50 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard in L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share
We‘ve all been taught that it‘s not polite to listen to somebody else‘s private conversations. But sometimes you just can‘t help it but overhear some of it passing by, riding a bus, lifting weights at the gym, or casually shopping. And what makes these funny conversations as amusing as they are is that they're completely out of context.
This Instagram account, Overheard LA, is dedicated to such overheard conversations happening in Los Angeles, California. Stating that “We all have ears,” the creators invite Angelinos to share some of the best pieces that they have ever overheard in their daily lives while living in the City of Angels. From weird questions and ubiquitous conversation topics - the Los Angeles population always has some funny things to say. We think it’s hilarious, and for the rest, you’ll have to scroll down and see for yourself!
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As Ryan Reynolds once tweeted: "People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel."
If that doesn't happen in _Deadpool 2_ I want my money back.
Load More Replies...Celiac disease is nothing to be lauhged at. I have it so I know. It is a serious condition where body attacks on it self.
True, but the that's not the joke. The people cutting gluten for ill-advised vanity reasons have caused problems for those with Celiac.. those are the targets of the joke.
Load More Replies...I have been diagnosed with celiac. God, it brings pain. The migraines, vomiting and other symptoms are severe. It is not that funny to me.
Hahahahahahaha! I have friends th a genuinely allergic to gluten! The wanna be's eat gluten and never even know it! They'd be surprised where gluten can be found!
My mom is a genuine hypochondriac and she thinks she's allergic to gluten. Today she ate a philly cheese steak in a regular bun, later on she had some toast, lol. It's only when the condition is convenient for her haha. She drives me nuts when it comes to stuff like this!!
Load More Replies...Almost a joke . UGH ! Gluten bad ! It is for celiac disease , but, watch the Web Med video to give the rest of us the truth.
I think the reason ppl joke is because so many people claim to have Celiacs with no tests and it's semi rare. I realize it makes it hard
Load More Replies...We have the internet now. It's easy to learn how to cook chicken! P.S. I skimmed the words a bit too fast and I thought the quote was about 31-year old guys learning to f**k a chicken.
You don't know how to cook a chicken at the age of 31? And I thought that I can't cook.
After? Mentally, I close before I even started working that day.
Load More Replies...I was the manager of cafés for 14 years: I can tell you that the girls and the boys close emotionally when is time to clean...That made laugh <3
When asked for my ID, I normally respond "I promise I'm me, no one else wants the job!" as I'm showing it...(happy to be 54 as of the first)
Yknow for a 51 year old you're f*****g adorable
Load More Replies...I'm 40. The last time a young man carded me, he looked at the date and said "woah" I was like hey, careful there lol
I always buy my liquor for the month on the day before I color my hair. I haven't been carded in a long time. This was especially handy when I lost my DL.
This may be funny 😂 but it's so true. When a women cut her hair... she's ready to make a change in her life
Yeah, getting a new do, signals that she's cut you out of her life! New outfits signal that she plans to show up where you go, and make you eat s**t and die!!
I understand you well darling, you are recharging your battery...
Load More Replies...I have never related to a post on Bored Panda as much as I relate to this one.
I talk way too much in a span of a few minutes so whenever I see the same person I was talking to previously I realise I have no conversation topics left because I mused them all up in under half an hour. Woe is me.
And I'm just sitting here looking at my internetless cell phone wondering how have I been texting all my life? :P
For the people saying you don't need WiFi for texting, not everyone has the ability to text while out of the country.
I was wondering the same thing, could have been an excuse for not texting earlier :P
Load More Replies...You might not know where the hell you traveled to and why did you go there, but hey it's worth it!
Load More Replies...I just had a dream about obtaining some acid! I was so happy to be doing it again! God, I miss it! None since 1990. My sponsor will not allow it! 😾
Avoid first, they're useless and expensive I hear, the second kind, which is actually the first and only real kind, is to be had with no restrain whatsoever.
if the response is from a girl, I'd immediately knew if we gonna stay together or not
Oops, that moment when you start feeling uncomfortable and tactless.
I had a girl in my class ask our Chemistry teacher if we were going to study Astrology... He was not impressed (We were supposed to be starting ASTRONOMY)
Isn't astronomy covered under "Physics", not "Chemistry"?
