50 Funny And Relatable Posts By People Who Just Realized That They’re Old Now (New Pics)
As you're growing up, politicians, teachers, and pretty much everyone around you keep repeating that you are the future of this world. The person who will shape the way it looks tomorrow. But before you can take it all in, it's already the day after, the echo of those words has faded, and the only thing you're left with is that annoying back pain that doesn't go away no matter what mobility exercise you're doing.
But don't worry, this realization is part of maturity. To make it easier to accept, the subreddit 'Heck I'm Old' shares posts from people who are in the same position and choose to reminisce with smiles and giggles. So let's scroll through what they have to offer and maybe, just maybe, knowing that the past is still alive in our collective memory is exactly what we need to feel better about our wrinkles and graying hair.
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Who Is Old Enough To Remember All Of These?
I Feel Personally Attacked
While the inevitable passage of time certainly takes a lot of things away from us, it does provide quite a few as well. One of its most important contributions is to the way we feel.
Positive and negative affects (mood) seem to operate independently of each other: you can have a lot or a little of either or both.
"High affect" people score above average on both positive and negative mood levels, while "low affect" people score less on both.
No matter which type you start out with, you can expect your affect levels to change in a favorable trajectory over the course of your life.
Nuff Said
“Billy Jean is not my lover and the CHAIR is not my son!” This lived in my brain for far too long! 🤣
Let's Start Telling It Without Telling Your Age LOL Let's Who Will Win
Yall Remember
According to research published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, both men and women see an increase in positive affect as they get older (women, in particular, see a greater and accelerating increase).
On average, negative affect does not change for women predictably with age, but it decreases for aging men (with the caveat that the decrease is more pronounced for married men; for unmarried men, negative affect is elevated at every stage of life).
Are You This Old?
Does Anyone Remember This Movie?
If You Can Tell What This Is, You Might Be Old
Many theories have been proposed for why this happens. But a 2013 review of research indicates that older people develop at least three distinct emotional skills: 1) they react less to negative situations, 2) they are better at ignoring irrelevant negative stimuli than they were when younger, and 3) they remember more positive than negative information.
Basically, it's like knowing your negative emotions won’t last so you disregard them when they do arise and get a head start on the good feelings.
You May Be Old, But Are You This Old?
Someone's fancy with their wall phone. Mamaw had a desk telephone you could use as a weapon.
This picture is all wrong. That cord never hung like that, it was always all tangled up and stretched way out.
The slamming down of the handset after a particularly angry/frustrating phone call was very satisfying, touching a screen just doesn't quite cut it 😁
My grandma and grandpa had a red one in the basement of the house my grandpa had built on a lake in the 70's. That thing was there forever. After they passed, the house went back to the bank and we couldn't afford it (reverse mortgage). Came back on the market a couple years ago totally renovated ...and going for a few hundred thousand more (so despite improved position to buy, still couldn't afford it 🙄)... but smiled immensely when going through the for-sale photos... right there - in that fully renovated basement - was that red rotary phone, still on the wall in the same place. Made me so happy to see that a piece of their lives still remained there 🫠
If you live somewhere remote, or if you're elderly, you need a landline and a non-electric phone. A couple of years ago there was major power outage and some areas were without power for four days (yes yes, fellow Quebecers - we also remember the Ice Storm of '98). Mobile towers were jammed, service was spotty to none at all, and there was no way to charge your phone once it died. Discovered cordless phones didn't work because they require electricity. I had thought, "I have a landline. I'll be fine." ooops! :) I can't tell you how happy I was to discover a 1980s rotary phone in the basement. Having a reliable means of communication in times of emergency is vital. :)
I'm 58, but when I was a little kid we lived in an old schoolhouse that had the phone with the bells ,and the thing you held to your ear while you talked into the mouthpiece attached to the phone box, which was wooden. We still used it.
again...most definitely--and loved that the cord would stretch through numerous rooms in the house, you know, for privacy!
