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Raising kids is hard. You rarely find time for practically anything, especially socializing. Your kids consume virtually all of your time. You spend your nights making sure they get enough sleep, and all your days are spent preparing their meals, and driving them around town, and signing school forms, and folding clothes, and cleaning up after them, and... And it's one of the most interesting and rewarding journeys you can embark upon in your life.
So what do you do when you get those five seconds of peace and quiet? You let everyone know about the joys and struggles you've faced with your little kids. And what better place is there to shout out to the world than Twitter?
Bored Panda has compiled the best tweets on parenting from February 2020, and you don't even have to be a mom or a dad to find them funny. The raw, unfiltered, funny stories and chaotic reality of raising children is something we all can appreciate.
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We here at Bored Panda have a soft spot for funny tweets about parenting. When you're done scrolling through this month's gems, fire up our earlier lists on 121 Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Every Parent Can Relate To, 152 Hilarious Tweets From Exasperated Parents Trying To Feed Their Kids At Mealtime, and, of course, 45 Times Parents Hilariously Expressed Their Struggles On Twitter.
Looking at these tweets, you might notice that different parents have different parenting skills when it comes to raising their kids. That's perfectly fine. However, it gets more complicated when you and your partner don't see eye-to-eye on some of these approaches.
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Psychotherapist Marni Feuerman said that ideally, couples should discuss their parenting strategies before they decide to have children together. However, if you haven't, it's not too late to have these talks afterward, too. And that's the key to it all. Talking.
"Share your parenting philosophies with each other. Talk about how you were parented and what you would do the same as, or differently than, your own parents," Feuerman wrote for VeryWell Family. "Ask your partner about topics like what reasonable discipline looks like, what sounds like an appropriate childhood bedtime, and whether children should get an allowance."
The psychotherapist also said that you're setting yourself up for failure if your house rules are vague. Phrases like, "Be good or you'll be in trouble," often lead to miscommunication, misunderstandings and ultimately, fighting.
"You and your partner should agree on specific rules and write them down," Feuerman added. "Show the rules to your kids and ask if they have any questions. Be open to their ideas and suggestions, and make changes if they are appropriate. It is easier to enforce rules that everyone can agree on."
After everything is in place, it is critical to stick together as a team and be consistent. Your family needs to work as one. However, if you disagree on something, don't express it in front of the kids. "Do not interfere when you disagree with a parenting decision. Your kids will quickly take note of where the disharmony lies, and they will use this to their advantage. Don't let this happen."
Every parent makes mistakes. Be flexible, allow yourself and your partner second chances, and simply support each other.
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Irina Deneva-Slav 5 years ago
Phew! I thought there was something wrong with me that would traumatise my daughter for life.
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Alexandra Ghobrial 5 years ago
I tried this with my mom and after I got to one year, she said, "I don't know, I might be dead".
Aldert Nagel 5 years ago
Clever kid of 2, who knows all about minutes, hours, weeks and months...
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Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago
Every element above Hydrogen has probably been made by a star. So yes, you toot part of a star.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
I woke up the other morning to my son climbing in the bed behind me and rubbing my hair. Yesterday morning I woke up to my son screaming MUM, MUM, MUM my tooth has fallen out.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
My kids both had dentist appts recently and my 5 yo does a better job brushing his teeth than my 14 yo.
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Kristof De Smet 5 years ago
hey, you can find anything in a purse. In Belgium there was a commercial once where a guy started searching in his girlfriend's purse and got lost... and found another guy who was also lost...
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Luna Lovegood 5 years ago
Oh this is me, lol. I never wanna get in the shower, but once I actually convince myself to, heaven knows I ain't leaving.
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Nimrod Name 5 years ago
My dad still has random rocks on his desk bc when I was a kid I told him to never lose them because they were "special rocks" and he still won't throw them outside
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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
My 2 y.o kid is still in this beautiful small window that I can tell him to go check if I'm in the kitchen while speaking with him in the living room.
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Karin Jansen 5 years ago
James either has a bunch of kids that are constantly savvy and on point, or he's making it up. Judging by the speed and consistency of his posts, I'm afraid it's the latter..
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Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago
I remember asking my dad why mommy always said my projects looked great & dad said "mhmm."
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Ruth Mayfly 5 years ago
I hope whoever invented the recorder is in hell, eternally listening to children learning to play the recorder.
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
That stuff tastes nasty. I don’t know the layouts of all stores but I thought the nicotine gum would be found in a totally different section than normal gum. That’s what I have seen anyway.
