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Social media is there for everybody, but that doesn't mean that everybody should use it.

Check out this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. In it you'll find countless examples of older people trying, and failing, to figure out just how this fancy and newfangled social media business works. From dads failing to communicate properly with Siri to grandpas who can't take a joke about their suspiciously fake-looking Metallica tattoos, the people in the list below may have failed at social media, but they definitely won when it came to making us smile.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite, and if you like what you see, click here to see another funny list of older people failing at technology!

#1

Not All Old People Are Terrible At Social Media. Dwayne Seems To Have It Figured Out Ok

Not All Old People Are Terrible At Social Media. Dwayne Seems To Have It Figured Out Ok

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Den Star
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an older person wearing trifocals as I write this; I can't read most of these posts. The fonts are so tiny. I like to laugh at us to tho!

adoracat
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My eyes suck so bad, I need bifocals, but can't wear them. Prism needed for distance but not for computer, books mean no glasses at all!

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Jose Baeyens
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See.... that's why I never married.

Olivia W
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Long Joan Silver, I'm not saying you have to get married. I don't want to get married. It's just that it's rude to say you don't want to because of someone bossing you around or from one persons marriage you can't rule out marriage altogether

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Lucky Lambdin
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8 years ago

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This is the weakest Bored Panda article I've ever seen. Who gives a rat's patoot about social media anyhows.....

Olivia W
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then get off the internet instead of complaining about it. Kinda ironic how you are complaining about social media on a social media platform isn't it?

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    #2

    My Friend's Grandma Commented On Her Status

    My Friend's Grandma Commented On Her Status

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a point ☝🏻

    Emma Perkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on how much you hate waking up :P

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandmas always have the words to cheer you up :D

    Vincent Maniace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're completely wrong . The grandma knew exactly what she was talking about.

    Dana Mora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got similar reply on similar status from one of my friends

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet this is my preferred way of dying ironically!

    Izzy's Maid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Everybody has to die, in your sleep sounds like a wonderful way to go.

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    #3

    My 95-Year-Old Grandma Updating Facebook

    My 95-Year-Old Grandma Updating Facebook

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    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! A 95-year-old grandmother who could undoubtedly tell countless stories about her life, has no comment at this time. Then you get the teenagers who have been alive for like a minute and let the world know about every single detail of their lives. Fascinating to see how technology changes the generations.

    Georgann Haeffner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE that she's using it at all!! At 95!! Go, Granny!!

    Cyber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

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    #4

    Savaged By My Own Grandma

    Savaged By My Own Grandma

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    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need an ice pack for that buuurrrrnnnn!

    Izzy's Maid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe I just like to do dishes???

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally roasted! Call it "WASTED!" :)

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    #5

    This Woman On The Subway

    This Woman On The Subway

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are laughing (and of course we are!), but what if this was an actually important conversation she had to document out for whatever reason there is? Maybe these are the proof to a lawsuit, or just memo for work, or whatever else.

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did you know it's a 15 pages? unless you know her. hahaha

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that. I would rather have pages to go through if I want to find something than to have to scroll slowly back through screen after screen.

    Nora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is smart of her actually. It's better than gazing at the phone for long.

    Lucybaby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if that's what works for her lol

    Cindy Martinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its probably for a law suit. She may be looking for evidence.

    Nicole Weekley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if she's not reading facebook comments? What if she printed something important on the backside of paper someone else used to print a Facebook feed? 🤔

    Shannon Rush
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's kind of a genius, I know MY phone doesn't work on the subway!

    Dragos Valentin Radulescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a discussion she is interested in, but she doesnt have the time to read it at home and has no tablet or internet(assuming she cant take offline screenshots)

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    #6

    That Lasagna Looks Crisp...

    That Lasagna Looks Crisp...

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    Mr.Fly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if it's because I'm hungry or if I'm growing old...

    Heather Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a burnt cheese alien... Sorry.

    Skeledab
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... it does look like lasagna

    Sofia Bellavista
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, whatever, as long as it is crispy!

    Khristal Shoosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see its a baby just have to look at the picture far away lol

    Cyber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ultrasound pics are terrible

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    #7

    My Granson Isn't Here

    My Granson Isn't Here

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaw, bless ol' Phyllis!

    Jeeves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Possibly my fave one!! Poke bugs!! lol

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he got a real scolding by grandma! Damn youngsters!

    Cyber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phylis NO NONONONNONONONONOOOO

    Rainbow_Gal05
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to catch me one of them good ol' poke bugs >:3

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    #8

    Im Ure Grandma

    Im Ure Grandma

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    Elena Mendiola Illescas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww I read the caps like an old lady screaming because she can't hear very good.. adorable!!!!

    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like this person is going through a bad moment. Grandma came to the rescue and injected some love into his/her life.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I love you too grandma"... good kid.

    Lea Ssousa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to use all caps too. I told her that it means she's yelling. She said No I'm not I'm typing. Ugh, Ok ma, carry on.

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    #9

    When Your Mom Spectacularly Misunderstands The Cry Laughing Emoji

    When Your Mom Spectacularly Misunderstands The Cry Laughing Emoji

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when people think that LOL means lots of love

    Natasha Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legit caused a fight between a co-worker and his wife because she thought I ended my e-mail to him with "lots of love."

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    Lucybaby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awh she didn't know. Sometimes those emojis are so little its hard to tell..