Grew up with one that was 70s yellowish color. The cord was replaced at least twice a year due to it being stretched so you could reach the bathroom and talk in private.
Yup. Ours was in the front hall , but had a long enough chord to reach the living room, with the chord stretched across the hall, causing people to step over it.
I was 12 years old and I remember seeing a Manitoba Telephone truck pull into the farm yard of the family farm. It turned out that the technician was sent out because some of our neighbors were unable to call us to tell Mom about the community potluck and for her to make her fried chicken (boil the meat until it was ready to fall off the bones and roll it into an egg batter of eggs from our hens along with salt, pepper, and paprika).the technician soon found out that our old rotary phone was dead and put in a state-of-the-art touch tone phone.
Needs a longer cord so you cook dinner while talking, or take the receiver into the closet around the corner.
Our house still has the outlet for this In the wall. We leave it for commEnts. Older people reminisce, younger ones want to know what it’s for.
Yeah, I remember these AND the nearly infinite coil-cord that weighed a ton.
I’m “stand and the chair and let the receiver dangle until the cord isn’t twisted” old
It was on the wall in the kitchen. If you wanted privacy for your call, you stepped into the garage.
My grandparents had a cast iron one, that they had rented from the phone company when they moved into their house. 50 years later, my grandma finally got a new phone, because too many places were asking her to push one for this, and two for that. She called the phone company, to let them know she was done renting it, and they had no clue what she was talking about, but because she was still paying the rental fee, they told her they guessed she bought it by now.
That cord looks new on this one. All the ones I grew up with, where all tangled up!
I remember that general set-up but with a touch tone phone. Rotary phones were before my time.
The rotary dial. Totally befuddled me in elementary school. I tried to press it like buttons. The school secretaries found it hilarious kids didn't know how to use this anymore. That was probably 1982.
I still have one. The center of the dial has the phone number on it. It is still the phone number of the house where my wife grew up. I think it was installed in the early 60's.
And you had to buy the extra long cord separately so you could walk around the house while you were talking.
It was always nice when you had that extra long cord so you could take the phone around the corner for your private calls
I had one of these on my dining room wall just next to the kitchen.
Yep. And the cords were long enough that you could take them into your room, close the door and talk in private until your dad yelled at you to get off the damn phone!
One in my kitchen with the extra long cord so I could see mostly around the first floor. And the handset started to crackle when the cord had been stretched out too much
Yes, and I was told not to answer it during a thunderstorm else I could be electricuted.
I grew up with a landline but not a rotary telephone, it was a red cortelco telephone. Still nostalgic though as I don't use a landline anymore. But the memories though.
That pic is wrong. The cord is close to perfect. It needs to be super stretched and knotted up here and there
And the cord was three yards long, dirty from years of use, and had a dozen tangled areas you could NEVER figure out
Our cord was muuuuuch longer to stretch into the next room for privacy!
Yes we had a phone with a dial, omg people under 40 are so ancient aren’t they! 🫠
had to pay extra to rent a wall phone from the phone company where i was. desk phones were a lower rental price. (both of them were avocado green at our house, to match the appliances)
The wire of the upstairs phone being just long enough so I could go in my room and close the door (and sit against the door because the wire wasn't longer). Hearing a "click" if someone else picked up the other phone. (and then could listen in or participate in the conversation)
We had a green rotary dial phone. In those days a wall mounted or push button phone was the height of sophistication.
I was so happy when my dad finally decided to remodel his kitchen about 10 years ago but sad that they took out the rotary wall phone that had been my great granny’s. That thing had to be at least 60 years old. And yes, I lived there from ages 15 to about 22 in the early 90s so I used it a lot.
You’re Old, But Are You This Old?
Never Failed
Some Of You Can “Feel” This Door In Your Mind
Pfft, please, that belongs to a 4 door. Only us real ones know the weight of a 2 door, the door was taller than you and weighed more than the engine....
