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After the popularity of Overheard L.A. and then Overheard New York, it seems that we have all become nosy little eavesdroppers. While listening in on strangers conversations should still be considered rude and intrusive, sometimes you can't help but pick up a juicy snippet of gossip, completely out of context, that is just comedy gold.

People are taking to Twitter in their thousands to document these random overheard conversations, and while this may suck in terms of our privacy when out among strangers, its certainly good for a laugh on the internet!

Scroll down below to check out some of the best, compiled in a list by Bored Panda. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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    #5

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    alohawaia Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be higher on the list!

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    krassenstein Report

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is rather sad than funny.

    Carmen Devore-Blakestad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not sad, it should p**s you off. A-holes like this man seem to think it's perfectly ok to say this kind of c**p just because Dumb Trump got elected. He's a racist and a bigot and this is NOT acceptable behavior. UGH!! >:(

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    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the beginning of this story I thought to myself: "A 70 y.o and a 40 y.o? So, two old men?" And then I remembered I'm 40 and forgot to read the rest of the story...

    Outatime
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Lots are saying it's fake! But I don't think this is so hard to believe, assumptions are made everyday that are wrong and very silly. I am the female facility manager of a welding/service shop with 30 employees and at least once everyday a man assumes I am the receptionist and asks me for coffee while they "wait for the manager" or whatever. I have dumbfounded many old men who can't seem to understand that there isn't a male in this building with more authority than me.

    lisa H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great story.. but cardiac surgeons are Surgeons.. they don't work "in the ER".

    Sabal Minor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me, your racism is showing. What an entitled baby boomer asswipe!

    Sandra Taylor
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    7 years ago

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    that is why some people are still racist, when stupid remarks like that are made by idiots like you.

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    Risa Lovee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racism should be left in the past, after all we're all humans :O

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a cardiac surgeon, so be nice, you might be on my table one day soon, you old fart"

    Gibberint Dark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason when I read this, in my head it was in the voices of William Shatner and George Takei...... :-)

    Lu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an asian person, there are for sure stereotypes and they go both ways. But to be honest, "we" have it easy, one of my closest friends is African-Canadian and the things he shared with me recently just floored me. "I hear your people are afraid of snakes" " You must be good at basketball" Once was profiled for looking like someone else, crazy world we live in!

    criminalgirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not sad or funny, the older man is a product of his generation, unfortunately.

    Every day is Caturday 4.0
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can’t it be sad that the older man is the product of a racist generation?

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    Rainbow screen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the things I hate the most is racism...I hate it.... really

    Erin Sheppard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That older white man is probably going to need the services of that asian man before too long.

    Simon White
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sad indictment of society. Casual racism at its worst.

    Martavis Parker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this is the type of stuff that is happening in this country every day and it's sad. Sure, some people use the race card unnecessarily, but if everyone in this country really paid attention and tried to help make a change, we'd all be better off. I commend that Asian guy for not openly showing that he was offended. I just wish people would not jump to conclusions based on race.

    Lourdes Wiswall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened to me one day..i am a cashier in a Super Center store, a customer ( with food stamps card) asked me where i came from..i told her that I am from the Philippines..she said,...ahhh from a poor 3rd world country...i'm kinda offended but i replied her nicely..yes Ma'am i am from a 3rd world country indeed BUT, in my country, you need to work hard so you can eat and feed your family on your own! and i am proud to live here in the US without asking any help from the government!

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    Matthew Hyder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but I've seen a lot of old people who are mean, even in my personal life. o.o I haven't seen too many who are nice...

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's hoping that most of racism dies out with our oldest generation. I'd say ALL, but I am a realist & know that will never happen, at least not in my lifetime.

    Meren Edna Marie King
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been hoping for racism to "die out" since I was in my teens in the 70's and finally realized what it was. 45 years now and I"m STILL waiting for the idiocy that is racism and bigotry to STOP being a THING! It is ridiculous and absurd and anyone who thinks they are better than anyone else because of their skin color, religion or monetary class are so sadly disillusioned and brainwashed by hatred and willful, deliberate ignorance.