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people mistake that emoji for a crying one!

    Venomous Sloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people think that wtf stands for well, that's fantastic... 😒

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law thought the poop emoji was a funny troll. She sent it to many, many friends before her son told her what it was... :-D

    Pepper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when 'wtf' means 'well thats fantastic'

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when people think that the emoji for cold/runny nose/sweaty head is for crying...

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coz those emojis are so smoll

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    #10

    Grandma's Love For The Empire Has No Limit

    Grandma's Love For The Empire Has No Limit

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    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By "God", she clearly means "George Lucas"! :D

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Frank said: "When the moon hits the sky, like a big... Death Star... That's amore! That's amore...."

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Dean? I got serenaded by 5 12-yr-olds singing this song. Daycare was very fun sometimes! (After school program)

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    Virginia Gould
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably knits the best scarves... that choke you out if you p**s her off.

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    Lea Ssousa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the force be with you Grandma.

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't know the true power of the Dark Side! The greatest trick the Emperor pulled, was making grandparents think he was someone else.

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    #11

    I For One Enjoy Facebook Interactions With My Grandma

    I For One Enjoy Facebook Interactions With My Grandma

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat lady IS a life and a damn good one at that!

    Macie White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparents are so savage. One time my grandma was gushing about how beautiful I was, and then said, "Almost as beautiful as me!"

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    #12

    Chad

    Chad

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    Sarah Bevan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just proud of her Grandson :)

    Pavel Nekoranec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chad is huge lake in Africa, so she got a point.

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    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable and I love it

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's continu: My older boy is named Cedric

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter is Isamina. AKA Miss Ladybug. :D

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    Edlyn Kalman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have been born in Florida

    Mia Rennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name Chad is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Chad is: Protector; defender. English form of a Welsh name meaning battle or warring. Famous bearer: 7th- century bishop St Chad founded the Samaritans, a charitable organization providing service for the suicidal and despairing. still cool

    Pavel Nekoranec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear people, Chad is a lake in Africa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chad). So it's actually cool comment. You got geography at school, right?

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but Chad is a common name. Some people name their kids that without knowing about the lake

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    #13

    My Friend's Mom Was Making A Post About Obama, But She Accidentally Hit The "Copy And Past" Button On The Phone

    My Friend's Mom Was Making A Post About Obama, But She Accidentally Hit The "Copy And Past" Button On The Phone

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    Claire Bear
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this make me laugh so hard?!?

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this one is my favorite!

    Pam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this one's the best

    MarkyMike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on top! Lol!

    DeadStillPretty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t 😂 It's like flipping through the channels. I read the first part of this in a banal, CNN anchor voice and the rest in a pleasant, Martha Stewart-type voice.

    Khanh Phan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t it's late time now I have to hold myself from laughing so hard my tummy hurt

    Bel Panado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gold! I nearly pissed myself!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! They should show this on Ellen!

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    #14

    Still Learning

    Still Learning

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    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharon's response is so British :p "tad inappropriate".

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we Brits do say that a lot now that I think about it lol

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    kiuth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell, this is just so funny, like ok Bye

    Sarkuru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is trying hard though. lol

    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im laughing so bad... BYE!! :D

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    #15

    Grandpa And Grandmaster Flash

    Grandpa And Grandmaster Flash

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    Annabell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sh*t, I'm in bed, my husband is sleeping next to me and I can't stop laughing 😂😂 try to do it silent, the whole bed is shaking. Grandmaster Flash 😂😂😂

    sloniu21
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have sometimes the same problem with shaking freom the laught but I'm a man and have a wife. When she wakes up she IS NOT happy. ;)

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that's her "lucha libre" name :)

    nike.bordom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's better than birthday wishes from grandpa and grandma? Wishes from grandpa and Grandmaster Flesh :-D

    Unni Gundersen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 wish i could vote more times!!

    Olyat Ramanac
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken glass, everywhere! People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care.

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    #16

    Stylish Necklace

    Stylish Necklace

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually wouldn't want to see her wearing it 🙈

    Filipe Vieira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a clown nose, everybody knows that.

    Lelia Ungureanu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, wonder if he/she found a buyer and what type of conversation they had :)

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are definitely teeth-marks in that ball. I'm guessing it's seen spirited use. ;)

    Jenna McCoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coffee just came out of my nose. thanks, grandma, for clearing my sinuses in the most painful way possible!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's maybe more for a shaming post than an actually sell

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that lady's business what her daughter does in the bedroom!

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    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been worse, it could have been the necklace with several red balls on a string, covered in flecks of brown

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    #17

    Send It Siri

    Send It Siri

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine him scolding his phone/Siri

    Julia Wolfe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you on crack?" Hahahahah! I've said similar things to Siri.

    GoGo Paredes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri prefers meth if I'm not mistaken.

    Valerie Anne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need to show Siri who's boss

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I don't use Siri....

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he knows Siri. I remember this TV show where some parents asked if Siri was their son's gf...

    Tabitha Feliciano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not only picture this but I can hear it too! 😂🤣😂

    Rohan Ramamurthi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you on crack send the message to her"

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    #18

    My Friends Mom Printed And Framed A Picture From Facebook

    My Friends Mom Printed And Framed A Picture From Facebook

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    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is pretty cool imo. old & new, digital & analog

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's tacky, but the cheap-looking gold frame is tacky enough on it's own.

