Many of us have an interesting love–hate relationship with work. As in, we both love it and hate it. We love the fact that we get paid and our days have trivial goals that help us go through life. But we often hate going to work and maybe even doing the work. We love our colleagues and office space but we hate our clients or customers and, sometimes, our bosses.
We all hate Mondays, the start of the workweek. But then if we don’t have anywhere to go on a Monday for long enough, that can really put our minds in a tailspin.
One way to cope with this dichotomy is humor. It’s a tool that helps us navigate the ups and downs of working and allows us to feel seen. Jokes about work lets us create a sense of camaraderie between colleagues as well as literally anyone else who ever had a job.
So, scroll down to see some workplace memes. They might help you alleviate today’s work tensions.
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If what the first person said is true, then this is the only place I'd be avoiding sales and want the maximum price.
Your labor is something you own. You can choose to lease it at whatever cost you think it's worth not whatever cost your employer thinks it's worth. Remember they don't own you and you don't owe them anything.
While work can be stressful, boring, and many other negative things, there are ways to keep your spirits up while you’re at your job. Not all of them work for all professions, but one can find one or two good habits you can incorporate in your work routines to keep the mood high.
For people that work in an office, sprucing up your desk space can be a nice way to make yourself feel more at home. Bring in a small plant or two, frame an inspiring quote, or add a few pictures or decorations to make your space your own.
I found out recently that my supervisor and I share the same crying corner. It's way in the back at a dead end nobody goes to very often. The lights are on a motion sensor so if you are very still they turn off and you can cry in the dark.
THAT is one of the saddest things I've seen. 😢 Especially the fact that your boss cries too! What the cuss?! 😢 😭
Load More Replies...Sad. Very sad. So many people who need a "crying corner" at work! What kind of s**t society are we living in that people can't look after themselves properly or find help when they can't cope? Why are there so many toxic work environments? Life is hard in general, but so many people needing to find a corner to cry at work is a symptom that something is rotten in our society. Take care, you all!
This is actually something I do 🤣 I don't really have the time to spend around moping, so if I feel like crying, I go to the bathroom, let my emotions out for a few minutes (maximum 10 mins) and then go back to whatever I'm supposed to be doing. I think it's healthier than bottling up the tears until they come out uncontrollably.
Might be a fan of the film Broadcast News? Holly Hunter's character sets aside a regular time to cry.
That's exactly what I was thinking of! A friend of mine suggested at the time that doing this might be be helpful for me. I had just been diagnosed as bipolar and was pretty fragile at the time, trying to stabilize myself, etc., so I never tried it. To this day I avoid anything remotely sad because it would completely overwhelm me and leave me a mess. If I started crying, it would overtake me and I wouldn't be able to stop until I was exhausted. Then all I'd want to do is sleep.
Load More Replies...The car is fine. I remembered to put the hazard lights on as I cried and prayed to the flying spaghetti monster to save me from my poor life choices. Why wasn't I born the child of Bill and Melinda Gates?
I created an account just to like this comment.
Load More Replies...For a second there, i though it was implying that they rode the possum to work.
You can even add a few mementos from work: maybe a birthday card you got from your colleagues or a printout of an email from a grateful customer. See what makes you smile and put it next to your screen to cheer you up when needed.
Coming into the office to find a mess of a desk can also be off putting. If you know you are going to have to deal with yesterday’s mess right at the beginning of your workday, it might make the trip there even more annoying. So, try to keep things organized.
Yea, because we can't afford mortgages. cussity cuss. 😠
Load More Replies...The odd man out on a Kirk away team. You're under the microscope and likely the one killed off.
For me, as a career cook/chef, it's never been so much "embarrassing" as it is just knowing your first impression better be the right one or you're f**ked and it's a hole you have to work hard to get out of. Most people that work in kitchens are of similar personality so it's a little easier to fit in if you show you pull your weight and make the right jokes at the right times but I've always equally loved and hated my first days in a new spot.
Being new is the worst. Especially when there is a mean girls clique. When I started my current job there were two really nasty women. They would arrange lunches out each month where every woman in the office except myself was invited. Two very special ladies refused to join them again after the second one when they realised what was going on. One male senior manager complained to a director about their behaviour because he found it so offensive. I didn’t want to have girly lunches with them to be honest so I wasn’t really bothered. 6 years later, I am still there and they are long gone.