Load More Replies...Why you did not realise earlier before dating so many LEO psycho ? Or you were making a perfect match
For someone who does not believe in astrology, those who believe sound like psychos. Sorry. I could never be friend with someone like that. I am a doctor and I believe in scientifically proven facts and eventually some recognized theories.
I think "psycho" is the wrong word. They definitely sound insane, but they aren't like, cruel and manipulative like a psychopath.
Load More Replies...Pity someone had to be dumb enough to believe in astrology.
Load More Replies...I HATE it when people bust out that trite c**p. You never know what's going on in a stranger's life, so quit the commentary
It is, though. People have a certain base level of happiness we always return to no matter what kind of life changing happy or painful event we go through. So most of our lives, yeah, we'll be just ok.
You mean you do. Plenty of people really aren't like that.
Load More Replies...i think that customer was very rude, the cashier was just trying to be nice.
Damn, this reminded me I should drink mine! ;) Well, I perfectly understand the customer, I also hate others giving me advices but come on, man, not so rude, poor cashier is bored to death and just wanted to be friendly!
What happened to diversity? You can only be friends with people who believe the same as you?
Load More Replies...Stop dragging small children into politics. If you have a 5 year old sitting around stressing about Trump, you have failed
Makes sense to me. I tried getting my news from multiple sources for a year (including Fox News) and was emotionally/intellectually drained by the clickbait and entertainment bits being sold as "news" on Fox. There's a difference between the news and entertainment, and Fox is not news.
Haha! Poor friend though. He needs those friends to help him see different viewpoints.
That's a good indication that there are guns in the house and adults with impaired critical thinking skills. I don't let my kids go to homes like that either :D
Oh I'm sry. Having a gun for protection is bad? I'm sure ull be saying that when a psycho breaks into your house
Load More Replies...But everyone was young once...and we're so grouchy because we aren't 22 anymore, everything hurts, nothing works as well as it used to, we spend most of our energy being responsible, and when we finally have time for fun we're too tired to enjoy it.
I started being responsible when I was 8 and that doesn't mean I can't enjoy life now in my 20s.
Load More Replies...why? is there anyone who thinks keeping brie cheese in mason jars is a good idea?
Load More Replies...Wow, that guy is smooth! *Update: Mason & Bri are now happily married and live with their beautiful daughter Havarti*
I always say I am Kerr like the jar. A receptionist at a doc once looked at me weird when I said that...and said "How do you spell jar?"
Trust me, a tall man isn't always cool to go out with.. My sister's ex is 6'4 and he's a bastard
My best guy friend is 6' 5" at the age of 17. He's a total nerd and just wants somebody to love him and enjoy what he enjoys. Height doesn't mean diddly squat about anyone's personality and is just the physical evidence of your genetic inheritance.
Load More Replies...Guys preferring girls in shape: Superficial Girls preferring tall guys: Empowered How to change shape: Eat healthy and work out. How to change height: Die and get reborn as a tall guy.
Idk about everyone else, but it makes me feel safer.
Load More Replies...NEW PLAN: Have everyone eat cake if your clothes are too big. Problem solved
Load More Replies...He counts the interactions tooo?
Load More Replies......if I can possibly help it....(dogs and any animals other than human don't count)
Load More Replies...I was thinking that too. I work in retail and I can have 100+ interactions and still keep my smile. Still, I sympathize with the customer
Load More Replies...Toootally. I'm from another country and I lived in LA for a couple of years. It really irked me to have to report my condition multiple times a day, like I'm giving a weather report on my mood. It got really tiring to paste on a smile all the freaking time cos if you say anything like "I'm ok", you'll get "Oh, just okay?" Leave me the f*** alone!!!!!!!
lol thats me after the first interaction of the day. just dont have it in me to keep up false pretences :P
I'm a bouncer and I hate this question. How the heck do you think it's going dealing with drunk morons?
Im sure he did not acually count them but yes, i totally get his reaction;)
Exactly. You should fire the husband first. Then reconsider the nanny because if she's any good you will need her :P
or he just googled name / did a reverse image search in google ?
So why was she fired? I don’t get it. Or did she recieve men (or women, that’s fine too) in their home? Otherwise, I don’t See the connection.
This needs to be an actual measurement of responsibility. Like: from plastic plant to white pants, how responsible are you?
