I Often Overhear People Say Funny Things, So I Started Illustrating Them

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure I've seen this woman at the airport.

Me when coming back to my house from...anything

I've never understood people who hate on super-positive personalities. I get that we don't always wanna hear the sunshiney comments, but there's nothing wrong with being optimistic and friendly.

"burp" is on her checklist

...as introduced by the office b***h. Every single office has one.

On the subject of unexpected introductions, this may give some a giggle: I was 2 hours into recovering from delivering my second son, labored at home and no pain meds. My ex husbands then 1SGT came to visit, as they often do, and brought our brand new Commander with him to introduce us for the first time. He presents me to her, smiles and says "This is - name redacted - she eats thunder and shits lightning." XD

checklist kick a*s ☑ ??????? ☑ burp 🔲

There's one in every place

"annoyingly"

there's one in every office

Anyone see the to-do list on the left of her desk? Kick a*s: Check!

Those are the girls the "Let me live inside my raincloud" illustration a couple of posts above.

Her desk says it all!

Like Leslie Knope!

Sounds like a good person

Now let's meet everyone in the office I know you'll love

Damn. I already hate Kristy.

so true. gotta love the personality that insists everyone around them be happy because they are.

Nice way of thinking

Daily battles. but grateful everyday I wake up.

The pizza box, though... sorry not sorry... 1-800-NOSHAME

hahahaha.. Liked the use of Forever 21 bag there...

Those noses! Oh, my!

That's sort of sad

Hey! Cab drivers are very interesting!

It would be much better to exchange the mediocre human for a dog.

And here I was thinking my settings were broken!

All these noses look like nut sacks. Still love it though. Haha.

I want that job, too!

I feel ya!

His colors are so great!

She is probably a lawyer!

Leg day?

New reason for my absence ...

Poor guy!

I like the [pine[apple logo, lol

The noses tho..

Reindeers pull...

Yes to positivity !

She's right. When I stumble on an ex that wears eyeliner I always want to argue with them

Then it's gooood B-)

Ouch. That hit that poor guy in the feels.... Lunch from home tastes better anyways, ignore those jerks! lol

I feel you.

I completely understand his response!

Me on a daily bases

Why is he fully naked with other people in the house anyway?

Haha her face!

Yes.

smh... I hate those girls that want a bad boy and then complain they aren't nice... then gets a nice boy and complain he isn't a bad boy...

Yes, no further communication please!

I've heard this many times

The artist's name is AVNER GELLER -- I am going out on a limb to say that Avner is probably Jewish and not cruelly stereotyping these characters, instead merely illustrating them.

Oh UGH! *massive eyeroll*

Technically yes, but it will be hidden under all the noms.

Umm.... ick?