Arthur Brooks, who is a professor at the Harvard Kennedy School and the Harvard Business School, where he teaches courses on leadership and happiness, thinks that when we're talking about growing old, we also have to mention changes in personality.
"Personality is generally separated by psychologists into five parts: openness to experience, conscientiousness, extroversion, agreeableness, and neuroticism," Brooks writes, discussing a paper by two researchers in which they summarized ... a voluminous literature on how these dimensions of personality change as we move from childhood to old age.
You’re Old But Are You This Old?
Driving Stick
How Many Of You ‘70s Kids Can Feel This Picture?
Not a 70s kid, but yes... Just because it wasn't red did not mean it wasn't hot
Haha
"Some of the changes are not necessarily either good or bad. For example, people tend to become less gregarious after their mid-50s; they become more assertive from adolescence through their mid-30s and stay at this higher level; their openness to experience rises into early adulthood, stabilizes, and falls after their mid-50s."
But other changes are unambiguously positive. "Agreeableness tends to rise throughout adulthood, probably as we see its benefits and establish more emotional equanimity," Brooks adds. "Neuroticism usually falls, at least until one’s late 60s. And conscientiousness rises continuously. If you follow the typical development, you can expect to be nicer and kinder, and less depressed and anxious, when you are old."
Who Else Made Their Own Popsicles?
Remember When You Opened A Band Aid By Pulling A String?
This Always Seemed To Appear On My Parents Coffee Table Between Thanksgiving & Christmas
Who Remembers Changing A Channel By Turning The Knob
Our self-esteem also tends to rise as we move through adulthood, all the way to age 60.
It usually stays at a high level until about 70, then slightly declines. This last downward section could be connected to the accumulating death toll of elderly friends and spouses, but even so, we can expect it to be better at age 80 than 30.
I Loved These And Used To Read Them At The Dentist's Office. It Was Standard Waiting Room Stuff For Kids
If You Remember Seeing This Machine You're Pretty Old
And getting them as a kid for your parents/grandparents and NO ONE CARED!!!
If You Ever Operated One Of These You're An Old Sob
Who Dares To Admit That They Liked These Guys?
So now that you know things are likely to get better as you age, we invite you to dive deeper into 'Heck I'm Old' and fire up our earlier publications on the subreddit 50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected and 40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They’re Old Now.
Anyone Else Grow Up With These?
I Bet Future Generations Won't Understand This Immensely Frustrating Experience At All
This Takes Me Waaay Back
Did Anyone Else Sleep In One Of These? I Think I Would Have To Be Helped Out Of It Today
The Kids Have No Idea
Really I'm Old Enough ,who's With Me
How Old Are You… This Old
The F**k Is This?
These Guys Were The Best -
Ah, but how many of you remember 'Spy vs Spy vs Spy', with the lady Grey Spy playing Black and White off against each othet?
Dont Even Try To Tell Me You Dont Know These
Who Had One Of These?
You Can’t Hear A Picture?
I See Your "Tales From The Crypt," And Raise You Elvira
I’ll See Your Paddle Ball And Raise You A Cheap Airplane
Could This Movie Be Made Today?
Who Was Around When These Two Became Famous And Then Infamous?
This Is What 30 Year Olds Looked Like In The 80s
The Older I Get, The More I Identify With These Men
If This Was Your First Live Action Joker, You're Old
If You Get It, You Get It
If You Remember This Boat
Did You Ever Win Anything Other Than A Free Pop?
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Are You Old Enough To Remember When Wendys Had Cool Old Fashion Tables?
The Golden Age Of Education
Truth
It Really Wasn't Difficult
Have young people really never heard of maps?? What do they do in geography classes, it can't all be oxbow lakes and types of rock.
When You Were Thirsty
Remember What Show This Came From?
The 80’s Really Were A Different World
I See Your Big Wheel, And Raise You A Tonka Dump Truck!
Anyone Else?
These were like a train wreck. Everyone watched intensely waiting for a kid to fall, usually onto a 2-inch mat. Or the stupid kid that would slide down the rope too fast and get a huge rope burn. LOL, those were the days!