There are places that have "mean boy" cliques as well. My husband works with men who like to gang up and bully him but he can't leave. Thankfully he doesn't deal with them as much since they transfered to new departments. But what is a "girly lunch"? There's no such thing. Not to mention sexist as hell.
Load More Replies...The accuracy. I cringe thinking about how even in my older age, I tried at first to seem cool. Like. What. No. But I just wanted to be accepted!
Make sure to clear your space of cups and wrappers before you leave for the day. If you work with hard copies, get folders and bins that let you organize your space accordingly. This will help you create a more pleasant environment.
The company I worked for in the late 90s had a problem on a Friday afternoon. I took care of the problem but explained that, with the system they were working on, other things could go wrong. I asked if they needed me on call for the weekend. The manager said no but asked me to take a company cell phone. He said that, if anything went wrong, it would be so minor I could handle it with a short phone call. They called Saturday afternoon, "How fast can you get here?" Me: "8, maybe 10 hours." Duty Manager: "Where the *** are you?" Me: "I'm on my boat. I'm just coming up to White Ghost Island, but the wind is dead foul, and I don't have much fuel." The outage on a nuclear generating station was delayed by a day and probably cost $1.5M, but they saved $25 a day in on call pay.
Had a boss try this. Was outta state gave the days id be gone n when id be back. On my last day still awayi get a text asking if i can come in. I remind them im not in state and they respond asking if theres anyway i would be back sooner (like in an hr or two) i resond again no as i was about to go to the museum with my bf and the drive was over 2 hrs long
I worked for a school, and when someone went on vacation, one of us cover it. There was a coworked who when was his time to cover someone, he called the person on vacation EVERYDAY asking for instruction or reporting a problem. It was very annoying.
That's when I would say ahead of vacation that I would be in a place with no reception 😊
Load More Replies...Even worse: after you've been let go and you get text wondering where something is or how to do something.... double NOPE!
I put my phone on do not disturb on my days off when I worked at the call center. Sorry, I don't know you today.
I've had to explain to more than one employer (and my sister) that MY cell phone is for MY convenience.
If your job allows you to enjoy music while working, create for yourself a few work-related playlists. Make one that’s purely to help you focus, one that helps you to boost your mood when you’re feeling low, and one that motivates you to get stuff done. It really does sometimes work like magic.
Why are these company decisions announced to the public in the news? Seriously. I've been seeing these things in my local news. All it does is rile up the comments.
So it should. When the majority of office work can be done remotely——and it has been proven that the majority of remote workers are actually MORE productive than when they had to be in the office—-why the f**k are companies once again demanding employees commute to the office? Because they’re control freaks, that’s why. They tried to Big Brother people working remotely, to hound, micromanage, and chain them to their desks. But that wasn’t enough of a control fix, so now they’re bringing back the time wasting of the commute to go into the office, even though it’s less productive. It especially hurts employees who looked upon remote work as an opportunity to move away from the city and find homes in much more affordable places. They can no longer commute because they’re too far away and would spend nearly another entire shift just getting to and from work. F**k that s**t. Businesses need to adapt or die. The carriage makers who didn’t retool to become auto body makers when the automobile was invented and started gaining popularity, ended up shuttered for good after losing all their employees who saw the change coming to the new auto body manufacturers, but the ones who saw the writing on the wall and adapted to make car bodies and interiors, and headlights, etc, survived. We haven’t really seen it happen yet, but it’s coming, especially now that employees are seeing how badly they used to be treated, and have decided they’re not putting up with it anymore.
Load More Replies...The announcement probably was announced only to employees, then it was leaked by someone in the company.
Load More Replies...Honestly, that should have ended zoom right there. Utterly ridiculous. It's not good enough for us, but we want you to do it...
For me "we are a family" is the biggest, reddest flag on Earth. I hate the phrase with a vengeance. It only means they are planning to screw you as much as possible, and you can't complain, because "hey! We are a family!".
I remember hearing that b******t decades ago, and never bought into it then. Oh how they absolutely HATED it when I would say that it’s not a family, it’s a workplace. That the people there aren’t family members, they’re coworkers. Saying that back then did not make me very popular with management or the employees who drank their b******t Kool Aid. Bullshitters hate it when you call their b******t out——especially when you’re absolutely right about it.