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    Leo Leden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao they are Swedish, we never get s**t right

    Jamal W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaooo if only she knew how to crop

    Ankit Singh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's her way to restore memories

    Bitė Lun
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhat is actually pretty cool!

    Joakim Utterhall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ppl here are honestly reeeealy dumb. This is of course made on purpose!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember a younger myself when i saw the painting La belle dame sans mercy from Frank Dicksee. I bring the book i saw it for printing and put it in a frame too. favorite painting of all time Capture-59...25efdd.jpg Capture-591d96f25efdd.jpg

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    #19

    James Tells Facebook What's On His Mind

    James Tells Facebook What's On His Mind

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    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet once they realized they were like OH SHOOT HOW DO I DELETE, DELETE PLZZZ

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too sometimes, when I'm bored, I'm answering 'what's on my mind' then post. Hahaha

    #20

    Grandma Sees Shitty Duckface For What It Is

    Grandma Sees Shitty Duckface For What It Is

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    #21

    Meet My 86 Year Old Grandmother

    Meet My 86 Year Old Grandmother

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    Tengericsillag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I love her post sooo much! Too cute. 😊 I hope she found him.

    Sarkuru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is not giving up her HOPE.

    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Ancient Rome it was Cupid telling someone wants to flirt with you, now it's your email... classic!

    Tracey Martens
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    8 years ago

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    Oh dear. I hope someone explains phishing to Granny.

    #22

    Lost Her Nephew

    Lost Her Nephew

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    #23

    Whoops...wrong Grandson

    Whoops...wrong Grandson

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    John Tracey Jr.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.change.org/p/bobby-hammer-let-ethan-cohen-be-bobby-hammer-s-grandson Just in case anyone wanted to sign that petition.

    Greta Bu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he just wanted to remain friends...

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    David Dau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems on par for change.org

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I don't get it can someone explain it to me?

    Corpihaee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so f*****g cute! <3

    #24

    Brutally Honest Grandma

    Brutally Honest Grandma

    Packian Report

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero f*cks given by this granny :D

    Sierra Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my grandma! I guess at 80 you lose your filter lol! Or you're at the point that no one can really say anything to you. My favorite is when my four year old kept telling me that this woman had a big belly, I shushed her and my grandmother turns around and says "What? She does!" I can't take them anywhere together.

    Lucine Kazanian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her sincerity 😂❤️😂❤️❤️

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she know it was a public message? Probably not XD

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical. One hot friend and one uggo.

    #25

    My 83 Year Old Italian Grandmother Posted This A Few Days Ago. I Shared

    My 83 Year Old Italian Grandmother Posted This A Few Days Ago. I Shared

    tangyfish Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this Jesus, I'd share too

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm leaning on a wall right now fool

    Rogue Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a Jesus I can believe in.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force is clearly with the Scottish...

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jedus... The force is hard with this one

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    #26

    It's Her First Selfie

    It's Her First Selfie

    FijiStreams Report

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaamn, I'd wish I'd look as good as her if I were 67!

    Violaine LB
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is so pretty and well done on her for keeping up!

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    #27

    I Think My Grandmother Is Retarded

    I Think My Grandmother Is Retarded

    purplesundaes Report

    Filipe Vieira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only thing I like about Facebook, being able to save lives through likes

    Anouk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Silent Skeleton - ahh - d'you know - the sarcasm went right over my head - my bad! In my defense, there are actually way too many people who do actually believe that FB likes and prayers will save lives *facepalm*

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    Lucinka Kováčová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... but your granny was right! It is a girl with a ham on her face. It´s hoax. Here is video of her eating the ham from her face.... http://www.hoax-slayer.net/the-curious-case-of-ham-face-girl-and-poor-ted-from-hoax-slayer/ I hope you will read it, because you have to apologize to your grandmother!

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grandma originally shared the post, thinking the girl had a real disease. The grandchild is the one that told her it's just ham on the girl's face.

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    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, its called Hamface. Its incurable!

    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with a relative who's "special aid", I find offensive how people use the word "r******d". So, please stop using it. I am glad you are lucky for not having to deal with the problems and challenges of having a loved one with some kind of disability, because it is hard in so many ways. And the title of your post is an example of one of those problems: lack of respect and acceptance.

    jacluckycat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word i'm always taken aback when people use the word as an insult

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    LC Ruiz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's seems to be true. Look the shape of her face, it seems like a rectangular piece of bitten ham...

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it really is ham on her face. The Grandma thought it was a real disease.

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    Adam Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see these posts everywhere on Instagram. It's just people farming for likes by posting pictures of actually diseased people

    Tabitha Feliciano
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is a piece of ham!! 😂 If you don’t believe me you can see the “edge” of the ham in between her eyes and forehead.. .... wait... was that the joke? god dammit

    Rohan Ramamurthi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welllll it kinda does look like a piece of ham. EXPOSING GRAMMA

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    #28

    That's Enough Of That Shit Ricky

    That's Enough Of That Shit Ricky

    BushyCoooooter Report

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please stop all the foolish things" I want to start using that

    Helping Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, not many Father Ted fans among the Bored Panda readership, it seems...

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    Cyber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the underwater pic i like

    Rainbow_Gal05
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Ricky fell into the s**t colored water!