If This Brings A Chuckle To You... Then Yeah, You're Old
Remember These
OHHH my GODDD....the ABSOLUTE FEEL OF USING THIS UNIT.....that was the best part!!! STILL love going over to my folks house and using theirs to make labels!!!!
Old School Coffee Vending
Best Halloween Costumes Ever
LOL my parents let me and my brother watch those movies when we were about that age. We couldn't watch Robocop or Terminator, but Cheech and Chong were OK.
Who Remembers Being Fed This Delicious Pink Medicine With This Spoon As A Kid?
Who Remembers Him?
These Were Fun
If You Remember This Guy…
I'm Telling Them
If You Remember What Movie This Scene Is From, You Probably Cancelled Your Canoe Trip To Georgia, And…you’re Old
If Ned Beatty can't get down that river, how is a Frenchman in a Speedo going to make it? = J. Foxworthy. Deliverance was filmed on the same river used for Atlanta Olympics kayaking!
F**k, I’m Old
When You Looked Forward To A Bath
Unless you were a girl… https://www.glamour.com/story/rememer-mr-bubble
More And More With Each Passing Day!
He was a good guy, All he wanted to do was to warn us about the effects late stage capitalism would have on us, and he killed a Nazi sympathizer. D-Fense¡
If You Grew Up Back In The Day You Have A Definite Opinion On This Gum
If You Remember This Guy Yelling At You…
You Are Definitely Fecking Old If You Remember This Guy
You May Be Old, But Are You This Old?
Or the HP ones where you had to enter data in reverse Polish notation
Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Checking Out The Back Of The Store
Critics Didn’t Like It. It Bombed At The Box Office, But I Liked It. Who Else?
If You Know What This Is Or Browsed The Catalog, You Are Old Af
Never Forget
Wise Beyond His Years
But Are You This F**kn Old?
Anyone Else Have To Sell World's Finest Chocolate For School?
Who Remembers Bozo The Clown?!
Old Enough To Remember Smoking In Grocery Stores
Remember When Air Was Free?
My 27 Year Old Son Didn’t Understand The Significance Of This Place
Anyone Ate At The Woolworths Counter?
Definitely Mad Max
Are You Old Enough To Remember Getting "Rained On" At The Grocery Store?
Huh. I don't know about anyone else, but they still do this at all of the grocery stores I go to. My little brother gets "rained on" all the time.
Did You Know: These Spaceships Are Actually Guitars?
I Was 11 Years Old. A Much Simpler Time. I Really Miss The Hot Apple Pies
Deep Fried!!! When arteries were more under attack from Big Tobacco. So Mc'D's was golden!!! And yes they were better!!!
Who Remembers This Gem Of A TV Show?
Geeeeeez
Haven't Thought About These Since The 80s
Anyone Else This Old?
What Classic Shows Would Never Get Made Today?
Who Remembers?
Can You Hear It?
Well, that's now going to go around my head for the next week, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 do do do do
If You Ever Got Bogged Down By One Of These, You’re Old
Were You One Of These Kids?
My mom was an electrician in a nuclear plant, she bought this and taught me everything on it.
If You Know What This Small Half Circle Ring Is For, You’re Old
The horn ring and it looks like a column stick shift. Three on the tree! Did you notice the headlight bright beam switch on the floor?
This Stuff Smelled Like Heaven: Bike Chains, Skateboard Wheels, Baseball Gloves
Crazy How They’ve All Aged So Well… Well Most Of Them
Are You This Old?
Pew Pew! Pewpew
I See Your Pop Snaps And Raise You This.. Are You This Old ?
Are You So Old That You Participated In Hands Across America?
I See Your Cap Bomb & Raise You…
You Old Enough To Know Who These Guys Are?
If You Had One You Are Old
Are You This Old?
If You Have Opinions On These Guys You're Pretty Damn Old
Nah! You can still play this game today on the Switch. My 12 year old loves this game!