Load More Replies...Do they never stop to think that it's family that put most of us in therapy?
Someone said that to me once at a new company and I said ‘Oh no, I moved abroad to get away from my first one’. To her credit, she said ‘Well, I hope this one’s better.’ And it actually was.
It's one thing to actually feel a closeness with the people you work with versus pushing that on the whole staff. I've worked at places that did feel like genuine family, in a way, but it is still a workplace.
It's to try to mind whammy us into accepting bs and try to instill a sense of loyalty they don't deserve
Also businesses who advertise that they treat their customers like family. No thank you!
I work for my family. It got tense when my Mom got mad at me and (briefly) fired me.
When I was a lead there where many many times I wanted to be exactly like Chef Ramsey "you, you, you, you f**k off out of here."
That is one excellent manager, doing exactly what a manager should; oversee operations AND jump in to help when needed, instead of hide in their office and bark orders without understanding the situation because they have no idea how to do any of their employees’ jobs. The best managers come out on the floor and can run the machinery—-better yet, fix it when it’s jammed!
Load More Replies...Been there, they took multiple restroom breaks, water breaks, or snuck on their phone...during a rush they were trying to do all this n i finally snapped at them to freaking help get the line down before disappearing on us
A thing that everyone can do no matter their job is practicing positive affirmations. Tell yourself you’re going to crush it today, that everything will go smoothly. If you have an unpleasant interaction, don’t let it ruin your day. Keep your head up and believe that things will turn around.
I'm no child development specialist, but I'm PRETTY DAMN sure those aren't 12 year olds.
the guy with the jacket on his legs is my younger brother😅
Working from home, I opened my work email at 10:00 in the morning, only to find that my boss has sent an email to to his boss and another senior manager (with me in the cc), at 3:00 AM, with two complete and three incomplete research reports attached, telling them that Arafat (i.e. me) shall complete the other three and send them by 10:00 in the morning (when our office officially opened)...
Hay, now you have 2 screens, you should have plenty of space to read our work huddles and do your my learning........
.. they have zero back support and even if you manage to awkwardly lean across the neck, it doesn’t look comfortable. I literally cannot sit up straight for long because it’s so painful, and in school we had crappy chairs that offered little support but encouraged back cracking…
The owner let his kid choose. Funny, but not comfortable :D Besides, walking the aisle you could stumble and fall over those tails
Where are the chairs? If this was your only option I would be pïssëd
That looks hilarious and as uncomfortable as it looks, way better than the 20 year old chairs we have at my work...
If you have any dedicated space at work, leave yourself a positive post-it note for tomorrow as you’re leaving work. Sometimes, getting that little boost of encouragement first thing in the morning breathes new colors into your day.
There's just so much going on in this pic I don't even know where to start.
start with the hair, that is what really needs to be talked about
Load More Replies...Maybe we're hungry, but that's all I could think about too 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Oh. My. God! So many questions... Is that supposed to be some sort of fashion? Did she oversleep and leap from her bed, taking her bedding with her? And then, when she got to the fashion show venue, did her dressers just use her bedding in lieu of actual, wearable garments? And what's wrong with her hair... And that appalling red eyeshadow splotched all over her eyes and beyond... Why? Why would anyone do that? This, this is why I didn't pursue my dream of working in the world of fashion design: because even forty years ago, the whole fashion design industry was less about designing clothes for actual people and more and more about designers outdoing each other in the weirdest and most outrageous costumes they could possibly invent, costumes only clowns and runway models could ever wear...
I think I saw pictures of this. Designers don't know where to turn any more
This was me when I worked swing swift that often bled past the midnight hours.
Time is even more surreal working third shift, 11 pm - 7 am.
Load More Replies...A year and a half ago I was working at a wearhouse 4PM until 4AM. My "days" off were Saturday and Monday. Didn't even get two days off in a row. One of the worst jobs I ever had. For six months I was a complete zombie.
Tourism is like this. 7 days a week, with random days off so you're not on too many days in a row. I never know what day it is.
That sounds like the begining of. A song
Load More Replies...When you work nights and have a random day off, you step outside in the middle of the day and say, "God, that moon is bright!"