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    TheReader19
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow the ignorance is strong in this one!

    Elizabeth Glendinning
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sad. What a tent that surgeon was not to be offended by the old bigot

    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insulting situation. Did the white man vote Trump?

    Allana Rose
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, some people need a b***h slap to the head to wake them up!

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't in good conscience Up Vote this- it is disgusting-

    Benj
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does sound made up, but still... What a piece of $#!t. (do I need to say I meant the white man?)

    Kim Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're obviously a White male. You NEVER experience this, so of COURSE you yell 'fake'. What an idiot

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    d bradley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calling b.s. on this racist garbage

    Kim Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a minority who is also a Dev, I can tell you this has indeed happened to me. It tends to be White men that think I work at a Burger King or something......They are also somehow skeptical of my military service, as it seems you have to be male and White to have been in the Army.....

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    Alwin Langevoort
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest bigots in the world: “I’m all American”...

    Joyce Stewart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many racists in the world, but still he was an old man, and old believes hard to change.

    Kristin Connon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be funnier when the Older White Man ends up in the ER with a massive coronary episode and has this doctor..

    Sagrario Melo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo true...you can see cases like this ALL the time...prejudice, prejudice

    Denise Ellingson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a racist has nothing to do with a person's age! I am an "old" white woman of 68 who is not a racist and find people who are to be truly deplorable. Racism is unfortunately, passed down from generation to generation by ignorant people and there are probably more racist young people around because the "old" racist people who taught them are now dead. The man referred to in this article is a racist - but that is because of how and where he was raised - not when.

    Bradley Roon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ER cardiac surgeon? Usually there is someone who knows the problem and then they hand them off to the surgeons. Had that happen, actually. ER guy saved my life from an asshoal cardiac surgeon who put me on a drug that could've given me a stroke or embolism. Sent me to the surgeon who got me out of Afib and lost a knife fight with a cardiothoracic surgeon and have the huge scar on the sternum and 4 procedure open heart surgery to prove it. i'll get him next time...

    Meren Edna Marie King
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another white person ruining it for the rest of us smmfh

    Twysted Jinx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take things that never happened for $200

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, shut him down flat!!! Never judge a book!!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet. That old racist white man swallowed his heart about then!

    Michelle Dodson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sad commentary on our society. Not at all surprising, which is sadder still ...

    Sandra Hairston
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of hard to walk with your foot in your mouth I bet!!

    Anni
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe people like this exist! Awful :(

    Sandra Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets hope the 70 year old does'nt have a heart attack, i think he might be a bit embarassed if the 40 year old were to operate.

    Reid Miles
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the older man is a argont a*s

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but the Asian man kept his dignity

    meerakat5
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay older white man lets not be racist now...

    Sandy Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cardiac surgeon in the ER? um, nooo....I'd rather have my cardiac surgeon work in the OR!

    SexyEggPlant
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh i havent met anyone this racist yet...thank god

    Artahmiss
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut him right the F up didn't he?

    Gillian Black
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well done judging is not for us ha ha

    The Cappy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one I read and thought "That sounds a lot like the wholly fictional things I see in emails."

    Allen John
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian. (if you didn't get that joke, please watch Goodness Gracious Me)

    Patrick McKenna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like made-up horse c**p. SJW's strike again.

    Lynda Di
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    7 years ago

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    I would expect a Japanese or Chinese person to be a cardiac surgeon or something that takes that sort of intelligence ... is that racist?

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, answer an imaginary phone call in that very language. And slow turn and smile devilishly at their horrified expressions

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    Shruti Naik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire the upbringing you have given him!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a sex playlist is not awkward enough? And regarding the anthem: everyone should STAND UP anyway...

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    WordWhispers Report

    rai mei
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I can do that as an adult

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    MisterMidas Report

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember: always wear pants. It saves you from trouble.

