This is hilarious!

Surely Americans use peanut oil?

This is extremely funny.

This made me LOL at work.

Checkmate

simple and straightforward. i like it

kid does kid joke on dad...... dad does dad jokeS on kid..

Yes, it's too early to be drinking, no drinking until 3:00PM and It's 2:57PM.

but what if the adoption part wasnt

So lard would work?

True. Motor oil comes from dinosaurs.

Aw, that's really sweet that he gave genuine advice instead of just saying, "You're stupid."

I'm more interested in the previous conversation

Aw, I love this dad's response!

*again*

"The Lieutenant"

"your stupid" cracked me up more than it should have

Oh he knows. he's good.

"let me know when it blows up" ha

Mm gotta luv dat engine saladdd

Only use sesame seed oil in Japanese cars !

*le gaspeth* HOW DID HE KNOW??

aaaaaaaaaaand duct tape works on a broken leg.

hmmm

The profile picture is the best part

the bits of gray in his hair

"dad: you don't dont have a car??!"

NATE!! HELP!

How did the dad not get the hint that it is a joke when their kid said "Acme" wait... is there a shop called Acme in the real world?

Papatron :D

Twitter made me do it! XD

Pizza?

That dad is funny

Her dad is a Sheikh?

Lmao stop XD

LOL!

Patricia!

"Birthgiver"! oh my gosh! thats soo funny!

96 unread messages?!?!?! I realllllyyyy hope it’s a group chat...

I can hear the uneasy laughter! Hahaha?

I love that confused face!

you didn't really whaaaaaat?