It mutually exclusive. You can hate your job and still be glad to have one.
One of the newer guys at work is always smiling, always happy to do anything, is very sweet. He's really starting to creep me out.
The first day of the job, I wish that feeling lasted. Sure, you barely know what the heck you're doing and everyone is about fed up with the trainee by the end of the day, but that relief, that appreciation of knowing you're making money and that's all that counts in the moment, is just grand.
All in all, we all have our complaints about work. However, finding ways to make things just a little bit better for yourself can go a long way. Sometimes it’s a mindful breathing exercise, while others it’s a moment to scroll through our work memes. And don’t forget to share one or two with your co-workers—they will appreciate a little humor, too.
I've been on disability for over a year (severe daily migraines and then, unrelated, needed spine surgery that's been brutal to recover from)... I wouldn't know how to do the job I worked from Jan 2021 until Nov 2022 to save my life. I will literally have to go back through training, and since I'm now even more disabled (because the migraines are never addressed and now I don't have medical insurance, because disability doesn't pay the premiums), they will probably just fire me when I try to return
Smile. Nod. Reply to all questions with "Seems reasonable" in a variety of tones.
In 30 years the only time I had two-weeks off was after a serious automobile accident.
My supervisor tried cutting my break by 5 minute because I had to do some work 5 minutes in. She claimed it was because I went to the washroom first and tried claiming it took me 5 minutes. I needed to do 5 minutes of work. When I came back she said I only had 5 minutes left of my 15. Nope, I got 10 minutes, b***h. She caved when she realized I was right.
"Being at my desk does not mean I am going to do work during my lunch hour". Reception finally got the memo that I won't answer the phone unless it is vital. In fact I have trained them that if I have not picked up within 4 rings, I am either with a client or not in the office.
No, week: Sunday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday Saturday
Load More Replies...Try working in a job that runs in shifts and through weekends and days soon lose all their meaning. It's just work day, work day, work day, free day, work day... in irregular patterns.
Sorry, does it bother you personally to see reality, where men can be the victims of domestic abuse?
Load More Replies...Nah... Smart adults just drink at home.... In bed 🤣
Load More Replies...Keep your eyes open. If you're asleep all the time you get paid 2% less.
But when my eyes are open they see me rolling them constantly
Load More Replies...(I do understand the picture, don't come at me)
Load More Replies...Convey all the body language symbols of someone (male or female) not interested or, convey all the body language symbols (male or female) of someone who is!!!!!!!!!
Best part of becoming a manager is that I could finally get people to do their tasks so that one person didn't have to do it for them
Provided you're not so labor crunched that you can actually HAVE people to do those tasks.
Load More Replies..."Yeah, sure. So I'll leave (whatever very important, top priority task I was on) behind for now to do what you're asking for. Just let our manager know by email and send me a copy. Just in case. As soon as I get the mail, I'll start." I did this more often than not. Strangely enough, I got no mail and the person didn't ask me again.
I feel like this all the time. I got the stressful position of being a servant to 2 other people, while keeping up with the workload 4 other people are piling on to me. There's only 1 other person on my team. Those 6 people have 1 job to do at a time. My position isn't the most stressful, though. I feel bad for the ones working all over the warehouse and at the back. They have to answer to 12 people, at least, at any given time. Then if you're a little frazzled, a little stressed and showing a little annoyance, you get called out for expressing a bad attitude. I hate this job now.
As typically the last person out the door every day, "Hey since you'll still be here...", sends me straight there.
So i had a Sunday closing shift at the movies once. It was pretty slow but also a lotta staff so they had me help with precleaning stuff. In 1hr and 15 mins i wiped down the drink stations, cleaned the breakroom, sweep n mop the back hallway, and clean sweep and mop the back stock room. Meanwhile i see coworkers complain about having to do one cleaning task n taking 1 hr to do it
Seems management always wants the most complicated tasks that require heads down concentration done ASAP, but then they proceed to constantly interrupt you for other trivial b******t they could do themselves, all the while hounding you about finishing the job they aren’t giving you time to do. If you want this tricky assignment done CORRECTLY, instead of quick and dirty and full of mistakes, then leave me the f**k ALONE!