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    Heather Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shame here but I was the same way when I got on my first flight at 18 years old lol

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    katiecandraw Report

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because I am bloody fabulous"

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    OverheardDublin Report

    Shruti Naik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you don't gossip in front of children.

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    anjcxx Report

    Heather Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with my daughter. I'm always closest to the street and on those rare occasions when she comes in my room in the middle of the night to get in my bed, I always sleep closest to the door just in case I gotta pull out my Kimber Solo and whoop some intruders a*s. Hahahahaha.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This even happens to me with my own age.

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    Troux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Universal Studios has sent their spies in again...

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It felt like a dialogue right out of sister act!

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    nina_derespino Report

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's sighing cuz actually he wanna engage in super awesome space travel but can't :(

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    Kiahna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused. Why would you EVER skip dinner at nana's?! I don't get it!

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    #29

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    OverheardDublin Report

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    ellkay_ Report

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The all new, protein-enriched Snape-o-Balm. Scars from taming dragons, magical tournaments, or dark wizard encounters? With our new formula, your skin nevet before felt so enchanted!

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    Zori the degu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like most kids but when I hear little children that crazy, I know they'd be something one day

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    #32

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    alivenekamp Report

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    maciemoo_ Report

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    AshleyLArring Report

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm - I'm British and it took me a few moments to figure that xing was not actually a chinese word - well, ok it is!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe fifth? I would propose that as the handyman. Particularly in a three-storey building.

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    #39

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    Iris Omri-Engler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a few years she will understand that faster is not always better

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    #40

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    Cats999
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not either. You don't shoot a gun with your hips. If he tried, I have a feeling that it would not work out very well.

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    Adria Rhodes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's even MORE sad is the folks that just can't find humor in life. Why so serious?

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    #43

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this about "white guys"? Why would their skin colour matter in this regard? So annoying that "guys" is always qualified with a skin colour...

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    Lydia Curio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :( I don't care if this comment gets down voted, I cannot keep this inside: This is an awful thing to say to any child of any age. We don't own anyone, not even our kids. They are PEOPLE, with their own bodies, their own brains, their own feelings and opinions and no one owns them. not their parents, no one. they are not belongings or things or slaves.

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    Pandykinz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I close the door, my dog paws at it until I open up. We've taught her to do this on our door if she wants in or out as we don't live alone. Although when I leave for work in the morning and she does it to the front door it pulls at my heart.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how an e instead of an a killed this too.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "....before we have to beat you up, bro.."

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to thwart unnecessary advances!

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    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least it wasn't money instead of underwear

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    Smoofy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok well you MIGHT wanna go to those classes...

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    Hayley Lightcap
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is, no joke, why I didn't get anything more than a trim for 10 years of my life.

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    Jenn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a women with the tiniest bag going through bag check and the guy found a Stanley knife in her bag - she just said 'oh i forgot I had it.' YOU HAD THE TINIEST BAG HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW........lip balm, purse, knife......yer we are good 😲😲😲😲😲

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    Леда Ледда
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it has some bacteria, right? Unless distilled. So not quite vegan :):) In Canada they sell gluten - free water :) WTF

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parenting fail: putting this with a photo of your 8 y old on the Internet.

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    WaLe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was a way to let her know she should find better friends :/ Fake friends are one of the worst social plagues ever

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    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something I'd say. I once worked at our local golf course where people look for puffins. People would come into the pro shop and ask me about them and I got into trouble for telling the rich guests that they taste great. Probably not the best thing to say.

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    Smoofy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random Fact from the WWW: If you slash only 3 tires their insurance won't pay for it.

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    Kayleigh Blake
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear DC's at work. Flat and comfy for *me*. Got a problem with it? Stop looking at my feet, you're weird........

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    Christy Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is rough to date outside your phone platform but it's doable if you work at it :D (my beau has an iPhone but I don't hold it against him)

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    Margaret Shannon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some libraries require membership for entry. That is a sin against God and a crime against humanity. When I am empress, those people will be flogged. And keel-hauled.