    Jan Feline
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rafting on the Lower Yough is foolish, at least in my experience (four broken ribs, and such trauma I wouldn't get in anything deeper than a bathtub for is months). You go, Grandma!

    Pam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hah this is just like my mother

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably thinks he is anemic too.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Badass gramma!

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no hes the one doing the grandma is just saying dont do it

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    #29

    How Jean Celebrates National Pet Day

    How Jean Celebrates National Pet Day

    jayrx Report

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I'm in tears and I'm wiping milk off my chin!

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel bad for the cat 😥😰

    김지수
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could the cat have had some reason to be put to sleep maybe? Maybe it was more painful to stay alive than die. Maybe Jean's nephew stole her phone. We'll never know the true reason to this comment

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    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've at least followed instructions and shared a pictured. Goodness.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to know? The dog? Is your Lab asking how much $ to kill the cat? ... He looks so gentle and friendy?

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    #30

    Either My Grandma Doesn’t Know How To Use Facebook Or She’s Really Salty About Aunt Doris

    Either My Grandma Doesn’t Know How To Use Facebook Or She’s Really Salty About Aunt Doris

    forkanna Report

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stupid thumb up happened to me once. Someone sent me a notification that my ex died and I panicked and sent this (it was a new feature at that time)...

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once you click it, you can't go back..

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    Khristal Shoosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they live in a different country and its the only way to message

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was a blessing she passed? We don't know, but could be they were already waiting for this part and aunt was very sick.... As long as we don't know the background story we have no way of knowing if this is insensitive

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her screen are back down, that's why

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    #31

    Janice Would Like To Help But Cannot

    Janice Would Like To Help But Cannot

    ten_yachtz Report

    Cyber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    likecats icantspacekeyboarhatesme

    Touche
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a burn! Hahaha! Poor kitties!

    Tallulah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cmon, grandma. Join the cat side!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    F**k off, grandma!

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Take that, Cat lovers!

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    #32

    Not Sure What's Going On Here

    Not Sure What's Going On Here

    cosmosclover Report

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this got me so bad jhahahahahah

    #33

    Grandma Tagged A Different Rapper This Time - Blaze Is Her Dog

    Grandma Tagged A Different Rapper This Time - Blaze Is Her Dog

    ImAWindowCleanerAMA Report

    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nana and Blaze Ya Dead Homie :D

    #34

    Esther's Granddaughter Is Single

    Esther's Granddaughter Is Single

    auntiechrist23 Report

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a great pic for Tinder! Love the idea.

    Tengericsillag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww she is in hospital and still care about her granddaughter lovelife.. How cute!

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think the granddaughter is a nurse from the hat..

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    #35

    Husband Asks Why His Wife Was Fired From Cracker Barrel

    Husband Asks Why His Wife Was Fired From Cracker Barrel

    Brad Reid Byrd Report

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When are we gonna know what's up with Cracker Barrel and Brad's wife?

    white widow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this post is from last year... and in the end they appologized and she got a job in some other place, if I remember correctly. It was funny at the time :D

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    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was about to ask "where's the hashtag" .. and then i saw you doing God's work.

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    David Dau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brad's wife. wow, this is still a thing?

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As fun as this was it has zero relevance to these posts

    Kelly King-Iverson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Washington state no Cracker Barrel's big we have applebees. Move here brad and wife😂😂😂

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Aaawwwwwee *shoes him a picture of a featherless chicken with cow utters*

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    #36

    Damnnnnnn Grandpa

    Damnnnnnn Grandpa

    koberobe Report

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly 😳

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grandpa is an a*****e!

    Anouk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. His unnecessarily arsey comment totally spoiled the silly fun of the picture. In fact, it almost gives the impression that he genuinely was trying yo make folks think that stuff was real, rather than just posting a funny pic with some obviously dodgy photoshopping.

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    Holly Hofmann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is Sarah's brother got ahold of Grandpa's facebook.

    Tengericsillag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude grandpa... bad grandpa.. to the corner and think about your behavior!

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of "humor" is this? That grandpa should check out his blood pressure.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that read, "L-ingMAO"?

    Rainbow_Gal05
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kent seems like the kind of person I would hang out with tbh xD

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    #37

    Can She Handle This Much Sexy?

    Can She Handle This Much Sexy?

    Supervarken_ Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His pals have one on him for life! XD

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah - bros don't bring granny into anything. That's not cool :p

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do some of these people not know how to use punctuation? Typewriters had punctuation!

    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma doubles as a wingman so epic

    Martin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 people can handle the sexiness

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL- note- people, check and double check who you are texting- imagine if it had been a d&%k pic

    Marios Louvaris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would scold him if he was my grandson.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate seeing the underware; ruins the picture

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    #38

    Former President Of Mexico

    Former President Of Mexico

    VicenteFoxQue Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Pokemon! Bwaahaha! Oh god, my sides are-a-splittin!

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No- they have different ones there- they have POKEMONES- trying to figure how that would be pronounced... pokEEmones? Pokemoans? Confused...

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    Dustin Neudorf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does *not* belong on a fail list. 100% win, even with the misspelling.

    Carlton Schaps
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought he was Fox Quesadilla

    #39

    My 73-Year-Old Aunt Commenting On This Outback Post From Almost 3 Years Ago

    My 73-Year-Old Aunt Commenting On This Outback Post From Almost 3 Years Ago

    SSparkie Report

    Anne Madag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends what time she saw that post ahhaha

    #40

    Greg Shares Cause And Effect

    Greg Shares Cause And Effect

    hungersong Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, FB needs more posts like this!