I'm moving from plastic plants to cacti... Counts as progress right?
Load More Replies...I climb trees to save kitties or look around and stuff like that, I never wear white!
Lmao I bought my son white jeans and I asked one day why won't you wear them. He said because he was afraid he would mess up the white. Lol
I had my first baby almost 14 years ago and still can't do white clothes (I like pomegranate, tomato ketchup and chili....not white-clothes foods!)
Me too, it would be better if he thought that Instagram is absolutely needless.
Load More Replies...I don't know...this is a complicated situation
Load More Replies...It is. Mental illness is really common among millennials and generation z, getting a diagnosis can help to finding coping mechanisms and treatment plans so that your mental health doesn't impact greatly on your day to day life.
Load More Replies...Mature kid? They certainly know how to give a good excuse whether it's true or not!
If you've seen the traffic you'd know why so many people use that excuse
Load More Replies...I don't get what's wrong about this one. Someone drove her there (parents maybe?) and there was traffic. What's the problem?
well, that could be true if one of her parents drove her to the ballet class and traffic was so bad
I read a Nat Geo article about lying. It's something completely normal, part of the growing process. If this 5 years old does such good excuses at such a young age, she would turn out either really smart or really cunning. Or both.
I think she was just repeating what her mom told her. :)
Load More Replies...Whats so wrong with that? I was obliged to say this when I still attended a ballet school far away from school. She didn't say she drove the car herself, did she?
Many young people in L.A. say the same thing . Crushing reality ahead................
Many actors were once jobless and/or working in fast food.
Load More Replies...Eh.. I tell people I'm a phlebotmist, but I work at Subway at the moment, not licensed in this state.. But I'll always be a vampire at heart...
" I was an actress for good two decades just like you, I've won a prize for a book of the year and I used to be a teenage champion at gator catching competitions all around the country. But right now I have a more laid-back job, as you can see. Nice to meet you." *Puts her arms together on the desk with a meaningful smile*
I lived in LA in my very early 20's, just for fun... Went to have my palms read, more out of boredom than anything... I've never put any stock in it... but I have laughed for years over my reading.. palm reader: Your acting career is really going to take off soon Me: perplexed look Palm reader: you're not here for acting? Me: No (this exact same reading repeated itself like 3 more times... your singing career... your modeling career... your writing career... each time I answered, no... I'm not trying to make a career out of any of that) Finally she shook her head and literally said "then why are you here?!?!" lololol That was my last palm reading. None of those careers took off for me either.
I think that someone get 100% on test + extra credit for following. I don't think teacher would let anything else. I think it's funny, cause 'extra credit' doesn't change anything in that case
Load More Replies...If that's true, and if it's in college, here that's not possible. :/
It isn't really possible at all. You can't eat 100% of a pizza and have any more (and don't give me any s**t about what stuck to the box, dropped on the floor, or if you actually eat the box...)
Load More Replies...If you just want to see old things, you go on the beach there.
Load More Replies...We just moved to FL from KS and they have museums in both places lol. He is just a dumbass.
They might not have that in Florida, the humidity is high and the canvas gets ruined because of the leaking oil at high temp. and humidity...Most likely they have only pictures of those paintings on the wall at the Gallery.
Oooooh.... Brings back memories of Gag Concert. And the iconic Shin Bora's catchline "우리 해어져."
Do you think you can translate that, we're not all Korean
Load More Replies...Honestly they probably aren't. But if you have irritable bowel, wheat is one of the FODMAPS you can respond to. I think a lot more people have IBS than gluten intolerance, considering that gluten intolerance is not only visible in blood work and bowel structure but is much more intense than 'not feeling great after wheat'.
Load More Replies...Does anyone know the kanji for gluten intolerant? I have an idea for a tattoo.
Probably on the theory of inviting abundance into one's life.
Load More Replies...Plastic people, Meet plastic people. One would think they would be happy with one another.
But they can't cook a chicken at 31 and get credit for following people on instagram?
great...you are reading with attention this article like me...
Load More Replies...It's like someone is referring to my city, Sofia(the capital of Bulgaria). Full of hooligans and people who couldn't find jobs, so now they are coming to irritate us, instead of their relatives and hometown members.
LA is where all the small town pretty people go to because everyone in their small town told them they were too good to stay there! It goes to their heads. Is it better to be a big fish in a small town or a small fish in a big town?
