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It's important to use the right words when you want to get your point across. Often, they're the only means of communication available to us.

But expressing nuanced thoughts and feelings through language can be difficult. So let's try to learn from the best!

There's a subreddit called r/OddlySpecific and as the name suggests, its 1.2 million members are dedicated to collecting distinct, precise phrases that strangely make perfect sense.

So continue scrolling to check the best ones they spotted and fire up our first publication on this awesome online community for more.

#1

Adult Books vs. Kids' Books

Adult Books vs. Kids' Books

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Madison Feehan
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids books for the win!!!! Can I get some YA novel recommendations with decent plots and non-depressing endings???

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    #2

    Aita?

    Aita?

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious because it’s so true 😂😂😂

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    If you want your speeches to have a stronger impact, American author, columnist, keynote speaker, and former journalist and news anchor Carmine Gallo suggests replacing long words with short ones. "In his groundbreaking book Thinking, Fast and Slow, Nobel economist Daniel Kahneman writes, 'If you care about being thought credible and intelligent, do not use complex language where simpler language will do.' Effective leaders speak in simple language — and simple means short," Gallo explained.

    He said this is especially true during a crisis, when attention spans are flagging and noise levels are high. "People are being bombarded by information, some of which is misleading or false. The clearer and more concise you are, the better your chances of getting your message across and persuading people to act on it."

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    #3

    There Is No Real Link Between Horses And Heatlh

    There Is No Real Link Between Horses And Heatlh

    Green____cat Report

    #4

    Billionaires Are Boring

    Billionaires Are Boring

    sgrstk Report

    Tesla Sulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I knew a very wealthy family with a 14,000 sq ft home and no roller skates to take advantage of it!

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    "As you think about how to share your next message, remember that language influenced by the Anglo-Saxon period has been used by many great leaders," Gallo highlighted.

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    Winston Churchill once said, "The shorter words of a language are usually the more ancient. Their meaning is more ingrained in the national character and they appeal to greater force."

    In a memo titled Brevity, Churchill urged government administrators to replace long "woolly phrases" with single conversational words, pointing out that brevity equals clarity and that directness makes things easier to understand.

    #6

    Quite A Lesson Indeed

    Quite A Lesson Indeed

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    #7

    Brad Bad

    Brad Bad

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    #8

    Oh Mom

    Oh Mom

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    #9

    Gay Rights!

    Gay Rights!

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    Next, Gallo thinks you should search for analogies. "Neuroscientists have found that our brains process the world by associating the new or unknown with something familiar. When presented with a novel idea, our brains don't ask, 'What is it?' They ask, 'What is it like?'"

    "Analogies answer that question. They serve as mental shortcuts that help us understand complex events. Leaders who are great communicators in a crisis are skilled at finding analogies, because they have to persuade people to act quickly."

    #10

    Brain

    Brain

    OmniscientOf Report

    #11

    This Reply

    This Reply

    Sleepy_weeb_AOT Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Segregation themed amusement park" really tied that one together

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    #12

    Rata2ie

    Rata2ie

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WHEEZED (It's funny because I'm german)

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    #13

    Even Average Sounds Extraordinary During Victorian Times

    Even Average Sounds Extraordinary During Victorian Times

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    The human brain is wired for storytelling. In his best-selling book Sapiens, historian Yuval Noah Harari argues that it was only through stories that our species was able to take over the world.

    Our advanced language skills — specifically, our ability to connect with one another through narrative — allowed us to cooperate in ways other species simply could not.

    #14

    I Can Feel The Hatred In His Words

    I Can Feel The Hatred In His Words

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    #15

    It Took Me Longer Than 66 Years

    It Took Me Longer Than 66 Years

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    #16

    Angry Avocado

    Angry Avocado

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    #17

    Uuh... Fox Title?

    Uuh... Fox Title?

    Yarklik Report

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also looks like Russian Vlad, post plastic surgery!

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    Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease at the National Institutes of Health, is widely admired for his straight, persuasive talk. CNN has even called him “a public force” who translates complex medical information into everyday language.