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didnt block out the face of the butterfly! His identity needs to be protected too!

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because not being able to see their eyes means they will never ever be identified.

    #41

    Jo Ann Is Angry

    Jo Ann Is Angry

    istva Report

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, vegetables are growing from the dirt (if you are lucky enough), so you should wash it yourself if you see that it's "filthy". Grumpy, no polite "lady".

    Tracey Martens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, apparently Joanne has an aversion to washing her fruits and vegetables. She prefers food poisoning - whup tee doo!!!

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    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did appear to impress Jo Ann, Green Giant.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear her saying that! WHUP TEE DOO!!!

    #42

    The Bad News Just Keeps Coming

    The Bad News Just Keeps Coming

    SorryForYoureLots Report

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WILL THE CURSE OF DEATH EVER STOP PLAGUING THIS FAMILY?!?!?!

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eve's (my) guinea pig also died last year.

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jigsaw's fish died 4 years ago and is still sitting in the freezer.

    Stephanie Strzalko
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just dribbled on myself reading that 😂

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    #44

    Joy Takes On The Establishment

    Joy Takes On The Establishment

    MonotoneCreeper Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she apologize herself

    Anna Khotsanyan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shes a Trump f*****g supporter lol

    Natasha Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, supports f*****g that man, LOL

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    LaDonna Hulcy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Christian she has the cross everywhere but Screams "F**k you!" at a company she knows nothing about.... sounds about right!

    Anouk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! Wonderful :)

    Rohan Ramamurthi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more than most trump supporters do

    Roisin Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the irony of the page name also.

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    #45

    Robb Needs Help

    Robb Needs Help

    dmcirl Report

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    #46

    If I Got Arrested, What Would You Think I Did?

    If I Got Arrested, What Would You Think I Did?

    drunkenmasterstyle Report

    Bipolar King
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unconditional love a lost virtue

    Tengericsillag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww! I want a family member like her..

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the fact that I strictly follow rules, it would be because I robbed a bookstore.

    #47

    Please Call

    Please Call

    Mimi149 Report

    Dee Jay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman knows exactly what she's doing! Not a fail! :D

    #48

    Christian Moms Against Dabbing

    Christian Moms Against Dabbing

    __rosebud__ Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scrapes knee*brings cotton with ointment on it*starts dabbing on wound* when suddenly, BAM! Christian police! U are sentenced to purgatory!

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dabs or dabbling are how you smoke various weed extracts. Wax shatter oil etc all placed on a hot knife with a pin and inhaled through a tube. Why do i know? Stupid question lol

    Danny Root
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the kid's these days way of checking to see if their deodorant is still working, not a dance at all.

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably think it's a new drug or something.

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    #49

    My Dad Just Posted This On My Cousin's Timeline. He Says It Means "Happy Birthday To You From Your Favorite Uncle"

    My Dad Just Posted This On My Cousin's Timeline. He Says It Means "Happy Birthday To You From Your Favorite Uncle"

    WheresMyRamen Report

    Tengericsillag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooor "Have bipolar disorder too, you motherf*er! Fever to you and kale!"

    Georgann Haeffner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would do this!!! Too funny!!!

    Megan Spainhour
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy birthday to you from your favorite uncle

    Marty Sunderland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, and the challenge mad it fun.

    #50

    A Beautiful Indigo Coloured Rose

    A Beautiful Indigo Coloured Rose

    TraxOnDaRocks Report

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went onto YouTube and searched up "uberhaxornova". Pretty good channel.

    Kristi Zoebelein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit we're talking about the beautiful indigo colored rose. This isn't the place for that.

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    #51

    Would You Really, Sheila?

    Would You Really, Sheila?

    Morthy Report

    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gave one blue star and 4 greys... :D

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shw said she WOULD.... So.... Maybe someday.....

    #52

    Grandma Is Not Having These Counterfeit Minions

    Grandma Is Not Having These Counterfeit Minions

    memesus Report

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta report the fake minions!

    #53

    Dad Tries To Send A Video

    Dad Tries To Send A Video

    highlander80 Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he did figure out how to make a poll instead

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he's the one who chose yes.

    #54

    Neil Degrasse Tyson

    Neil Degrasse Tyson

    _DickSledge_ Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who ask Neil DeGrasse Tyson if he ever fall while trying to remove his t-shirt?

    Georgann Haeffner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And WHY?? Why would anyone even think to ask anyone that??? And he answered! I'm dying!

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who falls over removing their t-shirt? T-shirts don't require your legs!

    #55

    Grandma Asked If We Could Send $5,000 To A Man She Met On Facebook That Lives Overseas. Here's His Profile Pic

    Grandma Asked If We Could Send $5,000 To A Man She Met On Facebook That Lives Overseas. Here's His Profile Pic

    circusemily Report

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kinds of scams are really awful. Taking advantage of old and generous people... I have no words.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the one hand, it's sad because they don't know any better, on the other hand... SMARTEN UP OR DON'T USE THE INTERNET!

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn! that's an horrible photoshop job

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it's not an nigerian prince

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For once, it wasn't a formerly rich prince from a poor country trying to escape

    Anna Andersson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup... besides that the image is photoshopped... if he has that much money in his hands, why would he need more from her?