Totally true. A lot of big fish from small towns come here thinking they're all that.
I don't even need it, I gave myself an oath, no babies when I get older because I f***ing can't stand them!
Load More Replies...Umm I feel like people shouldn't be this against the next generation...
Trust me, the breeders are more than making up for it.
Load More Replies...She should do a gift exchange with her bf so they can both remember and celebrate...
Jesus Christ, I don't have words to describe what I'm feeling right now
This kid is hearing conversations that should be kept from a child that age. Let kids be stress free, it's the only time we really can be.
Awwww! I just want to hug this kid and take it to the countryside.... but then, that would be kidnapping....
Ooohhhh... we should meet up! My collection can battle your collection. I've got some pretty rare ones.
Dad to wife later that evening : "You know honey, or son is not bisexual, they call that unisex nowadays."
Luna Lovegood type of client! I would've done something like that if my language had such word similarities.
This reminds me of one time I was reading this application asking for Sex (M) (F) or ___ , and she wrote 5 times a week
the cashier is too though. not his/her business, just give her what she asks for.
It's the difference between changing gloves and wiping down the food prep surfaces and just hoping the answer is "no" which would mean you aren't cleaning vomit and puke out of the restroom. Honestly people need to learn something.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when my gf was ordering a burger and asked for no tomatoes and the cashier asked, "allergies or preference?" Does it matter?
I mean, it could. If it was alleges and they gave her a burger that had, at one point, been in contact with tomatoes, she could have a reaction and get sick. And then the place would have a lawsuit to deal with.
Load More Replies...How about a *headdesk*, because a facepalm doesn't seem enough
Load More Replies...Makes me sad to be an American right now 😕. I mean, besides the fact that Trump is president 😒
well yesterday I was slightly concerned when they asked a few people in the street where they thought North Korea is..... apparently lots of people think it's somewhere in Canada...
Ah, yes. To people on the West Coast, there is only the East Coast and vice versa. The rest is just fly-over country without a name.
In New England we have 4, winter, almost winter, still winter, and road construction
I love the seasons... but I'm glad to live in San Diego, CA where we skip the crappy season
With one hundred degree weather on a daily basis? Yes. I approve of this.
Does a dog literally block someone on Instagram with their paws? Lololol
Cute, but if that matters to her then she should still be at work, too. (Yes, I am a feminist.)
I think not, she wants a boyfriend, but understands her own need for alone-time.
Load More Replies...Oooh, unless it was two bartenders or shop assistants talking . . .
Load More Replies...I'm not sure I 100% approve. You would be surprised what words I use lovingly with my siblings and close friends and how I am called by them with the same amount of tenderness.
That's enough to win every decent person's heart or at least friendship.
Comment cut me off before I could say "bwaahaha " fully :(
Load More Replies...Personal experience being the wrong person, it's hilarious seeing the person's face arrive.. priceless haha!
Don't most people put other's name and phone number into their cell phones when they first meet? I do.
I can relate. Those photos of kids are so extremely annoying! Honestly want to unfriend my friends sometimes.
and we people that have kids are sick of your selfies and food pics...we get it, you look like a duck and will spend $16 on avocado toast....
Load More Replies...The other's kids are boring, I have to admit. I'm not bothering friends with my kid's photos either.
I've always been a little paranoid about putting children's pics online. Too many pervs out there.
I have about a million pictures of my dogs, so I can relate, but I don't post them. I want to keep my friends.
OMG! School just started and it's a tsunami of kid pics in new clothes. Like a parental "pissing"contest. We get it, you have kids, they attend school, have a cookie.
In most cases this is accurate. If you want to fix an exact hour, try with:" See you in 6 minutes". It works for me. ;)
Yeah, and some of my relatives are always late. ;-D
Load More Replies...My ex always asked if it was "real "time 5 minutes or 5 minutes "football" time.
that is like saying Five minutes real time, or five minutes bomb is going to detonate in a movie time :P
Load More Replies...5 minutes IS a measurement of time. If they had said "about 5 minutes" or "in a little bit" that is different. Say what you mean and mean what you say.
I guess you express your anger about the destruction of rainforests?