    "You don’t want to impress people and razzle-dazzle them with your knowledge," Fauci said. "You just want them to understand what you’re talking about."

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    #18

    Humble Living As A Gnome

    Humble Living As A Gnome

    sketchesbyboze Report

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that this was what I wanted from life until I read it here.

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    #19

    The Jeans Discount Is The Cherry On Top

    The Jeans Discount Is The Cherry On Top

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    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if a guy said that, there'd be a lawsuit!

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    #20

    This Will Be A Reality One Day

    This Will Be A Reality One Day

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘d rather be able to delete a few files….

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    #21

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner

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    Because of that, Fauci often limits himself to just three key points. For instance, in an April 5 appearance on Face the Nation, he said the country would be able to relax social-distancing guidelines only when three things were in place: "the ability to test, isolate, and do contact tracing."

    Fauci also pointed out that Americans must continue to “physically separate” from one another by doing three things: staying six feet apart, limiting gatherings to 10 or fewer people, and avoiding mass interactions, such as in restaurants, bars, and theaters.

    Words are powerful, and the more mindful you are with them, the more they can offer you.

    #22

    When You Get Flashbacks Of Working Retail

    When You Get Flashbacks Of Working Retail

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in other countries someone gets praised as a „normal“ or a „peoples person“ for not being born into money/ power.

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    #23

    Not A Squirrel!

    Not A Squirrel!

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keith should try bringing $5 with him to buy lunch instead of bringing his lunch. That is sure to keep the squirrels away

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    #24

    Rbdbdjddn

    Rbdbdjddn

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an avid book reader, this happens to me more times than I can count….lol

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    #25

    Road Trips Are So Nostalgic

    Road Trips Are So Nostalgic

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    #26

    Pemmaphobia (Cake Phobia)

    Pemmaphobia (Cake Phobia)

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    #27

    Smoke

    Smoke

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pointed this out to my dad and he said my grandad (RIP) pointed that out to his (Christian) teacher and got detention for saying that lol

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    #28

    20-20-20 Noted

    20-20-20 Noted

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳

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    #29

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you find a hat suitable for your dog?

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    #30

    Sheeranphobia, An Interesting Disease

    Sheeranphobia, An Interesting Disease

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    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'm, I have a terrible news. It's only a scratch, They'll be fine but.... They are a secret Sheerfan.

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    #31

    Oh Cool

    Oh Cool

    Idksonameiguess Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just last month I saw a bird in the garden and thought...you know, I should get one of those books that bird watchers use.

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    #32

    Whale Sounds

    Whale Sounds

    blaisinsquad Report

    Szirra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to imagine they tell each other dirty jokes

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    #33

    Found On Meirl

    Found On Meirl

    acarboni Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro-tip: use different browser profiles and Youtube accounts. I one for my hobby, one for general casual viewing, and one for cats.

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    #34

    Eminems More Positive Cousin

    Eminems More Positive Cousin

    Gogetbusy Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't taste the rainbow, he IS the rainbow

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    #35

    Help Wanted

    Help Wanted

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanted, small child. Or possibly a few in case this goes wrong.

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    #36

    I Have Never Made A Doctor's Appointment By Myself

    I Have Never Made A Doctor's Appointment By Myself

    tey_an Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can aforementioned Gen Z afford healthcare?

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    #37

    Weird Way To Describe It But I Get The Idea

    Weird Way To Describe It But I Get The Idea

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    #38

    Driver Carries Only

    Driver Carries Only

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    #39

    Sushi No Like Tiktok

    Sushi No Like Tiktok

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    #40

    The Fact That This Is Not An Exaggeration Makes It Even Better. British Football Chants Are Fun

    The Fact That This Is Not An Exaggeration Makes It Even Better. British Football Chants Are Fun

    daveloach2 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Greece. And it varies from remarks for opponents' moms to seggsual insults to the team

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    #41

    Living His Best Life

    Living His Best Life

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    #42

    I Can't Say As Though I Disagree

    I Can't Say As Though I Disagree

    elovaso Report

    #43

    Ok, Josh

    Ok, Josh

    Captain_TPT Report

    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As teens my friends and I would steal a few carved pumpkins off porches late Halloween night each year. We would write the address of the house they came from and put it in a Ziploc bag inside the pumpkins then put the pumpkins in a deep freezer. On the night before Thanksgiving we would then take them back to their porches and leave them. We would hear kids talking about it at school wondering about it. Good times!