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I detest people who scam people. Esp. the elderly!

    #56

    Facebook, Not Google

    Facebook, Not Google

    Report

    Tessa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    midget butts, hahahaha

    mises kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is another name for hell/ underworld?

    Dana Mora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else tried to google midget butts after seeing this post?

    Deepu Madhavan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbara retired from Channel 9 news in 2010 after 24 years of service... nice lady

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    #57

    Who Doesn't Love The Sun?

    Who Doesn't Love The Sun?

    Muffl Report

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I know a couple of those. Everytime I see their name I brace myself! I know you're in pain and whatever. Feel free to post about that on your own wall, but please don't be a killjoy everyone else. Gah..

    Ditto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was an idiotic thing to post.

    Rogue Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always one who has to ruin the good vibe.

    #58

    Found On My Friend's Grandma's Wall

    Found On My Friend's Grandma's Wall

    cle1110 Report

    #59

    Grandpa Makes A New Facebook Account Whenever He Forgets His Password

    Grandpa Makes A New Facebook Account Whenever He Forgets His Password

    chill_cosby Report

    Jesus Wäre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa needs a cookie. Along with a sticky note and pen

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you give grandpa a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk."

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    #60

    Wholesome Oldies

    Wholesome Oldies

    veterinarios Report

    #61

    Old High-School Teacher Posted This On My Timeline At 4am

    Old High-School Teacher Posted This On My Timeline At 4am

    reddit.com Report

    #62

    My Grandma Asked People To Copy And Paste Her Status To Show Their True Friendship

    My Grandma Asked People To Copy And Paste Her Status To Show Their True Friendship

    Frangasaurus Report

    #63

    Susan Is Gone

    Susan Is Gone

    skyflyer747 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that means she left the house.

    #64

    My Grandma And Grandpa Just Joined Facebook. This Was Their First Post

    My Grandma And Grandpa Just Joined Facebook. This Was Their First Post

    ClassicCole Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma is hard of hearing. When the photographer said, "Say cheese", she thot he asked, "Who cut the cheese?"

    #65

    Grandmaster Flash Strikes Again

    Grandmaster Flash Strikes Again

    RanchWorkerSlim Report

    #66

    Barbara's Patience Has It's Limits

    Barbara's Patience Has It's Limits

    hesbunky Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Barbara is old. We didn't use letters as words much in the olden days except to make somebody else spell out icup and then laugh inanely at them.

    #67

    It's Not Good Enough For Jack

    It's Not Good Enough For Jack

    bunnyjerk Report

    #68

    She Just Loves Those Stick Figure Jokes. She Really, Really Loves Them

    She Just Loves Those Stick Figure Jokes. She Really, Really Loves Them

    Konnerbraap Report

    #69

    Comment My Elderly Aunt Made On My Young Pregnant Cousin's Status

    Comment My Elderly Aunt Made On My Young Pregnant Cousin's Status

    Lemonade6055 Report

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not stupid, that's just a burn!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember how old the grand child is....

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The battery percent is making me sad ;_; whyyy

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad? It makes me nervous! Looks like an iPhone, so the phone probably shut down shortly after this screencap

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    #70

    Jonah Is The Youngest Child Ever

    Jonah Is The Youngest Child Ever

    PR3CiSiON Report

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the article: This is Jonah. In some ways, he’s an ordinary kid. He plays with toys. He loves to draw. He’s learning to talk in sentences. But when it comes to age, Jonah is extraordinary. Jonah is 3 years old. What?! You might have heard of a 6-year-old, or maybe even a 5-year-old. But a human being who is just 3? As far as we know, Jonah’s April 10, 2011 birth date makes him the youngest child ever to walk the face of the earth. By a long shot. Jonah is a bona fide biological marvel. Three! It’s an age so low, it’s almost impossible to think about. But if you want to wrap your head around just how young Jonah is, try this: Consider the youngest child you’ve ever met. Now cut that age in half. Now, you’re in the ballpark of how old Jonah is. Apparently, it’s in the genes, too. Jonah’s brother Elliot is 7, while their sister Rebecca is just 11. The proud parents, Stephen and Molly, are pretty young themselves at 36 and 38, respectively, and family lore holds that when Jonah

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... when Jonah’s paternal grandmother came to America, she too was 3 years old (never confirmed). Someone might eventually surpass Jonah as the youngest, but for now, no one is even close. As for us, we’re hoping to see Jonah’s name in the record books for a long, long time to come.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice story. Reads like a docudrama. ... You must be really bored.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well! How dare they! My friends just got married! Their baby is still a concept! XD

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a satire article and the person shared it, thinking it was a real article. So they are being made fun of for thinking a fake article is real

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    #71

    Who What

    Who What

    StarHarvest Report

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    An old person didn't write this. Let's be honest here

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old person would have written the WHO WHAT part- because they are unfamiliar with the HP tales...

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    #72

    So My Grandma Posted This Yesterday

    So My Grandma Posted This Yesterday

    Angerson Report

    #73

    My Friend Posted A Picture Of A Sandwich I Made For Her, And Her Grandma Lost Her Damn Mind

    My Friend Posted A Picture Of A Sandwich I Made For Her, And Her Grandma Lost Her Damn Mind

    nellethebanananana Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the impression that gramma might have liked it! *slinks away laughing at obvious punchline*

    Danny Root
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like cyber-sandwich sex.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been 'shroom hunting granny...