Load More Replies...Lol I'm guessing it was protesting a usa president
Load More Replies...Sometimes it's just nice to have a friend waving you good bye :)
Load More Replies...Haha! I love this! I'm Partially Sighted & will never be able to drive, anyone asking me drive them to the airport either doesn't know me that well, hasn't seen the white stick (mate do you need to borrow it?) or has a deathwish :D
Selfish & Lazy bastard, who would want some one like this for a friend any ways?
Don't think so. Man's kitchen, blow up matress, Florida, that's not a good combination.
Load More Replies...Dear AutoCorrect: At no point have I ever meant "ducking"!
Load More Replies...more like someone with whom I won''t have any interaction anymore xD
Load More Replies..."We don't do age"... That easy. Why didn't I ever think about that? Thanks a lot, from now, I'm not aging anymore, never grow old, decay and die. Oh and from now, "I don't do illness" too!
Oh dear. I really hope that reality isn't too crushing, when she realizes otherwise.
I wonder if she'll say the same things when he's already lived 13 years of his eternity and shouts "you can't order me!" at her
Im hoping this was a joke! At any rate, maybe ill use it if anyone is rude enough to ask me my age :)
Oooh, harsh reality alert! Try getting a driving license, voting, drinking, and getting that senior citizen discount.
Damn. I wish I knew that when I was trying to buy beer as a teenager.
Is it weird that I'm not surprised by this? I used to live in LA though, ut that was 5 years ago.
Try being pregnant! I realized how bad it was when I was watching Cars with my daughter (pregnant with my second kid), and when all his buddies showed up at the race to cheer him on and help, I was crying like a fool!!
I just get really emotional around my one fish who is a little bigger than the other, I mean, he must feel so left out... so yea, periods...
And cast a horoscope for the judge, laid a tarot cross for my future and threw the bones for the whole trial - He's Guilty !
Purrfect. I must remember that the next time I get called to jury duty
I have to report for jury duty in two weeks and I'm going to use this one!
Not at all, that can still me a nap! Mine are usually between 2 and 2 1/2 hours.
2 - 2.5 hours is a nap, but they are saying five and for some unlucky people that is all sleep usually is :( but I am all for 5 hour naps at least twice a day lol
Load More Replies...Also I forgot all the important things I was supposed to remember to bring.
Load More Replies...This is true with so many people in LA. I don't care, just give me a heads up please so I can utilize the time doing something besides being annoyed
Don't s**t on his terrible dream. Just be a good dad and remind him to wear sunscreen.
No, just an extreme case of being a winner and a loser at the same time maybe?
Load More Replies...at least in Iowa i don't have to worry about someone's instagram followers number...
Load More Replies...That's a good one and probably closer to accurate than we want to admit
This one cracked me up! God, anything but an entire population of Midwesterners! XD
As a Midwestern, I can tell you that styles, fads, fashion, attitude, etc... gets here about 1-3 years after it hits the two coasts. So we're all s**t outta luck.
As an old Alaskan, I can tell you some stories...like, in the 60's, tv programs, and even Christmas movies, didn't show up until two weeks later. (Not like that now...that was when the movies and TV programs were shipped up by train, in movie reels.) ;-D
Load More Replies...I can't stand that type of moaning (ice cream in public). It's disgusting and rude.
/facepalm...Sept 22nd is Virgo (or virgo/libra cusp if you wanta get technical)...should know...my b-day too :)
My birthday is September 22, my friends and coworkers would relate to this one.
How do these people memorize the dates of star signs like that!? Unless your birthday was within a few days of my own, I'd have no idea which sign you are.
All the meat at McD's is "alternative". As in "alternative facts".
An alternative to meat would be tofu, tempeh, etc.
Load More Replies...I agree. When you are craving ice cream, an apple is not going to fool your body or satisfy the craving.
Yet there are pies that contain fruit. Still, I understand where this is coming from, even though it doesn't really bother me cause I love fruit and usually crave it more than sweets.
So fruits are dessert only when you're into hippie health s**t? Damn, I was sure I play the part of That Fat Chic well enough
Haha! I like how she feels the need to specify that it's a chia seed, instead of just saying, "there something caught in my throat."
This post is currently #68 and this is the first one to make me literally laugh out loud.
"what do you mean you don't have a flower crown surgically implanted into your head??"