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    #44

    Connor

    Connor

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    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an insult to Honda Accords. At least a Honda Accord will usually get you there.

    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Doubly upvote if poss... For sass, AND the nod the the reliability of Japanese engineering 10/10

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t tell Conner’s parents. They spent good money for gay conversion camp so it must be something wrong with you.

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can he take off your bra with just one hand while kissing you? (I'll see myself out)

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you have neither toast nor bras? Wow. That's a question I never expected to ask in my lifetime.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Honda should rename the Accord and change it to Connor...

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say, human equivalent of a Toyota Camry...but, same difference, 😂

    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had (have? i dunno, we don't really talk anymore but we're not like enemies, we just don't hang out) a friend named Connor and I swear he is THE MOST basic cis-het privileged really-into-cars-and-sports pale blonde white male you will ever meet. Ever.

    Pandaroo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are very limited choices for women in Christian cults and religions. There are often more women and I've seen so many awesome ladies settle for losers because when they got to 25 and were still single they got desperate.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she loves the guy, why you hating?

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    badger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why was Connor wearing her bra?

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, wait….. it’s NOT adequate foreplay?!

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throwing it out here: Statistics say that the best love making happens within good marriages. I would assume that Christians are pursuing a stable, happy marriage out of their beliefs, so i guess that would make them have the best intimate time they can get here on earth.

    DJR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets muddy when you can define people who "go to church but low key are pretty sure Trump is Jesus's second cousin" as Christians but also people who love their neighbor as much as themselves as Christians. But yeah, 18 years married; can confirm.

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    "Be like"? I'm sorry that your grade school English teacher didn't teach you to speak better english.

    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim discovering memes and internet talk be like:

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    #45

    No Time To Bleed!

    No Time To Bleed!

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but with cats. There‘s never time to bleed.

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    #46

    He Got A Real Good Point Tho

    He Got A Real Good Point Tho

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    #47

    Interesting Quiz Options

    Interesting Quiz Options

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    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! And you know which answer is for which, it's so obvious. Plus, only a small minority of people actually act like a stereotypical introvert/extrovert.

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    #48

    Vegas Ain't Ready For Them

    Vegas Ain't Ready For Them

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    #49

    I Also Feel This Way A Bit

    I Also Feel This Way A Bit

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close to the end , but not yet... just a little bit more.

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    #50

    I Dont *look* Like A R*pist Or Serial Killer

    I Dont *look* Like A R*pist Or Serial Killer

    peoplecallmeromy Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live at night, I unfortunately cannot tell you the number of women I’ve seen looking scared to even be out or on public transports. I feel sorry and angry at the world at the same time.

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    #51

    Proud Tesla Employee

    Proud Tesla Employee

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    #52

    Twenty Years Is Too Long

    Twenty Years Is Too Long

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    Mtownmick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because we only get "correct" information on the internet.

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    #53

    Factual?!

    Factual?!

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    #54

    He's Striving For Perfection

    He's Striving For Perfection

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    #55

    I Should Try That Once

    I Should Try That Once

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    #56

    Jon Bon Pony

    Jon Bon Pony

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    #57

    We’re Gonna Need A Map For This One

    We’re Gonna Need A Map For This One

    squidslippers Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for not giving them pockets

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    #58

    We All Have Our Secrets

    We All Have Our Secrets

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    #59

    That Must Suck

    That Must Suck

    PersonalityOnly8201 Report

    Gauri Joshi - Nair
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, what if you got the non-human parts of both? Would you be a bull with a fish tail but have a human brain/intelligence? That would be hilarious ngl

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    #61

    Guy Was Told

    Guy Was Told

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've tried something, without actually saying it.