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time break the Prozac in half, grandma.

    #74

    Yeah Olive Garden, Do Something

    Yeah Olive Garden, Do Something

    patsfan3983 Report

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it work? If so, I'm going to ask my Domino's Pizza down the street to get on the Syrian refugee crisis.

    Tengericsillag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be really helpful! Thank you in advance.

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    #75

    A Great Pic Of My 95 Year Old Grandma

    A Great Pic Of My 95 Year Old Grandma

    sega_dream_cast Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too bad she mixed quarter-sawn and plain-sawn boards. I'm digging the random-width though.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her expression is a bit wooden, but...

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    #76

    Gayle Remembers The Challenger Explosion

    Gayle Remembers The Challenger Explosion

    NukeTheEwoks Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw god! Stop! I can't laugh anymore!

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is an exploding space shuttle compared toi a cyst.... unbelievable

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A day of bad memories for everyone.

    Victoria Gramalis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these ASTRONOTS are still alive!!

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...that took quite an unexpected twist.

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    #77

    This Congratulatory Comment I Got For My 105-Day My Fitness Pal Streak

    This Congratulatory Comment I Got For My 105-Day My Fitness Pal Streak

    emilyb117 Report

    #78

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

    BillyRipkensXFace Report

    #79

    What A Brave Man

    What A Brave Man

    izmebenji Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm inclined to think that it's the whole point

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    #80

    Havea Blessed Fag

    Havea Blessed Fag

    macaroniwaffles Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusing the word day with f*g is the most common spelling mistake.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! You forgot to cover her last name in the message.

    Kathleen Gibson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a space between the e and the a. Makes have a

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    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone messed with Luanne's autocorrect.

    #81

    My Computer Got Hacked Yesterday

    My Computer Got Hacked Yesterday

    Submarine_Pirate Report

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Betty is going to have a VERY Merry Christmas.

    #82

    Grandpa Wants To Log In To Facebook

    Grandpa Wants To Log In To Facebook

    CGNU Report

    #83

    Write A Comment... Glad You Had A Nice Time, Sweetheart. X4

    Write A Comment... Glad You Had A Nice Time, Sweetheart. X4

    ChipSteezy Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computer error, or user error? I can't tell....

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when Chris (aka "Rainman") used Facebook for the first time.

    #88

    Mildred, I Don't Think Esther Can See This

    Mildred, I Don't Think Esther Can See This

    spaceonfire Report

    #89

    Thomas Wanted To Share His Experience Making Hot Dogs On This Stove. (Hot Dogs Not Pictured)

    Thomas Wanted To Share His Experience Making Hot Dogs On This Stove. (Hot Dogs Not Pictured)

    mrerikmattila Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 thumbs up for cooking in pyrex on an electric stove ... the pot didn't blow up and melt the vinyl floor with shards of hot glass like it did at my house... we had to get a new kitchen floor. Pot - 1. Stove - 0. Experience - not priceless. Contractor is $400 richer.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pot is "old Pyrex" made of real authentic borosilicate glass, totally OK for the stovetop. Newer Pyrex is made of less-durable stuff.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who gives him 5 thumbs up?

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who were happy he figured out how to use the stove? May be his first time cooking, wife used to do it?

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    #90

    Geraldine Thinks Her Granddaughter Should Be Nicer To Rihanna

    Geraldine Thinks Her Granddaughter Should Be Nicer To Rihanna

    Mr_EMD_ Report

    Lucky Gaudiau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere Rihanna'a grandmother is nodding her head in agreement.

    Aaron Little
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how grandma's response here assumes Tara knows Rihanna personally. Like nope, she's just announcing she hates a perfect stranger.

    #91

    My Grandma's Public Outrage At Her Son Not Driving Six Hours To See Her For Thanksgiving

    My Grandma's Public Outrage At Her Son Not Driving Six Hours To See Her For Thanksgiving

    imgur.com Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got a 'tude. Maybe why ge doesn't go see her often.

    Lou Herout
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least she knew how to send it directly to him, instead of all of her friends...

    #92

    Aunt Helen's Friend Wants To Ask You Something

    Aunt Helen's Friend Wants To Ask You Something

    The_Jerf Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they heard you, Megan ... more or less.

    Rohan Ramamurthi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Minnie-sized female Dobby? You'd have to raid all of Disney for that

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see: head-on collision, doberman puppies. Yeah, I guess I can see the connection.

    #93

    Mom Tried To Show Me Something Funny For My Birthday

    Mom Tried To Show Me Something Funny For My Birthday

    corghi Report

    #94

    Terry's Employment History Summed Up In One Poignant Update

    Terry's Employment History Summed Up In One Poignant Update

    burrito_tape Report

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad he was able to quit asthma. It can be hard to stop.

    #95

    We Got A New Dog

    We Got A New Dog

    Biggie_Smaltese Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's good to see that their dog has found a new home so quickly.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she wanted to say did and not died

    Lynn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that escalated quickly lol

    Khristal Shoosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Dogs that look like that i just wanna punch

    #96

    Dottie Needs Help With Her Fireplace

    Dottie Needs Help With Her Fireplace

    Emjoyable Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is thst the newest clue? What was the word?