I know some girls which look very pretty with snap chat filters but awful without them
It's just really sad that kids are thinking about Instagram at summer camp.
Load More Replies...How many times did people give instagram names for the counselor to warn against it in his speech
I mean, I respect the homeless, but sometimes beggars can't be choosers, man.
If you've been a vegetarian for a long time you can get really sick by eating meat because your body isn't used to it anymore.
Load More Replies...but the fries have beef flavoring in them and are fried in the same fryers as the chicken nuggets...and apple pies.
I have never seen fries fried in the same oil as nuggets or pies, not in any McDonalds I worked in during high school and none I have ever seen since, is this a different country thing, because it is definitely not done that way in Australia. Nuggets and Pies are usually not even fried in visibility of the registers and fries usually are
Load More Replies...Kudos to him for accepting the offer of food. Sounds like he was Genuinely homeless
Well, that's not that big of a deal, to be honest. It's worse when it's the other way round. One of my friends was taken for a sugar daddy in a boutique when he decided to spoil his daughter a little on her 18th birthday. THAT was sad.
My man's older and i couldn't give 2 f@#ks any day of the year what people think.
Fiji is pretty good, but I'm weirdly convinced that if it's in a blue bottle, it tastes better.
Man, i suck at parallel parking my car and i have a rear-view camera. I should probably practice or something...
Lol that would be me too. I have a list on my computer to give to new doctors.
Load More Replies...This is just immature and obnoxious. Whether he says it to her or she says it to him, it's dumb. Even as a joke, it's just not funny.
I just say "it's a girl" and be done with it. No need to be a prick to another dog lover, and the dog definitely doesn't care.
I guess that is why Cashew takes care of you, so you won't spread it to strangers.
Just when I thought anti-binary sentiment couldn't go any further
No! Just no! I believe in trying to better the world with love and acceptance and teaching that sexuality and gender and everything else is not so black and white. But if you said that or that your dog is a vegetarian, I'm going to slap you for making this world a horrible place. And since context is hard to get through on the internet, I'm following that by saying I'm being facetious (about the slapping) 😁
Two hours from everywhere, even if you're across the street.
Load More Replies...I dated a Carl Jr. once. He was the most pretentious person I've ever met.
I could not bring myself to meet a guy online named Moe. First I thought of the Simpsons character. Then I found out it was short for Mohammed. Seriously, people need to stop naming their kids that.
my next door neighbours have a son named Julio and the fathers name is actually Julio too so yeah..
From an Australian,that should say "Mayte" ;)
Load More Replies...It's much far worst, If people around you prefer to date white ( less coulor) people and ask u : why is a pretty girl like you is still single or even worse show up with an black girl ( don't take me wrong they are pretty) and say my gf is also black. God Dammit Iam f*****g brown and as long as u guys know only white and black are the only skin colour in the whole f*****g world. I will be happy to die alone instead to spend the rest of my life with dumb people!
Where can I find this guy? I need someone that's NOT in the f*****g "industry"
Not at all. All of those would preclude me from dating them. Some girls want real guys who aren't stuck on themselves.
My Husband isn't and actor,a musician,rich, a douchbag or"Stuck on himself' but he is an Australian and I can tell you he is definitely a "real" bloke.Maybe that's what some L.A girls see.Give me my free thinking,left leaning Aussie farmer any day ,compared to some soy latte sipping,selfie taking wanna be,or an American Trump supporting redneck.
Load More Replies...My brother is a Scorpio and he is the best brother in the world. Being a Scorpio doesn't automatically make you an a-hole. Anyone can be an a-hole.
Load More Replies...Don't go for ladies who believe in astrology, and you'll probably end up with the best ones.
Leaving aside the issue of not understanding which meaning of "gear", apparently she was topless as well.
I wish this is something I could get away with saying as a manager! XD
He must be Genoese. Where I come from, that's a sure sign of true love.
or scottish, if you're willing to stick to worn out stereotypes
Load More Replies...Use the same liner on the person writing the ticket. If their a hopeless romantic, it's a two for one
So you're more of "the experience without the commitment" kind of person.
Sir, you just identified half the people in L.A.
Load More Replies...Where and when SHE will be in charge of everything. :p
Load More Replies...omg, I had a marriage without a wedding and now I want, like, 10 unique weddings without the marriages. Def have to be wed by Elvis impersonator in Vegas. Also a beach wedding, theme wedding....so many ideas
You need to find out what kind of person they are from the start... makes sense to me!
