "Nobody. All I said was, how was your day."

XD parents know everything kiddo

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How do you know fish don't snore?

And I thought I was the only one

YES!!!

YES!!!

glad my chaps are grown now. It amazed me how we had to phrase request with what we actually wanted them to do.

That kid is so smart lol

yeah...nope...go to school!

Takin it by far

One time my six yo told his whole class he wouldn't be coming to school the next day because he was going to Disneyland. He made the whole class jealous. That was a lie. He had a dentist appointment.

Perhaps he has a stockholder 's meeting.

So funny

An eight-year-old I was looking after started a knock-knock. He said "knock, knock". I said, "Come in". The look on his face was priceless :)

I tried this and my step dad just said "no?"

that's a quality joke. i didn't even see that coming.