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Kristof De Smet 5 years ago
at least yours is 'wearing' pants... mine are more like exhibitionists (ages 6 to 11)
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Carrot dude 5 years ago
It's not cool to tell people they look tired. It always makes me self conscious. Unless you don't mind. Maybe it's just me overthinking everything as per usual...
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Kim Shannon 5 years ago
I'd say that's pretty accurate. Movie I wanted not available? Weekend ruined!
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What does a Foxxy say? 5 years ago
If only the shower could wash all the fat away. I can only dream lol.
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Lorraine R 5 years ago
Here's hoping that continues to be the worst thing that ever happens to her. <3
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LesbianBlackCats 5 years ago
lol at first i thought it said sing the piggy song and then relized....
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MN Free Spirit 5 years ago
We call those "as yous" as in grab that stuff as "you go" up the stairs, Im apparently the only one in the house who sees them.
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Carrot dude 5 years ago
Oh lol, my dad is really tone-deaf so whenever we sing it's painful (but adorable at the same time; love you, dad)
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Chris 5 years ago
I've experienced all of these and more... And I wouldn't change it for the world!
Nickitams 5 years ago
Agree. Having kids was the most stressful but best adventure I've ever had.
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Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
Little girl and her mom next door were afraid of snails. My brother, around 5 at the time, thought "I should go ring their doorbell and throw a handful of snails in their house". I wish I could get away with that now
NMN 5 years ago
I was a fairly nice kid and always been afraid (since a kid) that if I ever had kids they wouldn't be as nice (still don't have any). I hated getting things dirty or sticky, especially my face, loved veggies, never thrown tantrums and behaved. However, clumsy, woke up at 6 on the weekends, no shower or long showers type and often would bring insects to the house (once I accidentally let loose 25 caterpillars... my sister have phobia of moths, so that was not a good combo, mom didn't like finding some in her bathroom either)
giovanna 5 years ago
Thought the same, but actually I think if you want a kid you're ready to commit to all of this :)
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Terka Červeňáková 3 years ago
My son would not tuch his shoes or pants if they got wet And dirty on the playground. Yet He would lay down on the floor And LICK the dirty footprints his shoes left...
Brenda Owens 5 years ago
I was in the park eating my lunch when this child came by, sat down and proceeded to reach over and grab half of my sandwich. He then started to eat it while saying, you’re a good cook. You gonna eat the rest of it, don’t hog it all.
miten sasmita 5 years ago
Suddenly I'm happy my 2,5 yo still unable to talk yet. Once her babbling turns into full sentences I'm not sure how to do it lol.
LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
But if you do then I'm sure you'll be ready for this 😊
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Knight Owl 5 years ago
Not better just different. To each their own. If you're not a fan of children that's up to you.
Load More Replies... Chris 5 years ago
I've experienced all of these and more... And I wouldn't change it for the world!
Nickitams 5 years ago
Agree. Having kids was the most stressful but best adventure I've ever had.
Load More Replies... Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
Little girl and her mom next door were afraid of snails. My brother, around 5 at the time, thought "I should go ring their doorbell and throw a handful of snails in their house". I wish I could get away with that now
NMN 5 years ago
I was a fairly nice kid and always been afraid (since a kid) that if I ever had kids they wouldn't be as nice (still don't have any). I hated getting things dirty or sticky, especially my face, loved veggies, never thrown tantrums and behaved. However, clumsy, woke up at 6 on the weekends, no shower or long showers type and often would bring insects to the house (once I accidentally let loose 25 caterpillars... my sister have phobia of moths, so that was not a good combo, mom didn't like finding some in her bathroom either)
giovanna 5 years ago
Thought the same, but actually I think if you want a kid you're ready to commit to all of this :)
Load More Replies... Terka Červeňáková 3 years ago
My son would not tuch his shoes or pants if they got wet And dirty on the playground. Yet He would lay down on the floor And LICK the dirty footprints his shoes left...
Brenda Owens 5 years ago
I was in the park eating my lunch when this child came by, sat down and proceeded to reach over and grab half of my sandwich. He then started to eat it while saying, you’re a good cook. You gonna eat the rest of it, don’t hog it all.
miten sasmita 5 years ago
Suddenly I'm happy my 2,5 yo still unable to talk yet. Once her babbling turns into full sentences I'm not sure how to do it lol.
LittleMissLotus 5 years ago
But if you do then I'm sure you'll be ready for this 😊
Load More Replies... Knight Owl 5 years ago
Not better just different. To each their own. If you're not a fan of children that's up to you.
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