Has a point... I watched Harry Potter on the first date, we landed in bed, started dating, he moved 500km to my place, we've been together for 5.5 years. So never underestimate Harry potter on dates!
Load More Replies...That's just over-confidence. They will find themselves fools in the end.
No I want that kind of recklessness. I order a case on line before I even go get my phone.
I have an iPhone 7 without a case, I wasn't aware it increased my sexual market value. Score!
Yes, but does it spell your name hilariously wrong on the outside of the cup? That quality of entertainment is not free, my friend...
Load More Replies...Oh man. This week I felt like I was treating myself when I bought a $10 pack of tea bags.
Was it Tazo? I buy that to feel happy at work. I prepare a cup every day of the regular tea here, but Tazo is special :).
Load More Replies...This s**t will stay with the child forever. Some people just aren't fit to be parents.
I'm sure the care center called CPS shortly after, so it will all get sorted out.
Load More Replies...His therapist will help him work through it long enough to cover that Lexus Sriracha...
Giving ur kid organic blueberries is not making u a way better parent
Load More Replies...So being fit doesn't leave you time to be funny. I guess most BP members are lardbutts then.
Me neither. If I spoke to my mother like that when I was 5, I would still be grounded. I'm now 42.
Load More Replies...Very articulate kid. At that age, the most complex sentence I could string together was "I no wanna take a nap!"
...and they said it had no pharmaceutical uses! The FDA needs to revisit that evaluation...
Have always been against drug use but if this is the result...this should be mandatory!
And this is the reason why I despise the posers that show up and ruin our beautiful valley for 2 weekends in April. Stay in LA, we don't want you here!!!!!
Your beautiful valley smells like cow s**t and is full of correctional facilities...
Load More Replies...Why isn't it normal to make your own coffee like we do in the Netherlands?
Agree, I still make my own and load my 40 year old coffee thermos for the day.
Load More Replies...Starbucks opens on average seven stores a day around the world. Not in LA. All over the world. Some like it, some don't. Those who do, go there. Those who don't, go somewhere else. It's personal preference and the right to buy whichever coffee you like without being judged for it.
Coffee at McDonald's is probably the worst coffee I have ever drank. Try Italian coffee - the real deal!
Really? I've heard from multiple coffee lovers that it's not so bad.
Load More Replies...I never got the thing with tall men sex appeal. Can you really sleep with someone because he's tall? I must be a little too romantic or selective. Even "just for sex", I would need someone that I like a bit, not someone "horrible"....
To me is more like just being taller than me, because I hate how tall I am and I can use feeling smaller next to him rather than even taller. But it's not a deal breaker, just a preference, and not even because "it's hot" but because it makes me feel more comfortable.
Load More Replies...Thrifting is a very good trend that has now appeared, don't feel ashamed to show a great bargain off!
That's how some of us were raised, and it's a known thing for some cultures. Wonder if the girl in question is Jewish or Asian.
Im from Atlanta but moved to Aus when i was 3. I just dont get how nice people make people sick
They know they should be nicer, but they've become jaded and don't authentically care about other people. Their subconcious fights this deep down. They actually make themselves sick and blame people who are nice for being the kind of person they wish they were.
Load More Replies...Lets look at the glass half full and hope for the best
Load More Replies...Well if you don't know what you want, you still have to get in line at some point. This really isn't that bad, enough she turns down all or the recommendations. Then it gets annoying.
People are b****y before they get their coffee and that twat was holding up the line. Basically. :)
Load More Replies...That's just rude. If you don't know what you want get out of line and stop wasting time.
My doctor flat out refused to give me Xanax even when I was having daily panic attacks (that was 7 years ago). I'm very glad for that because I went on to develop an addictive personality and could have ended up with an extra problem.
Town in California with an annual music/drug festival
Load More Replies...I thought for a second it said "hates themselves" and I'm still not sure if my original reading was technically wrong.
Well everyone hates themselves everywhere so no you're not
Load More Replies...Dried mango is actually quite yummy... not as healthy as y'all think tho
Still yummy if you can find the "less sugar" variety
Load More Replies...Apparently one of the longest air journeys in the world is from Paris, France to Tahiti in the South Pacific - non-stop halfway around the world if it doesn't land in the USA because of COVID. Because Tahiti is a French territory, this is considered a domestic flight so no passport required.