Had that moment this week. A woman who'd been there for years aske me (I just passed my one year anniversary), if she was "doing it right". I shrugged and said, "That's how I do it and nobody's yelled at me yet".
Yeah, but I've had the opposite. A long timer used to always bend the rules, slack off, do things her way despite the rest of the team being told, shouted at, to do things a specific way. If this lady happened to not be around to hear the orders and I'd relay the message when she was back she'd tell me those exact words "This is how I do it and I haven't gotten yelled at." Maybe not, but I do things her way and I definitely get shouted at. There's been things she trained me to do that I got in trouble for doing her way. There was just one time she got in s**t for training me wrong.
Load More Replies...All I could think was "clowns to the left Of me, Jokers to the right!"
I relate. My "boss" is dumb as f*ck when it comes to doing ANYTHING on the computer. When he got here he couldn't even attach a file to his e-mails, I'm not kidding.
Like my "office IT" teacher in college - tasked me to copy around 90 folders from his laptop to his USB stick. Easy AF by using the shift key, a matter of seconds... except he thought I had to drag each folder individually onto the stick like he always does
Load More Replies...I had a colleague who input numbers in excel sheets, opened his drawer, and brought out the calculator!
"Yup. That's what I was about to do." "Excuse me? Don't talk to me with that tone." "...."
Right? You never actually have a tone, you just respond, or have to be loud because it's noisy, and they take it as a personal insult and slap to their lineage. It's like...get over yourself Jacqueline.
Load More Replies...My favorite is "work faster". I think I'll slow down. (There are nicer ways of saying it!)
The statement that turns you from a self caring person who just wants to feel useful into a slave that follows everyone's command in a matter of seconds. There is a way to avoid doing that, but doubt people know or care.
Not sure if I read it here on Bored Panda or somewhere else, but the idea is good. While the company can ask for references from the applicants, the applicants too should be able to get references in return. They should be allowed to talk freely to at least 2 employees, preferably from the same postion as the one they are applying for.
When you’re getting along with your coworker and they take it too far and say ‘Do you want to get some lunch?’
When you think you’re getting along great with your coworker, then they stab you in the back. There are two-faced snakes everywhere.
Load More Replies...I actually like going out with coworkers from time to time... as long as I like them.
Yeah, it seems to vary. I have had good friends at work.
Load More Replies...I'd like a friend. But knowing how awkward it can get when you're all vying for a promotion it doesn't work out well.
I like my co-workers...so I'd be down. Except for the covid denier.
I saw a similar one to this recently. Probably here on BP. It said ‘Please don’t talk to me. I have 2 weeks of work to do in 2 hours and I have the attention span of a carrot.’ I have never had a problem with concentrating on my work and have been called a robot, a Duracell Bunny and been introduced to one company by an old friend I had worked with in two previous companies with the words ‘you haven’t ever met someone who can do this job like she can.’ I still think of myself as a carrot.
I would do this for myself- IF a manager had EVER done this - living on the street or not I would WALK out. DO NOT disrespect me like that.
Load More Replies...Medical office with 80 doctors from about 20 different specialties and a huge storm caused a power and phones outages. This was just the early days of regular cell phones (way before smart phones). I had my own cell phone, but only because they were free from my part time night job with a bank. I was the only one on our entire floor with a phone, but it didn't last long. Huge mess all around, especially since 90% of the patient rooms didn't have windows for light.
At my last call centre job. Managers: "Don't worry, everyone. We'll get everything up and going again soon." Employees: " No one is worried. By all means, no rush. Take your time.... yay."
Once, after a series of double-shifts at my restaurant, I was at the end of my endurance. I was singing as I worked, "Roll black water, keep on rolling..." Next thing you know, this smelly, brackish water started seeping up through the floor from a broken pipe and I closed early for a well-deserved sleep.
My work had a power cut a couple wolf weeks ago. Oh, a surprise Saturday off? OH NO how terrible. 😂
The lights flicker once and we all hope for a power outage that lasts hours.
At my engineering firm, a power outage meant we’d walk outside to the parking lot for safety reasons. After 30-45 minutes, we’d just be sent home with pay.
All of this. We once had a lightning strike on a transformer and set the pole on fire. We had to sign in to a PRINTING PLANT and stand around doing nothing in anticipation of the the power being restored. There were no windows so no lights, we couldn't see squat. They finally cut us loose, but had to pay us for a half day.