If You Get This You're Pretty Old
Who Remembers This Movie?
What Was That One Thing You Always Wanted And Never Got?
Gonna show my age here but I wanted the entire "Sylvanian" town and all the families
A bit too American for me. So many of those never made it to Europe, where every country had their own stuff. Different now with mundialization, I guess.
I feel like we deserve it because we always take a beating on here.....just let us have this one thing, LOL.
Load More Replies...I'm in another part of the world where the majority of these wasn't part of my childhood despite me being an old millennial. So, nope, don't understand either.
Most of these were gone by the time that even the oldest the USA Millennials were old enough to play with them. Most are Gen-X, older Gen-X, and there are even some younger Boomer stuff. Back To The Future was from 1985, Elvira's Movie Macabre started in 1981, The Village People released "Y.M.C.A." in 1978, etc, etc, etc.
Load More Replies...There's like at least 3 generations of old in this list. Plus a few things are still very much around.
Yeah, calling Napster and Windows 98 old makes me feel REALLY old! My first music was on 8-track tape.
Load More Replies...So we’ve got another negative BP post about the U.S. that Americans want removed and then we’ve got this lazy piece about ‘you are old if…’ but it’s so American that it’s painful. What do you want to be BP?
Excellent, BP. At least 80% of the items on this list made it to my country, Australia, so not too American. And no specific decade which is a big plus for the list as well. Nothing on the list is too old for me to recognise, and it brings back almost a dozen things from my childhood that I haven't seen in many decades. A really good list.
How could they leave out mercurochrome (otherwise known as monkey blood)?
The real question you ask of Brits is, do you remember eating fish and chips out of real newspapers!
Alas, I remember when many of these things were brand new.. I be really old.
I just relived my entire childhood. Yep. A last of the Boomers for sure. Thank you for some great memories!
Well, as baby boomer, I remember most of it. Apart from strictly American stuff. Windows 98? I remember DOS. Call directory.
Label me both American and older than dirt because all of these were familiar, lol.
There are things called maps, people used to be able to read them to decipher directions.
A bit too American for me. So many of those never made it to Europe, where every country had their own stuff. Different now with mundialization, I guess.
I feel like we deserve it because we always take a beating on here.....just let us have this one thing, LOL.
Load More Replies...I'm in another part of the world where the majority of these wasn't part of my childhood despite me being an old millennial. So, nope, don't understand either.
Most of these were gone by the time that even the oldest the USA Millennials were old enough to play with them. Most are Gen-X, older Gen-X, and there are even some younger Boomer stuff. Back To The Future was from 1985, Elvira's Movie Macabre started in 1981, The Village People released "Y.M.C.A." in 1978, etc, etc, etc.
Load More Replies...There's like at least 3 generations of old in this list. Plus a few things are still very much around.
Yeah, calling Napster and Windows 98 old makes me feel REALLY old! My first music was on 8-track tape.
Load More Replies...So we’ve got another negative BP post about the U.S. that Americans want removed and then we’ve got this lazy piece about ‘you are old if…’ but it’s so American that it’s painful. What do you want to be BP?
Excellent, BP. At least 80% of the items on this list made it to my country, Australia, so not too American. And no specific decade which is a big plus for the list as well. Nothing on the list is too old for me to recognise, and it brings back almost a dozen things from my childhood that I haven't seen in many decades. A really good list.
How could they leave out mercurochrome (otherwise known as monkey blood)?
The real question you ask of Brits is, do you remember eating fish and chips out of real newspapers!
Alas, I remember when many of these things were brand new.. I be really old.
I just relived my entire childhood. Yep. A last of the Boomers for sure. Thank you for some great memories!
Well, as baby boomer, I remember most of it. Apart from strictly American stuff. Windows 98? I remember DOS. Call directory.
Label me both American and older than dirt because all of these were familiar, lol.
There are things called maps, people used to be able to read them to decipher directions.