FOMO means "Fear of Missing Out". I used Urban Dictionary so you didn't have to.
Dude. I'm 44 and I already knew what it meant. Maybe you should......ok wait scratch that.....I need to spend less time on the internet. ;)
Load More Replies...I am given to understand that that is called "JOMO" -- joy of missing out.
And "do what makes you the most money" is great advice for spending your life bitter and depressed.
They say money doesn't buy happiness... but it certainly helps!! I'd take financial security over a job I love any day. You can't really be happy if you're constantly struggling to pay the bills.
Load More Replies...Oh how I miss those days. I thought a driver's license was magical. Now it means I have fewer excuses to be late.
I miss being thin and feeling fat rather than actually being fat... lol.. *sigh*
Why do people buy into "juice cleanses"? You can't "cleanse" your body like that!
We went crazy and accused people of being witches.
Load More Replies...SAAAAAAAAME. I mean, the stereotypes are negative, but true...
Load More Replies...Because it's full of Liberals who think that a Woman's Studies degree will actually land them a job.
I have married friends that did this...they're on kid number two lol
If you ever think about getting a dog versus getting a PURSE, don't get a dog. You're not good enough for a pet.
Should try adopting in a dog shelter, it would let you a lot of money to feed your new budy and pay the vet ;)
I'm Canadian, but have family that live in the L.A. area. I don't know what streets I've been on before, but the driving is INSANE. It's like nobody cares what happens to anyone else, they're just playing fast and loose with the rules so they can get to their destination ASAP. It was the least comfortable I had ever been in a vehicle.
Yeah, it's the same going into San Francisco too...bumper to bumper idiots. ;-D
"Bourgois" specifically means capitalist... ie upper class! "Petit bourgois" means "middle class", but not exactly, because for some reason "middle class" in America is more often used to refer to working class people who have better jobs than most.
Whatever it means politically or economically, it originally referred to town- or city-dwellers.
Is it? I've just recently heard some people say "bourgeois" like "bougie" and I was seriously confused, but I DO know that "bougie" is French for "candle".
Load More Replies...Clothing Brand, I am guessing that the Dad was saying all the people looked badly dressed http://www.supremenewyork.com/previews/springsummer2017
Load More Replies...I live in the Coachella Valley. The people who show up for StageCoach are actual good people. The things that show up for "Coachella" (it's CoachellaFest btw, stupid posers) are disgusting cretins.
Umm, is that "good people" like trumpie's Nazi friends? Or really good people?
Load More Replies...I knew about Lorde, but only because she had some unavoidable boring songs a few years back.
Load More Replies...Well, those three characteristics seem to describe every single big city on the planet.
Load More Replies...I think I want to go to LA and make stupid people cry, really knock the pretentious out of them.
It's been tried. A zillion times. Not. Gonna. Happen.
Load More Replies...I've read it all. I'm astonished. Is this representative for LA? Are people in LA so shallow, pretentious and dumb?
I've lived in LA my entire life and find that while you do have your fair share of shallow, pretentious, and dumb people, there are many kind souls as well. These people mentioned are those extremely rich white people who have recently been moving here.
Load More Replies...They were either all made up, in which case many were quite funny, or they were real, revealing people in LA to be as shallow as p**s on a plate
Nice photo of ‘barista’ Jimmy Carr, British-Irish comedian and host of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything on the BBC.
Well, those three characteristics seem to describe every single big city on the planet.
Load More Replies...I think I want to go to LA and make stupid people cry, really knock the pretentious out of them.
It's been tried. A zillion times. Not. Gonna. Happen.
Load More Replies...I've read it all. I'm astonished. Is this representative for LA? Are people in LA so shallow, pretentious and dumb?
I've lived in LA my entire life and find that while you do have your fair share of shallow, pretentious, and dumb people, there are many kind souls as well. These people mentioned are those extremely rich white people who have recently been moving here.
Load More Replies...They were either all made up, in which case many were quite funny, or they were real, revealing people in LA to be as shallow as p**s on a plate
Nice photo of ‘barista’ Jimmy Carr, British-Irish comedian and host of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything on the BBC.