Well, it's not that good. You'll eventually have to catch up with all the work that wasn't done for hours.
That's easy you just tell them you were going to the pharmacy or your doctors appt.
I'm jealous of anyone who works at a job that can still moatly function if you feel like calling out for the sake of it... Working with animals sounds great, but the pay is trash, the work is backbreaking and the staffing is so minimal that calling out for any reason besides full incapacitation means extreme overload for whoever remains and or substandard care for the animals 🤦🏼♀️. DO NOT follow your dreams kids!
"OH, hey boss I thought you said you were working all day today, your day off isn't until Friday. Oh, so you're allowed to just 'give yourself a day off', while we have to basically be dying to have a single day off?"
"well, what are you doing out here boss? Tell you what, I didn't see nothin' if you didn't see nothin'."
Has anyone else noticed that every single cashier in SpongeBob is depressed? It’s something I noticed a while ago and find really funny
Everyone but SpongeBob is depressed in the Krusty krab
Load More Replies...Feels like everything I stated about myself in the interview I seem to be the complete opposite.
Is it just me, or does it often feel like you're being punished when you get back from a vacation to find a total disaster and a ton of extra work that never got done?
Load More Replies...It's Saturday night and I just had an anxiety attack over changes to the vacation request methods and going over in my head all the gaslighting I had endured last week. Can't do anything right. On Monday, I'm just going to work much slower and not make a sound. I don't want any attention on me at all. Doesn't matter anyways since it's been apparent I'm being monitored by vultures. Very carefully.
I thought you meant my children at first, but the manager thing works too.
Rent, food, clothing, car repair, healthcare, and that rare magical unattainable thing called fun that I never can afford to do.
Load More Replies...One would think 50 hours a week would pay the bills. In far too many cases, it doesn't even come close. Then all those out of touch rich people say "work harder" or "just get a second job". Yeah, because sleeping, eating and showering are unnecessary time wasters, and having any shred of a life outside bare minimum survival and constant work is an unreasonable expectation and you're lazy if you think you deserve it.
"So... now that you have a job and getting paid more....you can buy me something more expensive for gifts.... and you need to start investing in your health....YOU KNOW! .... Like, it's $50 for these miracle, cancer-curing apricot seeds. What do you use $50 for? What? Now... you can buy them. Soooooo go do that."
Worked OK with Zork where you couldn't actually tell...
Load More Replies...my company: Oh you don't have a chainsaw to remove it? We will find someone here that does, whats your location again?
I love Skyrim too and am so sad about Starfield.
Load More Replies...There are no easy shifts, insanity on one shift gets a fight on another. Prepare for the unleashing of hyll.
When I worked graveyard shift at the phone company I often didn't have to answer the phone for minutes at a time and got to read a few books and listen to music and didn't have to smell any nicotine addicts! This was way back in the 80s when there was no non-smoking areas & no Internet to distract me!
I love when they say that they've already asked to see a manager but they haven't. That's when I go pick the manager that doesn't like rude customers
ALWAYS pick the manager that takes zero BS from a-hole entitled customers! If they are being polite and have a legitimate issue, that manager will make sure things get fixed. If they are rude, they will get exactly the opposite of what they want! I wish more businesses took the same approach to dealing with customers as good parents take with children: do NOT REWARD BAD BEHAVIOR
Load More Replies...When my daughter was 16, she worked part time as a swing manager for McDonalds. One day, I was waiting to pick her up after her shift. A customer started yelling at the very old employee behind the counter because his fries were too salty. The employee said she would get the manager. The customer yelled that she should get him out fast. He was not going to waste his time talking to an old *** that belonged in a nursing home. The look on his face was priceless when a 16 year old girl walked out. After listening to him yell for a moment, she asked him to please leave not because it was the end of her shift and she did not want to stay late to fill in all of the paperwork that the police required.
Classic, especially if you are in certain places and you are a woman or your skin is darker than lily white.
What's even funnier, is they ask to speak to the manager and I'm 'acting' manager when she's not there, and my name is Karen. (I'm the 2IC.
