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The idea for “#ThingsThatiHear” arrived when I was visiting a cookware store in Los Angeles. A young woman was looking at her phone and gave a big sigh, turned to her friend decisively and exclaimed, “He wants to go to Bali. But I say Fiji!” I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of this “first world problem” was too much. From that moment on I started to catch all sorts of real-life conversations, that eventually turned into these illustrations.

The characters in the world of “#ThingsThatiHear” are people we all know: They are our office mates who complain to us about the daily grind. They are the awful online date we are trying so hard to forget. They are the people silently stalking our Facebook. More than anything they are the US when we think no one is listening.

Based on the incredible support I’ve received on social media I am inspired to create a #ThingsThatiHear Book!

More info: Instagram | avnergeller.com

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If I Overhear You Say Something Funny I'll Probably Draw It

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Nadine Ducca
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure I've seen this woman at the airport.

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    Erin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when coming back to my house from...anything

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    #3

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    Alicia Hawkins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood people who hate on super-positive personalities. I get that we don't always wanna hear the sunshiney comments, but there's nothing wrong with being optimistic and friendly.

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    Patrick McKenna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true. gotta love the personality that insists everyone around them be happy because they are.

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    Sykz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daily battles. but grateful everyday I wake up.

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    Autumn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pizza box, though... sorry not sorry... 1-800-NOSHAME

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    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha.. Liked the use of Forever 21 bag there...

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Cab drivers are very interesting!

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    Marcelo Ribeiro
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be much better to exchange the mediocre human for a dog.

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    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I was thinking my settings were broken!

    Honza Solil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about sunscreen and not lying there all day just a while when you're albino and stay on the sun for a long time OF COURSE YOU'LL BE A LOBSTER

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    Emma Knappe
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifty Shades of Red XD omg...

    Ann-Marie Bentley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can totally relate! it's my grandads fault for being irish and giving me fair skin!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...I crisp. My two kids are each 1/2 Italian, one has the olive toned easy tan skin and the other is Casper-ish like me. I'm amused, he isn't. But his psoriasis is much better!

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    chhaya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book... 50 Shades of Red :D

    Anna Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    were you listening to my mum when you heard this? She refers to herself as a lobster all summer! LOL

    Maria T.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real for pale people.

    Debbie Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a pic of my best friend and me at the beach.

    Petra Marczis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 shade of red book :'D I really love that all of the illustrations have a lil gag

    Szucs Zsuzsanna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me! I need this on a t-shirt. lol

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artist must've been listening to me at some point..

    Crystal Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i use that one all the time cause it's true...

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I get it from my Irish father and Scottish mother.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I'm white and can tan well. I even impressed Mexicans in Mexico.

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a guy once that said he never tanned, he only beiged.

    D.S. Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. 15 minutes and my pasty a*s is red all over.

    Kristin Haskins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me. And I don't CARE if I look almost transparent. I hate burns. It's stupid! Who needs skin cancer?

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a white boy that tans well.

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    Heather Johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these noses look like nut sacks. Still love it though. Haha.

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    Marcelo Ribeiro
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's right. When I stumble on an ex that wears eyeliner I always want to argue with them

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    Autumn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. That hit that poor guy in the feels.... Lunch from home tastes better anyways, ignore those jerks! lol

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    BoopityBooptiyBooper
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he fully naked with other people in the house anyway?

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    LunasTeam
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smh... I hate those girls that want a bad boy and then complain they aren't nice... then gets a nice boy and complain he isn't a bad boy...

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    Jeannine Pope
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist's name is AVNER GELLER -- I am going out on a limb to say that Avner is probably Jewish and not cruelly stereotyping these characters, instead merely illustrating them.

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    Eeva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically yes, but it will be hidden under all the noms.

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    Leah Spaulding
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a weird-a*s thing to say during yoga lol

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