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    #62

    I Wouldn't Be Able To Afford A House Anyway, But Might Give A Try?

    I Wouldn't Be Able To Afford A House Anyway, But Might Give A Try?

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    KM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone offering real advice in this economy

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    #63

    I Would Like To Read Her Essay, Think She's Onto Something

    I Would Like To Read Her Essay, Think She's Onto Something

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not make sense, as 50% of all those things on earth were snapped away with the people they inhabited.

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    #64

    Ah, A Redditor's Dream

    Ah, A Redditor's Dream

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    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    him, the embodiment of a neckbeard, smelling like his 3rd stepmother's basement, mountain dew, and taco bell, drawing erotic fanart of lolis.

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    #65

    Stop Doing Weird Things

    Stop Doing Weird Things

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    #66

    Special Kind Of Relationship

    Special Kind Of Relationship

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker on the first day I met her: "---and that concludes the precise description of how I gave birth to my daughter eight years ago, broken down by minute!" Me, trying desperately to will the chair I'm sitting on to dematerialize and take me with it to sweet, sweet nonexistence: "Oh cool"

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    #67

    So He’s Working On This Character

    So He’s Working On This Character

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so just put 3 aditionnal 'k' to fool censorship. Noted.

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    #69

    Specific On Multiple Levels

    Specific On Multiple Levels

    Dante-Grimm Report

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    #70

    The Future We Asked For

    The Future We Asked For

    rolldiggity Report

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But raccoon as a funny hat, could be. Especially in your grandpas old closet.

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    #71

    Free Oats

    Free Oats

    HienZimmer Report

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE THERE LIKE SIX HORSE GIRLS IN MY CLASS

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    #72

    Very Specific Insult

    Very Specific Insult

    Armed-Roomba Report

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    #73

    I Would Be Down

    I Would Be Down

    j_k_ley Report

    Ohio Turkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the driver in Diedrich Bader's voice 👍

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    #74

    Having Diarrhea Isn’t Really The Same As Anaphylactic Shock

    Having Diarrhea Isn’t Really The Same As Anaphylactic Shock

    ishanG24 Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is so true! My friend is allergic to peanuts, he's really over-cautious. My dad is gluten intolerant, he refuses to eat bread. My friend is lactose intolerant and one time in year 8 she bought an entire tub of ice cream and used the lid as a spoon whilst waiting for her dad. She didn't come into school the next day lol

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    #75

    Dk Why But It Makes Sense In My Head And I Hate It

    Dk Why But It Makes Sense In My Head And I Hate It

    NotSoBallsy Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the cheat code for getting the last 25% of the slushie

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    #76

    I Like Aquarium Gravel Too

    I Like Aquarium Gravel Too

    Daikon_5551 Report

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    #77

    Lamp

    Lamp

    GanimetYT Report

    JR_4755826
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look! I just saw it from my husband today (again).

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    #78

    A Very Specific Removal Process

    A Very Specific Removal Process

    PinchaPenny893 Report

    Wicked Moon216
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think the sight of a diamond saw coming towards their genitalia would either a) cause it to instantly shrink, or b) cause them to pass out from fear & making their blood pressure drop enough to get it off, lol!!

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    #79

    A Shape I See

    A Shape I See

    Intelligent_Energy16 Report

    #80

    What A Dream

    What A Dream

    blacksheetpartyRSVP Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look like something Vincent Van Gogh would paint?

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    #81

    Everyone Wants A Goth B****

    Everyone Wants A Goth B****

    brbarretdsq Report

    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this photo was black and white until I saw the door.

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    #82

    Wamen

    Wamen

    AlinFry Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quickly removes finger from screen!

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    #83

    Happy Father's Day!

    Happy Father's Day!

    clearly_quite_absurd Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have stop following him at the anime store.