My husband slipped and fell in a restaurant once and demanded to see a manager. A guy who looked about 15 came out. When he started to say he wanted the real manager, I had to tell him I knew the guy and he wasn't the manager--he was the owner.
I don't have that trash human trait of being annoyed by other people existing.
I had a coworker who made waffles at work. Kept a mini waffle iron, waffle mix, and syrup at the nurses' station.
This, and OP pic, are the opposite of microwaving fish in the break room 👅💦
Load More Replies...This looks frightenly like the office I used to work in, except of course for that rocking individual cooking up that awesome looking breakfast!
I left a job once and they had to change the employee handbook, because I used their rules to my advantage after I gave my 2 weeks notice. HR kept saying, that isn't what we met and I kept saying, but that is what it says.
Every job I have ever had, when it came to yearly assessment times, they went alphabetically. A few interviews, grind to a halt for a couple of weeks, skip me and continue. Get to me last, hope they don't do anything that will get me to start correcting them, or get me to ask how they are coping lately. I have suggested that there was no shame in not knowing how to manage staff if they had never been sent on a course to learn how to do it. That their job is not easy, so get trained. That a vast number of our customers have offered the use of their big vats of acid for disposing of his remains when someone finally flips and kills him.
All the times I've been out at lunch imagining myself getting on a bus right then and there and never looking back.
I literally walked out of my last job. Got so angry, I stuffed my bag with everything I could and left.
I learned that walking with a sheaf of papers or a clipboard and no one will question you.
Over 3000 hours here BTW I got 100 hours a year for 34 years.
Load More Replies...Almost all jobs are based on the same premise. You provide more value to the company than they give back to you. Your employer is the one who should bend over backwards for their employees, the people bringing/creating value for the company, not the other way around.
Someone I know told me there was a retirement party for someone she worked for. During the ceremonial speech the CEO pointed out this guy never called in sick once during his 35 years working for the company. His reward: $100. She told me "Nothing is worth torturing yourself over for such a tiny compensation at retirement time. Take the sick days you need."
I'd have been very tempted to give that $100 right back. What an insult! EDIT: They say school doesn't train you for real life, but in this instance, mine did. My freshman year of high school, I decided I wanted to go for perfect attendance. And I did it. I came in sick, injured, whatever. I didn't miss a single day. Even for a doctor's appointment. And then at the end of the year, I found out that there was no recognition. They only gave perfect attendance awards to people who went ALL FOUR YEARS without missing. Yeah, fúck that. Starting the next year, I stayed home when I needed to.
Load More Replies...I had this lightbulb moment sometime after I started my current job, about 3 years ago. I realized that busting my àss was doing nothing but tearing up my body, and damaging my mental health, and that I could get the exact same result from my employers-nothing-WITHOUT the physical and mental damage, if I just did my little 8 and went home, and didn't worry about anything else. So that's exactly what I do now. I'm much happier.
That's me....and on top of things...I am the guy who loves his job even after two years
Everyone has a mercenary attitude anymore. Employers are "bottom line" and employees are "just show me the money."
My FIL told me they had a guy working construction on a nuclear facility back in the '70's, all he did was walk around with a hard-hat on, carrying a 6' long 2x4 on his shoulder all day. He would stop, lean it against a wall, eat his lunch, then get up and carry it around some more. Those government jobs paid good money too!
That sounds apocryphal. The sort of story that someone made up once but sounded just real enough to be repeated until people believed it was true. Like the Reagan "Welfare Queen". Appreciate the story though, real or not.
Load More Replies...Yeah, that never works when you have to manually sign in or swipe in with a card. They always know.
My mom usually has a coworker to swipe cards for her if she runs a bit late. Sounds like a scummy move, but the company she works for isn't any better.
Load More Replies...I used the side door to come in late and to leave early, it happened at least five days a week.
The picture choice is absolutely accurate, I'm sure. I could never do the whole Christmas costume friendly sh*t. Not without chill pills.
It's near impossible sometimes. Sometimes you could also be in a good mood, but spill one thing, trip, make one mistake and people will think it's on purpose out of anger and you find yourself in the office being lectured about it.
We call that the "Customer Service Smile". Smiling on the outside, while screaming on the inside.