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Committing suicide is actually still illegal in some countries...

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    frank0ys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I am curious about what they are talking about.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just forget about the knifes, the blood and stuff.

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    B Walko
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might later though. If they had something in them, which they might next time.

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    Linda Gulley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Trump, why are you colluding with Russians?

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    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk or not, I'd be pretty mad! Rude.

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    Kiahna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that many times. When I get anxiety.

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    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly joking , but it will wreck the hearing aid.

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    rai mei
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ang ganda" means "so beautiful" for those that don't know

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    Beeps
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child, I used to wonder how come pain meds can work for different types of pain and how they know whether it's your head or your back that hurts.

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    Christine K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why your mum replied "what the f**k" though

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its all about the angle of your mangle

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    #100

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    rai mei
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and kids get it from drugs... that explains it

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    Bradley Roon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm forever pulling out my debit card to check out books, and i've been known to grab my library card, my Co-op membership card, my Ace Rewards card and have it pay for something. Makes me think my wallet is not organized too well.....

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    Susanna Vesna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is friendship goals! I want my girlsfriends to have these convos about me, if I am every going through a break up! :D

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    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weeelll the meds they use can have that effect on some people.

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    Ashiah Rainwing
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    7 years ago

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    Oooops...guess what was so special.....

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Libraries are very different to their stereotypical image.

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    #110

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    Isabel Care
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In certain London parks it's pelican eat pigeon. See You Tube freakiness

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    Jenn
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    7 years ago

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    oooooh what a doufas!

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    Rafaella Bueno
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many problems could be avoided with a 24 hour clock.

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind, you can put them in the washing machine afterwards to get them clean again

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    #127

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    Heidrance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i'm hearing Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf....

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    Priscilla Winslow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 72 years young, and I still have no clue what the difference is between reptile and amphibian sex? Does it have anything to do with the G-spot?

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    Dan H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they didn't say Lance Armstrong

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    Diana Snow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My jewish friend used to order " a cheeseburger without the cheese".

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    Luann Suhr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys do realize people smoke meat as in the cooking process... right?

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    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commonly referred to as a "French bath". My hubs works swing, so he showers at night. I work from home 4 days a week, so I usually don't shower until later in the day unless I'm going somewhere. One of the very few perks of adulting in this day & age - I get to decide when (and IF) I take a shower. Yee haw! I'm living the dream, baby.

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew no, i dont want to see your cheese library, always wash between your folds

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    Sarah Figini
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    7 years ago

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    or "things I wish my wife would say"

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    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: He's used to dating women who are all about the drama, and this one is laid back. That just hurts my brain...

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we first got married we lived in an apartment with thin walls and every time the neighbors got into a fight the husband would yell repeatedly "I'M GONNA BE JUST LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN!" We never did figure out WTF he meant.

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He says that because from his experience a lot of baritone singers tend to get fat and die young. Not that strange if you think about it.

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    Diannika Starr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes sense. Think about it. 90% + of the time you are using wipes, its because you are dealing with something icky/dirty. So cleaning it off makes sense. Just like you need to clean your sink fixtures.

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    Joanne Hudson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't say something nice . . . . .

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    #154

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    frank0ys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Social climbing is an expensive hobby.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, that is so f*****g not sexy. Boner poison.

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    Kevin Braid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh f**k no lol, ukip helped bring about Brexit and it will be a huge massive clusterfuck, most DRs and nurses are not renewing their contracts, companies are leaving en masse, cant even get folk to pick fruit... literally the only good thing about Brexit is that Scotland will go indy

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    Lina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on what "the rest" is...

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    Elizabeth Molloy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter what she does, she always looks like a fashion store mannequin

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    Rebecca Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She means that God will make a way to provide the funds to pay the bill.

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    John Dunshee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously never changed one, or she's got some nasty Cheerios.

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