    #84

    Hmmmm

    Hmmmm

    ExieBilliot Report

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    #85

    You Know I've Gotta Make Em Now

    You Know I've Gotta Make Em Now

    Trashed_PANda_lol Report

    Arcade Fire_Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you listen to Hey Ya WHILE eating the desert. 😎

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    #86

    I Am Intrigued

    I Am Intrigued

    X_800 Report

    #87

    No

    No

    skulking_angler Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.... I can imagine a few reasons

    #88

    Spinach

    Spinach

    JacksonT3000 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you heat it up it will shrink down to fit into a small cup

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    #89

    Monke

    Monke

    BuffMonke Report

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corpses. They can spread disease and are a sign of danger, we're afraid of corpses.

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    #90

    What Do You Believe As A Child

    What Do You Believe As A Child

    StrikingRices Report

    #91

    I Don’t Buy Gift Cards At All

    I Don’t Buy Gift Cards At All

    ErnestiEchavalier Report

    #92

    Couldn't Be Me

    Couldn't Be Me

    Qualified-Memer Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question: do they wear hand-shoe?

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    #93

    That's What Good Dads Do

    That's What Good Dads Do

    ANdbORph Report

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Just no. May, itself, may be a name ... Mayella, anyone?

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    #94

    Errr... Okay?

    Errr... Okay?

    TeamAresGGs Report

    #95

    Thats One Hell Of A Drug

    Thats One Hell Of A Drug

    Suchtino Report

    George hy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT original, This is an episode of Star Trek TNG, It happens to Picard.

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    #96

    Poor Walter

    Poor Walter

    je1992 Report

    JR_4755826
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a Gary baby and was like, that was the name you went with?!

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    #97

    This Belongs Here

    This Belongs Here

    Careful_Tea_1407 Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have your own chair, bounce away, but when my boyfriend bounces his as we are sharing the same part of the couch, it makes my butt vibrate and I spill my snacks.

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    #98

    Oddly Specific Serial Killer

    Oddly Specific Serial Killer

    Hour_Row_9697 Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, police? I'd like to report someone that you should run a background check on because I'm 100% sure you're gonna find something"

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    #99

    Not Really Tho

    Not Really Tho

    kevinowdziej Report

    #100

    He's Straight Okay

    He's Straight Okay

    SarcasticBeast69 Report

    Szirra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to summon straightness? You have to say it 3 times.

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    #101

    Clapped

    Clapped

    vortexdrive Report

    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While EVERYONE in the restaurant stares in annoyance.

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    #102

    Hmm

    Hmm

    redwolf0330 Report

    Robin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entirely depends of if I know the way or if I am having to concentrate on the rout.

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    #103

    Oddly Specific

    Oddly Specific

    da_yeet_boii06 Report

    Hey Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit the bottle on the Heinz label in it should come right out 🤪

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    #104

    Can't Say I Have

    Can't Say I Have

    Rancid_Nugget Report

    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello! Bad comment hider right here. Have a lovely day.

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    #105

    Do They Believe In Nessie Too?

    Do They Believe In Nessie Too?

    WehaveTheFacts_ Report

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    #106

    What Happened In Egypt, Stays In Egypt

    What Happened In Egypt, Stays In Egypt

    AguedaRucker Report

    #107

    Deuteronomy 25:11-12

    Deuteronomy 25:11-12

    PossessionWorried292 Report

    Michael Vickery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seizes her husbands or the attackers private parts?

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    #108

    Concrete Is The Cookie Dough

    Concrete Is The Cookie Dough

    male_specimen Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best explanation I have ever read about concrete and cement.

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    #109

    Olympic Specific

    Olympic Specific

    harold_the_cat Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Ron Swanson has a second secret identity in addition to Duke Silver ?

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    #110

    I Will Not Fight

    I Will Not Fight

    skellycreeper Report

    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on him, the Russians aren't trained.

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    #111

    Its Not That Spicy... (?)

    Its Not That Spicy... (?)

    SL33PW4LK1NG Report

    #112

    War-B***h

    War-B***h

    Prehistoricchimken Report

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    #113

    What A Turn On

    What A Turn On

    dometic_violins Report

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds fun.

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    #114

    Ok Then

    Ok Then

    Telaynism13 Report

    #115

    I Can Smell The Creep Coming Off Of This Dude

    I Can Smell The Creep Coming Off Of This Dude

    sinisterl6 Report

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