It's called Big Red Boot and they cost like $300 (US) I only know this because one of my kids asked for them (um, no)
Load More Replies...The co-workers I don't like I have obvious reasons for not liking. They're the ones doing the gossiping. It's the people who I thought were being nice then find out they were lying to me that I want to find dirt on, and it's so interesting hearing of evidence confirming my suspicions.
"I can't have his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work to EARN money. I may as well just die" Homer Simpson.
NGL I get a lot of free food from my work. But I do work in a food plant.
They use that as an excuse to not pay you more, because you're grocery bills are less since you get free food. There's no such thing as FREE anything
Load More Replies...I had a Starbucks manager ask if I was on my way in when I called him at 5am to let him know my car was stolen! Like, dude... No! I'm calling the police and my second job and the insurance company and trying to figure out what I have to do to get a rental car, none of which is going to happen before, you know, everything OPENS!
my maintenence department. Ask me how many vehicles in my garage with broken bits, but they keep going out every day because they start and the brakes work.
I quit a job because they gave me a title change with more responsibilities but no raise. Offered me a dollar an hour extra after 3 months of back and forth. Companies suuuuck with including employee wellbeing/quality-of-life in budgetary decisions. It's always the first thing to go, hence the hardest to fight for.
As someone who yes fast on a smqll phine keybsord, I doubt you gusy could fully understsnd what I'm shaing
I get the feeling the people who can't read through typos struggle with reading in the first place. All you need is the frsit lteetr and lsat letetr of the wrod and yuor barin fgierus the rset out.
I want more SCHEDULED hours. I don't want to have to rush in on my day off to work because someone else didn't or because management sucks at scheduling! Give me the ability to plan my week so I can actually live and I'll be happy to work more
I want more hours... On my schedule 2 weeks from now. I don't want a text at 8 am as I'm planning out my day off, "Hey can you cover this other store 10-7 today?"
I don't want to work more hours. I just want to be paid more. .. Is that really so much to ask for? Is it?
But you CAN stress about how you'll pay the bills that don't stop just because the money does
Load More Replies...Meanwhile my boss yells at me if I clock IN 15 minutes EARLY.
They have budgets to respect. HO nickels and dimes them to death.
Load More Replies...Oh God this is SO me!! I am syrupy sweet on that drive-through headset. However, the second somebody starts to disrespect or abuse me, it's like a light switch flips. The nice turns off, kitty's claws come out, and I give it right back to them. I've taken way too much abuse in my time. I won't take it anymore. Not ever again.
That's what the crying corner is for. Every place I've ever worked has one.
This is also me. I'm neurodivegent, so I get overstimulated and overwhelmed often. I have to make an excuse to use the restroom, and just sit there for a few minutes and let my brain reboot, so my needle goes back out of the red. Without those little breaks, there are a lot of nights I couldn't keep going.
I like the pic that shows they use the same motivation in prisons.
It is true. A single slice of pizza is probably only a few cents when you buy that many boxes and cut them so slim. If someone offers me a few cents for my hard work I won't show up for the next few weeks.
About as motivating as the awful "Who Moved My Cheese?" campaign of 1998 - 1999
I'm at the point that strap is gone and the other is hanging by a thread.
Nah. No more. I ain't getting involved nor hearing c**p. I really just want to do my job an skedaddle out of there before I'm the one that gets in trouble.
I'm sorry, maybe I'm old, but I just can't with "dassit". That's it. Three more characters (edit- and a space)
The worst was when someone asks me to do 5 different things and says it all way too fast
Then talk over you and walk away when you ask them to repeat it all.
Load More Replies..."Hey, I need you to do these 5 tasks alone without help and each will take about half an hour to do. Oh and you only have an hour to do it because I'm too stupid to ask you to do it earlier when you were doing little."
Been there. It's the worst. Gotta admit there's been times I've called in sick just because it's better that I don't go in sleep deprived for safety and health. But the lack of sleep isn't from gaming. It's from sheer anxiety all night or just not being able to fall asleep.
Basically put, come mid-week, you would have been PHENOMENALLY f*cked XP
Actually, I have driven heavy equipment from jobsite to jobsite. Never stopped for fast food though.
And sleep on a bed of money surrounded by many beautiful women.
Are you seriously telling the creators of this thread to work harder? ;-)
Load More Replies...Are you seriously telling the creators of this thread to work harder? ;-)
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