    #97

    Warning:

    Warning:

    acurazine Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seth, patience is a virtue; try being a little more virtuous. You've had 79 years to practice this.

    Danny Root
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean Dan. Seth is the one who was posting in the "foreign" language.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he' snot just a sad old man he's stupid too

    #98

    I'd Like To Purchase A Bushel Of Apes

    I'd Like To Purchase A Bushel Of Apes

    VitalzWaO Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie is 72. He lost his glasses.

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, you said "glasses" but meant "marbles"

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Charlie is about 2 years old.

    Jana Su
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is highly unlikely, because as we know now, the youngest person alive is only 3 years old!

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    #99

    What Happened To Jasper?

    What Happened To Jasper?

    reddit.com Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's working with Peter, greeting at the pearly gates.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet and kind of sad.

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    #100

    Oh Susan

    Oh Susan

    nhassan Report

    #101

    My Grandpa Is A Great, Smart Guy, But Sometimes He Struggles With Facebook

    My Grandpa Is A Great, Smart Guy, But Sometimes He Struggles With Facebook

    iforgotmyotherusernamesoimadethis Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am waiting to be finally be allowed to apply for this job

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apply now, or you'll miss your window of oppirtunity. Positions are filling up fast... (by memders of the baby boom generation).

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    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like having 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great place to work, I've heard!

    #102

    Damn, Susie, Way To Shit All Over Chuck's Nice Family Outing

    Damn, Susie, Way To Shit All Over Chuck's Nice Family Outing

    DayOldTurkeySandwich Report

    Macie White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they didn't invite Susie!

    Catffirmations
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else "surprised" that the only time Susie sees any of her family is on a holiday when they feel obligated to spend time with her?!? This reminds me of my father-in-law.

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susie has the disposition of a bastard alligator.

    Natasha Hubbard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susie needs to get the stick out of her a*s.

    #103

    My Grandma Discovered Her Web Cam And Posted This On Facebook. Uhm, What?

    My Grandma Discovered Her Web Cam And Posted This On Facebook. Uhm, What?

    Chewbecca92 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is the moon out tonight? I can't tell if its cloudy or bright, 'cause I only have eyes for you."

    Lucky Gaudiau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ""When sense just caaan't be foooound. Like a bridge with someone's gramma, I will post it out...."

    Aaron Little
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uhm, what?" What do you mean 'uhm, what?' It's a picture of some sweet, older lady in a composite shot over a bridge. "Yeah, but she - " Shh, just let people enjoy things.

    #104

    My Great Aunt Made A Screenshot Of Her Phone Her Profile Picture. Bonus: Half Of Her Own Face Is Cropped Out

    My Great Aunt Made A Screenshot Of Her Phone Her Profile Picture. Bonus: Half Of Her Own Face Is Cropped Out

    mattser42 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She only wanted to share a pic of the little guy. Its his birthday.

    #105

    Gordon Ramsay On Instagram

    Gordon Ramsay On Instagram

    jkmorse27 Report

    Stef Stefanie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I'm missing the joke here...

    Holly Bercik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! I've done this more times than I can remember. So frustrating.

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to work out what the joke is anyone help?

    Kaitlyn DSOUZA
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait...fake gordan ramsey account?

    Brianna Bastian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to take a screen shot but changing the volume instead

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    #106

    She Must Really Love You've Got Mail

    She Must Really Love You've Got Mail

    ssbbnitewing Report

    #107

    Apple's Branding Is Too Subtle

    Apple's Branding Is Too Subtle

    escapingtheweb Report

    #108

    Ryan Needs Help

    Ryan Needs Help

    dylan424 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...only when R L is out of lobsters.

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably when they look at all the empty seats.

    #109

    Old People + Facebook + Memes

    Old People + Facebook + Memes

    murrain Report

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    #110

    She Just Really Likes Their Cheesecakes

    She Just Really Likes Their Cheesecakes

    oldpeoplefacebook Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her smile is a bit of "cheesecake".

    #111

    A Fine Choice, Sir

    A Fine Choice, Sir

    holyhotdicks Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't say. "Grilled chest."

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They closed the one near me. I miss the salad bar.

    #112

    Sydney Doesn't Understand What That Dog Is Doing

    Sydney Doesn't Understand What That Dog Is Doing

    the-derpinator Report

    #113

    Fresh

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    #114

    Posted By My Grandpa, Nothing Significant Has Happened In His Life, This Is Just Some Out Of The Blew "Blow Away"

    Posted By My Grandpa, Nothing Significant Has Happened In His Life, This Is Just Some Out Of The Blew "Blow Away"

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of the "blew"? Shouldn't that be "blue"?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, grandpa. God IS awesome. Merriam-Webster: inspiring awe

    John Tracey Jr.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be super awed by a week or two with nothing significant happening.

    #115

    My Father, Everyone

    My Father, Everyone

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    Aria Manna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It combines many genres and plots! It is awesome indeed.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For indepth reviews, go to: www.pluggedin.com

    #116

    Grandma Gets Crop Dusted At Walmart. Never To Return

    Grandma Gets Crop Dusted At Walmart. Never To Return

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    Rune Barrett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That (black) though... She deserves to get farted at! ;)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the cashiers fault. G-ma's facual expression must have been hilarious.

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet grandma farted all the way to her car as she marched off in an indignant huff.

    bigoldthor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lighten up, grams! Sheesh...it's a fart, not a bullet!